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Event:
TR46: Smoking On The Red
Date: Apr 13, 2022 |
#R1#
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
Jim Miggleton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses
and Faggots counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Miggleton throws a lazy head kick
and Faggots counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Miggleton moves in looking to clinch but Faggots pushes him off.
Faggots definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Faggots avoids the head kick by Miggleton.
Miggleton moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Miggleton dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Faggots. That did some damage!
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses
enabling Faggots to counter with a crisp jab.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Faggots misses with a series of wild punches.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
It looked like Faggots wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T1#
Miggleton throws a lazy head kick
and Faggots counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
It looked like Faggots wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Faggots thows a left - swing and a miss!
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
Miggleton lands a high kick!
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Faggots throwing a counter right hand but Miggleton manages to avoid it.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick
and Faggots counters with a one-two to the body.
Faggots avoids the head kick by Miggleton.
An attempted straight right counter from Faggots misses the target.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Faggots appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Miggleton lands with a slapping head kick.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Miggleton looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
Miggleton tries a head kick but it misses.
#T2#
Faggots misses the shot to the body.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
Faggots is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Miggleton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A little feinted left hand from Faggots on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Miggleton misses with a body kick.
Faggots appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Miggleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Miggleton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Faggots is looking to counter punch.
Miggleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Faggots on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Faggots just misses with a punch to the body.
Miggleton tries to clinch but Faggots is having none of it.
Faggots is looking to counter punch.
A big left from Faggots misses.
Miggleton tries a head kick but it misses.
Jim Miggleton is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
#T3#
Miggleton throws a leg kick that is checked
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
Faggots was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Miggleton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Miggleton lands with a slapping head kick.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
Faggots fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Miggleton manages to avoid it.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick and Faggots moves out of range easily.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
Faggots throwing a counter right hand but Miggleton manages to avoid it.
Miggleton tries a head kick but it misses.
Miggleton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick by Miggleton misses
and Faggots counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses. #T4#
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick and Faggots moves out of range easily.
Faggots was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Miggleton.
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Faggots scores with a nice strike.
Miggleton lands with a nice body kick.
Miggleton shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Miggleton tries to close the distance and clinch but Faggots swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Miggleton lands a high kick!
Miggleton tries a head kick but it misses.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Faggots misses its target.
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick and Faggots moves out of range easily.
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jim Miggleton dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick and Faggots moves out of range easily.
Jim Miggleton seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Faggots takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miggleton looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Faggots is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Faggots keeps the fight on the outside.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miggleton jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Faggots takes a head kick and keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miggleton dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Faggots. That did some damage!
Faggots checks the leg kick.
Miggleton is breathing heavily.
Miggleton fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Faggots has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Miggleton. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Faggots might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
#T1#
Miggleton moves in looking to clinch but Faggots pushes him off.
A counter left hand to the body from Faggots misses its target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Miggleton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick
and Faggots connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
Faggots is looking for a counter combo.
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
It looked like Faggots was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A looping hook to the body misses from Faggots. Miggleton does a little dance to reset his feet.
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
Faggots was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Faggots misses with a two punch combination.
A punch combination from Faggots misses.
Miggleton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#T2#
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
Faggots appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Miggleton looks to throw a body kick
and Faggots counters with a stiff right hand.
Faggots pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Faggots avoids a kick to the body.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Miggleton goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Miggleton misses with a body kick.
Miggleton tries a head kick but it misses.
Faggots is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Miggleton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sloppy strikes from Faggots. Those never looked like landing.
Faggots goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Miggleton lands a high kick!
#T3#
Faggots checks a leg kick.
Faggots checks the leg kick nicely there.
Faggots went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Miggleton throws a nice outside leg kick.
Faggots throws a hook but Miggleton avoids it easily.
Miggleton fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Faggots.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
Faggots was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Miggleton defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Faggots.
Miggleton connects with a high kick.
A slow jab from Miggleton misses its intended target.
Miggleton throws a lazy head kick
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Miggleton tries a head kick but it misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Faggots misses its target.
A head kick by Miggleton misses #CL#
and Faggots counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Faggots.
Faggots's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Nice body punch from Faggots. #T4#
Faggots lands a left hand that snaps the head of Miggleton backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Miggleton throws an elbow but misses.
Faggots wants to break the clinch but can't.
Miggleton throws an elbow that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Miggleton creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Faggots's defenses.
Miggleton tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Faggots avoids it.
Faggots managing to block the knees to the body from Miggleton.
Faggots dodges an elbow strike from Miggleton.
