PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Christ (ranked 2444 p4p, 3317 weight class) and Jihadi John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John has chosen Ali-A as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Christ
vs
John

192 cm
26
234
9 - 5 - 0

195 cm
43
276
16 - 23 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Jihadi John !
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
John is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Christ getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
John rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jihadi John seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christ lands a jab to John 's midsection.
John looks winded!
A jab from Christ misses.
Christ scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Christ shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. John takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Christ sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! John bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jon Christ!
Jon Christ decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated Jihadi John had this to say: ' Al Akhbar '.