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Event:
Madness Championship Chaos
Date: May 29, 2021 |
#R1#
McPunchist lands a head shot.#CUT#It looks like Lou Stools has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
McPunchist tries to clinch up.
Stools takes a swing at McPunchist's ribcage but misses.
Stools takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Stools dips to his left and cracks McPunchist with an uppercut!#CUT2#It looks like Punchy McPunchist has been cut.
McPunchist misses the jab.
McPunchist throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stools sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A jab from Stools misses.
Stools uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McPunchist.
Stools with a nice cross.
Stools scores with a nice right hand.
Stools misses with a straight right.
Stools fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McPunchist manages to avoid it.
McPunchist just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McPunchist moves out of range as Stools strikes.
McPunchist ducks under a wild hook from Stools.
Stools steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McPunchist.
McPunchist uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stools.#KD#
McPunchist lands a big uppercut and Stools crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Stools looks OK. McPunchist waves Stools back to his feet!
The fighters circling - McPunchist throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stools lands a head shot.
Stools moves out of range as McPunchist strikes.
McPunchist misses the shot to the body.
McPunchist misses with a hook.
McPunchist tries to close the distance and clinch but Stools swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T1#
McPunchist looks to score with a jab to the body but Stools is just out of range.
Stools misses with a straight left.
Stools fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McPunchist looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stools. McPunchist does a little dance to reset his feet.
McPunchist pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McPunchist thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stools misses with a looping left.
Stools digs a good hook to McPunchist's body.
Stools throws a hook but McPunchist blocks it.#KD2#
Stools lands a big uppercut and McPunchist crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but McPunchist looks OK. Stools waves McPunchist back to his feet!#ROC2#McPunchist is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stools throws a lazy right hand but McPunchist sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stools lands with a good body shot.
McPunchist is breathing heavily.
Stools sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through McPunchist's defenses. It connects perfectly with McPunchist's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lou Stools!
Lou Stools is the new super heavyweight champion! |
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Event:
Birth of a Warrior Round 3
Date: Apr 24, 2021 |
#R1#
Verdins moves out of range of the strikes.
McPunchist throws out a loose jab but Verdins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Verdins slips a jab from McPunchist.
Verdins slips a jab from McPunchist.
McPunchist lands with a hook. Verdins tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #CUT2#It looks like Martins Verdins has been cut.
Verdins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McPunchist.
Verdins bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Verdins looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McPunchist is fending him off so far but Verdins persists. Nope, McPunchist circles away and we're back to standing.
McPunchist throws a jab but it's blocked by Verdins.
McPunchist throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Verdins avoids the body shot from McPunchist.
McPunchist misses with an uppercut.
McPunchist scores with a nice right hand.
McPunchist misses with an uppercut. Verdins saw that one coming.
McPunchist throws a hook but Verdins avoids it easily.
Verdins tries to clinch up but McPunchist circles away and keeps his distance.
McPunchist throws a jab when Verdins was well out of range.#CL2#
McPunchist drives through and clinches with Verdins against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McPunchist blocks an uppercut.
#T1#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McPunchist creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McPunchist lands with a light punch inside.
McPunchist works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McPunchist lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Verdins tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Verdins's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Verdins is breathing heavily.
McPunchist lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for McPunchist.
Verdins could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
McPunchist gets through Verdins's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Verdins's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Verdins's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPunchist lands a hook to the side of the head.
McPunchist scores with a shot to the side of Verdins's head.
McPunchist stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right from McPunchist on the inside.
McPunchist scores with a shoulder strike.
McPunchist lands with a left to the head. #ROC2#Verdins is rocked!
McPunchist lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Verdins to his knees! McPunchist keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Punchy McPunchist!
Punchy McPunchist spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant. |
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Event:
Madness Fright Night 4
Date: Apr 10, 2021 |
#R1#
McPunchist lands the left hand.#CUT#It looks like Slava Genov has been cut.
McPunchist feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Genovs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McPunchist looks to land a right hand but Genov moved out of range.
McPunchist throws an overhand right that lands on Genov's shoulder, as Genov tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Genov was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McPunchist works Genov's body with a nice hook.
Genov looks winded!#CL#
McPunchist closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McPunchist presses Genov against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
McPunchist throws a punch but it's blocked by Genov.
McPunchist fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McPunchist lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McPunchist misses with some punches.
McPunchist lands a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McPunchist lands with a right to the head.
McPunchist lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McPunchist throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Genovs head.
