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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gauthier Delsarte (ranked 2490 p4p, 2232 weight class) and Steven Seagal (ranked 119 p4p, 112 weight class). Delsarte comes to the cage accompanied by Ah Non Cest Terrible. Seagal has chosen Not for Sale as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

225 cm
44
293
41 - 25 - 1
190 cm
39
286
23 - 20 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Good chin
BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Conquer

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Gauthier Delsarte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Steven Seagal!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Winston Howard and Francis DeMontford.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagal has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Delsarte.
Seagal will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Delsarte slips a straight right by Seagal.
Seagal gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Delsarte fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Seagal.
Delsarte fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Seagal looks to land a combination. Delsarte sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
It looks like Gauthier Delsarte has been cut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Delsarte, as that shot connected.
Delsarte connects with a solid leg kick.
Delsarte dodges the punch combination from Seagal.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Delsarte lands a high kick!
Delsarte thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Seagal if he has to take too many more of those.
Delsarte thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Seagal if he has to take too many more of those.
Delsarte thumps Seagal with a low kick.
Delsarte lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Delsarte throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Seagal stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Seagal crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Delsarte - the referee stops the clock and Seagal gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Delsarte. Seagal manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Delsarte lands a nice leg kick that just misses Seagal's sensitive parts.
Seagal tries to bum rush Delsarte with a series of wild strikes but Delsarte uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Seagal walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
It looks like Steven Seagal has been cut.
Seagal closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A nice combination there by Delsarte.
Delsarte scores with a kick to the body.
Seagal looks winded!
Nice cross by Delsarte.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Delsarte lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Delsarte keeps Seagal at a distance using the push kick.
Delsarte lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Seagal looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Delsarte lands a leg kick that knocks Seagal off balance momentarily.
Delsarte feints and then cracks Seagal's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Seagal down.
Seagal misses with a combination
letting Delsarte counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagal moves forwards but Delsarte connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Delsarte is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A thudding body kick lands there by Delsarte!
Delsarte lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Delsarte connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Seagal momentarily.
Delsarte is looking to slow Seagal down with leg kicks.
Delsarte is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Delsarte with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Delsarte scores with a leg kick.
Delsarte scores with a jab. Seagal acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Delsarte scores with a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Seagal. Those never looked like landing.
Seagal's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Delsarte thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Seagal if he has to take too many more of those.
A good leg kick by Delsarte.
Seagal throws a left and a right that both miss
and Delsarte makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Seagal on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Seagal takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
It looks like Delsarte has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Delsarte jabs at Seagal's body.
A low kick lands for Delsarte.
Delsarte lands a head kick!
Delsarte lands with a slapping head kick.
Delsarte catches Seagal with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Delsarte lands a nice shot to the body.
Seagal takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That has opened up Steven Seagal's cut even more.
Seagal swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Delsarte cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Seagal takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Delsarte connects with a looping right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Delsarte turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Delsarte lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The cut above Steven Seagal's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Delsarte plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Delsarte jabs at Seagal's body.
Seagal has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Delsarte.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Delsarte throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Delsarte scores with a nice right hand.
Seagal steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Delsarte. That one must have hurt.
Delsarte lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That kick from Delsarte tenderised Seagal's leg. Seagal is trying to keep his angry face on.
Delsarte lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Steven Seagal's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Delsarte lands a glancing blow to the side of Seagal's head.
Delsarte connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Steven Seagal's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Gauthier Delsarte!
Post fight, an emotional Gauthier Delsarte said 'This Is Gonna Be Last Fight Ever, Thank You Smash For Fighting In This Wonderful Organization '.
In defeat, Steven Seagal stepped up to the mic, saying 'My new movie called Buffet Siege 2 is coming straight to dvd. You can order it now for $50 on my website StevenSeagalBullshido.com I'm moving to London since I've recently signed for 300 FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP and plan to take that belt, so watch your ass son this guy ain't playing with fire no more!'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Stephen Hawking (ranked 2037 p4p, 3004 weight class) and Dougie McFistface (ranked 275 p4p, 385 weight class). McFistface has chosen Tiptoe Through The Tulips as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

174 cm
22
176
9 - 9 - 0
170 cm
26
180
9 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Stephen Hawking!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dougie McFistface!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Damien Edna and Darius Henderson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFistface throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - McFistface finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
McFistface fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hawking looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McFistface throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
McFistface avoids the body shot from Hawking.
McFistface is looking to clinch.
Hawking moves out of range of the leg kick from McFistface.
McFistface tries for a takedown but Hawking sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hawking tries to counter by clinching up but McFistface breaks away and moves out of range.
McFistface wants to land a leg kick but Hawking is out of range.
McFistface is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hawking sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hawking looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Hawking fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McFistface, pushing him back against the cage.
McFistface has Hawking pressed against the cage, preventing Hawking from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hawking using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McFistface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McFistface managing to block the knees to the body from Hawking.
Hawking scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McFistface told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
McFistface tries a body shot but Hawking blocks it.
I was talking to Hawking's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.

McFistface gets control of Hawking's arms and successfully pulls guard. McFistface will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hawking wants to stand but McFistface has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Hawking in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McFistface looking to control.
Hawking throws an elbow that misses. McFistface uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hawking's guard. Nice move by McFistface!

McFistface throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hawking works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hawking is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McFistface is controlling him.
McFistface works over Hawking with some ground and pound from guard.
Hawking is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McFistface is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFistface scoring with some ground and pound.
McFistface passes Hawking's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Hawking is trying to stand.
Hawking on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hawking tries to get out of the position.
Hawking keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McFistface thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McFistface prevents Hawking from standing back up.
McFistface is trying to control. Hawking wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McFistface is nestled in close to Hawking, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Hawking tries to kick McFistface off but McFistface keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

McFistface is looking for a kimura but Hawking is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for McFistface to get the leverage.
McFistface is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hawking is trying to stand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFistface seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hawking does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hawking wants to get back to his feet.
McFistface is nestled in close to Hawking, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

McFistface is looking for a kimura here.
Hawking looks like he's trying to stand up.

McFistface is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

McFistface is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from McFistface.
Hawking pushes McFistface off looking to stand but McFistface dives back in and keeps control.
McFistface looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Hawking knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McFistface on the ground.

