PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vasil Dankovich (ranked 2893 p4p, 3751 weight class) and Retarded Moron (ranked 394 p4p, 468 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dankovich
vs
Moron

194 cm
19
260
4 - 0 - 0

203 cm
19
274
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vasil Dankovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retarded Moron!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moron lands with a hook. Dankovich tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A shot in the inside from Dankovich.
Moron lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Moron.
Dankovich definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Moron prevents a body shot from Dankovich.
Dankovich misses with a punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Moron.
Moron blocking some punches.
Dankovich struggles to land a body shot inside as Moron controls his hands.
A short right from Moron.
Dankovich throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Morons head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dankovich.
Moron keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dankovich's efforts to push away.
Dankovich lands with a left to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dankovich tries to break the clinch but Moron is controlling the position.
Dankovich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dankovich misses with a body punch.
Moron lands a body shot.
Dankovich blocks an uppercut.
Moron blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dankovich.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moron lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dankovich takes a shot to the head.
Moron blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Moron scores with a nice hook to the head.
Moron throws a punch but it's blocked by Dankovich.
Moron lands a body shot.
Dankovich is breathing heavily.
A short right from Moron.

It looks like Vasil Dankovich has been cut.
Moron lands a nice uppercut.
Moron lands a shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Moron.
Moron throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dankovichs head.
Moron is leaning against Dankovich and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Moron.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Moron lands a body punch in the clinch.
Moron lands a body punch in the clinch.
Moron lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dankovich backwards.
Moron lands a hook to the side of the head.

Dankovich is rocked!
A short right from Moron on the inside.
Oh Dankovich is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Moron lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Dankovich to his knees! Moron keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Retarded Moron!