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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Parmesan Cheese (ranked 3 p4p, 66 weight class) and Phil Sprintin (ranked 1 p4p, 6 weight class). Sprintin has chosen Disturbed - Bad Man as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 25 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Phil Sprintin! The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cheese thuds his right hand into Sprintin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Cheese pushes Sprintin away with a front kick. A big left from Sprintin misses. It appears Cheese was looking to counter with a kick there. Sprintin lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Cheese lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Sprintin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sprintin throws a low kick but Cheese moves out of range easily. Cheese throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sprintin sees it coming and avoids it easily. Sprintin lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Cheese takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Sprintin loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch. Cheese was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Cheese has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cheese there as he acknowledges the shot. Phil Sprintin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Cheese scores with a jab. Cheese misses with a body shot.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Cheese waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sprintin. Cheese throws a hook but Sprintin blocks it. Sprintin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese. Sprintin throws a big shot that misses. Sprintin slips a straight right by Cheese. Sprintin doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Sprintin throws a body shot but no joy. Sprintin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese. Cheese scores with a jab to the body. Sprintin throws an off balance right hand
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Sprintin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sprintin misses with an uppercut
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Cheese avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Sprintin misses with a leg kick and Sprintin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Cheese is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Cheese misses with an uppercut
and Sprintin counters with a nice uppercut. Cheese throws a shot from downtown. Sprintin moves away and avoids it. Cheese throws a low kick but Sprintin avoids it. Sprintin flicks out a counter leg kick but Cheese steps away. Sprintin cracks Cheese with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Sprintin gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cheese connects with a solid leg kick. Cheese staying out of range there. Cheese tried to counter with a leg kick but Sprintin avoided it. Sprintin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Sprintin getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Cheese throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Sprintin misses with a low kick. Sprintin clobbers Cheese with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Sprintin ducks under a wild hook from Cheese. Sprintin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cheese.
Sprintin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Cheese pushes Sprintin away with a front kick. Sprintin throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Cheese thinks about countering with a body kick. Sprintin misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Sprintin misses with a looping right. Sprintin moves out of range as Cheese strikes. Cheese misses with a body kick. Sprintin doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Cheese uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sprintin. Cheese avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Sprintin jabs Cheese to the body, keeping him at a distance.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Sprintin throws a lazy uppercut
and Cheese counters with a lovely shot to the body. Sprintin throws a hook but Cheese blocks it. Cheese seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Sprintin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Sprintin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cheese. Cheese has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cheese there as he acknowledges the shot. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Cheese misses with a hook
and Sprintin counters with a stiff right hand. A swing and a miss from Sprintin. A looping hook to the body misses from Sprintin. Cheese does a little dance to reset his feet. Sprintin misses with a straight right. Cheese ducks under a wild hook from Sprintin. Cheese lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Sprintin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cheese throws a quick counter kick to the body but Sprintin avoids it. A looping hook to the body misses from Sprintin. Cheese does a little dance to reset his feet. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Phil Sprintin will probably get the nod. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Cheese throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sprintin scores with a jab to the body. Sprintin misses with a hook
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand. Cheese uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sprintin. Cheese has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sprintin finds it's way round the side to connect with Cheese's head. Cheese looks to land a right hand but Sprintin moved out of range. Sprintin misses with a body shot.
A solid body kick from Cheese. Sprintin sizes up Cheese with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Sprintin tries to land a front kick but Cheese steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Sprintin misses with a hook. Cheese ducked under it nicely. Cheese lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Sprintin throws a hook but Cheese blocks it.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Sprintin throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it. Cheese lands a jab to the head.
