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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Parmesan Cheese (ranked 714 p4p, 712 weight class) and Minerva Wulf (ranked 64 p4p, 62 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Wulf's choice of entrance music: Sanctus Dominus. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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135
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28 - 20 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Minerva Wulf!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese scores with a decent looking hook.
Wulf tries to clinch up.
Wulf has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Wulf gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wulf has a takedown stuffed.
Wulf moves away from the strike by Cheese.
Cheese misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cheese with a jab.
Cheese moves away from the strike by Wulf.
Wulf lands with a good body shot.
Wulf thuds a left hand into Cheese's body.
Cheese throws a hook but Wulf avoids it easily.
Cheese lands with a straight right. Wulf didn't see that one coming.
Wulf ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cheese.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wulf.
Cheese throws a leg kick which misses Wulf's front leg but catches the back leg as Wulf tries to avoid it.
Cheese is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wulf tries to clinch but Cheese moves out of range.
Wulf throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wulf looks to land a left hand but Cheese moved out of range nicely.
Cheese is looking to counter with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wulf tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cheese defends well and Wulf ends up having to push Cheese into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Cheese keeps the fight on the outside.
Cheese is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Cheese scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wulf scores with the left hand. Cheese knows he should have avoided that one.
Cheese misses with a two punch combination.
A nice side step and Wulf releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wulf throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wulf throws the left hand but Cheese avoids the punch easily.
Wulf pushes Cheese up against the cage in a clinch.
Wulf misses with a body punch.
Cheese throws a head punch that misses.
Wulf pushes Cheese back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wulf fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Wulf up against the cage.
Wulf is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Cheese is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wulf is keeping busy.
Cheese tries to throw a body punch but Wulf avoids it by throwing Cheese back against the cage.
Cheese digs a right hand into Wulf's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wulf's gas tank.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wulf is looking to take this one to the mat.
Parmesan Cheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Minerva Wulf.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Cheese stalling against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wulf misses with a punch on the inside.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wulf missing with knees to the body.
Wulf swings wildly with an uppercut but Cheese uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cheese lands an uppercut.
Wulf throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cheese lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cheese has a couple of punches blocked by Wulf.
Wulf scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wulf is trying to maintain a safe position but Cheese gets an underhook and turns Wulf into the cage.
Cheese pushes Wulf back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cheese lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cheese lands a right hand.
Cheese lands a shoulder strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Wulf misses with some punches.
Wulf lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wulf.
Cheese escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cheese walks into a jab.
Wulf misses with a takedown attempt
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cheese.
Wulf shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheese scores with a sloppy right hand. Wulf should have avoided that one.
Wulf looks to throw the jab but Cheese is out of range.
Nice defenses there by Cheese.
Cheese connects with a jab.
Wulf with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cheese to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheese fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wulf goes for a double leg but Cheese avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cheese continues to drive forward.
Wulf throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cheese was covering up waiting for the punch and Wulf finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Wulf trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cheese pulls Wulf in to control the position.
Wulf trying to control the position from guard on top but Cheese is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cheese trying to control the position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wulf stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cheese swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Cheese looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wulf tries to land a leg kick but Cheese saw it coming and moves away.
Cheese blocks a jab.
Wulf darts in looking for a takedown but Cheese gets double underhooks and turns Wulf into the cage.
Cheese throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Cheese lands with a cross.
Wulf takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wulf bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Cheese regains half guard.
Wulf throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fighters are battling for position here. Cheese manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wulf slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Cheese can't do much from the bottom here.
Cheese tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Wulf wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese stops Wulf from passing to mount.
Wulf is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wulf throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Wulf wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cheese keeps working.
Wulf throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Wulf trying to control the action but Cheese is working from the bottom.
Cheese is looking to reverse the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Wulf trying to control the action but Cheese is working from the bottom.
Cheese managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Wulf.
Wulf is staying tight to Cheese's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Cheese manages to work his way to half guard, despite Wulf's best efforts.