Faggots avoiding damage as Miggleton throws knees to the body.
Faggots pushes Miggleton back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#TD#
Faggots drags the fight down to the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Faggots is on top in guard.
#REVR#
Faggots slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jim Miggleton showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Faggots is looking for a counter combo.
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
A quick step to the side and Faggots tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Miggleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Miggleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
Faggots avoids the head kick by Miggleton.
Faggots misses with a two punch combination.
Miggleton tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
and Faggots counters with a straight right hand.
Miggleton with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
Miggleton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Faggots throwing a counter right hand but Miggleton manages to avoid it.
Miggleton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Miggleton tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice body punch from Faggots.
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
#T1#
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
A quick step to the side and Faggots tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Miggleton.
Some bone on bone action there as Faggots checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
Miggleton throws a sloppy head kick
and Faggots counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Miggleton defending well as Faggots loads up on a big left hand.
Faggots works the jab nicely.
Faggots avoids a kick to the body.
Faggots connects with a jab.
Faggots throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Miggleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A quick step to the side and Faggots tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Faggots swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Miggleton - that will leave a mark!
#T2#
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
Faggots swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Faggots is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
A little feinted left hand from Faggots on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Miggleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Faggots seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Miggleton scores with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Miggleton tries to clinch but Faggots moves out of range.
Faggots misses with a looping right.
Miggleton pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
Miggleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Faggots swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Faggots throwing a counter right hand but Miggleton manages to avoid it.
Miggleton has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Faggots throws a body punch but Miggleton moves out of range. #T3#
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miggleton slips a jab and a cross from Faggots.
A low kick from Miggleton is predictable there
and Faggots counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Miggleton lands with a kick to the temple. Faggots shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses.
Faggots throws a right hand that Miggleton ducks under and follows up with a left that Miggleton also avoids with ease.
Miggleton moves forwards but Faggots connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Miggleton avoids the body shot from Faggots.
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
Faggots went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Faggots takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Miggleton throws a head kick that misses
and Faggots counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Miggleton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miggleton misses with a head kick.
#T4#
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Faggots looks to score with a jab to the body but Miggleton is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Miggleton.
Faggots avoids the head kick by Miggleton.
Faggots sizes up Miggleton with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A head kick from Miggleton lands but Faggots takes it in his stride.
Miggleton keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Faggots.
Miggleton ducks under a wild hook from Faggots.
Miggleton throws a head kick but Faggots moves out of range.
Faggots blocks a head kick by Miggleton.
Miggleton tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Faggots is able to avoid easily.
Faggots is looking for a counter combo.
Fruit Faggots has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jim Miggleton is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Miggleton bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jim Miggleton comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Miggleton winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jim Miggleton!
During a confident post fight interview, Jim Miggleton thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Fruit Faggots stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oooh lala!'. |
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Event:
TR42: Light That Exotic Up
Date: Apr 03, 2022 |
#R1#
Marley looks to clinch
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Faggots takes a swing at Marley's ribcage but misses.
Marley wants to clinch but Faggots slips to the side
and Faggots counters with a left and a right that stings Marley.
Marley wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marley wants to clinch
and Faggots counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Marley thinking.
Faggots ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#T1#
Faggots stalks Marley and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Marley's face. Marley staggers backwards, shaken.
Faggots avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Faggots seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots is having none of it.
Faggots throws a big counter combination but Marley scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#CL2#
Marley moves into the clinch.#BC#
Faggots breaks from the clinch.
Bobby Marley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Faggots darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Marley doesn't manage to clinch there - Faggots circles away.
Faggots swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt.
#T2#
Faggots scores with a shot to the body.
Marley tries to clinch up but Faggots circles away and keeps his distance.
Marley moves to clinch but Faggots breaks away
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
Faggots lands a jab to Marley's midsection.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Faggots is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Faggots lands a nice hook to Marley's body. Marley takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Faggots lands with a shot to the body.
Marley looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T3#
Marley fails in his attempt to clinch.
Faggots wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Faggots moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Faggots's jab looks to have found its range, popping Marley under the eye.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots is having none of it.
Marley is looking to clinch.
Marley is looking to clinch but Faggots is avoiding it.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
and Faggots counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T4#
Marley closes the distance looking to clinch
and Faggots counters with a stiff right hand.
Marley fails in his attempt to clinch.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Marley is looking to clinch.
Marley tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
Marley closes the distance looking to clinch
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fruit Faggots dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Faggots lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Marley backs up against the cage.
Faggots connects with a nice looking jab.
