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Event: GFY 47 - hoot owls f chickens     
Date:   May 03, 2024





175 cm
53 yrs
145 lbs



197 cm
32 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 78 wins and 88 losses; Tobias Pancake! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 11 wins and 15 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Abner takes the fight into the clinch.
Pancake tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pancake changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Abner fights it off and pushes away nicely. #CL2#
Abner has managed to clinch.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Abner tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Pancake just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing.
Tobias Pancake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Abner.
Pancake drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Abner gets the underhooks and prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Pancake walks away with a smile on his face. Abner gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL2#
Abner closes the distance and clinches.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing. #T1#
Pancake is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Abner is defending well.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Pancake has him pressed against the ropes.
Abner is looking to take this one to the mat.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake stands there with Abner around his waist. Abner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Pancake gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Abner.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake stands there with Abner around his waist. Abner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Pancake gets underhooks to prevent Abner's takedown attempt.
Abner fails to pull the fight into his guard. #T2#
Abner tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Pancake just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Pancake tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pancake forces him back to his feet, against the ropes.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pancake holds him up against the ropes and eventually Abner drops back down to his feet.
Abner tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Pancake smiles and moves away.
Abner stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Abner wants it to stay on the feet.
Pancake shoots in and drives through. Abner sprawls well.#CL2#
Abner has closed the distance and engaged Pancake in a clinch.
Pancake is trying to pull guard but Abner turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Abner is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Pancake to keep the fight standing.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pancake holds him up against the ropes and eventually Abner drops back down to his feet.
Abner fails to pull the fight into his guard. #T3#
Pancake drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Abner gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Pancake has him pressed against the ropes.
Pancake tries to pull guard but Abner won't allow it.
Pancake is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. Abner gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Pancake is trying to pull guard but Abner turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Pancake drops down looking for an ankle pick but Abner pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL2#
Abner closes the distance and clinches.
Abner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pancake gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T4#
Pancake prevents a takedown attempt there.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake stands there with Abner around his waist. Abner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pancake holds him up against the ropes and eventually Abner drops back down to his feet.
Abner is looking to take this one to the mat.
Pancake jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Abner walks away with a smile on his face. Pancake gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Pancake tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Abner smiles and moves away. #T5##CL2#
Abner pushes Pancake up against the ropes in a clinch.
Pancake is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Abner to keep the fight standing.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing.
Abner fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pancake holds him up against the ropes and eventually Abner drops back down to his feet.
Abner tries for a takedown but Pancake manages to get underhooks.
Pancake goes for a takedown attempt but Abner pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance. #TD#
Pancake shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Pancake (2) vs (0) Abner#T6#
Abner trying to control from the bottom.
Pancake seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Abner does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Pancake is really struggling to control Abner but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Abner is looking for a sweep. Pancake is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T7##SUB2#
Abner is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pancake pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Abner actively working from the bottom here.
Pancake is trying to control the action in half guard but Abner is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Abner trying to hold on to Pancake's head to control him but Pancake postures up.
Pancake is looking to stall here but Abner recovers full guard.
Abner is pulling down on Pancake's head to control his posture. #T8#
Abner keeping moving, preventing Pancake from controlling successfully.
Pancake pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Abner is keeping the position for now.
Pancake might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Abner keeping moving, preventing Pancake from controlling successfully.
Abner has Pancake pulled in close to control his posture.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Pancake looking to pass the guard. #T9#
Pancake trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Pancake controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB2#
Abner had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Pancake defends it easily.
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB2#
Abner throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T10#
Pancake wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Pancake looking to sit in guard and control but Abner gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Pancake (2) vs (2) Abner
Abner looking to pass the guard.
Abner works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Abner is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB2#
Abner is trying to work for a kimura but Pancake is defending well. #T11#
Still in half guard, Abner seems content to control.
Pancake is not content to let Abner control the position.
Abner not doing much here. #T12#
Pancake tries to roll over but Abner keeps him under control.#SUB#
Pancake looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB2#
Pancake is defending against the submission attempts here by Abner.
Abner tries to pass to full mount but Pancake defends it. #T13#
Pancake tries to get to full guard but Abner has control of the leg.
Abner content to control rather than advance.
Pancake wants to control but Abner is keeping busy and won't allow it.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Pancake wants to improve his position but Abner is controlling well. #T14#
Abner wants to take a breather but Pancake is having none of it.
Pancake is looking to control Abner's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Pancake avoid being mounted?
Pancake tries to roll over but Abner keeps him under control.
Pancake is breathing heavily.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Abner in particular looking to stall.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner trying to pass the guard but Pancake defending well.

And that's the end of the fight!
As we have tied on points, we go to a tie breaker and Abner gets a bonus point for attempting more subs.
Abner wins on points by 3 to 2.
Uncle Abner gave a mention to Glomco Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: GFY 46 - N 2 just ahead of me     
Date:   Apr 30, 2024





197 cm
32 yrs
265 lbs



170 cm
43 yrs
135 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 11 wins and 14 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 20 wins and 9 losses; Chad Strdoza!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#CL#
Abner forces Strdoza back against the ropes and clinches.#TD#
Abner has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Strdoza regains guard immediately.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Abner (2) vs (0) Strdoza
Strdoza looking to control.
Strdoza tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Abner wants to control from the top but Strdoza keeps moving.
Abner has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Strdoza looking to control.
Abner trying to control but Strdoza is working from the bottom.
Abner wants to pass the guard but Strdoza is keeping the position.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Strdoza is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Strdoza is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T1##SUB2#
Strdoza looking for a triangle here. Abner is fighting it but it looks tight! Strdoza pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Abner is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Chad Strdoza!
A victorious Chad Strdoza thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: GFY 45 - we are selling jam     
Date:   Apr 27, 2024





197 cm
32 yrs
265 lbs



170 cm
21 yrs
137 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 11 wins and 13 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 11 losses; Ceferino Garcia!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Abner clinches up with Garcia and pushes him back against the ropes.
Abner tries to score a body lock takedown but Garcia shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Abner drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #TD#
Abner successfully pulls guard.
Abner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Abner is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Garcia stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Abner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Garcia not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Garcia sitting in guard here, content to control.
Abner not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T1#
Garcia controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Garcia preventing the sweep.
Abner is working hard here to advance position.
Garcia trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Garcia is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Garcia looking to pass the guard. #T2#
Garcia seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Abner not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Garcia trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Abner keeping full guard, as Garcia tries to pass.
Garcia passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (0) vs (3) Garcia
Garcia is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T3#
Garcia controlling from side mount.
Abner is looking for a sweep.
Garcia is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Garcia is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Abner sneaks back into half guard.#T4#
Abner gets back to full guard.
Garcia won't allow Abner to sweep him here.
Abner keeping moving, preventing Garcia from controlling successfully.
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Garcia passes into half guard.
Garcia is pressing down on Abner's thigh, looking to free his foot. Abner is holding on for now.
Abner tries to roll over but Garcia keeps him under control.
Still in half guard, Garcia seems content to control.#T5#
Let's hope that Garcia has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Garcia seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Abner does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Abner is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Garcia is trying to control the action in half guard but Abner is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Garcia works his way into full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (0) vs (6) Garcia
Garcia tries to control but Abner wriggling away. #T6#
Abner is desperately trying to improve his position but Garcia has a good base and remains in mount.
Abner sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Abner is trying to get back to full guard.
Garcia trying to pass the guard but Abner defending well.
Abner makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Abner.
Garcia tries to free his leg and advance position but Abner is retaining full guard.
Garcia trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner is trying to control the position but Garcia postures up. #T7##SUB#
Abner looking for a guillotine here but Garcia defends easily.
Garcia controlling from the top position.
Abner seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T8#
Garcia stays in close to Abner's body and controls the position.
Abner is trying to control the position but Garcia postures up.
Abner is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Garcia is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Garcia trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Abner is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB#
Garcia got a little sloppy there for a moment and Abner has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Garcia has managed to get both his arms back between Abner's legs - danger averted.
Abner is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (2) vs (6) Garcia#T9#
Garcia is trying to maintain the position but Abner is very close to passing his half guard.
Garcia controlling the position for now.
Garcia wants to control the action here but instead Abner manages to pass to full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (5) vs (6) Garcia
Garcia tries to hold on but Abner pushes him away.
Garcia is trying to escape the mount.
Abner trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Garcia is trying to escape the mount.
Garcia tries to hold on but Abner pushes him away. #T10#
Abner wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Abner looking to control but Garcia is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Garcia regains half guard.
Garcia keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Garcia tries to get to full guard but Abner has control of the leg.
Garcia felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Garcia is trying is best to control the position here.
Garcia makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Garcia.
Garcia working a defensive guard but Abner passes into half guard. #T11#
Garcia won't allow Abner to pass to mount.
Abner controlling the action here.
Garcia won't allow Abner to pass to mount.
Garcia trying to control but Abner postures up.
Garcia tries to roll over but Abner keeps him under control.#SUB#
Abner is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Abner wants to free his trapped foot but Garcia is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T12#
Garcia is doing well to control the position and prevent Abner from advancing to side control.
Abner is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Abner postures up.
Abner wants to control from the top but Garcia keeps moving.
Garcia looking to control.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Garcia is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Garcia is trying to keep Abner in close. #T13#
Abner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Garcia swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Abner won't allow Garcia to sweep him here.
Abner slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Abner wants to control from the top but Garcia keeps moving.
Garcia has control of Abner's left arm, preventing Abner from doing any damage.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Garcia is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Garcia not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T14#
Abner wants to control from the top but Garcia keeps moving.
Garcia is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Abner pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Garcia is keeping the position for now.
Garcia wants to control but Abner passes easily into half guard.
Garcia wants to control but Abner is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner trying to control the action but Garcia is working from the bottom.
Abner seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Garcia wants to control but Abner is keeping busy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Garcia wins on points by 6 to 5.

 

Event: GFY 44 - I got a big cock     
Date:   Apr 24, 2024





150 cm
25 yrs
156 lbs



197 cm
32 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 19 wins and 16 losses; Jackson Hole! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 11 wins and 12 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Wesley Smith.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL2#
Abner closes the distance and pushes Hole back into the ropes.#TD2#
Abner tightens his grip and picks Hole up, before dumping him to the ground. Hole manages to land in guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hole (0) vs (2) Abner
Hole is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hole (2) vs (2) Abner
Hole perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Hole has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#SUB#
Hole is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Abner has managed to free his arm - good work.
Hole perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner tries to roll over but Hole keeps him under control.
Hole perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.#T1#
Hole has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Hole (5) vs (2) Abner
Hole controlling the pace for now.
Abner felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Hole looking to control but Abner is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Hole controlling the position easily from mount. #T2#
Abner keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Hole content just to control the position here.
Hole wants to control the pace but Abner is squirming around nicely.
Abner is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hole wants to control the pace but Abner is squirming around nicely.
Hole takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Hole can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Abner is looking to escape.
Abner is wriggling around trying to escape. #T3#
Hole controlling his opponent.
Abner is wriggling around trying to escape.
Hole avoids the attempt from Abner to control.
Hole trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hole is really struggling to control Abner but he's trying to hold on to the position.#SUB#
Hole jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Abner manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Abner is trying to improve his position.
Hole controlling the position from side mount. #T4#
Abner is not content to let Hole control the position.
Abner is looking to regain half guard here but Hole keeps moving and retains side control.
Hole moves into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Hole (7) vs (2) Abner
Hole controlling from the full mount.
Abner is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hole takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Hole.#T5#
Hole continues to hold on tight.
Hole can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Abner is looking to escape.
Abner wants to hold on but Hole pushes him away.
Hole controlling the position easily from mount.
Hole wants to control the pace but Abner is squirming around nicely.
Abner is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hole controlling his opponent.
Abner keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #T6#
Hole trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Abner is trying desperately to improve position.
Hole looking to control but Abner is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Hole controlling from mount.
Abner tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Abner tries to hold on but Hole postures up.#T7#
Hole sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Abner tries to lock up and control but Hole gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#SUB#
Hole has control of Abner's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Abner regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Hole controlling the pace for now.
Abner is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #SUB#
Hole looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Abner really trying hard to get back to half guard here. #T8#
Hole content just to control the position here.
Hole trying to control but Abner is having none of it.
Hole controlling the position easily from mount.
Hole looking to control but Abner is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Hole looking to control and managing it successfully.
Hole can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Abner is looking to escape.
Abner is in all sorts of trouble here. #T9#
Abner sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Abner is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Hole's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Hole's back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Hole (7) vs (6) Abner
Abner trying to control.
Hole rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Hole might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB#
Hole looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Hole won't allow Abner to pass to mount.
Abner is keen to just control but Hole is a slippery customer.
Hole gets full guard.#SUB#
Hole looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Hole looking to hit a scissor sweep but Abner is one step ahead there. #T10#
Abner wants to control from the top but Hole keeps moving.
Hole keeping full guard, as Abner tries to pass. #SUB#
Hole escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Abner gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hole looking to control.
Abner wants to pass the guard but Hole is keeping the position.
Abner preventing the sweep.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Hole is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T11#
Hole trying to keep a closed guard but Abner is proving a slippery customer.
Hole bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Abner's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hole (9) vs (6) Abner#SUB2#
Abner looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Abner is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Abner is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Hole looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Abner controls Hole momentarily but Hole frees himself.
Hole pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Abner is keeping the position for now. #T12#
Hole passes into half guard.
Abner is refusing to be controlled, as Hole sits in half guard. #SUB#
Hole is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Abner doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hole.
Hole content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Abner is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Abner trying to hold on to Hole's head to control him but Hole postures up. #T13#
Hole is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Abner is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.#SUB#
Hole is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Abner is just riding it out for now. Hole eventually gives up the hold.
Abner is staying active underneath Hole, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Abner is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hole content to control rather than advance. #T14#
Abner trying to control here. #SUB#
Hole is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Abner sees it coming and defends easily.
Abner tries to roll over but Hole keeps him under control.
Hole is thwarting Abner's attempts to control the position.
Hole wants to control but Abner is keeping him busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hole not doing much here.
Abner has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hole is working away from the top position though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hole takes the fight on points by 9 to 6.
After the big win, Jackson Hole made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors The Huntington New Age Wellness Community and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: GFY 42 - When shirts get tight     
Date:   Apr 20, 2024





197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs



197 cm
19 yrs
175 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 11 wins and 11 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 12 wins and 10 losses; Trip Fontaine!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#CL#
Abner gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Abner gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Fontaine.
Fontaine gets underhooks to prevent Abner's takedown attempt. #TD#
Abner gets control of Fontaine's arms and successfully pulls guard. Abner will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Fontaine wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Abner is trying to keep Fontaine in close.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fontaine wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Fontaine is stalling in the full guard. #T1#
Fontaine trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner is controlling Fontaine's posture.#SUB#
Abner is looking for a triangle but Fontaine pushes his legs off easily.
Fontaine wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving. #SUB#
Abner throws his legs up looking for a submission but Fontaine uses it to pass to side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (0) vs (3) Fontaine#T2#
Abner tries to buck Fontaine off but Fontaine is having none of it.#SUB2#
Fontaine has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Abner is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Fontaine yanks on the arm and Abner is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Fontaine.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Trip Fontaine!
After the big win, Trip Fontaine made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors The Huntington New Age Wellness Community and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: GFY 43 - yeah, I can count     
Date:   Apr 14, 2024





197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs



172 cm
22 yrs
157 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 11 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 16 losses; Nate Pawn!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Abner clinches up with Pawn and pushes him back against the ropes.
Abner fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Abner tries for a takedown but Pawn manages to get underhooks.
Abner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pawn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Uncle Abner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Abner is looking for a takedown.
Pawn's coach down at The Factory was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Pawn's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Pawn gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Abner.
Abner changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Pawn fights it off and pushes away nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Abner closes the distance and clinches. #T1#
Abner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pawn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Pawn tries to pull guard but Abner won't allow it.
Abner is looking to take this one to the mat.
Abner wants to take the fight to the mat but Pawn manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pawn forces him back to his feet, against the ropes.
Abner fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Abner fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pawn won't allow it. #T2#
Abner is looking to take this one to the mat.
Abner goes for a takedown in the clinch but Pawn prevents it.
Abner wants a takedown but no success here.
Pawn has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Abner avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Pawn jumps guard but Abner turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing.
Pawn goes for a takedown in the clinch but Abner prevents it.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pawn won't allow it.
Our sources have told us that Abner has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.#TD2#
Pawn is trying to trip Abner. He has hold of a leg but Abner is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Pawn persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Abner (0) vs (2) Pawn
Pawn stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Abner swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T3#
Abner has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #SUB2#
Pawn is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Abner is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Abner has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (2) vs (2) Pawn
Abner slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Abner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Pawn swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T4#
Pawn being controlled here, momentarily.
Abner wants to pass the guard but Pawn is keeping the position.#T5#
Abner is looking to advance position but Pawn has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Abner (2) vs (6) Pawn
Abner bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (4) vs (6) Pawn
Abner advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (7) vs (6) Pawn
Pawn is looking to regain half guard here but Abner keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Abner is trying to get an arm triangle but Pawn is defending well.
Abner advances to mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Abner (9) vs (6) Pawn#T6#
Pawn tries to hold on but Abner pushes him away.
Pawn is working to get back to half guard.
Abner can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pawn is looking to escape.
Abner avoids the attempt from Pawn to control.
Pawn is trying to escape the mount.
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T7#
Abner avoids the attempt from Pawn to control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#SUB#
Abner goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Pawn is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (9) vs (8) Pawn#SUB2#
Pawn is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Abner is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Abner has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (11) vs (8) Pawn
Abner advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (14) vs (8) Pawn#T8##SUB#
Abner is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Pawn is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Abner wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pawn keeps working.
Abner working away.
Abner takes a little break here. Pawn wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Abner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Abner gets to mount! Pawn was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Abner (16) vs (8) Pawn#T9#
Pawn tries to hold on but Abner pushes him away.
Abner tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Pawn wants to control but Abner is having none of it.
Abner trying to control but Pawn is having none of it.
Abner avoids the attempt from Pawn to control.#T10#
Abner controlling his opponent.
Pawn is desperately trying to improve his position but Abner has a good base and remains in mount.#SUB#
Abner swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 10:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Uncle Abner!
An out of breath and clearly excited Uncle Abner thanked Glomco Nutrition for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: GFY 40 - Sunday Night     
Date:   Apr 07, 2024





