PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Marciano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biggus Dickus could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Rocky Marciano's chin.

Dickus
vs
Marciano

200 cm
18
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
239 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Heavy handed

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rocky Marciano!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus misses with a straight left.
Dickus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Dickus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Marciano has taken the fight to the clinch.
Marciano has a couple of punches blocked by Dickus.
Marciano lands a shot to the body.
Marciano keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dickus's efforts to push away.
Dickus wants to get back to striking at distance but Marciano won't allow it.

Dickus manages to break the clinch.
Dickus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Marciano gets a clinch.
Marciano tries to throw a body punch but Dickus avoids it by throwing Marciano back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body punch from Marciano.
Marciano gets through Dickus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Marciano keeps control of Dickus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Marciano has a couple of punches blocked by Dickus.

Dickus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Biggus Dickus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Dickus misses with a right hand

and Marciano counters by clinching up.
Dickus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dickus can't break the clinch.
Marciano working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Dickus is rocked!
A left hand lands to the body for Marciano.
Oh Dickus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dickus is breathing heavily.
Marciano dips a shoulder and cracks Dickus with a mighty uppercut! Dickus falls back against the cage and Marciano unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dickus is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Marciano screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rocky Marciano!
After the big win, Rocky Marciano made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Conviction and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.