Faggots throws a predictable looking body shot
#CL2#
and Marley counters by moving into the clinch.
Faggots definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Marley tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
#BC#
Faggots escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body punch from Faggots.
Marley tries to clinch
and Faggots counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Marley thinking.
Faggots is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T1#
Marley closes the distance but Faggots moves to the side
and Faggots counters with a left and a right that stings Marley.
Faggots digs a good hook to Marley's body.
Fruit Faggots is winning the standup battle so far.
Faggots lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Marley at a distance.
Marley wants to clinch
and Faggots counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Faggots is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Marley can do to turn this around?
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt
and Marley takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Danga de danga de dang - Faggots scores with a four punch combination!
Marley tries to clinch
enabling Faggots to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL2#
Marley has closed the distance and engaged Faggots in a clinch.
Marley letting Faggots take a breather here.#BC#
Faggots breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Faggots connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Marley darts in trying to clinch
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body. #T3#
Marley wants to clinch
and Faggots makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Faggots cracks Marley with a right hand to the side of the head.
Marley on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Faggots lands with a cross. #CL2#
Marley takes the fight into the clinch. #T4#
Faggots stalls.
Marley tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Faggots smiles and moves away.
Marley tries to clinch up but Faggots circles away and keeps his distance.
Marley is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Faggots.
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Faggots lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Faggots.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fruit Faggots dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
and Faggots counters with a stiff right hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Marley looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Marley takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
and Faggots counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marley moves to clinch but Faggots breaks away
and Faggots counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Jab from Faggots.
Marley wants to clinch but Faggots slips to the side
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Marley on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Faggots throws a series of punches but Marley avoids them all with ease.
Marley takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Marley tries to clinch up but Faggots circles away and keeps his distance.
Faggots lands a lovely overhand right.
Marley darts in trying to clinch
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T2#
Faggots cracks Marley with a right hand to the side of the head.
Marley closes the distance but Faggots moves to the side
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
Marley tries to clinch up
and Faggots counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T3#
Marley moves to clinch but Faggots breaks away
enabling Faggots to counter with a crisp jab.
Faggots stuns Marley with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Faggots feints a jab promting Marley to slip. Faggots then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Marley slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Marley takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Faggots punishes Marley's body with a nice straight punch.#T4#
Marley closes the distance looking to clinch
and Faggots counters with a straight right hand.
Marley tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Marley tries to clinch there but Faggots circles away.
Marley looks to clinch
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Marley takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bobby Marley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fruit Faggots is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Marley fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fruit Faggots showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Faggots, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:24
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fruit Faggots!
A very excited looking Fruit Faggots made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
TR28: Can’t Stop Won’t Stop
Date: Mar 05, 2022 |
#R1##TD#
Jankens manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Faggots on his heels. He'll look to pass Faggots's guard now, I'm sure.
Faggots has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Cozad The Island. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Faggots tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jankens trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Faggots managing to control the position.
Jankens throws a big right hand that misses.
Jankens throws an elbow that misses. Faggots uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jankens's guard. Nice move by Faggots!#REVB#
Faggots stopping the sweep attempt from Jankens.
Jankens is looking to sweep but instead, Faggots has passed into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens wants to improve his position but Faggots is controlling well.
Faggots is controlling the pace.
#T1#
Jankens is trying to control but can't.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Jankens throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Faggots stalling.
Jankens wants to improve his position but Faggots is controlling well.
#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SU2#
Faggots decides to stand up.
Jankens cracks Faggots with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jankens lands with a hook. Faggots tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jankens.
Faggots misses with a body shot.
Jankens misses with a takedown attempt
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body.
Jankens scores with a decent looking hook.
Jankens tries for a takedown but Faggots sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Jankens.
Faggots lands a body shot.
Jankens throws the left hand but Faggots avoids the punch easily.#T3#
Jankens keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Faggots.
Faggots with a poor takedown
and Jankens counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jankens slips a jab from Faggots.
Faggots looks to score with a jab to the body but Jankens is just out of range.
Jankens missing with a left hand there. Faggots was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Faggots is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jankens rather than just go for the knockout.#TD#
Jankens fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Faggots sprawls well initially but Jankens persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Faggots holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Faggots is staying active underneath Jankens, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T4#
The fighters are battling for position here. Faggots manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jankens might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Faggots is adopting a defensive guard.
Faggots lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Jankens looking to hit a scissor sweep but Faggots is one step ahead there.
Faggots content to stall in guard here.
