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Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 18, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buttlicker displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Paxinos.
Buttlicker fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Paxinos cracks Buttlicker with a right hand to the side of the head.
Buttlicker wants to clinch up but Paxinos keeps it at a distance.#CL2#
Paxinos has closed the distance and engaged Buttlicker in a clinch.
Buttlicker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Buttlicker is trying to drag Paxinos to the mat but Paxinos just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Buttlicker throws a head punch that misses.
Paxinos digs a right hand underneath Buttlicker's ribcage. Buttlicker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Buttlicker tries to break the clinch but Paxinos is controlling the position. #TD2#
Paxinos jumps into guard, dragging Buttlicker to the mat.
#T1#
Paxinos wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Buttlicker looking to sit in guard and control but Paxinos gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Buttlicker wants to sweep here but Paxinos controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Paxinos is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB#
Buttlicker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SU2#
Paxinos stands up and waves to Buttlicker to follow him. #T2#
Paxinos tries to score a power double leg takedown but Buttlicker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Paxinos somewhat.#TD#
Buttlicker dives in and scores a takedown into Paxinos's guard.
Buttlicker trying to control but Paxinos is working from the bottom.
Buttlicker is really struggling to control Paxinos but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Paxinos tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Paxinos tries to strike from the bottom.
Buttlicker looking to pass the guard. #T3#
Paxinos is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#SUB2#
Paxinos has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Buttlicker can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Buttlicker slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Paxinos shoots in for a takedown but Buttlicker shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Joseph Buttlicker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nobel Paxinos.
Paxinos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Buttlicker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Buttlicker connects with a body shot.#CL2#
Paxinos moves into the clinch.#TD2#
Paxinos lands a takedown into guard.
#ES#
Buttlicker manages to escape and get back to his feet.
#T4#
Paxinos closes the distance and clinches up with Buttlicker, looking for a takedown. Paxinos pushes Buttlicker against the cage but Buttlicker circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A head kick misses from Paxinos.
Buttlicker is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Paxinos.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Buttlicker. #TD#
Buttlicker shoots in and gets a takedown into Paxinos's guard.
Paxinos has a closed guard, preventing Buttlicker from standing up.
Paxinos striking off his back but it's not causing Buttlicker any problems.
Buttlicker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Paxinos works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Paxinos will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Joseph Buttlicker will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##CL#
Buttlicker clinches.
Buttlicker is trying to pull guard but Paxinos has him pressed against the cage.#TD#
Buttlicker has Paxinos pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Buttlicker pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Paxinos tumbling to the mat - Buttlicker dives into Paxinos's guard.#ES2#
Paxinos pushes Buttlicker off and gets back to his feet.
Paxinos shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Buttlicker as he jumps to the side. #CL#
Buttlicker moves into the clinch.
Buttlicker has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Paxinos is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#TD#
Buttlicker drags the fight down to the ground.
Buttlicker is adopting a defensive guard.
Buttlicker is trying to keep Paxinos in close.
#T1#
Paxinos is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Paxinos wants to pass the guard but Buttlicker is keeping the position.
Buttlicker working a defensive guard but Paxinos passes into half guard.
#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Buttlicker tries to get to full guard but Paxinos has control of the leg.
Buttlicker works his way to full guard. Good work.
Paxinos makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Paxinos being controlled here momentarily.
Buttlicker keeping moving, preventing Paxinos from controlling successfully. #T3#
Paxinos wants to stand but Buttlicker has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Paxinos slaps away a takedown attempt from Buttlicker, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joseph Buttlicker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Paxinos shoots in but Buttlicker avoids the takedown attempt easily.#CL2#
Paxinos fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Buttlicker, pushing him back against the cage.
Buttlicker struggles to land a body shot inside as Paxinos controls his hands.
