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Event: SMASH: Romanow vs Gustafsson     
Date:   Mar 17, 2024
#R1#
Stonk lands with a shot to the body.
Ecker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Stonk's head.
Ecker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stonk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stonk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ecker moves away.
Ecker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Stonk manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Stonk misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stonk slips under a jab from Ecker.
Ecker moves away from the strike by Stonk. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Stonk gets through Ecker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ecker tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Stonk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ecker blocks an uppercut.
Ecker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ecker goes for a takedown in the clinch but Stonk prevents it.
Ecker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
A short body shot lands from Stonk as the two fighters clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ecker looking to throw knees to the head but Stonk is blocking nicely.
A short left from Ecker. #BC#
Stonk manages to break the clinch.
Ecker is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T1#
Ecker moves out of range of the strikes.
Ecker throws a jab but it's blocked by Stonk.
Ecker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ecker moves out of range of the strikes.
Stinky Stonk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stonk moves out of range of the body kick.
Ecker throws a hook to the side of Stonk's head but Stonk sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stonk appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Ecker takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ecker misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ecker has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Ecker takes a shot to the body in his stride. #CL2#
Ecker closes the distance and pushes Stonk back into the cage.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk scores with a shot to the side of Ecker's head.
Stonk prevents the takedown attempt.
Stinky Stonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Devin Ecker.
Ecker lands an uppercut.
Ecker lands a nice elbow.
Nice elbow from Ecker. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk lands a body shot.
Ecker tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ecker lands a damaging elbow.
Stonk gets through Ecker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ecker's elbow.
Ecker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ecker tries a knee to the head but Stonk blocks it.
Stonk lands a left hand.
Ecker throws a head punch that misses.
Ecker creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Stonk's defenses.
Ecker blocking some punches.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Ecker.
Stonk lands a left hand.
Ecker comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Ecker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ecker tries a knee to the head but Stonk blocks it.
Ecker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Ecker.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T3#
Stonk throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ecker looks winded!
Stonk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ecker lands with a left to the head.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Ecker.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ecker putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Stonk in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Stonk misses with a body punch.
Ecker tries for a takedown but Stonk manages to get underhooks.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ecker lands a nice knee to the body.
Stonk lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ecker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ecker is struggling to control the position.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ecker tries to land a knee to the head but Stonk blocks with his arms.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Ecker. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short left from Stonk.
Ecker takes a shot to the head.
Stonk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Stonk working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stonk tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ecker's elbow.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Ecker wants to stall.
Ecker digs a right hand into Stonk's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stonk's gas tank.
Ecker scores with a shot to the side of Stonk's head.
Ecker connects with a knee to the head.
Stonk works on Ecker's body with a couple of short punches.
Ecker swings wildly with an uppercut but Stonk uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Ecker.
Ecker wants a takedown but no success here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk. #TD2#
Ecker has picked Stonk up - he's going for a ride! Ecker dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ecker landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #SUB#
Stonk looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Stonk tries to roll over but Ecker keeps him under control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Devin Ecker will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Stonk lands an overhand right.#CL2#
Ecker forces Stonk back against the cage and clinches.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Ecker lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ecker using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stonk has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ecker.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk tries a body shot but Ecker blocks it.
Stonk tries a body shot but Ecker blocks it.
Stonk can't find room to land a body shot as Ecker controls the action.
Ecker is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Stonk is defending well.
Ecker with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ecker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ecker lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk misses with a body punch.
Ecker blocking some punches. #T1#
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Ecker.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Devin Ecker seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Stonk struggles to land a body shot inside as Ecker controls his hands.
Ecker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ecker blocks an uppercut.
Ecker lands an elbow that stopped Stonk in his tracks for a moment. #CUT2#It looks like Stinky Stonk has been cut.
Ecker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ecker creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ecker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ecker.
Ecker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ecker tries to stall but Stonk uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Stonk is trying to break the clinch but Ecker has him pressed against the cage.
Ecker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ecker's elbow. #TD2#
Ecker lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ecker thows a huge punch but Stonk dodges it nicely.
Stonk is looking to improve his position.
Ecker thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Stonk's head. #T2#
Stonk keeping hold of Ecker's head, controlling as best he can.
Stonk is staying active underneath Ecker, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Stonk has hold of Ecker's hands but Ecker slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Stonk on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Ecker scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Ecker is nestled in close to Stonk, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Ecker missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ecker has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Ecker seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Stonk taking some punishment here, with Ecker in his half guard. #SUB#
Stonk actively working from the bottom here.
Stonk is refusing to be controlled, as Ecker sits in half guard.
Ecker thows a huge punch but Stonk dodges it nicely. #T3#
Stonk tries to roll over but Ecker keeps him under control.
Ecker throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Stonk on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Ecker lands with a punch from half guard.
Ecker lands strikes from half guard.
Devin Ecker has got the better of the ground game so far.
Ecker thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ecker scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#ROC2#Stonk is rocked!
Stonk wants to improve his position but Ecker is controlling well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ecker looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Oh Stonk is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ecker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Stonk is staying active underneath Ecker, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Stonk seems to have got his legs back now.
Ecker controlling the action here.#T4#
Stonk avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Ecker.
Ecker seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Nice strikes from Ecker there.
Ecker working the head and body with strikes.
Ecker is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Stonk is hurt! He's hurt bad - Ecker fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Stonk from any more punishment! Congratulations to Ecker! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Devin Ecker!
During a confident post fight interview, Devin Ecker thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: SMASH: Gustafsson vs Tryastsyn     
Date:   Feb 03, 2024
#R1#
Hall pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A jab lands there for Hall.
Nice body punch from Hall.
Stonk sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
Hall feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Stonk throws a series of punches but Hall avoids them all with ease.
Hall staying out of range there.
Hall with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hall sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hall takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hall throws a series of punches but Stonk avoids them all with ease.
Hall connects with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hall. Stonk does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stonk throws a hook but Hall blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL#
Hall pushes Stonk up against the cage in a clinch.
A short left from Hall.
Hall lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hall lands a hook that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Hall blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Hall.
Hall stalling the fight.
Hall tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hall lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stonk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hall goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Hall.
Hall scores with a shoulder strike.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hall is leaning against Stonk and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hall lands a nice shot to the body.
Stonk working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Hall.
Hall works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Hall lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Stonk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stonk takes a shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Still in the clinch, Hall scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Hall.
Stonk looks winded!
Hall just leaning against Stonk, taking a breather.
Hall controlling the action here for a moment. #T2#
Hall lands a body shot in the clinch.
Stonk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hall lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hall lands a left hand that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Hall lands a nice shot to the body.
Hall pushes Stonk back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short left from Hall.
Hall throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A nice left hand lands by Hall.
Hall lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #ROC#Stonk is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hall.
Stonk is still on wobbly legs! Can Hall finish him?
Hall creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Stonk with a big uppercut! Stonk tries to clinch up but Hall pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Stonk to the mat! Stonk covers up and Hall unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Henry Hall!
Henry Hall seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: SMASH: Tryastsyn vs Barrels     
Date:   Jan 07, 2024
#R1#
Tuytuhlz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tuytuhlz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stonk throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tuytuhlz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tuytuhlz connects with a right hand. Stonk shakes it off.
Tuytuhlz throws a shot to the body.
Stonk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tuytuhlz.
Stonk appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Stonk throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tuytuhlz walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tuytuhlz cracks Stonk with an open hand slap.#CL#
Tuytuhlz instigates a clinch.
Tuytuhlz makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right handed body shot lands from Tuytuhlz.
Tuytuhlz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tuytuhlz works on Stonk's body with a couple of short punches.
Tuytuhlz lands with a left to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Tuytuhlz. #T1#
Stonk takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT#It looks like Stinky Stonk has been cut.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Tuytuhlz.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk tries a body shot but Tuytuhlz blocks it.
Stonk misses with a punch to the body.
Tuytuhlz lands a body shot in the clinch.
Stonk looks winded!
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Tuytuhlz.
A left hand lands to the body for Tuytuhlz.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Tuytuhlz.
Tuytuhlz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tuytuhlz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Tuytuhlz.
A shot in the inside from Tuytuhlz.
Tuytuhlz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stonk works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tuytuhlz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stonk.
Nice body punch from Tuytuhlz.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tuytuhlz lands with a short shot to the head.
Tuytuhlz will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Stonk up against the cage.#T2#
Tuytuhlz stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Tuytuhlz lands an uppercut.
Stonk tries to work over Tuytuhlz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tuytuhlz lands an elbow inside.
Tuytuhlz lands a shot to the body.
Good body shot from Tuytuhlz.
A bit of stalling here from Tuytuhlz.
Tuytuhlz lands an elbow inside that Stonk shrugs off.
Tuytuhlz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tuytuhlz lands a hook that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Tuytuhlz comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Tuytuhlz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stonk backwards. #ROC#Stonk is rocked!
Tuytuhlz lands an elbow inside that Stonk shrugs off.
Stonk is still on wobbly legs! Can Tuytuhlz finish him?
Tuytuhlz pushes Stonk against the cage. Tuytuhlz is working some dirty boxing. Tuytuhlz pushes off with a quick right hook! Stonk goes down! Stonk tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Tuytuhlz moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lyke Tuytuhlz!
A victorious Lyke Tuytuhlz thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: SMASH: Spratt vs Khan     
Date:   Nov 04, 2023
#R1#
Ducreux fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stonk manages to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Stonk on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ducreux misses with a head kick.
Ducreux is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stonk.
Ducreux thuds a left hand into Stonk's body.
Stonk throws an off balance right hand
and Ducreux counters with a stiff right hand.
Ducreux wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ducreux moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Ducreux swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ducreux moves out of range of the strikes.
Stonk throws a right hand that misses
and Ducreux counters with a nice uppercut.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Ducreux looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Stonk throws a body shot but no joy.
Stonk throws a big shot that misses.
Ducreux throws out a counter right but Stonk avoids it with no problem.
Ducreux throws a shot to the body.
Stonk throws a right hand that misses
and Ducreux counters with a stiff right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target. #T1#
Stonk on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice body kick there by Ducreux.
Stonk throws a shot from downtown. Ducreux moves away and avoids it.
Stonk misses with an uppercut
letting Ducreux counter with a right hand.
Stonk drops his hands momentarily and Ducreux takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #ROC2#Stonk is rocked!
Stonk throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ducreux counters with a nice body shot.
Ducreux slips under a jab from Stonk.
Stonk takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#KD2#
Ducreux feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Stonk sprawling to the canvas! Stonk rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Ducreux finish him?!
Oh Stonk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stonk throws an overhand right that lands on Ducreux's shoulder, as Ducreux tries to avoid the shot.
Ducreux doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Ducreux lands a slapping body shot.
Ducreux is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Stonk had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Stonk walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Ducreux! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joseph Ducreux!
After the big win, Joseph Ducreux made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Bondi MMA 🏝️ and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: SPFT #8     
Date:   Aug 27, 2023
#R1#
Biederman lands a lovely overhand right.
Stonk tries to move into range but Biederman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk misses with an uppercut
and Biederman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#TD#
Biederman gets a takedown into half guard.

