PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 24 p4p, 4 weight class) and Earl Jeffries (ranked 277 p4p, 40 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Slurper
vs
Jeffries

186 cm
26
195 lbs
16 - 3 - 0

180 cm
26
200 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

HELLBENT
Urban Fighter

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Earl Jeffries !
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeffries throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Jeffries tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeffries .
We've been told by Slurper's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Slurper lands a jab to Jeffries 's midsection.
Jeffries moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Jeffries moves away and avoids it.
Jeffries looks to clinch
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jeffries on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Jeffries forces Slurper back against the cage and clinches.
Good body shot from Jeffries .
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeffries lands a nice elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right hook to the body lands for Jeffries .
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Jeffries stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Jeffries 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slurper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeffries scores with a hook.
Jeffries keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jeffries misses with a looping right.

Jeffries fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
Jeffries told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Jeffries swings wildly with an uppercut but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeffries .
Jeffries has Slurper pressed against the cage, preventing Slurper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Slurper tries to break the clinch but Jeffries is controlling the position.
Jeffries scores with a hook to the body.

Slurper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slurper scores with a nice right hand.
Slurper cracks Jeffries with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jeffries looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Jeffries swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Slurper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slurper swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jeffries counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jab, jab by Jeffries - just one landing.
Jeffries throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Jeffries clinches up with Slurper and pushes him back against the cage.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Jeffries uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Slurper digs a right hand underneath Jeffries 's ribcage. Jeffries let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jeffries throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeffries .
Slurper pushes Jeffries back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jeffries .

Slurper breaks the clinch.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper scores with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeffries takes a body punch but keeps moving.

Jeffries closes the distance and clinches.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Jeffries controls the action.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
Jeffries stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jeffries lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jeffries pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeffries lands a nice elbow.
Jeffries lands a right hand.
Jeffries scores with a shot to the side of Slurper's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeffries .
Slurper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jeffries s head.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jeffries struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeffries just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slurper's brow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Jeffries lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jeffries s head.

Jeffries is rocked!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeffries just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slurper's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeffries just misses with a elbow thrown towards Slurper's brow.
Slurper dodges an elbow strike from Jeffries .
Jeffries blocks a body shot from Slurper.

Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper misses with a jab, cross combination.
A lazy left from Slurper finds it's target.
Jeffries lands a glancing blow to the side of Slurper's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeffries is looking to clinch.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Jeffries sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeffries waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and Jeffries connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Jeffries ducks down to avoid it.
It seemed like Jeffries was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little jabbing left from Jeffries on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jeffries steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Jeffries jabs Slurper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jeffries connects with a looping right hand.
Jeffries misses with a wild body shot.
Jeffries looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Slurper swings for the body but Jeffries moves out of range.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeffries .
Slurper cracks Jeffries with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jeffries tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slurper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
It looked like Slurper wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Jeffries is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeffries scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Slurper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeffries counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice shot by Slurper.
Jeffries misses with a right hand
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.
Jeffries takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slurper throws a right and a left that Jeffries avoids nicely.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Jeffries in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Jeffries defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Jeffries throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A little feinted left hand from Slurper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses with a two punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeffries looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Jeffries digs a good body shot into Slurper's ribs.
Slurper gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jeffries throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jeffries tries to clinch up.
Jeffries fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slurper punishes Jeffries 's body with a nice straight punch.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeffries takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slurper gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Jeffries waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Nice uppercut there from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Jeffries 's head but Jeffries sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jeffries cracks Slurper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jeffries makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A left lands for Jeffries .
Jeffries with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A left lands for Jeffries .

Slurper is rocked!
Slurper scores with a punch to the head.
Slurper lands a lovely overhand right.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Jeffries is out of range.
Jeffries doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Jeffries 's head but Jeffries sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big right from Jeffries misses.
Jeffries rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab.
Jeffries is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Jeffries saw that one coming.
Jeffries seems to have recovered his senses.
Jeffries throws a lazy uppercut

and Slurper counters with a crisp one two that drops Jeffries ! Slurper thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Jeffries to his feet! Jeffries is in big trouble!
Jeffries slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper works Jeffries 's body with a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Jeffries moves away and avoids it.
A nice side step and Jeffries releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeffries .
Slurper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jeffries misses with a hook.
Some wild striking there from Slurper.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Jeffries moves away and avoids it.
Slurper misses with a left hand
and Jeffries counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeffries . Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeffries misses with a straight left.
Slurper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Jeffries looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Jeffries 's head but Jeffries sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jeffries pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jeffries blocks a jab.
Jeffries steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Slurper.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
and Jeffries counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper connects with a nice looking jab.
Jeffries on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jeffries throws a wild hook but Slurper just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Jeffries gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Slurper raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper very nearly forgot to thank HELLBENT amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.