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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kosti Johannes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Kilmster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johannes comes to the cage accompanied by Raised Fist - Killing It. Kilmster has chosen Maylene & The Sons of Disaster - Darkest of Kin as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



181 cm
29
198 lbs
26 - 13 - 0
175 cm
28
195 lbs
16 - 13 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power
ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kosti Johannes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Kilmster!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and James Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johannes lands a right hook to the body.
Johannes lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Johannes slips under a jab.
Johannes scores with the left hand. Kilmster knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice defenses there by Johannes.
Johannes throws a hook but Kilmster blocks it.
Johannes lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kilmster lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Johannes at a distance.
Kilmster falls off balance throwing a combination
and Johannes makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Johannes throws a one two combo.
Kilmster scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A low kick from Kilmster misses
and Johannes counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Johannes blocks a leg kick.
Kilmster misses with a leg kick
and Johannes counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kilmster shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Johannes sprawls well. Johannes wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kilmster gets slowly back to his feet.
Johannes leaves Kilmster with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johannes jabs Kilmster right on the nose. Kilmster blinks but takes it well.
Johannes scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Johannes moves out of range as Kilmster strikes.
Kilmster moves out of range as Johannes strikes.
Kilmster will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Johannes stuns Kilmster with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kilmster connects with a crisp jab.
Johannes scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kilmster in his tracks.
Johannes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kilmster takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kilmster misses with a series of wild punches.
Kilmster throws a body punch but Johannes moves out of range.
Kilmster misses with a takedown attempt
and Johannes counters with a thumping low kick.
Kosti Johannes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Kilmster.
Kilmster looks gassed!
A looping hook to the body misses from Kilmster. Johannes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Johannes digs a good hook to Kilmster's body.
Johannes bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kilmster's head.
Johannes fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kilmster on the side of the head.
No joy there for Kilmster, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Johannes lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kilmster drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Kilmster is rocked!
Kilmster misses the shot to the body.

Johannes lands a big right hand that sends Kilmster crashing to the mat! Johannes stays standing though and waves Kilmster back to his feet!
Kilmster is still on wobbly legs! Can Johannes finish him?
Johannes finds Kilmster's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Kilmster flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Johannes lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Kilmster will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kosti Johannes!
After the big win, Kosti Johannes made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Undead clothing. All items 10$ and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Russo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bundy comes to the cage accompanied by Bad to The Bone. Russo is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Destroy Everything. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



182 cm
33
212 lbs
18 - 9 - 0
179 cm
28
215 lbs
19 - 9 - 0
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Fast


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Al Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Russo!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Bundy.
Bundy misses with a straight right.
Bundy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Russo throws out the jab.
Russo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Russo throws a series of punches but Bundy moves out of range.
Bundy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Russo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Russo lands with a cross.
Russo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bundy misses with a leg kick
and Russo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bundy thinking.
Russo throws a head kick that misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bundy.
Bundy throws a looping overhand right but Russo ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Russo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bundy lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Jimmy Russo has been cut.
Sloppy strikes from Russo. Those never looked like landing.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bundy.

Bundy gets a takedown into half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Bundy lands with a punch from half guard.
Russo tries to get to full guard but Bundy has control of the leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Russo wants to improve his position but Bundy is controlling well.
Russo wants to control but Bundy is keeping busy.
Russo gets back to full guard.
Bundy forces his way into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Russo keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bundy throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bundy looks to land a strike but Russo avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Russo wants to sweep here but Bundy controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bundy drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Russo dives on top into guard.
Bundy lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Russo!
Bundy lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bundy is trying to control here but Russo has managed to regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Al Bundy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy Russo's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!


Jab by Russo.
Bundy shoots in for a takedown but Russo shows good takedown defense.
Bundy throws a good cross that connects.

That has opened up Jimmy Russo's cut even more.

Russo closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Russo lands in his opponent's guard.
Russo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bundy is keeping the position for now.
Russo pushes down on Bundy's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Bundy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Russo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Russo throwing shots but Bundy is blocking nicely.
Russo is pressing down on Bundy's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bundy is holding on for now.
Russo wants to take a breather but Bundy is having none of it.
Still in half guard, Russo seems content to control.
Al Bundy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Russo is just content to waste time from the top position. Bundy takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Russo throws a big right hand that misses.
Russo preventing the sweep.
Russo throws a strike but Bundy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Bundy wants to control from the top but Russo keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy works over Russo with some ground and pound from guard.
Bundy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Russo keeping full guard, as Bundy tries to pass.
Bundy wants to control from the top but Russo keeps moving.
Bundy stopping the sweep attempt from Russo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bundy trying to control the position from guard on top but Russo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bundy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bundy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bundy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Russo is keeping the position for now.
Bundy postures up in Russo's guard and throws a big left but Russo blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Russo working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Bundy has passed into half guard!
Bundy throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bundy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bundy is looking to take a break and control but Russo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Russo has a hand on Bundy's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Bundy takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bundy scoring with strikes but Russo is staying in there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Al Bundy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jimmy Russo's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!


A slapping leg kick lands for Russo.
Russo fakes the leg kick and cracks Bundy in the body.
Russo scores with a sloppy right hand. Bundy should have avoided that one.
Bundy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Russo scores with a sloppy right hand. Bundy should have avoided that one.
A big left from Russo misses.
Russo loads up on a big right hand but Bundy slips the punch.
Bundy shoots in but no luck this time.
Bundy lands a nice looking body shot.
Bundy dives in and grabs Russo's left leg, looking for a takedown. Russo pushes down on Bundy's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Al Bundy. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bundy throws a left that rocks Russo and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Bundy dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Russo regain composure!

Russo is rocked!

The cut above Jimmy Russo's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy lands a strong strike to the head of Russo. That's dazed him! Bundy looking to finish here. Russo is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Bundy lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Al Bundy!
Al Bundy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ming Xin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urho Itaniemi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Xin's entrance music is Jiào tiānxià 教天下. A fine choice. Itaniemi has chosen Volbeat - Still Counting as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Urho Itaniemi is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.



180 cm
28
218 lbs
27 - 10 - 1
190 cm
28
214 lbs
29 - 13 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed


Conviction
Convicted Trap House


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ming Xin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Urho Itaniemi!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and William Gold.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Xin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Xin thows a body kick. Itaniemi tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Itaniemi tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Xin is able to avoid easily.
Xin takes one to the chin there.
Xin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Xin loads up on a big right hand but Itaniemi slips the punch.
Xin moves out of range as Itaniemi strikes.
Xin misses with an uppercut.
Itaniemi ducks under a wild hook from Xin.
Xin looks for the body kick but Itaniemi saw that one coming.
Xin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Xin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Itaniemi.
Itaniemi moves away from the strike by Xin.
Ming Xin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Itaniemi thumps Xin with a low kick.
Itaniemi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Xin tries to land a front kick but Itaniemi steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Xin darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Xin is trying to control the action in half guard but Itaniemi is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xin missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Itaniemi is refusing to be controlled, as Xin sits in half guard.
Itaniemi is looking for a sweep. Xin is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Xin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Xin is looking to pass Itaniemi's guard but actually Itaniemi recovers to full guard.

