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Event:
TR02: Dashing Thru Ya Home
Date: Dec 26, 2021 |
#R1#
Yoshioka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Yoshioka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Turd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yoshioka.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yoshioka. Turd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yoshioka bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Turd 's head.
A punch lands to the side of Turd 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A decent looking cross lands there for Yoshioka.
Yoshioka throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Yoshioka looks to land a left hand but Turd moved out of range nicely.
Turd throws a hook but Yoshioka blocks it.
Yoshioka cracks a nice hook into Turd 's ribs.
Yoshioka lands a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Turd .
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd misses with a hook. Yoshioka ducked under it nicely.
Yoshioka lands a slapping body shot.
Yoshioka jabs Turd right on the nose. Turd blinks but takes it well.
Yoshioka dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Yoshioka misses with an uppercut
and Yoshioka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Yoshioka thows a left - swing and a miss!
Turd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turd swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Turd tries to clinch up
and Yoshioka counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #ROC2#Turd is rocked!
Yoshioka measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Turd ! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Nobu Yoshioka!
Nobu Yoshioka decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 17, 2021 |
#R1#
Nurmagomedov shoots for a double leg takedown but Turd sprawls well. He's pushed Nurmagomedov's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nurmagomedov gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nurmagomedov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Turd counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Island Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Khabib Nurmagomedov.
Nurmagomedov with a poor takedown
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC#Nurmagomedov is rocked!
Nurmagomedov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Turd makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nurmagomedov is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?
Nurmagomedov looks winded!
Nurmagomedov on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nurmagomedov seems to have recovered his senses.
Turd lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Turd thuds his right hand into Nurmagomedov's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Turd fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Nurmagomedov, pushing him back against the cage.
Turd creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nurmagomedov's defenses.
Nurmagomedov is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Turd to keep the fight standing.
Turd really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A body shot lands from Turd .
Turd lands an elbow that stopped Nurmagomedov in his tracks for a moment.
Nurmagomedov takes an elbow to the forehead. #T1#
Turd lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Turd lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Turd lands a body shot.
Turd digs a right hand into Nurmagomedov's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nurmagomedov's gas tank.
Turd comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Turd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Turd lands an elbow inside.
Turd lands an elbow that stopped Nurmagomedov in his tracks for a moment. #CUT#It looks like Khabib Nurmagomedov has been cut.
Turd creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Nurmagomedov! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Turd .
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Island Turd !
In defeat, Khabib Nurmagomedov stepped up to the mic, saying 'I never fight for the money, but every person is different'. |
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