180 cm
42 yrs
169 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 14 wins and 12 losses; Phol Boxaaja! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 10 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD#
Boxaaja dives in and scores a takedown into Abner's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Boxaaja (2) vs (0) Abner
Boxaaja trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Boxaaja slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Score +3 for passing guard: Boxaaja (5) vs (0) Abner
Abner is not content to let Boxaaja control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner tries to improve position but can't.
Boxaaja is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T1##SUB#
Boxaaja is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Abner knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Abner is looking to regain half guard here but Boxaaja keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Boxaaja tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Boxaaja has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Boxaaja is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T2#
Abner prevents Boxaaja from improving position.
Boxaaja wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abner keeps working.
Boxaaja is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Abner will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Abner is not content to let Boxaaja control the position.
Abner felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Abner is looking to regain half guard here but Boxaaja keeps moving and retains side control. #T3#
Boxaaja working away.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. #SUB#
Boxaaja is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Abner knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Boxaaja trying to control the action but Abner is working from the bottom. #T4##SUB#
Boxaaja wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Abner, who protects the arm well.
Boxaaja moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Abner is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Abner is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T5#
A lull in the action here.
Abner is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Abner is trying to control Boxaaja's posture but Boxaaja avoids it.
Abner is looking for a sweep.
Abner prevents Boxaaja from moving into mount.
Abner tries to buck Boxaaja off but Boxaaja is having none of it.#T6##SUB#
Boxaaja wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Abner, who protects the arm well.
Boxaaja is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Abner will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Boxaaja moves into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Boxaaja (7) vs (0) Abner
Abner wants to hold on but Boxaaja pushes him away.
Boxaaja moves to the back position.
Score +3 for taking back: Boxaaja (10) vs (0) Abner
Boxaaja is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position. #T7##SUB#
Boxaaja is looking for the choke from the back position but Abner is controlling his hands well. #SUB#
Boxaaja is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Abner knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Abner for a finish.
Abner trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. #SUB#
Boxaaja seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under Abner's chin but Abner turns very nicely into Boxaaja's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by Abner.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Boxaaja (10) vs (2) Abner
Abner trying to control but Boxaaja is working from the bottom. #T8#
Abner tries to free his leg and advance position but Boxaaja is retaining full guard.
Boxaaja is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Abner trying to control but Boxaaja is working from the bottom.
Abner pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Boxaaja is keeping the position for now.
Boxaaja keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Boxaaja looking to control.
Abner really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Boxaaja. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Boxaaja lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Boxaaja (12) vs (2) Abner#T9#
Abner keeping full guard, as Boxaaja tries to pass.
Abner trying to keep a closed guard but Boxaaja is proving a slippery customer.
Boxaaja slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Score +3 for passing guard: Boxaaja (15) vs (2) Abner
Boxaaja wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abner keeps working.
Abner is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Boxaaja controls the position from side control.#T10#
Boxaaja wants to control but Abner is keeping him busy.
Abner manages to work his way to half guard, despite Boxaaja's best efforts.
Boxaaja looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Boxaaja is trying to control. Abner wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T11##SUB#
Boxaaja is looking for a kimura but Abner is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Boxaaja to get the leverage.
Abner is trying to get back to full guard.
Boxaaja perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #SUB#
Abner makes his way to full guard, as Boxaaja worked for a kimura.
Boxaaja trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T12#
Boxaaja being controlled here momentarily.
Boxaaja trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner is trying to hold Boxaaja in close to prevent damage but Boxaaja has managed to pass into half guard. #SUB#
Boxaaja is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB#
Boxaaja is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Abner sees it coming and defends easily.
Boxaaja prevents Abner from improving his position.#T13#
Boxaaja wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abner keeps working. #SUB#
Boxaaja is trying to work for a kimura but Abner is defending well.
Boxaaja trying to control the action but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner wants to improve his position but Boxaaja is controlling well. #T14##SUB#
Boxaaja seems to be looking for submissions.
Boxaaja wants to control but Abner is keeping him busy.
Abner has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Boxaaja is working away from the top position though.
Boxaaja perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Abner wants to get back to full guard.
Boxaaja trying to control the action but Abner is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner wants to improve his position but Boxaaja is controlling well. #SUB#
Boxaaja is looking for a kimura but Abner is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Boxaaja to get the leverage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boxaaja takes the fight on points by 15 to 2.
A victorious Phol Boxaaja thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: GFY 39 - Cricket Blair Witch     
Date:   Apr 04, 2024





225 cm
36 yrs
174 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 7 losses; Walter Wiener! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 10 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Wiener has closed the distance and engaged Abner in a clinch.
Abner prevents the takedown attempt. #TD#
Wiener decides to pull guard.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Wiener is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wiener trying to control the position. #SUB#
Wiener is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Wiener is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiener looking for a sweep. Not yet Wiener, not yet.
Wiener manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Abner manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Wiener (2) vs (0) Abner
Abner is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T1#
Wiener preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Abner working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Wiener doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Wiener manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wiener trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner pulls Wiener in close to his closed guard and prevents Wiener from doing any damage or advancing position.
Wiener wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Abner is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Wiener (2) vs (2) Abner#T2##SUB2#
Abner seems to be working for a kimura but Wiener defends the submission attempt.
Abner has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Wiener (2) vs (5) Abner
Abner is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Wiener is in real trouble.
Score +3 for taking back: Wiener (2) vs (8) Abner
Wiener is in bad spot here. #SUB2#
Abner is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Wiener defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined. #T3#
Wiener wants to escape the position. #SUB2#
Abner looking for the choke from the back. #SUB2#
Abner looking to break Wiener's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Wiener remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Abner will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Abner has good solid back control here.
Wiener tries to escape the position.
Abner has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Wiener's body.
Wiener trying to control the action but Abner just sinks the hooks in. #T4#
Abner struggling to keep hold of the position. #SUB2#
Abner is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Wiener has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Wiener trying to control the hands but Abner breaks the grip.
I really don't envy Wiener right now. #SUB2#
Wiener showing good submission defense here.
Abner just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up. #T5#
You can see the frustration on Wiener's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later. #SUB2#
Abner is working hard for the rear naked choke here. #SUB2#
Abner looking for the choke from the back. #SUB2#
Wiener showing good submission defense here.
I really don't envy Wiener right now.
Wiener is working hard here to advance position.#T6##SUB2#
Wiener preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Abner.
Wiener looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Wiener is defending well here and trying to improve his position. #SUB2#
Abner is persistently looking for the submission but Wiener is defending it well. #SUB2#
Abner is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Wiener has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Wiener trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. #SUB2#
Abner tightening his grip on Wiener, looking for the choke. #T7##SUB2#
Wiener is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Abner gets his way!
Abner is hanging on to Wiener's back as he tries to escape.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#SUB2#
Abner tightening his grip on Wiener, looking for the choke.
Wiener trying to control the hands but Abner breaks the grip.
Wiener really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T8#
Abner tries to get the hooks in deep but Wiener pushed the leg off.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Abner not allowing Wiener to control his hands.
Wiener tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Wiener is working to get back to half guard.
Abner takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Abner tries to control but Wiener wriggling away. #T9##SUB2#
Abner looking to secure an arm triangle but Wiener defends it well.
Wiener tries to control Abner's body but Abner pushes him off. Wiener squirms to his side and now Abner has his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Wiener (2) vs (11) Abner
Abner tries to get the hooks in deep but Wiener pushed the leg off.
Abner is trying to stick to Wiener's back but Wiener is turning into Abner. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Abner's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Wiener.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Wiener (4) vs (11) Abner
Abner controls Wiener momentarily but Wiener frees himself. #T10##SUB#
Wiener drops back looking for a leg! Abner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abner manages to kick Wiener off! Wiener jumps back into Abner's guard.
Abner looking to control.
Abner is looking to sweep but instead, Wiener has passed into half guard. #SUB#
Wiener is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Abner has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Wiener seems to be working for a kimura but Abner defends the submission attempt.#T11#
Wiener looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Abner is looking for a sweep. Wiener is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Wiener is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Abner is just riding it out for now. Wiener eventually gives up the hold.
Abner makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Abner.
Abner wants to sweep but no luck. #T12##SUB2#
Abner is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Wiener defends well.
Wiener stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Abner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Abner looking to hit a scissor sweep but Wiener is one step ahead there.
Wiener wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Wiener slips nicely into half guard.#SUB#
Wiener is working for a submission of some sort. #T13#
Abner trying to control from the bottom. #SUB#
Wiener is working for a submission of some sort.
Abner is not content to let Wiener control the position.
Abner works his way to full guard. Good work.#T14##SUB#
Wiener drops back looking for a leg! Abner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abner manages to kick Wiener off! Wiener jumps back into Abner's guard.
Abner working a defensive guard here.
Wiener pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Abner is keeping the position for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner wins on points by 11 to 4.
An out of breath and clearly excited Uncle Abner thanked Glomco Nutrition for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: GFY 38 - Sonny Bonds     
Date:   Apr 01, 2024





187 cm
19 yrs
197 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 17 losses; Filmore Everett! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 10 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Abner gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Everett prevents the takedown attempt. #TD2#
Abner decides to pull guard.
Everett slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Score +3 for passing guard: Everett (3) vs (0) Abner
Abner tries to bench press Everett off him but Everett keeps the position. #SUB#
Everett tries for a kimura but Abner is defending well.
Abner wants to control but Everett postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner is trying to improve his position.
Abner can't do much from the bottom here. #T1##SUB#
Everett wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Abner, who protects the arm well.
Abner is trying to get back to half guard.
Abner is still trying to improve position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.#T2#
Abner manages to work his way to half guard, despite Everett's best efforts.
Abner is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Everett trying to advance position but Abner counters by regaining guard. #SUB#
Everett drops back looking for a leg! Abner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abner manages to kick Everett off! Everett jumps back into Abner's guard. #SUB2#
Abner working for a triangle but Everett defends it easily.
Everett is pushing down on Abner's leg trying to pass to half guard. Abner is fighting to maintain full guard but Everett has managed to sneak the leg through.#T3##SUB#
Everett seems to be looking for submissions.
Abner moves into full guard. #SUB2#
Abner escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Everett gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Abner wants to sweep here but Everett controlling him for the moment. #T4#
Abner trying to control the position. #SUB2#
Abner is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Everett defends well.
Abner trying to control the position.
Abner looking for a sweep. Not yet Abner, not yet.
Abner is trying to control the position but Everett postures up. #SUB2#
Abner is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T5#
Abner lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Everett (3) vs (2) Abner
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Abner stands and throws Everett's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Everett (3) vs (5) Abner#SUB2#
Abner is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Everett is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Everett on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Everett tries to get out of the position.
Abner is looking to take a break and control but Everett is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Everett tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T6#
Abner has control of an arm but Everett manages to advance to Abner's back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Everett (7) vs (5) Abner
Everett is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Everett keeps control of the position as Abner tries to break free.
Everett doesn't have the hooks in and Abner manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Everett (7) vs (7) Abner
Abner controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #SUB#
Everett had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Abner defends it easily.#T7#
Everett keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Abner controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Abner wants to control from the top but Everett keeps moving. #SUB2#
Abner drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Abner jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB#
Everett looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Abner has picked Everett up and slammed him! Everett can't keep hold of the triangle and Abner manages to pass to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Everett (7) vs (10) Abner#T8#
Abner is looking to take a break and control but Everett is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Everett is trying to get back to half guard.#T9#
Abner advances to full mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Everett (7) vs (12) Abner
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Everett tries to hold on but Abner pushes him away.
Abner can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Everett is looking to escape. #T10#
Everett is wriggling around trying to escape.
Abner trying to control but Everett is having none of it.
Abner controlling from the full mount.
Abner fails to advance to Everett's back.
Everett is squirming around, avoiding Abner's attempts to control the action. #T11##SUB2#
Abner working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Abner fails to advance to Everett's back.
Abner prevents Everett from getting the reversal.
Everett tries to hold on but Abner postures up.
Everett is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Abner working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. #T12#
Abner fails to take his opponent's back.
Abner tries to control but Everett wriggling away.
Everett is in all sorts of trouble here.
Abner with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Everett is in all sorts of trouble here.
Abner can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Everett is looking to escape. #T13##SUB2#
Abner is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Everett is surviving well by controlling Abner's body position as best he can.
Abner trying to control but Everett is having none of it.
Abner controlling his opponent. #SUB2#
Abner looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead. #T14#
Everett is working to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Abner looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Abner controlling the position easily from mount.
Everett stops Abner from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner controlling from mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner wins on points by 12 to 7.
Uncle Abner managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Glomco Nutrition , into his post fight interview.

 

Event: GFY 37 - Go Easy Bro     
Date:   Mar 29, 2024





197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs



168 cm
47 yrs
152 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 10 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 19 losses; Mono Loco!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Abner gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD#
Abner turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Abner (4) vs (0) Loco
Loco is trying to control Abner's posture but Abner avoids it.
Loco tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Abner wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Abner taking a breather here. #SUB#
Abner is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Loco knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Loco is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Abner tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T1#
Loco is trying to escape the position but Abner is controlling the position.
Loco is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Abner takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB#
Abner seems to be looking for submissions.
Abner trying to control from half guard but Loco is working away.
Abner trying to control the pace.
Loco has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Abner is working away from the top position though.#T2#
Abner content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Abner tries to pass the half guard into mount. Loco knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Loco is looking for a sweep. Abner is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Abner tries to pass to full mount but Loco defends it.
Abner works his way into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (7) vs (0) Loco#T3#
Loco is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Loco looks winded!
Loco is looking for a sweep.
Abner content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Abner passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Loco!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Abner (9) vs (0) Loco
Abner controlling his opponent. #SUB#
Abner looking to secure an arm triangle but Loco defends it well.
Abner controlling the position easily from mount. #T4#
Abner fails to take his opponent's back.
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #SUB#
Abner is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Loco has managed to escape the submission attempt. #SUB#
Abner looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.#T5##SUB#
Abner has control of Loco's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Loco regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Loco is looking to get to half guard.
Abner content just to control the position here. #SUB#
Abner looking to secure an arm triangle but Loco defends it well.
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T6#
Loco is in all sorts of trouble here.
Abner controlling the pace for now. #T7##SUB#
Abner looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Abner tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Loco is trying to escape the mount.
Abner controlling from the full mount. #SUB#
Abner with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter. #T8#
Abner looking to control and managing it successfully. #SUB#
Loco defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Abner. #SUB#
Abner working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. #SUB#
Abner is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Loco is surviving well by controlling Abner's body position as best he can.
Abner prevents Loco from getting the reversal.#SUB#
Loco defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Abner.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Abner takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Abner seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Loco is holding on tight. #T9#
Abner is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Loco is in real trouble.
Score +3 for taking back: Abner (12) vs (0) Loco#SUB#
Abner working for a choke but Loco is defending well. #SUB#
Loco showing good submission defense here. #SUB#
Loco fending off the submission attempt from Abner.
Abner trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Loco doesn't escape. #T10##SUB#
Loco showing good submission defense here.
Abner controlling from the back.#SUB#
Abner working for a choke but Loco is defending well.
Abner has good solid back control here. #T11##SUB#
Abner is persistently looking for the submission but Loco is defending it well.
Abner is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #SUB#
Abner is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Loco knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Loco for a finish.
Abner is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #SUB#
Abner is working hard for the rear naked choke here. #T12#
Abner is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Loco is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.#SUB#
Abner has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Abner is riding his opponent, not letting Loco buck him off. #SUB#
Loco showing good submission defense here.
Abner really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Loco.#T13##SUB#
Abner is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Loco knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Loco for a finish.
Loco rolls, trying to escape but Abner keeps control of the position.
Abner controlling from the back.#SUB#
Abner looking for the choke from the back. #SUB#
Loco defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Abner's arms.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial. #T14##SUB#
Abner is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Loco has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #SUB#
Loco is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Abner gets his way! #SUB#
Abner is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Good control from Abner.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Abner is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Loco knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Loco for a finish. #SUB#
Abner has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Loco has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner takes the fight on points by 12 to 0.
Uncle Abner managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Glomco Nutrition , into his post fight interview.

