PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kree P Krawlee (ranked 1723 p4p, 1933 weight class) and Jock Strap (ranked 238 p4p, 260 weight class). Krawlee's entrance music is Sail. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Krawlee
vs
Strap

181 cm
34
160
20 - 17 - 0

176 cm
37
158
19 - 12 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Urban Fighter

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kree P Krawlee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Jock Strap!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Ben Watson and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krawlee misses with a hook. Strap ducked under it nicely.

Krawlee decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Krawlee frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

Krawlee is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Strap has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Strap is desperately trying to improve his position but Krawlee has a good base and remains in mount.
Krawlee is looking to work his way around to Strap's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Strap can't escape the position.
Strap tries to hold on but Krawlee postures up.
Krawlee prevents Strap from getting the reversal.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Krawlee swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Strap is now in Krawlee's guard. A big mistake from Krawlee there, giving up the dominant position!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Krawlee lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krawlee passes into half guard.
Krawlee tries to pass to full mount but Strap defends it.
Strap is trying to maintain the position but Krawlee is very close to passing his half guard.
Krawlee trying to mount his opponent but Strap defends it.
Strap looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Strap wants to get back to full guard.
Krawlee works his way into full mount!

Krawlee stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strap takes a jab right on the kisser.
Strap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Krawlee shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Strap but Strap pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Strap thinks about the counter body kick.
Krawlee shoots in and drives through. Strap sprawls well.
Krawlee doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Strap connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kree P Krawlee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Strap defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Krawlee.
Krawlee shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Strap as he jumps to the side.
Strap throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Krawlee slips a jab from Strap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Krawlee rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Strap connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Strap misses with a leg kick.
Krawlee looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Krawlee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Strap moves forwards but Krawlee connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kree P Krawlee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Strap lands a nice leg kick that just misses Krawlee's sensitive parts.
Jab by Krawlee.
Strap shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Krawlee lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Krawlee closes the distance and clinches up with Strap, looking for a takedown. Krawlee pushes Strap against the cage but Strap circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Strap with the counter takedown but Krawlee avoids it easily.
Strap on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Krawlee shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Strap sprawls well. Strap wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Krawlee gets slowly back to his feet.
Strap is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Krawlee closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Strap's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Strap has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Krawlee can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Strap not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Krawlee wants to pass the guard but Strap is keeping the position.
Krawlee won't allow Strap to sweep him here.
Strap is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Strap throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Krawlee to regain full guard.
Strap trying to control the position from guard on top but Krawlee is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Strap is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Krawlee not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kree P Krawlee dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Krawlee displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Strap throws out the jab.
Krawlee shoots in looking for a takedown but Strap manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Krawlee's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Krawlee fails with a takedown attempt.
Strap walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Strap stuffs the takedown attempt from Krawlee. Krawlee gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kree P Krawlee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Strap throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nice sprawl there from Strap as Krawlee shoots in.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krawlee looks to land a combination but Strap avoids it well.
Strap counters with a body kick.
A nice leg kick from Strap, right into the meat of the thigh.
Krawlee lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Krawlee shoots in and bounces Strap off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Krawlee is pushing down on Strap's leg trying to pass to half guard. Strap is fighting to maintain full guard but Krawlee has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strap regains full guard. Nicely done.
Krawlee stopping the sweep attempt from Strap.
Krawlee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Strap can do to turn this around?
Strap keeping full guard, as Krawlee tries to pass.
Strap can't keep his opponent in guard - Krawlee advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Krawlee is looking to advance position but Strap won't allow it.
Krawlee is working hard here to advance position.

Krawlee wants to work for an arm triangle but Strap is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Strap is pressing down on Krawlee's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Strap has his foot on Krawlee's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Krawlee works his way back into a safe position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krawlee advances to half guard.
Strap moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Krawlee wants to pass the guard but Strap is keeping the position.

Krawlee gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Krawlee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Strap as he avoids it easily.
Strap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Krawlee.
Strap throws the left hand but Krawlee avoids the punch easily.
Strap misses the jab.
Strap displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Krawlee.
Strap tries a quick counter leg kick but Krawlee is wise to it.
Horrible takedown attempt by Krawlee or perhaps it was just good defense by Strap, which made it look bad.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Strap lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Krawlee at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Krawlee avoids the head kick by Strap.
Krawlee with a poor takedown
and Strap counters with a stiff right hand.
Krawlee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Strap avoids a punch combination nicely.
Krawlee misses the jab.
Strap scores with a head kick.
Krawlee falls off balance throwing a combination
and Strap counters with an outside leg kick.
Strap misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Strap throws a body punch but Krawlee moves out of range.
Krawlee appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Krawlee shoots in for a takedown but Strap shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Krawlee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Strap as he avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Krawlee slips under a jab from Strap.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Strap lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Krawlee has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Krawlee and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Strap throws a leg kick but Krawlee sees it coming and moves out of range.
Krawlee looks to land a left hand but Strap moved out of range nicely.
Strap lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Krawlee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Strap is fending him off so far but Krawlee persists. Nope, Strap circles away and we're back to standing.
Strap swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krawlee darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Krawlee swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Strap counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Krawlee regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Strap.
Strap stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Krawlee swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Strap pushes down on Krawlee's leg and manages to get into half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jock Strap showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Krawlee shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Strap sprawls well. Strap wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Krawlee gets slowly back to his feet.
Strap throws a fast counter high kick but Krawlee manages to duck under it in time.
Strap misses with a head kick.
A low kick lands for Strap.
The fighters circle momentarily. Krawlee darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Strap missing with a left hand there. Krawlee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Krawlee missing with a left hand there. Strap was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Strap connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Krawlee's hands.
Krawlee misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krawlee closes this distance looking for a takedown but Strap circles away.
Strap pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Krawlee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Krawlee tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Strap defends well and Krawlee ends up having to push Strap into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kree P Krawlee. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Strap.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Strap struggles to land a body shot inside as Krawlee controls his hands.
Strap digs a right hand into Krawlee's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Krawlee's gas tank.
Krawlee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Krawlee lands a left hand that snaps the head of Strap backwards.
Strap lands a shoulder strike.
Strap swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Strap is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Krawlee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Strap blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Krawlee tries to work over Strap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Krawlee tries a body shot but Strap blocks it.
A right hook to the body lands for Strap.
Krawlee lands a shot to the body.

Strap jumps guard.
Strap wants to sweep here but Krawlee controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krawlee passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Strap is trying to improve his position.

Krawlee decides to stand back up.
Strap needs to keep his hands up - Krawlee had a free shot at his head there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Krawlee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Strap.

Krawlee looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Strap!
Strap wants to control but Krawlee postures up.
Strap tries to buck Krawlee off but Krawlee is having none of it.
Strap wants to control but Krawlee postures up.

Krawlee is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Strap is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Strap stuck in half guard on the bottom here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strap is looking to reverse the position.

Krawlee working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Strap manages to work his way to half guard, despite Krawlee's best efforts.
Strap slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Krawlee is pushing down on Strap's leg trying to pass to half guard. Strap is fighting to maintain full guard but Krawlee has managed to sneak the leg through.

Krawlee is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Strap makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Strap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Strap keeping full guard, as Krawlee tries to pass.
Strap working a defensive guard here.
Krawlee wanted to stand there but Strap had control of the position.
Strap trying to keep a closed guard but Krawlee is proving a slippery customer.
Krawlee trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Krawlee passes Strap's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Strap won't allow Krawlee to pass to mount.
Strap is looking for a sweep. Krawlee is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Krawlee moves nicely into side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kree P Krawlee showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Krawlee has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kree P Krawlee!
Kree P Krawlee very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.