Stonk has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Biederman is on him like a limpet, forcing Stonk back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A hook to the body from Biederman.
Biederman scores a nice knee to the body.
Biederman presses Stonk against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Biederman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk takes a knee right on the jaw! #CUT#It looks like Stinky Stonk has been cut.
Biederman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Biederman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC#
Biederman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Biederman scores with a hook to the body. Stonk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Biederman on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stonk takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#TD#
Biederman dives in and scores a takedown into Stonk's guard.#T1##SUB#
Biederman drops back looking for a leg! Stonk is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Stonk manages to kick Biederman off! Biederman jumps back into Stonk's guard.
Stonk has control of Biederman's left arm, preventing Biederman from doing any damage.
Biederman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Biederman wants to control from the top but Stonk keeps moving.
Biederman advances position into side control!
Biederman cracks Stonk with a big elbow.
Stonk prevents Biederman from moving into mount.
Biederman works to advance to full mount. Stonk defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs. #T2#
Stonk is wriggling around trying to escape.
Biederman trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biederman lands a couple of good shots and Stonk has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Stonk is covering up but some of the strikes from Biederman are getting through and doing damage. #SUB#
Biederman working for a choke but Stonk is defending well.
Stonk just trying to survive but Biederman is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Stonk tries to escape but Biederman has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Biederman lands punches and elbows.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biederman lands a shot to the body.
Stonk is taking damage to the body and head.
Stonk is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Biederman off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.#T3#
Stonk tries to escape the position. #SUB#
Biederman has his arm under Stonk's chin here. Game over son! Biederman squeezes tightly and Stonk is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nelson Biederman!
Nelson Biederman retains his middleweight title!
A victorious Nelson Biederman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: WFC Tokyo 3     
Date:   Jul 30, 2023
#R1#
Stonk lands a jab.
Russian tries to clinch but Stonk moves out of range.
Stonk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stonk cracks Russian with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stonk.#KD2#
Stonk cracks Russian with an uppercut from hell and Russian crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Stonk's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing! #ROC2#Russian is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonk engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Oh Russian is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Russian seems to have got his legs back now.
Stonk stands and throws Russian's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Stonk tries to advance to mount but Russian denies him.
Russian wants to get back to his feet.
Russian is letting Stonk control him for a moment.
Russian on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Russian tries to get out of the position.#T1#
Let's hope that Stonk has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Stonk's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Stonk advances to mount.
Stonk controlling the pace for now. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Russian looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
More stalling from Stonk.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Russian tries to buck Stonk off but he can't manage it. #T3#
Stonk controlling his opponent.
Stonk fails to advance to Russian's back.
Stonk controlling the position easily from mount.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Stonk.#T4#
Stonk moves to take his opponent's back.
Russian trying to get back to his feet but Stonk is in full control for now.
Stonk is riding his opponent, not letting Russian buck him off.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stonk is continuing to stall.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Russian wants to clinch.
Russian on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Nice straight punches there by Stonk. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stonk.
Russian moves in looking to clinch but Stonk pushes him off.
And Stonk tries to counter it with a takedown but Russian pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Stonk circles away from the clinch attempt.
Russian tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Stonk manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Russian tries to clinch but Stonk moves out of range.
Russian moves in looking to clinch but Stonk pushes him off.
Russian is looking to clinch but Stonk is avoiding it.
Stonk cracks Russian on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Russian falls backwards against the cage. Stonk follows up with more strikes that drop Russian to his knees. Stonk keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Russian! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WFC New York 5     
Date:   Jul 23, 2023
#R1#
Cosby displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stonk throws out the jab.
Cosby moves out of range of the strikes.
Stonk steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cosby.
We've been informed that Cosby has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Stonk connects with a looping right hand. #CUT#It looks like Bill Cosby has been cut.
Stonk slips under a jab from Cosby.
Stonk changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cosby appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cosby ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Stonk swings widly with a right hand
and Cosby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cosby avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cosby walks into a jab.
Cosby uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stonk.
Cosby uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stonk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#KD#
Stonk cracks Cosby with a big right hand and Cosby goes down!#ROC#Cosby is rocked!
Cosby looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonk looking to pass the guard.
Cosby is still in real trouble! Can Stonk finish him?
Stonk controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Stonk sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Cosby's guard.
Cosby tries to roll over but Stonk keeps him under control.
Cosby is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Stonk is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Cosby!
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully. #T1#
Cosby seems to have recovered his senses.
Cosby prevents Stonk from taking his back.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Cosby is squirming around, avoiding Stonk's attempts to control the action.
Stonk tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Stonk trying to control but Cosby is having none of it.
Stonk prevents Cosby from getting the reversal.
Stonk controlling the pace for now. #T2#
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Stonk wants to control the pace but Cosby is squirming around nicely.
Stonk controlling the pace for now.
Cosby regains half guard.
Stonk is trying to control the action in half guard but Cosby is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Stonk prevents Cosby from improving his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stonk performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T3#
Stonk looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Cosby tries to get to full guard but Stonk has control of the leg.
Stonk wants to free his trapped foot but Cosby is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Stonk is working hard here to advance position.
Stonk trying to control the action but Cosby is working from the bottom.
Stonk with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Stonk is trying to control. Cosby wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Stonk controlling the action here.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cosby wants to improve his position but Stonk is controlling well.
Stonk looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Cosby won't allow Stonk to pass to mount.
Stonk controlling the action here.
Stonk looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Stonk controlling the pace.
Stonk wants to free his trapped foot but Cosby is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Well, if Stonk is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza Yum. Can't wait.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bill Cosby's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target.
Stonk throws out a powerful jab.
Cosby blocks a jab.
Stonk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cosby.
Stonk lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Stonk takes a jab right on the kisser.
A big right from Cosby misses.
Stonk looks to land a right hand but Cosby moved out of range.#KD#
Stonk bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Cosby! He dives into his guard looking to finish!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stonk's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Cosby looking for a sweep. Not yet Cosby, not yet.
Stonk seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Stonk continues to stall.
Further stalling from Stonk.#T1#
Stonk wants to pass the guard but Cosby is keeping the position.
Cosby is breathing heavily.
Cosby tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Stonk stays in close to Cosby's body and controls the position.
Stonk trying to control the position from guard on top but Cosby is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stonk's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cosby can do to turn this around?
Stonk trying to control but Cosby is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Cosby throws a leg kick which misses Stonk's front leg but catches the back leg as Stonk tries to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cosby looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A big left from Cosby misses.
Stinky Stonk is winning the standup battle so far.#T2#
Stonk throws an overhand right that lands on Cosby's shoulder, as Cosby tries to avoid the shot.
Cosby slips a jab from Stonk.#KD#
Stonk moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Cosby goes down! Can Stonk finish him!?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonk trying to control but Cosby is working from the bottom.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Stonk is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Cosby is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Stonk is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.#T3##REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Cosby bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cosby looks to land a right hand but Stonk moved out of range.
Cosby connects with a jab.
Cosby moves forwards but Stonk connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Stonk moves out of range as Cosby strikes.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Cosby slips the punch.
Cosby just misses with a punch to the body.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A big right from Stonk misses.
Cosby is looking to slow Stonk down with leg kicks.
Cosby moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Cosby slips under a jab.
Stonk throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Cosby to counter with a crisp jab.
Cosby throws the left hand but Stonk avoids the punch easily.
Stonk ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T4#
Stonk missing with a left hand there. Cosby was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from Cosby misses.
Stonk attempts a counter takedown but Cosby avoids it well and moves away.
Stonk closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Cosby! Stonk dives in looking to finish! Cosby is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
A victorious Stinky Stonk thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: WFC Las Vegas 5     
Date:   Jul 16, 2023
#R1#
Fischer slips a jab from Stonk.
Stonk looks to land a left hand but Fischer moved out of range nicely.
Stonk missing with a left hand there. Fischer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fischer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stonk misses with an uppercut.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Stonk.#CUT#It looks like Dennis Fischer has been cut.
Fischer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fischer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Fischer slips the punch.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#KD#
Stonk cracks Fischer with an uppercut from hell and Fischer crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Stonk's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing! #ROC#Fischer is rocked!
Fischer looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonk is pushing down on Fischer's leg trying to pass to half guard. Fischer is fighting to maintain full guard but Stonk has managed to sneak the leg through.
Fischer is still in real trouble! Can Stonk finish him?
Stonk passes the guard and advances to mount!
Stonk controlling the position easily from mount. #T1#
Stonk takes Fischer's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Fischer is in trouble.
Fischer seems to have recovered his senses.
Stonk trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Fischer doesn't escape.
Stonk continues to stall.#T2#
Stonk has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T3#
More hug and hope from Stonk.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fischer rolls, trying to escape but Stonk keeps control of the position.
Stonk biding his time, controlling Fischer.
Fischer is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Fischer is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Stonk.
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
That's time! Stonk's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Fischer defending well as Stonk loads up on a big left hand.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Fischer ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Stonk lands a nice shot that snaps Fischer's head back.
Stonk misses the jab.
Stonk misses with an uppercut. Fischer saw that one coming.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fischer blocks a jab.
Stonk throws a hook to the side of Fischer's head but Fischer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk misses with a left hand #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fischer.
Stonk is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Stonk controlling the action here.
Fischer is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#T1#
Stonk works his foot free and advances to mount.
Stinky Stonk overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fischer has given up his back. Will we see Stonk going for some submissions?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stonk keeps control of the position easily here as Fischer tries to buck him off.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Stonk.
Stonk continues to hold on tight.
Further stalling from Stonk.#T2#
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Stonk is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fischer can do to turn this around?
Fischer trying to control the position but Stonk manages to sink in the hooks.
Fischer can't escape the position.
Stonk controls the position.#T3##T4#
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Stonk throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Stonk!
Stonk is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Fischer is keen to just control but Stonk is a slippery customer.
Stonk keeping control of the position.
Stonk moves into full guard.
Fischer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Stonk is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fischer trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fischer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Stonk holds on and takes a little breather.
Stonk manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fischer manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Stonk passes Fischer's left leg - he's now in half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fischer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Stonk with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Stonk passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Fischer! #T2#
Stonk controlling his opponent.
Fischer tries to lock up and control but Stonk gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fischer has given up his back - I dont know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
Stonk controls the action.
Fischer just trying to survive but Stonk is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight. #T3##T4#
Fischer tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Good control from Stonk.
Fischer tries to break free.
Stonk is riding his opponent, not letting Fischer buck him off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R4#
Stonk looks to land a left hand but Fischer moved out of range nicely.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fischer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stonk throws a poor cross that misses #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Stonk is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Stonk lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Stonk controls from within his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fischer controls Stonk momentarily but Stonk frees himself.
Fischer is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.#T1#
Stonk slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Stonk forces his way into half guard.
Stonk content to control rather than advance.
Stonk works his way into side control.
Stonk advances to mount. #T2#
Stonk controlling his opponent. #T3#
Fischer is looking to improve his position but Stonk isn't that keen on the idea.
Stonk controlling the pace for now.
Stonk takes Fischer's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Fischer is in trouble.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight. #T4#
Fischer is in bad spot here.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk had his way with Dennis Fischer in that round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Fischer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R5#
Stonk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk scores with a jab.
Fischer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
Fischer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Fischer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
Stonk misses with a right hand #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a takedown into side control.
Stonk regains half guard.
Stonk gets full guard.
Stonk controlling Fischer's posture.
Stonk manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fischer manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Stonk passes Fischer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Fischer is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonk controlling the action here.#T1#
Stonk works his foot free and advances to mount.
Stonk controlling from mount.
Fischer working to try and regain half guard.
Stonk controlling from mount. #T2#
Fischer has given up his back - I dont know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
Fischer just trying to survive but Stonk is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near. #T3#
Fischer just trying to survive but Stonk is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Stonk avoiding Fischer 's attempts to control his hands.
Good control from Stonk.#T4#
Fischer tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back.
Stonk is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stinky Stonk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stonk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 50:44
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 50:44
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 50:44

