PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Momofuku Ando (ranked 3096 p4p, 947 weight class) and Rou Joukani (ranked 423 p4p, 146 weight class). Ando's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Pot Noodle Song. Rou Joukani acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Ando
vs
Joukani

180 cm
21
179
2 - 2 - 0

179 cm
22
180
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Momofuku Ando!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rou Joukani!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ando tests Joukani's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ando shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ando throws a body shot but no joy.
Joukani throws a shot to the body.
Ando scores with a hook.
Ando swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ando displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Joukani throws out the jab.
Joukani swings widly with a right hand
and Ando makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Joukani walks into a stiff left hand from Ando.
Ando falls off balance throwing a combination
and Joukani counters with an outside leg kick.
Ando attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Joukani misses with a looping right.
Ando feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Joukani uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ando.
Joukani is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Joukani bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ando fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Joukani has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joukani misses with a body shot.
Ando throws a low kick but it's checked well by Joukani.
Ando throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Joukani sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Joukani looks for the body kick but Ando saw that one coming.
Ando moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ando lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ando.
Ando scores with the left hand. Joukani knows he should have avoided that one.
A bone on bone clash there as Ando blocks the leg kick.
Joukani motions for Ando to come forward. Joukani throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Joukani swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Joukani lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nice shot lands for Ando.
Ando looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ando lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ando shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ando throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Joukani sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Joukani follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
A bone on bone clash there as Ando blocks the leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Joukani. Beautiful body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Ando.
Good shot there by Ando.
Ando swings for the body but Joukani moves out of range.
Joukani is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Ando throws a hook but Joukani blocks it.
Joukani doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
The fighters circling - Ando throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Joukani tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Joukani throws a head kick that misses.
Ando walks into a straight right hand from Joukani.
Ando tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Joukani was well out of range. Poor timing from Ando.
Joukani throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ando connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A telegraphed right hand from Joukani misses the target.
A head kick by Joukani misses
and Ando counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice straight punches there by Ando. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ando.
Ando takes a swing at Joukani's ribcage but misses.
Joukani checks a leg kick.
Joukani throws a hook but Ando blocks it.
Ando is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Joukani fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ando looks to land a right hand but Joukani moved out of range.
Joukani is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Ando with a body shot.
Ando thows a leg kick but Joukani checks it
and Joukani counters with a body kick that stops Ando in his tracks momentarily.
Joukani delivers a nice body kick.
Joukani moves out of range of the strikes.
Joukani looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Ando does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ando takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ando misses with a jab to the body
and Joukani counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Joukani misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ando misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Joukani.
Joukani steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Joukani throws a head kick but Ando moves out of range.
Ando misses with a low kick.
Ando lands a high kick!
Ando throws a quick inside leg kick.
Joukani throws a leg kick which misses Ando's front leg but catches the back leg as Ando tries to avoid it.
Joukani jabs Ando to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ando connects with a leg kick.
Ando misses with a low kick as Joukani jumps back.
Joukani throws a body kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Momofuku Ando will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ando throws a right hand that misses
and Joukani connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Joukani blocks a low kick nicely.
Joukani connects with a leg kick.
Joukani slips under a jab.
Ando slips a jab from Joukani.
Joukani takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Ando misses the body punch
and Joukani counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ando punishes Joukani's body with a nice straight punch.
Ando just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joukani ducks under a wild hook from Ando.
Ando throws out a loose jab but Joukani uses good head movement to avoid it.
Joukani keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ando.
Joukani feints a counter leg kick.
Momofuku Ando is winning the standup battle so far.
Joukani scores with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Joukani misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joukani slips a straight right by Ando.
Joukani appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Ando throws a right hand that Joukani ducks under and follows up with a left that Joukani also avoids with ease.
Ando missing with a left hand there. Joukani was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Joukani tries a quick counter leg kick but Ando is wise to it.
No joy there for Joukani, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ando misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ando avoids the head kick by Joukani.
An attempted straight right counter from Ando misses the target.
Joukani scores with a jab. Ando acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ando stuns Joukani with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Joukani blocks a low kick nicely.
Joukani blocks a low kick nicely.
Ando misses with a wild body shot.
Ando looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Despite the aggression on Joukani's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Ando fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Joukani manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Joukani.
A low kick from Ando misses
and Joukani counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ando cracks Joukani with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Joukani moves out of range as Ando strikes.
Joukani darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Joukani lands a big head kick that sends Ando tumbling to the mat! Joukani takes a step backwards and waves Ando back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Ando is rocked!
Ando walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Joukani! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rou Joukani!
Rou Joukani decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.