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KONFLIKT XVI PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Asian Chinaman (ranked 5544 p4p, 376 weight class) and Andre Lawson (ranked 5327 p4p, 367 weight class). Chinaman comes to the cage accompanied by Orient Express Theme. The key to victory for Asian Chinaman has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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151 lbs
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145 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asian Chinaman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Andre Lawson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Chinaman. No joy for Lawson on that attempt.
Chinaman is looking to slow Lawson down with leg kicks.
Lawson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lawson moves in looking to clinch but Chinaman pushes him off.
Chinaman closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Lawson blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chinaman.
Chinaman is looking to advance position but Lawson won't allow it.
Chinaman is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Lawson doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Chinaman.
Chinaman sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lawson defending well though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chinaman throws a strike but Lawson manages to get a kimura sweep and he's found himself on top with the kimura half locked in! This would be a real turnaround! He's torquing it... Will Chinaman tap??? YES! He's tapped! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Andre Lawson!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yuri Boyka (ranked 3489 p4p, 305 weight class) and Jair Malachi (ranked 4453 p4p, 365 weight class). Jair Malachi is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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240 lbs
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232 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yuri Boyka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jair Malachi!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boyka cracks a nice hook into Malachi's ribs.
Boyka slips a straight right by Malachi.
Boyka drops down looking for a counter takedown but Malachi sprawls and moves away.
Malachi checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Boyka comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Boyka connects with a looping right hand.
Boyka fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Boyka misses with a wild combination.
Boyka connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Malachi momentarily.
Malachi on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Boyka looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Boyka lands with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boyka shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Malachi misses with a straight left.
Boyka misses with a kick to the body.
Boyka scores with a three punch combo!
It looks like Jair Malachi has been cut.
Boyka throws a head kick that misses.
Boyka throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Malachi.
Yuri Boyka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boyka misses with a jab, cross combination.
Malachi looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malachi swings for the body but Boyka moves out of range.
Boyka throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A nice combination there by Boyka.
Boyka sizes up Malachi with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Boyka misses with a jab, cross combination.
Some bone on bone action there as Malachi checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Boyka works Malachi's body with a nice hook.
Malachi throws a looping overhand right but Boyka ducks down to avoid it.
Boyka scores with a jab to the head.
Boyka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Malachi.
Nice uppercut there from Boyka.
Malachi is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Malachi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Malachi is still on wobbly legs! Can Boyka finish him?
Boyka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Malachi is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Boyka just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Malachi has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Yuri Boyka!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Do It Yourself (ranked 3291 p4p, 144 weight class) and Benjamin Boogie (ranked 4303 p4p, 192 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Boogie's choice of entrance music: Dance Dance Dance - Steve Miller Band. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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139 lbs
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141 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Very strong |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Do It Yourself!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Benjamin Boogie!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Boogie darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Yourself swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boogie looks to land a left hand but Yourself moved out of range nicely.
Yourself swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boogie fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A jab from Boogie misses.
Boogie thows a left - swing and a miss!
A little feinted left hand from Yourself on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Boogie shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Boogie was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Boogie misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Yourself is trying to control Boogie's posture but Boogie avoids it.
Boogie is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Yourself has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yourself struggling a bit here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boogie is putting a hurting on Yourself here, landing some big shots from side control.
Yourself wants to control but Boogie postures up.
Yourself tries to improve position but can't.
Boogie slows the pace down.
It looks like Boogie might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Boogie working away.
Boogie postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Boogie is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Yourself's shoulder. That is not cool.
Boogie working away.
Yourself dodges the ground and pound from Boogie.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boogie taking a breather here.
Boogie working away.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
A lull in the action here as Boogie stalls from top position.
You can see the frustration on Yourself's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boogie throws a hook but Yourself blocks it.
Boogie uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yourself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boogie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boogie throws a predictable looking body shot
and Yourself counters with a right hand to the body.
Boogie misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yourself.
Boogie is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yourself.
Boogie tries to bum rush Yourself with a series of wild strikes but Yourself uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Yourself misses with a looping right.
Boogie loads up on a big right hand but Yourself slips the punch.
Yourself jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters circling - Yourself throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boogie throws a big shot that misses.
Benjamin Boogie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boogie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A swing and a miss from Yourself.
A little jabbing left from Boogie on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boogie misses with a jab, cross combination.
