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Event:
RMMA - Super Heavy Series 3
Date: Apr 12, 2025 |
#R1#
A decent looking cross lands there for Kooljak.#CUT2#It looks like Daniel Donovan has been cut.#KD2#
Kooljak feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Donovan sprawling to the canvas! Donovan rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kooljak finish him?!
Donovan misses the body punch
and Kooljak counters with a huge left! Donovan is in big trouble! He's backing up but Kooljak isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Donovan from any more damage. A dominating finish by Kooljak!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). King Kooljak!
A relieved looking King Kooljak thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
RMMA - Super Heavy Series 2
Date: Mar 22, 2025 |
#R1#
Kooljak gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ragnarsson.#CL#
Ragnarsson moves into the clinch.
Kooljak looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kooljak blocks an uppercut.
Ragnarsson fails to pull guard.
Kooljak blocking some punches.
#BC2#
Kooljak breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd cheers as Ragnarsson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kooljak doesn't seem phased though.
Ragnarsson lands a slapping body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ragnarsson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ragnarsson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ragnarsson wants to clinch but Kooljak slips to the side
and Kooljak counters with a huge left! Ragnarsson is in big trouble! He's backing up but Kooljak isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Ragnarsson from any more damage. A dominating finish by Kooljak!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). King Kooljak!
King Kooljak seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
RMMA - Super Heavy Series
Date: Mar 01, 2025 |
#R1#
Lawrence looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lawrence fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kooljak.
Kooljak tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lawrence scores with a leg kick.
Kooljak has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lawrence.
Lawrence tries to score with a low kick but Kooljak moves his leg out of the way.
A counter left hand to the body from Kooljak misses its target.
Lawrence lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Lawrence buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A head kick by Lawrence misses
and Kooljak counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lawrence misses with a lunging right hand
#KD#
and Kooljak counters with a nice right hand that sends Lawrence toppling to the canvas! Lawrence scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Kooljak finish him?!
Kooljak definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lawrence throws a head kick that Kooljak semi-blocks.
Lawrence fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A good leg kick by Lawrence. #T1#
Lawrence throws a head kick that Kooljak semi-blocks.
Kooljak takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lawrence scores with a head kick.
Lawrence with a nice calf kick.
Lawrence throws a lazy body kick
and Kooljak counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lawrence misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kooljak is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Lawrence misses with a leg kick
and Kooljak counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lawrence chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lawrence explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Lawrence throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kooljak counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). King Kooljak!
King Kooljak thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Arthur Lawrence had this to say: '*Burp* *hiccup* I need another shot. *hiccup*'. |
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Event:
Testing time
Date: Jan 23, 2025 |
#R1#
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.#CL#
Mayker rushes Kooljak and presses him up against the ropes.
Kooljak stalling in the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mayker will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kooljak up against the ropes.#T1#
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kooljak is stalling here.
Kooljak stalling.
#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mayker trying to stall but Kooljak improves his position.
Mayker taking a breather.
Mayker can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Mayker.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Prophet Mayker.#CL2#
Kooljak clinches.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to King Kooljak.
Well Kooljak has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight as a draw!
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight for King Kooljak!
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight as a draw!
The fight ends as a draw! |
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Event:
Testes again
Date: Jan 19, 2025 |
#R1#
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.#CL2#
Mayker clinches up with Kooljak and pushes him back against the cage.
Kooljak could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Kooljak letting Mayker take a breather here.
Mayker letting Kooljak take a breather here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mayker being controlled against the cage.
Kooljak seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.#T1#
Kooljak pressing his opponent against the cage.
Kooljak holding his opponent close, against the cage.
#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kooljak.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by King Kooljak.#CL#
Kooljak rushes Mayker and presses him up against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stalling in the clinch from Mayker.
Prophet Mayker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
King Kooljak is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kooljak avoiding damage as Mayker throws knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to King Kooljak.
Well Kooljak has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight for King Kooljak!
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight for King Kooljak!
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight for King Kooljak!
King Kooljak wins by unanimous decision!
King Kooljak decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. |
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