PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sabotage Rex (ranked 259 p4p, 143 weight class) and Barneys Wife Got Aids (ranked 34 p4p, 19 weight class). Rex comes to the cage accompanied by Avenged Perryfold - Bat Cuntry Gurls. Wife Got Aids is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: HEART ON ICE. This should be fireworks!

Rex
vs
Wife Got Aids

189 cm
25
195
13 - 4 - 0

187 cm
26
190
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR
Voodoo Nutrition

Conviction
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sabotage Rex!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Barneys Wife Got Aids!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Bruno Lombardi and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rex scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

It looks like Barneys Wife Got Aids has been cut.
Wife Got Aids throws a shot from downtown. Rex moves away and avoids it.
Rex misses with a body shot.
Rex backing away here, and Wife Got Aids unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rex misses with a right hand
and Wife Got Aids counters with a right hand to the body.
Rex has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Wife Got Aids keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rex misses with a body punch
and Wife Got Aids counters with a stiff right hand.
Wife Got Aids has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Wife Got Aids slips under a jab from Rex.
Wife Got Aids slips under a jab.
Wife Got Aids is trying to counter with his kicks.
Rex closes the distance but Wife Got Aids moves to the side
and Wife Got Aids counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Wife Got Aids instigates a clinch.
Wife Got Aids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rex misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wife Got Aids lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rex.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rex tries to work over Wife Got Aids's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wife Got Aids blocks an uppercut.
Wife Got Aids misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rex misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rex misses with a punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Rex.
Wife Got Aids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wife Got Aids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Rex fails to land.
Rex throws a punch but it's blocked by Wife Got Aids.
Rex has a couple of punches blocked by Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids pushes Rex back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Rex tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wife Got Aids lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rex misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Wife Got Aids as the two fighters clinch.
Wife Got Aids lands a left hand.
Wife Got Aids misses with a punch to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Rex or not.
Rex misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Rex escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rex throws an off balance right hand
and Wife Got Aids counters with a stiff right hand.
Rex jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rex looks to throw the jab but Wife Got Aids is out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Wife Got Aids. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Wife Got Aids.
Rex looks for the body kick but Wife Got Aids saw that one coming.
As Rex backs off Wife Got Aids throws a huge counter combo but Rex manages to avoid it all.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rex scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wife Got Aids slips a jab from Rex.
Rex missing with a left hand there. Wife Got Aids was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wife Got Aids tries a quick counter leg kick but Rex is wise to it.
Rex throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Wife Got Aids's head.
Wife Got Aids blocks a jab.
Rex backing away here, and Wife Got Aids unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rex misses with a hook to the body
and Rex takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wife Got Aids uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rex.

Wife Got Aids moves into the clinch.
Wife Got Aids blocks a body shot from Rex.
Rex tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wife Got Aids's elbow.
Rex throws a punch but it's blocked by Wife Got Aids.
Rex misses with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids blocking some punches.
Rex tries a body shot but Wife Got Aids blocks it.
Wife Got Aids misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rex.
Rex swings wildly with an uppercut but Wife Got Aids uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rex misses with some punches.
Wife Got Aids's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rex struggles to land a body shot inside as Wife Got Aids controls his hands.
Rex makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rex blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wife Got Aids blocks the elbow strike.
Wife Got Aids working aggressively here.
A short left from Wife Got Aids.
Rex misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sabotage Rex will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Barneys Wife Got Aids's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Wife Got Aids ducks under a wild hook from Rex.
Rex throws a lazy uppercut
and Wife Got Aids counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rex throws a right hand that misses
and Wife Got Aids counters with a nice low kick that buckles Rex's knee momentarily.
Wife Got Aids throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rex connects with the punch.
Wife Got Aids moves out of range of the strikes.
A nice side step and Wife Got Aids releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wife Got Aids lands with a hook. Rex tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Rex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sabotage Rex has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Rex can't find room to land a body shot as Wife Got Aids controls the action.
Rex misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Rex fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wife Got Aids blocks a body shot from Rex.
Rex misses with a punch on the inside.
Rex tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wife Got Aids struggles to land a body shot inside as Rex controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Rex fails to land.
Rex misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wife Got Aids blocks an uppercut.
Rex tries a body shot but Wife Got Aids blocks it.
Rex is trying to break free.
Wife Got Aids blocks an uppercut.
Rex blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Rex fails to land.
Wife Got Aids lands a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Rex.
Rex misses with the head strike.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wife Got Aids prevents a body shot from Rex.
Rex misses with a body punch.
Rex misses with a body punch.
Rex misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rex lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rex misses with a punch on the inside.
Wife Got Aids misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wife Got Aids misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rex misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wife Got Aids working aggressively here.
Wife Got Aids lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rex lands a shot to the body.
Rex misses with the head strike.
Rex throws a punch but it's blocked by Wife Got Aids.
Rex misses with some punches.
Wife Got Aids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rex working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Rex fails to land.
Rex tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Rex breaks from the clinch.
Rex is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wife Got Aids can do to turn this around?
Wife Got Aids pushes Rex away with a front kick.
Rex misses with a kick to the body
and Wife Got Aids connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A big right from Rex misses.
Rex throws a poor cross that misses
and Wife Got Aids counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rex fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wife Got Aids manages to avoid it.
Rex misses with an uppercut
and Wife Got Aids connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice body punch from Wife Got Aids.
Wife Got Aids lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wife Got Aids drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Rex throws a body kick that misses.
Wife Got Aids was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Rex swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wife Got Aids lands a nice hook to Rex's body. Rex takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wife Got Aids connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rex. Rex circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wife Got Aids on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Rex throws a sloppy body shot

and Wife Got Aids holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Sabotage Rex will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Barneys Wife Got Aids's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Rex ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wife Got Aids moves away.
Rex throws a poor cross that misses
and Wife Got Aids connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wife Got Aids ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wife Got Aids lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wife Got Aids on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wife Got Aids throws a push kick but Rex slaps the foot to one side.
Wife Got Aids cracks Rex with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Barneys Wife Got Aids seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rex looks to throw the jab but Wife Got Aids is out of range.
Wife Got Aids takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wife Got Aids walks into a straight right hand from Rex.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wife Got Aids walks straight into a right hand from Rex - that's dropped him! Rex jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Wife Got Aids from any more punishment! Wife Got Aids complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Sabotage Rex!
Sabotage Rex is the new middleweight champion!
Sabotage Rex took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Barneys Wife Got Aids was interviewed post fight and said 'Black Fighters Matter.'.