Just Bleed 12 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Geronimo Apache (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan McCarthy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Apache's entrance music is Eye of the Tiger. A fine choice. Geronimo Apache has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Apache
vs
McCarthy

179 cm
24
164 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

185 cm
21
160 lbs
2 - 4 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geronimo Apache!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ryan McCarthy!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCarthy lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Apache backs up against the cage.
The fight stays on the outside here - Apache looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Apache is trying hard to land a takedown here. McCarthy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Apache has been working on his balance at Kalashnikov MMA Gym ($500/Week - Elite Coaching, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by McCarthy.
McCarthy avoids the head kick by Apache.
McCarthy displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
McCarthy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McCarthy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Apache misses with a combination

and McCarthy counters by moving into the clinch.
McCarthy lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Apache is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McCarthy is keeping busy.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that McCarthy has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.

McCarthy manages to pull guard.

Apache stands and steps away. McCarthy gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

McCarthy drops Apache with a left and a right! Oh, Apache is hurt - McCarthy dives into side control looking to finish!
McCarthy moves into full mount!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCarthy controlling from the full mount.
McCarthy's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCarthy moves to the back position.
McCarthy keeps control of the position easily here as Apache tries to buck him off.

McCarthy working from the back looking to end the fight with a rear naked choke. Apache is doing well to defend. McCarthy seems to have got his hand under the chin though and he's sunk the choke in! Apache is forced to tap and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Ryan McCarthy!
Our winner, Ryan McCarthy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Bennett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glen Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Bennett
vs
Taylor

177 cm
25
160 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

175 cm
21
162 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ryan Bennett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Glen Taylor!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taylor scores with a hook.
Bennett on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Taylor looks to land a right hand but Bennett moved out of range.

Taylor closes the distance and clinches.
Taylor lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bennett backwards.
Taylor is trying to pull guard but Bennett turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Taylor working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bennett looking for a takedown.
Taylor throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bennetts head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Taylor.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Taylor creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Taylor wants the takedown. Bennett is fighting it off but Taylor persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Bennett's guard against the cage.
Taylor stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bennett swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Taylor content to stall in guard here.
Taylor throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bennett works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor throwing strikes from guard but Bennett blocks nicely.
Taylor stays in close to Bennett's body and controls the position.
Taylor's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

Taylor gets to his feet - Bennett follows without any prompting.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bennett tries to clinch but Taylor is having none of it.

Taylor moves into the clinch.
Taylor displaying some good clinch control by pressing Bennett up against the cage.
Taylor manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
I was talking to Bennett's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Good body shot from Taylor.
Taylor keeps control of Bennett as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Taylor changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bennett fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Taylor lands a two punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor lands with a cross.
Taylor scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bennett doesn't seem bothered though.
Bennett stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bennett wants it to stay on the feet.
Ryan Bennett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Glen Taylor.

Bennett instigates a clinch.
Taylor slows down the pace here.
Come on Taylor - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Taylor.
Bennett has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Taylor avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Taylor.
Taylor dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Taylor creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bennett gets underhooks to prevent Taylor's takedown attempt.
A short right from Taylor on the inside.
A short uppercut from Taylor.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bennett letting Taylor take a breather here.
Taylor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bennett backwards.
Taylor can't get the takedown.
Taylor lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A shot in the inside from Taylor.
Taylor gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bennett.
Taylor is pushing Bennett up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Taylor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Glen Taylor dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Taylor jabs Bennett right on the nose. Bennett blinks but takes it well.
Bennett wants to clinch.
Taylor wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Taylor cracks Bennett with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bennett has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Taylor finds it's way round the side to connect with Bennett's head.
Taylor lands a right hook to the body.
Taylor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bennett tries to clinch up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Taylor works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Taylor rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Bennett counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Taylor is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bennett is aware though and is defending well.
Taylor pulls Bennett in close to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Taylor escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bennett gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bennett knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Taylor on the ground.
Taylor manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bennett manages to get himself to full guard.

Taylor advances to half guard.
Taylor passes to full mount!
Taylor lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Bennett on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bennett tries to get out of the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taylor sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

Taylor swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Bennett is now in Taylor's guard. A big mistake from Taylor there, giving up the dominant position!
Bennett in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Taylor had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bennett defends it easily.
Taylor controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bennett throws a big elbow that misses.
Glen Taylor has got the better of the ground game so far.
Taylor is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

Taylor escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bennett gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bennett accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Taylor wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

Taylor working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bennett doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bennett manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Taylor tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bennett wants to pass the guard but Taylor is keeping the position.
Bennett throws a strike but Taylor rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Taylor landing some decent shots from guard.
Bennett working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Taylor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Glen Taylor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Bennett uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Taylor.
Taylor scores with a nice head shot.