Hawking manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Hawking throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McFistface is looking for the big counter here.
McFistface tries to close the distance and clinch but Hawking swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hawking throws a head kick but McFistface moves out of range.
McFistface shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Stephen Hawking has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dougie McFistface.
Hawking throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McFistface blocks a head kick by Hawking.
Hawking ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McFistface moves away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dougie McFistface dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A telegraphed takedown attempt from McFistface is defended easily by Hawking.
McFistface showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hawking.
Hawking uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McFistface.
Hawking tries to counter by clinching up but McFistface breaks away and moves out of range.
McFistface looks to clinch
and Hawking counters with a two punch combo.
McFistface throws a one two combo.
McFistface throws a series of punches but Hawking avoids them all with ease.
McFistface scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A kick lands to the mid section there for McFistface.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McFistface looks for the body kick but Hawking saw that one coming.
Dougie McFistface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

McFistface takes the fight into the clinch.
Hawking gets underhooks to prevent McFistface's takedown attempt.
Hawking missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McFistface has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Hawking is trying to keep an underhook but McFistface manages to get the takedown into half guard.
McFistface has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McFistface is trying to control the action in half guard but Hawking is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Hawking is looking to escape.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McFistface connects with a nice short shot to Hawking's temple.
Hawking is looking to escape.
Dougie McFistface has got the better of the ground game so far.
McFistface is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Hawking wants to get back to his feet.

McFistface is looking for a kimura here.
Hawking won't allow McFistface to pass to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McFistface is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McFistface drops an elbow to the side of Hawking's head.
Ground and pound from McFistface.
McFistface prevents Hawking from standing back up.
McFistface is looking to take a break and control but Hawking is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hawking pushes McFistface off looking to stand but McFistface dives back in and keeps control.
McFistface working Hawking over with strikes.

McFistface is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hawking has managed to free his arm - good work.
McFistface wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hawking keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hawking pushes McFistface off looking to stand but McFistface dives back in and keeps control.
Nice strikes from McFistface there.
Hawking keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

McFistface is working for a submission of some sort.
McFistface prevents Hawking from standing back up.
McFistface drops an elbow to the side of Hawking's head.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McFistface lands a nice short elbow.
Hawking pushes McFistface off looking to stand but McFistface dives back in and keeps control.
McFistface wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hawking keeps working.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFistface stops Hawking from getting back to his feet.

Hawking is defending against the submission attempts here by McFistface.

McFistface is looking for a kimura but Hawking is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for McFistface to get the leverage.
Hawking wants to get back to his feet.
McFistface lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

McFistface is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

McFistface is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hawking has managed to free his arm - good work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dougie McFistface showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Hawking wants to land a leg kick but McFistface is out of range.
McFistface throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hawking's waist but Hawking gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McFistface off to one side.
Hawking appears to be looking for a big counter.

McFistface shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Hawking's guard.

Hawking uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Stephen Hawking is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McFistface misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Hawking does no damage.
Hawking scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McFistface closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hawking counters with a left and a right that stings McFistface.
Hawking feints and then cracks McFistface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McFistface down.
Hawking keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

McFistface dives in and scores a takedown into Hawking's guard.
Hawking wants to stand but McFistface is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McFistface drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Hawking dives on top into guard.

McFistface wants to stand and escape but Hawking is having none of it.
Hawking wants to stand but McFistface is controlling his posture from full guard.
Hawking wants to control from the top but McFistface keeps moving.
McFistface trying to control the position.
Hawking has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hawking has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of McFistface is proving hard to escape from.
Dougie McFistface is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hawking wants to stand and escape but instead McFistface has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

McFistface is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
McFistface stops Hawking from standing up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFistface passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Hawking is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
McFistface grinds an elbow into Hawking's temple.
Stephen Hawking has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McFistface slows the pace down.
Hawking is trying to buck McFistface off.
McFistface taking a breather here.
McFistface landing strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hawking is trying to escape the position but McFistface is controlling the position.
Hawking is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, McFistface asserts his dominance and retains side control.
McFistface wants to control but Hawking is keeping him busy.
McFistface controls the position.
McFistface connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Hawking some visible discomfort.
McFistface lands an elbow.
Hawking is looking to work his way out of this bad position but McFistface is controlling him well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hawking is not content to let McFistface control the position.
McFistface landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Stephen Hawking.
I think McFistface has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:30
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dougie McFistface!

An out of breath Dougie McFistface thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Reggie Barnes (ranked 1202 p4p, 1340 weight class) and Nils Ragnaar (ranked 156 p4p, 174 weight class). Ragnaar has chosen Mustasch - The Wave as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