 

Event: GFY 36 - Come on dance with me     
Date:   Mar 25, 2024





170 cm
20 yrs
137 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 6 losses; Ceferino Garcia! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 10 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Garcia tries to clinch there but Abner circles away.
Garcia sets himself, and Abner steps forward looking for the clinch! Garcia avoids it this time.
Garcia avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL2#
Abner gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Garcia turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.#TD#
Garcia manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Garcia controlling the position.
Abner looking to pass the guard.
Garcia controls Abner momentarily but Abner frees himself.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garcia trying to control the position here.
Garcia keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Garcia might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Garcia managing to control the position. #T1#
Abner controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Garcia is trying to control the position but Abner postures up.
Garcia keeping full guard, as Abner tries to pass.
Garcia looking to control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Garcia working a defensive guard but Abner manages to pass into side control anyway.
Score +3 for passing guard: Garcia (0) vs (3) Abner
Garcia is looking to reverse the position.
Abner trying to control the action but Garcia is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Abner thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T2#
Garcia can't do much from the bottom here.
Garcia tries to bench press Abner off him but Abner keeps the position.
Garcia is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Abner's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Garcia is looking to control Abner's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Garcia avoid being mounted?
Abner is trying to control. Garcia wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Garcia trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Score +3 for passing guard: Garcia (0) vs (6) Abner
Abner wants to take Garcia's back here but Garcia is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T3#
Abner can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Garcia is looking to escape.
Garcia is desperately trying to improve his position but Abner has a good base and remains in mount.
Abner avoids the attempt from Garcia to control.#SUB2#
Abner looking for a guillotine from mount but Garcia is having none of it.
Abner tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #SUB2#
Abner has control of Garcia's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Garcia regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Garcia tries to lock up and control but Abner gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T4#
Abner looking to control but Garcia is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Abner prevents Garcia from getting the reversal.
Abner avoids the attempt from Garcia to control.
Garcia really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Abner avoids the attempt from Garcia to control.
Garcia is squirming around, avoiding Abner's attempts to control the action. #T5##SUB2#
Abner looking to secure an arm triangle but Garcia defends it well. #SUB2#
Abner is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Garcia to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Garcia shrugs it off.
Garcia tries to hold on but Abner pushes him away.
Garcia is trying to reverse the position but instead Abner has taken his back - oops!
Score +3 for taking back: Garcia (0) vs (9) Abner
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Garcia tries to escape but Abner has the hooks in and won't let him break free. #SUB2#
Garcia preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Abner.
Abner controlling from the back.#SUB2#
Abner looking for the choke from the back. #T6#
Abner has the hooks in. Garcia is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Abner trying to control.
Garcia trying to control but not successfully.
Garcia is really stuck here. #SUB2#
Abner is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Garcia can't escape the position.
Garcia is working hard here to advance position.
Abner not allowing Garcia to control his hands.
Will Abner go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Abner might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Garcia haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#SUB2#
Garcia fending off the submission attempt from Abner. #T7#
Abner has the hooks in. Garcia is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted. #SUB2#
Abner looking to break Garcia's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Garcia remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Abner will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Garcia wants to escape the position. #SUB2#
Garcia is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Abner gets his way!
Abner trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Abner really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Garcia.#T8##SUB2#
Abner looking for the RNC.
Garcia looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Garcia is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Abner avoiding Garcia 's attempts to control his hands. #SUB2#
Garcia defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Abner's arms. #SUB2#
Garcia showing good submission defense here. #SUB2#
Abner has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Garcia has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #T9##SUB2#
Abner patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Garcia is defending well here and trying to improve his position. #SUB2#
Abner looking to break Garcia's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Garcia remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Abner will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Abner trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Garcia doesn't escape.
Garcia trying to control but not successfully.
Will Abner go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Garcia is trying to break free.
Abner wants to control but Garcia is keeping busy.#T10#
Abner is hanging on to Garcia's back as he tries to escape. #SUB2#
Abner is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Garcia trying to control but not successfully.
Abner biding his time, looking for the opening.
Garcia trying to control but not successfully. #SUB2#
Garcia fending off the submission attempt from Abner.
Garcia trying to control the action but Abner just sinks the hooks in.
Garcia tries to roll but Abner sticks to his back. #T11#
I would not like to be Garcia right now.
Abner is continuing to stall.
Garcia can't escape the position.
What can Garcia do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight! #SUB2#
Abner looking for the choke from the back.
Garcia manages to reverse the position and now he's in Abner's guard. Nice work there by Garcia.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Garcia (2) vs (9) Abner
Garcia trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner is controlling Garcia's posture.
Abner wants to sweep here but Garcia controlling him for the moment. #T12#
Garcia not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB2#
Abner looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Garcia stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Abner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Garcia trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner looking to hit a scissor sweep but Garcia is one step ahead there.
Abner controlling Garcia's posture. #T13#
Garcia showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Garcia trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner has his hands on Garcia's head, controlling the position. #SUB2#
Abner working for a triangle but Garcia defends it easily.
Garcia pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Abner is keeping the position for now. #T14#
Garcia stays in close to Abner's body and controls the position. #SUB2#
Abner is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Garcia defends well.
Garcia wants to pass the guard but Abner is keeping the position.
Garcia wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner seems keen to control Garcia's posture.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner wins on points by 9 to 2.
Uncle Abner really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Glomco Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: GFY 33 - U won't get any work     
Date:   Mar 15, 2024





170 cm
40 yrs
145 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 27 wins and 37 losses; Sirus Hughes! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 9 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Hughes avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hughes attempts a counter takedown but Abner avoids it well and moves away.#CL2#
Abner moves into the clinch.#TD2#
Abner is trying to trip Hughes. He has hold of a leg but Hughes is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Abner persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hughes (0) vs (2) Abner
Hughes is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hughes looking to control. #SUB#
Hughes is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Abner defends well.#SUB2#
Abner is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Hughes is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Hughes has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hughes (2) vs (2) Abner
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner wants to sweep but no luck. #T1#
Hughes wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Hughes advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hughes (5) vs (2) Abner
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Abner is looking for a sweep.
Hughes wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abner keeps working. #SUB#
Hughes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hughes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Abner regains half guard.#T2#
Abner is refusing to be controlled, as Hughes sits in half guard. #SUB#
Hughes looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB#
Abner is trying to control Hughes's posture. Hughes takes advantage of the lull and advances to side control. He also appears to have an arm triangle here! Uh oh, big trouble for Abner! Hughes is rotating here... this could be the end... Abner is out! Hughes has ended this one emphatically! Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Sirus Hughes!

 

Event: GFY 30 - Over The Hill     
Date:   Mar 06, 2024





190 cm
25 yrs
219 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 29 wins and 13 losses; Rumsfeld Shart! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 8 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Abner closes the distance and pushes Shart back into the ropes.#TD2#
Abner pulls guard.
Abner tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Shart slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Shart trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Shart trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom. #T1#
Shart content to stall in guard here.
Abner controls Shart momentarily but Shart frees himself. #SUB2#
Abner escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shart gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Shart showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T2#
Shart trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Shart postures up.
Shart passes Abner's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Abner is in trouble now - Shart has advanced to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Shart (3) vs (0) Abner
Shart trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Abner working to try and regain half guard. #T3#
Shart tries to control but Abner wriggling away.
Shart tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Shart prevents Abner from getting the reversal.#SUB#
Abner defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Shart. #SUB#
Abner tries to improve his position but Shart has taken his back! Shart has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Abner tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Shart pushes Abner away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Rumsfeld Shart!
Rumsfeld Shart retains his super heavyweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Rumsfeld Shart made sure he mentioned The Huntington New Age Wellness Community , along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: GFY 29 - Haunted Swimming pool     
Date:   Mar 03, 2024





190 cm
19 yrs
225 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 1 losses; Matt Enforcer! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 8 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#CL2#
Abner drives through and clinches with Enforcer against the ropes.
Abner prevents a takedown attempt there.
Enforcer is trying to pull guard but Abner turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.#TD2#
Abner gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Enforcer (0) vs (2) Abner
Enforcer is trying to keep Abner in close.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Enforcer is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Enforcer (2) vs (2) Abner
Abner manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Enforcer manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Enforcer (2) vs (4) Abner
Abner passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Score +3 for passing guard: Enforcer (2) vs (7) Abner
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner slows the pace down.
Abner tries to advance to mount but Enforcer denies him.
Abner working away.#T1#
Enforcer is looking to reverse the position.#SUB2#
Abner is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Enforcer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Abner trying to control the position but Enforcer is working away.
Enforcer manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Enforcer (4) vs (7) Abner
Enforcer tries to pass to full mount but Abner defends it. #SUB#
Enforcer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Abner has managed to free his arm - good work.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Abner tries to roll over but Enforcer keeps him under control.#T2##SUB#
Enforcer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Abner has managed to free his arm - good work.
Abner controlling the position well.
Abner wants to get back to full guard.
Enforcer wants to control but Abner is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Enforcer is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Abner doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Enforcer. #T3##SUB2#
Abner looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Abner won't allow Enforcer to pass to mount.
Abner wants to improve his position but Enforcer is controlling well. #SUB#
Enforcer is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB#
Enforcer seems to be working for a kimura but Abner defends the submission attempt.#T4#
Enforcer prevents Abner from improving his position.
Enforcer tries to pass to full mount but Abner defends it.
Abner is trying is best to control the position here.
Abner really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Enforcer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Abner is trying to get back to full guard.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#SUB#
Enforcer is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Enforcer seems to be working for a kimura but Abner defends the submission attempt.#T5#
Abner gets back to full guard.
Abner keeping moving, preventing Enforcer from controlling successfully.
Enforcer preventing the sweep.
Abner is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Enforcer passes into half guard. #T6#
Enforcer wants to free his trapped foot but Abner is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Abner is refusing to be controlled, as Enforcer sits in half guard.
Enforcer is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Abner is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Abner is trying to get back to full guard.
Enforcer looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#SUB#
Enforcer is looking for a kimura but Abner is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Enforcer to get the leverage.
Enforcer moves into full mount! Abner won't be happy about that!
Score +3 for passing guard: Enforcer (7) vs (7) Abner#T7#
Abner tries to reverse the position but Enforcer maintains control.#SUB#
Enforcer with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Abner is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Enforcer tries to control but Abner wriggling away.
Abner is wriggling around trying to escape.
Enforcer fails to advance to Abner's back.
Abner is working to get back to half guard. #T8#
Enforcer controlling from the full mount.
Abner really trying hard to get back to half guard here. #SUB#
Enforcer goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Abner is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Enforcer (7) vs (9) Abner
Enforcer looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T9#
Abner looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #SUB#
Enforcer is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB#
Enforcer is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Abner is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Abner avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Abner pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Enforcer is keeping the position for now.
Abner advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Enforcer (7) vs (12) Abner#T10#
Abner advances to mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Enforcer (7) vs (14) Abner
Enforcer is trying desperately to improve position.
Abner controlling from mount. #SUB2#
Abner has hold of Enforcer's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Enforcer manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Enforcer tries to reverse the position but Abner maintains control.#T11##SUB2#
Abner jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Enforcer manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Enforcer is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Abner working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Abner advances to full mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Enforcer (7) vs (16) Abner
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T12#
Enforcer is looking to improve his position but Abner isn't that keen on the idea.
Enforcer is working hard here to advance position.
Abner content just to control the position here.
Enforcer regains half guard.
Abner is controlling the pace.
Enforcer wants to control but Abner is keeping busy. #T13#
Abner stalling.
Enforcer moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Abner engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Abner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Enforcer swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T14#
Enforcer keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Enforcer working a defensive guard here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Enforcer tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Enforcer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Abner doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Abner manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner wins on points by 16 to 7.
Uncle Abner managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Glomco Nutrition , into his post fight interview.

 

Event: GFY 27 - Shuffle off 2 Buffalo     
Date:   Feb 24, 2024





197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs



180 cm
42 yrs
169 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 7 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 11 losses; Phol Boxaaja!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Abner has managed to clinch.
Our sources have told us that Abner has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.#TD2#
Boxaaja jumps guard and drags Abner to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. #SUB2#
Boxaaja has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Abner doesn't defend quickly enough and Boxaaja has managed to lock this one up! Can Abner escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Boxaaja on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Phol Boxaaja!
A victorious Phol Boxaaja thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: GFY 25 - Old Man Jiu Jitsu     
Date:   Feb 17, 2024





196 cm
39 yrs
282 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 2 losses; Marcus St Stone! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 6 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Abner closes the distance and clinches.
St Stone wants a takedown but no success here. #TD2#
Abner has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed St Stone clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: St Stone (0) vs (4) Abner
St Stone tries to roll but Abner sticks to his back.
St Stone looking very determined here, making life difficult for Abner. #SUB2#
Abner tightening his grip on St Stone, looking for the choke. #SUB2#
Abner is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but St Stone has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
St Stone is in bad spot here. #T1#
Abner trying to control momentarily.
St Stone tries to escape the position.
Will Abner go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position? #SUB2#
St Stone defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
St Stone manages to reverse the position and now he's in Abner's guard. Nice work there by St Stone.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: St Stone (2) vs (4) Abner
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
St Stone pushing down on Abner's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #SUB#
St Stone is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB#
St Stone looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #T2#
Abner trying to hold on to St Stone's head to control him but St Stone postures up.
St Stone frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: St Stone (5) vs (4) Abner
Abner regains half guard.#SUB#
St Stone is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Abner still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Abner has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: St Stone (5) vs (8) Abner
St Stone struggling a bit here.#T3#
St Stone is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Abner is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
St Stone tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
St Stone is not content to let Abner control the position. #SUB2#
Abner is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, St Stone has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB2#
Abner wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by St Stone, who protects the arm well. #SUB2#
Abner looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T4#
St Stone prevents Abner from moving into mount. #SUB2#
Abner is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, St Stone has escaped the position, nice work there.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
St Stone is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Abner is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: St Stone (5) vs (10) Abner
St Stone is looking to get to half guard.
Abner works his way to his opponent's back.
Score +3 for taking back: St Stone (5) vs (13) Abner
Abner is hanging on to St Stone's back as he tries to escape.
Abner is trying to stick to St Stone's back but St Stone is turning into Abner. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Abner's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by St Stone.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: St Stone (7) vs (13) Abner
St Stone trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T5#
Abner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
St Stone trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: St Stone (7) vs (15) Abner#SUB#
St Stone looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Abner in particular looking to stall.#SUB#
St Stone has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Abner escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Abner!
Score +3 for passing guard: St Stone (7) vs (18) Abner
Abner moves into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: St Stone (7) vs (20) Abner#T6#
St Stone manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Abner prevents St Stone from improving his position.#SUB2#
Abner seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB#
St Stone is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Abner pulls his head out easily.
St Stone wants to get back to full guard.
St Stone is trying to maintain the position but Abner is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
St Stone makes his way to full guard, as Abner worked for a kimura. #T7#
Abner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. St Stone swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
St Stone has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Abner doesn't defend quickly enough and St Stone has managed to lock this one up! Can Abner escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to St Stone on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Marcus St Stone!
Marcus St Stone decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: GFY 24 - Twas me and I sharted     
Date:   Feb 14, 2024





168 cm
47 yrs
152 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 11 losses; Mono Loco! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 6 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#CL2#
Abner moves into the clinch successfully.
Loco is working for takedown but Abner is calmly controlling the position for now.
Loco goes for a takedown attempt but Abner pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Loco fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mono Loco. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Abner has closed the distance and engaged Loco in a clinch. #TD2#
Abner manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Loco trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Abner is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Loco (0) vs (2) Abner
Loco is in trouble now - Abner has advanced to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Loco (0) vs (5) Abner#T1#
Loco is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Abner looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Abner looking to control and managing it successfully. #SUB2#
Abner has control of Loco's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Loco regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Abner is looking to work his way around to Loco's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position. #T2##SUB2#
Abner working for a guillotine from mount but Loco is in no mood to give up.
Abner controlling the pace for now.
Abner prevents Loco from getting the reversal.#SUB2#
Abner working for a submission but Loco is keeping him at bay.
Abner controlling the position easily from mount.
Loco is controlling an arm, preventing Abner from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Loco tries to reverse the position but Abner maintains control.
Abner can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Loco is looking to escape. #T3#
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #SUB2#
Abner goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Loco turns into him and now he's in Abner's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Loco (2) vs (5) Abner
Abner has his hands on Loco's head, controlling the position.
Loco preventing the sweep. #T4#
Abner working a defensive guard here. #SUB2#
Abner escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Loco gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Loco wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving. #SUB#
Loco drops back looking for a leg! Abner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abner manages to kick Loco off! Loco jumps back into Abner's guard.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T5#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Abner holds on and takes a little breather.
Abner working a defensive guard here.
Abner pulls Loco in close to prevent any damage.
Loco wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving. #T6#
Abner lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Loco (2) vs (7) Abner
Loco is breathing heavily.
Abner's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Loco not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Abner is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SUB#
Loco is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Abner is aware though and is defending well.#T7#
Abner's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Abner advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Loco (2) vs (10) Abner
Abner controlling the position from side mount. #SUB2#
Abner tries for a kimura but Loco is defending well. #T8#
Abner trying to control the action but Loco is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Abner tries for a kimura but Loco is defending well.
Loco is trying to get back to half guard.
Abner advances to full mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Loco (2) vs (12) Abner#T9##SUB2#
Abner looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Abner is looking to work his way around to Loco's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Abner controlling from mount.
Abner prevents Loco from getting the reversal.
Loco has given up his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Loco (2) vs (15) Abner
Loco is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near. #T10##SUB2#
Loco preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Abner. #SUB2#
Abner looking to break Loco's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Loco remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Abner will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
A bit of a pause in the action here. Abner controlling the positon.#SUB2#
Loco showing good submission defense here.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Abner controlling the positon.#SUB2#
Abner has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Loco has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #T11#
Loco can't escape the position.
Abner has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Loco's body. #SUB2#
Abner looking to break Loco's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Loco remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Abner will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB2#
Loco defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt. #SUB2#
Abner is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Loco has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #T12##SUB2#
Loco defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Abner's arms.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Abner keeps control of the position as Loco tries to break free.
Abner controls the position.#T13#
Loco tries to escape but Abner has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Abner just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up. #SUB2#
Abner looking to break Loco's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Loco remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Abner will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight. #SUB2#
Abner is persistently looking for the submission but Loco is defending it well.
Loco is in bad spot here. #T14#
Abner trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Loco doesn't escape. #SUB2#
Abner looking to break Loco's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Loco remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Abner will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Abner controls the position.
Abner's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner is hanging on to Loco's back as he tries to escape. #SUB2#
Abner is persistently looking for the submission but Loco is defending it well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner wins on points by 15 to 2.
Uncle Abner managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Glomco Nutrition , into his post fight interview.