Faggots tries to free his leg and advance position but Jankens is retaining full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jarizinho Jankens will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Faggots shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jankens as he jumps to the side.
Jankens is trying hard to land a takedown here. Faggots sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jankens fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jankens shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jarizinho Jankens. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Faggots misses the shot to the body.
Nice shot by Jankens.
Jankens is trying hard to land a takedown here. Faggots sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jarizinho Jankens is winning the standup battle so far.
A big left from Jankens misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Faggots sees it coming and avoids it easily.#TD#
Jankens closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Faggots's guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Faggots seems keen to control Jankens's posture.#T1#
Faggots is continuing to stall.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Faggots manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jankens manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Faggots is stalling in the full guard. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jankens looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jankens wants to hit a sweep here but Faggots passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Jankens there!
Faggots controlling from the full mount. #T3#
The adventures of Faggots the control monster continue. Boring.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jankens working to try and regain half guard.
Faggots sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Jankens is bucking up trying to escape but Faggots cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Faggots content just to control the position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fruit Faggots showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Jankens misses with a looping right.
Nice defenses there by Faggots.
Jankens fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jankens definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jankens fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jankens. Faggots does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Faggots was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#TD#
Jankens throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Faggots tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Jankens is in Faggots's guard.
Faggots lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Jankens looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faggots content to stall in guard here.
Jankens wants to control but Faggots passes easily into half guard.
#T1#
Faggots controlling the action here.
Jankens missing with punches from the bottom.
Faggots perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Jankens punching from the bottom.
Faggots trying to pass the guard but Jankens defending well.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jankens is trying to control but can't.
Faggots wants to stand up but Jankens has a hold of him and won't allow it.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Faggots in particular looking to stall.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Faggots misses with a jab, cross combination.
Faggots ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens misses with a hook.
Jankens shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T3#
Faggots swings for the body but Jankens moves out of range.
Faggots throws a lazy right hand but Jankens sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#TD2#
Faggots shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Faggots is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T4#
Faggots's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Jankens tries to roll over but Faggots keeps him under control.
Faggots looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Let's hope that Faggots has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fruit Faggots comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Faggots has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 28:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fruit Faggots!
During a confident post fight interview, Fruit Faggots thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
TR22: Sike I Lied
Date: Feb 19, 2022 |
#R1#
A jab from Schrute misses.
Faggots definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Faggots slips a straight right by Schrute.
A swing and a miss from Schrute.
Faggots slips under a jab from Schrute.
Schrute lands the left hand.
Faggots on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Faggots misses with a right hand
and Schrute counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schrute comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#KD2#
Schrute sends Faggots crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Schrute is motioning to the referee to let Faggots up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#Faggots is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Fruit Faggots has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Faggots swings away with a body shot that misses
and Schrute counters with a right hand from hell and Faggots is out cold! A vicious knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dwight Schrute!
A victorious Dwight Schrute thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Fruit Faggots stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oooh lala!'. |
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Event:
TR13: Lucky Number Thir-een
Date: Jan 30, 2022 |
#R1#
Faggots staying out of range there.
Compare fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carlos Compare seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Faggots doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Compare misses with a wild combination.
Compare pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Compare throws an overhand right that lands on Faggots's shoulder, as Faggots tries to avoid the shot.
Faggots's coach down at Cozad The Island was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Faggots's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A big left from Compare misses.
Compare takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Faggots uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Compare.
A little jabbing left from Faggots on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Compare.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faggots walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Compare throws a big shot that misses.
Faggots blocks a jab.
A jab from Compare misses.
Compare throws the left hand but Faggots avoids the punch easily.
Compare throws a jab when Faggots was well out of range.
Compare is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.#T1#
Compare throws a big shot that misses.
Faggots now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Compare definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Faggots takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Compare throws an overhand right that lands on Faggots's shoulder, as Faggots tries to avoid the shot.
Faggots tries to move into range but Compare moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Compare misses with the combination.
Compare throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Compare throws a shot from downtown. Faggots moves away and avoids it.
Compare moves out of range as Faggots strikes.
It looked like Compare wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Faggots misses with a hook
and Compare counters with a stiff right hand.
Faggots misses with a double jab
and Compare counters with a stiff right hand.
A swing and a miss from Compare.
Faggots let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Compare throws a good cross that connects.
Compare misses with a hook. Faggots ducked under it nicely. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Faggots gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Faggots defending well as Compare loads up on a big left hand.
Compare looks to throw the jab but Faggots is out of range.
Compare throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Compare connects with a jab.
Faggots misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and Compare tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Compare slips a straight right by Faggots.