185 cm
29
201
12 - 12 - 0
188 cm
41
194
23 - 15 - 1
Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Reggie Barnes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Nils Ragnaar!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Eliza Hachem and Topper Green.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnes swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ragnaar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Barnes misses with a head kick.
Barnes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And Ragnaar responds with a good body kick, but Barnes manages to step out the way in time.
Barnes throws a shot from downtown. Ragnaar moves away and avoids it.
Ragnaar misses with a wild body shot.
Barnes fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Barnes has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Barnes lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ragnaar circles away quickly and effectively.
Ragnaar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Barnes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A little jabbing left from Ragnaar on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Barnes lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Barnes avoids a kick to the body.
Barnes wants to land a leg kick but Ragnaar is out of range.
Ragnaar takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Decent striking displayed by Barnes there.
Barnes scores with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ragnaar misses with a low kick.
A solid body kick from Ragnaar.
Ragnaar throws a leg kick which misses Barnes's front leg but catches the back leg as Barnes tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ragnaar scores with a leg kick.
Ragnaar lands a jab to Barnes's midsection.
Ragnaar connects with a right hand. Barnes shakes it off.
Barnes cracks Ragnaar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ragnaar lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ragnaar misses with a low kick.
Barnes misses with a double jab.
Ragnaar throws the kick towards the body but Barnes avoids it.
Ragnaar throws out a leg kick but Barnes moves out of range and Ragnaar only half commits.
As Ragnaar backs away, Barnes returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Barnes scores with a body shot.
Barnes throws a right hand that Ragnaar ducks under and follows up with a left that Ragnaar also avoids with ease.
Ragnaar scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barnes misses with a low kick.
Barnes jabs at Ragnaar's body.
Barnes misses with a straight right.
Barnes takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Barnes scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnes chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ragnaar can pounce on him.
Nice cross by Ragnaar.
Ragnaar lands a head kick!
Ragnaar defending well as Barnes loads up on a big left hand.
Barnes slips a straight right by Ragnaar.
Ragnaar checks a low kick from Barnes.
Ragnaar throws a body punch but Barnes moves out of range.
Barnes lands the left hand.
Ragnaar looks to land a right hand but Barnes moved out of range.
Barnes uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ragnaar.
Barnes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And Ragnaar responds with a good body kick, but Barnes manages to step out the way in time.
Barnes lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ragnaar's sensitive parts.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Barnes checks a leg kick.
Ragnaar closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ragnaar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Barnes manages to avoid it.
Ragnaar avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ragnaar lands with a cross.
Barnes scores with a jab.
Ragnaar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Barnes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Barnes throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Barnes throws a lazy right hand but Ragnaar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Barnes connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Barnes takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ragnaar looks to land a right hand but Barnes moved out of range.
Barnes checks a leg kick.
Ragnaar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Barnes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Barnes connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Barnes scores with a jab.
Barnes blocks the body kick.
Barnes lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barnes ducks under a wild hook from Ragnaar.
Ragnaar has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes lands with a hook. Ragnaar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Barnes fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ragnaar checks it well.
Ragnaar misses with a low kick.
Nice shot lands for Ragnaar.
Ragnaar misses with a low kick as Barnes jumps back.
Barnes went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Ragnaar stalks Barnes and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Barnes's face. Barnes staggers backwards, shaken.
Barnes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ragnaar misses with a hook. Barnes ducked under it nicely.
Barnes just misses with a punch to the body.
Barnes misses with a body shot.
Ragnaar is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Barnes had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Ragnaar darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ragnaar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good work by Ragnaar as he checks the leg kick.
Barnes ducks under a wild hook from Ragnaar.
Barnes is looking to score with low kicks.
Barnes connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Barnes throws a good cross that connects.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Nils Ragnaar will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A low kick from Ragnaar is predictable there
and Barnes counters with a two punch combo.
Barnes avoids the body shot from Ragnaar.
Nils Ragnaar seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ragnaar swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Barnes.
Barnes throws a combination. Ragnaar tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Ragnaar scores with a push kick.
Ragnaar lands with an overhand left.
Barnes takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ragnaar connects with an inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Barnes cracks Ragnaar with a right hand to the side of the head.
Barnes lands a nice looking kick to the body. Ragnaar takes a step back to recover.
Ragnaar missing with a left hand there. Barnes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ragnaar misses with a head kick.
Barnes gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Barnes.
Barnes slips a jab from Ragnaar.
Barnes throws a hook to the side of Ragnaar's head but Ragnaar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ragnaar scores with a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes throws a series of punches but Ragnaar avoids them all with ease.
Ragnaar looks for the body kick but Barnes saw that one coming.
Ragnaar throws a wild body kick that Barnes sees coming a mile off.
Barnes tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Barnes scores with a body shot.
Barnes takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Barnes tries to work over Ragnaar's front leg with a kick but Ragnaar checks it.
Ragnaar looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ragnaar misses with a leg kick.
Ragnaar checks the leg kick.
Barnes looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ragnaar is looking to chop away at Barnes's legs.
Ragnaar throws out a leg kick but Barnes moves out of range and Ragnaar only half commits.
Ragnaar misses with a wild combination.
Barnes throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ragnaar cracks Barnes with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnes keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ragnaar.
Ragnaar throws the left hand but Barnes avoids the punch easily.
Barnes displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ragnaar throws out the jab.
Barnes throws the kick towards the body but Ragnaar avoids it.
Ragnaar throws a jab when Barnes was well out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ragnaar throws a leg kick but Barnes sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Barnes swinging wildly here.
Ragnaar throws out a counter right but Barnes avoids it with no problem.
Ragnaar slips under a jab.
Barnes throws a head kick but Ragnaar moves out of range.
Barnes checks a leg kick.
Barnes takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ragnaar missing with a left hand there. Barnes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Barnes misses with a low kick as Ragnaar jumps back.
Barnes misses with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ragnaar. That's going to slow Barnes down.
Ragnaar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Barnes tries to bum rush Ragnaar with a series of wild strikes but Ragnaar uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ragnaar throws a hook but Barnes blocks it.
Barnes looks to land a body kick but Ragnaar moved away.
Barnes moves out of range of the body kick from Ragnaar.
Ragnaar misses with a leg kick.
As Ragnaar looks to move away, Barnes throws a big counter combo but Ragnaar just gets out of the way.
Ragnaar throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ragnaar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Barnes.
Barnes lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Ragnaar is looking to score with low kicks.
Ragnaar connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Ragnaar moves out of range of the leg kick from Barnes.
Decent striking displayed by Ragnaar there.
Barnes throws a right hand that Ragnaar ducks under and follows up with a left that Ragnaar also avoids with ease.
Ragnaar replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Barnes blocks it well.
Ragnaar misses with an uppercut.
Ragnaar looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Ragnaar there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Barnes looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ragnaar throws a series of punches but Barnes moves out of range.
Barnes is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ragnaar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Barnes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ragnaar moves away.
Barnes takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Barnes slips under a jab from Ragnaar.
Barnes misses with a series of wild punches.
Ragnaar throws a low kick but Barnes avoids it.
As Ragnaar looks to move away, Barnes throws a big counter combo but Ragnaar just gets out of the way.
Barnes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ragnaar.
Barnes scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ragnaar doesn't seem bothered though.
Ragnaar scoring well with a low kick there.
Ragnaar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Barnes is able to avoid easily.
Barnes appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Ragnaar swings for the body but Barnes moves out of range.
Ragnaar misses with a low kick as Barnes jumps back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nils Ragnaar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Barnes misses with a low kick as Ragnaar jumps back.
Barnes pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Ragnaar back to the cage. Barnes follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Ragnaar throws out a loose jab but Barnes uses good head movement to avoid it.
Barnes misses with a wild combination.
Barnes takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Ragnaar throws a lazy uppercut
and Barnes makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ragnaar lands with a straight right. Barnes didn't see that one coming.
Barnes is rocked!
Barnes tries to get into range but Ragnaar steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Barnes! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Ragnaar scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nils Ragnaar!
Post fight, Nils Ragnaar took to the microphone: 'It Feels Good To Get Revenge, Give Me A Top 10 In Division Please '.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerome Steel (ranked 1023 p4p, 1365 weight class) and Jon Nolan (ranked 48 p4p, 69 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

