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Event:
LAFC 42
Date: May 14, 2022 |
#R1##TD2#
Halli darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Halli is working for a kimura but Limbtwister is defending it quite comfortably.
Halli is trying to control the action in half guard but Limbtwister is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB#
Limbtwister looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Halli is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Limbtwister has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Halli is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Limbtwister wants to improve his position but Halli is controlling well.
#T1##SUB2#
Halli is working for a kimura but Limbtwister is defending it quite comfortably.
#SUB2#
Halli is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Limbtwister is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Halli pulls his head out easily.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Halli in particular looking to stall.
Halli is looking to advance position but Limbtwister won't allow it. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB2#
Halli looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Limbtwister holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now. #SUB#
Limbtwister looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Halli sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Limbtwister wants to improve his position but Halli is controlling well.
#T3##SUB2#
Halli is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Halli controlling the action here.
Halli is trying to control the action in half guard but Limbtwister is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD2#
Halli closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Halli lands in his opponent's guard.#SUB#
Limbtwister looking for a guillotine here but Halli defends easily.
#T4##SUB#
Limbtwister had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Halli defends it easily.
Halli controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Halli's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
We've been hearing good reports from Limbtwister's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Limbtwister working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Halli has passed into half guard!
Halli looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Simo Halli dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Halli is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Limbtwister's half guard.
Limbtwister has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Halli is working away from the top position though.
Halli wants to control but Limbtwister is keeping him busy.
Limbtwister trying to control from the bottom.
Limbtwister is staying active underneath Halli, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Well, if Halli is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
#SUB2#
Halli is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Limbtwister doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Halli.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Limbtwister tries to roll over but Halli keeps him under control.#T1#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Halli in particular looking to stall.
Limbtwister makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Limbtwister.
Halli is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB2#
Halli thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB#
Limbtwister is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Halli is aware though and is defending well.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Limbtwister has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Halli can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Limbtwister working for a triangle but Halli defends it easily.
Limbtwister keeping moving, preventing Halli from controlling successfully.
Limbtwister can't keep his opponent in guard - Halli advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SUB#
Limbtwister actively working from the bottom here.
Halli prevents Limbtwister from improving his position.
Simo Halli has got the better of the ground game so far.#T3#
Halli takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB2#
Limbtwister is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Halli has latched onto it... Big trouble! Halli pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Limbtwister is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Halli!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Simo Halli!
Simo Halli is the new middleweight champion!
A relieved looking Simo Halli thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Lazerus Limbtwister was interviewed post fight and said 'Pretty sure he jammed his finger in my butthole, what a cheater!!!'. |
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Event:
LAFC 38
Date: Apr 17, 2022 |
#R1#
Azevedo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Limbtwister sprawls well. Limbtwister wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Azevedo gets slowly back to his feet.
Inacio Azevedo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Azevedo shoots for a double leg takedown but Limbtwister sprawls well. He's pushed Azevedo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
And Limbtwister tries to counter it with a takedown but Azevedo pushes his down on his head and steps out.#TD#
Azevedo shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Limbtwister's guard.#SUB2#
Limbtwister had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Azevedo defends it easily.
Limbtwister managing to control the position.
Azevedo wants to control from the top but Limbtwister keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Azevedo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Limbtwister is keeping the position for now. #SUB2#
Limbtwister looking for a guillotine here but Azevedo defends easily.
Azevedo wants to control from the top but Limbtwister keeps moving. #T1##SUB2#
Limbtwister is looking for a triangle but Azevedo pushes his legs off easily.
Our spies down at at PRETTY PETERS FIGHT CLUB inform us that Limbtwister has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#SUB#
Azevedo drops back, looking for a kneebar! Limbtwister looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Limbtwister looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Limbtwister! #REVB#
Azevedo pushes Limbtwister away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Limbtwister gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Azevedo trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.#T2#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Limbtwister looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Azevedo pushes Limbtwister away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Limbtwister gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.#SUB2#
Limbtwister tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Limbtwister has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Azevedo seems a little lost for a moment, as Limbtwister dominates the positioning.
Azevedo pushes Limbtwister away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Limbtwister gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Azevedo tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Azevedo trying to get back to his feet but Limbtwister is in full control for now. #T3#
Limbtwister trying to control.#SUB2#
Limbtwister is persistently looking for the submission but Azevedo is defending it well.
#SUB2#
Limbtwister patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Limbtwister tries to get the hooks in deep but Azevedo pushed the leg off. #ES#
Azevedo is trying to get back to his feet. He's worked up on to his knees and now he's on his feet with his head on the canvas, trying to shake Limbtwister off. It looks like it's working - Limbtwister slides off, much to his dismay, and we're back to standing! Azevedo displaying calm under pressure there.