 

Event: GFY 22 - Mouse wnt thru a gate     
Date:   Feb 07, 2024





170 cm
40 yrs
145 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 23 wins and 34 losses; Sirus Hughes! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 5 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hughes.#TD#
Abner gets caught flat footed, as Hughes shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hughes (2) vs (0) Abner#SUB2#
Abner looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hughes stands and throws Abner's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Hughes (5) vs (0) Abner
Abner can't do much from the bottom here.
Hughes trying to control the action but Abner is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Abner prevents Hughes from moving into mount.
Abner felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Hughes is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #SUB#
Hughes looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Hughes trying to control the action but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hughes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2##SUB#
Hughes working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Hughes is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Abner knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Hughes trying to control the position but Abner is working away.
Abner is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#T3#
Abner is trying to control but can't.
Hughes seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Abner does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hughes content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Abner wants to control but Hughes is keeping busy.
Abner is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T4#
Abner is trying to control but can't.
Hughes is keen to just control but Abner is a slippery customer.
Abner trying to control here.
Abner is looking for a sweep. Hughes is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Hughes trying to control from half guard but Abner is working away. #T5#
Abner is positioning himself well to prevent Hughes advancing to mount.
Hughes takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB#
Hughes is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Abner is trying to control but can't. #SUB#
Hughes is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Abner has managed to free his arm - good work.
Abner is refusing to be controlled, as Hughes sits in half guard. #T6##SUB#
Hughes is working for a submission of some sort.
Abner is looking to improve his position.
Hughes is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Hughes is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T7#
Hughes performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Abner trying to control but Hughes postures up.
Abner is looking to improve his position.
Abner trying to control here. #T8#
Abner is refusing to be controlled, as Hughes sits in half guard.
Hughes controlling the action here. #SUB#
Hughes is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Abner as he works his way to full guard.
Hughes might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hughes wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Hughes content to stall in guard here. #T9#
Abner working a defensive guard here. #SUB2#
Abner is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Hughes is aware though and is defending well.
Abner is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hughes trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Hughes won't allow Abner to sweep him here. #T10#
Hughes trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hughes (5) vs (2) Abner
Abner trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Abner must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hughes trying to control the position.
Abner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hughes swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hughes lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hughes (7) vs (2) Abner
Abner looking to control. #T11##SUB2#
Abner looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hughes has picked Abner up and slammed him! Abner can't keep hold of the triangle and Hughes manages to pass to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hughes (10) vs (2) Abner#SUB#
Hughes is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Abner is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Abner tries to improve position but can't.
Abner keeps trying to improve his position.
Abner stops Hughes from passing to mount. #T12#
Hughes wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abner keeps working.
Hughes moves into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Hughes (12) vs (2) Abner
Hughes seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Abner is holding on tight. #SUB#
Hughes jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Abner manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Hughes is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Abner is looking for a sweep.#T13#
Hughes trying to control the action but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner holding on.
Abner can't do much from the bottom here.
Abner tries to buck Hughes off but Hughes is having none of it.
Hughes is staying tight to Abner's torso, preventing him from escaping. #T14##SUB#
Hughes is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Abner has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hughes trying to control the position but Abner is working away. #SUB#
Hughes is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Abner is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Abner tries to improve position but can't.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Hughes is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Abner has escaped the position, nice work there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hughes takes the fight on points by 12 to 2.

 

Event: GFY 20 - Dr Seuss is nonsense     
Date:   Jan 29, 2024





197 cm
18 yrs
175 lbs



197 cm
31 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 4 losses; Trip Fontaine! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 5 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fontaine drops down looking for an ankle pick but Abner pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL2#
Abner forces Fontaine back against the ropes and clinches.#TD2#
Abner jumps into guard, dragging Fontaine to the mat.
Fontaine trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fontaine trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#T1#
Abner is pulling down on Fontaine's head to control his posture.
Abner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Abner keeping moving, preventing Fontaine from controlling successfully.
Abner lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Fontaine (0) vs (2) Abner
Abner trying to control but Fontaine is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Abner avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T2#
Abner postures up.
Abner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fontaine swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Fontaine is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Fontaine looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Abner postures up.
Abner sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Abner pushes down on Fontaine's leg and manages to get into half guard.#T3#
Abner wants to pass the guard but Fontaine is defending well.
Abner prevents Fontaine from improving his position.
Abner wants to free his trapped foot but Fontaine is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Abner is keen to just control but Fontaine is a slippery customer.
Abner might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Fontaine haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Abner tries to pass to full mount but Fontaine defends it.
Abner is controlling the pace. #T4##SUB2#
Abner is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fontaine doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Abner.
Fontaine wants to improve his position but Abner is controlling well.
Fontaine really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Abner not doing much here. #T5#
Fontaine is looking to control Abner's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fontaine avoid being mounted?#SUB2#
Fontaine is defending against the submission attempts here by Abner.
Fontaine is looking to improve his position. #T6#
Abner seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Fontaine actively working from the bottom here.
Abner controlling the pace.
Let's hope that Abner has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T7#
Abner works his foot free and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Fontaine (0) vs (5) Abner
Abner avoids the attempt from Fontaine to control.
Abner takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Fontaine tries to lock up and control but Abner gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T8#
Abner tries to control but Fontaine wriggling away.
Fontaine working to try and regain half guard.
Abner avoids the attempt from Fontaine to control.
Abner tries to control but Fontaine wriggling away. #SUB2#
Abner is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Fontaine is surviving well by controlling Abner's body position as best he can.
Abner controlling the position easily from mount. #T9#
Fontaine really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Fontaine is breathing heavily.
Fontaine is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Abner looking to control and managing it successfully.
Abner moves to take his opponent's back.
Score +3 for taking back: Fontaine (0) vs (8) Abner#SUB2#
Fontaine preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Abner. #T10#
Fontaine rolls, trying to escape but Abner keeps control of the position. #SUB2#
Abner tightening his grip on Fontaine, looking for the choke.
Abner really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Fontaine.
Fontaine prevents Abner from getting a body triangle.#SUB2#
Abner looking for the RNC. #T11#
Fontaine looking very determined here, making life difficult for Abner.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial. #SUB2#
Abner is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts. #SUB2#
Abner is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Fontaine has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #T12#
Abner keeps control of the position easily here as Fontaine tries to buck him off.
Abner keeps control of the position as Fontaine tries to break free.
Fontaine is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Abner. #SUB2#
Abner working for a choke but Fontaine is defending well. #T13##SUB2#
Abner is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Fontaine is defending well though. Abner let's go of the attempt for now.#SUB2#
Abner has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Fontaine has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#SUB2#
Fontaine fending off the submission attempt from Abner. #SUB2#
Abner is looking for the choke from the back position but Fontaine is controlling his hands well. #T14#
Abner is hanging on to Fontaine's back as he tries to escape. #SUB2#
Abner working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Fontaine is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Abner. #SUB2#
Abner is looking for the choke from the back position but Fontaine is controlling his hands well.
Fontaine turns into Abner and is now in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Fontaine (2) vs (8) Abner
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner looking for a sweep. Not yet Abner, not yet.
Abner keeping full guard, as Fontaine tries to pass.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner wins on points by 8 to 2.
Uncle Abner gave a mention to Glomco Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: GFY 19 - Huevos en la cesta     
Date:   Jan 27, 2024





178 cm
22 yrs
170 lbs



197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 2 losses; Kawainui Perry! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 4 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Abner moves in looking to clinch but Perry pushes him off.#CL#
Perry instigates a clinch.
Perry tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Perry is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Abner is defending well.
Perry looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kawainui Perry. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Perry gets control of Abner's arms and successfully pulls guard. Perry will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Abner controls from within his opponent's guard.
Perry seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perry is adopting a defensive guard.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Perry is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Perry is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Abner trying to control but Perry is working from the bottom.
Perry working a defensive guard here.
Perry keeping full guard, as Abner tries to pass.
Perry controls Abner momentarily but Abner frees himself. #T2#
Perry keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Perry can't keep his opponent in guard - Abner advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SUB2#
Abner seems to be working for a kimura but Perry defends the submission attempt.
Abner tries to pass the half guard into mount. Perry knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #T3##SUB2#
Abner is working for a submission of some sort.
Abner is looking to advance position but Perry won't allow it.
Abner trying to control from half guard but Perry is working away. #T4#
Perry wants to get back to full guard.
Abner wants to lay and pray for a moment but Perry keeps working.
Perry trying to control here.
Abner trying to control the pace. #T5#
Perry is concentrating on defense, preventing Abner from advancing position. #SUB2#
Abner wants to work for an arm triangle but Perry is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Perry might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Abner is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Perry is just riding it out for now. Abner eventually gives up the hold.
Abner trying to control from half guard but Perry is working away. #T6#
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Perry is refusing to be controlled, as Abner sits in half guard.
Perry is trying is best to control the position here.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Abner wants to lay and pray for a moment but Perry keeps working. #T7#
Abner performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Abner tries to pass the half guard into mount. Perry knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Abner trying to control the pace.
Abner wants to advance to full mount but Perry doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Abner stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Perry swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T8#
Abner trying to control but Perry is working from the bottom.
Abner stopping the sweep attempt from Perry.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Perry is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Abner is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Perry is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Perry has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Perry (2) vs (0) Abner
Abner seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T9#
Abner working a defensive guard but Perry manages to pass into side control anyway.
Score +3 for passing guard: Perry (5) vs (0) Abner
Perry working away.
Perry trying to control the position but Abner is working away.
Abner is looking for a sweep.
Abner wants to control but Perry postures up.#T10#
Abner tries to improve position but can't.
A lull in the action here.
Abner is trying to improve his position.
Perry gets to mount! Abner was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Perry (7) vs (0) Abner
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Abner wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Perry (10) vs (0) Abner#T11#
Perry has the hooks in. Abner is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Perry has good solid back control here.
Abner is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Perry wants to control but Abner is keeping busy.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Abner can't escape the position. #T12#
Will Perry go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Abner rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Perry seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Abner does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Abner is looking to improve his position.
Abner keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Perry prevents Abner from improving his position.#T13#
Abner keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Well, if Perry is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Abner is looking to improve his position. #T14#
Abner is still trying to improve position.
Perry wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abner keeps working.
Abner wants to get back to full guard but Perry has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Perry (13) vs (0) Abner
Perry wants to control but Abner is keeping him busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
You can see the frustration on Abner's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Perry takes the fight on points by 13 to 0.
A relieved looking Kawainui Perry thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: GFY 18 - Tiger Blood     
Date:   Jan 24, 2024





197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs



175 cm
51 yrs
145 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 3 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 64 wins and 74 losses; Tobias Pancake!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Abner clinches up with Pancake and pushes him back against the ropes.
Abner wants a takedown but no success here.
Abner jumps guard but Pancake stands there with Abner around his waist. Abner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Abner is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Pancake to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Uncle Abner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Abner tries for a takedown. No joy.
Abner is looking to take this one to the mat.
Abner tries to pull guard but Pancake forces him back to his feet, against the ropes.
Pancake jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Abner walks away with a smile on his face. Pancake gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Pancake tries to clinch but Abner moves out of range. #TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Pancake.
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Abner (0) vs (4) Pancake
Abner is not content to let Pancake control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T1#
Pancake tries to move into full mount but can't pass Abner's legs.
Abner tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Pancake wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Abner is working hard here to advance position.
Abner tries to control but Pancake manages to take his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Abner (0) vs (7) Pancake#T2##SUB2#
Abner defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Abner looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Pancake tries to get the hooks in deep but Abner pushed the leg off.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Pancake controlling well, preventing Abner from escaping the position.
Pancake is riding his opponent, not letting Abner buck him off. #T3#
It looks like Pancake might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Abner tries to escape but Pancake has the hooks in and won't let him break free. #SUB2#
Abner is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Pancake gets his way!
Pancake has the hooks in. Abner is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight. #T4##SUB2#
Pancake is looking for the choke from the back position but Abner is controlling his hands well.
Pancake doesn't have the hooks in and Abner manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (2) vs (7) Pancake
Abner not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Abner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB2#
Abner avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Pancake throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pancake tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T5#
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Pancake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Pancake looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB2#
Pancake looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Abner postures up.
Abner's corner is telling him to maintain position.#SUB2#
Pancake had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Abner defends it easily.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Abner is looking to advance position but Pancake has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Abner (2) vs (11) Pancake#T6#
Pancake tries to control but Abner wriggling away.
Pancake is stalling here but it's allowed Abner to get half guard.
Abner trying to control here.
Pancake wants to lay and pray for a moment but Abner keeps working.
Pancake is controlling the pace.
Pancake is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T7#
Abner works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB2#
Pancake drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Abner dives on top into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (4) vs (11) Pancake#SUB2#
Pancake is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Abner is aware though and is defending well.
Abner wants to control from the top but Pancake keeps moving. #SUB2#
Abner got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pancake has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Abner has managed to get both his arms back between Pancake's legs - danger averted.
Abner controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#T8##SUB2#
Pancake is looking for a triangle here but Abner uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (7) vs (11) Pancake
Abner trying to control the action but Pancake is working from the bottom.
Abner is really struggling to control Pancake but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Pancake tries to bench press Abner off him but Abner keeps the position.
Abner trying to control the action but Pancake is working from the bottom.
Abner advances to mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Abner (9) vs (11) Pancake#T9#
Pancake stops Abner from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Pancake is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Abner looking to control but Pancake is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Pancake keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #T10##SUB#
Abner jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Pancake is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Pancake and Abner has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Pancake regains half guard.
Pancake won't allow Abner to pass to mount. #SUB#
Abner is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Well, if Abner is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Pancake tries to roll over but Abner keeps him under control.
Abner is looking to take a break and control but Pancake is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T11#
Pancake slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Abner looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Pancake is looking for a triangle here but Abner uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (12) vs (11) Pancake
Abner trying to control the position but Pancake is working away.
Pancake being controlled for a moment. #T12#
You can see the frustration on Pancake's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Abner takes a little break here. Pancake wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Abner wants to control but Pancake is keeping him busy. #T13##SUB#
Abner wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Pancake, who protects the arm well.
Abner trying to control the position but Pancake is working away.
Abner moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. #SUB#
Abner goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Pancake rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Abner's guard! Nice work there by Pancake!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (12) vs (13) Pancake#T14#
Pancake wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Abner is pulling down on Pancake's head. It's preventing any offense from Pancake, at least for the moment.
Abner working a defensive guard here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pancake trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pancake wins on points by 13 to 12.
Tobias Pancake was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: GFY 16 - Duckstamp Pizza Party     
Date:   Jan 19, 2024





190 cm
24 yrs
219 lbs



197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 20 wins and 12 losses; Rumsfeld Shart! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 2 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#CL2#
Abner instigates a clinch. #TD2#
Abner tightens his grip and picks Shart up, before dumping him to the ground. Shart manages to land in guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Shart (0) vs (2) Abner
Abner won't allow Shart to sweep him here. #SUB#
Shart is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Abner frees his head nicely. Oh but Shart has switched to an armbar! Abner is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Rumsfeld Shart!
Rumsfeld Shart made sure to mention his sponsor, The Huntington New Age Wellness Community in his post fight interview.