Phil Sprintin seems to be getting the better of the standup. Cheese feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sprintins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Cheese looks to land a body kick but Sprintin moved away. Sprintin lands a jab to the nose. Cheese is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. A nice leg kick lands there from Sprintin. Sprintin looks to land a right hand but Cheese moved out of range. Cheese stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sprintin. Sprintin misses with an uppercut
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand. Sprintin takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Cheese pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Sprintin throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Cheese misses with an uppercut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Sprintin misses with a leg kick and Cheese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Sprintin misses with an uppercut. Cheese saw that one coming. Cheese slips under a jab. A good leg kick by Cheese. Cheese tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sprintin was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheese. Cheese misses with a straight right. Sprintin swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Cheese misses with a low kick. A telegraphed right hand from Sprintin misses the target. A slow jab from Sprintin misses its intended target. And Cheese counters with a quick kick to the body but Sprintin blocks it. Sprintin misses with an uppercut. Sprintin misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheese makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Cheese steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sprintin. Cheese lands with a straight right. Sprintin didn't see that one coming. Sprintin loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch. Cheese throws the kick towards the body but Sprintin avoids it. Sprintin only half commits to the counter leg kick. Cheese moves away from the strike by Sprintin. Sprintin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Sprintin attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Sprintin throws a right hand that misses
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab. Sprintin slips under a jab from Cheese. A looping hook to the body misses from Sprintin. Cheese does a little dance to reset his feet. Cheese throws an overhand right that lands on Sprintin's shoulder, as Sprintin tries to avoid the shot. Sprintin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Cheese fakes the leg kick and cracks Sprintin in the body. Sprintin loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch. Cheese stuns Sprintin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Sprintin just misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Cheese throws a push kick but Sprintin slaps the foot to one side. Sprintin staying out of range there. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sprintin misses with a body punch
and Sprintin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Nice defenses there by Cheese. Cheese connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sprintin. Sprintin circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Cheese scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Cheese throws a chopping leg kick but Sprintin manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Sprintin throws out a counter right but Cheese avoids it with no problem. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that second round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Good leg kick by Cheese. Sprintin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sprintin staying out of range there. Cheese throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Cheese swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cheese moves away from the strike by Sprintin. Good exchange - Cheese coming out on top. Sprintin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cheese counters with a left and a right that stings Sprintin. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A shot to the liver by Sprintin. Beautiful body shot. Sprintin lands with a shot to the body. Cheese blocks a leg kick. Sprintin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cheese. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Sprintin might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Cheese has got the better of the exchanges.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Cheese chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sprintin can pounce on him.
Cheese moves out of range as Sprintin strikes. Sprintin swings and misses with a shot to the body letting Cheese counter with a right hand. Sprintin throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand. Nice jab there from Sprintin. Sprintin takes a body punch but keeps moving. Cheese throws the left hand but Sprintin avoids the punch easily. A nice leg kick lands there from Sprintin. Cheese on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Cheese stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sprintin. Cheese throws a body kick that misses and Sprintin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Sprintin misses with a hook. Cheese ducked under it nicely.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Sprintin throws a poor cross that misses
letting Cheese counter with a right hand. Sprintin throws a hook but Cheese avoids it easily. Cheese avoids a low kick by using good footwork. The fighters circling - Cheese throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Sprintin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Sprintin moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Sprintin scores with a decent looking hook. Sprintin misses with a straight left. Cheese thinks about countering with a body kick. Cheese tests Sprintin's chin there with a solid looking shot. Sprintin has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Cheese. Sprintin lands with a cross. Cheese with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Sprintin misses with a wild body shot. Sprintin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheese manages to avoid it. Sprintin takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Cheese has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sprintin finds it's way round the side to connect with Cheese's head. Sprintin throws a leg kick but Cheese moved away. Cheese takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Cheese misses with a looping right. Sprintin throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a left to the body. A bone on bone clash there as Cheese blocks the leg kick.
Cheese just misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Cheese throws a hook but Sprintin blocks it. A nice side step and Sprintin releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. A jab from Cheese misses. Sprintin misses with a right hand and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand! Cheese waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sprintin. The fighters circling - Sprintin throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Cheese looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sprintin misses with a hook. Cheese staying out of range there. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sprintin misses the shot to the body. Cheese swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Cheese fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sprintin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Nice uppercut there from Cheese. Sprintin throws a right hand that misses
and Cheese counters with a good, hard body kick but Sprintin shrugs it off. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Parmesan Cheese did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Cheese misses with a hook. Sprintin ducked under it nicely. Cheese slips a jab from Sprintin. Sprintin lands a head shot. Sprintin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sprintin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cheese to score with a decent uppercut. Cheese slips a straight right by Sprintin. Sprintin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Cheese throws a hook but Sprintin blocks it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Nice uppercut lands for Sprintin. That snapped Cheese's head back.
Cheese fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Sprintin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Cheese moves out of range of the strikes.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Good exchange - Sprintin coming out on top. A nice inside leg kick there by Sprintin. That's going to slow Cheese down. Sprintin throws a lazy right hand but Cheese sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Cheese avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Sprintin misses with an uppercut
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut. Sprintin lands a nice hook to Cheese's body. Cheese takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Sprintin misses with a right hand enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab. Cheese moves into range and connects with a jab. Sprintin misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab. Cheese throws a shot to the body.