#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#TD2#
Paxinos is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Buttlicker can't fight it off and eventually Paxinos manages to take the fight to the floor. Buttlicker looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Paxinos trying to control the position from guard on top but Buttlicker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Buttlicker looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Paxinos has picked Buttlicker up and slammed him! Buttlicker can't keep hold of the triangle and Paxinos manages to pass to side control!
Buttlicker sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Paxinos is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#ES#
Buttlicker has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Paxinos is on him like a limpet, forcing Buttlicker back against the cage.
Buttlicker has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Paxinos after a bit of a struggle.
Paxinos stalling the fight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Joseph Buttlicker will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Buttlicker stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Buttlicker wants it to stay on the feet.
Paxinos closes this distance looking for a takedown but Buttlicker circles away.#TD#
Buttlicker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Paxinos did well to prevent Buttlicker getting side control.
Paxinos tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Buttlicker manages to move to mount!
Paxinos tries to hold on but Buttlicker postures up.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Buttlicker cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Buttlicker looking to finish Paxinos with some ground and pound. This is bad for Paxinos!
Buttlicker looking to finish Paxinos with some ground and pound. This is bad for Paxinos!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Paxinos is squirming around, avoiding Buttlicker's attempts to control the action. #T1#
Paxinos working to try and regain half guard.
Buttlicker working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Buttlicker fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Paxinos is in a horrible position here. Buttlicker smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Paxinos sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Buttlicker landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Paxinos trying to control from the bottom.
Paxinos is trying to get back to full guard.
Buttlicker looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #T2#
Buttlicker controlling the action here.
Buttlicker's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Paxinos is looking to improve his position.
Buttlicker wants to control but Paxinos is keeping him busy.
Joseph Buttlicker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Well, if Buttlicker is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
#T3#
Paxinos is trying to stand up here but Buttlicker is controlling him well.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Paxinos moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Buttlicker is stalling in the full guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Sloppy strikes from Paxinos. Those never looked like landing. #TD2#
Paxinos shoots in and gets a takedown into Buttlicker's guard.
Buttlicker pulls Paxinos in close to his closed guard and prevents Paxinos from doing any damage or advancing position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#ES#
Buttlicker pushes Paxinos off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joseph Buttlicker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Buttlicker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:29
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joseph Buttlicker!
Our winner, Joseph Buttlicker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Nobel Paxinos stepped up to the mic, saying 'The ref is garbage, i wasn't done!'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 18, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joe throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wuss throws a counter combo.#TD#
Joe shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Wuss manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Joe passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Joe advances nicely into full mount.
Joe controlling the pace for now. #SUB#
Joe is working for a guillotine from mount but Wuss frees his head quite easily.
Joe controlling from mount. #T1#
Wuss is controlling an arm, preventing Joe from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Joe sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Joe cracks Wuss with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Joe controlling from mount.
Wuss is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T2#
Joe's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#SUB#
Joe is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Wuss can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Joe looking to control and managing it successfully.
Wuss really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Joe. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Joe lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
#T3#
Joe lands a big elbow. #ROC#Wuss is rocked!
Joe looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Wuss covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Joe! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 18, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
Keg closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Zilla moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Keg looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Zilla escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Keg gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
Zilla is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Keg is aware though and is defending well.
Keg pushing down on Zilla's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Keg controlling the action here.
Zilla tries to get to full guard but Keg has control of the leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Keg moves into full mount! Zilla won't be happy about that!
Keg looking to control and managing it successfully. #T1#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Keg trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Zilla is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Zilla gets back to half guard.#T2#
Keg moves nicely into side control.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Zilla is trying to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Keg is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Zilla is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Zilla is looking to regain half guard here but Keg keeps moving and retains side control.
Zilla is still trying to improve position.
Zilla is letting Keg control him for a moment. #SU#
Keg stands up. #CL#
Keg clinches up with Zilla and pushes him back against the cage.#T3##BC#
Keg's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zilla changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Keg tries to avoid it but Zilla manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Keg to the ground. Keg escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Zilla tries for a takedown but Keg sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.#CL#
Keg has Zilla up against the cage in a clinch.