 

Event: GFY 14 - The Bottled Fart     
Date:   Jan 13, 2024





170 cm
41 yrs
135 lbs



197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 4 losses; Chad Strdoza! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 1 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Abner takes the fight into the clinch. #TD2#
Abner has picked Strdoza up - he's going for a ride! Abner dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Strdoza (0) vs (2) Abner
Strdoza regains full guard. Nicely done.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Strdoza trying to keep a closed guard but Abner is proving a slippery customer. #SUB2#
Abner is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Strdoza being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB#
Strdoza working for a triangle but Abner defends it easily.
Abner must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Strdoza escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Abner gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T1#
Abner wants to control from the top but Strdoza keeps moving. #SUB#
Abner is sitting in close to Strdoza's body. Strdoza has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Abner is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Abner is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Strdoza.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Chad Strdoza!
An out of breath Chad Strdoza thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: GFY 12 - U R not my real dad!     
Date:   Jan 08, 2024





197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs



193 cm
48 yrs
270 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 9 losses; Desi Kraag!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Kraag forces Abner back against the ropes and clinches.
Kraag tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Kraag is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Abner to keep the fight standing.
Kraag tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Uncle Abner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Desi Kraag.#TD#
Abner gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Abner (2) vs (0) Kraag#SUB#
Abner thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Kraag wants to control the position but Abner says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Abner is taking a breather. Kraag says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB2#
Kraag looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Abner is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kraag is just riding it out for now. Abner eventually gives up the hold.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Kraag wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #SUB2#
Kraag looking for submissions off his back.#T1#
Abner content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Kraag is trying to get back to full guard.
Abner is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB#
Abner is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kraag is just riding it out for now. Abner eventually gives up the hold.
Kraag is trying to control but can't.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#SUB#
Abner is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kraag is just riding it out for now. Abner eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Kraag looking for submissions off his back.#T2##SUB#
Abner is working for a kimura but Kraag is defending it quite comfortably.
Abner is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Abner wants to free his trapped foot but Kraag is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Abner controlling the action here.
Abner is keen to just control but Kraag is a slippery customer.#T3##SUB#
Abner is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Kraag has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Abner is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB2#
Kraag looking for subs from the bottom but Abner mounts him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (5) vs (0) Kraag
Kraag is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Abner content just to control the position here.
Kraag tries to reverse the position but Abner maintains control.
Kraag bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (5) vs (2) Kraag#SUB2#
Kraag has gone for a leg lock! Abner slips out almost immediately though and dives into Kraag's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (7) vs (2) Kraag
Kraag keeping full guard, as Abner tries to pass. #T4#
Abner is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Abner slips nicely into half guard.
Abner content to control rather than advance.
Kraag is refusing to be controlled, as Abner sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Kraag looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Kraag actively working from the bottom here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Kraag trying to control but Abner postures up.
Abner controlling the action here.#SUB2#
Kraag is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Abner pulls his head out easily.
Kraag looks winded!#T5#
Abner seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Kraag is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Abner jumps into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (10) vs (2) Kraag
Abner advances to mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Abner (12) vs (2) Kraag
Abner takes Kraag's back.
Score +3 for taking back: Abner (15) vs (2) Kraag#SUB#
Abner patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?#SUB#
Kraag is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Abner gets his way!
Kraag trying to control the hands but Abner won't let him. #T6##SUB#
Abner working for the choke.
Kraag should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Kraag is keeping busy. #SUB#
Abner patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Kraag rolls, trying to escape but Abner keeps control of the position.
Abner slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish. #SUB#
Abner looking for the choke but no joy. #SUB#
Abner has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Kraag has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #T7#
Kraag just trying to survive but Abner is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Kraag breaks Abner's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (15) vs (4) Kraag
Kraag trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner is pulling down on Kraag's head to control his posture.
Abner manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kraag manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (17) vs (4) Kraag#SUB2#
Kraag is looking for a triangle but Abner pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Kraag had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Abner defends it easily.
Kraag wants to sweep here but Abner controlling him for the moment.
Abner trying to control but Kraag is working from the bottom. #T8#
Abner pushing down on Kraag's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Abner wants to free his trapped foot but Kraag is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB2#
Kraag looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kraag is in trouble now - Abner has advanced to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (20) vs (4) Kraag
Abner manages to capitalize on a mistake by Kraag to take his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Abner (23) vs (4) Kraag#SUB#
Kraag fending off the submission attempt from Abner. #SUB#
Abner is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Kraag knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Kraag for a finish.
Abner keeps control of the position easily here as Kraag tries to buck him off. #T9#
Kraag trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Kraag prevents Abner from getting a body triangle.
Kraag is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Good control from Abner.#SUB#
Abner is looking for the choke from the back position but Kraag is controlling his hands well.
Kraag manages to reverse the position and now he's in Abner's guard. Nice work there by Kraag.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (23) vs (6) Kraag
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T10##SUB2#
Kraag drops back, looking for a kneebar! Abner looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Abner looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Abner!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Abner (27) vs (6) Kraag
Kraag can't do much from the bottom here.
Kraag tries to improve position but can't.
Abner is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Abner working away.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.#SUB#
Abner is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kraag has escaped the position, nice work there.
Kraag tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Abner presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Abner (29) vs (6) Kraag#T11#
Abner tries to control but Kraag wriggling away.
Abner controlling from mount.
Abner wants to take Kraag's back here but Kraag is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Kraag is trying to escape the mount.
Kraag wants to hold on but Abner pushes him away.
Abner controlling the position easily from mount.
Abner wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Kraag tries to lock up and control but Abner gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T12#
Abner wants to control the pace but Kraag is squirming around nicely.
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #SUB#
Kraag defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Abner.
Kraag wants to hold on but Abner pushes him away.#SUB#
Abner looking for a guillotine from mount but Kraag is having none of it.
Abner with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Kraag is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Abner trying to control but Kraag is having none of it.
Kraag tries to hold on but Abner pushes him away. #T13##SUB#
Abner working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Kraag keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Abner sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Kraag is trying to escape the mount but Abner keeps good control and instead manages to take Kraag's back.
Score +3 for taking back: Abner (32) vs (6) Kraag
Kraag is in bad spot here.
Kraag trying to control the action but Abner just sinks the hooks in.
Kraag looking very determined here, making life difficult for Abner.
Kraag tries to roll but Abner sticks to his back. #T14#
Abner biding his time, looking for the opening.
Abner gets his hands free as Kraag looks to control.
Abner slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish. #SUB#
Kraag fending off the submission attempt from Abner. #SUB#
Abner looking for the RNC.
Abner gets his hands free as Kraag looks to control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Abner gets his hands free as Kraag looks to control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner takes the fight on points by 32 to 6.
Uncle Abner gave a mention to Glomco Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: GFY 11 - Day of the Woman     
Date:   Jan 05, 2024





197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs



180 cm
43 yrs
184 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 12 losses; Bon Adrien De Moncey!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and George Francis.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Abner has De Moncey up against the ropes in a clinch.
De Moncey jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Abner walks away with a smile on his face. De Moncey gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
De Moncey fails with a takedown attempt.#CL#
Abner takes the fight into the clinch. #TD2#
De Moncey gets control of Abner's arms and successfully pulls guard. De Moncey will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
De Moncey not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
De Moncey is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner trying to control but De Moncey is working from the bottom.
De Moncey keeping full guard, as Abner tries to pass. #T1##SUB2#
De Moncey has his foot on Abner's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Abner works his way back into a safe position though.
De Moncey keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Abner knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for De Moncey on the ground.#SUB2#
De Moncey has his foot on Abner's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Abner works his way back into a safe position though.
Abner will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
De Moncey keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Abner pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. De Moncey is keeping the position for now.
De Moncey is trying to control the position but Abner postures up.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but De Moncey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
De Moncey bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Abner's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (0) vs (2) De Moncey
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Abner trying to control the position. #SUB#
Abner has his foot on De Moncey's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. De Moncey works his way back into a safe position though.
Abner can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as De Moncey controls the pace.
De Moncey trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Abner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T3#
De Moncey trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
De Moncey drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Abner dives on top into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (2) vs (2) De Moncey
De Moncey has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Abner has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Abner (5) vs (2) De Moncey
Abner gets to mount! De Moncey was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Abner (7) vs (2) De Moncey
Abner wants to take De Moncey's back but he can't do it this time. #T4#
De Moncey wants to hold on but Abner pushes him away.
Abner prevents De Moncey from getting the reversal.
De Moncey manages to regain half guard. Good work.
De Moncey is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
De Moncey has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Abner is working away from the top position though.
Abner is just content to waste time from the top position. De Moncey takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Abner looking to sit in guard and control but De Moncey gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (7) vs (4) De Moncey#T5#
De Moncey won't allow Abner to sweep him here. #SUB2#
De Moncey has gone for a leg lock! Abner slips out almost immediately though and dives into De Moncey's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (9) vs (4) De Moncey
Abner looking to sit in guard and control but De Moncey gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (9) vs (6) De Moncey
Abner has control of De Moncey's left arm, preventing De Moncey from doing any damage.
Abner is trying to control the position but De Moncey postures up.
De Moncey wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving. #T6#
Abner looking to control.
Abner keeping moving, preventing De Moncey from controlling successfully.
De Moncey controlling from the top position.
De Moncey's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
De Moncey postures up.
De Moncey controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#T7#
Abner keeping moving, preventing De Moncey from controlling successfully.
De Moncey's corner is telling him to maintain position.#SUB#
Abner throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
De Moncey wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T8#
Abner keeping moving, preventing De Moncey from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
De Moncey has gone for a leg lock! Abner slips out almost immediately though and dives into De Moncey's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (11) vs (6) De Moncey
Abner slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB2#
De Moncey escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Abner gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T9#
Abner looking to sit in guard and control but De Moncey gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (11) vs (8) De Moncey
Abner keeping moving, preventing De Moncey from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Abner is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. De Moncey is aware though and is defending well.
Abner controls De Moncey momentarily but De Moncey frees himself.
De Moncey is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T10#
De Moncey trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
De Moncey wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Abner not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
De Moncey wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
De Moncey is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T11#
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Abner keeping moving, preventing De Moncey from controlling successfully.
De Moncey looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
De Moncey wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving. #SUB2#
De Moncey is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Abner is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Abner has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (13) vs (8) De Moncey#T12#
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but De Moncey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Abner avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but De Moncey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T13#
De Moncey lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Abner (13) vs (10) De Moncey
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Abner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB#
Abner is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
De Moncey trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
De Moncey drops back, looking for a kneebar! Abner looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Abner looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Abner!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Abner (17) vs (10) De Moncey
De Moncey tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Abner wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T14#
Abner wants to lay and pray for a moment but De Moncey keeps working.
De Moncey manages to work his way to half guard, despite Abner's best efforts.#SUB#
Abner trying to work for an americana but De Moncey has managed to regain full guard.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but De Moncey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner tries to free his leg and advance position but De Moncey is retaining full guard.
Abner wants to control from the top but De Moncey keeps moving.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner takes the fight on points by 17 to 10.
After the big win, Uncle Abner made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Glomco Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: GFY 9 - Real men do nogi     
Date:   Dec 30, 2023





175 cm
51 yrs
145 lbs



197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 62 wins and 68 losses; Tobias Pancake! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Uncle Abner!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pancake.#CL2#
Abner pushes Pancake up against the ropes in a clinch.
Pancake gets underhooks to prevent Abner's takedown attempt.
Abner goes for a takedown in the clinch but Pancake prevents it.
Abner drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tobias Pancake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Abner.
Abner tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Pancake just stands there and leans against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pancake tries to pull guard but Abner won't allow it.
Abner has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Pancake is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Abner tries for a takedown. No joy.
Pancake tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Abner just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Abner tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #T1#
Pancake can't get the takedown.
Abner is trying to pull guard but Pancake has him pressed against the ropes.
Pancake wants to take the fight to the mat but Abner manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Pancake is trying to pull guard but Abner turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Pancake jumps guard but Abner stands there with Pancake around his waist. Pancake gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Abner tries to score a body lock takedown but Pancake shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Abner looking for a takedown. #TD2#
Abner jumps guard and drags Pancake to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Abner tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pancake trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom. #T2#
Pancake being controlled here momentarily.
Pancake pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Abner is keeping the position for now.
Pancake might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Pancake slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Score +3 for passing guard: Pancake (3) vs (0) Abner
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#T3##SUB#
Pancake goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Abner has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Pancake but great work by Abner.
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Pancake (3) vs (4) Abner
Abner wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pancake keeps working.
Pancake tries to buck Abner off but Abner is having none of it.
Pancake is working hard here to advance position.#SUB2#
Abner thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Abner advances to mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Pancake (3) vs (6) Abner#T4#
Abner tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Abner's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Pancake is trying to escape the mount.
Abner avoids the attempt from Pancake to control.#SUB2#
Abner wants to finish this one by submission but Pancake is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Abner. #T5#
Abner looking to control and managing it successfully.
Pancake is squirming around, avoiding Abner's attempts to control the action.
Abner looking to control and managing it successfully.
Pancake wants to control but Abner is having none of it.
Pancake keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #T6#
Abner avoids the attempt from Pancake to control.
Abner tries to control but Pancake wriggling away.
Pancake regains half guard.
Pancake wants to control the action here but instead Abner manages to pass to full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Pancake (3) vs (9) Abner#T7#
Pancake bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Pancake (5) vs (9) Abner
Abner not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #SUB2#
Pancake got a little sloppy there for a moment and Abner has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pancake has managed to get both his arms back between Abner's legs - danger averted.
Pancake trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner trying to control the position here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Abner is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Pancake (5) vs (11) Abner#T8#
Pancake is trying to control the position but Abner postures up.
Abner wants to pass the guard but Pancake is keeping the position.
Abner controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Pancake controls Abner momentarily but Abner frees himself. #SUB#
Pancake is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Abner seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T9#
Pancake keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Pancake working a defensive guard here.
Abner stopping the sweep attempt from Pancake.
Pancake keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Pancake is looking for a triangle but Abner pushes his legs off easily.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Pancake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T10#
Pancake is trying to keep Abner in close.
Abner wants to control from the top but Pancake keeps moving.
Pancake not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Abner pushes down on Pancake's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Pancake manages to get to full guard.
Abner passes Pancake's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #T11#
Pancake is not content to let Abner control the position.
Abner takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Pancake is refusing to be controlled, as Abner sits in half guard.
Pancake gets back to full guard. #SUB#
Pancake working for a triangle but Abner defends it easily.
Abner slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T12#
Abner is continuing to stall.
Abner won't allow Pancake to sweep him here.
Abner wants to pass the guard but Pancake is keeping the position.
Abner seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Pancake keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully. #T13##SUB#
Pancake is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Abner defends well.
Pancake keeping full guard, as Abner tries to pass.
Abner showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Abner trying to control but Pancake is working from the bottom.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.#T14##SUB2#
Abner is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Abner wants to pass the guard but Pancake is keeping the position.#SUB#
Pancake looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Pancake is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Abner slips nicely into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abner wins on points by 11 to 5.
Uncle Abner took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Glomco Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: GFY 8 - Desert TV Storm     
Date:   Dec 28, 2023





197 cm
30 yrs
265 lbs



170 cm
39 yrs
145 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Uncle Abner! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 16 wins and 33 losses; Sirus Hughes!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Hughes closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Abner did well to prevent Hughes getting side control.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Abner (0) vs (2) Hughes
Abner wants to control but Hughes is keeping busy.
Hughes trying to control from half guard but Abner is working away. #SUB2#
Hughes is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Abner has managed to free his arm - good work.
Abner is trying to maintain the position but Hughes is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Abner is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hughes pulls his head out easily.
Abner is not content to let Hughes control the position.#T1##SUB2#
Hughes is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB2#
Hughes maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Abner could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Hughes has cracked it and Abner is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Hughes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Sirus Hughes! Sirus Hughes retains his super heavyweight title!

 

Event: DC 108 :Bollomard v Gambini     
Date:   Nov 19, 2023
#R1#
A leg kick checked by Abner.
Vega tried to score with a low kick but Abner checks it.
Abner is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Crunch! Vega slams his shin into Abner's torso.
Abner throws a combination that misses
and Vega counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Abner lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Vega avoids the head kick by Abner.
Abner avoids a kick to the body.
Abner takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Abner lands a front kick.
Vega takes a swing at Abner's ribcage but misses.
Vega digs a good hook to Abner's body.
Vega closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vega scores with a decent looking hook.#T1#
Abner falls off balance throwing a combination
and Vega counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Abner connects with a right hand. Vega shakes it off.
Abner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Vega. Vega obviously looking to wear him down.
Vega connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Abner looks to land a combination but Vega avoids it well.
Vega throws a head kick that misses
and Abner counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vega thinking.
Vega attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Abner throws a solid leg kick but Vega takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Abner.
Abner misses with a kick to the body
and Vega counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Abner swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Abner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vega manages to avoid it.
Abner tries a head kick but it misses.
Vega steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.#T2#
Vega throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vega scores with a body shot.
Vega misses with a wild combination.
Vega throws a shot from downtown. Abner moves away and avoids it.
Vega is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Abner throws a head kick that misses
and Vega counters with a nice body shot.
Abner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vega stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vega dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Abner. That did some damage!
Abner checks the leg kick.
Vega has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Abner finds it's way round the side to connect with Vega's head.
Abner misses with a shot to the body
and Vega counters with a nice uppercut.
Abner fails to land with a series of punches. #T3#
Abner stuns Vega with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vega blocks a head kick by Abner.
Abner misses with a combination
and Abner takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vega throws a push kick but Abner slaps the foot to one side.
Abner swinging wildly here.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick
and Vega counters with a good low kick that Abner was not able to check.
Abner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vega moves away.
Vega throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Vega has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A low kick from Vega misses
and Abner counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Vega misses with an uppercut. #T4#
Vega throws a body punch but Abner moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Abner tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Abner throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Vega's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vega misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Abner misses with a shot to the body
and Vega connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Abner tries to score with a low kick but Vega moves his leg out of the way.
A head kick misses from Abner.
Good work by Vega as he checks the leg kick.
Abner throws a sloppy body shot
and Vega cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vega tests Abner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Abner takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Vega scores with a head kick. Abner tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Keaton Vega dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2##KD#
Abner lands a left and a right that send Vega crashing to the mat, dazed. Abner thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Uncle Abner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Vega bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Abner's head.
Vega scores with a hook.
Abner throws a right and a left that Vega avoids nicely.
Abner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vega.
Vega uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abner misses with a right hand
and Vega counters with a stiff right hand.
Abner misses the body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Abner misses with the body kick
and Vega counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Vega has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Abner thows a left - swing and a miss!
Abner takes a swing at Vega's ribcage but misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Vega misses.
Nice body punch from Vega.
Vega fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Abner has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#T1#
Abner falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Vega to counter with a crisp jab.
Abner takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Abner is looking to wear down Vega with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Vega pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vega checks the leg kick nicely there.
Keaton Vega seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Vega blocks a head kick by Abner.
Vega throws a wild body kick that Abner sees coming a mile off.
Abner lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Vega circles away quickly and effectively.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Abner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Abner scores with a three punch combo!
Abner fails to land with a series of punches.
The fighters circling - Abner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Abner falls off balance throwing a combination
and Vega connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
Vega scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vega throws a quick inside leg kick.
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vega blocks a head kick by Abner.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Vega slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Vega darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Vega tries to land a front kick but Abner steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Vega connects with a solid leg kick.
Abner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Abner throws a poor cross that misses
and Vega makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Abner really felt that one!
Vega dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Abner. That did some damage!#T3#
Abner takes a kick to the side of the head.
Abner misses with a kick to the body.
Abner misses with a body kick.
Vega takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Vega lands a glancing blow to the side of Abner's head.
Abner throws a series of punches but Vega moves out of range.
A low kick from Abner is predictable there
and Vega counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Abner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Abner misses with a jab to the body
and Vega connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vega thows a body kick. Abner tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Abner throws a head kick but Vega moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vega uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Abner.
A little jabbing left from Vega on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A low kick lands for Vega. #T4#
Vega slips a jab and a cross from Abner.
Abner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vega throws a nice outside leg kick.
Vega with the inside leg kick.
Vega with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Vega moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Abner is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
An inside leg kick lands from Vega.
Vega turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Abner looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Vega slips under a jab from Abner.
Vega thumps Abner with a low kick.
Abner throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Vega counters with a stiff right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Keaton Vega showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Vega connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Vega dodges the punch combination from Abner.
Vega cracks Abner with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Abner misses with a jab, cross combination.
Abner misses with a two punch combination.
Abner takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Abner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vega with the inside leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abner. Vega does a little dance to reset his feet.
Abner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Vega connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vega lands a nice looking kick to the body. Abner takes a step back to recover. #T1#
Abner misses with a low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Vega.
Vega scores with a decent looking hook.
Vega throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Vega scores with a leg kick.
Vega dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Abner. That did some damage!
Abner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Abner avoids the head kick by Vega.
Abner went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Vega avoids the head kick by Abner.
Vega misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Abner throws a head kick but Vega moves out of range.
Vega looking to land some kicks to the body here. #T2#
Vega avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vega looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Vega pushes Abner away with a front kick.
A combination from Abner does no damage.
Vega swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abner takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Abner throws an off balance right hand
and Vega counters with a slapping leg kick.
Abner will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Vega misses with a double jab.
Vega dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Abner. That did some damage!
A looping hook to the body misses from Abner. Vega does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vega swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Abner takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Vega showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Abner.
Vega unleashes a big counter combination but Abner bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T3#
Abner throws a lazy body kick
and Vega counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Abner throws a combination that misses
and Abner takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vega scores with a nice strike.
Vega throws a front kick aimed at Abner's knee but Abner avoids it well.
Abner is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Vega blocks a low kick nicely.
Vega connects with the punch.
A head kick by Abner misses
and Vega counters with a lovely straight right hand!
An inside leg kick lands from Vega.
Abner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by Vega.
Abner throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Vega swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Abner throws a body punch but Vega moves out of range. #T4#
Vega tries a head kick but it misses.
Abner takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Abner takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vega moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Keaton Vega is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Abner is looking to chop away at Vega's legs.
Abner pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A head kick by Abner misses
enabling Vega to counter with a crisp jab.
Abner throws a head kick that misses
and Vega counters with a stiff right hand.
Abner finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Vega misses with a head kick.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick
and Vega counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Uncle Abner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A jab from Vega finds it's way through Abner's defenses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Keaton Vega comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Vega has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Keaton Vega!

