PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Corey Birthday (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Palowakski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Birthday's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Happy Birthday Mr President. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Birthday
vs
Palowakski

170 cm
28
280 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

191 cm
26
254 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Merciless Gladiators
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Corey Birthday!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fred Palowakski !
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palowakski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Birthday.
Palowakski throws a push kick but Birthday slaps the foot to one side.
Palowakski misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice shot by Birthday.
Birthday takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Corey Birthday has been cut.
Birthday throws a low kick but it's checked well by Palowakski .
Left hook, right uppercut from Palowakski .
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Palowakski has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palowakski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
OH! Birthday has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Palowakski smells blood and charges in for the finish! Palowakski unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Birthday sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Fred Palowakski !
An out of breath Fred Palowakski thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.