#TD#
Keg has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Zilla is trying to keep an underhook but Keg manages to get the takedown into half guard.#T4#
Zilla is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Zilla is pressing down on Keg's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Zilla looks winded!#SUB2#
Zilla throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Keg controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Zilla had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Keg defends it easily.
Keg looking to pass the guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Keg's corner is telling him to maintain position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rum Keg dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Zilla has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Keg avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.#TD#
Keg manages to pull guard.
Keg keeping full guard, as Zilla tries to pass.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zilla slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Keg is trying to control Zilla's posture but Zilla avoids it. #SUB2#
Zilla tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Zilla is breathing heavily.#T1#
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Keg continues to stall.#SUB2#
Zilla is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Keg has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB2#
Zilla looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB2#
Zilla goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Keg has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Zilla but great work by Keg.#T2#
Keg content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Keg seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Zilla for as long as he can get away with.#SU#
Keg stands up and beckons Zilla to his feet. #CL#
Keg moves into the clinch successfully.
#TD#
Keg turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The referee asks Keg politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Keg prefers to stall for the moment though.
Keg has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T3#
Zilla is looking for a sweep.#SU#
Keg decides to stand back up. Keg steps back and let's Zilla get back to his feet.#CL#
Keg clinches up against the cage.#TD#
Keg gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Keg tries to stand but can't do so whilst Zilla controls his leg.
Keg content to control rather than advance. #SUB2#
Zilla actively working from the bottom here.#T4#
Still in half guard, Keg seems content to control.
Keg seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Zilla is not content to let Keg control the position.#SUB2#
Zilla looking for submissions off his back.
Keg stalling.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rum Keg dominated that second round.
That's time! Keg's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3##TD#
Keg scores with a takedown into Zilla's guard.
Keg controlling from the top position.
Keg looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Keg got a little sloppy there for a moment and Zilla has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Keg has managed to get both his arms back between Zilla's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Keg trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Keg preventing the sweep.
Zilla takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Keg is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB2#
Zilla working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Keg doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Keg manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T1##SUB2#
Zilla has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Keg can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Keg seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Keg.
Keg slips nicely into half guard.
Keg works his way into side control. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Zilla seems a little lost for a moment, as Keg dominates the positioning.
Keg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zilla can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Keg is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Zilla has escaped the position, nice work there.
Zilla is trying to escape the position but Keg is controlling the position.
Keg trying to control the position but Zilla is working away.
You can see the frustration on Zilla's face as Keg controls the position.
Zilla manages to get back to half guard.
Zilla is looking for a sweep. Keg is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Zilla keeps trying to improve his position.
Keg is taking a breather. Zilla says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T3#
Zilla regains full guard. Nicely done.
Keg passes into half guard.
Still in half guard, Keg seems content to control.#SUB2#
Zilla looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Keg not doing much here.
Keg tries to pass the half guard into mount. Zilla knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Keg is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Keg lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Rum Keg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#SUB2#
Zilla looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Keg takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Keg trying to mount his opponent but Zilla defends it.
Bane Zilla has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Rum Keg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Keg has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rum Keg!
A victorious Rum Keg thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 18, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
I Q forces Butterfly back against the cage and clinches.
A short body shot lands from I Q as the two fighters clinch.
I Q cracks Butterfly with a nice body shot.
I Q softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butterfly looks winded!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by I Q as Butterfly tries to tie him up.
Butterfly tries to stall but I Q uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
I Q lands a nice uppercut.
I Q stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
I Q throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Butterflys head.
A shot in the inside from I Q.
I Q pushes Butterfly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
I Q lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Butterfly.
I Q lands a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
I Q lands with a short head shot on the inside.
I Q is leaning against Butterfly and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, I Q creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T1#
I Q lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Butterfly backwards.
I Q working some nice short punches in the clinch.