Xin has gone for a leg lock! Itaniemi slips out almost immediately though and dives into Xin's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Xin escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Itaniemi gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Xin looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Xin wants to sweep here but Itaniemi controlling him for the moment.
Xin throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Xin throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Xin trying to keep a closed guard but Itaniemi is proving a slippery customer.

Xin looking for a guillotine here but Itaniemi defends easily.

Xin is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Itaniemi is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Xin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Xin has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Itaniemi can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Xin trying to control the position.
Itaniemi is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Xin is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Xin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Xin looking for a guillotine here but Itaniemi defends easily.
Itaniemi wants to control from the top but Xin keeps moving.

Itaniemi got a little sloppy there for a moment and Xin has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Itaniemi has managed to get both his arms back between Xin's legs - danger averted.
Xin being controlled here, momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Itaniemi wants to control from the top but Xin keeps moving.
Xin trying to keep a closed guard but Itaniemi is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ming Xin dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Xin misses with a body shot.
Xin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Itaniemi. That did some damage!
Itaniemi throws a solid leg kick but Xin takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Itaniemi.
Itaniemi misses with a leg kick.
Itaniemi avoids the body shot from Xin.
Xin on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Xin throws a one two combo.
Xin takes one to the chin there.
Xin throws a hook to the side of Itaniemi's head but Itaniemi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Xin throws a hook but Itaniemi avoids it easily.
A jab from Xin does it's job there.
Nice shot lands for Itaniemi.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Xin scores with a jab. Itaniemi acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Itaniemi scores with a punch to the head.
Xin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Itaniemi takes one to the chin there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Xin.
Xin misses with a left hand
and Itaniemi counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Itaniemi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Xin.
Good leg kick by Itaniemi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Itaniemi feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Xin's calf.
Xin bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Itaniemi's head backwards.
Itaniemi has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Xin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Itaniemi.
Xin throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Xin takes a jab right on the kisser.
Itaniemi feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Xin's calf.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Itaniemi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Xin on the side of the head.
Xin checks a low kick from Itaniemi.
Xin throws a low kick but it's checked well by Itaniemi.
Xin goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Xin looks for the body kick but Itaniemi saw that one coming.
Itaniemi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Xin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Xin. Itaniemi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Urho Itaniemi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Itaniemi throws a right and a left that Xin avoids nicely.
Itaniemi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Xin lands a jab-cross combination.
Itaniemi misses with a low kick.
Itaniemi lunges at Xin with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Xin's hand.
Xin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Itaniemi thumps Xin with a low kick.
Xin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Xin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Itaniemi can pounce on him.
Xin connects with an inside leg kick.
Itaniemi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Itaniemi plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Xin misses with a body shot.
Xin throws the kick towards the body but Itaniemi avoids it.
Itaniemi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Itaniemi.
Xin misses with a low kick.
Xin shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Itaniemi but Itaniemi pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Itaniemi cracks the inside of Xin's front leg.
Itaniemi thumps Xin with a low kick.
Itaniemi misses with a two punch combination.
Itaniemi scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Xin doesn't seem bothered though.
Xin throws a half hearted mid kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Itaniemi.
Itaniemi connects with a looping right hand.
Xin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Xin throws a body punch but Itaniemi moves out of range.
Itaniemi tries a head kick but it misses.
Xin pivots, looking for a leg kick but Itaniemi is out of range and Xin settles back down.
Xin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Xin tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Itaniemi takes a swing at Xin's ribcage but misses.
Itaniemi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Itaniemi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Xin on the side of the head.
Xin blocks a head kick by Itaniemi.
Xin misses with a body kick.
Itaniemi jabs at Xin's body.
Itaniemi lands a nice hook to Xin's body. Xin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Itaniemi lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Xin throws an overhand right that lands on Itaniemi's shoulder, as Itaniemi tries to avoid the shot.
Xin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Itaniemi throws a nice looking combination but Xin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Itaniemi jabs Xin right on the nose. Xin blinks but takes it well.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Xin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urho Itaniemi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Xin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Itaniemi with a hook.
Itaniemi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Itaniemi wants to land a leg kick but Xin is out of range.
Itaniemi digs a good body shot into Xin's ribs.
Xin misses the jab.
A combination from Xin does no damage.
Itaniemi jabs Xin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Good leg kick by Itaniemi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Itaniemi throws a leg kick but Xin sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Itaniemi scores with a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Itaniemi scores with a sloppy right hand. Xin should have avoided that one.
Itaniemi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Itaniemi wants to slow Xin down by chopping away at his legs.
Itaniemi misses with a straight right.
Xin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Itaniemi.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Itaniemi looks to land a right hand but Xin moved out of range.
Xin throws a low kick but it's checked well by Itaniemi.
Itaniemi connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Xin cracks Itaniemi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A slow jab from Xin misses its intended target.
Itaniemi tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Xin is able to avoid easily.
Urho Itaniemi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Xin throws a wild body kick that Itaniemi sees coming a mile off.
Xin slips under a jab.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Itaniemi enables Xin to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Itaniemi manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Itaniemi controlling the position.
Xin trying to control the position from guard on top but Itaniemi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Itaniemi is controlling Xin's posture.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Itaniemi looking for a sweep. Not yet Itaniemi, not yet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Good leg kick by Itaniemi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Some bone on bone action there as Xin checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Itaniemi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Xin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Itaniemi tries to bum rush Xin with a series of wild strikes but Xin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Itaniemi connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Xin scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Itaniemi doesn't seem bothered though.
Xin throws a half hearted mid kick.
A shot to the liver by Itaniemi. Beautiful body shot.
Itaniemi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Xin misses with a double jab
and Itaniemi counters with a left and a right that stings Xin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xin shoots in but Itaniemi avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A swing and a miss from Xin.
Itaniemi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Itaniemi throws a right hand that Xin ducks under and follows up with a left that Xin also avoids with ease.
Nice shot by Xin.
Itaniemi throws a sloppy head kick and Xin moves out of range easily.
Xin misses with a body shot
and Itaniemi counters with a head kick.
Itaniemi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Xin looks to land a right hand but Itaniemi moved out of range.
Xin is looking to score with low kicks.
Xin is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Itaniemi connects with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Xin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Itaniemi.
Itaniemi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Xin's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Xin shoots for a takedown but Itaniemi saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Xin takes one to the chin there.
Xin takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Itaniemi scores with a head kick. Xin tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Itaniemi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Xin circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circling - Itaniemi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Itaniemi works the jab nicely.
Itaniemi punishes Xin's body with a nice straight punch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Itaniemi, right into the meat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Xin looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Xin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A jab from Xin misses.
Xin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urho Itaniemi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Itaniemi has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urho Itaniemi!

