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Event:
TWGC 34 (265+lbs, D4): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 2
Date: Jun 30, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Paul Brown! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Optimal Poopypants!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Poopypants closes the distance and clinches.#TD#
Brown has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Poopypants uses from the top position. #SUB#
Poopypants content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Brown has locked up a guillotine! Brown's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Poopypants is holding on here and Brown must be using up a lot of energy. Poopypants has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Brown gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Paul Brown! |
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Event:
TWGC 34 (265+lbs, D4): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Jun 29, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Optimal Poopypants! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Alfred Shittybottoms!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Daniel Franklin.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Shittybottoms avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And Shittybottoms tries to counter it with a takedown but Poopypants pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Poopypants closes the distance looking to clinch #TD2#
and Shittybottoms counters with a nice double leg into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Poopypants (0) vs (2) Shittybottoms
Shittybottoms passes to side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Poopypants (0) vs (5) Shittybottoms
Poopypants manages to work his way to half guard, despite Shittybottoms's best efforts.
Shittybottoms wants to pass the guard but Poopypants is defending well. #SUB2#
Shittybottoms seems to be looking for submissions.
Poopypants slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shittybottoms pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Poopypants is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Poopypants looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Shittybottoms is defending well. Poopypants quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Shittybottoms has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Poopypants celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Optimal Poopypants! |
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Event:
TUF Trials 2
Date: Jun 22, 2021 |
#R1#
Poopypants fails with the takedown.
Poopypants dives in for a single leg takedown but Shittybottoms sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.#TD2#
Shittybottoms has Poopypants pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Shittybottoms pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Poopypants tumbling to the mat - Shittybottoms dives into Poopypants's guard.
Shittybottoms must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Shittybottoms controlling from the top position.
Poopypants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shittybottoms really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Poopypants. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Poopypants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Shittybottoms doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Poopypants is tightening it up a little... Shittybottoms has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Shittybottoms reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Shittybottoms taps out! Nice BJJ there by Poopypants!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Optimal Poopypants! |
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