Nice shot by Compare.
Compare waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Faggots.
Compare swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Faggots waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Compare.
Compare throwing a counter right hand but Faggots manages to avoid it.
Compare is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Faggots.
Compare throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Faggots throws a body shot but no joy.
Faggots just misses with a punch to the body.
#T3#
Compare swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Compare takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Faggots throws an overhand right that lands on Compare's shoulder, as Compare tries to avoid the shot.
Compare throws a one two combo.
Compare is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Faggots throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Compare throws a shot from downtown. Faggots moves away and avoids it.
A countering left hand to the body from Faggots misses.
Faggots shoots and misses
and Compare connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Faggots moves forwards but Compare connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Faggots moves out of range as Compare strikes.
Compare ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Faggots steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Compare.
A swing and a miss from Compare.
A telegraphed right hand from Compare misses the target.
Compare dodges the punch combination from Faggots.
Faggots staying out of range there.
Faggots now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Faggots misses.
Compare misses with a wild body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Faggots! But no joy.
Compare darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Faggots slips a straight right by Compare.
Faggots missing with a left hand there. Compare was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Compare scores with a hook.
Compare throws a shot from downtown. Faggots moves away and avoids it.
A jab from Faggots misses.
A little feinted left hand from Compare on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Compare swings widly with a right hand
and Compare takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Compare misses.
A jab from Compare misses.
Compare connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Compare avoids the body shot from Faggots.
Compare missing with a left hand there. Faggots was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Faggots tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Carlos Compare dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Faggots bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Some wild striking there from Compare.
Faggots uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Compare.
A big left from Compare misses.
Compare misses with a looping right.
Faggots looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Compare throws a jab but it's blocked by Faggots.
A nice side step and Faggots releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Faggots throws a lazy right hand but Compare sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Compare swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Faggots steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Compare.
Compare misses with a shot to the body
and Faggots counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Faggots avoids the body shot from Compare.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Faggots might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Compare has got the better of the exchanges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Compare connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Compare throws a looping overhand right but Faggots ducks down to avoid it.
Faggots ducks under a wild hook from Compare.
Compare swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It seemed like Faggots was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Compare throws a looping overhand right but Faggots ducks down to avoid it.
Faggots appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.#T1#
Faggots slips under a jab from Compare.
Nice jab there from Compare.
Compare throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Faggots.
A telegraphed right hand from Compare misses the target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Faggots! But no joy.
Faggots misses with a takedown attempt
letting Compare counter with a right hand.
Compare throws a looping overhand right but Faggots ducks down to avoid it.
Faggots misses with an uppercut. Compare saw that one coming.
Faggots missing with a left hand there. Compare was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A telegraphed right hand from Faggots misses the target.
Compare connects with a looping right hand.
Compare fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Faggots on the side of the head.
Faggots misses with a right hand #KD#
and Compare counters with a nice right hand that sends Faggots toppling to the canvas! Faggots scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Compare finish him?!#ROC#Faggots is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Compare throws a series of punches but Faggots moves out of range.
Faggots throws a counter combo.
A looping hook to the body misses from Faggots. Compare does a little dance to reset his feet.
Faggots is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Compare. #T2#
Compare lands with a hook. Faggots tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Faggots is still on wobbly legs! Can Compare finish him?
Faggots moves out of range of the strikes.
Faggots seems to have recovered his senses.
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Compare.
Compare misses with a right hand
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Compare connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Faggots momentarily.
A shot to the liver by Compare. Beautiful body shot.
Compare keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Faggots.
A little feinted left hand from Compare on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Compare slips a jab from Faggots.
Compare throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Faggots walks into a straight right hand from Compare.
Faggots looks for a takedown but Compare sprawls well.
Carlos Compare is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Compare misses with a wild combination.
#T3#
Compare steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Faggots.
Faggots moves away from the strike by Compare.
Compare uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Faggots.
Compare swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Faggots missing with a left hand there. Compare was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Compare throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Faggots pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Compare misses the target.
Compare throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Faggots unleashes a big counter combination but Compare bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Faggots displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Compare throws out the jab.
A slow jab from Faggots misses its intended target.
Compare misses with a hook.
Faggots takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Some wild striking there from Compare.
#T4#
Compare connects with a crisp jab.
Compare scores with a sloppy right hand. Faggots should have avoided that one.
Compare throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Faggots swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Compare throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Faggots throws a series of punches but Compare avoids them all with ease.
Compare misses with an uppercut.
Compare misses with a lunging right hand
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body.