Urho Itaniemi made sure to mention his sponsor, Undead clothing. All items 10$ in his post fight interview.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ludvig Landersson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mikael Samoth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Samoth has chosen Judas Priest - Painkiller as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



193 cm
26
260 lbs
19 - 10 - 1
192 cm
31
291 lbs
16 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Ludvig Landersson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mikael Samoth!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Richard Clark and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Landersson throws a leg kick but Samoth sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That kick from Landersson tenderised Samoth's leg. Samoth is trying to keep his angry face on.
Samoth throws an overhand right that lands on Landersson's shoulder, as Landersson tries to avoid the shot.
Samoth takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Samoth lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Landersson at a distance.
A jab from Landersson misses.
Landersson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Samoth throws a body punch but Landersson moves out of range.
Landersson misses with a body shot.

Samoth fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Landersson to the ground. Samoth is now in Landersson's guard.
Samoth trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Landersson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Samoth trying to control the position from guard on top but Landersson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Samoth throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Landersson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samoth working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Landersson's head.
Samoth is working Landersson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Samoth trying to control but Landersson is working from the bottom.
Samoth won't allow Landersson to sweep him here.
Samoth with a flurry of punches that miss.
Landersson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Samoth has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Samoth postures up in Landersson's guard and throws a big left but Landersson blocks it.
Samoth controls from within his opponent's guard.
Samoth loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Landersson wants to sweep here but Samoth controlling him for the moment.
Landersson throws some sloppy strikes off his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landersson lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Samoth!
Landersson trying to control but Samoth is having none of it.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Landersson cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Landersson is landing with some decent strikes but Samoth is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Samoth is working to get back to half guard.
Samoth bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

Samoth postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Landersson is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Samoth, into his guard.
Landersson won't allow Samoth to sweep him here.
Samoth is trying to keep Landersson in close.
Landersson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landersson looking to pass the guard.
Landersson postures up in Samoth's guard and throws a big left but Samoth blocks it.
Landersson lands a couple of elbows.

Samoth working for a triangle but Landersson defends it easily.
Landersson wants to pass the guard but Samoth is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Samoth working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Landersson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Landersson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Landersson throwing strikes but missing.

Samoth working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Landersson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Samoth is tightening it up a little... Landersson has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Landersson reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Landersson taps out! Nice BJJ there by Samoth!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Mikael Samoth!
An out of breath Mikael Samoth thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sean Michaels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Michaels comes to the cage accompanied by Popeda - Raakaa voimaa. Cartman has chosen Unclefucker as his entrance music. Sean Michaels has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



170 cm
24
175 lbs
12 - 6 - 1
184 cm
27
179 lbs
20 - 7 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sean Michaels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Michaels was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Michaels swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Michaels moved out of range nicely.
Michaels checks a low kick from Cartman.
Cartman tries for a takedown but Michaels sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Cartman fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Michaels checks it well.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Michaels. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Michaels swinging wildly here.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Michaels.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Michaels moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman scores with a one two! Michaels had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Michaels.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Nice takedown defense from Michaels. No joy for Cartman on that attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman blocks a head kick by Michaels.
Michaels tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Michaels swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Michaels scores with a push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Michaels misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Michaels misses with an uppercut. Cartman saw that one coming.
Michaels pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Michaels moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Michaels throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Michaels throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Good shot there by Michaels.
Cartman throws a jab when Michaels was well out of range.
Sean Michaels is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Michaels getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Michaels throws a series of punches but Cartman avoids them all with ease.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Michaels jabs Cartman right on the nose. Cartman blinks but takes it well.
Michaels will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Michaels displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cartman.
Sean Michaels has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Nice body punch from Cartman.
Cartman sizes up Michaels with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Michaels lands.
Michaels looks to throw a body kick
letting Cartman counter with a right hand.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Michaels counters with a nice uppercut.
The fighters circling - Michaels throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Michaels plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Cartman is rocked!
Michaels scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cartman doesn't seem bothered though.
Cartman is still on wobbly legs! Can Michaels finish him?
Cartman scores with a hook.
Michaels misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Cartman seems to have recovered his senses.
Michaels throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Michaels.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cartman - that will leave a mark!
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Michaels's hands.
Michaels throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Michaels throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A combination from Michaels does no damage.
Michaels throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Michaels takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Michaels defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
A punch lands to the side of Cartman 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Michaels throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good shot there by Cartman.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Michaels does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cartman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The crowd cheers as Cartman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Michaels doesn't seem phased though.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Michaels 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Michaels moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Michaels's hands.
Cartman scores with a punch to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Michaels sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice cross by Cartman.
Michaels throws the kick towards the body but Cartman avoids it.
Michaels lands with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Michaels throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Michaels throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Michaels smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cartman takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cartman scores with a decent looking hook.
Michaels throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Michaels steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman throws a hook but Michaels blocks it.
Michaels misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Michaels swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick from Michaels lands but Cartman takes it in his stride.
Michaels tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman lands a body shot.
Michaels is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cartman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Sean Michaels will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Nice jab there from Michaels.
Michaels fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cartman lands a jab to the head.
Michaels misses with a head kick.
Cartman lands with a cross.
Cartman stuns Michaels with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cartman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cartman lands with a shot to the body.
Michaels misses with a looping right.
Michaels throws a hook but Cartman blocks it.
Michaels swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Michaels misses with a straight left.
Michaels is looking to land body kicks.
Cartman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Michaels on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Michaels.
A solid body kick from Cartman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Michaels throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cartman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Michaels tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Michaels's sensitive parts.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
A lazy left from Cartman finds it's target.
Michaels slips a jab and a cross from Cartman.
Cartman connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Michaels.
Michaels throws a head kick that misses.
Michaels takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Michaels moves out of range.
Michaels changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman cracks Michaels with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Michaels.
Cartman catches Michaels with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Cartman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Michaels looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Michaels is trying to break the clinch but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Michaels swings wildly with an uppercut but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Michaels's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Michaels tries a head kick but it misses.
Eric Cartman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Michaels's hands.
Cartman's corner calls for a 1-2. Cartman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Cartman gets a clinch.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Michaels.
Michaels blocking some punches.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Cartman cracks Michaels with a nice body shot.