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinky Stonk!

Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Stinky Stonk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: WFC Australia 2     
Date:   Jul 08, 2023
#R1#
Stonk lands the left hand.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Fischer slips the punch.
Stonk rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a shoot takedown. Stonk fights it but they end up in guard.
Stonk keeping full guard, as Fischer tries to pass.
Stonk is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Stonk tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fischer trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stonk is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk keeping moving, preventing Fischer from controlling successfully.
Stonk looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #T1#
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Fischer wants to control from the top but Stonk keeps moving.
Stonk controlling Fischer's posture. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Stonk misses the jab.
And Fischer tries to counter it with a takedown but Stonk pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Stonk throws a jab but it's blocked by Fischer.
Stonk throws an overhand right that lands on Fischer's shoulder, as Fischer tries to avoid the shot.
Fischer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
Fischer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Stonk missing with a left hand there. Fischer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stonk cracks Fischer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fischer slips a jab from Stonk.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Stinky Stonk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Stonk throws a lazy uppercut #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stonk won't be happy with that.
Fischer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stonk keeps working.
Stonk manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fischer is looking for a sweep. Stonk is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stonk works his way into full mount!
Stonk controlling from the full mount.
Further stalling from Stonk.
Fischer tries to reverse the position but Stonk maintains control.
Stonk controlling his opponent.
Stonk works his way to his opponent's back. #T3#
Stonk is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Stonk is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Stonk has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Stonk.#T4#
Stonk continues to stall.
Fischer is really stuck here.
What can Fischer do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Stonk avoiding Fischer 's attempts to control his hands.
Stonk trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Fischer doesn't escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Fischer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stonk.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Fischer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stonk throws a hook to the side of Fischer's head but Fischer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Fischer moves away from the strike by Stonk.
Stonk scores with a jab to the jaw.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fischer can do to turn this around?
A slow jab from Stonk misses its intended target.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fischer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fischer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fischer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
And Fischer tries to counter it with a takedown but Stonk pushes his down on his head and steps out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And Fischer tries to counter it with a takedown but Stonk pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Fischer moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Stonk is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fischer's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Stonk misses with a hook. Fischer ducked under it nicely.
Stonk misses with a hook #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fischer. #T1#
Stonk is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Fischer wants to get back to full guard.
Fischer wants to control but Stonk is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Stonk controlling the action here.
Stonk is thwarting Fischer's attempts to control the position.
Stonk is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Fischer!
Stonk tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Fischer is trying to escape the mount.
Fischer wants to hold on but Stonk pushes him away.
Stonk takes Fischer's back.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight. #T2#
Stonk is not going to allow Fischer to sit and survive in this position.
Good control from Stonk.
Fischer trying to control the hands but Stonk won't let him.
You can see the frustration on Fischer's face He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later. #T3#
Stonk controls the action.
Stonk continues to hold on tight.
Stonk is hanging on to Fischer's back as he tries to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stonk controlling from the back.
You can see the frustration on Fischer's face He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
What can Fischer do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Stinky Stonk overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fischer is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near. #T4#
Fischer tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back.
Stonk has good solid back control here.
Fischer trying to control but not successfully.
Stonk has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Fischer's body.
Fischer trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Stonk has good solid back control here.
Fischer tries to escape but Stonk has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3#
Stonk misses with a hook #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Stonk is pressing down on Fischer's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Stonk has control of Fischer's left arm, preventing Fischer from doing any damage.
Fischer won't allow Stonk to sweep him here.
Stonk manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fischer manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Fischer is trying to keep Stonk in close.
Stonk pushes down on Fischer's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Stonk controlling the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fischer is trying to get back to full guard.
Fischer is looking to control Stonk's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fischer avoid being mounted?#T1#
Stonk passes the guard and advances to mount!
Stonk sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Stonk with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Fischer is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Stonk has taken his back.
Fischer is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Stonk. #T2#
Fischer trying to control the hands but Stonk breaks the grip.
Stonk biding his time, looking for the opening.
Stonk is hanging on to Fischer's back as he tries to escape.
Stonk just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Fischer tries to escape the position.
Stonk is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #T3#
Fischer trying to control the action but Stonk just sinks the hooks in.
Fischer is in bad spot here.
Fischer is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
More hug and hope from Stonk.
Fischer is trying to break free.
Stonk is riding his opponent, not letting Fischer buck him off.
Stonk avoiding Fischer 's attempts to control his hands.
Fischer might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Stonk haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#T4#
Stonk biding his time, looking for the opening.
Fischer trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
I would not like to be Fischer right now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R4#
Stonk throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fischer.
Stonk looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Stonk keeping full guard, as Fischer tries to pass.
Fischer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Fischer is fighting to break Stonk's control of his arms but Stonk is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Stonk tries to land a sweep but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk managing to control the position.
Fischer tries to free his leg and advance position but Stonk is retaining full guard.
Stonk is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fischer wants to control from the top but Stonk keeps moving. #T1#
Stonk lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Fischer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Stonk slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Stonk is pushing down on Fischer's leg trying to pass to half guard. Fischer is fighting to maintain full guard but Stonk has managed to sneak the leg through.
Stonk trying to control the pace.
Fischer trying to control from the bottom.
Stonk is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T2#
Fischer is looking to improve his position.
Stonk is controlling the pace.
Fischer is looking to improve his position. #T3#
Still in half guard, Stonk seems content to control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fischer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Stonk moves nicely into side control.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Stonk advances nicely into full mount.
Stonk controlling the pace for now.
Fischer prevents Stonk from taking his back.
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fischer working to try and regain half guard.
Stonk content just to control the position here. #T4#
Fischer is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Stonk is looking to work his way around to Fischer's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Fischer has given up his back. Will we see Stonk going for some submissions?
Stonk keeps control of the position easily here as Fischer tries to buck him off.
Fischer wants to control his opponent's hands but Stonk gets his hands free.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stonk controls the action.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk had his way with Dennis Fischer in that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R5#
Stonk misses with an uppercut. Fischer saw that one coming.
Fischer drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stonk defends it well.
Fischer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stonk.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Stonk misses with a looping right.
Stonk throws a hook but Fischer blocks it.
Stinky Stonk is winning the standup battle so far.
Stonk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fischer.
Stonk misses the jab.
Fischer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Fischer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Fischer slips a jab from Stonk.
Fischer feints the counter takedown.
A jab from Stonk misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Fischer.
Fischer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Stonk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fischer.
Fischer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Stonk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fischer.
Fischer with the counter takedown but Stonk avoids it easily.
Stonk is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fischer moves out of range as Stonk strikes.#T1#
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Fischer is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Nice defenses there by Fischer.
Stonk swings widly with a right hand #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Stonk wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Fischer trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fischer is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Stonk has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T2##REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Fischer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stonk throws a lazy uppercut #TD2#
and Fischer counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Stonk!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonk tries to bench press Fischer off him but Fischer keeps the position.
Fischer wants to control but Stonk is keeping him busy. #T3#
Stonk manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Stonk in particular looking to stall.
Stonk looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Stonk seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Stonk works his way into full mount!
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fischer tries to hold on but Stonk pushes him away.
Stonk content just to control the position here. #T4#
Fischer is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fischer prevents Stonk from taking his back.
Fischer has given up his back.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Stonk controlling the positon.
Fischer is in bad spot here.
Stonk is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Fischer rolls, trying to escape but Stonk keeps control of the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fischer trying to control the position but Stonk manages to sink in the hooks.
Dennis Fischer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Stonk controls the action.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stinky Stonk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stonk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 50:45
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 50:45
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinky Stonk!

Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
An out of breath Stinky Stonk thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: WFC Canada 2     
Date:   Jul 01, 2023
#R1#
Stonk connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#CUT#It looks like Valentino Santiago has been cut.
Santiago looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Santiago takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Santiago's coach down at Special Ops N7 Training was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Santiago's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
BAM! Stonk delivers a spinning backfist that drops Santiago like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
Stinky Stonk decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: WFC Hawaii 4     
Date:   Jun 25, 2023
#R1#
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Cosby tries a quick counter leg kick but Stonk is wise to it.
Stonk lands a glancing blow to the side of Cosby's head.#CUT#It looks like Bill Cosby has been cut.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk misses with a looping right.
Cosby throws out a counter right but Stonk avoids it with no problem.
Cosby takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Stonk! Cosby is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
A victorious Stinky Stonk thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: WFC New York 4     
Date:   Jun 18, 2023
#R1#
Stonk throws a hook to the side of Williams's head but Williams sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
It seemed like Williams was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stonk misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
Williams looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
Williams connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Williams slips a jab from Stonk.
Stonk throws a shot from downtown. Williams moves away and avoids it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stonk takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Williams's coach down at Special Ops N7 Training was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Williams's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stonk throws a hook but Williams blocks it.
Williams lands a jab to Stonk's midsection.
A big left from Stonk misses.
Stonk throws a big shot that misses.
Stonk takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice defenses there by Williams.
Williams lands a jab to the nose.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stonk uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#CUT#It looks like Robin Williams has been cut.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Williams scores with a jab to the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stonk scores with a jab to the jaw.
Stonk has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Williams.
A jab from Williams finds it's way through Stonk's defenses. #T1##KD#
Stonk cracks Williams with an uppercut from hell and Williams crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Stonk's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing! #ROC#Williams is rocked!
Williams looks winded!
Stonk is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Williams is still in real trouble! Can Stonk finish him?
Williams can't keep his opponent in guard - Stonk advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Stonk is controlling the pace.
Stonk continues to stall.
Stonk has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stonk controlling from the full mount.
Williams is in all sorts of trouble here.
Stonk controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Williams seems to have recovered his senses.
Further stalling from Stonk.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Stonk is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Williams tries to hold on but Stonk postures up.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Stonk avoids the attempt from Williams to control.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Williams really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Williams stops Stonk from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better. #T3#
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Williams is controlling an arm, preventing Stonk from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Stonk prevents Williams from getting the reversal.
Stonk controlling from the full mount.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Williams can do anything to dispel that myth.#T4#
Williams tries to hold on but Stonk postures up.
Stonk controlling from mount.
Williams tries to reverse the position but Stonk maintains control.
Stonk takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Stonk pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Williams has given up his back here. Will Stonk look for the submission or keep pounding away?
Williams looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Stonk is riding his opponent, not letting Williams buck him off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Robin Williams's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stonk throws a lazy right hand but Williams sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Williams flicks out a counter leg kick but Stonk steps away.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.
Williams sizes up Stonk with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Williams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
A little jabbing left from Williams on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Williams tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stonk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stonk takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Stinky Stonk is winning the standup battle so far.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams slips a straight right by Stonk.
Stonk misses with a hook.
Williams moves away from the strike by Stonk.
Stonk takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Williams uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stonk.
Williams slips a straight right by Stonk.
Stonk throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice jab there from Williams.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonk looks to throw the jab but Williams is out of range.
Williams is breathing heavily.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.#T1#
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stonk throws out the jab.
Williams dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Williams scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Williams can do to turn this around?
Williams lands a nice looking body shot.
Stonk is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Williams darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stonk misses with a looping left.
It seemed like Williams was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Williams's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stonk connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Williams scrambles back to his feet.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
Williams tests Stonk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Williams scores with a leg kick.
A jab lands there for Williams.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Williams tests Stonk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stonk misses with a straight left.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams scores with a jab to the jaw.
A big left from Stonk misses.
Williams staying out of range there.#T2#
Williams moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stonk looks to land a right hand but Williams moved out of range.
Williams chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk throws a lazy right hand but Williams sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Stonk misses with an uppercut.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.
Williams with a nice cross.
Williams connects with a jab.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Williams stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Williams fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
Williams throws out a counter right but Stonk avoids it with no problem.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stonk throws out the jab.
A slow jab from Stonk misses its intended target.
Stonk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Williams scores with a nice right hand.
Williams needs to keep his hands up - Stonk had a free shot at his head there.#T3#
Stonk with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Williams to score with a decent uppercut.
Williams works Stonk's body with a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Stonk.
A little jabbing left from Williams on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Stonk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Williams.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk throws a jab when Williams was well out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Williams misses.
Williams slips under a jab from Stonk.
Williams moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Stonk on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Williams lands with a cross.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Williams lands a jab.
Stonk bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Williams's head.#CUT#That has opened up Robin Williams's cut even more.
Williams scores with a sloppy right hand. Stonk should have avoided that one.
Williams defending well as Stonk loads up on a big left hand.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Williams! But no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Williams connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Stonk scrambles back to his feet.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Williams slips the punch.#T4#
Stonk misses with a looping left.
Stonk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Williams sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stonk looks to throw the jab but Williams is out of range.
Williams moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stonk looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Stonk drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Williams right on the button. Williams goes down! Stonk follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Stonk gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Stinky Stonk made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Robin Williams spoke after the fight, saying 'Louie-Body Dementia from being knocked out so many times...'.

