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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Belfort (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belfort kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Control by Puddle of Mudd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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186 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
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200 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordan Belfort!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurstr�m, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belfort tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A countering left hand to the body from Rottencrotch misses.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Belfort.
Belfort throws a nice looking combination but Rottencrotch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Belfort jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Belfort fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jordan Belfort seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Belfort takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
It looks like Jordan Belfort has been cut.
Belfort on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Rottencrotch scores with a kick to the midsection.
Rottencrotch drops Belfort with a naaaaasty hook - Belfort is in real trouble here! Rottencrotch dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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