Michaels escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Michaels throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Cartman connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Michaels manages to avoid it.
Cartman lands with a slapping head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman with a jab.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Michaels moves away.
Michaels showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Michaels throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman lands a head kick!
Michaels buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Michaels is out of range.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cartman has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
An inside leg kick lands from Michaels.
Michaels throws out a powerful jab.
Cartman scores with a nice strike.
Michaels throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Michaels fakes the leg kick and cracks Cartman in the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Michaels manages to avoid it.
Michaels takes one to the chin there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Michaels bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Michaels will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Good standup being displayed there by Cartman as he connects with a hook.
Cartman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Michaels.
Michaels thows a body shot but no joy.
Michaels tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Michaels looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A head kick from Cartman lands but Michaels takes it in his stride.
Cartman cracks Michaels with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Michaels bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cartman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Michaels throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Cartman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Michaels was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Cartman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Michaels throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Michaels tries a head kick but it misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cartman, right into the meat.
Michaels swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Michaels swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Michaels.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Michaels keeps it at a distance.
Michaels ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman throws a head kick but Michaels moves out of range.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Michaels was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Cartman with a nice cross.
Cartman lands a nice shot that snaps Michaels's head back.
A combination from Michaels does no damage.
Cartman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a single shot there.
Michaels misses with a low kick as Cartman jumps back.
Cartman throws a half hearted mid kick.
Michaels scores with a kick to the midsection.
Michaels throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Michaels moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Good shot there by Cartman.
Cartman throws a low kick but Michaels avoids it.
A cross from Cartman lands.
Cartman takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Cartman lands a really nice looking cross but Michaels seems unphased.
Michaels pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Michaels uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Michaels scores with a nice right hand.
Cartman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cartman connects with an inside leg kick.
Cartman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Michaels misses with the combination.
Michaels keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Michaels swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Michaels moves out of range of the body kick.
Michaels misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Michaels drops his hands momentarily and Cartman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Michaels connects with a crisp jab.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Michaels.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Michaels.
Michaels takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Michaels takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Michaels tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Michaels misses with a kick to the body.
Michaels looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sean Michaels is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cartman feints and then cracks Michaels's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Michaels down.
A solid body kick from Michaels.
Michaels throws a wild body kick that Cartman sees coming a mile off.
Cartman scores with a shot to the body.
Michaels moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Cartman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Michaels on the side of the head.
Cartman lands a really nice looking cross but Michaels seems unphased.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cartman has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Michaels.

Michaels tries to sprawl but Cartman drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Michaels does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman controlling the action here.
Cartman wants to control but Michaels is keeping him busy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Eric Cartman has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Michaels moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cartman is looking to slow Michaels down with leg kicks.
Cartman throws a hook but Michaels blocks it.
Michaels's jab looks to have found its range, popping Cartman under the eye.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cartman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!

Eric Cartman opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jean Pierre Babin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfa Uros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Babin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, South Park - Let's Fighting Love. Uros comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Dirty Diana kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



188 cm
25
193 lbs
10 - 3 - 0
182 cm
25
190 lbs
15 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Perkele!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jean Pierre Babin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfa Uros!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uros displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Jean Pierre Babin has been cut.
Babin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Uros.
Babin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uros on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Uros throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Uros feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Babins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Uros clinches.
Babin misses with a punch to the body.
Uros tries a body shot but Babin blocks it.

Babin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Babin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Uros looks for a takedown but Babin sprawls well.
Babin throws a left and a right that both miss
and Uros counters with a nice leg kick.
Babin misses with a hook. Uros ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uros lands with a slapping head kick.
A shot to the body from Babin misses
and Uros counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Babin thinking.
Babin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Uros misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Babin.
A big right from Uros misses.
Jean Pierre Babin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Babin. Uros does a little dance to reset his feet.
Uros takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Uros ducks under a wild hook from Babin.
Uros throws a right hand that Babin ducks under and follows up with a left that Babin also avoids with ease.
Uros swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Babin scores with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Babin fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Uros on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uros scores with a jab to the jaw.
Babin is looking to land body kicks.
Babin stuffs the takedown attempt from Uros. Uros gets slowly back to his feet.
Uros wants to clinch
and Babin counters with a right hand to the body.
Babin slips a straight right by Uros.
Babin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Babin jabs at Uros's body.
Uros moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Uros defending well as Babin loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uros moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Babin swings for the body but Uros moves out of range.
Uros misses with an attempted mid kick.
Babin scores with a head kick.
Babin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Uros throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Babin keeps Uros at a distance using the push kick.
Uros fails with an attempt to clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Babin just misses with a punch to the body.
Babin is looking to wear down Uros with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Uros keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uros looks for a takedown but Babin sprawls well.
Jean Pierre Babin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alfa Uros.
Babin misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Babin punishes Uros's body with a nice straight punch.
Uros lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Babin misses with an uppercut.
Uros tries to bum rush Babin with a series of wild strikes but Babin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Babin walks into a straight right hand from Uros.
Babin misses with a jab to the body

and Uros moves into the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Babin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Babin scores with a nice hook to the head.
Babin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Uros can't find room to land a body shot as Babin controls the action.
Uros tries to land a knee to the head but Babin blocks with his arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Alfa Uros will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jean Pierre Babin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Uros dodges the punch combination from Babin.
Uros lands a nice hook to Babin's body. Babin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Uros wants to slow Babin down by chopping away at his legs.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Babin.
Uros thows a body shot but no joy.
Babin tries to land a front kick but Uros steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Uros looks to land a combination. Babin sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Uros misses with the combination.
The fighters circle momentarily. Babin darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Uros pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uros takes a swing at Babin's ribcage but misses.
Uros avoids the body shot from Babin.
Uros misses with a body shot.
Babin scores with a punch to the head.
Babin throws out a loose jab but Uros uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uros throws a right hand that Babin ducks under and follows up with a left that Babin also avoids with ease.
Uros throws a leg kick that misses.
Uros keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uros tries a head kick but it misses.
Babin punishes Uros's body with a nice straight punch.
Babin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uros thumps Babin with a low kick.
Uros keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uros misses with a wild body shot.
Nice defenses there by Babin.
Nice cross by Babin.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Both fighters circling a little - Babin finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Uros is breathing heavily.
Babin just misses with a punch to the body.

Babin lands a big head kick that sends Uros tumbling to the mat! Babin takes a step backwards and waves Uros back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Uros is rocked!
Uros misses with a two punch combination.
Uros is still on wobbly legs! Can Babin finish him?
Babin keeps Uros at a distance using the push kick.
Babin closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Uros out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jean Pierre Babin!
Jean Pierre Babin made sure to mention his sponsor, Conviction in his post fight interview.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Janne Maunonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Masaru Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maunonen comes into the arena with Heavy metal kings - King Diamond blaring out of the sound system. Midget has chosen MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This as his entrance music. Masaru Midget will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



199 cm
28
269 lbs
18 - 10 - 0
225 cm
27
273 lbs
21 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


Undead clothing. All items 10$
Katukauppa.com


Undead clothing. All items 10$


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Janne Maunonen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Masaru Midget!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Midget throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Maunonen. Midget does a little dance to reset his feet.
Midget avoids a punch combination nicely.
Maunonen throws a jab when Midget was well out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Midget. No joy for Maunonen on that attempt.
Midget moves into range and connects with a jab.
Midget dodges the punch combination from Maunonen.
Midget looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

Maunonen shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Maunonen looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Maunonen is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Maunonen throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Midget because Maunonen loaded up on that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maunonen throws a wild left hand from mount and Midget manages to wriggle his way back to half guard.
Midget is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Maunonen lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Maunonen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Maunonen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Midget is staying active underneath Maunonen, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Maunonen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Midget defending well though.
Midget wants to get back to his feet.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Maunonen connects with a nice short shot to Midget's temple.
Maunonen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maunonen wants to control but Midget is keeping him busy.
Maunonen missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Maunonen trying to control the pace.
Midget trying to control from the bottom.
Maunonen prevents Midget from improving his position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Maunonen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Midget keeps working.
Maunonen working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Midget is defending against the submission attempts here by Maunonen.
Maunonen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Midget scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Maunonen manages to mount him!
Maunonen cracks Midget with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Midget is squirming around, avoiding Maunonen's attempts to control the action.
Maunonen looking to ground and pound but Midget is blocking nicely.
Poor strikes thrown by Maunonen there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Midget is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Maunonen raining down hammerfists from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Maunonen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Midget is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Maunonen lands a big elbow.
Midget is looking to get to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Maunonen throws some wild stikes that Midget manages to avoid easily.
Maunonen punishing his opponent with strikes.

