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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chilli Bloke (ranked 2719 p4p, 2140 weight class) and Jumba Smif (ranked 225 p4p, 182 weight class). Jumba Smif will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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135
21 - 17 - 0 |
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141
18 - 12 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chilli Bloke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jumba Smif!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smif tries to keep at a distance but Bloke has taken the fight into the clinch.
Smif breaks from the clinch.
Bloke moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bloke stuns Smif with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bloke connects with a right hand. Smif shakes it off.
Smif tries to land a front kick but Bloke steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bloke.
Smif avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Smif unleashes a big counter combination but Bloke bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bloke fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Smif let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A low kick from Bloke is predictable there
and Bloke takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bloke throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bloke is looking to score with low kicks.
A big left from Bloke misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Smif checks a leg kick.
Smif now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Smif misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke lands a nice hook to Smif's body. Smif takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bloke throws a low kick but it's checked well by Smif.
Smif throws out a counter right but Bloke avoids it with no problem.
Bloke throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A good leg kick by Bloke.
Bloke scores with a body shot.
Smif checks a leg kick.
Bloke fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Smif.
Smif keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bloke misses with a low kick as Smif jumps back.
Smif takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bloke throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smif let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bloke lands a jab to the nose.
Bloke lands a right hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloke throws a sloppy head kick and Smif moves out of range easily.
Smif on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smif throws a chopping leg kick but Bloke manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bloke misses with a hook
and Smif cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bloke thows a leg kick but Smif checks it
and Smif counters with a nice leg kick.
Bloke misses with a hook to the body
and Smif makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Bloke really felt that one!
Bloke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smif moves away.
Bloke really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bloke takes a swing at Smif's ribcage but misses.
Bloke throws a jab but it's blocked by Smif.
A big right from Bloke misses.
Smif looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Chilli Bloke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smif bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bloke connects with a right hand. Smif shakes it off.
Bloke throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A low kick lands for Bloke.
Smif slips a jab from Bloke.
A clash of legs there as Bloke blocks the low kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Bloke misses its target.
Bloke misses with a leg kick
and Smif counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bloke throws a looping overhand right but Smif ducks down to avoid it.
Smif unleashes a big counter combination but Bloke bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bloke fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Smif checks it well.
Bloke misses with an uppercut.
Bloke scores with a body shot.
That kick from Bloke tenderised Smif's leg. Smif is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bloke just misses with a punch to the body.
Bloke scores with a jab.
Bloke connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloke bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Smif's head backwards.
Smif takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bloke misses with a looping right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bloke wants to slow Smif down by chopping away at his legs.
Bloke is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Smif chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bloke can pounce on him.
Smif ducks under a wild hook from Bloke.
Smif flicks out a counter leg kick but Bloke steps away.
Bloke throws out a leg kick but Smif moves out of range and Bloke only half commits.
Smif flicks out a counter leg kick but Bloke steps away.
A low kick from Bloke is predictable there
and Smif counters with a left and a right that stings Bloke.
Bloke throws a sloppy body shot
and Smif counters with a stiff right hand.
Bloke lands a right hook to the body.
Smif blocks a low kick nicely.
Smif checks a low kick from Bloke.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Chilli Bloke dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Bloke swings widly with a right hand
letting Smif counter with a right hand.
Bloke lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bloke throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bloke takes a swing at Smif's ribcage but misses.
It seemed like Smif was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Smif checks a low kick from Bloke.
Bloke throws a chopping leg kick but Smif manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Smif flicks out a counter leg kick but Bloke steps away.
Bloke is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Smif.
Smif ducks under a wild hook from Bloke.
Smif looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A clash of legs there as Smif blocks the low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloke swings away with a body shot that misses
and Smif counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A low kick from Bloke misses
and Smif counters with a nice body kick.
Jab by Bloke.
Bloke lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Smif circles away quickly and effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chilli Bloke is winning the standup battle so far.
Smif throws a hook to the side of Bloke's head but Bloke sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bloke looks to score with a jab to the body but Smif is just out of range.
Bloke thows a leg kick but Smif checks it
and Smif counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bloke throws a leg kick
and Smif counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bloke misses with a wild body shot.
Bloke backing away here, and Smif unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Smif avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A low kick from Bloke is predictable there
and Smif cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bloke throws out a leg kick but Smif moves out of range and Bloke only half commits.
Smif takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bloke swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Smif counters with a low kick, right behind Bloke 's knee.
