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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ben Stone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stone comes to the cage accompanied by CUZ I GOT HIGH. Ben's smoking a joint right now? What a guy.. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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179 lbs
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180 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ben Stone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stone checks a low kick from Muntz.
Stone staying out of range there.
Stone attempts a counter takedown but Muntz avoids it well and moves away.
Muntz throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Stone connects with a right hand. Muntz shakes it off.
Stone moves out of range of the body kick from Muntz.
Stone is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Muntz throws a body kick that misses.
Muntz throws a right and a left that Stone avoids nicely.
Muntz looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Left hook, right uppercut from Muntz.
Stone fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Muntz to the ground. Stone is now in Muntz's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stone pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Muntz is keeping the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz has control of Stone's left arm, preventing Stone from doing any damage.
Muntz wants to stand and escape but Stone is having none of it.
Stone throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Muntz trying to keep a closed guard but Stone is proving a slippery customer.
Muntz keeping full guard, as Stone tries to pass.
Stone trying to control but Muntz is working from the bottom.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Muntz throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've been hearing reports that Stone has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Nelson Muntz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muntz lands a nice shot to the body.
Muntz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stone changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Muntz rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Stone connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stone connects with a nice looking jab.
Muntz tries to land a leg kick but Stone saw it coming and moves away.
Muntz misses with an uppercut. Stone saw that one coming.
Muntz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Stone on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Muntz throws a right hand that misses
and Stone counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz is looking to slow Stone down with leg kicks.
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Muntz throws the kick towards the body but Stone avoids it.
Muntz throws a body kick that misses.
Stone attempts a counter takedown but Muntz avoids it well and moves away.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stone takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Muntz misses with a kick to the body
and Stone counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Muntz misses with a head kick.
Stone is looking for a counter combo.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but Stone moved away.
Muntz throws the kick towards the body but Stone avoids it.
A lazy body kick from Muntz
so Stone counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stone looking to pass the guard.
Muntz wants to get back to his feet but Stone is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Muntz keeping full guard, as Stone tries to pass.
Muntz seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Stone throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ben Stone will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Stone moves out of range of the body kick.
Stone feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Muntz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stone.
Muntz thows a leg kick but Stone checks it
and Stone makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Stone takes a kick to the side of the head.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Stone was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stone tried to counter with a leg kick but Muntz avoided it.
Stone blocks the body kick.
Stone tries to counter with a takedown but Muntz is quick to defend against it.
Muntz misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muntz misses with a low kick.
Stone slips a jab and a cross from Muntz.
Stone fails with a takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stone misses with a body kick.
Muntz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Stone rather than just go for the knockout.
Muntz scores with a nice body kick.
Stone moves out of range as Muntz throws a body kick.
Stone changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Nice defenses there by Stone.
Stone misses with a head kick.
Muntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stone moves out of range as Muntz throws a body kick.
Stone changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Stone with a poor takedown
and Stone takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Muntz defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Stone.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ben Stone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Muntz's jab looks to have found its range, popping Stone under the eye.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Muntz misses.
Stone swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Muntz walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Stone checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Muntz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Stone keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but Stone moved away.
Nelson Muntz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Stone moves out of range of the body kick from Muntz.
Stone went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Stone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Muntz connects with a nice looking jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stone sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Muntz misses with a body shot
and Stone counters with a nice low kick that buckles Muntz's knee momentarily.
Muntz tries to score with a low kick but Stone moves his leg out of the way.
Stone throws a quick counter head kick but Muntz was just out of range.
Ben Stone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Muntz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stone appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Muntz takes a swing at Stone's ribcage but misses.
Stone feinted with a counter takedown.
Muntz lands with a nice body punch.
Stone takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stone with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Muntz to score with a decent uppercut.
Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz throws a hook to the side of Stone's head but Stone sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Muntz attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Muntz lands with a kick to the ribs.
Muntz scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Stone is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Muntz tries to land a body kick
and Stone counters with a single leg into guard. Muntz didn't expect that.
Stone looking to pass the guard.
Stone sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Muntz's guard.
Muntz wants to control but Stone is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stone manages to avoid it.
Stone throws a push kick but Muntz slaps the foot to one side.
Muntz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Muntz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Stone feinted with a counter takedown.
Stone avoids the body shot from Muntz.
Sloppy strikes from Muntz. Those never looked like landing.
Stone missing with a left hand there. Muntz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Muntz lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muntz connects with a solid leg kick.
Muntz swings for the body but Stone moves out of range.
Stone avoids the head kick by Muntz.
Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Stone half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz misses with a few strikes there.
Stone half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A jab from Stone misses.
Muntz unleashes a big counter combination but Stone bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Muntz dodges the punch combination from Stone.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Muntz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Stone has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Stone and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Muntz connects with a body shot.
A lazy body kick from Muntz
and Stone counters with a nice uppercut.
Muntz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Stone counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Stone tries to free his leg and advance position but Muntz is retaining full guard.
Ben Stone has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stone throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Stone postures up in Muntz's guard and throws a big left but Muntz blocks it.
Muntz trying to keep a closed guard but Stone is proving a slippery customer.
Stone trying to control the position from guard on top but Muntz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stone working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Stone accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Stone is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz scores with a hook to the body. Stone takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Muntz lands a nice shot that snaps Stone's head back.
Muntz lands with a nice body punch.
Muntz swings for the body but Stone moves out of range.
Muntz paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Muntz thumps Stone with a low kick.
Stone misses with a wild body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Muntz.
Muntz scores with a kick to the body.
Muntz throws a low kick, looking for Stone's leg but Stone calmly moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz lands a slapping body shot.
Stone staying out of range there.
Stone appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Stone shoots for a takedown but Muntz saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Stone shoots in but Muntz avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stone takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Stone swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A right-left combo lands from Muntz.
Muntz throws the kick towards the body but Stone avoids it.
Muntz takes a swing at Stone's ribcage but misses.
Muntz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nelson Muntz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Muntz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz wins by unanimous decision!
Nelson Muntz decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Ben Stone stepped up to the mic, saying 'I came out swingin away, cuz I got hiiigh. I was gonna counter and take you down, but I was hiiigh. If I just got knocked the fuck out - and I know whyy - why man? why? - cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got hiiigh. Ladidadadada. Skippity bee bop dooooo wahhhhhhh.'.
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