It looks like Masaru Midget has been cut.

Maunonen is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Midget has managed to escape the submission attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Midget tries to lock up and control but Maunonen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Janne Maunonen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Masaru Midget's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


A nice inside leg kick there by Midget. That's going to slow Maunonen down.
The fighters circling - Maunonen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Maunonen throws the left hand but Midget avoids the punch easily.
Maunonen lands a lovely overhand right.
Maunonen tests Midget's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Maunonen misses with a right hand
and Midget counters with an inside leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Maunonen!
Maunonen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Maunonen fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Midget is out of range.
Maunonen misses with a shot to the body
enabling Midget to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Janne Maunonen has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right from Maunonen misses.
Midget defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Maunonen.
Maunonen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Midget sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maunonen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Midget was well out of range. Poor timing from Maunonen.
Maunonen drops his hands momentarily and Midget takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A swing and a miss from Maunonen.
An inside leg kick from Maunonen misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Midget blocks the low kick.
Maunonen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Midget manages to avoid it.
Maunonen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Midget counters with a nice body kick.
A cross from Maunonen lands.
Maunonen throws a hook but Midget avoids it easily.
Maunonen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Midget misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Maunonen scores with a spinning back kick!
Midget showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Maunonen.
Midget lands a nice shot that snaps Maunonen's head back.
Midget throws a push kick but Maunonen slaps the foot to one side.
Maunonen throws an off balance right hand
and Midget counters with a nice body kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Midget. That snapped Maunonen's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Midget misses with a wild combination.
Maunonen shoots in for a takedown but Midget shows good takedown defense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maunonen connects with a leg kick. Midget looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Maunonen misses with a low kick.
Maunonen misses with a straight left.
Midget scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Maunonen scores with the left hand. Midget knows he should have avoided that one.
Midget slips a straight right by Maunonen.
Maunonen misses with an attempted mid kick.
Maunonen misses with a straight left.
Maunonen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Midget.

Maunonen gets a double leg takedown into Midget's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Midget is on top in guard.
Midget would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Midget postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maunonen is pulling down on Midget's head to control his posture.

Maunonen has an active guard here but Midget has managed to pass into half guard.
Maunonen is looking for a sweep. Midget is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Maunonen has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Midget is working away from the top position though.
Maunonen tries to roll over but Midget keeps him under control.
Maunonen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Maunonen.
Midget must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Maunonen keeping moving, preventing Midget from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Maunonen had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Midget defends it easily.
Midget wanted to stand there but Maunonen had control of the position.
Midget trying to control but Maunonen is working from the bottom.
Maunonen is trying to keep Midget in close.
Maunonen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Maunonen manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Maunonen breaks from Midget's wrist control and lands an elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Janne Maunonen dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Maunonen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!


Maunonen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Midget swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Midget bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Maunonen moves out of range as Midget throws a body kick.
Midget looks for the body kick but Maunonen saw that one coming.
Midget throws a half hearted mid kick.
Maunonen throws a jab when Midget was well out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Maunonen.
Maunonen throws a hook but Midget avoids it easily.

Midget moves into the clinch.
Maunonen lands a knee to the body.
Maunonen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Midget wants to break free but Maunonen has control.
Maunonen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Midget's elbow.
Maunonen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Maunonen tries to pull guard but Midget won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maunonen lands a body shot in the clinch.
Midget blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Midget can't find room to land a body shot as Maunonen controls the action.
Maunonen prevents a body shot from Midget.
Midget avoiding damage as Maunonen throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Midget fails to land.
Midget prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Janne Maunonen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Maunonen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Midget smiles and moves away.
Midget throws a leg kick but Maunonen sees it coming and moves out of range.
Maunonen loads up on a big right hand but Midget slips the punch.
Midget throws a half hearted mid kick.

Maunonen scores with a takedown into Midget's guard.
Maunonen wants to control from the top but Midget keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maunonen throwing strikes but missing.
Maunonen looking to sit in guard and control but Midget gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Maunonen keeping moving, preventing Midget from controlling successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Midget is looking to stand up but Maunonen won't let him.
Maunonen manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Midget holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Maunonen tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maunonen lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Midget hang on?
Maunonen wants to control the pace but Midget is squirming around nicely.
Midget blocking the ground and pound.
Janne Maunonen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Maunonen lands a big elbow.
Maunonen avoids the attempt from Midget to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maunonen scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Midget is in a horrible position here. Maunonen smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Masaru Midget has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Maunonen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Maunonen lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Midget hang on?

Midget is rocked!
Maunonen unloading with bombs!
Midget is still in real trouble! Can Maunonen finish him?

Maunonen working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Midget looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by Maunonen! Submission of the night perhaps?

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Janne Maunonen!
Janne Maunonen made sure to mention his sponsor, Katukauppa.com in his post fight interview.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between George McTrigger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lenny Mclean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mclean comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Oasis - F**king in the bushes kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!



187 cm
27
241 lbs
15 - 4 - 1
195 cm
26
270 lbs
21 - 4 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin


160!
Zentrope Fighting Universe


Hellbent


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, George McTrigger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lenny Mclean!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mclean lands a jab to McTrigger's midsection.
McTrigger has a takedown stuffed.
Mclean feints and then cracks McTrigger's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McTrigger down.
Nice cross by Mclean.
Mclean fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McTrigger manages to avoid it.
McTrigger moves out of range as Mclean strikes.
Mclean lands a right hook to the body.
Mclean punishes McTrigger's body with a nice straight punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mclean. McTrigger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mclean takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McTrigger takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mclean scores with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Mclean.
Mclean goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McTrigger avoids the body shot from Mclean.
Mclean thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mclean takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McTrigger takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mclean misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lenny Mclean is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mclean checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McTrigger tries a head kick but it misses.
McTrigger shoots and misses
and Mclean counters with a straight right hand.
Mclean scores with a leg kick.
Mclean fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McTrigger has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mclean lands a jab.
McTrigger looks to land a body kick but Mclean moved away.
McTrigger shoots for a double leg takedown but Mclean sprawls well. He's pushed McTrigger's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for George McTrigger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mclean misses the jab.
McTrigger walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mclean tries to bum rush McTrigger with a series of wild strikes but McTrigger uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McTrigger throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McTrigger lands a nice looking body kick.
Mclean throws a nice inside leg kick.