I Q working some nice short punches in the clinch.
I Q pushes Butterfly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
I Q lands a right hand that snaps the head of Butterfly backwards.
I Q lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #KD#
I Q drops Butterfly onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Butterfly is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#Butterfly is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
I Q dips a shoulder and cracks Butterfly with a mighty uppercut! Butterfly falls back against the cage and I Q unloads with a barrage of strikes! Butterfly is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - I Q screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). High I Q! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 18, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
Penis drives through with a takedown into Monkeylover's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Penis missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Penis throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Monkeylover works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Monkeylover utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Penis throws a big elbow that misses.
Penis has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Penis with a nice head shot there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Penis slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Penis postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penis engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Penis distracts Monkeylover with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Monkeylover is looking to stand up but Penis isn't so interested in that idea.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Penis's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Penis postures up in Monkeylover's guard and throws a big left but Monkeylover blocks it.
Penis prevents Monkeylover from getting back to his feet. #T2#
Penis landing some decent shots from guard.
Penis working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Monkeylover can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Penis controls the pace.
Monkeylover working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Penis.
Monkeylover is looking to stand up but Penis isn't so interested in that idea.
Penis is in close to Monkeylover's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Penis connects with a couple of short punches.
Penis controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Monkeylover looks winded!#T3#
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Penis slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Penis cracks Monkeylover with a solid left hand.
Penis slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow. #T4#
Penis distracts Monkeylover with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body.
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Penis distracts Monkeylover with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Penis stands up over Monkeylover, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Penis landing some decent shots from guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Penis is stalling in the full guard.
Monkeylover has momentary wrist control but Penis slips an elbow through the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Googoo Penis dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##TD#
Monkeylover gets caught flat footed, as Penis shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Penis not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Penis's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penis sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body.
Penis stands up over Monkeylover, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T1#
Penis cracks Monkeylover with a solid left hand.
Monkeylover is breathing heavily.
Penis working some strikes from top position.
Monkeylover wants to stand but Penis is controlling the position.
Googoo Penis overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Penis landing with the ground and pound.
Monkeylover really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Penis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Penis scoring with some ground and pound.
Penis is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Monkeylover can do to turn this around?
Monkeylover being controlled here, momentarily.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Penis landing some decent shots from guard. #T2#
Penis makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Penis postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Penis working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Penis lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Penis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Monkeylover's head.#ROC#Monkeylover is rocked!
Penis with a nice head shot there.
Monkeylover is still in real trouble! Can Penis finish him?
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Monkeylover seems to have recovered his senses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monkeylover being controlled here, momentarily.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body. #T3#
Penis content to stall in guard here.
Penis scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Penis seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Penis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Monkeylover's head.
Penis sitting in guard here, content to control.
Monkeylover has momentary wrist control but Penis slips an elbow through the middle.#T4#
Penis lands a couple of digs.
Penis is stalling in the full guard.
Penis working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Penis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Penis controls from within his opponent's guard.
Penis is working Monkeylover over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Penis lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Penis scoring with punches to the head and body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Googoo Penis dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Monkeylover enables Penis to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Monkeylover manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Monkeylover keeping moving, preventing Penis from controlling successfully.
Penis lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Penis cracks Monkeylover with a solid left hand.
Penis with a nice head shot there.
Penis postures up and lands a big shot to Monkeylover's brow.
Monkeylover can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Penis controls the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penis chips away with some ground and pound.
Monkeylover takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Penis passes Monkeylover's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Penis connects with a nice short shot to Monkeylover's temple.
Penis slows the pace down in half guard.
Penis looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Monkeylover with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Penis content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T2#
Penis looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Monkeylover with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Penis connects with a nice short shot to Monkeylover's temple.
Penis is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Monkeylover is hurt! He's hurt bad - Penis fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Monkeylover from any more punishment! Congratulations to Penis! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Googoo Penis! |
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