Taylor moves into the clinch.
Bennett wants to get back to striking at distance but Taylor won't allow it.
Taylor softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Taylor is trying to drag Bennett to the mat but Bennett just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Bennett wants a takedown.
Taylor lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bennett is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Taylor softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Come on Taylor - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Taylor lands a hook that snaps the head of Bennett backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor stalling in the clinch.
Glen Taylor seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Taylor lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Taylor.
Taylor is trying to pull guard but Bennett has him pressed against the cage.
Taylor scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Taylor lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bennett backwards.
Taylor has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Bennett seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Taylor can turn it around.
Taylor lands a right hand.
Taylor is trying to pull guard but Bennett has him pressed against the cage.
Ryan Bennett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Glen Taylor.
Taylor is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bennett is defending well.
Taylor lands a right hand.
Taylor lands with a right to the head.
Taylor scores with a nice hook to the head.
Taylor is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bennett is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Taylor breaks from the clinch.
Taylor has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bennett tries to clinch but Taylor moves out of range.
Taylor will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Bennett seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Taylor takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bennett throws a right and a left that Taylor avoids nicely.
Taylor lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bennett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Taylor swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Taylor gets a clinch.
Taylor leaning against his opponent.
A short uppercut from Taylor.
Taylor controlling the action here for a moment.
Bennett is trying to pull guard but Taylor has him pressed against the cage.

Taylor has picked Bennett up - he's going for a ride! Taylor dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor works his way into full mount!
Taylor landing strikes from the mount and Bennett is in trouble!
Taylor controlling from mount.
Bennett throwing punches from his back. He's mounted here but still fighting back.
Taylor looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taylor is continuing to stall.
Glen Taylor is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Let's hope that Taylor has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

And that's the end of the fight!
Glen Taylor comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Taylor has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Glen Taylor!
Glen Taylor looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'It's TIME, GAME TIME BITCHES!'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
47%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adam Baranowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brooklyn King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Baranowski
vs
King

175 cm
19
155 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

186 cm
21
160 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adam Baranowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brooklyn King!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Adam Baranowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Baranowski is trying hard to land a takedown here. King sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Baranowski scores with a takedown into King's guard.
Baranowski pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. King is keeping the position for now.
Baranowski throwing strikes from guard but King blocks nicely.
Baranowski passes King's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King tries to kick Baranowski off but Baranowski keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Baranowski content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Baranowski thows a huge punch but King dodges it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King looks like he's trying to stand up.
King is staying active underneath Baranowski, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Baranowski is trying to work for a kimura but King is defending well.
Baranowski controlling the action here.
Baranowski has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
King looks like he's trying to stand up.
King pushes Baranowski off but Baranowski dives into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Baranowski throws an elbow but King slips to the side and avoids it well.
Baranowski definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Baranowski thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
King really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Baranowski. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Baranowski tries to score with some ground and pound. King controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Baranowski working the ground and pound.
Baranowski looking to punish the body of his opponent here but King is avoiding damage well.

Baranowski working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Baranowski in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... King is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Adam Baranowski!
After winning the bout, Adam Baranowski thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
34%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robin Tuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Glover (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Robin Tuck has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Robin Tuck seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Tuck
vs
Glover

195 cm
21
265 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

202 cm
20
274 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robin Tuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Paul Glover!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tuck fails in his attempt to clinch.
We've been told by Tuck's head coaches at The Shit House that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Glover connects with an inside leg kick.
Tuck throws a right and a left that both miss.

Tuck closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Glover fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tuck lands a nice shot to the body.
Tuck is leaning against Glover and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Glover tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Glover takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Paul Glover has been cut.
Tuck lands a body punch.
Glover tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Tuck lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Glover backwards.
Tuck lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Glover struggles to land a body shot inside as Tuck controls his hands.
Still in the clinch, Tuck scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tuck lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Glover backwards.
Glover looks winded!
Glover lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short uppercut from Tuck.
Tuck digs a right hand underneath Glover's ribcage. Glover let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Tuck scores with a nice short uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tuck creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Glover tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Tuck lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Glover backwards.
Tuck lands a body shot.
Tuck lands a nice uppercut.
Tuck lands a left hand.
A right hand to the body from Tuck.
Tuck lands a shoulder strike.