McTrigger throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Mclean was covering up waiting for the punch and McTrigger finishes the takedown easily into guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
McTrigger controlling from the top position.
McTrigger trying to control the position from guard on top but Mclean is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mclean looking for a sweep. Not yet Mclean, not yet.
McTrigger trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McTrigger stays in close to Mclean's body and controls the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up because George McTrigger just wasn't active enough.
Mclean throws a jab when McTrigger was well out of range.
McTrigger shoots for a double leg takedown but Mclean sprawls well. He's pushed McTrigger's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McTrigger misses with a wild body shot.
McTrigger tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mclean punishes McTrigger's body with a nice straight punch.
Good exchange - Mclean coming out on top.
Mclean checks the leg kick nicely there.
The fighters circling - Mclean throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mclean.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McTrigger walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mclean attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mclean looks to land a combination but McTrigger avoids it well.
A swing and a miss from Mclean.
Mclean looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mclean moves out of range of the body kick from McTrigger.
Mclean pivots, looking for a leg kick but McTrigger is out of range and Mclean settles back down.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McTrigger checks a leg kick.
McTrigger tries to clinch up
and Mclean counters with an inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mclean throws a body kick that misses.
Mclean is looking to chop away at McTrigger's legs.
Nice jab there from McTrigger.
Mclean is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McTrigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lenny Mclean dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


A jab lands there for Mclean.
Mclean on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McTrigger. McTrigger obviously looking to wear him down.
McTrigger scoring well with a low kick there.
McTrigger moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McTrigger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mclean stuffs the takedown.
McTrigger looks to land a left hand but Mclean moved out of range nicely.
Mclean moves out of range of the body kick from McTrigger.

McTrigger shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Mclean napping and manages to drive through into side control!
McTrigger laying and praying for a moment but Mclean takes advantage and regains half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McTrigger is controlling the pace.
McTrigger looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McTrigger lands strikes from half guard.
McTrigger thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mclean's head.
McTrigger wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mclean keeps working.
Mclean blocking the ground and pound attempt from McTrigger.
McTrigger with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
McTrigger wants to take a breather but Mclean is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Mclean is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

George McTrigger has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
McTrigger tries to clinch up but Mclean circles away and keeps his distance.
Mclean lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McTrigger slips a jab and a cross from Mclean.
McTrigger misses with a few strikes there.
A jab from Mclean finds it's way through McTrigger's defenses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McTrigger is defended easily by Mclean.
McTrigger misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mclean swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McTrigger motions for Mclean to come forward. McTrigger throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A slow jab from Mclean misses its intended target.
McTrigger misses with a body kick.
Mclean loads up on a big right hand but McTrigger slips the punch.
McTrigger throws a leg kick but Mclean checks it.
Mclean has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McTrigger throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
An inside leg kick lands from McTrigger.
McTrigger throws a right and a left that Mclean avoids nicely.
No joy there for McTrigger, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McTrigger blocks a leg kick.
Mclean uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McTrigger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mclean. McTrigger does a little dance to reset his feet.
McTrigger throws a leg kick but Mclean moved away.
McTrigger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mclean.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Mclean.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McTrigger.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McTrigger tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mclean is able to avoid easily.
Mclean doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McTrigger throws a head kick that misses.
McTrigger stuns Mclean with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

McTrigger fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mclean, pushing him back against the cage.

McTrigger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McTrigger explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting McTrigger here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
McTrigger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mclean's calf.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mclean scores with a leg kick.
McTrigger throws a leg kick but Mclean checks it.
McTrigger throws a solid leg kick but Mclean takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McTrigger.
Mclean tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McTrigger was well out of range. Poor timing from Mclean.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George McTrigger dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!


McTrigger throws a leg kick that misses.
Mclean blocks a low kick nicely.
McTrigger lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McTrigger tries to work over Mclean's front leg with a kick but Mclean checks it.

McTrigger takes the fight into the clinch.
Mclean misses with a short punch on the inside.
McTrigger has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Mclean after a bit of a struggle.
Mclean wants to break free but McTrigger has control.
Mclean lands with a short head shot on the inside.
McTrigger lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mclean.
Mclean lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McTrigger backwards.
McTrigger misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McTrigger blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mclean.
McTrigger can't break the clinch.
Mclean fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mclean misses with the head strike.
Mclean misses with a punch to the body.
McTrigger lands with a left to the head.
Mclean stops a takedown attempt from McTrigger.
McTrigger blocking some punches.

McTrigger breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Mclean misses the target.
Mclean throws a poor cross that misses
and McTrigger counters with a stiff right hand.
Mclean uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McTrigger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mclean throws a hook to the side of McTrigger's head but McTrigger sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mclean misses with an uppercut. McTrigger saw that one coming.
Mclean scores with the left hand. McTrigger knows he should have avoided that one.
Mclean looks to throw the jab but McTrigger is out of range.
Mclean throws a chopping leg kick but McTrigger manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McTrigger throws a wild body kick that Mclean sees coming a mile off.
McTrigger moves in looking to clinch but Mclean pushes him off.
Mclean avoids a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McTrigger thows a body shot but no joy.
Mclean moves out of range of the body kick.
McTrigger ducks right into an uppercut from Mclean.
McTrigger walks into a left hand.
McTrigger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mclean moves away.
Mclean works the jab nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McTrigger takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mclean tries to bum rush McTrigger with a series of wild strikes but McTrigger uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McTrigger is looking to slow Mclean down with leg kicks.
Mclean connects with a crisp jab.
McTrigger pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mclean is out of range and McTrigger settles back down.
McTrigger throws a sloppy head kick and Mclean moves out of range easily.
Mclean missing with a left hand there. McTrigger was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McTrigger moves away from the strike by Mclean.
McTrigger cracks the inside of Mclean's front leg.
Mclean swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McTrigger ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McTrigger lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McTrigger throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mclean stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McTrigger.
Mclean takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mclean takes a swing at McTrigger's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Mclean is predictable there
and McTrigger counters with a left to the body.
Mclean misses with a hook
and McTrigger counters with a solid body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as McTrigger blocks the leg kick.
McTrigger scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A chopping leg kick lands by McTrigger.
McTrigger fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mclean checks it well.
McTrigger misses with a low kick.
Mclean's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McTrigger throws a leg kick which misses Mclean's front leg but catches the back leg as Mclean tries to avoid it.
Good work by McTrigger as he checks the leg kick.
Mclean throws an off balance right hand
and McTrigger counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McTrigger scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Mclean shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McTrigger throws a hook but Mclean avoids it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
George McTrigger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McTrigger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... George McTrigger!

