PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 204 p4p, 669 weight class) and Paul Gasgoine (ranked 11 p4p, 32 weight class). Kreischer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kreischer
vs
Gasgoine

186 cm
29
244
20 - 9 - 0

198 cm
28
255
7 - 1 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Gasgoine!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreischer blocks a low kick nicely.
Kreischer blocks a jab.
Gasgoine goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Paul Gasgoine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gasgoine throws a low kick, looking for Kreischer's leg but Kreischer calmly moves out of range.
Gasgoine connects with a right hand. Kreischer shakes it off.
Nice shot by Kreischer.
Kreischer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kreischer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gasgoine moves away.
The fighters circle momentarily. Gasgoine darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kreischer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Gasgoine lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kreischer takes a swing at Gasgoine's ribcage but misses.
Kreischer is looking to clinch but Gasgoine is avoiding it.
Kreischer digs a good body shot into Gasgoine's ribs.
Gasgoine avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've been informed that Gasgoine has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kreischer looks to score with a jab to the body but Gasgoine is just out of range.
A little jabbing left from Gasgoine on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Gasgoine. Kreischer shrugs it off though.
Kreischer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Gasgoine connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreischer connects with the punch.
Gasgoine slips a straight right by Kreischer.
Kreischer thuds his right hand into Gasgoine's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Gasgoine will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Gasgoine throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kreischer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Gasgoine is rocked!
Gasgoine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kreischer.
Gasgoine misses with a body shot.
Kreischer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Kreischer misses with a straight left.
Gasgoine misses with a body kick.
Gasgoine uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kreischer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gasgoine blocks a jab.
Kreischer moves out of range as Gasgoine throws a body kick.
Kreischer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Gasgoine lands a leg kick that knocks Kreischer off balance momentarily.
Gasgoine misses with a right hand
and Kreischer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kreischer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A telegraphed right hand from Kreischer misses the target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Gasgoine! But no joy.
A jab from Kreischer misses.
It seemed like Gasgoine was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Gasgoine scores with a jab to the head.
Kreischer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice defenses there by Kreischer.
Gasgoine circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gasgoine has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kreischer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gasgoine.
Nice uppercut there from Gasgoine.
Gasgoine scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kreischer tries to clinch there but Gasgoine circles away.
Gasgoine is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Kreischer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gasgoine.
Kreischer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A lazy left from Kreischer finds it's target.
Gasgoine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kreischer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Gasgoine uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kreischer.
Gasgoine now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kreischer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gasgoine can pounce on him.
Gasgoine keeps the fight on the outside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gasgoine throws a sloppy body shot
and Kreischer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Oooh a lovely combination from Kreischer sends Gasgoine down but not out. Kreischer dives into side control looking to finish.
Gasgoine is still in real trouble! Can Kreischer finish him?
Gasgoine is looking to regain half guard here but Kreischer keeps moving and retains side control.
Kreischer scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Gasgoine is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Kreischer can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Herbert Kreischer!
Herbert Kreischer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.