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30 - 32 - 0
199 cm
38
277
24 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jerome Steel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Nolan!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Ben Hemmingworth and Ben Watson.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steel misses with an uppercut. Nolan saw that one coming.
Steel misses the body punch
and Nolan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Steel looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Steel with the inside leg kick.
Steel throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Nolan.
Steel misses with a looping left.
Steel throws a looping overhand right but Nolan ducks down to avoid it.
Steel lands a body shot.
Nolan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Steel.
Steel tests Nolan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Steel misses with a hook.
Steel throws a poor cross that misses
and Nolan counters with a left to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Steel scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nolan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
It seemed like Nolan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Steel misses with a looping left.
Nolan moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nolan just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steel misses with the body kick
and Nolan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
It looks like Jerome Steel has been cut.
Nolan moves away from the strike by Steel.
Nolan is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Steel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Steel ducks under a wild hook from Nolan.
Steel uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nolan has time to react.
A nice inside leg kick there by Steel. That's going to slow Nolan down.
Nolan misses with a looping left.
A shot to the body from Steel misses
and Nolan counters with a stiff right hand.
Nolan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Steel.
A low kick lands for Steel.
Steel throws a looping overhand right but Nolan ducks down to avoid it.
Steel misses with a hook
and Nolan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Steel connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nolan misses with a lunging right hand
and Steel counters with a nice kick to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Nolan 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Steel.
Steel throws a body kick that misses

and Nolan counters with a crisp right hand that drops Steel! Nolan lets Steel back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Steel throws a poor cross that misses
and Nolan scores with a counter punch that sends Steel to the canvas! Nolan smells blood - he's punishing Steel with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Steel has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jon Nolan!
A relieved looking Jon Nolan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Edmonds (ranked 447 p4p, 724 weight class) and Penkosip Bizihwaile (ranked 68 p4p, 99 weight class). Edmonds comes to the cage accompanied by Frankie Smith - Double Dutch Bus. John Edmonds could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Penkosip Bizihwaile's chin.

185 cm
36
190
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184 cm
34
191
20 - 17 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
KO power
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Edmonds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Penkosip Bizihwaile!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Winston Howard and Ben Hemmingworth.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bizihwaile tried to score with a low kick but Edmonds checks it.
Edmonds tries to counter by clinching up but Bizihwaile breaks away and moves out of range.
Bizihwaile avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bizihwaile swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Edmonds lands with a hook. Bizihwaile tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Edmonds misses with a body shot.
Bizihwaile looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bizihwaile. That's going to slow Edmonds down.
Edmonds tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bizihwaile was well out of range. Poor timing from Edmonds.
Bizihwaile blocks a jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Edmonds is defended easily by Bizihwaile.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Edmonds looks to throw the jab but Bizihwaile is out of range.
Edmonds misses with a straight right.
Bizihwaile looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Edmonds misses with a body shot.
Edmonds lands a jab to Bizihwaile's midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Edmonds. Bizihwaile does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bizihwaile looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Edmonds stuns Bizihwaile with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Edmonds avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Edmonds was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've been told by Edmonds's head coaches at Outlier Martial Arts 🏆 that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bizihwaile uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Edmonds.
Bizihwaile now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

Edmonds scores with a takedown into Bizihwaile's guard.
Edmonds pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bizihwaile is keeping the position for now.
Edmonds trying to control the position from guard on top but Bizihwaile is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bizihwaile is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Edmonds trying to control but Bizihwaile is working from the bottom.
Bizihwaile pulls Edmonds in to control the position.
Edmonds tries to free his leg and advance position but Bizihwaile is retaining full guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Edmonds postures up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bizihwaile throws a lazy uppercut
and Edmonds counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bizihwaile throws a leg kick but Edmonds sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bizihwaile gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Edmonds.
Edmonds just misses with a punch to the body.
Edmonds scores with a sloppy right hand. Bizihwaile should have avoided that one.
Edmonds swings for the body but Bizihwaile moves out of range.
Edmonds misses with a left hand
and Bizihwaile counters with an inside leg kick.
Edmonds blocks a head kick by Bizihwaile.
Edmonds rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bizihwaile moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bizihwaile was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Edmonds jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bizihwaile fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Decent striking displayed by Edmonds there.
Bizihwaile ducks under a wild hook from Edmonds.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Edmonds misses with a looping right.
Bizihwaile raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Edmonds misses with a double jab
letting Bizihwaile counter with a right hand.
Bizihwaile shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Edmonds moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bizihwaile uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Edmonds.
Bizihwaile throws out a counter right but Edmonds avoids it with no problem.
Bizihwaile takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Edmonds throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

John Edmonds dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Edmonds jabs at Bizihwaile's body.
Edmonds misses with a body shot.
A punch combination from Edmonds misses.
John Edmonds seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bizihwaile steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Edmonds.
Edmonds swings for the body but Bizihwaile moves out of range.
Bizihwaile moves out of range as Edmonds strikes.
It seemed like Bizihwaile was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Edmonds misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bizihwaile.
Bizihwaile swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Edmonds bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bizihwaile is looking to slow Edmonds down with leg kicks.
Bizihwaile ducks under a wild hook from Edmonds.
Bizihwaile appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Edmonds takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Edmonds misses with an uppercut. Bizihwaile saw that one coming.
Edmonds is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bizihwaile can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bizihwaile misses with a wild body shot.
Edmonds misses with a series of wild punches.
Edmonds misses with a hook
and Bizihwaile counters with an inside leg kick.
Edmonds looks to land a right hand but Bizihwaile moved out of range.
Edmonds throws a hook but Bizihwaile blocks it.
John Edmonds is winning the standup battle so far.
Edmonds throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Edmonds misses with a looping left.
Edmonds misses with a lunging right hand
and Bizihwaile counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Edmonds getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Edmonds slips a jab from Bizihwaile.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Edmonds shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Edmonds trying to control but Bizihwaile is working from the bottom.
Bizihwaile bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Edmonds's guard.

Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bizihwaile controls from within his opponent's guard.

Edmonds escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bizihwaile gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bizihwaile engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Edmonds tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bizihwaile is stalling in the full guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bizihwaile preventing the sweep.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A low kick from Edmonds is predictable there
and Bizihwaile counters with a nice uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

John Edmonds dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Edmonds throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bizihwaile swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Edmonds fails with a takedown attempt.
Edmonds tries for a takedown but Bizihwaile circles away easily
letting Bizihwaile counter with a right hand.
Bizihwaile shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Edmonds shoots in looking for a takedown but Bizihwaile manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Edmonds's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Edmonds. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Edmonds misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Edmonds scores with a jab to the head.
Bizihwaile throws out a loose jab but Edmonds uses good head movement to avoid it.
Edmonds fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Edmonds lands a jab-cross combination.
Bizihwaile keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bizihwaile thumps Edmonds with a low kick.
Edmonds rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bizihwaile counters with a nice leg kick.
Edmonds moves into range and connects with a jab.
Edmonds throws a lazy uppercut
and Bizihwaile counters with a straight right hand.
Edmonds lands with a straight right. Bizihwaile didn't see that one coming.

Edmonds fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Bizihwaile sprawls well initially but Edmonds persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Edmonds is trying to work for a kimura but Bizihwaile is defending well.
Bizihwaile is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Penkosip Bizihwaile has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
John Edmonds overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Edmonds is working for a kimura but Bizihwaile is defending it quite comfortably.
Edmonds slows the pace down in half guard.
Edmonds works his way into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bizihwaile is looking to regain half guard here but Edmonds keeps moving and retains side control.
Bizihwaile manages to work his way to half guard, despite Edmonds's best efforts.
John Edmonds is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bizihwaile is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Edmonds is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Edmonds passes the guard and advances to mount!
Edmonds prevents Bizihwaile from getting the reversal.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Edmonds showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Edmonds has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Edmonds!

