PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cleon Wright (ranked 1493 p4p, 1422 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 167 p4p, 157 weight class). Wright comes to the cage accompanied by Come out to play . Long Schlong is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Wright
vs
Schlong

170 cm
29
143
14 - 8 - 0

178 cm
35
148
17 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Cleon Wright !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wright keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wright on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Schlong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch but Wright swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wright lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wright throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Wright throws a left and a right that both miss

and Schlong decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Wright 's guard.
Schlong throws an elbow that misses. Wright uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Schlong's guard. Nice move by Wright !

Wright stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong controlling the position.
Wright is looking to stand up but Schlong won't let him.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong has his hands on Wright 's head, controlling the position.
Schlong looking to control.
Schlong trying to control the position here.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Our spies down at at Doom's Gym inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Wright is looking to stand up but Schlong won't let him.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Wright definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Schlong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Wright escapes and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Schlong is trying to work for a sweep but Wright has mounted him!
Schlong wants to control but Wright is having none of it.

Wright stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Schlong fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wright moves out of range of the strikes.
Schlong throws a right hand that misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wright swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Wright throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
A left lands for Schlong.
Good standup being displayed there by Schlong as he connects with a hook.
Schlong shoots in but no luck this time.
Schlong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Wright in his tracks.
Schlong misses with a jab to the body
letting Wright counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wright walks into a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong takes a swing at Wright 's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Wright wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong misses with a looping left.
Wright takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wright walks into a straight right hand from Schlong.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright throws out the jab.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong moves forwards but Wright connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Schlong scores with a hook.
Schlong scores with a hook.
Schlong avoids the head kick by Wright .
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Long Schlong dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Schlong closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Schlong stalling.
Wright is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Wright is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Wright is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Schlong moves nicely into side control.
Schlong wants to control but Wright is keeping him busy.
Schlong tries to move to full mount but Wright actually manages to regain half guard.
Schlong trying to mount his opponent but Wright defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Wright is staying active underneath Schlong, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Schlong stalling.
Let's hope that Schlong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Schlong passes to full mount!
Schlong wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Schlong tries to control but Wright wriggling away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Schlong is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Wright is surviving well by controlling Schlong's body position as best he can.
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Wright is looking to escape.
Wright tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
Wright is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Schlong sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Wright sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wright trying to hold on to Schlong's head to control him but Schlong postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wright counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wright has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Schlong finds it's way round the side to connect with Wright 's head.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wright paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schlong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wright back to the cage. Schlong follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schlong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Wright with a body shot.
Schlong closes the distance and clinches up with Wright , looking for a takedown. Schlong pushes Wright against the cage but Wright circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Wright misses with a wild body shot.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wright .
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Schlong shoots in but Wright avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wright thinks about countering with a head kick.
A left and a right from Schlong both land. Nice combination.
Wright looks to throw the jab but Schlong is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Schlong on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A jab from Wright misses.
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong scores with a jab to the head.
A big left from Schlong misses.
Wright appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Schlong connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Schlong darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wright is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schlong scores with a nice strike.
Long Schlong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Schlong lands with a nice body punch.
Schlong connects with a solid leg kick.

Schlong rushes Wright and presses him up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wright prevents the takedown attempt.
Cleon Wright has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Schlong working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schlong scores with a shoulder strike.
Schlong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wright blocks a body shot from Schlong.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schlong.
Schlong working aggressively here.
Wright has had enough of the clinch but Schlong keeps him there for the moment.
Schlong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schlong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schlong lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wright is trying to break free.
Schlong stalling.
Still in the clinch, Wright scores with a nice short uppercut.
Schlong trying to control the position but instead, Wright has worked for underhooks and has pushed Schlong into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong misses with a body punch.
Schlong lands with a right to the head.
Schlong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schlong lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wright backwards.
Wright lands a shot to the body.
Wright is trying to push Schlong away but Schlong has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cleon Wright has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wright gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Schlong.
Schlong dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Schlong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schlong has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
After winning the bout, Long Schlong thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Cleon Wright was interviewed post fight and said 'Hats off to mikie best manager in the game this can crusher is a bum im retiring cause ive got no chin in abit '.