 

Event: WFC Las Vegas 4     
Date:   Jun 10, 2023
#R1#
Stonk tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Neckbreaker manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Neckbreaker looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!#CL#
Stonk pushes Neckbreaker up against the cage in a clinch.
Neckbreaker tries a body shot but Stonk blocks it.
Neckbreaker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk gets through Neckbreaker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stonk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Neckbreaker backwards.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Neckbreaker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stonk lands with a left to the head.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Neckbreaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Neckbreaker throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Stonk lands a right hand.
Neckbreaker can't find room to land a body shot as Stonk controls the action.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk blocks a body shot from Neckbreaker.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Neckbreaker.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T2#
Neckbreaker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stonk.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Neckbreaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Neckbreaker lands an uppercut.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Neckbreaker.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Neckbreaker - that landed with a thud.
Neckbreaker misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T3#
Stonk softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right from Stonk on the inside.
Neckbreaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Stonk.
Neckbreaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Neckbreaker.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Neckbreaker misses with the head strike.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good body shot from Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker misses with the head strike.
Neckbreaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Stonk.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stonk creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Neckbreaker is leaning against Stonk and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T4#
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
A short right from Stonk on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Neckbreaker misses with the head strike.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk blocks an uppercut.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk prevents a body shot from Neckbreaker.
Stonk pushes Neckbreaker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Stonk scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Neckbreaker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Neckbreaker has a couple of punches blocked by Stonk.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2##CL#
Stonk clinches with his opponent.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk pushes Neckbreaker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Neckbreaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Neckbreaker fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stonk.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Neckbreaker can do to turn this around?
Neckbreaker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Neckbreaker is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Neckbreaker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T1#
A short left from Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Neckbreaker misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
Neckbreaker turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Neckbreaker manages to end up in side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stonk manages to work his way to half guard, despite Neckbreaker's best efforts.
Neckbreaker is thwarting Stonk's attempts to control the position.#T2#
The fighters are battling for position here. Stonk manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Stonk is on top in guard. #REVR#
Stonk pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Neckbreaker is keeping the position for now.
Stonk controls from within his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stonk continues to stall.
Stonk looking to pass the guard.
Stonk controls from within his opponent's guard.
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T3#
Stonk wants to control from the top but Neckbreaker keeps moving.
Stonk sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Neckbreaker's guard.
Neckbreaker is staying active underneath Stonk, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Well, if Stonk is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza Yum. Can't wait.
Neckbreaker is looking to improve his position.
Neckbreaker keeps trying to improve his position.
Stonk wants to lay and pray for a moment but Neckbreaker keeps working.
Still in half guard, Stonk seems content to control.
Stonk passes to full mount!
Stonk controlling the pace for now. #T4#
Stonk can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Neckbreaker is looking to escape.
Stonk takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Neckbreaker is controlling an arm, preventing Stonk from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Stonk takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Stonk is trying to take his opponent's back.
Neckbreaker really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Stonk sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3##CL#
Stonk rushes Neckbreaker and presses him up against the cage.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Stinky Stonk has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Neckbreaker.
A head punch on the inside from Neckbreaker fails to land.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker pushes Stonk back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk blocking some punches.
Neckbreaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk blocks an uppercut.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Neckbreaker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A head punch on the inside from Neckbreaker fails to land.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Neckbreaker tries to throw a body punch but Stonk avoids it by throwing Neckbreaker back against the cage.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Neckbreaker.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Neckbreaker struggles to land a body shot inside as Stonk controls his hands.
Neckbreaker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stonk's elbow.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk lands with a light punch inside.
Neckbreaker is leaning against Stonk and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Neckbreaker misses with some punches.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T2#
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Stonk.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Neckbreaker backwards.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk lands with a right to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Neckbreaker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Stonk lands a nice uppercut.
Neckbreaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Stonk.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T3#
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Neckbreaker fails to land.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Stonk fights it off and pushes away nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stonk looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Neckbreaker feints the counter takedown.
Stonk tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Neckbreaker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Stonk tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Neckbreaker paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL#
Stonk clinches up with Neckbreaker and pushes him back against the cage.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Neckbreaker fails to land.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk lands with a right to the head.
Neckbreaker swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T4#
Stonk scores with a shoulder strike.
Stonk lands with a short shot to the head.
Neckbreaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Stonk.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk lands a shoulder strike.
Stonk lands with a light punch inside.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Neckbreaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Stonk.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Neckbreaker.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Neckbreaker.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R4#
Stonk fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stonk fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL#
Stonk fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Neckbreaker, pushing him back against the cage.
Neckbreaker tries to throw a body punch but Stonk avoids it by throwing Neckbreaker back against the cage.
A short right from Stonk.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Neckbreaker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stonk blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk lands a left hand.
Stonk lands a hook that snaps the head of Neckbreaker backwards.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stonk lands with a right to the head.
Neckbreaker is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonk lands with a right to the head.
A short right from Stonk. #T1#
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Stonk.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk prevents a body shot from Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Neckbreaker backwards.
Neckbreaker takes a shot to the head.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Neckbreaker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk lands with a light punch inside. #T2#
Stonk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Neckbreaker tries a body shot but Stonk blocks it.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Neckbreaker lands with a short shot to the head.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Stonk lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Neckbreaker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T3#
Neckbreaker has a couple of punches blocked by Stonk.
Neckbreaker lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stonk.
Stonk lands with a short shot to the head. #ROC#Neckbreaker is rocked!
Stonk working aggressively here.
Neckbreaker is still on wobbly legs! Can Stonk finish him?
Stonk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Neckbreaker.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker seems to have recovered his senses.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk gets through Neckbreaker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Neckbreaker.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Neckbreaker misses with some punches.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut. #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Neckbreaker misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stonk.
Stonk gets through Neckbreaker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Neckbreaker misses with the head strike.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk lands with a left to the head.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Neckbreaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Neckbreaker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk had his way with Slammy Neckbreaker in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R5#
Stonk wants to clinch up but Neckbreaker keeps it at a distance.
Stonk tries to clinch up.
Stonk tries to clinch up.
Stonk tries to clinch up.
Neckbreaker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stonk looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL#
Stonk has taken the fight to the clinch.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Neckbreaker.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Neckbreaker has a couple of punches blocked by Stonk.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
Neckbreaker throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Neckbreaker fails to land.
A short right from Neckbreaker.
Stonk scores with a shoulder strike.
Stonk blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Neckbreaker misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Stonk.
Neckbreaker wants a takedown but no success here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Neckbreaker.
Slammy Neckbreaker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Stonk lands a shoulder strike.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker swings wildly with an uppercut but Stonk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Neckbreaker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Neckbreaker has a couple of punches blocked by Stonk.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Neckbreaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land. #T3#
Neckbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Neckbreaker.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Neckbreaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Neckbreaker on the inside.
Neckbreaker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Stonk lands a hook that snaps the head of Neckbreaker backwards.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Neckbreaker blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Neckbreaker. #T4#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Neckbreaker.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonk blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Neckbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Stonks head.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Neckbreaker blocking some punches.
Neckbreaker misses with a body punch.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Neckbreaker.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker swings wildly with an uppercut but Stonk uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stinky Stonk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Stonk, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 50:45
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 50:45
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinky Stonk!

Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WFC Australia 1     
Date:   May 31, 2023
#R1##CL#
Stonk has closed the distance and engaged Douglass in a clinch.
Douglass is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stonk.
Stonk avoids a wild elbow strike from Douglass.
Stonk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Douglass with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douglass tries a body shot but Stonk blocks it.
Stonk pushes Douglass back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stonk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Stonk on the inside.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Douglass slowing the pace effectively.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T2#
Douglass blocking some punches.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A shot in the inside from Stonk.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Douglass lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Douglass pressing his opponent against the cage.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T3#
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Douglass blocks an uppercut.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've been informed that Douglass has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
A short right from Stonk.
Douglass is looking to control Stonk's arms but Stonk gets an underhook and turns him. Now Douglass has his back to the cage.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Douglass is looking to control Stonk's arms but Stonk gets an underhook and turns him. Now Douglass has his back to the cage.
Douglass avoiding damage.
Douglass content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The crowd are getting on Douglass's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside. #T4#
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Douglass stalling in the clinch but Stonk improves position.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Stonk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Douglass stalling the fight.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Taram Douglass.#CL#
Stonk clinches up against the cage.
Stonk working aggressively here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2##CL#
Stonk gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Douglass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Douglass blocks an uppercut.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Stonk as Douglass tries to tie him up.
Still in the clinch, Douglass scores with a nice short uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee is keeping an eye on Douglass - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk. #T1#
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Douglass looking to throw knees to the head but Stonk is blocking nicely.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Douglass leaning his opponent against the cage.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stinky Stonk has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Douglass fails to land.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Douglass looking to slow down the pace here.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stonk creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douglass looking to slow down the pace here.
Stonk lands a left hand that snaps the head of Douglass backwards.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douglass using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stonk has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #T4#
Douglass misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stonk creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Douglass can do to turn this around?
Stonk lands with a left to the head.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stonk makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douglass effectively controlling the action here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3##CL#
Stonk gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Douglass tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douglass holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Douglass manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment. #T1#
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Douglass has a couple of punches blocked by Stonk.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Douglass is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Stonk is keeping busy.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T2#
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
The referee calls for Douglass to work.
Stonk dodges an elbow strike from Douglass.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douglass takes a shot to the head.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk misses with some punches. #T3#
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douglass's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Douglass lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Douglass lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stonk lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Douglass backwards.
Douglass blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Douglass trying to control the position but instead, Stonk has worked for underhooks and has pushed Douglass into the cage.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T4#
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Stonk makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Douglass tries to land knees in the clinch but Stonk avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douglass fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk being controlled against the cage.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stinky Stonk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stonk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinky Stonk!