After winning the bout, John Edmonds thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Penkosip Bizihwaile spoke after the fight, saying 'Time to rethink my career.'.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dennison (ranked 499 p4p, 787 weight class) and David Scott (ranked 74 p4p, 115 weight class). Dick Dennison had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 206.2lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

192 cm
26
225
10 - 5 - 0
194 cm
33
215
16 - 6 - 1
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Brooklyn Apothecary
Conquer

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Dennison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, David Scott!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Francis DeMontford and Bruno Hogan.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dennison misses with a left hand
and Dennison takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Dennison closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Scott to the mat! Scott manages to get full guard.
Scott keeping moving, preventing Dennison from controlling successfully.

Dennison is posturing up here but Scott has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Dennison tries to roll out but it's too tight and Dennison has to tap! Slick submission there by Scott!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). David Scott!
David Scott thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Michał Kowalkiewicz (ranked 200 p4p, 378 weight class) and Vino Selvatico (ranked 31 p4p, 57 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

195 cm
33
188
26 - 6 - 0
188 cm
29
188
15 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Bondi MMA 🏝️

Brooklyn Apothecary
Urban Fighter


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Michał Kowalkiewicz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vino Selvatico!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Hugh Johnson and Bruno Hogan.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kowalkiewicz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Selvatico misses with a short punch on the inside.
Selvatico working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Selvatico fails to land.
Selvatico wants to break free but Kowalkiewicz has control.
A short uppercut from Kowalkiewicz.
Selvatico lands a left hand.
Selvatico tries to work over Kowalkiewicz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kowalkiewicz scores with a nice hook to the head.
Selvatico is looking to break free of the clinch but Kowalkiewicz has double underhooks.

Selvatico breaks from the clinch.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kowalkiewicz. Selvatico shrugs it off though.
Kowalkiewicz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kowalkiewicz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Selvatico was well out of range. Poor timing from Kowalkiewicz.

Kowalkiewicz takes the fight into the clinch.
Selvatico doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kowalkiewicz softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Selvatico blocking some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Selvatico.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz is leaning against Selvatico and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Selvatico tries to work over Kowalkiewicz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kowalkiewicz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kowalkiewicz lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Selvatico tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kowalkiewicz's elbow.
Kowalkiewicz working aggressively here.

Selvatico's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A bone on bone clash there as Kowalkiewicz blocks the leg kick.
It looked like Kowalkiewicz wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kowalkiewicz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Selvatico bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kowalkiewicz's head.

Kowalkiewicz fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Selvatico, pushing him back against the cage.
Kowalkiewicz misses with some punches.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Selvatico.
Kowalkiewicz is leaning against Selvatico and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kowalkiewicz has a couple of punches blocked by Selvatico.
Selvatico has had enough of the clinch but Kowalkiewicz keeps him there for the moment.
Kowalkiewicz lands a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kowalkiewicz lands a hook that snaps the head of Selvatico backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Selvatico.
Selvatico looks winded!
Selvatico swings wildly with an uppercut but Kowalkiewicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kowalkiewicz misses with a punch to the body.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a right to the head.
Kowalkiewicz misses with a punch to the body.
Kowalkiewicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kowalkiewicz digs a right hand into Selvatico's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Selvatico's gas tank.
Kowalkiewicz pushes Selvatico back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Kowalkiewicz.
Selvatico tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kowalkiewicz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kowalkiewicz lands a hook that snaps the head of Selvatico backwards.
Kowalkiewicz misses with a punch to the body.
Kowalkiewicz can't find room to land a body shot as Selvatico controls the action.
Kowalkiewicz misses with a body punch.
A short left from Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Selvatico backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kowalkiewicz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Selvatico backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Selvatico swings wildly with an uppercut but Kowalkiewicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Selvatico wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kowalkiewicz lands a right hand.
Kowalkiewicz cracks Selvatico with a nice body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kowalkiewicz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Selvatico.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short body shot lands from Kowalkiewicz as the two fighters clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz gets through Selvatico's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kowalkiewicz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kowalkiewicz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Selvatico blocks a body shot from Kowalkiewicz.
Still in the clinch, Kowalkiewicz scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kowalkiewicz pushes Selvatico back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kowalkiewicz tries a body shot but Selvatico blocks it.
Kowalkiewicz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kowalkiewicz struggles to land a body shot inside as Selvatico controls his hands.
Kowalkiewicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Selvatico's elbow.
Kowalkiewicz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Selvatico can't break the clinch.
Nice body punch from Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz scores with a shot to the side of Selvatico's head.
Kowalkiewicz is working Selvatico over against the cage.
Selvatico is trying to push Kowalkiewicz away but Kowalkiewicz has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kowalkiewicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Selvatico uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kowalkiewicz pushes Selvatico back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Selvatico wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kowalkiewicz lands a shoulder strike.
Kowalkiewicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Selvatico's elbow.
Kowalkiewicz works on Selvatico's body with a couple of short punches.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a right to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Michał Kowalkiewicz dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Kowalkiewicz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Selvatico lands with a kick to the temple. Kowalkiewicz shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Selvatico connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kowalkiewicz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kowalkiewicz throwing a counter right hand but Selvatico manages to avoid it.
Selvatico lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Selvatico throws a quick inside leg kick.
Selvatico throws a leg kick