Limbtwister stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Inacio Azevedo. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Limbtwister fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Azevedo to the ground. Limbtwister is now in Azevedo's guard.
Limbtwister seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Limbtwister trying to control the position from guard on top but Azevedo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
Limbtwister wants to pass the guard but Azevedo is keeping the position.
Limbtwister prevents Azevedo from getting back to his feet. #SUB2#
Limbtwister is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Azevedo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Azevedo wants to stand and escape but Limbtwister is having none of it. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#TD#
Azevedo shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limbtwister is trying to control but can't.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Lazerus Limbtwister dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Azevedo shoots in for a double leg but Limbtwister sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Limbtwister stuffs the takedown.
Azevedo shoots in but Limbtwister avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Inacio Azevedo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Limbtwister throws a hook to the side of Azevedo's head but Azevedo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#TD2#
Limbtwister feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Limbtwister trying to control the position from guard on top but Azevedo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Azevedo is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Limbtwister trying to control the position from guard on top but Azevedo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Azevedo is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Limbtwister is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Limbtwister works a leg free and moves into half guard. #SUB2#
Limbtwister is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T1#
Azevedo looks like he's trying to stand up.
#SUB2#
Limbtwister is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Limbtwister frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Lazerus Limbtwister has got the better of the ground game so far.
Azevedo wants to get back to his feet.
#SUB2#
Azevedo defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Limbtwister.
Limbtwister trying to control but he's not successful this time. #T2#
The referee warns Azevedo that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Limbtwister has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Azevedo is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Limbtwister controlling from mount.
Limbtwister's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Azevedo wants to try and get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Azevedo has left one of his arms exposed and Limbtwister doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Azevedo screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lazerus Limbtwister!
Lazerus Limbtwister is the new middleweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Lazerus Limbtwister thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
LAFC 32
Date: Mar 19, 2022 |
#R1##TD#
Limbtwister scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. #SUB#
Limbtwister in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Reese tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Limbtwister!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lazerus Limbtwister!
An out of breath Lazerus Limbtwister thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
LAFC 25
Date: Jan 29, 2022 |
#R1##TD#
Limbtwister decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Limbtwister seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Azevedo does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
We've been hearing good reports from Limbtwister's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#SUB#
Limbtwister is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Azevedo has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Azevedo has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Limbtwister. Oh but Azevedo has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Limbtwister goes limp - he's gone! Azevedo jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Inacio Azevedo!
Inacio Azevedo is the new middleweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Inacio Azevedo gave a big smile as he said 'Obrigado fãs, família e time! Isso é para você, campeão do LAFC. Thank you LAFC for opportunity and fans!'.
Lazerus Limbtwister was interviewed post fight and said 'Pretty sure he jammed his finger in my butthole, what a cheater!!!'. |
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Event:
LAFC Fight Night: Christmas Ev
Date: Dec 24, 2021 |
#R1##TD2#
Limbtwister shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Azevedo manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Azevedo seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#SUB2#
Limbtwister is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB#
Limbtwister avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#SUB#
Azevedo has his foot on Limbtwister's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Limbtwister works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Azevedo is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Limbtwister is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Azevedo looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Limbtwister works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Limbtwister wants to pass the guard but Azevedo is defending well.
Limbtwister really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Azevedo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB2#
Limbtwister is looking for a kimura but Azevedo is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Limbtwister to get the leverage. #SUB#
Azevedo looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Limbtwister slips a nice elbow through Azevedo's hands, connecting with Azevedo's forehead.#T1#
Limbtwister trying to control the action but Azevedo is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Limbtwister is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Limbtwister not doing much here.
#SUB2#
Limbtwister is working for a kimura but Azevedo is defending it quite comfortably.
Azevedo wants to get back to full guard.
Limbtwister passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Azevedo! #SUB2#
Limbtwister moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Azevedo has worked his arm free - good work by Azevedo!
#T2#
Azevedo is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Limbtwister looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Azevedo tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB2#
Limbtwister is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Azevedo has escaped the position, nice work there. #T3#
Azevedo tries to buck Limbtwister off but Limbtwister is having none of it.
My spies in PRETTY PETERS FIGHT CLUB inform me that Limbtwister has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Azevedo looks to move to half guard but instead Limbtwister has passed into mount! Damn!
Azevedo is trying desperately to improve position.#SUB2#
Limbtwister moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Azevedo has worked his arm free - good work by Azevedo!