Glover is rocked!
Nice body punch from Tuck.
Tuck throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Glovers head.
Glover is still on wobbly legs! Can Tuck finish him?
A right hook to the body lands for Tuck.
Glover seems to have recovered his senses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right from Tuck on the inside.
Tuck loads up on a right hand - it lands flush and knocks Glover senseless! What a punch!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Robin Tuck!
Robin Tuck took some time post fight to say the following; 'Be ready! I am here!'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
72%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Herschel Pettaway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vassily Solomin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pettaway's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Empire State of Mind - Jay Z. Vassily Solomin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pettaway
vs
Solomin

163 cm
22
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

166 cm
24
141 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Herschel Pettaway!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vassily Solomin!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pettaway swings for the body but Solomin moves out of range.
Solomin throws out a counter right but Pettaway avoids it with no problem.
A left lands for Pettaway.
Pettaway throws a head kick but Solomin moves out of range.
Pettaway takes a jab right on the kisser.
A jab from Pettaway does it's job there.
Solomin cracks Pettaway with a good jab.
Solomin misses with a wild combination.
Pettaway throws an off balance right hand
and Pettaway takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Solomin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Solomin lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pettaway avoids the body shot from Solomin.
Pettaway walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Solomin checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Solomin looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Pettaway changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pettaway lands with a kick to the temple. Solomin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Solomin missing with a left hand there. Pettaway was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Solomin misses the shot to the body.
Solomin with a nice cross.
A lazy left from Solomin finds it's target.

Pettaway is rocked!
Solomin cracks Pettaway with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Pettaway falls to his knees and Solomin doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vassily Solomin!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
72%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Aaron Rodgers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaddie Defensor Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jaddie Defensor Iii has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Rodgers
vs
Defensor Iii

170 cm
21
157 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

170 cm
25
153 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aaron Rodgers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jaddie Defensor Iii!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Defensor Iii tries to clinch up but Rodgers circles away and keeps his distance.
Defensor Iii tries to clinch there but Rodgers circles away.
Rodgers circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rodgers stalks Defensor Iii and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Defensor Iii's face. Defensor Iii staggers backwards, shaken.
Defensor Iii shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Rodgers lands a two punch combo.
Rodgers avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Defensor Iii tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rodgers paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Defensor Iii is looking to clinch.
Defensor Iii tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Rodgers manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Defensor Iii shoots in for a takedown but Rodgers shows good takedown defense.
Rodgers lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rodgers feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Defensor Iiis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Defensor Iii misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rodgers scores with a one two! Defensor Iii had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Rodgers's corner calls for a 1-2. Rodgers obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Rodgers fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Defensor Iii to the ground. Rodgers is now in Defensor Iii's guard.
Defensor Iii wants to sweep here but Rodgers controlling him for the moment.
Rodgers has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Rodgers keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Defensor Iii's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rodgers is working Defensor Iii over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Rodgers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Defensor Iii is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Rodgers is aware though and is defending well.
Defensor Iii has momentary wrist control but Rodgers slips an elbow through the middle.
Rodgers is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Defensor Iii has momentary wrist control but Rodgers slips an elbow through the middle.
Defensor Iii tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Rodgers postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Defensor Iii working a defensive guard here.
Rodgers is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Defensor Iii can't keep his opponent in guard - Rodgers advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Rodgers is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Rodgers lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Nice strikes from Rodgers there.
Rodgers is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Rodgers lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Well, if Rodgers is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rodgers wants to pass the guard but Defensor Iii is defending well.
Defensor Iii is looking for a sweep. Rodgers is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Rodgers is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Rodgers working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Rodgers working the head and body with strikes.
Rodgers slips a nice elbow through Defensor Iii's hands, connecting with Defensor Iii's forehead.
Rodgers tries to pass the half guard into mount. Defensor Iii knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Rodgers looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Defensor Iii with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Defensor Iii is rocked!
Defensor Iii trying to control from the bottom.
Rodgers is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Defensor Iii is still in real trouble! Can Rodgers finish him?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rodgers is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rodgers working the head and body with strikes.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Rodgers connects with a nice short shot to Defensor Iii's temple.
Rodgers lands a big elbow - Defensor Iii is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Rodgers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aaron Rodgers!
Aaron Rodgers decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
44%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between David Dickinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roy Kannemeyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dickinson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Aint No Sunshine. Roy Kannemeyer is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Dickinson
vs
Kannemeyer

165 cm
20
155 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

176 cm
28
161 lbs
9 - 14 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Lion Fightwear
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, David Dickinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roy Kannemeyer!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Dickinson.
Kannemeyer walks into a stiff left hand from Dickinson.