As Boogie backs away, Yourself returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Boogie scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Yourself misses the shot to the body.
Yourself misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boogie.
Boogie shapes to counter with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yourself uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boogie.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Boogie scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Yourself looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Boogie is thwarting Yourself's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Benjamin Boogie dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Yourself swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Boogie misses.
Do It Yourself has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boogie defending well as Yourself loads up on a big left hand.
Boogie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice uppercut there from Boogie.
Yourself ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Boogie moves away.
Yourself throws a jab when Boogie was well out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Boogie. Those never looked like landing.
Yourself throwing a counter right hand but Boogie manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from Boogie.
Boogie tries to bum rush Yourself with a series of wild strikes but Yourself uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Yourself throws a low kick, looking for Boogie's leg but Boogie calmly moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boogie rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Yourself moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boogie throws a combination. Yourself tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Yourself tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boogie was well out of range. Poor timing from Yourself.
Yourself throws a shot from downtown. Boogie moves away and avoids it.
Boogie looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sloppy strikes from Boogie. Those never looked like landing.
A combination from Boogie does no damage.
As Boogie backs away, Yourself returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Yourself throws a big shot that misses.
Yourself cracks a nice hook into Boogie's ribs.
Yourself misses with a hook.
Despite the aggression on Boogie's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Do It Yourself is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yourself tries to close the distance and clinch but Boogie swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Boogie misses with a wild combination.
Yourself scores with a nice strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Yourself.
Yourself throws a looping overhand right but Boogie ducks down to avoid it.
Benjamin Boogie is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boogie throws a hook but Yourself blocks it.
Yourself swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Boogie swinging wildly here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boogie takes one to the side of the head.
Boogie throws a one two combo.
Boogie throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Yourself.
Yourself is looking to counter punch.
Boogie fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boogie scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yourself in his tracks.
Yourself showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Boogie.
Yourself was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Boogie might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Yourself connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Boogie's hands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yourself gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Yourself throws a punch but it's blocked by Boogie.
Yourself tries to throw a body punch but Boogie avoids it by throwing Yourself back against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boogie blocking some punches.
Yourself can't find room to land a body shot as Boogie controls the action.
Boogie looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Boogie looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Boogie has had enough of the clinch but Yourself keeps him there for the moment.
Boogie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Boogie has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Yourself doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Yourself fails to land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Yourself creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Boogie.
Boogie is looking to break free of the clinch but Yourself has double underhooks.
Yourself fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Benjamin Boogie will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Yourself scores with a jab.
Boogie moves into range and clinches up with Yourself.
Yourself tries to work over Boogie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Yourself is leaning against Boogie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Yourself lands a left hand.
Yourself throws a head punch that misses.
Boogie can't break the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Yourself fails to land.
Boogie tries to circle away but Yourself has him pinned against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Boogie.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yourself fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yourself keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Boogie's efforts to push away.
Boogie breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Boogie throws a left and a right that both miss
and Yourself counters with a crisp right hand that drops Boogie! Yourself lets Boogie back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Boogie is rocked!
It looks like Benjamin Boogie has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
and Yourself counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Boogie! He's just covering up as Yourself starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Do It Yourself!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Harryson (ranked 4277 p4p, 548 weight class) and Puncher McBoxingMan (ranked 3066 p4p, 433 weight class). Harryson comes into the arena with Entrance blaring out of the sound system. George Harryson has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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204 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Counter fighter
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Harryson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Puncher McBoxingMan!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harryson throws a right and a left that McBoxingMan avoids nicely.
Harryson misses the jab.
McBoxingMan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McBoxingMan throws out a loose jab but Harryson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harryson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Harryson throws a combination. McBoxingMan tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
McBoxingMan tries to clinch up but Harryson circles away and keeps his distance.
Harryson cracks McBoxingMan with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McBoxingMan closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Harryson throws the left hand but McBoxingMan avoids the punch easily.
Harryson throws a jab but it's blocked by McBoxingMan.
McBoxingMan tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Harryson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Harryson swings widly with a right hand
and McBoxingMan counters with a nice double leg into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Harryson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McBoxingMan trying to control the position from guard on top but Harryson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harryson controls McBoxingMan momentarily but McBoxingMan frees himself.
Harryson keeping moving, preventing McBoxingMan from controlling successfully.
