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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pluto Palhares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palhares comes to the cage accompanied by TOQUINHO. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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186 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
46 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pluto Palhares!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanked moves out of range as Palhares throws a body kick.
Palhares with a nice cross.
Palhares throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Palhares keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palhares connects with an inside leg kick.
Palhares misses with a low kick.
Palhares has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Palhares there as he acknowledges the shot.
Spanked tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Palhares is able to avoid easily.
Palhares ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Palhares swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Spanked steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Palhares.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palhares slips a straight right by Spanked.
A little feinted left hand from Palhares on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Spanked throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Palhares throws a jab but it's blocked by Spanked.
Palhares will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spanked! But no joy.
Palhares on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked scores with a kick to the body.
Palhares thumps Spanked with a low kick.
Spanked throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Palhares stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Palhares misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spanked has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Palhares.
Palhares thows a leg kick but Spanked checks it
enabling Spanked to counter with a crisp jab.
Palhares takes one to the side of the head.
Palhares swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spanked! But no joy.
Spanked darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Spanked connects with a single shot there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked scores with a jab to the body.
That kick from Spanked tenderised Palhares's leg. Palhares is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spanked lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Palhares at a distance.
Palhares takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked ducks under a wild hook from Palhares.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spanked. Palhares does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spanked scores with a shot to the body.
Palhares misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spanked.
Palhares with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spanked to score with a decent uppercut.
Spanked works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Spanked lands with a cross.
Spanked has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
Palhares half committed to a counter leg kick.
Palhares throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Spanked with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spanked wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Palhares lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Palhares lands a jab to Spanked's midsection.
Spanked fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Palhares manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Spanked lands an impressive looking overhand right. Palhares doesn't seem phased though.
Palhares throws a push kick but Spanked slaps the foot to one side.
Palhares blocks the body kick.
An inside leg kick from Palhares misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spanked, as that shot connected.
Spanked tries to clinch up.
Palhares appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Palhares slips under a jab from Spanked.
Palhares connects with a body shot that sends Spanked's belly button to the back.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spanked.
A slapping body kick lands there for Spanked.
Palhares is looking to wear down Spanked with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Palhares falls off balance throwing a combination
and Spanked counters with a stiff right hand.
Spanked connects with a single shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spanked avoids the body shot from Palhares.
Palhares looks to land a body kick but Spanked moved away.
Palhares throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spanked drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Palhares throws a right hand that misses
and Spanked counters with a straight right hand.
Spanked misses with a left hand
and Palhares counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spanked throws a big shot that misses.
Spanked throws a hook but Palhares blocks it.
Spanked moves in looking to clinch but Palhares pushes him off.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big left from Spanked misses.
Palhares moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Spanked throws out a loose jab but Palhares uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gonna Spanked dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Palhares avoids the body shot from Spanked.
Palhares connects with a body shot that sends Spanked's belly button to the back.
Palhares walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Spanked checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Palhares pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spanked is out of range and Palhares settles back down.
Spanked throws a big counter head kick but Palhares avoids it with no problem.
Palhares loads up on a big right hand but Spanked slips the punch.
Palhares connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Palhares tests Spanked's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Palhares lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spanked has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spanked and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spanked! But no joy.
Palhares feints and then cracks Spanked's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Spanked down.
Spanked moves out of range as Palhares strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Palhares throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Spanked with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Palhares to score with a decent uppercut.
Palhares ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spanked moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Palhares.
Gonna Spanked seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Palhares misses the jab.
Spanked throws a solid leg kick but Palhares takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spanked.
Palhares moves out of range as Spanked throws a body kick.
Palhares takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Palhares on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spanked. Spanked obviously looking to wear him down.
Spanked missing with a left hand there. Palhares was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Palhares with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Spanked counter with a right hand.
Spanked moves out of range of the body kick from Palhares.
Palhares throws a leg kick but Spanked moved away.
Spanked now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Spanked checks a low kick from Palhares.
Palhares misses with an attempted mid kick.
Spanked looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Spanked lands with an uppercut that bounces Palhares off the cage and back into range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Palhares.
Spanked throws a lazy uppercut
and Palhares counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Spanked thinking.
Spanked scores with a push kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spanked takes one to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Palhares.
Spanked uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Spanked lands an overhand right.
Palhares swings for the body but Spanked moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Spanked. That snapped Palhares's head back.
A clash of legs there as Palhares blocks the low kick.
Spanked delivers a nice body kick.
Palhares swings for the body but Spanked moves out of range.
Spanked replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Palhares blocks it well.
Palhares throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palhares misses the shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Spanked.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Palhares moves away.
A jab from Spanked misses.
Spanked wants to clinch.
Palhares misses the shot to the body.
Spanked looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice jab there from Spanked.
Palhares misses with a low kick.
Palhares is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spanked.
Palhares throws a wild body kick that Spanked sees coming a mile off.
Spanked has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Palhares throws a solid leg kick but Spanked takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Palhares.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Palhares is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Spanked lands an overhand right.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Palhares moves away.
Palhares misses with a head kick.
Spanked fakes the leg kick and cracks Palhares in the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spanked, as that shot connected.
Palhares tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spanked tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Palhares manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Palhares fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spanked manages to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spanked! But no joy.
Spanked takes a swing at Palhares's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Palhares was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Spanked.
Palhares is looking to score with low kicks.
Spanked tries a quick counter leg kick but Palhares is wise to it.
Good work by Spanked as he checks the leg kick.
Spanked stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palhares.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Gonna Spanked will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Palhares's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Palhares ducks right into an uppercut from Spanked.
Spanked darts in and clinches Palhares up against the cage.
Palhares blocking some punches.
Spanked misses with some punches.
Spanked misses with a punch to the body.
Spanked scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Spanked lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Palhares backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Spanked fails to land.
Palhares is looking for a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked lands a hook to the side of the head.
Palhares tries to score a body lock takedown but Spanked shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Palhares misses with a hook to the ribs.
A left hand lands to the body for Spanked.
A hook to the body from Spanked.
Palhares will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked throws a head punch that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Spanked lands a right hand that snaps the head of Palhares backwards.
Spanked throws a head punch that misses.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Palhares uses good head movement to avoid it.
Palhares wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pluto Palhares. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spanked misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Spanked fails to land.
Palhares tries to throw a body punch but Spanked avoids it by throwing Palhares back against the cage.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Palhares uses good head movement to avoid it.
Palhares blocking some punches.
Spanked misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pluto Palhares has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Spanked swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spanked tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Palhares working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Palhares blocks a body shot from Spanked.
Palhares dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Spanked misses with a punch to the body.
Spanked misses with a punch to the body.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Palhares uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spanked tries to work over Palhares's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Palhares takes a shot to the head.
Spanked tries to work over Palhares's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Spanked scores with a shoulder strike.
Spanked is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Gonna Spanked is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Palhares blocks an uppercut.
Palhares blocking some punches.
Gonna Spanked seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A shot in the inside from Spanked.
Spanked pushes Palhares back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spanked throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Palhares.
Palhares blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spanked tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Palhares blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Spanked - that landed with a thud.
Spanked lands a shot to the body.
Spanked misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spanked doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Palhares.
Spanked swings wildly with an uppercut but Palhares uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spanked.
Spanked misses with some punches.
Spanked fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Palhares.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked blocks an uppercut.
Palhares lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gonna Spanked comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Spanked has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonna Spanked!
A very excited looking Gonna Spanked made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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