Kannemeyer closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Dickinson's guard.
Kannemeyer trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickinson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Dickinson has his foot on Kannemeyer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kannemeyer works his way back into a safe position though.
Kannemeyer trying to control but Dickinson is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickinson working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kannemeyer.
Kannemeyer stands up over Dickinson, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Dickinson wants to sweep but no luck.
Kannemeyer postures up.
Kannemeyer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dickinson is keeping the position for now.
Kannemeyer not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Kannemeyer is posturing up here but Dickinson has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Kannemeyer tries to roll out but it's too tight and Kannemeyer has to tap! Slick submission there by Dickinson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). David Dickinson!
David Dickinson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
67%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Apollo Creed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bring Ithome (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Creed might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to James Brown - Living in America. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Bring Ithome enters the cage!

Creed
vs
Ithome

191 cm
22
215 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

189 cm
21
210 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Apollo Creed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Bring Ithome!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ithome throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Creed.
Creed tries to counter by clinching up but Ithome breaks away and moves out of range.
Creed connects with an inside leg kick.
Ithome throws a right and a left that both miss.
Creed is looking to counter the offense by Ithome and move into the clinch.
Creed uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ithome.
A counter left hand to the body from Creed misses its target.
Creed scoring well with a low kick there.
Creed dodges the punch combination from Ithome.
Ithome takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ithome chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Creed can pounce on him.
Ithome takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ithome misses with a series of wild punches.
Ithome throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Creed dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Creed lands a nice looking kick to the body. Ithome takes a step back to recover.
Ithome looks winded!
Creed throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ithome stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creed lands with a kick to the ribs.
Creed lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ithome has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Creed lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Creed throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ithome takes one to the side of the head.
Bring Ithome seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Creed tests Ithome's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ithome misses with a leg kick

and Creed moves into the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Creed.
Creed lands a nice uppercut.
Creed lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Creed breaks from the clinch.
Ithome misses with a wild combination.
A solid body kick from Creed.

Creed lands a big head kick that sends Ithome tumbling to the mat! Creed takes a step backwards and waves Ithome back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Ithome is rocked!
Creed lands a front kick.
Ithome is still on wobbly legs! Can Creed finish him?
We've been told by Creed's head coaches at River's Edge Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Ithome on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creed bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Creed.
Ithome seems to have recovered his senses.
Ithome tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Creed cracks Ithome with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Ithome tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Creed pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Ithome is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Apollo Creed!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Apollo Creed waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
81%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eugene Peavris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Desmond Duckworth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Peavris
vs
Duckworth

198 cm
18
265 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

199 cm
22
270 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Lion Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eugene Peavris!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Desmond Duckworth!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duckworth throws a right and a left that Peavris avoids nicely.
Peavris feinted there with a counter leg kick.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Duckworth has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Duckworth drops his hands momentarily and Peavris takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Desmond Duckworth has been cut.
Peavris throws a nice looking combination but Duckworth bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Peavris drives through with a takedown into guard.
Duckworth trying to control the position.
Duckworth keeping moving, preventing Peavris from controlling successfully.
Duckworth is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Peavris wants to control from the top but Duckworth keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Peavris has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Duckworth to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Peavris is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Duckworth pulls down on the head and he's put Peavris to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Desmond Duckworth!
Desmond Duckworth is the new super heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Desmond Duckworth, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
54%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter White Iv (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

