PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Steph Curry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkhammer has chosen Ghost - Square Hammer as his entrance music. Cornelius Stinkhammer is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Curry
vs
Stinkhammer

195 cm
20
280 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

195 cm
20
265 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steph Curry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkhammer misses with a wild combination.
Stinkhammer wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stinkhammer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Curry fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stinkhammer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stinkhammer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Curry. Curry circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Curry takes a swing at Stinkhammer's ribcage but misses.
Stinkhammer has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Curry is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Stinkhammer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Curry tried to counter with a leg kick but Stinkhammer avoided it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stinkhammer wants to clinch but Curry slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Curry lands with a cross.

Curry closes the distance and pushes Stinkhammer back into the ropes.
Stinkhammer misses with some punches.
Curry struggles to land a body shot inside as Stinkhammer controls his hands.
Curry tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Curry misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Our sources have told us that Curry has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Curry throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Stinkhammer tries to throw a body punch but Curry avoids it by throwing Stinkhammer back against the ropes.
A body shot lands from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer is trying to maintain a safe position but Curry gets an underhook and turns Stinkhammer into the ropes.
Curry avoids the elbow strike from Stinkhammer, against the ropes.
Curry lands with a left to the head.
Curry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Curry working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Curry scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Curry lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stinkhammer backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Curry.
Stinkhammer is looking to control Curry's arms but Curry gets an underhook and turns him. Now Stinkhammer has his back to the ropes.
Curry scores with a nice hook to the head.
Curry lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Curry avoids a wild elbow strike from Stinkhammer.
Curry lands with a short punch from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from Curry fails to land.
Stinkhammer misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkhammer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Curry is working Stinkhammer over against the ropes.
Curry scores with a shot to the side of Stinkhammer's head.
Stinkhammer looks winded!
Curry blocks an uppercut.
Curry lands with a left to the head.
Stinkhammer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Curry lands a left hand.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Curry creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Stinkhammer is rocked!
Curry creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Stinkhammer crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Stinkhammer face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Curry takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Steph Curry!
In defeat, Cornelius Stinkhammer stepped up to the mic, saying 'that man over there hit me in the head'.