PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Richard Cheese (ranked 645 p4p, 1146 weight class) and Juan Corona (ranked 80 p4p, 144 weight class). Cheese comes to the cage accompanied by Rape Me. Corona is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Lil Baby, Lil Durk - How It Feels. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Cheese
vs
Corona

175 cm
27
154
9 - 7 - 0

185 cm
36
148
30 - 24 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Conviction
Fantasy Threads

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Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Richard Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 24 - 3, fighting out of London, Juan Corona!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Corona tries a head kick but it misses.
It appears Cheese was looking to counter with a kick there.
Corona takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Corona pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cheese connects with a good right hand that stumbles Corona. Corona circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A head kick misses from Corona.
Cheese lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Corona throws a lazy head kick
and Cheese counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Corona is looking to land body kicks.
Good standup being displayed there by Cheese as he connects with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese connects with the punch.
Cheese lands a nice hook to Corona's body. Corona takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cheese avoids the body shot from Corona.
Corona throws a head kick but Cheese moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cheese, as that shot connected.
Cheese misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Corona.
Corona takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Corona throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
An attempted straight right counter from Cheese misses the target.
Corona takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

Cheese gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Corona prevents a body shot from Cheese.
Cheese misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Cheese - that landed with a thud.
Corona misses with a short punch on the inside.
Corona lands with a right to the head.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cheese tries a body shot but Corona blocks it.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Corona is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cheese struggles to land a body shot inside as Corona controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Corona lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Corona blocking some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cheese presses Corona against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cheese will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Corona up against the cage.
Cheese trying to land knees to the body.
Corona being controlled against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Corona.
Cheese lands a left hand that snaps the head of Corona backwards.
A shot in the inside from Cheese.
Cheese doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Corona misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese blocks an uppercut.
Corona has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Cheese doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese lands a hook that snaps the head of Corona backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Cheese prevents a body shot from Corona.
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cheese has a couple of punches blocked by Corona.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Corona misses with a body punch.
Corona misses with a body punch.
Corona misses with a punch to the body.
Corona can't find room to land a body shot as Cheese controls the action.
Cheese misses with a punch on the inside.
Corona blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Corona can't find room to land a body shot as Cheese controls the action.
Corona tries to throw a body punch but Cheese avoids it by throwing Corona back against the cage.
We've been informed that Corona has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Corona tries a body shot but Cheese blocks it.
Cheese misses with some punches.
Cheese's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Corona lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Cheese tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Corona's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese throws a punch but it's blocked by Corona.
Corona misses with the head strike.
A frustrated look appears on Cheese's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cheese blocking some punches.
Cheese stalling against the cage.
Cheese fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Corona misses with a punch on the inside.
Cheese lands with a short shot to the head.
Cheese tries to work over Corona's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Corona.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Cheese pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Cheese closes the distance and clinches.
Cheese lands a body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Corona.
Corona lands with a left to the head.
Corona misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside.
Corona doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Cheese dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A looping hook to the body misses from Corona. Cheese does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cheese seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Corona tries a head kick but it misses.
Corona throws a leg kick which misses Cheese's front leg but catches the back leg as Cheese tries to avoid it.
Cheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Corona can do to turn this around?
Cheese looks to throw the jab but Corona is out of range.
Cheese tries to clinch up
and Cheese takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cheese changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Corona tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cheese was well out of range. Poor timing from Corona.
Corona has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cheese.
Cheese lands with a kick to the ribs.
Juan Corona seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cheese slips a straight right by Corona.
Cheese feinted there with a counter leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese throws out a powerful jab.
A head kick misses from Corona.
Cheese fails in his attempt to clinch.
Corona looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Corona.
Cheese clobbers Corona with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Corona on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Corona throws a leg kick

and Cheese counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Corona trying to control from the bottom.
Corona moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Corona wants to sweep here but Cheese controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Corona avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cheese's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Corona wants to control but Cheese passes easily into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Corona is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Cheese jumps into side control!
Cheese trying to control the action but Corona is working from the bottom.
Cheese tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Corona wants to control but Cheese postures up.
Corona is looking for a sweep.
Corona manages to get back to half guard.
Corona won't allow Cheese to pass to mount.
Corona gets full guard.

Corona working for submissions but it's allowed Cheese to get to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Cheese tries to pass to full mount but Corona defends it.
Cheese content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Corona trying to control but Cheese postures up.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fighters are battling for position here. Corona manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Cheese dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Corona takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cheese takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Cheese has Corona up against the cage in a clinch.
Corona working aggressively here.
A hook to the body from Corona.
Corona blocking some punches.
Corona throws a head punch that misses.
Richard Cheese has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Corona trying to land knees to the body.
Corona lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Corona goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Corona lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Corona scores with a hook to the body.
Corona swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Corona.
Corona misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Corona blocks a body shot from Cheese.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Corona.
Corona lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Corona.
Corona digs a right hand into Cheese's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cheese's gas tank.
Cheese blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
A hook to the body from Corona.
Cheese prevents a body shot from Corona.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Corona.
Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Corona lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cheese tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Corona's elbow.
Corona tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Corona avoiding damage as Cheese throws knees to the body.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Corona misses with a body punch.
Juan Corona has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Corona blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheese lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cheese wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Corona has him pressed against the cage.
Cheese tries to work over Corona's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Corona fails to land.
Corona misses with a hook to the ribs.
Corona is working Cheese over against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Corona tries to throw a body punch but Cheese avoids it by throwing Corona back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Corona.
Cheese tries to stall but Corona uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cheese misses with a punch on the inside.
Corona blocking some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Corona as Cheese tries to tie him up.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Corona blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Good body shot from Cheese.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Corona prevents a body shot from Cheese.
Corona blocking some punches.
Corona goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Corona blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheese's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Corona has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Corona lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cheese stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cheese digs a right hand into Corona's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Corona's gas tank.
Corona lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Corona throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese.
Cheese trying to land knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Corona.
Cheese scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Corona tries to work over Cheese's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Corona pushes Cheese back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Richard Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Corona backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cheese blocks a body shot from Corona.
Corona throws a head punch that misses.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Corona tries a body shot but Cheese blocks it.
Corona tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cheese cracks Corona with a nice body shot.
Cheese cracks Corona with a nice body shot.

Cheese escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Richard Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
Cheese scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Corona doesn't seem bothered though.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Juan Corona.
I think Cheese has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Richard Cheese!
A victorious Richard Cheese thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.