AssKicken
vs
White Iv

190 cm
22
217 lbs
3 - 0 - 1

194 cm
24
212 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter White Iv!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv avoids it easily.
White Iv throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
AssKicken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
AssKicken ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv avoids it easily.
AssKicken takes a swing at White Iv's ribcage but misses.
White Iv lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
White Iv lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
White Iv jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
AssKicken lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but White Iv circles away quickly and effectively.
The crowd cheers as AssKicken lands an impressive looking overhand right. White Iv doesn't seem phased though.
AssKicken's jab looks to have found its range, popping White Iv under the eye.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
White Iv tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but AssKicken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
White Iv on the wrong end of a nice hook.
White Iv misses with a low kick.
White Iv throws a series of punches but AssKicken moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by AssKicken there.
White Iv scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
AssKicken thuds a left hand into White Iv's body.
Thoreaux AssKicken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White Iv scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. White Iv does a little dance to reset his feet.
White Iv misses with a hook. AssKicken ducked under it nicely.
AssKicken slaps away a takedown attempt from White Iv, before circling back to the center of the mat.
White Iv swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken catches White Iv with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
AssKicken moves out of range as White Iv strikes.
A counter left hand to the body from AssKicken misses its target.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. White Iv takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
White Iv tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
White Iv has a takedown stuffed.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
White Iv swinging wildly here.
White Iv fails with a takedown attempt.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Walter White Iv.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from White Iv.
White Iv rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and AssKicken counters with a nice body shot.
White Iv looks for the body kick but AssKicken saw that one coming.
Good shot there by AssKicken.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
White Iv throws out a loose jab but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
White Iv connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between AssKicken's hands.
White Iv tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
White Iv lands a slapping body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from White Iv lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
White Iv throws an overhand right that lands on AssKicken's shoulder, as AssKicken tries to avoid the shot.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. White Iv moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between White Iv's hands.
White Iv is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. White Iv does a little dance to reset his feet.
Decent striking displayed by AssKicken there.
White Iv slips under a jab from AssKicken.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White Iv throws an ugly left hook that misses
and AssKicken counters with a left to the body.
White Iv is trying hard to land a takedown here. AssKicken sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
AssKicken comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
White Iv throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken jabs White Iv right on the nose. White Iv blinks but takes it well.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
AssKicken displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as White Iv throws out the jab.
White Iv on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
White Iv misses the shot to the body.
A head kick from White Iv lands but AssKicken takes it in his stride.
AssKicken scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
White Iv throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
AssKicken misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from White Iv, right into the meat.
White Iv takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
White Iv fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
White Iv on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
White Iv looks winded!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
White Iv misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the body.
AssKicken lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken connects with a looping right hand.

AssKicken lands a big shot that drops White Iv! Can he finish him?

White Iv is rocked!

White Iv working for a triangle but AssKicken defends it easily.
White Iv is still in real trouble! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken passes into half guard.
White Iv is in trouble now - AssKicken has advanced to mount!
White Iv seems to have recovered his senses.
White Iv is looking to get to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
AssKicken pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
White Iv has given up his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

AssKicken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Walter White Iv is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
AssKicken swings for the body but White Iv moves out of range.
White Iv on the wrong end of a nice hook.
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from White Iv.
AssKicken takes a head kick and keeps coming.
White Iv throws a head kick that misses.
White Iv just misses with a punch to the body.
A quick step to the side and AssKicken tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv blocks it.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken stuffs the takedown attempt from White Iv. White Iv gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White Iv looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
AssKicken swinging wildly here.
White Iv lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken connects with a jab.
AssKicken throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
White Iv misses with a looping right.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
White Iv moves out of range as AssKicken strikes.
White Iv shoots for a double leg takedown but AssKicken sprawls well. He's pushed White Iv's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Walter White Iv.
White Iv feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits AssKickens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
AssKicken defending well as White Iv loads up on a big left hand.
White Iv is looking to clinch.
AssKicken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
White Iv walks into a stiff left hand from AssKicken.
White Iv has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but White Iv moved out of range nicely.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.

White Iv is rocked!
A cross from AssKicken lands.
White Iv is still on wobbly legs! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv avoids it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. White Iv does a little dance to reset his feet.
White Iv seems to have recovered his senses.
AssKicken tests White Iv's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White Iv goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
White Iv steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
White Iv throws a poor cross that misses
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
White Iv slips under a jab from AssKicken.
White Iv takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
AssKicken scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. White Iv doesn't seem bothered though.
White Iv is breathing heavily.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. White Iv moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken steps to the side to avoid the strikes from White Iv.
AssKicken changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
AssKicken pounces like a tiger and cracks White Iv with a vicious hook! White Iv is down but not out! AssKicken follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken retains his light heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Thoreaux AssKicken thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.