McPunchist working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Genov blocks an uppercut.
#T1#
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McPunchist.
Genov should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A short right from McPunchist.
McPunchist throws a head punch that misses.
McPunchist stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McPunchist lands a left hand.
McPunchist misses with some punches.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Genov has eaten all the pies!#KD#
McPunchist drops Genov onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Genov is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#Genov is rocked!#KD#
McPunchist drops Genov onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Genov is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Genov is still on wobbly legs! Can McPunchist finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Genov blocks an uppercut.
McPunchist swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McPunchist dips a shoulder and cracks Genov with a mighty uppercut! Genov falls back against the cage and McPunchist unloads with a barrage of strikes! Genov is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - McPunchist screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Punchy McPunchist!
Punchy McPunchist was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
KOM Heavyweight Semi FInals
Date: Mar 21, 2021 |
#R1#
Verdins moves out of range of the strikes.
Verdins keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McPunchist.#CL#
McPunchist gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for McPunchist.
Verdins looks winded!
A short right from McPunchist.
A short uppercut from McPunchist.
McPunchist is working Verdins over against the cage.
McPunchist lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McPunchist scores with a hook to the body.
A shot in the inside from McPunchist.
A short body shot lands from McPunchist as the two fighters clinch.
McPunchist stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McPunchist gets through Verdins's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A quick uppercut on the inside from McPunchist.
McPunchist lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McPunchist lands a left hand.
Verdins should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A left hand lands to the body for McPunchist.
McPunchist scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Verdins wants to get back to striking at distance but McPunchist won't allow it.
#T1#
McPunchist lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McPunchist creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short left from McPunchist.
McPunchist digs a right hand underneath Verdins's ribcage. Verdins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right handed body shot lands from McPunchist.
A shot in the inside from McPunchist.
McPunchist lands with a right to the head.
McPunchist lands a shoulder strike.
McPunchist lands a shoulder strike. #ROC#Verdins is rocked!
McPunchist lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Verdins is still on wobbly legs! Can McPunchist finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPunchist dips a shoulder and cracks Verdins with a mighty uppercut! Verdins falls back against the cage and McPunchist unloads with a barrage of strikes! Verdins is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - McPunchist screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Punchy McPunchist!
Punchy McPunchist was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1042 Round 4
Date: Mar 09, 2021 |
#R1#
Berezin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Berezin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Punchy McPunchist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPunchist lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CUT2#It looks like Artemi Berezin has been cut.
Berezin slips a straight right by McPunchist.
Berezin moves out of range of the strikes.
Berezin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McPunchist.
Berezin is looking to counter punch.
Berezin misses the shot to the body.
Berezin ducks under a wild hook from McPunchist.
Berezin appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
McPunchist fails with an attempt to clinch.
McPunchist misses with an uppercut. Berezin saw that one coming.
A quick step to the side and Berezin tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Berezin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McPunchist.
McPunchist looks to throw the jab but Berezin is out of range.
Berezin swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPunchist misses with a left hand
and Berezin counters with a left to the body.
Berezin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McPunchist momentarily.
Berezin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McPunchist's head.
McPunchist gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McPunchist misses with a right hand
and Berezin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
McPunchist walks into a stiff left hand from Berezin.
McPunchist throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Berezin throwing a counter right hand but McPunchist manages to avoid it.
McPunchist punishes Berezin's body with a nice straight punch.
McPunchist on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McPunchist throws a body punch but Berezin moves out of range.
McPunchist misses with a left hand
and McPunchist takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Berezin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McPunchist's corner calls for a 1-2. McPunchist obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McPunchist darts in trying to clinch
and Berezin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
McPunchist misses with a right hand
and Berezin counters with a stiff right hand.
McPunchist throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Berezin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Berezin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McPunchist.
McPunchist throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Berezin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
McPunchist missing with a left hand there. Berezin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McPunchist throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McPunchist takes a swing at Berezin's ribcage but misses.
Berezin throws a body punch but McPunchist moves out of range.
Berezin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McPunchist.
A decent looking cross lands there for Berezin.
McPunchist throws a hook but Berezin avoids it easily.
McPunchist throws a sloppy body shot
and Berezin counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McPunchist throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Berezin on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Berezin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McPunchist.
Berezin takes one on the button.
A slow jab from McPunchist misses its intended target.
McPunchist throws a sloppy body shot
and Berezin counters with a straight right hand.
McPunchist moves into range and connects with a jab.