Keaton Vega thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: DC 102: Farman v McVicker     
Date:   Oct 29, 2023
#R1#
McDermott works the jab nicely.#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
McDermott lands with a right hand.
McDermott lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#KD2#
McDermott bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Abner! He dives into his guard looking to finish! #ROC2#Abner is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDermott pushing down on Abner's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
McDermott is trying to work for a kimura but Abner is defending well.
Abner keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Abner knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McDermott on the ground.
McDermott wants to take a breather but Abner is having none of it.
Abner tries to kick McDermott off but McDermott keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
McDermott sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Abner defending well though.
Abner trying to control from the bottom.
Abner's coaches at Beating a Dead Horse to Death Again have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
McDermott seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Abner does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McDermott scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#T1#
McDermott keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Abner wants to control but McDermott is keeping busy.
McDermott throwing shots but Abner is blocking nicely. #SU2#
McDermott escapes and gets back to his feet.
A left lands for Abner.
McDermott misses with a looping left.
Abner on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.#TD2#
McDermott scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
McDermott not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Abner blocking the ground and pound attempt from McDermott.
McDermott landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #ES#
Abner manages to escape and get back to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDermott misses the body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Abner takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #T2#
McDermott lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Abner takes a swing at McDermott's ribcage but misses.
Abner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McDermott.
Abner displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from McDermott.
Abner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Abner throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
McDermott looks winded!
McDermott doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Abner ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Abner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McDermott avoids the head kick by Abner.
McDermott throws out a counter right but Abner avoids it with no problem.
McDermott throws a head kick that misses
and Abner counters with a nice body kick.
McDermott looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McDermott doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Uncle Abner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
McDermott takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Abner throws a head kick but McDermott moves out of range.
McDermott with the counter takedown but Abner avoids it easily.
Abner lands a nice leg kick that just misses McDermott's sensitive parts.
Abner connects with a jab.
McDermott stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Abner.
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McDermott on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Abner thuds his shin into the meat of McDermott's side.
Abner works McDermott's body with a nice hook.
Abner swinging wildly here.
Abner lands with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#KD#
Abner cracks McDermott with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McDermott looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Abner finish him? #ROC#McDermott is rocked!#T4#
McDermott misses with a hook.
Abner misses the shot to the body.
A combination from Abner does no damage.
McDermott pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Abner throws a series of punches but McDermott moves out of range.
McDermott might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.#KD#
Abner lands a big head kick that sends McDermott tumbling to the mat! Abner takes a step backwards and waves McDermott back to his feet - he wants the finish!
McDermott is still on wobbly legs! Can Abner finish him?#CUT#It looks like Eddie McDermott has been cut.
Abner lands a nice leg kick that just misses McDermott's sensitive parts.
Abner lunges in with a left hook that violently twists McDermott head around and knocks him out cold! Abner hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner gave a mention to Glomco Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: DC 88:Dunbar v Belly     
Date:   Sep 10, 2023
#R1#
A head kick by Abner misses
and MacMillan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A shot to the body from Abner misses #TD#
and MacMillan counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Abner felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Abner works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB2#
Abner looking for a guillotine here but MacMillan defends easily.
MacMillan trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
MacMillan looking to pass the guard.
Abner really doesn't want to stay on the ground with MacMillan. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner is looking to stand up but MacMillan isn't so interested in that idea.
MacMillan tries to free his leg and advance position but Abner is retaining full guard.
MacMillan slips nicely into half guard.#T1##SUB#
MacMillan seems to be working for a kimura but Abner defends the submission attempt.#SUB#
MacMillan looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Abner looks like he's trying to stand up.
Abner regains full guard. Nicely done.
Abner is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst MacMillan is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
MacMillan is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Abner is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Abner has escaped and now he's on top! #REVB#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Abner wants to get up but he can't break MacMillan's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB#
MacMillan looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
Abner got a little sloppy there for a moment and MacMillan has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Abner has managed to get both his arms back between MacMillan's legs - danger averted.
MacMillan wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Abner tries to free his leg and advance position but MacMillan is retaining full guard. #SUB#
MacMillan looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T3##SUB#
Abner has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing MacMillan to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Abner is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - MacMillan pulls down on the head and he's put Abner to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Evan MacMillan!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Evan MacMillan made sure he mentioned KOMBAT KLOTHING, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: SMASH: Dennison vs Bartz     
Date:   Jul 29, 2023
#R1#
Meeks slips a jab and a cross from Abner.
Meeks walks forward, straight into a front kick from Abner.
Abner thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Meeks if he has to take too many more of those.
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Meeks tries to clinch up but Abner circles away and keeps his distance.
Meeks misses with a looping right.
Turner Meeks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abner misses with a two punch combination.
Meeks tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Meeks gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meeks creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Abner blocks an elbow strike.#BC#
Abner manages to break the clinch.
Meeks with a jab.#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meeks tries to clinch there but Abner circles away. #CL2#
Abner tries to keep at a distance but Meeks has taken the fight into the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Meeks just misses with a elbow thrown towards Abner's brow. #T1#
Abner looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meeks misses with an elbow strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #BC#
Abner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Meeks clinches.
Meeks throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Meeks comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Abner blocks an elbow strike from Meeks.
Meeks lands a damaging elbow.
Meeks misses with an elbow over the top.
Meeks throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Meeks throws an elbow but it's blocked. #BC#
Abner breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Meeks closes the distance and clinches.
Abner trying to land knees to the body.
Abner blocks an elbow strike.
Abner has had enough of the clinch but Meeks keeps him there for the moment.
Abner blocks an elbow strike.
Abner avoids a wild elbow strike from Meeks.#T2#
Abner takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Meeks keeps control of Abner as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Abner avoids the elbow strike from Meeks, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abner avoids a wild elbow strike from Meeks.#BC#
Abner breaks from the clinch.
Abner lands a leg kick that knocks Meeks off balance momentarily.#CL2#
Meeks instigates a clinch.
Abner avoids a wild elbow strike from Meeks.
Abner is trying to break the clinch but Meeks is controlling him.
Abner blocks an elbow strike from Meeks.
Abner taking a breather.
Meeks lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Meeks pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.#BC#
Abner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Meeks clinches up against the cage.
Meeks lands an elbow inside.
Meeks pushes off an throws an elbow but Abner leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Meeks misses with an elbow strike.
Meeks pushes off an throws an elbow but Abner leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.#T3#
Meeks prevents Abner from breaking the clinch.
Abner dodges an elbow strike from Meeks.
Abner is trying to force a seperation but Meeks has the dominant position.
Abner blocks the elbow strike.
Meeks throws an elbow that misses.
Meeks keeps control of Abner as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Meeks lands an elbow inside that Abner shrugs off. #CUT2#Jeez, Uncle Abner's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uncle Abner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turner Meeks!
In his post fight interview, Turner Meeks gave a big smile as he said 'Shit. On. My. Dick. '.

 

Event: DC 63: Mfer vs Rocksteady     
Date:   Jun 24, 2023
#R1##TD#
Arby shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Arby was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Abner is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#SUB#
Arby is trying to get an arm triangle but Abner is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Arby is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #SUB#
Arby is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Abner has escaped the position, nice work there.
Abner is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Abner felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Abner manages to work his way to half guard, despite Arby's best efforts.
Abner trying to hold on to Arby's head to control him but Arby postures up. #T1#
Arby is controlling the pace. #SUB#
Arby is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Abner gets back to full guard.
Arby is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Arby preventing the sweep.
Arby showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Abner looking for a guillotine here but Arby defends easily. #SUB#
Arby drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Arby jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Arby content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.#SUB#
Arby is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Abner looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Abner wants to get back to his feet but Arby is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T3#
Arby has a takedown stuffed.
Arby has a takedown stuffed.
Abner looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Abner pulls out of a head kick attempt. #TD#
Abner tries to sprawl but Arby drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Arby controlling the action here.#SUB#
Arby is looking for a kimura here.
Abner wants to control but Arby is keeping busy. #SUB#
Arby is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #T4#
Abner is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Arby passes the guard and advances to mount!
Abner really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Arby. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Abner is squirming around, avoiding Arby's attempts to control the action. #SUB#
Abner defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Arby. #SUB#
Arby working for a guillotine from mount but Abner is in no mood to give up.
Abner tries to lock up and control but Arby gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Arby controlling the pace for now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Arby working for a submission but Abner is keeping him at bay.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Katelynn Arby dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
A nice combination there by Abner. #CUT2#It looks like Katelynn Arby has been cut.
Arby shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Abner as he jumps to the side. #TD#
Arby closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Abner did well to prevent Arby getting side control.
Abner is staying active underneath Arby, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB#
Arby is working for a submission of some sort.
Abner is looking for a sweep. Arby is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner is still trying to improve position.
Well, if Arby is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #T1#
Abner tries to kick Arby off but Arby keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #SUB#
Arby is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Arby is keen to just control but Abner is a slippery customer.
Arby trying to control the pace.
Abner slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Arby seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Abner keeping moving, preventing Arby from controlling successfully. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Arby won't allow Abner to get back to his feet.
Arby slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Abner is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Arby moves away from the strike by Abner.
Arby shoots for a double leg takedown but Abner sprawls well. He's pushed Arby's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Arby closes the distance and clinches up with Abner, looking for a takedown. Arby pushes Abner against the cage but Abner circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Katelynn Arby. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Arby on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Arby shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Abner as he jumps to the side.
As Arby backs off Abner throws a huge counter combo but Arby manages to avoid it all.
Katelynn Arby seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Abner.
Arby fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Arby has a takedown stuffed.#T3#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Arby. #TD#
Arby shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Arby's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Arby prevents Abner from getting back to his feet.
Abner is trying to control the position but Arby postures up.
Arby controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Arby seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Abner for as long as he can get away with.
Abner looking to hit a scissor sweep but Arby is one step ahead there.
Katelynn Arby overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T4#
Abner can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Arby controls the pace.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Abner throws a hook but Arby blocks it.
Arby fails with a takedown attempt.#TD#
Arby gets a takedown into half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Abner is looking to improve his position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Uncle Abner showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Katelynn Arby's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Abner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Arby fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Abner avoids it really well and circles away.
Abner uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Arby has time to react.
Abner stuffs the takedown.
Arby shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Abner as he avoids it easily.
Abner counters with a body kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Katelynn Arby. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Abner displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Arby.
Abner unleashes a big counter combination but Arby bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Arby.
Arby dives in and grabs Abner's left leg, looking for a takedown. Abner pushes down on Arby's head and hops out.
Arby looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Arby tries to score a power double leg takedown but Abner sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Arby somewhat.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abner. Arby does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Arby shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Abner as he jumps to the side.
Abner lands a head kick. Arby smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A head kick misses from Abner. #KD2#
Abner lands a big head kick that sends Arby tumbling to the mat! Abner takes a step backwards and waves Arby back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Arby is rocked!
Abner tries a low kick but Arby avoids it.
Oh Arby is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Arby closes the distance and clinches up with Abner, looking for a takedown. Arby pushes Abner against the cage but Abner circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Arby seems to have got his legs back now.
Arby shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Abner as he jumps to the side.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Abner misses with a low kick as Arby jumps back.
Uncle Abner seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Abner lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Arby circles away quickly and effectively.
Arby blocks the body kick.
Abner tries a head kick but it misses.
Abner keeps Arby at a distance using the push kick. #T2#
Abner lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Arby can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Abner and Arby drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Abner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Uncle Abner!
An out of breath and clearly excited Uncle Abner thanked Glomco Nutrition for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: DC 53: Thorn vs Licht     
Date:   May 20, 2023
#R1#
Abner throws an overhand right that lands on Havran's shoulder, as Havran tries to avoid the shot.
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Havran misses with a shot to the body
and Abner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#It looks like Gabriel Havran has been cut.
Nice cross by Havran.#CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Havran connects with the punch.
Havran throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Abner to counter with a crisp jab.
We've been told by Havran's head coaches at Brloh that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Abner throws a head kick that Havran semi-blocks.
Havran misses with a wild body shot.
Abner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Abner drops his hands momentarily and Havran takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Abner takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Abner moves out of range of the strikes.
Abner blocks a jab.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Havran engages and cracks Abner with a massive lead left hook - Abner tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Havran is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gabriel Havran!

 

Event: DC 44: Bollomard vs Dead 2     
Date:   Apr 16, 2023
#R1#
A slow jab from Skrzetuski misses its intended target.
Crunch! Skrzetuski slams his shin into Abner's torso.
Skrzetuski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Abner lands with a shot to the body.
Skrzetuski takes a swing at Abner's ribcage but misses.
Skrzetuski misses with a leg kick
and Abner counters with a nice kick to the body.
Skrzetuski looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Abner throws a counter combo.
Abner with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Abner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Abner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Abner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Skrzetuski pivots, looking for a leg kick but Abner is out of range and Skrzetuski settles back down.
Abner pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Skrzetuski back to the cage. Abner follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#CUT2#It looks like Jan Skrzetuski has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Skrzetuski misses with a body shot.
Skrzetuski misses with a low kick as Abner jumps back.
Abner throws a counter combo.
Skrzetuski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Abner moves out of range of the body kick.#T1#
Abner on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Abner shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Skrzetuski eats them both and turns towards Abner to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Skrzetuski throws a low kick, looking for Abner's leg but Abner calmly moves out of range.
Abner has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Abner there as he acknowledges the shot.#CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Abner lands with a slapping head kick. #CUT2#Jan Skrzetuski's cut is getting worse.
Abner throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Skrzetuski throws a leg kick that is checked
and Abner counters with a low kick, right behind Skrzetuski 's knee.
Skrzetuski is breathing heavily.
Abner buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Skrzetuski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Abner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Abner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Abner misses with a body shot.
Skrzetuski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Abner.
Abner blocks a head kick by Skrzetuski.
Abner takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Skrzetuski misses with a body punch
and Abner counters with a three punch combo that has Skrzetuski backing up. Skrzetuski nods at Abner to acknowledge the strikes.#T2#
Skrzetuski looks to score with a jab to the body but Abner is just out of range.#KD2#
Abner lands a left and a right that send Skrzetuski crashing to the mat, dazed. Abner thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#Skrzetuski is rocked!
Skrzetuski looks to land a left hand but Abner moved out of range nicely.
Skrzetuski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Abner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Skrzetuski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Skrzetuski is looking to wear down Abner with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Abner takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice body kick there by Skrzetuski.
Skrzetuski lands a jab to Abner's midsection.
Skrzetuski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Abner blocks a low kick nicely.
A shot to the body from Skrzetuski misses
and Abner counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#Jan Skrzetuski's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Skrzetuski throws a shot from downtown. Abner moves away and avoids it.
Abner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Skrzetuski moves away.
Jan Skrzetuski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Skrzetuski misses the shot to the body.
Skrzetuski misses with a body kick.#T3#
Abner blocks a head kick by Skrzetuski.
Abner throws a counter combo.
Skrzetuski thows a leg kick but Abner checks it
and Abner counters with a nice body kick.
Abner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Skrzetuski swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Abner lands with a shot to the body.
Abner misses with a head kick.
Skrzetuski blocks a head kick by Abner.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Skrzetuski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Abner manages to avoid it.
Abner looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Skrzetuski misses with a head kick.
Abner doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Abner looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Skrzetuski takes a swing at Abner's ribcage but misses.
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Skrzetuski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Abner.
Skrzetuski tries a low kick but Abner avoids it.
Abner blocks a leg kick.
Skrzetuski pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T4#
Skrzetuski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Skrzetuski takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CUT2#Jeez, Jan Skrzetuski's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Abner scores with a hook to the body. Skrzetuski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Abner connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jan Skrzetuski's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner made sure to mention his sponsor, Glomco Nutrition in his post fight interview.