McBoxingMan not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McBoxingMan told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
McBoxingMan drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Harryson manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now McBoxingMan has Harryson in his guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McBoxingMan wants to sweep here but Harryson controlling him for the moment.
McBoxingMan has his hands on Harryson's head, controlling the position.
Harryson trying to control but McBoxingMan is working from the bottom.
Harryson engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McBoxingMan looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Harryson feints a jab promting McBoxingMan to slip. Harryson then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. McBoxingMan slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Harryson lands with an uppercut that bounces McBoxingMan off the cage and back into range.
Harryson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McBoxingMan.
And McBoxingMan tries to counter it with a takedown but Harryson pushes his down on his head and steps out.
McBoxingMan wants to clinch.
McBoxingMan is looking to clinch.
Harryson throws a looping overhand right but McBoxingMan ducks down to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Harryson misses.
Harryson throws a nice looking combination but McBoxingMan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McBoxingMan gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Harryson leaning against his opponent.
McBoxingMan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Decent striking displayed by Harryson there.
Harryson jabs McBoxingMan right on the nose. McBoxingMan blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Harryson throws a shot from downtown. McBoxingMan moves away and avoids it.
Harryson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McBoxingMan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Harryson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Harryson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McBoxingMan shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McBoxingMan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Harryson misses with a hook.
McBoxingMan is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Harryson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
George Harryson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
McBoxingMan fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Harryson to the ground. McBoxingMan is now in Harryson's guard.
McBoxingMan wants to control from the top but Harryson keeps moving.
Harryson is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McBoxingMan is controlling him.
McBoxingMan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Harryson managing to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McBoxingMan trying to control but Harryson is working from the bottom.
McBoxingMan drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Harryson dives on top into guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McBoxingMan trying to control the position.
McBoxingMan seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
McBoxingMan trying to keep a closed guard but Harryson is proving a slippery customer.
McBoxingMan has Harryson pulled in close to control his posture.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Harryson misses with a looping right.
McBoxingMan tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
George Harryson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McBoxingMan slips a jab and a cross from Harryson.
McBoxingMan clinches up with Harryson and pushes him back against the cage.
Harryson throws an elbow but it misses.
McBoxingMan working hard to break the clinch.
McBoxingMan stalling the fight.
Harryson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Harryson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McBoxingMan's elbow.
Harryson tries to work over McBoxingMan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Harryson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McBoxingMan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Harryson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Harryson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And McBoxingMan tries to counter it with a takedown but Harryson pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Good shot there by Harryson.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harryson scores with a jab to the body.
Harryson throws out a loose jab but McBoxingMan uses good head movement to avoid it.
McBoxingMan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harryson.
George Harryson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McBoxingMan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McBoxingMan rushes Harryson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Harryson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Harryson swings wildly with an uppercut but McBoxingMan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Harryson misses with some punches.
Harryson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McBoxingMan's defenses.
McBoxingMan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Harryson.
McBoxingMan is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McBoxingMan taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McBoxingMan blocking some punches.
McBoxingMan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Harryson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Harryson.
Harryson is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McBoxingMan wants to stall.
McBoxingMan takes a shot to the head.
Harryson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McBoxingMan blocking some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Harryson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
McBoxingMan creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Harryson tries to work over McBoxingMan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
George Harryson dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
McBoxingMan has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
McBoxingMan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Harryson counters with a nice uppercut.
McBoxingMan darts in trying to clinch
and Harryson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McBoxingMan takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Harryson cracks McBoxingMan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McBoxingMan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Harryson just misses with a punch to the body.
Harryson throws a jab but it's blocked by McBoxingMan.
McBoxingMan drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Harryson defends it well.
Harryson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McBoxingMan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McBoxingMan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Harryson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McBoxingMan on the side of the head.
McBoxingMan misses with a left hand
and Harryson counters with a stiff right hand.
McBoxingMan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McBoxingMan closes the distance but Harryson moves to the side
and Harryson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Harryson lands a jab to the nose.
Harryson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A cross from Harryson lands.
McBoxingMan slips a jab from Harryson.
McBoxingMan slips under a jab from Harryson.
Harryson sets himself, and McBoxingMan steps forward looking for the clinch! Harryson avoids it this time.
Harryson keeps the fight on the outside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harryson catches McBoxingMan with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Harryson misses with a straight right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Harryson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McBoxingMan.