During a confident post fight interview, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WFC Red Light District 1     
Date:   May 27, 2023
#R1##CL#
Stonk has taken the fight to the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stonk.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Douglass misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk lands an uppercut.
Stonk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Douglass takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douglass content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Stonk scores with a nice short uppercut.
Douglass misses with some punches.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Douglass misses with an elbow strike.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Douglass just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stonk's brow.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
A knee to the head by Douglass.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douglass misses with a hook from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Stonk.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk blocks the elbow strike.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Douglass throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stonk. #T2#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douglass lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Stonk lands a left hand that snaps the head of Douglass backwards.
Stonk scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Douglass tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stonk's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk pushes Douglass back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douglass connects with a nasty looking knee right to Stonk's face.
Stonk lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Douglass blocking some punches.
A short right from Stonk.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk lands a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douglass lands with a right to the head. #T4#
Douglass blocks an uppercut.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Stonk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Douglass backwards.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk managing to block the knees to the body from Douglass.
Stonk lands a hook that snaps the head of Douglass backwards.
Douglass takes a shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk scores with a shoulder strike.
Stonk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Douglass pushes off an throws an elbow but Stonk leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##CL#
Stonk moves into the clinch.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk lands a nice uppercut.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Douglass stalling in the clinch.
Douglass trying to control the position but instead, Stonk has worked for underhooks and has pushed Douglass into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
Stonk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stonk lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Douglass pressing his opponent against the cage.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Douglass throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
Stalling in the clinch from Douglass.
We've been informed that Douglass has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Douglass blocking some punches. #T2#
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A knee to the head by Douglass. #CUT2#It looks like Stinky Stonk has been cut.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Douglass is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Douglass looking to slow down the pace here.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douglass misses with an elbow strike. #T3#
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stonk.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Douglass blocks an uppercut.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk lands with a left to the head.
Stonk lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Douglass misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Douglass is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Stonk is keeping busy.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Douglass backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stonk.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Stinky Stonk's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3##CL#
Stonk drives through and clinches with Douglass against the cage.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stonk scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Stonk working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Stonk.
Stinky Stonk has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk gets through Douglass's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk dodges an elbow strike from Douglass.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land. #T1#
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
Stonk lands with a short shot to the head.
Stonk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Douglass backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Douglass can do to turn this around?
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Stonk scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Douglass.
Stalling in the clinch from Douglass.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Douglass uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Douglass throws a punch but it's blocked by Stonk.
Douglass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Douglass fails to land.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk has a couple of punches blocked by Douglass.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Douglass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Douglass blocking some punches.
Douglass misses with an elbow strike.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Douglass using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stonk has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stonk blocks a body shot from Douglass.
Stonk misses with a hook from the clinch. #T3#
Stonk lands with a right to the head.
Stonk's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Stonk.
Stonk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Douglass blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Douglass.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Stonk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Douglass lands an uppercut.#T4#
Stonk lands a nice uppercut.
Stonk scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douglass stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A short right from Stonk on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
Douglass throws a knee to the head but misses.
Douglass blocking some punches.
A short right from Stonk on the inside.
Douglass lands a knee to the head.
Douglass blocks an uppercut.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Taram Douglass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douglass working aggressively here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stinky Stonk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stonk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinky Stonk!

A very excited looking Stinky Stonk made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: WFC Hawaii 3     
Date:   May 13, 2023
#R1##CL#
Stonk darts in and clinches Jones up against the cage.
Stonk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jones drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Stonk gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Stonk keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stonk.
Stonk lands an uppercut.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stonk lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Stonk is controlling him.
Stonk lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, Stonk scores with a nice short uppercut.#CUT#It looks like Martez Jones has been cut.
Stonk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones is trying to break free.
Stonk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T1#
Jones has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Stonk avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Stonk lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stonk lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Stonk scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones looking to slow down the pace here.
Still in the clinch, Stonk scores with a nice short uppercut.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stonk creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #ROC#Jones is rocked!
Stonk lands a hook that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Stonk finish him?
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stonk creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Jones with a big uppercut! Jones tries to clinch up but Stonk pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Jones to the mat! Jones covers up and Stonk unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: WFC Tokyo 1     
Date:   May 07, 2023
#R1##CL#
Stonk has closed the distance and engaged Jones in a clinch.
Stonk scores with a shoulder strike.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stonk scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short uppercut from Stonk.
Stonk lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Stonk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Still in the clinch, Stonk scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jones looks winded!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stonk.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right from Stonk on the inside. #ROC#Jones is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stonk.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Stonk finish him?#CUT#It looks like Martez Jones has been cut.
Stonk dips a shoulder and cracks Jones with a mighty uppercut! Jones falls back against the cage and Stonk unloads with a barrage of strikes! Jones is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Stonk screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WFC New York 3     
Date:   Apr 30, 2023
#R1##CL2#
Phillips tries to keep at a distance but Stonk has taken the fight into the clinch.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Phillips uses good head movement to avoid it.
Phillips wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Stonk has him pressed against the cage.
Stonk misses with some punches.
Stonk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Phillips.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Stonk swings wildly with an uppercut but Phillips uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Phillips.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside.
Phillips blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stonk.
Stonk misses with a punch on the inside. #T1#
Stonk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
Stonk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stonk lands a shoulder strike.
Stonk working aggressively here.
Phillips working hard to break the clinch.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Phillips.
Phillips blocks an uppercut.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stonk misses with the head strike.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Phillips blocking some punches.
Phillips blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stonk lands an uppercut.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Phillips.
Stonk lands an uppercut.#T2#
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Phillips blocking some punches.
Stonk lands a hook that snaps the head of Phillips backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#KD2#
Stonk connects with a big uppercut there that sends Phillips tumbling to the ground! Stonk follows him down into his guard. #ROC2#Phillips is rocked!
Stonk controlling from the top position.
Oh Phillips is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Phillips is looking to stand up but Stonk isn't so interested in that idea.
Stonk slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Stonk taking a breather here.
Phillips seems to have got his legs back now.
Stonk advances to mount.
Stonk moves to the back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Good control from Stonk.
Phillips wants to get back to his feet.
Stonk just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Let's hope that Stonk has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2##CL2#
Stonk has closed the distance and engaged Phillips in a clinch.
Phillips looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Stonk lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stonk throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Phillipss head.
Phillips blocking some punches.
Phillips is trying to break the clinch but Stonk is controlling him.
Stonk working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stonk throws a punch but it's blocked by Phillips.
Stonk lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stonk lands a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stonk lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stonk throws a head punch that misses.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Stonk fails to land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stonk misses with the head strike. #T1#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Phillips.
Stonk lands a shoulder strike.
Stonk dips a shoulder and cracks Phillips with a mighty uppercut! Phillips falls back against the cage and Stonk unloads with a barrage of strikes! Phillips is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Stonk screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk is the new light heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: WFC Rio de Janeiro 3     
Date:   Apr 29, 2023
#R1##CL#
Stonk moves into range and clinches up with Jones.
Jones looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Stonk scores with a shot to the side of Jones's head.
A short left from Stonk.
Stonk lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Stonk on the inside.
Stonk lands a left hand.
Stonk lands with a right to the head.
Stonk lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stonk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stonk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC#Jones is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Martez Jones has been cut.
Stonk lands a left hand.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Stonk finish him?
Stonk dips a shoulder and cracks Jones with a mighty uppercut! Jones falls back against the cage and Stonk unloads with a barrage of strikes! Jones is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Stonk screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: TWGC 36 (205lbs, D4): Finals - Round 3     
Date:   Jan 09, 2022





