PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Heismann Haa (ranked 1288 p4p, 1051 weight class) and Peter Narz (ranked 72 p4p, 59 weight class). Haa comes to the cage accompanied by Her kommer Heismann Hå. Heismann Haa has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Haa
vs
Narz

170 cm
26
140
5 - 2 - 0

162 cm
38
142
32 - 28 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conquer
Conviction

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heismann Haa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Peter Narz!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Narz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Narz misses with a head kick.
We've been told by Haa's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Narz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Haa.
Narz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Narz has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Narz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Haa.
Haa chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Narz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Haa. That did some damage!
Haa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Narz.
Narz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Haa moves away.
Narz misses with a head kick.
Haa looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Narz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Haa.
Narz moves out of range as Haa strikes.
Narz misses with an uppercut. Haa saw that one coming.
Haa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Haa throws a right hand that Narz ducks under and follows up with a left that Narz also avoids with ease.
Heismann Haa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Haa throws a low kick but Narz moves out of range easily.
Narz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Haa avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Haa misses with a hook.
Haa lands a front kick.
Narz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Narz misses with a looping right.
Narz tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa misses with a leg kick.
Haa lands a nice looking body kick.
Haa connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sloppy strikes from Narz. Those never looked like landing.
Haa tried to counter with a leg kick but Narz avoided it.
A clash of legs there as Haa blocks the low kick.
And Haa counters with a quick kick to the body but Narz blocks it.
Haa is looking to land body kicks.
Haa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Narz throws a counter combo.
Haa jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A big right from Haa misses.
Haa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fighters circle momentarily. Haa darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Haa.
Narz checks a low kick from Haa.
Narz misses with a body shot.
Haa ducks under a wild hook from Narz.
A big left from Narz misses.
Narz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Haa wants to slow Narz down by chopping away at his legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haa connects with a nice looking jab.
Narz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Haa lands a nice looking body shot.
Narz throws a low kick but Haa avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haa misses with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Haa.
Haa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Narz.
Narz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Haa takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Haa avoids the head kick by Narz.
Narz throws a low kick, looking for Haa's leg but Haa calmly moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Narz blocks the leg kick.
Narz was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Haa throws a leg kick but Narz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Haa tries to land a leg kick but Narz saw it coming and moves away.
Narz takes a jab right on the kisser.
Haa walks into a left hand.
Narz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Haa.
Narz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Haa misses with a jab, cross combination.
Narz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Haa wants to slow Narz down by chopping away at his legs.
Narz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice shot by Haa.
Narz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Haa is looking to score with low kicks.
Narz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Haa half committed to a counter leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Haa. Narz shrugs it off though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Narz takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Narz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Haa blocks a jab.
Haa ducks under a wild hook from Narz.
A head kick misses from Narz.
Nice cross by Haa.
Narz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Haa can pounce on him.
Haa swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Narz.
Haa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Narz. That did some damage!
Narz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Haa checks the leg kick nicely there.
Narz takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Narz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Haa manages to avoid it.
Narz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Haa. That one must have hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haa lands a nice looking body shot.
Narz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Haa's sensitive parts.
A head kick from Haa lands but Narz takes it in his stride.
Haa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Narz slips a jab from Haa.
Narz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Haa. Haa obviously looking to wear him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haa on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Haa is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Haa misses with a looping left.
Haa is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Narz tries to move into range but Haa moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
An inside leg kick from Haa misses.
Haa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A head kick misses from Haa.
Haa lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Narz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Haa.
Narz takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Haa scores with a spinning back kick!
Narz throws a jab when Haa was well out of range.
Haa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Narz thumps Haa with a low kick.
Haa looks to throw the jab but Narz is out of range.
Narz throws a leg kick but Haa checks it.
Haa staying out of range there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Haa jabs Narz right on the nose. Narz blinks but takes it well.
Haa is looking to land body kicks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Haa.
Haa scores with a crisp jab that stopped Narz in his tracks.
Narz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Haa quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Heismann Haa dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Narz tries to work over Haa's front leg with a kick but Haa checks it.
Narz has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Haa.
Haa throws out a powerful jab.
Haa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Haa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Narz can do to turn this around?
Narz scores with a decent looking hook.
Haa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Narz.
Haa slips under a jab.
Narz missing with a left hand there. Haa was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Narz with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Haa to score with a decent uppercut.
Narz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Haa.
Haa is looking to chop away at Narz's legs.
Haa misses with a straight right.
Narz throws a looping overhand right but Haa ducks down to avoid it.
Narz throws a low kick but it's checked well by Haa.
Narz takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Narz might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Haa has got the better of the exchanges.
Haa fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Narz is out of range.
Narz digs a good hook to Haa's body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Haa.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Haa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Narz.
Haa delivers a nice body kick.
Haa feints and then cracks Narz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Narz down.
Haa turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Narz tries to land a leg kick but Haa saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Haa lands a lovely overhand right.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A slapping body kick lands there for Haa.
Narz throws a sloppy head kick and Haa moves out of range easily.
Narz takes one to the chin there.
Haa throws a nice outside leg kick.
Narz misses with a hook. Haa ducked under it nicely.
Haa looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Haa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Haa lands with an uppercut that bounces Narz off the cage and back into range.
Haa is looking to slow Narz down with leg kicks.
Haa lands a jab.
Haa connects with a good right hand that stumbles Narz. Narz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Haa on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Narz. Narz obviously looking to wear him down.
Good leg kick by Narz.
Haa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Narz takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Haa avoids the head kick by Narz.
Haa punishes Narz's body with a nice straight punch.
Narz misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haa throws a low kick but Narz avoids it.
The crowd cheers as Narz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Haa doesn't seem phased though.
Both fighters circling a little - Haa finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Narz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Haa has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Haa and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Narz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Haa scores with a shot to the body.
Narz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Haa has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Haa chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Haa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Narz. That did some damage!
Haa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Narz.
Haa is looking to land body kicks.
Haa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Narz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Haa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Narz.
Haa moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Narz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Narz throws a sloppy head kick and Haa moves out of range easily.
Narz just misses with a punch to the body.
Haa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Narz with a jab.
Narz ducks under a wild hook from Haa.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Haa.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Narz walks forward, straight into a front kick from Haa.
Haa throws a right and a left that both miss.
Narz throws a right hand that Haa ducks under and follows up with a left that Haa also avoids with ease.
Haa connects with a looping right hand.
Narz stalks Haa and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Haa's face. Haa staggers backwards, shaken.
Haa lands with a cross.
Haa stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Narz.
Narz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Haa.
Haa throws a nice outside leg kick.
Narz lands with a kick to the ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Narz misses with a hook. Haa ducked under it nicely.
Haa feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Haa bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Narz's head.
Narz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Haa.
An inside leg kick from Haa misses.
Narz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Haa connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Narz's hands.
Haa scores with a jab to the body.
Narz misses with a low kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Haa. That's going to slow Narz down.
Narz has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Narz moves out of range as Haa throws a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Narz checks a leg kick.
Haa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Narz.
Haa feints and then cracks Narz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Narz down.
Narz darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Narz is looking to clinch.
Narz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Narz moves out of range of the strikes.
Narz raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Narz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Haa walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Narz checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Haa blocks a head kick by Narz.
Narz stuns Haa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Haa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Haa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Narz misses with a body kick.
Narz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Haa avoids a punch combination nicely.
Haa thows a left - swing and a miss!
Narz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Haa swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Heismann Haa dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Haa lands a nice leg kick that just misses Narz's sensitive parts.
Narz throws a right hand that Haa ducks under and follows up with a left that Haa also avoids with ease.
Narz scores with a head kick. Haa tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A leg kick checked by Haa.
Nice body kick there by Haa.
Haa connects with a looping right hand.
Haa moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A big right from Narz misses.
Haa keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jab from Narz.
Haa lands with a thumping leg kick.