Harryson throws a looping overhand right but McBoxingMan ducks down to avoid it.
Harryson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McBoxingMan with the counter takedown but Harryson avoids it easily.
McBoxingMan takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Harryson circles away from the clinch attempt.
McBoxingMan takes one on the button.
Harryson throws a shot from downtown. McBoxingMan moves away and avoids it.
Harryson throws a right and a left that both miss.
McBoxingMan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McBoxingMan has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McBoxingMan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Harryson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McBoxingMan drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Harryson defends it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McBoxingMan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Harryson.
McBoxingMan throws a big shot that misses.
Harryson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
George Harryson is winning the standup battle so far.
Harryson stuffs the takedown attempt from McBoxingMan. McBoxingMan gets slowly back to his feet.
McBoxingMan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Harryson thuds his right hand into McBoxingMan's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Harryson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McBoxingMan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McBoxingMan wants to clinch up but Harryson keeps it at a distance.
McBoxingMan walks into a stiff left hand from Harryson.
Harryson looks to land a right hand but McBoxingMan moved out of range.
McBoxingMan feints the counter takedown.
McBoxingMan tries to clinch up
and Harryson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harryson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McBoxingMan darts in trying to clinch
and Harryson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
George Harryson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A decent looking cross lands there for Harryson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by McBoxingMan.
Harryson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Harryson connects with a body shot that sends McBoxingMan's belly button to the back.
Harryson lands with a cross.
McBoxingMan moves out of range of the strikes.
McBoxingMan with the counter takedown but Harryson avoids it easily.
Puncher McBoxingMan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McBoxingMan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harryson moves away.
And that's the end of the fight!
George Harryson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Harryson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:26
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:26
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... George Harryson!
Our winner, George Harryson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xavier Frost (ranked 4052 p4p, 527 weight class) and Cornelius Burns (ranked 3334 p4p, 454 weight class). Xavier Frost has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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209 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Xavier Frost!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Burns!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frost rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Burns moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Frost misses with a left hand
enabling Burns to counter with a crisp jab.
Frost throws a right hand that misses
and Burns counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Frost misses with a series of wild punches.
Burns looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Frost throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Burns counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Frost throws a poor cross that misses
and Burns counters with a nice right hand that sends Frost toppling to the canvas! Frost scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Burns finish him?!
Frost is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Frost throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Burns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oh Frost is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Frost misses with a combination
and Burns counters with a big right hand! Oh Frost is in trouble here! Burns follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cornelius Burns!
Cornelius Burns thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Damien Alvarez (ranked 5254 p4p, 217 weight class) and Basket Case (ranked 3959 p4p, 176 weight class). Alvarez comes to the cage accompanied by Big Pun: Off Wit His Head. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Damien Alvarez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Basket Case!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alvarez looking to score a takedown here. Case is defending well but Alvarez drives through and ends up in Case's guard.
Alvarez in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Alvarez thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Case being controlled here, momentarily.
Case trying to control the position.
Alvarez missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Case really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Alvarez. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alvarez is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Alvarez distracts Case with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alvarez is in close to Case's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Alvarez advances to half guard.
Alvarez thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Alvarez is looking for a kimura but Case is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Alvarez to get the leverage.
Case is staying active underneath Alvarez, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Alvarez is taking a breather. Case says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Alvarez seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Case is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Damien Alvarez!
A very excited looking Damien Alvarez made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bidon Van Roosmalen (ranked 3222 p4p, 142 weight class) and Disco Kid (ranked 2766 p4p, 121 weight class). Disco Kid has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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145 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bidon Van Roosmalen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Disco Kid!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van Roosmalen misses with a wild combination.
Van Roosmalen has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Grind Time [ *Double Elite Coaches] in the buildup to the fight.
Van Roosmalen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kid tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Van Roosmalen connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kid shoots in looking for a takedown. Van Roosmalen tries to sprawl out of it but Kid keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Van Roosmalen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Van Roosmalen lands with a slapping head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Roosmalen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kid throws out a counter right but Van Roosmalen avoids it with no problem.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Roosmalen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Van Roosmalen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kid finds it's way round the side to connect with Van Roosmalen's head.
Van Roosmalen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kid defending well as Van Roosmalen loads up on a big left hand.
A big left from Kid misses.
A punch lands to the side of Kid 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kid bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kid blocks a head kick by Van Roosmalen.