Faggots throws a lazy right hand but Compare sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Compare connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Faggots momentarily.
Compare misses with a looping left.#KD#
Compare drops Faggots with a beautiful combination! Faggots stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Compare is looking for the KO!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Compare throws a lazy uppercut
and Faggots counters with a straight right hand.
Compare cracks Faggots with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Faggots tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Compare pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Faggots is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Carlos Compare!
In defeat, Fruit Faggots stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oooh lala!'. |
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Event:
TR05: Five-Five Bunch Gang
Date: Jan 05, 2022 |
#R1#
Orpheus scores with a jab to the jaw.
Mike Orpheus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Orpheus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Faggots under the eye.
Faggots displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Orpheus throws out the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Faggots misses the target.
Orpheus tests Faggots's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Faggots has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Faggots moves forwards but Orpheus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Faggots. Orpheus does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Orpheus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Faggots throws a hook but Orpheus blocks it.
Orpheus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Faggots manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Faggots throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Faggots misses the jab.
Faggots definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Faggots on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Orpheus. Orpheus obviously looking to wear him down.
Orpheus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Faggots manages to avoid it.
Orpheus lands with a nice body punch.
Faggots rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Orpheus counters with a one-two to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Orpheus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Faggots just misses with a punch to the body.
#T1#
Orpheus stalks Faggots and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Faggots's face. Faggots staggers backwards, shaken.
Faggots throws a looping overhand right but Orpheus ducks down to avoid it.
Orpheus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Orpheus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Faggots.
Mike Orpheus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Orpheus takes a swing at Faggots's ribcage but misses.
Orpheus lands a slapping body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Orpheus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Faggots takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A big right from Faggots misses.
Orpheus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Faggots.
Faggots looks to throw the jab but Orpheus is out of range.
Jab by Orpheus.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orpheus works Faggots's body with a nice hook.
Orpheus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Faggots throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
#T2#
Faggots takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Orpheus throws a series of punches but Faggots moves out of range.
Orpheus scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Faggots misses with a wild body shot.
Orpheus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Orpheus fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Faggots on the side of the head.
Orpheus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Orpheus throws a hook but Faggots avoids it easily.
Orpheus slips under a jab.
Orpheus ducks under a wild hook from Faggots.
Orpheus lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Faggots at a distance.
Nice defenses there by Orpheus.
Faggots throws a hook but Orpheus blocks it.
Orpheus's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Orpheus duly obliges.
Orpheus slips a jab from Faggots.#T3#
Faggots on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Faggots walks into a straight right hand from Orpheus.
Orpheus scores with a hook to the body. Faggots takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Faggots throws a body shot but no joy.
Orpheus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Faggots misses with an uppercut.
Orpheus misses with a straight right.
Orpheus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Faggots walks into a jab.
Faggots takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Orpheus slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
We've been informed that Orpheus has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Faggots looks to land a right hand but Orpheus moved out of range.
Faggots throws a nice looking combination but Orpheus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Orpheus scores with the left hand. Faggots knows he should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Faggots misses with a wild body shot. #T4#
Orpheus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Orpheus throws a series of strikes that have Faggots backpedaling.
Faggots throws a body shot but no joy.
A nice side step and Orpheus releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Orpheus scoring well with a low kick there.
Nice defenses there by Orpheus.
Faggots misses with a wild combination.
Orpheus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Faggots stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Orpheus throws a leg kick which misses Faggots's front leg but catches the back leg as Faggots tries to avoid it.
Faggots throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Orpheus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Orpheus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Faggots avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A big right from Orpheus misses.
Faggots misses with a wild body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Orpheus dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Orpheus lands with a shot to the body.
Orpheus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Faggots under the eye.
Orpheus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Orpheus scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Faggots doesn't seem bothered though.
Orpheus connects with a leg kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Faggots might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Faggots avoids a punch combination nicely.
Orpheus scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Orpheus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Faggots takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Faggots takes one on the button.
Faggots misses with a two punch combination.
Orpheus lands a right hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Orpheus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Faggots misses with a hook.#T1#
Orpheus lands a jab to the nose.
Orpheus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Faggots.
Orpheus swings for the body but Faggots moves out of range.
Mike Orpheus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Faggots takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Faggots gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Orpheus throws a jab but it's blocked by Faggots.
Faggots keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Orpheus throws a series of punches but Faggots avoids them all with ease.
Orpheus is breathing heavily.
Orpheus throws a nice looking combination but Faggots bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Faggots misses with a hook.
