PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Noah Anderson (ranked 13 p4p, 106 weight class) and Herbert Kreischer (ranked 4 p4p, 17 weight class). Anderson comes into the arena with Bassically by Tei Shi blaring out of the sound system. Kreischer has chosen Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone as his entrance music. Noah Anderson had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Anderson
vs
Kreischer

220 cm
35
273
34 - 16 - 0

186 cm
30
244
27 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Noah Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yuuki Gou and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreischer throws a big shot that misses.
Kreischer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anderson.
A telegraphed right hand from Anderson misses the target.
Anderson moves away from the strike by Kreischer.
Anderson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at House of 1000 Corpses in the buildup to the fight.

Kreischer has closed the distance and engaged Anderson in a clinch.
Anderson lands with a left to the head.
Anderson can't find room to land a body shot as Kreischer controls the action.
Anderson prevents a body shot from Kreischer.
Kreischer gets through Anderson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kreischer throws a head punch that misses.
Kreischer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kreischer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kreischer looking to throw knees to the head but Anderson is blocking nicely.
Anderson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kreischer blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Anderson.

Anderson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Noah Anderson has been cut.
Nice body punch from Kreischer.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kreischer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice defenses there by Kreischer.
Kreischer throws a body punch but Anderson moves out of range.
Kreischer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kreischer.
Kreischer connects with a nice looking jab.
A shot to the body from Kreischer misses
and Anderson counters with a straight right hand.
Kreischer moves out of range as Anderson strikes.
Anderson takes a swing at Kreischer's ribcage but misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Anderson, as that shot connected.
Kreischer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Anderson on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kreischer throws a poor cross that misses
and Anderson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Anderson throws a push kick but Kreischer slaps the foot to one side.
A big left from Anderson misses.

Nice combo by Kreischer! Oh, that's hurt him - Anderson falls to the canvas and Kreischer follows him into side control.

Noah Anderson's cut is getting worse.
Anderson is looking for a sweep.
Anderson is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

Anderson is rocked!
You can see the frustration on Anderson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Anderson takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Oh Anderson is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Noah Anderson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kreischer lands a big left to the face of Anderson, bouncing his head like a basketball. Another shot from Kreischer and another - Anderson is out! Kreischer stands up and salutes his fans, who are going crazy in the stands.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Herbert Kreischer!
A very excited looking Herbert Kreischer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.