Azevedo is looking to regain half guard here but Limbtwister keeps moving and retains side control.
Limbtwister advances to full mount.
Azevedo can't escape the position.
#T4#
Limbtwister wants to control the pace but Azevedo is squirming around nicely.
Azevedo is trying to reverse the position but instead Limbtwister has taken his back - oops!
Azevedo tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Azevedo is trying to reverse the position but instead Limbtwister has taken his back - oops!
Azevedo is keeping busy.
#SUB2#
Limbtwister is working for a rear naked choke. Azevedo is not defending it well and Limbtwister has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Azevedo refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Azevedo's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Lazerus Limbtwister!
Lazerus Limbtwister is the new middleweight champion!
Lazerus Limbtwister took some time post fight to say the following; 'Breaking bones and taking names.'. |
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Event:
LAFC 15
Date: Nov 20, 2021 |
#R1##TD2#
Limbtwister shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Limbtwister was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
You can see the frustration on Killstrike's face as Limbtwister controls the position.
Killstrike trying his best to control but Limbtwister has mounted him.
Killstrike on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Killstrike tries to get out of the position.
Limbtwister controlling the pace for now.
Killstrike knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Limbtwister on the ground.
Limbtwister fails to advance to Killstrike's back.
Killstrike tries to hold on but Limbtwister pushes him away.
Limbtwister controlling the position easily from mount.
Killstrike is wriggling around trying to escape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Limbtwister sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T1#
Killstrike keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Limbtwister controlling his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Killstrike is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Limbtwister locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Killstrike is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lazerus Limbtwister!
In his post fight interview, Lazerus Limbtwister gave a big smile as he said 'Breaking bones and taking names.'. |
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Event:
LAFC 11
Date: Oct 23, 2021 |
#R1#
Sabatory shoots for a takedown but Limbtwister saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sabatory misses with a takedown attempt #TD#
and Limbtwister decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Sabatory's guard.
Limbtwister stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sabatory swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Limbtwister showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB2#
Sabatory is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Limbtwister defends well.#SUB2#
Limbtwister got a little sloppy there for a moment and Sabatory has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Limbtwister has managed to get both his arms back between Sabatory's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Limbtwister content to stall in guard here. #T1#
Limbtwister sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Sabatory's guard. #SUB#
Limbtwister is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Sabatory has managed to free his arm - good work.
Limbtwister trying to control from half guard but Sabatory is working away. #SUB2#
Sabatory is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Limbtwister pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Limbtwister is trying to work for a kimura but Sabatory is defending well.
#SUB2#
Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.
Sabatory tries to get to full guard but Limbtwister has control of the leg.
Limbtwister wants to take a breather but Sabatory is having none of it. #T2##SUB#
Limbtwister looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Limbtwister definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB#
Limbtwister seems to be looking for submissions.
Limbtwister passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Sabatory! #SUB#
Limbtwister is working for a guillotine from mount but Sabatory frees his head quite easily.
Limbtwister looking to control but Sabatory is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T3##SUB#
Limbtwister swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Sabatory is now in Limbtwister's guard. A big mistake from Limbtwister there, giving up the dominant position! #SUB#
Limbtwister throws his legs up looking for a submission but Sabatory uses it to pass to side control.
You can see the frustration on Limbtwister's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Limbtwister is looking for a sweep.#T4#
Limbtwister is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Sabatory's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.#SUB#
Limbtwister looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sabatory prevents Limbtwister from improving his position.
Sabatory is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Limbtwister looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Lazerus Limbtwister dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##CL2#
Sabatory has managed to clinch.
#TD#
Sabatory is fighting off a takedown attempt but Limbtwister is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Sabatory to the mat. Sabatory regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Limbtwister is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sabatory can do to turn this around?
Sabatory can't keep his opponent in guard - Limbtwister advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SUB2#
Sabatory is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Limbtwister pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Limbtwister is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Sabatory has managed to free his arm - good work.
Sabatory wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Sabatory looking for submissions off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Limbtwister controlling the action here.
Limbtwister is trying to control. Sabatory wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T1##SUB#
Limbtwister is working for a submission of some sort.
Sabatory gets full guard.#SUB#
Limbtwister is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Lazerus Limbtwister overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Limbtwister pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sabatory is keeping the position for now.
Limbtwister's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Limbtwister passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Sabatory tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Limbtwister wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T2#
Sabatory throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land. #SUB#
Limbtwister is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Sabatory knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Limbtwister looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Sabatory tries to improve position but can't.
