PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rambo Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darren McPunchface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackson comes to the cage accompanied by oh shit stop the music. You see those women flash him their tits? Nice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jackson
vs
McPunchface

190 cm
20
213 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

191 cm
25
215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Conviction

Nuggetori's Nutritionals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rambo Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darren McPunchface!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Alyssa Summers and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McPunchface closes the distance and clinches.
McPunchface looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jackson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
I was talking to Jackson's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
McPunchface stalling in the clinch but Jackson improves position.
McPunchface swings wildly with an uppercut but Jackson uses good head movement to avoid it.
McPunchface trying to stall but Jackson improves his position.
Jackson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jackson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McPunchfaces head.
Good body shot from Jackson.
Jackson lands a right hand that snaps the head of McPunchface backwards.
McPunchface throws a head punch that misses.
Jackson scores with a shot to the side of McPunchface's head.
A nice left hand lands by Jackson.
Jackson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jackson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jackson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jackson is working McPunchface over against the cage.
Jackson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McPunchface is trying to stall.
McPunchface swings wildly with an uppercut but Jackson uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Jackson as the two fighters clinch.
Jackson lands a body shot in the clinch.
McPunchface throws an elbow but it misses.
Jackson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short right from Jackson on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Jackson as the two fighters clinch.
Jackson lands with a right to the head.
McPunchface tries to throw a body punch but Jackson avoids it by throwing McPunchface back against the cage.
Jackson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jackson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McPunchface throws an elbow but it misses.
Jackson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jackson keeps control of McPunchface as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jackson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McPunchface backwards.

McPunchface is rocked!
McPunchface struggles to land a body shot inside as Jackson controls his hands.
McPunchface lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jackson lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jackson.
McPunchface is still on wobbly legs! Can Jackson finish him?
A short right from Jackson on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McPunchface.
McPunchface seems to have recovered his senses.
Jackson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jackson pushes McPunchface back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jackson works on McPunchface's body with a couple of short punches.
McPunchface looks winded!
Jackson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McPunchface misses with a knee strike.
Jackson scores with a shot to the side of McPunchface's head.
Jackson dips a shoulder and cracks McPunchface with a mighty uppercut! McPunchface falls back against the cage and Jackson unloads with a barrage of strikes! McPunchface is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Jackson screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rambo Jackson!
During a confident post fight interview, Rambo Jackson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.