An out of breath George McTrigger thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sun Wukong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Berkshire Hathaway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sun Wukong is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.



190 cm
26
211 lbs
20 - 5 - 0
187 cm
28
210 lbs
25 - 13 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sun Wukong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Berkshire Hathaway!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Atkins and William Gold.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some bone on bone action there as Hathaway checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hathaway misses with a shot to the body
and Wukong counters with a nice leg kick.
Wukong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hathaway.
Hathaway scores with a jab.
Hathaway misses with a jab, cross combination.

Hathaway scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Hathaway is trying to work for a kimura but Wukong is defending well.
Hathaway passes the guard and advances to mount!
Wukong holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Hathaway tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Wukong wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Hathaway.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wukong is squirming around, avoiding Hathaway's attempts to control the action.
Wukong knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hathaway on the ground.
Poor strikes thrown by Hathaway there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Hathaway throwing strikes here but Wukong is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Hathaway lands a big shot there that rocks Wukong but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Hathaway misses with a head shot.
Hathaway has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hathaway throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Hathaway raining down shots from the mount!
Hathaway punching from mount but Wukong doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hathaway lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Wukong hang on?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hathaway looking to ground and pound but Wukong is blocking nicely.
Hathaway trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Wukong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Hathaway raining down shots from the mount!
Hathaway punching from mount but Wukong doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wukong holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Hathaway tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Hathaway trying to control but Wukong is having none of it.
Hathaway throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hathaway avoids the attempt from Wukong to control.
Poor strikes thrown by Hathaway there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Hathaway working the ground and pound effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hathaway with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Hathaway throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Wukong because Hathaway loaded up on that one.
Hathaway postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Wukong in real trouble here! The ref calls for Wukong to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Berkshire Hathaway!
Berkshire Hathaway seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Pinta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McThornbody might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tame. Pinta has chosen God Is an Astronaut - All Is Violent, All Is Bright as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!



188 cm
29
210 lbs
27 - 4 - 0
192 cm
28
213 lbs
20 - 5 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Thomas Pinta!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and Colin Fotheringham.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pinta, as that shot connected.
Pinta ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pinta goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McThornbody lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pinta connects with a leg kick. McThornbody looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McThornbody walks into a left hand.
Pinta takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McThornbody missing with a left hand there. Pinta was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gristle McThornbody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pinta takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McThornbody looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McThornbody scores with a nice strike.
McThornbody moves into range and connects with a jab.
McThornbody ducks under a wild hook from Pinta.
McThornbody takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Pinta is looking to score with low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Pinta takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pinta motions for McThornbody to come forward. Pinta throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McThornbody thows a body shot but no joy.
A combination from Pinta does no damage.
McThornbody tries to land a leg kick but Pinta saw it coming and moves away.
Pinta blocks a jab.
Good exchange - McThornbody coming out on top.
Pinta scores with a sloppy right hand. McThornbody should have avoided that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pinta fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McThornbody is out of range.
A swing and a miss from Pinta.
Pinta avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The fighters circling - McThornbody throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pinta pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody ducks under a wild hook from Pinta.
McThornbody lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pinta at a distance.
Pinta jabs McThornbody to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McThornbody takes a swing at Pinta's ribcage but misses.
Pinta misses with a looping left.
Pinta slips under a jab.
Pinta jabs at McThornbody's body.
McThornbody misses with a body shot.
McThornbody misses with the combination.
Pinta throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pinta displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McThornbody throws out the jab.
Pinta will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinta throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McThornbody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pinta was well out of range. Poor timing from McThornbody.
McThornbody throws a right hand that misses
and Pinta counters with a nice low kick that buckles McThornbody's knee momentarily.
McThornbody digs a good hook to Pinta's body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pinta. That's going to slow McThornbody down.
McThornbody looks to land a left hand but Pinta moved out of range nicely.
McThornbody misses with a body punch
and Pinta makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McThornbody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pinta moves away.
Pinta tried to score with a low kick but McThornbody checks it.
Pinta thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pinta getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McThornbody checks a leg kick.
McThornbody throws a jab but it's blocked by Pinta.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McThornbody checks the leg kick nicely there.
McThornbody on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pinta takes one to the chin there.
McThornbody rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pinta moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pinta pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pinta throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pinta slips a jab from McThornbody.
Pinta keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A combination from Pinta does no damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pinta throws a leg kick that misses.
McThornbody misses with a straight right.
McThornbody works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Gristle McThornbody will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Pinta tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pinta cracks McThornbody with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Pinta ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McThornbody moves away.
McThornbody misses the shot to the body.
Jab from McThornbody.
McThornbody tries to work over Pinta's front leg with a kick but Pinta checks it.
Pinta throws a jab when McThornbody was well out of range.
McThornbody misses with a wild body shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pinta.
McThornbody misses with the combination.
Gristle McThornbody is winning the standup battle so far.
Pinta keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McThornbody.
McThornbody throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pinta sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody defending well as Pinta loads up on a big left hand.
McThornbody looks to score with a jab to the body but Pinta is just out of range.
Pinta does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pinta misses with a left hand
and McThornbody counters with a solid body kick.
McThornbody fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pinta on the side of the head.
Pinta gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McThornbody.
Pinta gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A head kick misses from Pinta.
McThornbody scores with a hook.
McThornbody misses with a hook.
Pinta throws a leg kick
and McThornbody makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pinta cracks McThornbody with a good jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinta lands with a right hand.
McThornbody misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pinta.
Pinta moves out of range as McThornbody throws a body kick.
Pinta looks to score with a jab to the body but McThornbody is just out of range.
Pinta throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A telegraphed right hand from McThornbody misses the target.
McThornbody throws a lazy head kick
and Pinta counters with a right hand to the body.
McThornbody lands a body shot.
McThornbody uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pinta.
McThornbody misses with a body kick.
McThornbody explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A telegraphed right hand from McThornbody misses the target.
McThornbody just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody thows a leg kick but Pinta checks it
and Pinta cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pinta throws a lazy uppercut
and McThornbody counters with a nice uppercut.
McThornbody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pinta moves away.
Pinta takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A clash of legs there as McThornbody blocks the low kick.
McThornbody displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pinta throws out the jab.
Pinta feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McThornbodys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McThornbody on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pinta gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McThornbody misses with a body shot.
A cross from McThornbody lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from McThornbody.
A head kick misses from McThornbody.
McThornbody throws the kick towards the body but Pinta avoids it.
Pinta connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Pinta throws a low kick but McThornbody avoids it.
Pinta tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McThornbody was well out of range. Poor timing from Pinta.
McThornbody lands with a straight right. Pinta didn't see that one coming.
Pinta throws a chopping leg kick but McThornbody manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pinta thows a leg kick but McThornbody checks it
and McThornbody counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McThornbody scores with a shot to the body.
McThornbody misses with a wild body shot.
Pinta scores with a jab. McThornbody acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gristle McThornbody dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Pinta lands a nice looking kick to the body. McThornbody takes a step back to recover.
Pinta throws a hook but McThornbody avoids it easily.
Pinta throws a chopping leg kick but McThornbody manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pinta cracks McThornbody with an open hand slap.
McThornbody lands with a good body shot.
McThornbody throws a leg kick but Pinta sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pinta cracks McThornbody with a right hand to the side of the head.
McThornbody goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
McThornbody connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pinta. Pinta circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McThornbody connects with a leg kick. Pinta looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pinta throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McThornbody thumps Pinta with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinta misses with a body kick.
McThornbody thuds a left hand into Pinta's body.
Pinta shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A bone on bone clash there as McThornbody blocks the leg kick.
McThornbody fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pinta has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pinta lands with a thumping leg kick.
McThornbody lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pinta blocks the body kick.
McThornbody takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pinta is looking to score with low kicks.
McThornbody moves out of range as Pinta strikes.
Pinta looks to score with a jab to the body but McThornbody is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody swings for the body but Pinta moves out of range.
McThornbody pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McThornbody scores with a nice right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circling - Pinta throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McThornbody looks to land a body kick but Pinta moved away.
McThornbody moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McThornbody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McThornbody throws the kick towards the body but Pinta avoids it.
McThornbody throws a sloppy head kick
and Pinta counters with a slapping leg kick.
Pinta throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McThornbody lands a jab to Pinta's midsection.
McThornbody lands a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody lands a body shot.
McThornbody catches Pinta with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McThornbody is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pinta slips under a jab.
Pinta waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McThornbody.
Pinta takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Pinta tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McThornbody checks a low kick from Pinta.
Pinta thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pinta connects with a right hand. McThornbody shakes it off.
McThornbody fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pinta.
McThornbody just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pinta throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pinta tries to move into range but McThornbody moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Pinta swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McThornbody keeps Pinta at a distance using the push kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McThornbody scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Pinta thuds a left hand into McThornbody's body.
McThornbody misses with the combination.
McThornbody misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McThornbody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pinta manages to avoid it.
McThornbody misses with the body kick
and Pinta counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McThornbody misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gristle McThornbody clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