Narz clinches up against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Haa.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Haa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Narz throws a punch but it's blocked by Haa.
Narz misses with a punch to the body.
Haa will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Narz up against the cage.
Haa lands a hook that snaps the head of Narz backwards.
Narz misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Haa blocks an uppercut.
Haa can't find room to land a body shot as Narz controls the action.
Narz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Haa is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Haa lands an uppercut.
Haa is leaning against Narz and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Narz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Haa lands a body punch in the clinch.
Narz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Haa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Narz prevents a body shot from Haa.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Narz.
Haa blocks an uppercut.
Haa presses Narz against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Haa struggles to land a body shot inside as Narz controls his hands.

Haa breaks the clinch.
Narz scores with a spinning back kick!
Haa scoring well with a low kick there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haa throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Narz's head.
Haa misses the shot to the body.
A little jabbing left from Narz on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Narz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Haa lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Narz is looking to chop away at Haa's legs.
Haa looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Haa moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Narz checks a leg kick.
Narz throws a half hearted mid kick.
Haa moves out of range as Narz throws a body kick.
Haa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Haa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Narz. That did some damage!
Haa looks to land a body kick but Narz moved away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Haa.
Narz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Haa is out of range.
Haa comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Haa takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Haa moves out of range of the leg kick from Narz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haa lands a jab to the head.
A jab from Haa does it's job there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Haa.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Haa.
Narz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Narz has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Haa finds it's way round the side to connect with Narz's head.
Narz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A low kick lands for Haa.
Narz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Haa cracks Narz with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A low kick lands for Haa.
Narz throws a head kick but Haa moves out of range.
Narz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Narz drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Haa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Narz moves out of range as Haa strikes.
Haa lands a head kick. Narz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Narz missing with a left hand there. Haa was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Narz misses with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haa swings for the body but Narz moves out of range.
Narz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Haa. That one must have hurt.
Narz avoids a kick to the body.
Heismann Haa is winning the standup battle so far.
Narz tries to move into range but Haa moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Haa moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Narz moves out of range of the body kick from Haa.
Haa pushes Narz away with a front kick.
Narz misses with an uppercut. Haa saw that one coming.
Narz cracks Haa with a right hand to the side of the head.
Haa scores with a nice body kick.
Haa feints and then cracks Narz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Narz down.
Haa ducks under a wild hook from Narz.
Haa throws a low kick but Narz moves out of range easily.
Narz moves out of range as Haa throws a body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haa ducks under a wild hook from Narz.
Haa looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Haa's jab looks to have found its range, popping Narz under the eye.
Haa blocks a low kick nicely.
Narz thuds a left hand into Haa's body.
Peter Narz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Heismann Haa is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Narz throws a hook but Haa avoids it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heismann Haa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Haa has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heismann Haa!
A victorious Heismann Haa thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.