 

Event: DC 32: HW Guest Appearance!     
Date:   Mar 04, 2023
#R1#
Real slips a straight right by Abner.
Real lands with a shot to the body.
Real lands a jab to the head. #CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Real.
A punch lands to the side of Abner 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A shot to the liver by Real. Beautiful body shot.
Abner takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Abner looks winded!
Real fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#KD#
Real lands a big uppercut and Abner crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Abner looks OK. Real waves Abner back to his feet!#ROC#Abner is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Real fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Abner is still on wobbly legs! Can Real finish him?
Abner walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Abner limp body while Real jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). DA Real!
A very excited looking DA Real rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: DC 24: Savisto vs Fezzik     
Date:   Feb 04, 2023
#R1#
Abner connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Batista momentarily.
Abner misses with a low kick.
Abner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Batista will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Batista moves away from the strike by Abner.
Batista tries to score a power double leg takedown but Abner sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Batista somewhat.
Abner stuffs the takedown attempt from Batista. Batista gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rock Batista. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick
and Batista counters with a one-two to the body.
Abner moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.#CUT2#It looks like Rock Batista has been cut.
Batista shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Abner as he avoids it easily. #KD2#
Abner lands a big head kick that sends Batista tumbling to the mat! Abner takes a step backwards and waves Batista back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Abner fails to land with a series of punches.
Abner displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Batista.
It seemed like Abner was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T1#
Batista shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Abner but Abner pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Batista shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Abner as he jumps to the side.
Abner stuns Batista with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Abner throws a leg kick that misses.
Batista will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Batista shoots in but Abner avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Batista misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Abner throws a head kick that misses.
Abner stuffs the takedown.
Abner lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Batista blocks a head kick by Abner. #T2#
Batista tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Abner swivels and escapes.
Batista tries to close the distance and clinch up but Abner swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Abner throws a nice looking combination but Batista bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Abner feints and then cracks Batista's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Batista down.
Abner tries a head kick but it misses. #CL#
Batista rushes Abner and presses him up against the cage.
Abner prevents a body shot from Batista.
With the fighters up against the cage, Abner throws an elbow but misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Batista is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Abner is defending well.
Batista tries to pull guard but Abner holds him up against the cage and eventually Batista drops back down to his feet.
Batista has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Abner after a bit of a struggle.
Batista throws an elbow that misses. #BC2#
Abner breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Batista wants to clinch up but Abner keeps it at a distance.
A combination from Abner does no damage. #T3#
Batista shoots in but Abner avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Batista fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Abner throws a leg kick but Batista sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Batista shoots in for a takedown but Abner shows good takedown defense.
Abner lands with a nice body punch.
Batista is trying hard to land a takedown here. Abner sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Abner jabs at Batista's body.
Batista looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Batista is breathing heavily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Abner. Batista shrugs it off though.
Rock Batista seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abner clobbers Batista with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A left lands for Abner.#T4#
Abner throws a head kick that misses.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Abner throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Batista slips under a jab.
Abner throws a shot to the body.
Batista tries to clinch up
and Abner counters with a right hand to the body.
Abner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Batista stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Abner bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Batista's head backwards.
Abner clobbers Batista with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Batista fails with a takedown attempt.
Abner misses with a body kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Uncle Abner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rock Batista's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Abner throws a sloppy head kick and Batista moves out of range easily. #CL#
Batista gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Abner breaks the clinch.
Batista ducks right into an uppercut from Abner.
Abner lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Abner misses with a looping right.
Batista closes this distance looking for a takedown but Abner circles away.
Abner misses with a jab, cross combination.
Batista attempts a counter takedown but Abner avoids it well and moves away.
Batista misses with a takedown #KD2#
and Abner counters with a crisp right hand that drops Batista! Abner lets Batista back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#Batista is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abner looks for the body kick but Batista saw that one coming.
Batista has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rock Batista. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Batista looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Abner is fending him off so far but Batista persists. Nope, Abner circles away and we're back to standing.
Abner appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Batista stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Abner.#T1#
Abner connects with a high kick. #CL#
Batista closes the distance and clinches.
Abner has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Batista is trying to pull guard but Abner has him pressed against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Abner.
Batista drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Abner gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Batista wants a takedown but no success here. #BC2#
Abner breaks the clinch.
Abner stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Abner wants it to stay on the feet.
Batista takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Abner misses the shot to the body.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick and Batista moves out of range easily.
Batista looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Abner lands a front kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Abner.#T2#
Batista changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Abner tries to avoid it but Batista manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Abner to the ground. Abner escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Batista tries to clinch but Abner moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abner lands a jab to Batista's midsection.
Abner stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Abner wants it to stay on the feet.#KD2#
Abner drops Batista with a beautiful combination! Batista stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Abner is looking for the KO!
Oh Batista is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Batista is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #KD2#
Abner feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Batista sprawling to the canvas! Batista rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Abner finish him?!
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Batista. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Batista tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Abner paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Batista misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Abner.
Batista drops his hands momentarily and Abner needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Batista just on the top of the head. Batista drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Batista - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner made sure to mention his sponsor, Glomco Nutrition in his post fight interview.
Rock Batista spoke after the fight, saying 'Don't worry I will be back!!'.

 

Event: DC 17: New Year, New Me     
Date:   Jan 01, 2023
#R1#
Power looks to land a body kick but Abner moved away.
Abner blocks a head kick by Power.
Abner misses with a double jab.
Abner moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Power scoring well with a low kick there.
Abner lands a front kick.
Power is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Abner.
A quick step to the side and Abner tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Power connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Abner throws a body punch but Power moves out of range.
Power throws a leg kick which misses Abner's front leg but catches the back leg as Abner tries to avoid it.
Power takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Power avoids the body shot from Abner.
Abner takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Abner throws a leg kick which misses Power's front leg but catches the back leg as Power tries to avoid it.
Power misses with a leg kick
letting Abner counter with a right hand.
Power throws a sloppy head kick and Abner moves out of range easily. #T1#
Abner rushes Power with punches - Power moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Power goes down! Abner follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Glomco Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: DC 5: Doncic vs Silva     
Date:   Nov 05, 2022
#R1#
Abner misses with a head kick.
Real throws a hook but Abner blocks it.
Abner is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Real with a body shot.
Real looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Abner misses with a hook. Real ducked under it nicely.
Real is looking to counter punch.
Abner throws a head kick but Real moves out of range.
Real slips a straight right by Abner.
Abner moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CUT2#It looks like DA Real has been cut.
Real fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Abner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Abner takes one to the side of the head. #CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Real scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#KD#
Real cracks Abner with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Abner looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Real finish him? #ROC#Abner is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Real fakes the body blow, causing Abner to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Abner goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). DA Real!
A less than humble DA Real misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: DC 1: Initiation     
Date:   Oct 08, 2022
#R1#
Abner tries a head kick but it misses.
Abner scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sinisterra doesn't seem bothered though.
Abner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sinisterra misses with a kick to the body.
Sinisterra uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Abner.
Sinisterra seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Abner needs to keep his hands up - Sinisterra had a free shot at his head there.
Abner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Abner feints and then cracks Sinisterra's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sinisterra down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Sinisterra.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Sinisterra buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sinisterra lands with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sinisterra thows a left - swing and a miss! #T1#
Sinisterra thows a body kick. Abner tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Sinisterra avoids the head kick by Abner.
Sinisterra avoids the head kick by Abner.
Sinisterra scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Abner.
Sinisterra throws a series of punches but Abner avoids them all with ease.
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sinisterra avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Abner scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Abner with a nice calf kick.
Abner throws a series of punches but Sinisterra moves out of range.
Sinisterra appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Sinisterra throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #KD2#
and Abner counters with a crisp one two that drops Sinisterra! Abner thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Sinisterra to his feet! Sinisterra is in big trouble!#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sinisterra blocks a leg kick.
Sinisterra swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've been told by Sinisterra's head coaches at Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Sinisterra lands a really nice looking cross but Abner seems unphased.
Sinisterra looks to throw the jab but Abner is out of range.
Abner connects with a right hand. Sinisterra shakes it off.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick and Sinisterra moves out of range easily.
Sinisterra lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Abner throws a right and a left that both miss.
Abner missing with a left hand there. Sinisterra was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Abner throws a leg kick that is checked
and Sinisterra counters with a two punch combo.
Abner misses with a head kick.
It looked like Sinisterra wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Abner throws a left and a right that both miss
and Sinisterra counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sinisterra swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T3#
Abner misses with a double jab.
Sinisterra lands a jab to the nose.
Abner has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sinisterra finds it's way round the side to connect with Abner's head.
Abner changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Uncle Abner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sinisterra takes a swing at Abner's ribcage but misses.
Sinisterra blocks a head kick by Abner.
Abner tries a head kick but it misses.
Sinisterra was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Abner connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sinisterra. Sinisterra circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Abner misses with a body shot.
Sinisterra displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Sinisterra dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T4#
Abner looks to score with a jab to the body but Sinisterra is just out of range.
Sinisterra is looking for a counter combo.
Abner jabs at Sinisterra's body.
Abner rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sinisterra moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sinisterra throwing a counter right hand but Abner manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abner. Sinisterra does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sinisterra looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Sinisterra. Those never looked like landing.
Abner throws a sloppy body shot
and Sinisterra counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Abner throws a series of punches but Sinisterra avoids them all with ease.
Sinisterra is looking for a counter combo.
Abner dodges the punch combination from Sinisterra.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Abner swinging wildly here.
Sinisterra went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Uncle Abner will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Uncle Abner's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Sinisterra lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Abner at a distance.
Abner looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Abner misses with a body shot.
Abner throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A combination from Sinisterra does no damage.
Good leg kick by Sinisterra.
Abner lands a nice looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sinisterra was well out of range. Poor timing from Abner.
Abner lands with a nice body punch.
Abner misses with a few strikes there.
Abner slips a straight right by Sinisterra.#T1#
Sinisterra tests Abner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Abner throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice shot lands for Sinisterra.
Sinisterra swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Abner lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sinisterra lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Sinisterra.
Sinisterra throws a series of punches but Abner avoids them all with ease.
Abner throws a leg kick
and Sinisterra counters with a slapping leg kick.
A head kick by Abner misses
and Sinisterra counters with a two punch combo.
Abner gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sinisterra misses with a hook.#T2#
Abner throws a quick inside leg kick.
Abner looks to score with a jab to the body but Sinisterra is just out of range.
Abner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sinisterra takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Abner throws a big shot that misses.
Sinisterra throws a series of punches but Abner moves out of range.
Sinisterra smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sinisterra feints and then cracks Abner's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Abner down.
Abner looks to land a left hand but Sinisterra moved out of range nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Sinisterra misses the target.
Abner is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Sinisterra rather than just go for the knockout.
Abner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sinisterra uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Abner.
Abner throws a head kick that misses. #T3#
Abner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sinisterra counters with a three punch combo that has Abner backing up. Abner nods at Sinisterra to acknowledge the strikes.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Abner misses with a double jab
and Sinisterra counters with a one-two to the body.
Abner is breathing heavily.
Abner misses with a lunging right hand
and Sinisterra counters with a stiff right hand.
Abner takes one to the chin there.
Abner avoids a kick to the body.
Abner is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Sinisterra.
Abner fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sinisterra has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Abner throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sinisterra throws a nice looking combination but Abner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sinisterra lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T4#
Sinisterra misses with a looping right.
Abner throws a hook to the side of Sinisterra's head but Sinisterra sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Abner throws a head kick but Sinisterra moves out of range.
Abner connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sinisterra momentarily.
Both fighters circling a little - Sinisterra finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Sinisterra misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Abner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sinisterra was well out of range. Poor timing from Abner.
Abner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sinisterra swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Abner tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice uppercut there from Sinisterra.
Abner gets cracked there but stands up to it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Luis Sinisterra dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Abner's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Abner jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Abner lands with a slapping head kick.
Sinisterra fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sinisterra throws a jab when Abner was well out of range.
Sinisterra with the inside leg kick.
Sinisterra swings widly with a right hand
and Abner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Luis Sinisterra is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sinisterra rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Abner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sinisterra throws a series of punches but Abner avoids them all with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sinisterra moves away.
Sinisterra seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Abner misses with a kick to the body.
Abner throws a lazy head kick
letting Sinisterra counter with a right hand.
Abner throws a leg kick but Sinisterra sees it coming and moves out of range. #T1#
Sinisterra blocks a head kick by Abner.
Abner throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sinisterra fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Sinisterra lets loose with a powerful body kick. Abner will feel that in the morning.
Sinisterra avoids a kick to the body.
Abner swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Sinisterra counters with a stiff right hand.
Sinisterra lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Abner lands a right hook to the body.
Abner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Abner takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sinisterra fakes the leg kick and cracks Abner in the body.
Sinisterra misses with an uppercut. #T2#
Abner throws a head kick that misses.
It looked like Sinisterra wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sloppy strikes from Abner. Those never looked like landing.
Abner throws an off balance right hand
and Sinisterra counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sinisterra scores with a crisp jab that stopped Abner in his tracks.
Sinisterra with a hook.
Abner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sinisterra went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Abner looks to land a combination but Sinisterra avoids it well.
A swing and a miss from Abner.
A jab lands there for Sinisterra.
Sinisterra darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Abner looks for the body kick but Sinisterra saw that one coming. #T3#
Sinisterra feints a jab promting Abner to slip. Sinisterra then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Abner slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Abner throws a right and a left that Sinisterra avoids nicely.
Abner slips a jab and a cross from Sinisterra.
Abner comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sinisterra blocks a head kick by Abner.
Sinisterra defending well as Abner loads up on a big left hand.
Sinisterra avoids the body shot from Abner.
Abner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sinisterra throws a hook but Abner avoids it easily.
Abner throws a body punch but Sinisterra moves out of range.
Sinisterra went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Abner throws a head kick but Sinisterra moves out of range. #T4#
Sinisterra will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sinisterra misses the jab.
Abner flicks out a counter leg kick but Sinisterra steps away.
Sinisterra lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sinisterra avoids a kick to the body.
Sinisterra misses with a looping left.
Abner keeps Sinisterra at a distance using the push kick.
Sinisterra blocks a head kick by Abner.
Abner showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sinisterra.
A jab from Sinisterra misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Luis Sinisterra showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sinisterra has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Luis Sinisterra!

