PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alborz Mumu (ranked 201 p4p, 170 weight class) and Massive Wanker (ranked 33 p4p, 24 weight class). Wanker has chosen Running Free as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Mumu
vs
Wanker

210 cm
32
260
23 - 9 - 1

225 cm
30
282
26 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction

Perkele!
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alborz Mumu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wanker is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Wanker doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mumu swinging wildly here.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mumu avoids the body shot from Wanker.
An attempted straight right counter from Mumu misses the target.
Mumu jabs Wanker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Wanker has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Mumu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Mumu was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

Mumu cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mumu has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!

It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
Mumu has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker dives in for a single leg takedown but Mumu sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A little feinted left hand from Mumu on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mumu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wanker throws a nice head kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Wanker.
Wanker swings away with a body shot that misses
and Wanker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A head kick by Wanker misses
and Mumu counters with a big left hand that crumples Wanker! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alborz Mumu!
An out of breath Alborz Mumu thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.