McThornbody chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pinta can pounce on him.
Pinta keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pinta slips under a jab from McThornbody.
McThornbody blocks the body kick.
McThornbody throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pinta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McThornbody.
McThornbody slips a straight right by Pinta.
McThornbody slips under a jab.
McThornbody feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pintas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McThornbody stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McThornbody throws a right hand that misses
and Pinta counters with a nice uppercut.
Pinta throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Pinta checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Pinta lands a nice leg kick that just misses McThornbody's sensitive parts.
McThornbody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pinta manages to avoid it.
McThornbody moves out of range of the body kick from Pinta.
McThornbody punishes Pinta's body with a nice straight punch.
A nice combination there by McThornbody.
Pinta wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pinta checks a leg kick.
Pinta throws a low kick, looking for McThornbody's leg but McThornbody calmly moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Pinta blocks the low kick.
McThornbody cracks Pinta with a right hand to the side of the head.
Pinta throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinta cracks McThornbody with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pinta swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pinta missing with a left hand there. McThornbody was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pinta moves away from the strike by McThornbody.
Pinta moves away from the strike by McThornbody.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McThornbody lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pinta has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pinta and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pinta moves out of range of the strikes.
McThornbody looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McThornbody takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McThornbody lands a jab to the nose.
Pinta fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pinta bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McThornbody's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinta lands a jab to McThornbody's midsection.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Pinta connects with a solid leg kick.
Pinta tries to work over McThornbody's front leg with a kick but McThornbody checks it.
Pinta cracks the inside of McThornbody's front leg.
Pinta tries to move into range but McThornbody moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Pinta tries a low kick but McThornbody avoids it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pinta lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McThornbody has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McThornbody and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pinta steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McThornbody.
Pinta cracks McThornbody with a good jab.
McThornbody takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pinta throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and McThornbody counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody thows a body shot but no joy.
Pinta waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McThornbody.
McThornbody works Pinta's body with a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McThornbody throws an overhand right that lands on Pinta's shoulder, as Pinta tries to avoid the shot.
McThornbody connects with a single shot there.
Both fighters circling a little - McThornbody finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Pinta misses with a leg kick
and McThornbody counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McThornbody loads up on a big right hand but Pinta slips the punch.
Pinta keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pinta with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pinta cracks a nice hook into McThornbody's ribs.
McThornbody lands a nice looking body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thomas Pinta dominated that fourth round.
That's time! McThornbody's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!


Pinta throws a leg kick that misses.
A low kick from McThornbody is predictable there
and Pinta cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pinta keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McThornbody.
Pinta takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McThornbody connects with a solid leg kick.
Pinta has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from McThornbody.
Pinta throws a jab when McThornbody was well out of range.
Pinta takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pinta has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McThornbody throws a good cross that connects.
Pinta has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McThornbody finds it's way round the side to connect with Pinta's head.
Pinta moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McThornbody works the jab nicely.
McThornbody throws a body punch but Pinta moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody looks to land a left hand but Pinta moved out of range nicely.
Pinta lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Pinta feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McThornbody's calf.
McThornbody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pinta was well out of range. Poor timing from McThornbody.
Pinta avoids a kick to the body.
Pinta takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pinta is looking to chop away at McThornbody's legs.
Pinta lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A shot to the liver by Pinta. Beautiful body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from McThornbody. Pinta does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pinta motions for McThornbody to come forward. Pinta throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McThornbody ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinta lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pinta dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Pinta throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pinta scores with a kick to the midsection.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Pinta misses the target.
Pinta thows a body shot but no joy.
McThornbody misses with a left hand
and Pinta counters with a thumping low kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. McThornbody darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Pinta walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pinta misses with a body kick.
Pinta misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody misses with an uppercut. Pinta saw that one coming.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Pinta in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
McThornbody throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pinta misses with a low kick.
Pinta looks for the body kick but McThornbody saw that one coming.
Pinta dips to his left and cracks McThornbody with an uppercut!
McThornbody tests Pinta's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McThornbody thuds a left hand into Pinta's body.
McThornbody bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Pinta feints and then cracks McThornbody's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McThornbody down.
Pinta loads up on a big right hand but McThornbody slips the punch.
A jab from McThornbody misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pinta checks the leg kick nicely there.
Thomas Pinta has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pinta scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McThornbody keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A big left from Pinta misses.
Pinta looks for the body kick but McThornbody saw that one coming.
McThornbody with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McThornbody loads up on a big right hand but Pinta slips the punch.
A big right from McThornbody misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pinta chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pinta swings for the body but McThornbody moves out of range.
Pinta lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thomas Pinta comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McThornbody has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 48:47
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 48:47
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gristle McThornbody!

Gristle McThornbody retains his light heavyweight title!
Gristle McThornbody seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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