PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Toxic Fucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Isaiah Monroe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Isaiah Monroe has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fucker
vs
Monroe

189 cm
25
194 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

184 cm
19
191 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Cuts easily

Dangerous GnP
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Toxic Fucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Isaiah Monroe!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Franklyn Lucas and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucker shoots for a double leg takedown but Monroe sprawls well. He's pushed Fucker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice defenses there by Fucker.
Fucker moves away from the strike by Monroe.
Monroe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fucker.
Fucker half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Fucker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Monroe.
Monroe scores with a one two! Fucker had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Toxic Fucker has been cut.
Fucker shoots in looking for a takedown but Monroe manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Fucker's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monroe misses with a looping right.
A head kick from Fucker lands but Monroe takes it in his stride.
Fucker has been working on his balance at , so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Monroe.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Fucker appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Fucker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Monroe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucker slips under a jab.
Fucker throws a hook but Monroe avoids it easily.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Monroe looks to land a right hand but Fucker moved out of range.
Monroe throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fucker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Fucker misses the target.
Monroe misses with a straight left.
Fucker shoots for a takedown but Monroe saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Toxic Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Monroe walks into a straight right hand from Fucker.
Fucker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucker with a lazy takedown attempt
and Monroe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Monroe throws a hook to the side of Fucker's head but Fucker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fucker lands with a right hand.
Monroe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fucker throws a hook to the side of Monroe's head but Monroe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little jabbing left from Monroe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Monroe loads up on a big right hand but Fucker slips the punch.
Monroe connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Monroe misses with a right hand
and Fucker counters with a one-two to the body.
Fucker slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monroe is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fucker wants to clinch but Monroe slips to the side
and Monroe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Monroe misses with a hook
and Fucker counters with a left and a right that stings Monroe.
Fucker misses with a takedown attempt
and Fucker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fucker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fucker. Monroe does a little dance to reset his feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Fucker.
Fucker fails to land the takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucker looks for a takedown but Monroe sprawls well.
Monroe misses with a hook.
A jab from Monroe misses.
Monroe throws a hook to the side of Fucker's head but Fucker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Monroe missing with a left hand there. Fucker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucker scores with a nice strike.
Isaiah Monroe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Monroe tests Fucker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fucker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Monroe throws out a loose jab but Fucker uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Isaiah Monroe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Toxic Fucker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Monroe misses with a straight right.
Fucker falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Monroe to counter with a crisp jab.
Isaiah Monroe seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Monroe looks to throw the jab but Fucker is out of range.
Fucker drops down looking for a counter takedown but Monroe sprawls and moves away.
Monroe connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Monroe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fucker.
Monroe keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fucker fails with the takedown
and Monroe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big left from Monroe misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monroe misses with an uppercut. Fucker saw that one coming.
Fucker tries to counter with a takedown but Monroe is quick to defend against it.
Monroe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fucker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monroe.
Monroe stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Monroe wants it to stay on the feet.
Monroe looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Monroe works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fucker has his takedown stuffed
and Monroe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Toxic Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Monroe.
Monroe misses with an uppercut. Fucker saw that one coming.
Fucker changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monroe throws an overhand right that lands on Fucker's shoulder, as Fucker tries to avoid the shot.
Monroe misses with an uppercut.
Fucker gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Monroe counters with a nice uppercut.

Toxic Fucker's cut is getting worse.
Fucker moves away from the strike by Monroe.
Fucker shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Monroe to counter with a crisp jab.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Fucker might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Monroe thows a left - swing and a miss!
A cross from Monroe lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monroe looks to throw the jab but Fucker is out of range.
Monroe fails to land with a series of punches.
Monroe loads up on a big right hand but Fucker slips the punch.
Fucker catches Monroe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fucker takes one on the button.
Fucker ducks under a wild hook from Monroe.
Fucker is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Monroe.
Fucker shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Monroe defends it nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Monroe! But no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but Fucker ducks down to avoid it.
Fucker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Monroe is fending him off so far but Fucker persists. Nope, Monroe circles away and we're back to standing.
Monroe throws a hook but Fucker blocks it.
Monroe missing with a left hand there. Fucker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice uppercut there from Monroe.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Fucker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Monroe counters with a nice uppercut.

Toxic Fucker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but Fucker ducks down to avoid it.
Monroe misses with a hook. Fucker ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Isaiah Monroe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Toxic Fucker's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Monroe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fucker.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Monroe! But no joy.
A big right from Monroe misses.
Fucker feinted with a counter takedown.
Fucker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Monroe.
Fucker closes this distance looking for a takedown but Monroe circles away.
Fucker moves out of range of the strikes.
Fucker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Monroe is fending him off so far but Fucker persists. Nope, Monroe circles away and we're back to standing.
A slow jab from Monroe misses its intended target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monroe misses with a straight right.
Fucker tries to counter with a takedown but Monroe is quick to defend against it.
Fucker sizes up Monroe with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but Fucker ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monroe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Isaiah Monroe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Monroe throws a jab when Fucker was well out of range.
Fucker blocks a jab.
Fucker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Monroe throws a combination that misses

and Fucker counters with a shoot takedown. Monroe fights it but they end up in guard.
Monroe is looking to stand back up but Fucker counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Monroe.
Monroe really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fucker. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Monroe pushes Fucker off, looking to escape but Fucker dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Monroe is forced to tap! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Toxic Fucker!
A victorious Toxic Fucker thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.