PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mariusz Pudzianowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Putin comes to the cage accompanied by life is cabare. Mariusz Pudzianowski has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin's chin.

Vladimirovich Putin
vs
Pudzianowski

225 cm
18
278 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

186 cm
18
286 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

Good wrestler
Brawler
Experienced

Hell's Balls Fightwear

Convicted

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mariusz Pudzianowski!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pudzianowski is looking to clinch but Putin is avoiding it.

Pudzianowski forces Putin back against the cage and clinches.
Pudzianowski will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Putin up against the cage.
Pudzianowski can't get the takedown.
Putin avoiding damage as Pudzianowski throws knees to the body.
Putin landing knees to the head.

It looks like Mariusz Pudzianowski has been cut.
Putin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pudzianowski swings wildly with an uppercut but Putin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pudzianowski goes for a takedown in the clinch but Putin prevents it.
Pudzianowski is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pudzianowski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Putin putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pudzianowski in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Pudzianowski looks gassed!
Putin lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Putin misses with an elbow strike.
Putin misses with an elbow over the top.
Putin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pudzianowski has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Putin is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mariusz Pudzianowski.
Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pudzianowski's face.

That has opened up Mariusz Pudzianowski's cut even more.
Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pudzianowski's face.
Putin landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Pudzianowski takes a knee right on the jaw!

The cut above Mariusz Pudzianowski's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Putin works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Putin connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pudzianowski's face.

Pudzianowski is rocked!
Pudzianowski blocks an elbow strike.
Pudzianowski is still on wobbly legs! Can Putin finish him?
Putin lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Mariusz Pudzianowski's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Putin has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Pudzianowski - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Putin, and another! Pudzianowski is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!