and Kowalkiewicz counters by moving into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kowalkiewicz lands an uppercut.
Selvatico blocking some punches.
Kowalkiewicz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kowalkiewicz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Selvaticos head.
Kowalkiewicz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kowalkiewicz works on Selvatico's body with a couple of short punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kowalkiewicz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Selvatico is working Kowalkiewicz over against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Kowalkiewicz.
Selvatico is breathing heavily.
Kowalkiewicz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Selvatico backwards.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kowalkiewicz leaning against his opponent.
Kowalkiewicz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Selvatico misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kowalkiewicz throws a punch but it's blocked by Selvatico.
Kowalkiewicz working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kowalkiewicz.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kowalkiewicz.
Selvatico tries to break the clinch but Kowalkiewicz is controlling the position.
Kowalkiewicz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kowalkiewicz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a short shot to the head.
Kowalkiewicz misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kowalkiewicz gets through Selvatico's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kowalkiewicz blocking some punches.
Kowalkiewicz tries to throw a body punch but Selvatico avoids it by throwing Kowalkiewicz back against the cage.
Kowalkiewicz lands a nice shot to the body.
Kowalkiewicz lands a left hand that snaps the head of Selvatico backwards.
Michał Kowalkiewicz has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice left hand lands by Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz lands an uppercut.
Kowalkiewicz lands a nice uppercut.
Kowalkiewicz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Selvatico can do to turn this around?
Kowalkiewicz lands a nice shot to the body.
Kowalkiewicz lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kowalkiewicz lands with a light punch inside.
Kowalkiewicz tries a body shot but Selvatico blocks it.
Selvatico misses with some punches.
A short body shot lands from Kowalkiewicz as the two fighters clinch.
Kowalkiewicz lands a left hand that snaps the head of Selvatico backwards.
Selvatico is rocked!
Kowalkiewicz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kowalkiewicz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Selvaticos head.
Selvatico is still on wobbly legs! Can Kowalkiewicz finish him?
Kowalkiewicz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Selvatico wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kowalkiewicz lands a left hand.
Kowalkiewicz stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Selvatico takes a shot to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Kowalkiewicz.
Kowalkiewicz pushes Selvatico back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kowalkiewicz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Kowalkiewicz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kowalkiewicz dips a shoulder and cracks Selvatico with a mighty uppercut! Selvatico falls back against the cage and Kowalkiewicz unloads with a barrage of strikes! Selvatico is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Kowalkiewicz screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Michał Kowalkiewicz!
In defeat, Vino Selvatico stepped up to the mic, saying 'The better man won. I'll get back to the drawing board and work my ass off to get back to this spot. Thank you all. '.
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Main event

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yasha Big Mouth (ranked 49 p4p, 360 weight class) and Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 3 p4p, 18 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Big Mouth might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bigmouth Strikes Again. Cuntmara has chosen $$ Hoes mad $$ as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Yasha Big Mouth has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Yasha Big Mouth seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

169 cm
30
144
26 - 11 - 0
179 cm
33
143
28 - 13 - 3
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Vegan Gains
Brooklyn Apothecary