Smif throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloke throws a right hand that misses
and Smif counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bloke is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bloke throws a low kick but Smif moves out of range easily.
Smif replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Bloke blocks it well.
Smif missing with a left hand there. Bloke was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bloke lands with a shot to the body.
Bloke misses with a lunging right hand
and Smif counters with a nice leg kick.
Bloke has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Bloke misses with a left hand
and Smif counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Smif throws the kick towards the body but Bloke avoids it.
Bloke throws a low kick, looking for Smif's leg but Smif calmly moves out of range.
Bloke just misses with a punch to the body.
Bloke does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bloke throws a sloppy body shot
and Smif counters with a nice uppercut.
Bloke tries to clinch up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloke lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Good shot there by Bloke.
Bloke is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Smif can do to turn this around?
Bloke dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Smif. That did some damage!
Bloke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Smif was well out of range. Poor timing from Bloke.
Bloke misses with a right hand
enabling Smif to counter with a crisp jab.
A low kick from Bloke is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bloke misses with a low kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Smif! But no joy.
Bloke scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bloke.
A low kick from Bloke is predictable there
and Smif counters with a straight right hand.
Bloke misses with a body punch
letting Smif counter with a right hand.
A nice leg kick from Bloke, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Bloke.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bloke throws a body punch but Smif moves out of range.
Bloke throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Smif counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bloke missing with a left hand there. Smif was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Smif looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Smif fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bloke thows a leg kick but Smif checks it
and Smif counters with a leg kick.
Smif on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bloke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smif.
Smif tries a quick counter leg kick but Bloke is wise to it.
Bloke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smif moves away.
It seemed like Smif was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bloke throws a low kick, looking for Smif's leg but Smif calmly moves out of range.
It seemed like Smif was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Smif takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bloke tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jumba Smif will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
A big right from Bloke misses.
Smif keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bloke.
Bloke closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Smif's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Smif throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bloke sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bloke.
Smif uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bloke.
Smif tries to move into range but Bloke moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bloke thumps Smif with a low kick.
Smif misses with a left hand
and Bloke counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloke connects with an inside leg kick.
Smif keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Smif was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bloke throws a hook to the side of Smif's head but Smif sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bloke lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Smif has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Smif and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke misses with a low kick.
Bloke misses with a hook.
Bloke misses with a leg kick
and Smif makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bloke stalks Smif and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Smif's face. Smif staggers backwards, shaken.
Bloke throws a sloppy body shot
and Smif counters with a nice uppercut.
Bloke fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Smif has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Smif blocks a leg kick.
Smif is looking for the big counter here.
Bloke throws a body shot but no joy.
Bloke pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smif throws a counter combo.
Bloke misses with an uppercut.
Smif turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bloke jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloke jabs at Smif's body.
Bloke throws a sloppy body shot
and Smif counters with a nice uppercut.
Bloke tries a head kick but it misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bloke throws a leg kick that is checked
and Smif counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bloke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smif.
Smif will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bloke misses the shot to the body.
Bloke backing away here, and Smif unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bloke.
Bloke scores with a leg kick.
Bloke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Smif was well out of range. Poor timing from Bloke.
Bloke throws a hook to the side of Smif's head but Smif sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloke throws a predictable looking body shot
and Smif counters with an inside leg kick.
Bloke fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bloke chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bloke pivots, looking for a leg kick but Smif is out of range and Bloke settles back down.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Smif checks a leg kick.
Bloke throws a body shot but no joy.
As Bloke backs off Smif throws a huge counter combo but Bloke manages to avoid it all.
Bloke misses with a body shot
and Smif counters with a stiff right hand.
Smif swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bloke.
Bloke throws a body punch but Smif moves out of range.
Smif with a hook.
Bloke swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Smif uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bloke.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloke misses with a combination
and Smif counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bloke throws a looping overhand right but Smif ducks down to avoid it.
Bloke thows a leg kick but Smif checks it
and Smif counters with a stiff right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smif moves out of range as Bloke strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Smif! But no joy.
Bloke misses with a right hand
and Smif makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A big left from Bloke misses.
It seemed like Smif was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Smif connects with a single shot there.
Bloke avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bloke seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Bloke throws a jab but it's blocked by Smif.
An inside leg kick lands from Bloke.
Bloke misses the body punch
and Smif counters with an outside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Chilli Bloke showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bloke has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chilli Bloke!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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