Cheese is refusing to be controlled, as Wulf sits in half guard.
Wulf stalling away here and it's allowed Cheese to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese keeping full guard, as Wulf tries to pass.
Wulf is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Wulf throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Cheese defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Wulf.
Wulf is trying hard to land a takedown here. Cheese sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Parmesan Cheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Minerva Wulf.
Wulf looks to land a left hand but Cheese moved out of range nicely.
Cheese lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wulf wants to clinch up but Cheese keeps it at a distance.
Cheese defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Wulf.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wulf dodges the punch combination from Cheese.
Parmesan Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
Wulf with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cheese to score with a decent uppercut.
Wulf misses with a body shot
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Cheese cracks Wulf with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wulf shoots in and drives through. Cheese sprawls well.
Cheese scores with a hook to the body. Wulf takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Wulf!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheese fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wulf manages to avoid it.
Cheese keeps the fight on the outside.
Wulf takes one to the side of the head.
Cheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wulf can do to turn this around?
Cheese throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cheese throws the kick towards the body but Wulf avoids it.
A little jabbing left from Wulf on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cheese works over Wulf's head and body with a nice combination.
Cheese throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Wulf with a lazy takedown attempt
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Cheese fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wulf.
Cheese lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wulf throws a series of punches but Cheese moves out of range.
Wulf moves out of range as Cheese throws a body kick.
Nice shot by Cheese.
Wulf tries to score a power double leg takedown but Cheese sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Wulf somewhat.
Cheese dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cheese wants to land a leg kick but Wulf is out of range.
Cheese jabs at Wulf's body.
Minerva Wulf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wulf missing with a left hand there. Cheese was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cheese uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wulf.
Cheese throwing a counter right hand but Wulf manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese lands a really nice looking cross but Wulf seems unphased.
Wulf tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cheese paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wulf tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cheese manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wulf on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wulf doesn't manage to clinch there - Cheese circles away.
Cheese lands a nice shot that snaps Wulf's head back.
Wulf misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wulf darts in trying to clinch
and Cheese counters with a nice leg kick.
Cheese moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wulf walks into a jab.
Cheese misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wulf.
Wulf tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cheese paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Minerva Wulf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wulf connects with a crisp jab.
Wulf misses with a double jab
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheese leaves Wulf with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Parmesan Cheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Minerva Wulf.
Cheese turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Wulf misses with a series of wild punches.
Cheese looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Parmesan Cheese is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Wulf misses.
That kick from Cheese tenderised Wulf's leg. Wulf is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cheese connects with a leg kick.
Wulf throws a right and a left that Cheese avoids nicely.
Cheese throws a front kick that sends Wulf stumbling back into the cage.
Wulf has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wulf will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Wulf takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wulf gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cheese lands with a nice body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wulf changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cheese tries to avoid it but Wulf manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cheese to the ground. Cheese escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Wulf misses with the combination.
Cheese moves out of range as Wulf strikes.
Cheese scores with a punch to the head.
Cheese listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A big right from Wulf misses.
Wulf has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Wulf shoots for a takedown but Cheese saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Cheese throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Cheese lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wulf throws an overhand right that lands on Cheese's shoulder, as Cheese tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like Cheese wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Decent striking displayed by Cheese there.
Cheese delivers a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Cheese finds it's way through Wulf's defenses.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wulf.
Wulf is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cheese thinks about countering with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wulf takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wulf shoots in for a takedown but Cheese shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cheese.
Cheese tests Wulf's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wulf shoots for a takedown but Cheese saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Cheese swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cheese connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cheese connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cheese lands with a cross.
Cheese takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wulf might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cheese punishes Wulf's body with a nice straight punch.
Cheese throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Wulf takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Parmesan Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A cross from Cheese lands.
And that's the end of the fight!
Parmesan Cheese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cheese, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parmesan Cheese!
Our winner, Parmesan Cheese, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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