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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Goldman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kong's entrance music is Awesome Donkey Kong. A fine choice. Goldman has chosen Bomb Hands -Social Code as his entrance music. Donkey Kong could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jason Goldman's chin.
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285 lbs
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275 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jason Goldman!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Kong finds it's target.
Kong throws a right hand that misses
letting Goldman counter with a right hand.
Kong throws a low kick but it's checked well by Goldman.
Kong does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've been told by Kong's head coaches at LOD: Performance Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Kong scores with a nice strike.
It looks like Jason Goldman has been cut.
Kong misses with an uppercut. Goldman saw that one coming.
Kong throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Goldman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Kong gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Goldman counters with a stiff right hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Kong.
Kong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Goldman.
Nice shot lands for Kong.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Goldman misses with an uppercut.
Kong really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Goldman throws a jab but it's blocked by Kong.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goldman blocks a low kick nicely.
Kong throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Goldman counters with a nice uppercut.
Goldman takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kong misses with a hook.
Goldman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Goldman moves out of range of the body kick from Kong.
Goldman throws out a counter right but Kong avoids it with no problem.
Goldman misses with a looping right.
Donkey Kong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kong throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Goldman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kong scores with a head kick.
Kong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Goldman scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kong in his tracks.
Kong does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Kong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Goldman looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kong throws a head kick that misses
and Goldman counters with a nice uppercut.
Kong throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
letting Goldman counter with a right hand.
Goldman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kong misses with a head kick.
A big left from Goldman misses.
Kong misses with a lunging right hand
and Goldman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kong slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kong misses with a low kick.
Kong throws a wild body kick that Goldman sees coming a mile off.
Goldman looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Goldman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong misses with a right hand
and Goldman counters with a straight right hand.
Kong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Goldman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kong.
Goldman is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kong had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Goldman checks a low kick from Kong.
Goldman clobbers Kong with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Goldman misses with a hook.
Goldman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kong.
Goldman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Goldman misses with a hook.
Kong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Goldman is out of range.
Kong misses with a right hand
and Goldman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kong tests Goldman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Kong.
Kong misses with a hook
and Goldman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Goldman ducks under a wild hook from Kong.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kong tries a head kick but it misses.
Kong throws a lazy body kick
and Goldman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kong misses with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kong.
Kong motions for Goldman to come forward. Kong throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kong throws the kick towards the body but Goldman avoids it.
Kong scores with a sloppy right hand. Goldman should have avoided that one.
Kong tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Donkey Kong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jason Goldman's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kong throws the kick towards the body but Goldman avoids it.
A head kick misses from Kong.
Kong looks to throw the jab but Goldman is out of range.
Kong tries a low kick but Goldman avoids it.
Kong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goldman.
Kong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Goldman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Kong is looking to land body kicks.
Kong misses with the body kick
and Kong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kong misses with a kick to the body
and Goldman counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kong throws a lazy right hand but Goldman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kong wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A swing and a miss from Kong.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Goldman! But no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kong throws a sloppy head kick and Goldman moves out of range easily.
A little jabbing left from Goldman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kong pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kong throws a looping overhand right but Goldman ducks down to avoid it.
Goldman throws a big shot that misses.
A left lands for Kong.
Kong just misses with a punch to the body.
Kong throws a combination that misses
and Goldman counters with a straight right hand.
A low kick from Kong is predictable there
and Goldman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kong.
Kong throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kong slips under a jab.
Kong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Goldman might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Kong has got the better of the exchanges.
Kong throws a leg kick but Goldman checks it.
Kong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Goldman can do to turn this around?
Kong throws a looping overhand right but Goldman ducks down to avoid it.
Kong lands a head kick. Goldman smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kong.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kong. Goldman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Goldman blocks the body kick.
Kong throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Goldman in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Goldman blocks a head kick by Kong.
Kong throws a lazy body kick
and Goldman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goldman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Goldman avoids the body shot from Kong.
Kong misses with a hook. Goldman ducked under it nicely.
Kong blocks a jab.
Kong bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Goldman's head backwards.
Goldman misses with a looping right.
Kong throws the left hand but Goldman avoids the punch easily.
Kong scores with a nice head shot.
Kong throws a poor cross that misses
and Goldman counters with a straight right hand.
Goldman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kong misses with the body kick
and Goldman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Goldman misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kong scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kong misses with a straight right.
Kong tries to land a body kick
and Goldman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Goldman throws a jab but it's blocked by Kong.
Kong thows a body kick. Goldman tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Goldman throws out the jab.
Kong slips a straight right by Goldman.
Kong scores with a nice right hand.
Kong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It looked like Kong wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Goldman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kong throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Goldman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Donkey Kong dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jason Goldman's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Nice defenses there by Kong.
Kong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A swing and a miss from Kong.
Goldman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kong goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Kong lands with an uppercut that bounces Goldman off the cage and back into range.
Kong takes a swing at Goldman's ribcage but misses.
Kong looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kong.
Goldman checks a leg kick nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kong throws out a leg kick but Goldman moves out of range and Kong only half commits.
Donkey Kong is winning the standup battle so far.
Kong tries to work over Goldman's front leg with a kick but Goldman checks it.
Kong misses with a lunging right hand
and Goldman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kong catches Goldman with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kong does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Goldman! But no joy.
Kong throws a head kick that misses
and Goldman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Goldman moves out of range as Kong throws a body kick.
Goldman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kong throws out a leg kick but Goldman moves out of range and Kong only half commits.
Goldman misses with a straight right.
Kong ducks under a wild hook from Goldman.
Kong throws an off balance right hand
and Goldman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Goldman.
The fighters circling - Kong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little jabbing left from Goldman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kong misses with a body kick.
Goldman lands with an uppercut that bounces Kong off the cage and back into range.
Donkey Kong is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kong throws a sloppy head kick and Goldman moves out of range easily.
Goldman misses with a straight right.
Goldman misses with an uppercut
and Kong counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Goldman looks to throw the jab but Kong is out of range.
As Goldman backs away, Kong returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Kong throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A left lands for Kong.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goldman checks a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Kong.
Goldman is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Kong slips under a jab from Goldman.
Goldman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kong.
Kong slips a straight right by Goldman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goldman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kong throws a leg kick but Goldman sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kong tries to land a front kick but Goldman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Goldman misses the jab.
Kong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kong takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kong throws a lazy right hand but Goldman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Goldman blocks a jab.
Kong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Goldman.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kong throws a head kick but Goldman moves out of range.
Goldman throws out a counter right but Kong avoids it with no problem.
Goldman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kong lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Goldman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Goldman throws the left hand but Kong avoids the punch easily.
Kong pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Goldman back to the cage. Kong follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Kong pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kong throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Goldman! But no joy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goldman loads up on a big right hand but Kong slips the punch.
Nice straight punches there by Kong. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kong.
Kong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Goldman looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kong lands with a straight right. Goldman didn't see that one coming.
Jason Goldman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kong lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Goldman circles away quickly and effectively.
And that's the end of the fight!
Donkey Kong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kong has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Donkey Kong!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Donkey Kong!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong wins by unanimous decision!
An out of breath Donkey Kong thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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