Sabatory is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Limbtwister asserts his dominance and retains side control.#SUB#
Limbtwister working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Limbtwister is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Sabatory knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T3#
Sabatory is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Limbtwister is looking for a kimura here.
#SUB#
Limbtwister is looking for a kimura but Sabatory is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Limbtwister to get the leverage. #SUB#
Limbtwister is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#SUB2#
Sabatory looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Limbtwister works his way into full mount! #SUB#
Limbtwister has control of Sabatory's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Sabatory regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#SUB#
Limbtwister is working for a guillotine from mount but Sabatory frees his head quite easily.
Limbtwister fails to take his opponent's back.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sabatory slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Lazerus Limbtwister dominated that second round.
That's time! Limbtwister's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3##TD#
Limbtwister fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Sabatory sprawls well initially but Limbtwister persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Limbtwister controlling the pace. #SUB2#
Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Limbtwister wants to work for an arm triangle but Sabatory is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Sabatory tries to roll over but Limbtwister keeps him under control.#SUB2#
Sabatory looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Limbtwister is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Limbtwister is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sabatory sees it coming and defends easily.
Limbtwister wants to pass the guard but Sabatory is defending well. #T1#
Limbtwister performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB#
Limbtwister is working for a submission of some sort.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Limbtwister is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Sabatory doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Limbtwister. #SUB#
Limbtwister maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Sabatory could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Limbtwister has cracked it and Sabatory is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Limbtwister!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lazerus Limbtwister!
An intense looking Lazerus Limbtwister took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Breaking bones and taking names.'. |
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Event:
LAFC 8
Date: Oct 06, 2021 |
#R1##TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Goldberg.
Limbtwister takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Limbtwister tries to control but Goldberg manages to take his back.
Goldberg lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Limbtwister hold on?!
Goldberg is loading up with his shots from the back and Limbtwister is in big trouble! Limbtwister taps out to strikes and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Bill Goldberg!
Bill Goldberg made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'WHOSE NEXT?????!!!!'.
Lazerus Limbtwister was interviewed post fight and said 'Pretty sure he jammed his finger in my butthole, what a cheater!!!'. |
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Event:
LAFC 5 Pulver vs Kilmeister
Date: Sep 15, 2021 |
#R1#
Mihailov fails in his attempt to clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Limbtwister misses the target. #TD#
Limbtwister scores with a takedown into Mihailov's guard.#SUB2#
Mihailov had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Limbtwister defends it easily.#SUB2#
Mihailov looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Mihailov avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mihailov can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Limbtwister controls the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1##SUB#
Limbtwister thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Limbtwister is pushing down on Mihailov's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mihailov is fighting to maintain full guard but Limbtwister has managed to sneak the leg through.
Limbtwister is looking to advance position but Mihailov won't allow it.
Limbtwister works his way into side control.
Mihailov trying to remain calm as Limbtwister controls from the top position.#SUB#
Limbtwister has hold of Mihailov's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Mihailov seems comfortable defending it but Limbtwister has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Mihailov is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Mihailov is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Limbtwister couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lazerus Limbtwister!
Lazerus Limbtwister took some time post fight to say the following; 'Breaking bones and taking names.'. |
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Event:
LAFC 3 Jackson vs Tellurite
Date: Sep 01, 2021 |
#R1#
Starfish swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Starfish looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#TD2#
Limbtwister looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Starfish!
Limbtwister works to advance to full mount. Starfish defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Limbtwister moves to the back.
What can Starfish do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
#SUB2#
Starfish won't enjoy being in this position. Limbtwister looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Starfish is tapping - it's over boys! Limbtwister picks up the submission victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Lazerus Limbtwister!
Post fight, Lazerus Limbtwister took to the microphone: 'Breaking bones and taking names.'. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1059 Round 1
Date: Aug 19, 2021 |
#R1##KD#
Oooooh!!! Porridge has knocked Limbtwister down with a huge combo! Porridge steps away and waves a wobbly Limbtwister back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT#It looks like Lazerus Limbtwister has been cut.
A big left from Limbtwister misses.
Porridge wants to clinch up but Limbtwister keeps it at a distance.
Porridge tries to clinch but Limbtwister moves out of range.
Limbtwister throws the left hand but Porridge avoids the punch easily.
Porridge keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
#ROC#Limbtwister is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Limbtwister is holding his hands too far apart here. Porridge throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Limbtwister is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dusted Porridge!
In his post fight interview, Dusted Porridge started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
The defeated Lazerus Limbtwister had this to say: 'Pretty sure he jammed his finger in my butthole, what a cheater!!!'. |
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