NARCOS
SynCity Fightwear


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Yasha Big Mouth!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, John Mangel and Steve Erwin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cuntmara throws a jab but it's blocked by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Big Mouth throws a looping overhand right but Cuntmara ducks down to avoid it.
Yasha Big Mouth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Big Mouth checks a low kick from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cuntmara lands a jab to the head.
Cuntmara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cuntmara uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara misses with a head kick.
As Cuntmara looks to move away, Big Mouth throws a big counter combo but Cuntmara just gets out of the way.
Cuntmara throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cuntmara looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Big Mouth connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
Big Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Cuntmara moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A punch combination from Big Mouth misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Big Mouth throws a hook to the side of Cuntmara's head but Cuntmara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cuntmara takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Cuntmara is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Big Mouth rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cuntmara moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Big Mouth has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cuntmara.
The crowd cheers as Cuntmara lands an impressive looking overhand right. Big Mouth doesn't seem phased though.
Cuntmara scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Big Mouth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Big Mouth dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A nice leg kick from Big Mouth, right into the meat of the thigh.
Big Mouth throws the left hand but Cuntmara avoids the punch easily.
Cuntmara moves out of range as Big Mouth strikes.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cuntmara feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Big Mouths jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cuntmara throws a nice looking combination but Big Mouth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Big Mouth misses with a looping left.
Big Mouth throws a big shot that misses.
Cuntmara ducks under a wild hook from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Big Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cuntmara connects with a body shot that sends Big Mouth's belly button to the back.
Cuntmara chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Big Mouth loads up on a big right hand but Cuntmara slips the punch.
Big Mouth misses with the body kick
and Cuntmara counters with an outside leg kick.
Cuntmara lands a jab to the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Big Mouth, as that shot connected.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara connects with a jab.
Cuntmara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cuntmara missing with a left hand there. Big Mouth was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cuntmara has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Big Mouth scores with a jab to the body.
Cuntmara swings for the body but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Cuntmara throws a good cross that connects.
Big Mouth tries a head kick but it misses.
Cuntmara looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A nice leg kick from Cuntmara, right into the meat of the thigh.
Big Mouth walks into a jab.
Big Mouth slips a jab from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cuntmara at a distance.
Big Mouth lands a body shot.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but Big Mouth moved out of range nicely.
A solid body kick from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara throws a body punch but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Big Mouth misses the shot to the body.
Cuntmara tries a quick counter leg kick but Big Mouth is wise to it.
Big Mouth scores with the left hand. Cuntmara knows he should have avoided that one.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth with a nice calf kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cuntmara has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Cuntmara throws a nice looking combination but Big Mouth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A quick step to the side and Big Mouth tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Big Mouth blocks a head kick by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara moves out of range of the leg kick from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth with the inside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth blocks a jab.
Big Mouth swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Big Mouth.
A left lands for Big Mouth.
Big Mouth connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Big Mouth uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cuntmara has time to react.
Cuntmara throws a push kick but Big Mouth slaps the foot to one side.
Cuntmara loads up on a big right hand but Big Mouth slips the punch.
Cuntmara gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara throws a lazy right hand but Big Mouth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cuntmara throws a big shot that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cuntmara throws a shot from downtown. Big Mouth moves away and avoids it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Big Mouth throws a body punch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Big Mouth swings away with a body shot that misses
and Cuntmara counters with a nice uppercut.
Cuntmara takes one to the chin there.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Big Mouth saw that one coming.
Big Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
Cuntmara tries a quick counter leg kick but Big Mouth is wise to it.
Cuntmara scores with the left hand. Big Mouth knows he should have avoided that one.
Big Mouth throws a looping overhand right but Cuntmara ducks down to avoid it.
Cuntmara avoids the body shot from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth lands with a nice body punch.
Cuntmara bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cuntmara uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Big Mouth has time to react.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Big Mouth thuds a left hand into Cuntmara's body.
Cuntmara lands with a straight right. Big Mouth didn't see that one coming.
Cuntmara connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Big Mouth is rocked!
Cuntmara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ibrahim Cuntmara will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cuntmara throws an overhand right that lands on Big Mouth's shoulder, as Big Mouth tries to avoid the shot.
Cuntmara cracks Big Mouth with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Big Mouth fails to land with a series of punches.
Big Mouth wants to slow Cuntmara down by chopping away at his legs.
Cuntmara rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Big Mouth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A jab lands there for Big Mouth.
Cuntmara tries to land a front kick but Big Mouth steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Big Mouth swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cuntmara blocks a head kick by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth throws a body kick that misses.
The fighters circling - Cuntmara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Big Mouth thows a left - swing and a miss!
Big Mouth misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cuntmara throws a big shot that misses.
Cuntmara scores with a jab. Big Mouth acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cuntmara takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Oh Big Mouth is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cuntmara throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Big Mouth counters with a leg kick.
Cuntmara blocks a head kick by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara avoids the body shot from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth seems to have got his legs back now.
Big Mouth tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cuntmara was well out of range. Poor timing from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara thows a left - swing and a miss!
A quick step to the side and Big Mouth tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Big Mouth pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cuntmara back to the cage. Big Mouth follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Cuntmara throws a lazy right hand but Big Mouth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Big Mouth. Cuntmara does a little dance to reset his feet.
Big Mouth pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cuntmara lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth slips under a jab from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth slips a jab and a cross from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth misses with a double jab.
Big Mouth changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Big Mouth looks to land a right hand but Cuntmara moved out of range.
Cuntmara tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Big Mouth was well out of range. Poor timing from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Cuntmara cracks Big Mouth with a good jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Big Mouth connects with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cuntmara - that will leave a mark!
Big Mouth connects with a solid leg kick.
Big Mouth chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Big Mouth feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Big Mouth throws a hook to the side of Cuntmara's head but Cuntmara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Big Mouth swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Big Mouth saw that one coming.
Big Mouth doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cuntmara looks to score with a jab to the body but Big Mouth is just out of range.
Cuntmara throws a body punch but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Big Mouth lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cuntmara's sensitive parts.
Big Mouth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cuntmara bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Big Mouth as he connects with a hook.
Big Mouth throws a hook but Cuntmara blocks it.
Cuntmara throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Big Mouth sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cuntmara blocks a head kick by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cuntmara.
Big Mouth throws a leg kick but Cuntmara moved away.
A lazy body kick from Big Mouth
and Cuntmara counters with a series of strikes. Big Mouth will be more careful next time no doubt.
Big Mouth jabs Cuntmara to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Big Mouth throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Cuntmara to counter with a crisp jab.
Cuntmara cracks Big Mouth with a good jab.
Big Mouth looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cuntmara scores with a sloppy right hand. Big Mouth should have avoided that one.
Cuntmara lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Big Mouth saw that one coming.
Cuntmara connects with a right hand. Big Mouth shakes it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cuntmara takes a kick to the side of the head.
Big Mouth on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Big Mouth misses with a body kick.
Cuntmara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara throws a lazy right hand but Big Mouth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Big Mouth loads up on a big right hand but Cuntmara slips the punch.
Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cuntmara.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth walks into a left hand.
Big Mouth misses with a body shot.
Big Mouth with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cuntmara. Big Mouth does a little dance to reset his feet.
Big Mouth misses the shot to the body.
Big Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Big Mouth throws out a loose jab but Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cuntmara checks a low kick from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cuntmara throws out the jab.
Big Mouth throwing a counter right hand but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Big Mouth - that will leave a mark!
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Big Mouth fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cuntmara avoids a punch combination nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Big Mouth connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Big Mouth swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Ibrahim Cuntmara will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Big Mouth's corner calls for a 1-2. Big Mouth obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A jab from Cuntmara misses.
Big Mouth throws a series of strikes that have Cuntmara backpedaling.
Big Mouth comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Big Mouth takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cuntmara takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cuntmara lands with a cross.
Cuntmara misses with a wild body shot.
Big Mouth throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cuntmara moves away from the strike by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth thuds his right hand into Cuntmara's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Big Mouth throws a jab when Cuntmara was well out of range.
Cuntmara lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cuntmara scoring well with a low kick there.
Big Mouth paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cuntmara bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Cuntmara takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jab, jab by Big Mouth - just one landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Big Mouth throws a jab when Cuntmara was well out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Cuntmara misses.
Big Mouth throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
Big Mouth misses with a wild body shot.
Big Mouth displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cuntmara throws out the jab.
Big Mouth blocks the body kick.
Big Mouth connects with a solid leg kick.
Cuntmara misses with a body kick.
Jab, jab by Big Mouth - just one landing.
Big Mouth lands with a cross.
Big Mouth blocks a head kick by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Big Mouth throws a series of punches but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Big Mouth misses with a few strikes there.
Cuntmara throws out a powerful jab.
Big Mouth swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cuntmara.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Big Mouth throws a right hand that misses
enabling Cuntmara to counter with a crisp jab.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth lands a jab to the nose.
