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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shank Flabbott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flabbott is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Wait and Bleed. Shank Flabbott acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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241 lbs
26 - 9 - 0 |
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290 lbs
17 - 10 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Shank Flabbott!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way through Flabbott's defenses.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dos Equis Guy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Dos Equis Guy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Flabbott shoots in for a double leg but Dos Equis Guy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Flabbott was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Flabbott throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Flabbott on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That kick from Dos Equis Guy tenderised Flabbott's leg. Flabbott is trying to keep his angry face on.
Flabbott throws a jab when Dos Equis Guy was well out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Flabbott counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dos Equis Guy's guard now.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Flabbott looking to pass the guard.
Dos Equis Guy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Dos Equis Guy wants to sweep here but Flabbott controlling him for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy is trying to control the position but Flabbott postures up.
Dos Equis Guy looking for a sweep. Not yet Dos Equis Guy, not yet.
Dos Equis Guy is working hard here to advance position.
Flabbott throwing strikes from guard but Dos Equis Guy blocks nicely.
Flabbott wants to control from the top but Dos Equis Guy keeps moving.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flabbott.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flabbott takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Flabbott takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Flabbott is just out of range.
The Dos Equis Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice shot lands for Flabbott.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dos Equis Guy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dos Equis Guy swings for the body but Flabbott moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flabbott.
Dos Equis Guy with a jab.
Dos Equis Guy digs a good hook to Flabbott's body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a left and a right that send Flabbott crashing to the mat, dazed. Dos Equis Guy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Shank Flabbott has been cut.
Jab, jab by Dos Equis Guy - just one landing.
Dos Equis Guy leaves Flabbott with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Flabbott moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dos Equis Guy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Flabbott looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The Dos Equis Guy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shank Flabbott.
Flabbott doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Flabbott misses with a body kick.
Flabbott takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Flabbott looks winded!
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a combination. Flabbott sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild combination.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Flabbott moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Dos Equis Guy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Flabbott blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Flabbott breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dos Equis Guy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Flabbott looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Flabbott off balance momentarily.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab to the head.
Dos Equis Guy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Flabbott's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch but Flabbott moves out of range.
Flabbott shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Flabbott is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shank Flabbott's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Dos Equis Guy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Flabbott circles away quickly and effectively.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Flabbott connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Flabbott lands a jab to the head.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flabbott manages to avoid it.
Flabbott keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Horrible takedown by Flabbott or perhaps it was just good defense by Dos Equis Guy which made him look bad.
Dos Equis Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Flabbott can do to turn this around?
Dos Equis Guy misses with a double jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dos Equis Guy. That's going to slow Flabbott down.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to slow Flabbott down with leg kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Flabbott looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Flabbott is breathing heavily.
Dos Equis Guy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dos Equis Guy wants it to stay on the feet.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dos Equis Guy here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
Dos Equis Guy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Flabbott takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the liver by Dos Equis Guy. Beautiful body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Flabbott moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy jabs at Flabbott's body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Flabbott's calf.
Flabbott keeps the fight on the outside.
A lazy left from Flabbott finds it's target.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body. Flabbott takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dos Equis Guy instigates a clinch.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy - that landed with a thud.
A short uppercut from Dos Equis Guy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Flabbott.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dos Equis Guy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dos Equis Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dos Equis Guy as Flabbott tries to tie him up.
Dos Equis Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Flabbott is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Flabbott is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?
A short left from Dos Equis Guy.
Flabbott blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a big uppercut that drops Flabbott! More strikes from Dos Equis Guy and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Flabbott lies dazed against the cage as Dos Equis Guy celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Hell's Balls Recovery (160), into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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