PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Chimaera (ranked 1061 p4p, 31 weight class) and Jackie Chan (ranked 735 p4p, 22 weight class). Chimaera comes into the arena with The Vikings warrior spirit blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chimaera
vs
Chan

220 cm
33
265 lbs
20 - 16 - 1

205 cm
36
258 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition - Q160

Urban Fighter
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 180$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 16 - 1, fighting out of New York, The Chimaera!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jackie Chan!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chimaera doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Chimaera looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Chan throws a lazy right hand but Chimaera sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chimaera throws a lazy right hand but Chan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chimaera.
Chan looks to land a left hand but Chimaera moved out of range nicely.
Chimaera throws a leg kick that is checked

and Chan counters by moving into the clinch.
Chimaera misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chan.
Chimaera misses with a knee to the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Chimaera as Chan tries to tie him up.
Chan pushes Chimaera back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chan tries a body shot but Chimaera blocks it.
Chimaera connects with a nasty looking knee right to Chan's face.
Chan on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Chan manages to break the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Chan.
Chimaera walks into a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by Chimaera.
Chimaera looks to land a combination but Chan avoids it well.
The fighters circling - Chan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chan blocks a head kick by Chimaera.
Chan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Chimaera is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chimaera throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Chan misses with a combination
and Chimaera counters with a one-two to the body.
Chan lands with a nice body punch.
Chimaera's corner calls for a 1-2. Chimaera obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Chimaera lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Chan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

It looks like The Chimaera has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chan slips a jab from Chimaera.
Chimaera ducks under a wild hook from Chan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Chimaera.
Chan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jackie Chan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chimaera uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chan.
A little feinted left hand from Chimaera on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Chimaera throws a shot to the body.
Chan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chan connects with the punch.
Chimaera lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chimaera misses with a head kick.
Chimaera defending well as Chan loads up on a big left hand.
Chan takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Chan drops Chimaera with a right and a left! Chan comes rushing in but Chimaera regains his composure and manages to keep Chan in guard.

Chimaera is rocked!
Chimaera is looking to stand up but Chan isn't so interested in that idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan wants to control from the top but Chimaera keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chan working some strikes from top position.
Chimaera wants to stand up but Chan is controlling him.
Chan missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Chan stops Chimaera from standing up.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Chan misses with a wild body shot.

Chimaera gets caught napping as Chan dives in and scores a takedown. Chimaera manages to retain guard.
Chimaera is looking to stand up but Chan isn't so interested in that idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chan wants to pass the guard but Chimaera is keeping the position.
Chan is looking to work some ground and pound but Chimaera has wrist control.
Chimaera is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Chimaera will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Chan not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Chan working some strikes from top position.

Chimaera has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Chan has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Chimaera misses with a knee strike.
Chan struggles to land a body shot inside as Chimaera controls his hands.
Chimaera really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Chan lands a left hand.
Chimaera misses with the head strike.
Chan tries a body shot but Chimaera blocks it.
Still in the clinch, Chimaera scores with a nice short uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A left hand lands to the body for Chan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jackie Chan will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on The Chimaera's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Chimaera throws a sloppy head kick and Chan moves out of range easily.
Chimaera misses with a head kick.
Chan throws a head kick but Chimaera moves out of range.
Chimaera moves out of range as Chan strikes.
Chan takes a swing at Chimaera's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Chimaera was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A head kick misses from Chimaera.
Chan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chimaera counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Chan closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Chan lands in his opponent's guard.

Chimaera has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Chan is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Chan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chimaera throws a series of punches but Chan avoids them all with ease.
Chan scores with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chimaera goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Chimaera gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Chan tries to free his leg and advance position but Chimaera is retaining full guard.
My spies in LOD: Lightning Kicks (MaxID290K) inform me that Chan has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Chan in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Chimaera wants to stand and escape but Chan is having none of it.

Chimaera wriggles free and stands up.
Chan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Chan darts in looking for a takedown but Chimaera gets double underhooks and turns Chan into the cage.

Chan dives in and scores a takedown into Chimaera's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chan stops Chimaera from standing up.
Chan throwing strikes but missing.
The Chimaera overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Chan is looking to work some ground and pound but Chimaera has wrist control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Chimaera manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Chimaera scores a nice knee to the body.
Chimaera lands a left hand.
Chan tries a body shot but Chimaera blocks it.
Chan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chimaera's elbow.
Chimaera with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Chimaera pushes Chan back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Chan has Chimaera pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Chimaera manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Chan is breathing heavily.
Chimaera prevents the takedown attempt.
The Chimaera has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jackie Chan.
Chimaera lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chan has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Chimaera is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Chan tries to throw a body punch but Chimaera avoids it by throwing Chan back against the cage.
Chimaera throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chan blocks it with crossed arms.
The Chimaera has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Chimaera tries to land knees in the clinch but Chan avoids the damage to the body.
Chan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chimaera tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chimaera with an attempt at a knee that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera looking to throw knees to the head but Chan is blocking nicely.
Chimaera with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Chan working aggressively here.
Chimaera is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Chan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Chimaera.
Chan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Chan tightens his grip and picks Chimaera up, before dumping him to the ground. Chimaera manages to land in guard.
Chan prevents Chimaera from getting back to his feet.
Chan has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Chan's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Chan trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Chimaera has his feet on Chan's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Chan cracks Chimaera with a right hand to the side of the head.
Chimaera fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Chan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chimaera.
Chan doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Chimaera counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chimaera scores with a leg kick.
Chimaera throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chan lands a jab.
Chan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Chan jabs at Chimaera's body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chimaera misses with a head kick.
Chan throws a head kick but Chimaera moves out of range.
Chan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chimaera.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Chimaera dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on The Chimaera's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A shot to the liver by Chan. Beautiful body shot.
Chan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
As Chan looks to move away, Chimaera throws a big counter combo but Chan just gets out of the way.
Chan lands a glancing blow to the side of Chimaera's head.
Chimaera throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Chan's head.
Chan connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Chan looks to score with a jab to the body but Chimaera is just out of range.
Chimaera shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Chan misses with an uppercut. Chimaera saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chan blocks a head kick by Chimaera.
Chan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chimaera manages to avoid it.
Chan blocks a head kick by Chimaera.
Chimaera uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan misses with a hook. Chimaera ducked under it nicely.
Chimaera looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Chan scores with a body shot.
Chan fails with a takedown attempt.
A slow jab from Chan misses its intended target.
Chimaera is looking to counter punch.
Chimaera uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chan.
Chan shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Chimaera defends it nicely.
Chimaera scores with a decent looking hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chan scores with a hook to the body. Chimaera takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Chan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chimaera looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Chimaera counters with a one-two to the body.
Chimaera takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chan moves away from the strike by Chimaera.
Chan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Chimaera keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Chimaera misses with a body shot.
Chan misses with a straight left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Chan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chimaera doesn't seem phased though.
A cross from Chan lands.
Chimaera scoring well with a low kick there.
Chimaera moves away from the strike by Chan.
Chan dips to his left and cracks Chimaera with an uppercut!
Chimaera takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Chan throws a body punch but Chimaera moves out of range.
Chimaera on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chan takes a swing at Chimaera's ribcage but misses.
Chimaera misses with the body kick
and Chan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chan misses the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera misses with a straight left.
Chimaera throws a head kick but Chan moves out of range.
Chan steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Chimaera.
Chan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chimaera manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chan swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Chan drops Chimaera with a left right combo! Chan follows him down to the ground into side control.
Oh Chimaera is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chan in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Chimaera looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Chan turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.