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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Happy Hands (ranked 65 p4p, 207 weight class) and Barry Parrish (ranked 8 p4p, 27 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hands might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Pharoahe Monch- Simon Says. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Barry Parrish enters the cage!
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Happy Hands!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Barry Parrish!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands looks to land a body kick but Parrish moved away.
Parrish swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Parrish thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hands lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Parrish misses with a hook to the body
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Hands buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Parrish's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Parrish duly obliges.
It looks like Happy Hands has been cut.
Parrish lands an overhand right.
Parrish misses with an uppercut. Hands saw that one coming.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A big left from Parrish misses.
Parrish throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parrish dips to his left and cracks Hands with an uppercut!
Parrish misses the shot to the body.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Parrish looks to land a left hand but Hands moved out of range nicely.
Hands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parrish manages to avoid it.
Parrish is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Parrish throws the left hand but Hands avoids the punch easily.
Hands throws a leg kick
and Parrish counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A leg kick checked by Parrish.
As Hands backs off Parrish throws a huge counter combo but Hands manages to avoid it all.
Parrish moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Parrish throws the left hand but Hands avoids the punch easily.
Hands jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Parrish cracks Hands with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Happy Hands's cut is getting worse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands misses with a lunging right hand
and Parrish counters with a huge left! Hands is in big trouble! He's backing up but Parrish isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Hands from any more damage. A dominating finish by Parrish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barry Parrish!
Barry Parrish is the new lightweight champion!
A very excited looking Barry Parrish rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
The defeated Happy Hands had this to say: '...(Nothing... he just stares intensely into the cameraman... then throws down the mic.)'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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