185 cm
20 yrs
196 lbs



184 cm
27 yrs
190 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Stinky Stonk! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 0 losses; Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Bruno Lombardi and Alyssa Summers.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Tamdfjsmf tries to clinch but Stonk is having none of it.
Stonk tries to counter with a takedown but Tamdfjsmf is quick to defend against it.
Stonk keeps the fight on the outside.
Tamdfjsmf has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tamdfjsmf doesn't manage to clinch there - Stonk circles away. #TD2#
Tamdfjsmf throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Stonk tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Tamdfjsmf is in Stonk's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Stonk (0) vs (2) Tamdfjsmf
Stonk keeping moving, preventing Tamdfjsmf from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Tamdfjsmf has gone for a leg lock! Stonk slips out almost immediately though and dives into Tamdfjsmf's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Stonk (2) vs (2) Tamdfjsmf
Stonk sitting in guard, not really doing much.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to control the position but Stonk postures up. #T1##SUB2#
Tamdfjsmf is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB2#
Tamdfjsmf has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Stonk is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Tamdfjsmf.
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (5) vs (2) Tamdfjsmf
Tamdfjsmf is trying to escape the position but Stonk is controlling the position.
Tamdfjsmf struggling a bit here.#T2#
Tamdfjsmf is trying to improve his position.
Stonk has control of an arm but Tamdfjsmf manages to advance to Stonk's back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Stonk (5) vs (6) Tamdfjsmf
Stonk's coaches at Fenrir MMA have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.#SUB2#
Tamdfjsmf looking for the choke but no joy. #SUB2#
Tamdfjsmf working for the choke.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control the position but Stonk frees himself and scrambles - Tamdfjsmf manages to regain control in side control. #T3#
Tamdfjsmf trying to control the action but Stonk is working from the bottom.
Stonk is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Tamdfjsmf off and has taken his back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Stonk (9) vs (6) Tamdfjsmf
Stonk is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
I really don't envy Tamdfjsmf right now. #T4#
Stonk not allowing Tamdfjsmf to control his hands.
Stonk controls the position.
Tamdfjsmf is really stuck here.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tamdfjsmf rolls, trying to escape but Stonk keeps control of the position. #T5#
Tamdfjsmf is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Stonk controlling from the back.#T6#
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Stonk seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Tamdfjsmf for as long as he can get away with.
Tamdfjsmf just trying to survive but Stonk is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Stonk slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Stonk is not going to allow Tamdfjsmf to sit and survive in this position.
Stonk is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position. #T7#
Tamdfjsmf can't escape the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stonk trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Tamdfjsmf doesn't escape.
Tamdfjsmf tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back.
Stonk is not going to allow Tamdfjsmf to sit and survive in this position. #T8#
Tamdfjsmf is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Stonk.
Tamdfjsmf trying to control the position but Stonk manages to sink in the hooks. #T9#
A bit of a pause in the action here. Stonk controlling the positon.
Tamdfjsmf trying to control the action but Stonk just sinks the hooks in.
Tamdfjsmf might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Stonk haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stonk gets his hands free as Tamdfjsmf looks to control. #T10#
Stonk has the hooks in. Tamdfjsmf is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Tamdfjsmf is still trying to improve position.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control his opponent's hands but Stonk gets his hands free.
Stonk controls the position.
Tamdfjsmf is defending well here and trying to improve his position. #T11#
Stonk keeps control of the position easily here as Tamdfjsmf tries to buck him off.
Tamdfjsmf trying to control but not successfully.
Stonk just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Tamdfjsmf tries to roll but Stonk sticks to his back. #T12#
Tamdfjsmf trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Tamdfjsmf trying to control the position but Stonk manages to sink in the hooks.
Tamdfjsmf can't escape the position. #T13#
Tamdfjsmf trying to control the hands but Stonk breaks the grip.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
I really don't envy Tamdfjsmf right now.
Stonk trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Tamdfjsmf doesn't escape.
Tamdfjsmf tries to escape the position. #T14##SUB#
Stonk looking for the choke from the back.
Tamdfjsmf rolls, trying to escape but Stonk keeps control of the position.
What can Tamdfjsmf do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Tamdfjsmf trying to control but not successfully.
Stonk biding his time, controlling Tamdfjsmf.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Tamdfjsmf manages to reverse the position and now he's in Stonk's guard. Nice work there by Tamdfjsmf.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Stonk (9) vs (8) Tamdfjsmf

And that's the end of the fight!
Stonk takes the fight on points by 9 to 8.
Stinky Stonk is the new light heavyweight champion!
Stinky Stonk decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: TWGC 36 (205lbs, D4): Finals - Round 2     
Date:   Jan 08, 2022





185 cm
20 yrs
196 lbs



182 cm
18 yrs
170 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Stinky Stonk! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Adryan Souza!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Joseph Jones and John Roberts.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Souza shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Souza shoots in but no luck this time.
Souza closes this distance looking for a takedown but Stonk circles away.
Stinky Stonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adryan Souza.#TD#
Stonk feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Stonk (2) vs (0) Souza
Souza being controlled here, momentarily.
Souza is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Souza working a defensive guard but Stonk manages to pass into side control anyway.
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (5) vs (0) Souza
We've been hearing good reports from Stonk's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Stonk in side control, just content to control the action for now. #T1#
Souza is looking for a sweep.
Stonk in side control, just content to control the action for now. #T2#
Souza tries to improve position but can't.
Souza wants to control but Stonk postures up.
Souza is looking for a sweep.
Stonk staying calm.#SUB#
Stonk is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Souza is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #T3#
Souza tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stonk content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Stonk has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Souza!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Stonk (7) vs (0) Souza
Stonk takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T4#
Souza working to try and regain half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stonk sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Souza has given up his back here. Will Stonk look for the submission or keep pounding away?
Score +3 for taking back: Stonk (10) vs (0) Souza
Stonk controlling well, preventing Souza from escaping the position.
Souza is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T5#
Souza manages to reverse the position and now he's in Stonk's guard. Nice work there by Souza.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Stonk (10) vs (2) Souza
Stonk pulls Souza in to control the position.
Stonk has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Souza wants to control from the top but Stonk keeps moving.
Stonk seems keen to control Souza's posture.#T6#
Souza pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stonk is keeping the position for now.
Stonk is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Stonk (12) vs (2) Souza
Stonk wants to pass the guard but Souza is defending well.
Stonk with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Souza wants to control but Stonk is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T7#
Stonk is taking a breather. Souza says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Stonk passes to side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (15) vs (2) Souza#T8#
Stonk controlling the position.
Souza is looking for a sweep.
Souza is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Stonk is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T9##SUB#
Stonk is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Souza has managed to free his arm - good work.
Souza tries to get to full guard but Stonk has control of the leg.
Souza wants to sweep but Stonk has passed to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (18) vs (2) Souza
Souza looks to move to half guard but instead Stonk has passed into mount! Damn!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Stonk (20) vs (2) Souza#T10#
Souza tries to lock up and control but Stonk gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Stonk controlling his opponent.
Stonk is looking to work his way around to Souza's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully. #T11#
Stonk prevents Souza from getting the reversal.
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Souza tries to reverse the position but Stonk maintains control.
Stonk avoids the attempt from Souza to control.
Stonk controlling the pace for now. #T12#
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Souza tries to reverse the position but Stonk maintains control.#T13#
Souza is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Stonk wants to take his opponent's back but Souza doesn't allow it.
Souza is in all sorts of trouble here.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Souza regains half guard.
Stonk controlling the action here.#T14#
Souza wants to improve his position but Stonk is controlling well.
Souza works his way to full guard. Good work.
Souza looking for a sweep. Not yet Souza, not yet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Souza is trying to control the position but Stonk postures up.
Stonk not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stonk takes the fight on points by 20 to 2.
Stinky Stonk decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: TWGC 36 (205lbs, D4): Finals - Round 1     
Date:   Jan 07, 2022





185 cm
20 yrs
196 lbs



175 cm
17 yrs
176 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Stinky Stonk! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Rubadub Dubberly!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Bruno Lombardi and Anthony Taglia.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Stonk fails with a takedown attempt. #TD2#
Dubberly is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Stonk's half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Stonk (0) vs (2) Dubberly#SUB2#
Dubberly is trying to work for a kimura but Stonk is defending well.
Dubberly wants to take a breather but Stonk is having none of it.
Stonk holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dubberly is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (0) vs (5) Dubberly
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dubberly pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Stonk can't escape the position.
Dubberly trying to control but he's not successful this time. #T1#
Stonk tries to hold on but Dubberly postures up.
Dubberly wants to take his opponent's back but Stonk doesn't allow it.
Dubberly looking to control but Stonk is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dubberly is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Stonk has given up his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Stonk (0) vs (8) Dubberly
Stonk trying to control the action but Dubberly just sinks the hooks in.
Well, with Dubberly on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Stonk is tapping out... Can he escape the position?#SUB2#
Stonk preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Dubberly. #T2#
Stonk tries to roll but Dubberly sticks to his back. #SUB2#
Dubberly is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Stonk has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #SUB2#
Dubberly tightening his grip on Stonk, looking for the choke.
Stonk prevents Dubberly from getting a body triangle.#SUB2#
Dubberly is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
We've been hearing good reports from Stonk's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Dubberly struggling to keep hold of the position. #T3##SUB2#
Dubberly has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Stonk has freed his hand and lives to survive another well, another couple of seconds at least! #SUB2#
Dubberly is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Dubberly is not going to allow Stonk to sit and survive in this position. #SUB2#
Stonk preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Dubberly. #SUB2#
Stonk defends a prolonged rear naked choke attempt and turns nicely into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Stonk (2) vs (8) Dubberly
Stonk showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T4#
Stonk stopping the sweep attempt from Dubberly.
Stonk controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Dubberly looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Stonk controlling from the top position.
Dubberly trying to control the position.
Dubberly looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stonk is one step ahead there.
Stonk has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dubberly being controlled here, momentarily. #T5#
Dubberly wants to hit a sweep here but Stonk passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Dubberly there!
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (5) vs (8) Dubberly
Dubberly tries to reverse the position but Stonk maintains control.
Dubberly gets back to half guard.
Dubberly is looking for a sweep. Stonk is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dubberly manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Dubberly wants to sweep but no luck. #SUB2#
Dubberly is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T6##SUB2#
Dubberly escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Stonk gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dubberly being controlled here, momentarily.
Dubberly keeping full guard, as Stonk tries to pass.
Dubberly bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Stonk's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Stonk (5) vs (10) Dubberly
Stonk has control of Dubberly's left arm, preventing Dubberly from doing any damage.
Dubberly advances to half guard.
Stonk is refusing to be controlled, as Dubberly sits in half guard. #T7##SUB2#
Dubberly is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Stonk has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Dubberly wants to work for an arm triangle but Stonk is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB2#
Dubberly is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Stonk as he works his way to full guard. #SUB2#
Dubberly has gone for a leg lock! Stonk slips out almost immediately though and dives into Dubberly's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Stonk (7) vs (10) Dubberly
Stonk's corner is telling him to maintain position.#SUB2#
Stonk avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T8#
Stonk sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB2#
Stonk avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dubberly looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stonk is one step ahead there.
Stonk controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Dubberly looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Stonk has picked Dubberly up and slammed him! Dubberly can't keep hold of the triangle and Stonk manages to pass to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (10) vs (10) Dubberly#T9#
Dubberly tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stonk is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Dubberly's shoulder. That is not cool.
You can see the frustration on Dubberly's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Stonk moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Dubberly struggling a bit here.
Dubberly seems a little lost for a moment, as Stonk dominates the positioning.#T10#
Dubberly tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Stonk wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Stonk controls the position.
Stonk is looking to take a break and control but Dubberly is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dubberly looking for a sweep but Stonk has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Stonk (12) vs (10) Dubberly
Dubberly is wriggling around trying to escape.
Dubberly sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Dubberly manages to get to full guard.
Stonk postures up. #T11#
Dubberly wants to sweep here but Stonk controlling him for the moment.
Stonk controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Stonk preventing the sweep.
Dubberly is trying to hold Stonk in close to prevent damage but Stonk has managed to pass into half guard.
Dubberly wants to get back to full guard but Stonk has mounted him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (15) vs (10) Dubberly
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dubberly slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Stonk prevents Dubberly from improving his position.#T12#
Stonk passes to side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Stonk (18) vs (10) Dubberly
Stonk controls the position.
Dubberly is looking for a sweep.
Dubberly is still trying to improve position.
Dubberly tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Stonk presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Stonk (20) vs (10) Dubberly
Stonk controlling from the full mount.
Dubberly is trying to escape the mount.
Dubberly is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T13#
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Dubberly is trying to reverse the position but instead Stonk has taken his back - oops!
Score +3 for taking back: Stonk (23) vs (10) Dubberly
Stonk has the hooks in. Dubberly is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Dubberly keeps trying to improve his position.
Dubberly trying to control but not successfully.
Stonk controls the action.#T14#
Stonk keeps control of the position as Dubberly tries to break free.
Stonk controls the position.
Stonk keeps control of the position as Dubberly tries to break free.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Good control from Stonk.
Stonk has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stonk takes the fight on points by 23 to 10.
An out of breath Stinky Stonk thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: TWGC 36 (205lbs, D4): St Petersburg Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Dec 29, 2021





