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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 10 p4p, 1 weight class) and Diarmuid Curry (ranked 87 p4p, 4 weight class). SissyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Scooters. Curry comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Epic Celtic Music kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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195 cm
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265 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Diarmuid Curry!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curry throws a front kick that sends SissyPants stumbling back into the cage.
Curry feints and then cracks SissyPants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow SissyPants down.
Curry moves out of range of the strikes.
Curry is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
SissyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants takes a swing at Curry's ribcage but misses.
Curry thows a left - swing and a miss!
Curry scores with a decent looking hook.
Curry throws the left hand but SissyPants avoids the punch easily.
SissyPants throwing a counter right hand but Curry manages to avoid it.
SissyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Curry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Curry scores with a spinning back kick!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Curry throws the kick towards the body but SissyPants avoids it.
Curry lands with a kick to the ribs.
SissyPants is breathing heavily.
Curry lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
SissyPants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Curry moves into the clinch.
Curry lands a damaging elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants.
Curry lands with a left to the head.
SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Curry.
Curry misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants breaks the clinch.
A swing and a miss from SissyPants.
SissyPants walks forward, straight into a front kick from Curry.
Curry jabs SissyPants to the body, keeping him at a distance.
SissyPants fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Curry is out of range.
SissyPants steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Curry. That one must have hurt.
Curry lands a big right hand that sends SissyPants crashing to the mat! Curry stays standing though and waves SissyPants back to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
That kick from Curry tenderised SissyPants's leg. SissyPants is trying to keep his angry face on.
Curry is looking to slow SissyPants down with leg kicks.
Curry throws a hook but SissyPants avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from SissyPants.
A clash of legs there as SissyPants blocks the low kick.
SissyPants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Curry throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Curry lands a front kick.
Curry lands a jab to the nose.
Curry lands an uppercut out of nowhere! SissyPants falls backwards - clearly groggy! Curry dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Diarmuid Curry!
Diarmuid Curry is the new super heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Diarmuid Curry thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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