Cuntmara swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Big Mouth closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Big Mouth jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cuntmara throws a low kick but it's checked well by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Big Mouth thuds a left hand into Cuntmara's body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Big Mouth. That's going to slow Cuntmara down.
Cuntmara lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Big Mouth. That snapped Cuntmara's head back.
Big Mouth lands with a kick to the ribs.
Cuntmara throws a big shot that misses.
Big Mouth throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A left lands for Big Mouth.
Big Mouth on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cuntmara throws a sloppy head kick and Big Mouth moves out of range easily.
Good leg kick by Big Mouth.
Big Mouth avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Big Mouth misses its intended target.
Cuntmara's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Big Mouth scoring well with a low kick there.
Big Mouth misses with a looping right.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Big Mouth saw that one coming.
Big Mouth throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
Cuntmara bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Big Mouth throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Big Mouth saw that one coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Big Mouth.
Cuntmara misses with a looping right.
Big Mouth throws a jab but it's blocked by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth throws a body punch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Big Mouth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Big Mouth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cuntmara slips a straight right by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Big Mouth swings widly with a right hand
and Cuntmara connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth checks a low kick from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth tried to counter with a leg kick but Cuntmara avoided it.
Cuntmara uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth throws a series of punches but Cuntmara avoids them all with ease.
Big Mouth scores with a jab. Cuntmara acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Big Mouth misses with a leg kick
and Cuntmara counters with a straight right hand.
Cuntmara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Big Mouth misses the shot to the body.
Big Mouth tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cuntmara was well out of range. Poor timing from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara misses with a looping left.
Cuntmara throws a series of punches but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Cuntmara misses with a straight left.
Big Mouth throws a quick counter kick to the body but Cuntmara avoids it.
Big Mouth throws a head kick but Cuntmara moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cuntmara! But no joy.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Big Mouth sees it coming and moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Big Mouth throws the left hand but Cuntmara avoids the punch easily.
A leg kick checked by Big Mouth.
Sloppy strikes from Big Mouth. Those never looked like landing.
Big Mouth connects with a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yasha Big Mouth clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Cuntmara throws a lazy right hand but Big Mouth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Big Mouth looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Big Mouth sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cuntmara looks for the body kick but Big Mouth saw that one coming.
Cuntmara scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Big Mouth doesn't seem bothered though.
Big Mouth throws a jab but it's blocked by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth tries a low kick but Cuntmara avoids it.
Big Mouth throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
Big Mouth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cuntmara appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Big Mouth throws a nice inside leg kick.
Big Mouth slips under a jab from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara takes one to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Big Mouth throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cuntmara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cuntmara misses with a hook. Big Mouth ducked under it nicely.
Cuntmara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cuntmara has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara looks to throw the jab but Big Mouth is out of range.
Cuntmara looks to throw the jab but Big Mouth is out of range.
Big Mouth throws a quick counter head kick but Cuntmara was just out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Big Mouth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara throws a body punch but Big Mouth moves out of range.
Cuntmara takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Big Mouth scores with a jab.
Big Mouth throws a jab when Cuntmara was well out of range.
Big Mouth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cuntmara takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Big Mouth throws a predictable looking body shot
and Big Mouth takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Big Mouth fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Cuntmara ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cuntmara throws a looping overhand right but Big Mouth ducks down to avoid it.
Big Mouth throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling Cuntmara to counter with a crisp jab.
Big Mouth cracks Cuntmara with a good jab.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but Big Mouth moved out of range nicely.
Big Mouth feints a jab promting Cuntmara to slip. Big Mouth then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Cuntmara slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Big Mouth lands with an uppercut that bounces Cuntmara off the cage and back into range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara lands an overhand right.
A cross from Big Mouth lands.
Cuntmara misses with a two punch combination.
Cuntmara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara dodges the punch combination from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth scores with a shot to the body.
Big Mouth throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Big Mouth lands a right hook to the body.
Big Mouth uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cuntmara keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Big Mouth blocks a head kick by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cuntmara misses with a hook. Big Mouth ducked under it nicely.
Cuntmara blocks a head kick by Big Mouth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cuntmara lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Cuntmara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Big Mouth moves away.
Cuntmara loads up on a big right hand but Big Mouth slips the punch.
A swing and a miss from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Big Mouth connects with a leg kick.
Big Mouth throws a hook but Cuntmara blocks it.
A little jabbing left from Cuntmara on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Big Mouth lands a really nice looking cross but Cuntmara seems unphased.
Big Mouth scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cuntmara pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Big Mouth swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A head kick misses from Big Mouth.
A lazy left from Big Mouth finds it's target.
Big Mouth throws a sloppy head kick and Cuntmara moves out of range easily.
Big Mouth looks to land a right hand but Cuntmara moved out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circling - Cuntmara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Cuntmara blocks the leg kick.
A slow jab from Cuntmara misses its intended target.
Big Mouth bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Cuntmara throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Big Mouth on the side of the head.
Cuntmara blocks a head kick by Big Mouth.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cuntmara. Big Mouth does a little dance to reset his feet.
Big Mouth moves away from the strike by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Big Mouth moves away.
Big Mouth jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Big Mouth connects with a body shot.
Big Mouth misses with a double jab.
Cuntmara attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Big Mouth throws a head kick but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara scores with a punch to the head.
Cuntmara has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cuntmara.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yasha Big Mouth had his way with Ibrahim Cuntmara in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Cuntmara takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cuntmara avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Cuntmara on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cuntmara fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Big Mouth checks it well.
Big Mouth quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Cuntmara takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Big Mouth throws a hook but Cuntmara avoids it easily.
Cuntmara takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Big Mouth misses with a body shot.
Cuntmara throws out a loose jab but Big Mouth uses good head movement to avoid it.
Big Mouth throws a hook but Cuntmara blocks it.
Cuntmara looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cuntmara throws a series of punches but Big Mouth moves out of range.
A solid body kick from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Big Mouth thows a leg kick but Cuntmara checks it
and Cuntmara counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Big Mouth dodges the punch combination from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Big Mouth saw that one coming.
Big Mouth scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Big Mouth blocks the low kick.
Big Mouth moves out of range of the leg kick from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth lands a nice shot to the body.
Big Mouth with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cuntmara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Big Mouth.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cuntmara!
A head kick misses from Big Mouth.
Cuntmara throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Big Mouth was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cuntmara swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cuntmara throws a low kick but it's checked well by Big Mouth.
Cuntmara takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Big Mouth throws a right hand that Cuntmara ducks under and follows up with a left that Cuntmara also avoids with ease.
Sloppy strikes from Cuntmara. Those never looked like landing.
Big Mouth lands a slapping body shot.
Big Mouth is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cuntmara.
A shot to the liver by Big Mouth. Beautiful body shot.
Big Mouth cracks a nice hook into Cuntmara's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Big Mouth.
Big Mouth misses with a body shot.
Cuntmara takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Big Mouth walks into a jab.
Cuntmara connects with a body shot.
Jab by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara avoids the body shot from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Big Mouth waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cuntmara.
Cuntmara loads up on a big right hand but Big Mouth slips the punch.
Cuntmara misses the shot to the body.
Big Mouth thinks about countering with a head kick.
Big Mouth slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Big Mouth moves away from the strike by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth throwing a counter right hand but Cuntmara manages to avoid it.
Cuntmara uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Big Mouth.
Big Mouth fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Big Mouth misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth slips a jab from Cuntmara.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth avoids the head kick by Cuntmara.
It looked like Big Mouth was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Cuntmara has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Big Mouth.
A telegraphed right hand from Cuntmara misses the target.
Big Mouth connects with a body shot.
Donk. Cuntmara catches Big Mouth right on the button with a cross.
Cuntmara throws a sloppy head kick and Big Mouth moves out of range easily.
Cuntmara is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Cuntmara wants to slow Big Mouth down by chopping away at his legs.
Big Mouth's corner calls for a 1-2. Big Mouth obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Big Mouth slips under a jab from Cuntmara.
Big Mouth throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Big Mouth attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Cuntmara doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Big Mouth takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Big Mouth lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cuntmara will feel that in the morning.
Cuntmara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Big Mouth.
A little jabbing left from Cuntmara on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Big Mouth lands a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An inside leg kick lands from Big Mouth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Big Mouth misses with a looping right.
Cuntmara looks to land a right hand but Big Mouth moved out of range.
Cuntmara misses with a wild body shot.
Big Mouth misses with an uppercut. Cuntmara saw that one coming.
Cuntmara rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Big Mouth counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Big Mouth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Big Mouth swings for the body but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Big Mouth avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Big Mouth misses with a body shot.
Big Mouth dips to his left and cracks Cuntmara with an uppercut!
Big Mouth gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cuntmara.
Big Mouth misses with an uppercut. Cuntmara saw that one coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Big Mouth missing with a left hand there. Cuntmara was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Big Mouth fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Big Mouth uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Big Mouth backs up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yasha Big Mouth showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Big Mouth has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 50:45
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 49:47
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yasha Big Mouth!

Yasha Big Mouth retains his bantamweight title!
Yasha Big Mouth seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Ibrahim Cuntmara spoke after the fight, saying 'I blame The Stepdads for this defeat ,especially Alex K.'.
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