Orpheus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A slow jab from Faggots misses its intended target.
The crowd cheers as Orpheus lands an impressive looking overhand right. Faggots doesn't seem phased though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Orpheus swinging wildly here.
#T2#
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Orpheus.
Despite the aggression on Orpheus's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Faggots jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Orpheus looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Orpheus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Faggots.
Faggots swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Faggots fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Orpheus manages to avoid it.
Orpheus works the jab nicely.
Faggots keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orpheus.
Orpheus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Faggots looks to land a left hand but Orpheus moved out of range nicely.
Orpheus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Faggots on the side of the head.
Faggots misses with a body punch
and Orpheus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Faggots on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Orpheus throws a hook but Faggots avoids it easily.
Faggots throwing a counter right hand but Orpheus manages to avoid it.
Orpheus misses with a looping left.#T3#
Orpheus throws a body punch but Faggots moves out of range.
Faggots with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Orpheus to score with a decent uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Faggots misses the target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Orpheus! But no joy.
Orpheus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Faggots throws out the jab.
Orpheus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It looked like Faggots was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Orpheus.
Faggots looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Faggots has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Orpheus finds it's way round the side to connect with Faggots's head.
Faggots ducks under a wild hook from Orpheus.
Faggots avoids a punch combination nicely.
Orpheus throws a jab but it's blocked by Faggots.
Orpheus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Faggots.
Faggots looks for a takedown but Orpheus sprawls well.
Good exchange - Orpheus coming out on top.#T4#
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Orpheus.
Orpheus jabs Faggots to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Faggots tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Orpheus was well out of range. Poor timing from Faggots.
Faggots swinging wildly here.
Orpheus works the jab nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Faggots bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Orpheus bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice shot by Orpheus.
A decent looking cross lands there for Orpheus.
Orpheus misses with a looping left.
Faggots swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Orpheus misses with a straight right.
A little feinted left hand from Faggots on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Sloppy strikes from Faggots. Those never looked like landing.
Orpheus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Orpheus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Faggots misses with a wild body shot.
Faggots misses with a wild body shot.
Orpheus scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Faggots throws a body shot but no joy.
Orpheus lunges at Faggots with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Faggots's hand.
Faggots checks the leg kick.
Faggots appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Faggots throws a hook but Orpheus blocks it.
Orpheus tries to bum rush Faggots with a series of wild strikes but Faggots uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Orpheus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Orpheus scores with a nice head shot.
Orpheus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Faggots fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Orpheus misses with a looping left.
Orpheus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Faggots was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orpheus connects with a single shot there.
Orpheus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Faggots jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T1#
Faggots throws a jab but it's blocked by Orpheus.
Faggots avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Orpheus throws out a loose jab but Faggots uses good head movement to avoid it.
Orpheus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Faggots manages to avoid it.
Faggots is looking to counter punch.
Orpheus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Faggots was well out of range. Poor timing from Orpheus.
Faggots swings for the body but Orpheus moves out of range.
A jab from Faggots misses.
Orpheus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Faggots takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Orpheus looks to score with a jab to the body but Faggots is just out of range.
Faggots looks to land a right hand but Orpheus moved out of range.
Faggots staying out of range there.
Faggots misses with a double jab.
Orpheus stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Orpheus wants it to stay on the feet.
Faggots takes a swing at Orpheus's ribcage but misses.
Orpheus looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T2#
Orpheus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Orpheus takes a swing at Faggots's ribcage but misses.
Faggots ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Orpheus moves away.
Faggots's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Orpheus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Faggots scrambles back to his feet.
Faggots motions for Orpheus to come forward. Faggots throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Orpheus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orpheus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Orpheus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Orpheus scores with a decent looking hook.
Orpheus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Faggots misses with a body shot.
Faggots is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Orpheus.
Faggots misses with a hook. Orpheus ducked under it nicely.
A swing and a miss from Faggots.#T3#
Orpheus works over Faggots's head and body with a nice combination.
Orpheus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Faggots.
Orpheus throws out a counter right but Faggots avoids it with no problem.
Faggots misses with a body shot.
Faggots moves out of range of the strikes.
Orpheus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Orpheus throws a chopping leg kick but Faggots manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Orpheus misses with a wild body shot.
Orpheus lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Faggots swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fighters circling - Orpheus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Faggots fails to land the takedown.
A swing and a miss from Orpheus.
Orpheus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T4#
Faggots throws a hook but Orpheus blocks it.
Faggots slips under a jab.
Faggots looks to throw the jab but Orpheus is out of range.
Orpheus throws a solid leg kick but Faggots takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Orpheus.