Van Roosmalen throws a head kick that misses.
Kid blocks a head kick by Van Roosmalen.
Van Roosmalen missing with a left hand there. Kid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Roosmalen throws a combination that misses
and Kid counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Kid thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kid trying to control the position from guard on top but Van Roosmalen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kid advances position into side control!
Kid looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Van Roosmalen is not content to let Kid control the position.
Kid lands a decent elbow from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Roosmalen is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Kid asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Van Roosmalen takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Kid looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Van Roosmalen is trying to buck Kid off.
The referee asks Kid politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Kid prefers to stall for the moment though.
Van Roosmalen is trying to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kid looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kid working the head and body with strikes.
Kid wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Van Roosmalen, who protects the arm well.
Kid tries for a kimura but Van Roosmalen is defending well.
Kid is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Van Roosmalen knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kid looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Disco Kid dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Van Roosmalen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Van Roosmalen tries a head kick but it misses.
No luck for Kid with that takedown attempt.
Kid connects with a single shot there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Roosmalen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kid's head.
Van Roosmalen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bidon Van Roosmalen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kid jabs Van Roosmalen right on the nose. Van Roosmalen blinks but takes it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Roosmalen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Van Roosmalen tries a head kick but it misses.
Kid feints the counter takedown.
Kid closes the distance and clinches up with Van Roosmalen, looking for a takedown. Kid pushes Van Roosmalen against the cage but Van Roosmalen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kid has a takedown stuffed.
Bidon Van Roosmalen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Disco Kid.
Van Roosmalen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kid tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Van Roosmalen defends well and Kid ends up having to push Van Roosmalen into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Van Roosmalen moves away from the strike by Kid.
Van Roosmalen throws a body kick, spinning off balance
so Kid counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Kid missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kid forces his way into half guard.
Kid keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Disco Kid has got the better of the ground game so far.
Kid seems to be looking for submissions.
Van Roosmalen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kid on the ground.
Kid seems to be looking for submissions.
Kid is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kid is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Van Roosmalen wants to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kid is trying to work for a kimura but Van Roosmalen is defending well.
Kid thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Van Roosmalen's head.
Van Roosmalen is trying to stand back up but Kid is controlling him
Kid is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Kid has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kid is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Van Roosmalen is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Disco Kid!
An out of breath Disco Kid thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackin Off (ranked 3546 p4p, 311 weight class) and Marshall Artz (ranked 3850 p4p, 330 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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245 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jackin Off!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marshall Artz!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Off misses.
Off stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Artz.
Artz takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Marshall Artz has been cut.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Off checks a leg kick.
Off blocks a head kick by Artz.
Off jabs at Artz's body.
Off has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Off sends Artz crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Off is motioning to the referee to let Artz up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Off misses with a double jab.
Off connects with a body shot that sends Artz's belly button to the back.
Off throws a body shot but no joy.
Off lands a nice shot to the body.
Off clinches with his opponent.
Off tries to work over Artz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Artz controlling the action here for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Off lands a body shot in the clinch.
Artz looks winded!
Off cracks Artz with a nice body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Off creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Off lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Artz.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Off.
Off scores with a shot to the side of Artz's head.
Off lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Off pushes Artz back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Off lands a left hand.
That has opened up Marshall Artz's cut even more.
Good body shot from Off.
Off stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Off lands a hook that snaps the head of Artz backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Off lands a body punch in the clinch.
Off scores with a shot to the side of Artz's head.
Artz is rocked!
Off lands a body shot in the clinch.
Artz is still on wobbly legs! Can Off finish him?
Off dips a shoulder and cracks Artz with a mighty uppercut! Artz falls back against the cage and Off unloads with a barrage of strikes! Artz is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Off screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jackin Off!
An out of breath Jackin Off thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Main event
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voli Bear (ranked 3939 p4p, 334 weight class) and Piss Moan (ranked 3539 p4p, 308 weight class). Voli Bear is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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265 lbs
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285 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Voli Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Piss Moan!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Moan is fending him off so far but Bear persists. Nope, Moan circles away and we're back to standing.
Moan looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Moan on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bear misses with a right hand
and Moan counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bear! Moan lets Bear back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Bear is rocked!
It looks like Voli Bear has been cut.
Bear misses with a lunging right hand
and Moan counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Piss Moan!
A relieved looking Piss Moan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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