A big right from Sprintin misses.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Cheese lands with a shot to the body. This has been an exciting period of action! Sprintin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cheese was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Cheese cracks Sprintin with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Sprintin throws an overhand right that lands on Cheese's shoulder, as Cheese tries to avoid the shot. Sprintin throws a leg kick that is checked and Cheese counters with a straight right hand. Cheese is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. A solid body kick from Cheese. Nice shot lands for Sprintin. Cheese looks for the body kick but Sprintin saw that one coming. Sprintin misses with a lunging right hand
letting Cheese counter with a right hand. Cheese buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sprintin avoids a kick to the body.
Sprintin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cheese sees it coming and avoids it easily.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Nice jab there from Sprintin. Sprintin misses the body punch and Cheese makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Sprintin really felt that one! Sprintin is looking to chop away at Cheese's legs. Cheese throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Cheese takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Sprintin stuns Cheese with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Cheese moves out of range of the strikes. Nice shot lands for Sprintin. Sprintin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand. Cheese goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. A jab from Sprintin misses. Sprintin needs to keep his hands up - Cheese had a free shot at his head there.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Cheese misses with a shot to the body and Sprintin counters with a lovely straight right hand! Sprintin misses the jab. Sprintin misses with an uppercut. A jab from Sprintin misses. Sprintin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cheese. Sprintin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cheese. The crowd cheers as Cheese lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sprintin doesn't seem phased though. Sprintin loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch. Cheese quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect. Sprintin takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. A leg kick checked by Cheese. Cheese staying out of range there. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Parmesan Cheese will probably get the nod. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Sprintin misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheese counters with a nice kick to the body. Cheese slips under a jab from Sprintin. Sprintin moves away from the strike by Cheese. Sprintin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sprintin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Cheese slips under a jab. Cheese scores with a nice body kick.
Cheese throws a looping overhand right but Sprintin ducks down to avoid it. Cheese swings and misses with a shot to the body and Sprintin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Cheese has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sprintin. Sprintin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sprintin. Sprintin is looking to score with low kicks.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Cheese moves out of range of the body kick. Sprintin pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Sprintin ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Sprintin misses with a straight right. Sprintin throws a sloppy body shot
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Cheese moves out of range as Sprintin strikes. It looked like Cheese wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. A punch lands to the side of Sprintin 's head but he takes it in his stride. Sprintin misses with a lunging right hand
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Sprintin misses with a straight left. Sprintin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cheese counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Sprintin thinking. Sprintin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Cheese lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A low kick from Sprintin misses and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Cheese misses with a shot to the body and Sprintin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Sprintin lands a jab to the head.
Sprintin throws a hook but Cheese avoids it easily. Sprintin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cheese throws out the jab. Sprintin appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. Sprintin throws a jab when Cheese was well out of range. Sprintin throws a leg kick but Cheese sees it coming and moves out of range. Sprintin throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab. Cheese connects with an inside leg kick. Nice shot by Sprintin.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Cheese misses with a body kick. Cheese scores with a jab to the jaw. Cheese lands with an overhand left. Sprintin connects with an inside leg kick. Cheese connects with a single shot there. Sprintin slips under a jab. Sprintin appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body. Sprintin misses the body punch and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Sprintin throws a looping overhand right but Cheese ducks down to avoid it. A looping hook to the body misses from Cheese. Sprintin does a little dance to reset his feet. Sprintin avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Cheese scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Cheese drops his hands momentarily and Sprintin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Cheese moves away from the strike by Sprintin. A slow jab from Sprintin misses its intended target. Cheese half committed to a counter leg kick. Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Cheese seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Cheese's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sprintin connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cheese scrambles back to his feet. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Cheese scores with a nice right hand.
Cheese throws a body punch but Sprintin moves out of range. Cheese throws a right and a left that both miss. Sprintin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Cheese throwing a counter right hand but Sprintin manages to avoid it. Parmesan Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cheese.
And that's the end of the fight! Parmesan Cheese showed his dominance in that final round. Well Cheese has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 50:45 Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 49:46 Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parmesan Cheese! Parmesan Cheese retains his bantamweight title! A very excited looking Parmesan Cheese made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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