Faggots throwing a counter right hand but Orpheus manages to avoid it.
Mike Orpheus is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Faggots throws a lazy uppercut
and Orpheus counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Orpheus scores with a nice head shot.
Faggots walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Orpheus misses with a left hand
and Faggots counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Faggots looks to land a right hand but Orpheus moved out of range.
Faggots bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Faggots is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Orpheus.
A telegraphed right hand from Faggots misses the target.
Faggots throws a body punch but Orpheus moves out of range.
Fruit Faggots has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Faggots takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Orpheus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Orpheus has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Orpheus!
Our winner, Mike Orpheus, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Fruit Faggots was interviewed post fight and said 'Oooh lala!'. |
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Event:
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Date: Dec 19, 2021 |
#R1#
Hawking moves away from the strike by Faggots.
Hawking looks to throw the jab but Faggots is out of range.
Faggots misses with a hook.
Hawking wants to counter with a clinch but Faggots pushes him away.
Faggots throws a big shot that misses.
Hawking swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Faggots throws a jab but it's blocked by Hawking.
Hawking tries to close the distance and clinch but Faggots swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hawking slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Faggots throws the left hand but Hawking avoids the punch easily.
Hawking throws out a counter right but Faggots avoids it with no problem.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hawking checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faggots defending well as Hawking loads up on a big left hand.
Hawking misses with a looping left.
Faggots looks to score with a jab to the body but Hawking is just out of range.
Faggots avoids the body shot from Hawking.
#T1#
Faggots throws a leg kick but Hawking checks it.
Hawking tests Faggots's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Faggots swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stephen Hawking is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Faggots misses with a looping left.#CL2#
Faggots tries to keep at a distance but Hawking has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hawking misses with a body punch.
Faggots misses with a punch to the body.
Hawking lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Faggots backwards.
Faggots working hard to break the clinch.
Hawking tries to throw a body punch but Faggots avoids it by throwing Hawking back against the cage.
Faggots looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hawking being controlled against the cage.
Hawking lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.#T2#
Faggots misses with a body punch.
Faggots blocking some punches.
Faggots wants to break the clinch but can't.
Faggots blocks a body shot from Hawking.
Faggots is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Hawking misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD#
Faggots pulls Hawking into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Faggots wants to sweep here but Hawking controlling him for the moment.
Faggots is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3#
Hawking is looking to advance position but Faggots has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVR#
Faggots thowing shots but they're missing.
Hawking is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Faggots sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Hawking is looking to get to half guard.#T4#
Faggots unloads with some shots from mount but Hawking bucks and avoids them well.
Faggots takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Faggots landing strikes from the mount and Hawking is in trouble!
Hawking wants to control but Faggots is having none of it.
Faggots throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Hawking because Faggots loaded up on that one.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Faggots takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Faggots looking to ground and pound but Hawking is blocking nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fruit Faggots dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Hawking misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Faggots on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hawking looks to land a right hand but Faggots moved out of range.
Hawking avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hawking just misses with a punch to the body.
Faggots looks to score with a jab to the body but Hawking is just out of range.
Hawking connects with the punch.
Hawking scores with a jab.
Faggots throws an overhand right that lands on Hawking's shoulder, as Hawking tries to avoid the shot.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Hawking has eaten all the pies!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faggots fails with a takedown attempt. #CL2#
Hawking rushes Faggots and presses him up against the cage.#T1#
Faggots taking a breather.
Faggots working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Faggots struggles to land a body shot inside as Hawking controls his hands.
Faggots lands with a light punch inside.
Faggots looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Faggots wants to stall.
With the fighters up against the cage, Faggots throws an elbow but misses.
Faggots stalling in the clinch.
A short right from Hawking on the inside.
A short uppercut from Hawking.
Hawking lands with a light punch inside.
The referee calls for Faggots to work.
A left hand lands to the body for Hawking.
#T2#
Faggots tries a body shot but Hawking blocks it.
Hawking gets through Faggots's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hawking lands a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Faggots is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Faggots.
Hawking is working Faggots over against the cage.
Faggots wants to stall.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. #KD2#
Hawking drops Faggots onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Faggots is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hawking doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Faggots fails to land.
Hawking fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#KD2#
Hawking drops Faggots onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Faggots is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#Faggots is rocked!#T3#
Hawking lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Faggots is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hawking loads up on a right hand - it lands flush and knocks Faggots senseless! What a punch!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stephen Hawking!
Stephen Hawking seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Fruit Faggots had this to say: 'Oooh lala!'. |
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