Berezin is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A big left from McPunchist misses. #T3#
Berezin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A counter left hand to the body from Berezin misses its target.
McPunchist misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Berezin.
Berezin was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Berezin moves out of range of the strikes.
McPunchist takes one to the chin there.
Berezin avoids the body shot from McPunchist.
Berezin jabs McPunchist to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Berezin slips under a jab.
McPunchist swings widly with a right hand
and McPunchist takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Berezin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#CL2#
McPunchist has closed the distance and engaged Berezin in a clinch.
McPunchist misses with a punch on the inside.
McPunchist lands a body shot.
McPunchist makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Berezin wants a takedown but no success here.
Berezin is breathing heavily.
McPunchist lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Berezin has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McPunchist after a bit of a struggle. #T4#
McPunchist throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Berezins head.
McPunchist lands a hook that snaps the head of Berezin backwards.
McPunchist scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from McPunchist on the inside. #ROC2#Berezin is rocked!
McPunchist creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Berezin with a big uppercut! Berezin tries to clinch up but McPunchist pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Berezin to the mat! Berezin covers up and McPunchist unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Punchy McPunchist!
Punchy McPunchist decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1042 Round 3
Date: Mar 08, 2021 |
#R1#
Rogers fails in his attempt to clinch.
Rogers has a takedown stuffed.
Rogers shoots in for a double leg but McPunchist sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
McPunchist is looking to counter punch.#CL2#
Rogers drives through and clinches with McPunchist against the cage.
Rogers is trying to push McPunchist away but McPunchist has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
McPunchist throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McPunchist lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #CUT#It looks like Benny Rogers has been cut.
McPunchist lands an uppercut.
Rogers tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Punchy McPunchist has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Benny Rogers.
McPunchist lands an uppercut.
Rogers fails to pull guard.
McPunchist lands a shoulder strike.
McPunchist lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rogers backwards.
Rogers looks winded!
A quick uppercut on the inside from McPunchist.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McPunchist works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McPunchist throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rogerss head.
McPunchist lands a shoulder strike.
McPunchist lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rogers backwards.
McPunchist lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McPunchist makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McPunchist working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#ROC#Rogers is rocked!
McPunchist lands with a light punch inside.
Rogers is still on wobbly legs! Can McPunchist finish him?#CUT#That has opened up Benny Rogers's cut even more.
McPunchist creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Rogers's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Rogers drops to his knees and McPunchist pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Punchy McPunchist!
Punchy McPunchist was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1042 Round 2
Date: Mar 07, 2021 |
#R1#
Nigel shoots in and drives through. McPunchist sprawls well.
Nice jab there from McPunchist. #CUT2#It looks like Bill Nigel has been cut.
McPunchist lands with a right hand.
McPunchist throws a jab when Nigel was well out of range.
Nigel feinted with a counter takedown.
McPunchist cracks Nigel with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#ROC2#Nigel is rocked!
Nigel ducks under a wild hook from McPunchist.
Oh Nigel is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
BAM! McPunchist delivers a spinning backfist that drops Nigel like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Punchy McPunchist!
Punchy McPunchist very nearly forgot to thank PWNAGE amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1042 Round 1
Date: Mar 06, 2021 |
#R1#
McPunchist moves in looking to clinch but Kent pushes him off.
McPunchist works the jab nicely.
Kent dives in for a single leg takedown but McPunchist sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
McPunchist swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McPunchist throws a head punch that misses.
Kent drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McPunchist gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A left hand lands to the body for McPunchist.
A hook to the body from McPunchist.
Kent is breathing heavily.
McPunchist gets underhooks to prevent Kent's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clark Kent. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McPunchist lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kent backwards.
McPunchist digs a right hand into Kent's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kent's gas tank.
McPunchist scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPunchist presses Kent against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Still in the clinch, McPunchist scores with a nice short uppercut.
McPunchist lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McPunchist lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC2#Kent is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head punch on the inside from McPunchist fails to land.
Oh Kent is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McPunchist lands a body punch in the clinch.
McPunchist has a couple of punches blocked by Kent.
McPunchist throws a punch but it's blocked by Kent.
McPunchist misses with a punch on the inside.
McPunchist creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Kent with a big uppercut! Kent tries to clinch up but McPunchist pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Kent to the mat! Kent covers up and McPunchist unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Punchy McPunchist!
An out of breath and clearly excited Punchy McPunchist thanked PWNAGE for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him). |
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