PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Violent Femme (ranked 824 p4p, 507 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 96 p4p, 63 weight class). Violent Femme had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Femme
vs
Dinglestomper

167 cm
28
140
14 - 5 - 0

176 cm
32
144
15 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

NARCOS
Vegan Gains

Bondi MMA 🏝️
HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Violent Femme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Femme swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick.
Femme appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dinglestomper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper throws a shot from downtown. Femme moves away and avoids it.
Dinglestomper wants to slow Femme down by chopping away at his legs.
Femme throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Femme was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Dinglestomper breaks the clinch.
Femme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Femmes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Femme working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dinglestomper stalling against the cage.
I was talking to Femme's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Femme backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Femme misses with the head strike.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.

Femme breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Femme shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Femme lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That kick from Dinglestomper tenderised Femme's leg. Femme is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Femme.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
A big left from Femme misses.

Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a hook that snaps the head of Femme backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Femme misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Femme as the two fighters clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper is working Femme over against the cage.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Dinglestomper.

Femme breaks from the clinch.
Femme misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Femme with a body shot.
Femme looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Femme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Femme checks it well.
Femme swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dinglestomper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Femme saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper looks to land a body kick but Femme moved away.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Femme lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dinglestomper at a distance.
Femme connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Femme throws a body shot but no joy.
Femme sets himself, and Dinglestomper steps forward looking for the clinch! Femme avoids it this time.
Femme misses with an uppercut
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body shot.
Femme looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.
Dinglestomper takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Femme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Femme connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Femme misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice body kick.
Femme swats away the attempt to clinch by Dinglestomper.
Femme wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Femme takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Femme lands with a straight right. Dinglestomper didn't see that one coming.
Dinglestomper takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Femme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Femme is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dinglestomper in his tracks.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Femme.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes one to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Violent Femme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Femme lands a jab to the head.
Femme misses the jab.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice body punch.

Dinglestomper drives through and clinches with Femme against the cage.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Femme blocks it.
Femme blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Femme uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Femme misses with a body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.

Femme manages to break the clinch.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme dips to his left and cracks Dinglestomper with an uppercut!
Dinglestomper cracks Femme with a good jab.
Femme avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Femme throws a hook but Dinglestomper avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Femme. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Femme's knee momentarily.
Femme's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dinglestomper under the eye.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Femme avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
An attempted straight right counter from Femme misses the target.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
It looked like Femme wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dinglestomper misses the shot to the body.
Femme digs a good hook to Dinglestomper's body.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Femme.
Femme looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper lands with a hook. Femme tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Femme lands with a cross.
Dinglestomper connects with an inside leg kick.
Femme throws a body shot but no joy.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Femme throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dinglestomper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Femme takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Femme avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Femmes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Femme misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Femme circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Femme.
Dinglestomper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Femme throws a body punch but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Femme sets himself, and Dinglestomper steps forward looking for the clinch! Femme avoids it this time.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dinglestomper lands with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Femme's ribcage but misses.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper lands an overhand right.
Femme jabs Dinglestomper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Femme looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Femme uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Some wild striking there from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
The fighters circling - Dinglestomper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Femme on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Femme.
Femme scores with a decent looking hook.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Femme jabs Dinglestomper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Femme swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Femme ducked under it nicely.
Femme lands with an overhand left.
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper moves forwards but Femme connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Femme misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a head kick. That will keep Femme thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Femme just misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Femme moves out of range.
Femme was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Femme lands a slapping body shot.
A jab from Femme misses.
Dinglestomper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Femme.
Dinglestomper just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Femme throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Femme connects with a jab.

Dinglestomper instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Femme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Femme manages to break the clinch.
Femme takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Femme connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
Femme throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up but Femme circles away and keeps his distance.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper moves in looking to clinch but Femme pushes him off.
Dinglestomper scores with a decent looking hook.
Dinglestomper scores with a spinning back kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Femme throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Femme cracks Dinglestomper with an open hand slap.
Nice defenses there by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Femme throws an off balance right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a low kick, right behind Femme 's knee.
Femme is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme throws a good cross that connects.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme lands a slapping body shot.
Femme scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.

Dinglestomper moves into the clinch.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Good body shot from Femme.
Femme tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Femme or not.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.

Femme breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Femme slips a jab from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Violent Femme dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Femme sizes up Dinglestomper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Dinglestomper instigates a clinch.
Dinglestomper blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Femme controls his hands.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Femme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Femme blocks it well.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Violent Femme is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Femme moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
Femme takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Femme is looking to counter punch.
Femme moves away from the strike by Dinglestomper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that misses.
The fighters circling - Femme throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

Dinglestomper has Femme up against the cage in a clinch.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Femme tries to work over Dinglestomper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Femme is trying to break the clinch but Dinglestomper has him pressed against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Femme misses with the head strike.
Femme digs a right hand underneath Dinglestomper's ribcage. Dinglestomper let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dinglestomper has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Femme.
Femme blocks an uppercut.
Femme blocks an uppercut.
Femme makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Femme prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Femme has had enough of the clinch but Dinglestomper keeps him there for the moment.
Femme blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Femme.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Femme.
Femme tries to break free but Dinglestomper pushes him back against the cage.
Dinglestomper keeps control of Femme as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Femme.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dinglestomper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Dinglestomper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Dinglestomper as the two fighters clinch.
Femme lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Femme prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Femme controls the action.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Femme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Femme.
Femme is trying to break free.
Femme is trying to break free.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Femme avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Femme is trying to force a seperation but Dinglestomper has the dominant position.

Dinglestomper breaks from the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Femme walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dinglestomper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
Dinglestomper throws out a counter right but Femme avoids it with no problem.
Femme avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab from Femme.
Femme slips under a jab from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dinglestomper has time to react.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch but Femme swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Femme gets tackled into the cage by Dinglestomper. Dinglestomper maintains the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Femme is looking to break free of the clinch but Dinglestomper has double underhooks.
Femme looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Femme lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Femme manages to break the clinch.
Femme thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Femme misses with a straight left.
Dinglestomper throws a jab when Femme was well out of range.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Femme.
Femme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Femme connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Femme misses with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme slips a jab from Dinglestomper.
Femme darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
Saggy Dinglestomper decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.