185 cm
20 yrs
196 lbs



193 cm
18 yrs
215 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Stinky Stonk! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Helsinki, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Sergej Kusnemirpow!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Igor Prikhodko and Sergei Dronov.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Kusnemirpow shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Stonk (0) vs (2) Kusnemirpow
Kusnemirpow is looking to advance position but Stonk has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Stonk (4) vs (2) Kusnemirpow
Kusnemirpow can't escape the position.
Stonk content just to control the position here. #SUB#
Stonk is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Stonk!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Stinky Stonk!
After winning the bout, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 27, 2021
#R1##KD#
Stonk feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Curry sprawling to the canvas! Curry rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Stonk finish him?! #CUT#It looks like Steph Curry has been cut.
A head kick misses from Curry.
Stonk cracks Curry with a hook to the temple - Curry is on wobbly legs here! Stonk swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Curry falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Stonk wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stinky Stonk!
After winning the bout, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 19, 2021
#R1#
Stonk shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Minchin counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Stonk lands a jab to the head.
Stonk stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Minchin throws a shot from downtown. Stonk moves away and avoids it.
Stonk throws a right and a left that both miss.
Stonk throws a jab when Minchin was well out of range.
Stonk gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Minchin.
Stonk throws a hook to the side of Minchin's head but Minchin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minchin lands a nice hook to Stonk's body. Stonk takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Minchin fails with a takedown attempt.
Stonk throws a shot from downtown. Minchin moves away and avoids it.#T1#
Minchin swinging wildly here.
Stonk misses with a looping left.
Minchin looks to land a body kick but Stonk moved away.
Stonk doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Stonk defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Minchin.
Minchin throws a right hand that Stonk ducks under and follows up with a left that Stonk also avoids with ease.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As Stonk tries to get set, Minchin tries to push him back and clinch up but Stonk manages to avoid the attempt.
Minchin tries for a takedown but Stonk circles away easily
and Stonk counters with a nice body shot.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lester Minchin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Minchin is breathing heavily.#KD2#
Stonk lands a big uppercut and Minchin crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Minchin looks OK. Stonk waves Minchin back to his feet!#ROC2#Minchin is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Lester Minchin has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonk fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Minchin square on the jaw! Damn, Minchin is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Stonk!
A very excited looking Stinky Stonk made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 13, 2021
#R1#
Naakka throws a shot from downtown. Stonk moves away and avoids it.
Naakka misses with a right hand #KD2#
and Stonk counters with a crisp right hand that drops Naakka! Stonk lets Naakka back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#Naakka is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like David Naakka has been cut.
Stonk fakes the body blow, causing Naakka to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Naakka goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Stonk!
A relieved looking Stinky Stonk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 03, 2021
#R1#
Stonk stuffs the takedown attempt from Dollaway. Dollaway gets slowly back to his feet.
Stonk is looking to counter punch.
Dollaway fails to land the takedown.
Dollaway with a poor takedown
and Stonk counters with a nice uppercut.
Stinky Stonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nate Dollaway.
Stonk lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CUT#It looks like Nate Dollaway has been cut.
Stonk throws a looping overhand right but Dollaway ducks down to avoid it.
Dollaway looks for a takedown but Stonk sprawls well.
Stonk was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dollaway clobbers Stonk with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T1#
Stonk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dollaway.
Stonk fails with a takedown attempt.
Dollaway shapes to counter with a head kick.
Dollaway wants to clinch but Stonk slips to the side
and Stonk counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dollaway shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Stonk counter with a right hand. #TD#
Stonk closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dollaway is looking to control Stonk's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dollaway avoid being mounted?
Stonk controlling the pace. #T2#
Stonk is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Dollaway reverses the position - he's now on top in Stonk's guard.
Dollaway trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonk is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stonk looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Stonk keeping moving, preventing Dollaway from controlling successfully. #T3#
Dollaway lands a couple of elbows.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dollaway accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Stonk tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dollaway prevents Stonk from getting back to his feet.
Stonk is pulling down on Dollaway's head to control his posture. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Dollaway throws a head kick but Stonk moves out of range.
Stonk swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dollaway shoots in and drives through. Stonk sprawls well.
Dollaway tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Stonk defends well and Dollaway ends up having to push Stonk into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Stonk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dollaway.
Dollaway tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Stonk counter with a right hand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dollaway doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Stonk counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nate Dollaway's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Dollaway throws a right hand that Stonk ducks under and follows up with a left that Stonk also avoids with ease.
Dollaway misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dollaway slaps away a takedown attempt from Stonk, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dollaway displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stonk throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dollaway. #TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Stonk. #T1#
Stonk working away.
Stonk postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dollaway can do anything to dispel that myth.
Stonk prevents Dollaway from escaping the position.
Dollaway is looking to regain half guard here but Stonk keeps moving and retains side control.
Dollaway is trying to control Stonk's posture but Stonk avoids it.
Stonk fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Dollaway is looking to reverse the position.
Stonk moves into full mount!
Stonk throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.#T2#
Stonk misses with a head shot.
Stonk looking to control but Dollaway is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Stonk thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Stonk throws a wild left hand from mount and Dollaway manages to wriggle his way back to half guard.
Stonk thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dollaway's head.
Stonk content to control rather than advance.
Stinky Stonk overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Stonk connects with a nice short shot to Dollaway's temple. #T3#
The referee calls for the fighters to work. #SUB2#
Dollaway actively working from the bottom here.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dollaway can do to turn this around?
Stonk throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Stonk performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Stonk is looking to take a break and control but Dollaway is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dollaway has hold of Stonk's hands but Stonk slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Stonk slows the pace down in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dollaway is not content to let Stonk control the position.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dollaway manages to get to full guard.
Stonk passes Dollaway's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Dollaway is holding on to half guard well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stonk thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Stonk dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nate Dollaway's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Dollaway dives in for a single leg takedown but Stonk sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Stonk swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stonk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
No luck for Dollaway with that takedown attempt.
Dollaway tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Stonk to counter with a crisp jab.
Dollaway tries to clinch but Stonk moves out of range.
Dollaway walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#ROC#Dollaway is rocked!
Dollaway gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stonk counters with a huge right that knocks Dollaway out cold! Stonk is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Stonk!
During a confident post fight interview, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 30, 2021
#R1#
Stonk slips a straight right by Diaz.
Diaz misses with a head kick.
Stonk cracks Diaz with a good jab.
Diaz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stonk is looking to counter punch.
Diaz looks to clinch
and Diaz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diaz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diaz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Diaz.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diaz misses with a jab, cross combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Stonk misses the target.
Diaz shoots in but Stonk avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A little feinted left hand from Stonk on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stinky Stonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chris Diaz.#T1#
Diaz falls off balance throwing a combination #KD#
and Stonk counters with a crisp right hand that drops Diaz! Stonk lets Diaz back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC#Diaz is rocked!
Stonk batters Diaz with a massive right followed by a huge left! Diaz is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Stonk lands a final crushing right hand to drop Diaz to the mat with a gruesome thud! Stonk is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
After winning the bout, Stinky Stonk thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

 
 
 
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