PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aloha Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoi is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rock You Like A Hurricane. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Hoi

194 cm
26
280 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

205 cm
33
267 lbs
28 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Diamond Nutrition 160q

QFClothing
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Aloha Hoi!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Lou da Vinci and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy avoids the head kick by Hoi.
Hoi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Hoi finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hoi misses with a looping left.
Hoi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Hoi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Dos Equis Guy moves into the clinch.
Hoi has Dos Equis Guy pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dos Equis Guy manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hoi.
Dos Equis Guy prevents a body shot from Hoi.
A head punch on the inside from Hoi fails to land.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Hoi blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy misses with some punches.
Dos Equis Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.

Hoi breaks the clinch.
The Dos Equis Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoi lands a jab to the head.
A good leg kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Hoi takes one on the button.
Hoi ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
Hoi tries to bum rush Dos Equis Guy with a series of wild strikes but Dos Equis Guy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hoi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dos Equis Guy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy blocks the body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dos Equis Guy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dos Equis Guy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dos Equis Guy scoring well with a low kick there.
Aloha Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi throws a sloppy head kick and Dos Equis Guy moves out of range easily.
Hoi misses with a low kick.
Hoi gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
Hoi checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Crunch! Hoi slams his shin into Dos Equis Guy's torso.
Hoi throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A combination from Dos Equis Guy does no damage.
Hoi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hoi. Dos Equis Guy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hoi avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoi moves out of range as Dos Equis Guy strikes.
Hoi dips to his left and cracks Dos Equis Guy with an uppercut!
Hoi lands with a nice combination. Dos Equis Guy backs away looking to recover.
Hoi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dos Equis Guy.
Hoi tries to land a front kick but Dos Equis Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hoi throws a looping overhand right but Dos Equis Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick from Hoi.
Hoi digs a good body shot into Dos Equis Guy's ribs.
Dos Equis Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hoi moves out of range of the leg kick from Dos Equis Guy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy walks into a jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a left hand
and Hoi makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dos Equis Guy really felt that one!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy loads up on a big right hand but Hoi slips the punch.

Hoi closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Hoi is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Dos Equis Guy controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi is trying to control the action in half guard but Dos Equis Guy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy trying to control but Hoi postures up.

Hoi is working for a kimura but Dos Equis Guy is defending it quite comfortably.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aloha Hoi dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dos Equis Guy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Hoi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Aloha Hoi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
An inside leg kick lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Hoi.
A low kick from Hoi misses
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hoi's knee momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dos Equis Guy connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Dos Equis Guy pushes Hoi up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Hoi - that landed with a thud.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hoi has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

Hoi breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hoi closes the distance and clinches.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Hoi misses with the head strike.
Hoi lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dos Equis Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Hoi pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hoi thows a body shot but no joy.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range as Hoi strikes.
Dos Equis Guy lands with an uppercut that bounces Hoi off the cage and back into range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body kick.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy shows good takedown defense.
Dos Equis Guy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi is breathing heavily.
Hoi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Aloha Hoi has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi throws a wild body kick that Dos Equis Guy sees coming a mile off.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Hoi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jab by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Hoi misses with a few strikes there.
Dos Equis Guy throws a lazy right hand but Hoi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hoi throws a shot from downtown. Dos Equis Guy moves away and avoids it.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Hoi is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hoi has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Hoi.
Hoi moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hoi avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Hoi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hoi throws a lazy body kick
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hoi fails to land the takedown.
The Dos Equis Guy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Aloha Hoi.
Dos Equis Guy slaps away a takedown attempt from Hoi, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Hoi tries to land a front kick but Dos Equis Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hoi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice cross by Dos Equis Guy.
Hoi looks to score with a jab to the body but Dos Equis Guy is just out of range.
Hoi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hoi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
Hoi lands with an overhand left.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hoi.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Hoi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hoi thumps Dos Equis Guy with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Aloha Hoi's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Hoi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoi.
Hoi takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hoi. Dos Equis Guy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hoi misses with a body kick.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Hoi throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hoi's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dos Equis Guy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hoi scrambles back to his feet.

Hoi clinches up against the cage.
Hoi can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy working aggressively here.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand into Hoi's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hoi's gas tank.
Hoi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy presses Hoi against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoi's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Hoi with a nice body shot.
Hoi's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hoi or not.
A short left from Dos Equis Guy.
A short uppercut from Dos Equis Guy.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hoi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The Dos Equis Guy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Hoi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hois head.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shot to the side of Hoi's head.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Hoi avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hoi misses with a punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Hoi's ribcage. Hoi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dos Equis Guy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a left hand.
Dos Equis Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short uppercut from Dos Equis Guy.
A nice left hand lands by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Hoi is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hoi is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?
Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Hoi seems to have recovered his senses.
A right handed body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Hoi.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy has Hoi pressed against the cage, preventing Hoi from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Hoi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Hoi avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Dos Equis Guy drops Hoi onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Hoi is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Dos Equis Guy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hoi's efforts to push away.
Hoi misses with a punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoi's elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands with a right to the head.

Dos Equis Guy drops Hoi onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Hoi is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Hoi prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy working aggressively here.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Dos Equis Guy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Dos Equis Guy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Dos Equis Guy!
Jumping up and down and very excited, The Dos Equis Guy waved his t-shirt featuring Diamond Nutrition 160q's logo in front of the cameras.