A very excited looking Luis Sinisterra made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: DMMA 139 Hightower vs Zhdanov     
Date:   Sep 11, 2022
#R1#
Abner throws a low kick, looking for Fury's leg but Fury calmly moves out of range.
Fury lands a two punch combo. #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fury.
Abner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fury blocks a head kick by Abner.
Abner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fury misses with a wild body shot.
Abner swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Fury counter with a right hand.
A jab lands there for Fury.
Fury thows a left - swing and a miss! #KD2#
Fury cracks Abner with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Fury has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Abner to stand back up!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right followed by a crushing left from Fury knocks Abner out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). James Fury!
James Fury very nearly forgot to thank 88 Fight Club Clothing $50-$100 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: DMMA 129 Hurry Vs Durand     
Date:   Aug 07, 2022
#R1#
Abner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abner. Billingsly does a little dance to reset his feet.
Abner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Abner throws a head kick that misses.
Billingsly let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Abner throws a nice looking combination but Billingsly bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Abner cracks Billingsly with a right hand to the side of the head.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick and Billingsly moves out of range easily.
Billingsly is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Abner with a body shot.
Billingsly throws a series of punches but Abner avoids them all with ease.
Abner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Billingsly misses with a combination
and Abner counters with a one-two to the body.
Billingsly scores with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abner's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Billingsly connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Abner scrambles back to his feet.
Chad Billingsly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Billingsly clinches up against the cage.
Abner struggles to land a body shot inside as Billingsly controls his hands.
Abner is trying to break the clinch but Billingsly is controlling him.#T1#
Billingsly fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Billingsly.
Abner can't break the clinch.
Billingsly can't find room to land a body shot as Abner controls the action.
Billingsly scores with a shoulder strike. #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Billingsly scores with a nice hook to the head.
A body shot lands from Billingsly.
Abner is breathing heavily.
Billingsly lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Abner backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Billingsly.
Abner's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Billingsly scores with a shot to the side of Abner's head.
Abner misses with a punch on the inside.
Billingsly just leaning against Abner, taking a breather.
A short right from Billingsly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Abner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Billingsly leaning against his opponent.
Billingsly working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Billingsly makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC#
Abner breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T2#
Billingsly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Abner swings away with a body shot that misses
and Billingsly counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Abner throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Billingsly makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Abner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Billingsly ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Abner throws a head kick that misses
and Billingsly counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Billingsly connects with a body shot.
Billingsly scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.
Billingsly changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Billingsly throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Billingsly.
Billingsly lands a glancing blow to the side of Abner's head.
Billingsly digs a good body shot into Abner's ribs.
Billingsly scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#T3#
Billingsly lands with a shot to the body. #KD2#
Billingsly sends Abner crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Billingsly is motioning to the referee to let Abner up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#Abner is rocked!
Billingsly cracks Abner on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Abner falls backwards against the cage. Billingsly follows up with more strikes that drop Abner to his knees. Billingsly keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Abner! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chad Billingsly!
Chad Billingsly really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Dick Dolla Douchebag logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: DMMA 120 Kofel vs Risin     
Date:   Jul 09, 2022
#R1#
Abner misses with a hook.
Silva drops down looking for a counter takedown but Abner sprawls and moves away.
Abner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #CL#
Silva has closed the distance and engaged Abner in a clinch.
Abner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Abner can't find room to land a body shot as Silva controls the action. #TD#
Silva successfully pulls guard.
Abner preventing the sweep.
Abner wants to control from the top but Silva keeps moving.
Abner must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Silva manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Abner manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Silva drops back looking for a leg! Abner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abner manages to kick Silva off! Silva jumps back into Abner's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Abner can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Silva controls the pace.#T1#
Silva wants to pass the guard but Abner is keeping the position.
Silva is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Abner wants to stand and escape but Silva is having none of it.
Silva wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Abner looking for a sweep. Not yet Abner, not yet.
Silva wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Silva stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Abner swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Abner pulls Silva in close to prevent any damage.
Silva trying to control the position from guard on top but Abner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Abner throwing strikes off his back to little effect. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Silva blocks a head kick by Abner.
Abner scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#CL#
Silva closes the distance and clinches.
Abner wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#BC2#
Abner breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Danga de danga de dang - Abner scores with a four punch combination!#CUT2#It looks like Jurumin Silva has been cut.#CL#
Silva clinches with his opponent. #BC2#
Abner breaks the clinch. #T3#
Silva tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Abner looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Abner.
Silva checks the leg kick nicely there.
Abner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Silva was well out of range. Poor timing from Abner.
Silva attempts a counter takedown but Abner avoids it well and moves away.#TD#
Silva manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Abner on his heels. He'll look to pass Abner's guard now, I'm sure.
Abner throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Abner being controlled here, momentarily.
Silva wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving. #T4#
Abner wants to get back to his feet but Silva is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Silva wants to control from the top but Abner keeps moving.
Silva prevents Abner from getting back to his feet. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Abner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Silva.
Silva avoids the head kick by Abner.
Abner fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Silva on the side of the head.
A head kick from Abner lands but Silva takes it in his stride. #CL#
Silva closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silva fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Silva lands a body shot in the clinch.
Abner being controlled against the cage.
Silva has a couple of punches blocked by Abner.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Uncle Abner will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jurumin Silva's cut.
That's time! Silva's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2##CL#
Silva moves into the clinch.
Abner wants to break the clinch but can't.
Silva misses with a punch on the inside.
Abner stalling in the clinch.
Silva lands a shot to the body.
Abner wants to break free but Silva has control.
Abner is trying to break the clinch but Silva is controlling him.
Silva tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Abner throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Silva working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner wants to get back to striking at distance but Silva won't allow it.
Abner looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC2#
Abner pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A cross from Abner lands.#T1#
Abner misses with a head kick.
We've been informed that Abner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Silva tries to clinch up.
A countering left hand to the body from Abner misses.
Abner swats away the attempt to clinch by Silva.
Jurumin Silva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Silva moves into range and clinches up with Abner.
Silva misses with a body punch.
Abner is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#BC2#
Abner breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Silva gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Abner lands a body shot in the clinch.
Silva misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Silva lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Silva taking a break, stalling in the clinch. #T2##TD#
Silva jumps guard and drags Abner to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SU2#
Abner stands up from guard. Let's bang! #TD#
Silva feints and as Abner raises his hands in defense, Silva changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Silva drops back looking for a leg! Abner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abner manages to kick Silva off! Silva jumps back into Abner's guard.
Silva stopping the sweep attempt from Abner.
Silva trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Silva drops back looking for a leg! Abner is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Abner manages to kick Silva off! Silva jumps back into Abner's guard.
Abner keeping full guard, as Silva tries to pass. #T3#
Abner looking to control.
Abner keeping moving, preventing Silva from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Silva thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Silva trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Silva won't allow Abner to get back to his feet. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Silva is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Silva throws a big elbow that misses.
Silva slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB#
Silva is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Abner knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Silva is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Abner is trying to escape and Silva transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Abner is forced to tap! Nice work there by Silva! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jurumin Silva!
Jurumin Silva took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Tengelü Hekite for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: DMMA 110 Wife vs Zhikova     
Date:   Jun 03, 2022
#R1#
Harrisburg throws a hook to the side of Abner's head but Abner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Abner thinks about countering with a head kick.
Harrisburg swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Abner.
A jab lands there for Harrisburg.#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner avoids the body shot from Harrisburg.
Abner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab lands there for Harrisburg.
Harrisburg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Harrisburg connects with a good right hand that stumbles Abner. Abner circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Harrisburg throws a hook to the side of Abner's head but Abner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fighters circle momentarily. Harrisburg darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Abner ducks under a wild hook from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg throws out a loose jab but Abner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abner is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Abner lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Harrisburg circles away quickly and effectively.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A solid body kick from Abner.
Abner misses with a straight left.
Harrisburg tries to counter by closing the distance.
Harrisburg takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Abner moves out of range as Harrisburg strikes.
Abner quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Abner throws a half hearted mid kick.
Uncle Abner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Harrisburg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Abner sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A bone on bone clash there as Abner blocks the leg kick.
A quick step to the side and Abner tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Abner takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Abner keeps Harrisburg at a distance using the push kick.
A combination from Harrisburg does no damage.
Harrisburg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Harrisburg throws a right hand that misses
and Abner connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Harrisburg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Abner was well out of range. Poor timing from Harrisburg.
It looked like Abner was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Harrisburg.
Abner explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Abner throws a combination that misses
and Harrisburg connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Abner lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Harrisburg throws a nice looking combination but Abner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Abner lands a leg kick that knocks Harrisburg off balance momentarily.
Harrisburg misses with an uppercut. Abner saw that one coming.
Abner on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Abner moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#T2#
Harrisburg digs a good body shot into Abner's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Harrisburg lands an impressive looking overhand right. Abner doesn't seem phased though.
Harrisburg tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Abner lands a nice leg kick that just misses Harrisburg's sensitive parts.
Harrisburg is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Abner.
Abner looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Abner moves out of range of the body kick from Harrisburg.
Abner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Abner misses with a series of wild punches.
Harrisburg fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Harrisburg throws a shot to the body.
Harrisburg throws a lazy right hand but Abner sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Abner thows a left - swing and a miss!
Harrisburg punishes Abner's body with a nice straight punch.
Abner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harrisburg throws a hook but Abner avoids it easily.#T3#
Harrisburg misses with a combination
and Abner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Abner swinging wildly here.
Harrisburg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Harrisburg lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Abner tries a head kick but it misses.
Abner ducks under a wild hook from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg missing with a left hand there. Abner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Harrisburg is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Abner had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Abner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Abner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Harrisburg connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Harrisburg throws a nice looking combination but Abner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Abner is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Harrisburg tries to bum rush Abner with a series of wild strikes but Abner uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Harrisburg waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Abner.
Harrisburg swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Abner counters with a one-two to the body. #CUT#It looks like Brock Harrisburg has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abner looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T4#
Abner lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Abner throws a big shot that misses.
Abner throws an off balance right hand
and Harrisburg counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Abner slips under a jab.
Abner bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Abner slips a jab and a cross from Harrisburg.
Abner misses with a wild body shot.
Abner misses with a body kick.
Abner misses with a body shot.
Harrisburg looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Harrisburg misses with a hook.
It looked like Abner was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Harrisburg.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick and Harrisburg moves out of range easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Harrisburg scores with the left hand. Abner knows he should have avoided that one.
Harrisburg throws a nice looking combination but Abner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Harrisburg throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Abner counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A slow jab from Harrisburg misses its intended target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Brock Harrisburg will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Harrisburg throws a series of punches but Abner moves out of range.
Abner throws a shot from downtown. Harrisburg moves away and avoids it.
Abner fails to land with a series of punches.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Harrisburg.
Abner uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Abner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harrisburg moves out of range of the body kick.
Harrisburg takes a swing at Abner's ribcage but misses.
A head kick from Abner lands but Harrisburg takes it in his stride.
A right-left combo lands from Abner.
Harrisburg throws a body punch but Abner moves out of range.
Abner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Harrisburg looks to land a left hand but Abner moved out of range nicely.
It looked like Abner was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Abner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Harrisburg throws out the jab.
Harrisburg misses with a hook. Abner ducked under it nicely. #T1#
Harrisburg uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Harrisburg jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Harrisburg throws a big shot that misses.
Harrisburg connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Abner's hands.
Harrisburg rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Abner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Harrisburg connects with a body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Harrisburg. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Harrisburg.
Abner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Harrisburg throws out the jab.
Harrisburg might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Abner throws a right hand that Harrisburg ducks under and follows up with a left that Harrisburg also avoids with ease.
Harrisburg uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Abner.
Uncle Abner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Abner throws a lazy right hand but Harrisburg sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Harrisburg lands with a straight right. Abner didn't see that one coming.
Harrisburg lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
This has been an exciting period of action!
That kick from Harrisburg tenderised Abner's leg. Abner is trying to keep his angry face on.
Abner blocks a jab.
Harrisburg lands a slapping body shot. #T2#
Abner checks a leg kick.
Abner appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Abner has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg lands with an overhand left.
Harrisburg misses with a leg kick
and Abner counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harrisburg. Abner does a little dance to reset his feet.
As Harrisburg looks to move away, Abner throws a big counter combo but Harrisburg just gets out of the way.
Harrisburg takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Harrisburg doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Abner.
Abner lands with a nice body kick.
Harrisburg is breathing heavily.
Danga de danga de dang - Abner scores with a four punch combination!
Harrisburg throws a leg kick but Abner sees it coming and moves out of range.
Abner slips a jab and a cross from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Abner.
Abner walks into a left hand.
Harrisburg throws an overhand right that lands on Abner's shoulder, as Abner tries to avoid the shot.
Abner swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T3#
Abner scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Harrisburg doesn't seem bothered though.
Abner misses with a wild combination.
Abner cracks a nice hook into Harrisburg's ribs.
Abner feints and then cracks Harrisburg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Harrisburg down.
Abner lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Harrisburg throws out a loose jab but Abner uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Some bone on bone action there as Abner checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Abner appears to be looking for a big counter.
A head kick misses from Abner.
Abner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Harrisburg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice shot lands for Harrisburg.#T4#
Abner walks into a left hand.
Abner lands a jab to Harrisburg's midsection.
Abner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Harrisburg.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abner scores with a jab to the body.
Abner uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harrisburg.
Abner throwing a counter right hand but Harrisburg manages to avoid it.
Harrisburg walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Brock Harrisburg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harrisburg throws a big shot that misses.
Harrisburg avoids the body shot from Abner.
Brock Harrisburg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Abner slips a jab from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg swings widly with a right hand
and Abner counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Abner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Harrisburg.
Abner ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Harrisburg swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Abner counters with a nice uppercut.
Abner lands a front kick.
Abner lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Uncle Abner will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Abner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Nice shot by Abner.
Harrisburg fails to land with a series of punches.
Abner takes a swing at Harrisburg's ribcage but misses.
Abner looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Harrisburg throws an off balance right hand
and Abner counters with a solid body kick.
Abner misses with a combination
and Harrisburg counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Abner chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Abner throws a head kick that misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Abner.
Harrisburg misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the liver by Abner. Beautiful body shot.
Harrisburg avoids the body shot from Abner.
Abner throws a body punch but Harrisburg moves out of range.
Harrisburg's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A combination from Harrisburg does no damage.
Harrisburg takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick and Harrisburg moves out of range easily.
Despite the aggression on Harrisburg's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T1#
Abner lands with a nice combination. Harrisburg backs away looking to recover.
Harrisburg lands a nice shot that snaps Abner's head back.
Harrisburg drops his hands momentarily and Abner takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Abner ducks under a wild hook from Harrisburg.
A lazy left from Harrisburg finds it's target.
Harrisburg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Abner sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Abner is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Harrisburg pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Harrisburg throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Abner counter with a right hand.
Abner with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Harrisburg to score with a decent uppercut.
Harrisburg misses with a straight left.
Some wild striking there from Abner.
Harrisburg takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Abner is looking to wear down Harrisburg with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abner throws a body shot but no joy.
Harrisburg has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Abner.#T2#
Abner swinging wildly here.
The fighters circle momentarily. Harrisburg darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Abner throws the kick towards the body but Harrisburg avoids it.
Abner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Harrisburg.
Abner thinks about countering with a body kick.
Abner darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Abner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Some wild striking there from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg throws a hook to the side of Abner's head but Abner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Abner went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Harrisburg scores with a body shot.
Abner throws a body kick that misses
and Harrisburg counters with a stiff right hand.
Abner ducks under a wild hook from Harrisburg.#T3#
Abner walks into a left hand.
Abner misses the body punch
and Harrisburg counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Harrisburg checks the leg kick nicely there.
Harrisburg throws a counter combo.
Abner throws a sloppy head kick and Harrisburg moves out of range easily.
Abner moves out of range as Harrisburg throws a body kick.
Abner gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Harrisburg.
Abner with the inside leg kick.
Abner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Harrisburg.
Abner looks to score with a jab to the body but Harrisburg is just out of range.
Harrisburg missing with a left hand there. Abner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Abner takes a jab right on the kisser.
Abner lands a leg kick that knocks Harrisburg off balance momentarily.
Abner connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Harrisburg missing with a left hand there. Abner was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Harrisburg throws a shot from downtown. Abner moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Abner was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.#T4#
Abner walks into a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abner ducks under a wild hook from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Abner checks it well.
Abner digs a good hook to Harrisburg's body.
Harrisburg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Abner.
You can see that Harrisburg has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Harrisburg looks to land a right hand but Abner moved out of range.
Harrisburg connects with the punch.
Some wild striking there from Harrisburg.
Harrisburg throws a lazy uppercut
and Abner counters with a one-two to the body.
Abner moves out of range as Harrisburg strikes.
Abner throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Harrisburg, as that shot connected.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Brock Harrisburg.
Well Harrisburg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29

The fight is ruled a draw!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 22, 2022
#R1#
Abner slips a straight right by Prix.
Prix misses the jab.
Prix swings widly with a right hand
and Abner counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Abner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Abner has knocked Prix down with a huge combo! Abner steps away and waves a wobbly Prix back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#Prix is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Cyrus Prix has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Prix thows a left - swing and a miss!
Prix fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Abner manages to avoid it.
Abner misses with a wild body shot.
Cyrus Prix seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abner punishes Prix's body with a nice straight punch.
Abner scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A shot to the body from Prix misses
and Abner counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Prix has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Uncle Abner!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Uncle Abner made sure he mentioned Glomco Nutrition , along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: ENIGMA 85     
Date:   Mar 20, 2022
#R1#
OcasioCortez connects with a crisp jab. #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
OcasioCortez cracks a nice hook into Abner's ribs.
Abner misses with a two punch combination.
OcasioCortez lands a jab.
Nice uppercut there from OcasioCortez.
OcasioCortez is looking to slow Abner down with leg kicks.
Abner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
OcasioCortez lands a nice hook to Abner's body. Abner takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
OcasioCortez cracks a nice hook into Abner's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
OcasioCortez scores with a nice body kick.
Abner throws a right hand that misses
and OcasioCortez counters with a stiff right hand.
OcasioCortez thuds his right hand into Abner's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
OcasioCortez misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Abner.
A nice leg kick lands there from OcasioCortez.
Abner moves out of range of the leg kick from OcasioCortez.
Abner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T1#
OcasioCortez punishes Abner's body with a nice straight punch.
A jab from OcasioCortez finds it's way through Abner's defenses.
Abner throws a right and a left that OcasioCortez avoids nicely.
OcasioCortez avoids the head kick by Abner.
OcasioCortez bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
OcasioCortez lands a jab to Abner's midsection.
OcasioCortez scores with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abner. OcasioCortez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Abner rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but OcasioCortez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Abner is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Abner slips a straight right by OcasioCortez.
Abner throws a left and a right that both miss #CL2#
and OcasioCortez counters by moving into the clinch.
OcasioCortez keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Abner's efforts to push away.
OcasioCortez throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Abner is breathing heavily.
OcasioCortez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Abner backwards. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
OcasioCortez lands a body punch in the clinch.
OcasioCortez lands a left hand. #CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.
OcasioCortez pushes off an throws an elbow but Abner leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
OcasioCortez throws an elbow but it misses.
OcasioCortez has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#BC2#
OcasioCortez manages to break the clinch.
OcasioCortez punishes Abner's body with a nice straight punch.
OcasioCortez lands a jab to Abner's midsection.
Decent striking displayed by OcasioCortez there.
Abner takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Abner chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before OcasioCortez can pounce on him.
OcasioCortez fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
OcasioCortez has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
OcasioCortez dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Alexandria OcasioCortez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
OcasioCortez lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #KD2#
OcasioCortez catches Abner napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Abner to the canvas! #ROC2#Abner is rocked!
OcasioCortez pushing down on Abner's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Oh Abner is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#T3##SUB2#
OcasioCortez is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Abner seems to have got his legs back now.
Abner trying to hold on to OcasioCortez's head to control him but OcasioCortez postures up.
Well, if OcasioCortez is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Abner wants to control but OcasioCortez is keeping busy and won't allow it.
OcasioCortez content to control rather than advance. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB2#
OcasioCortez seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB2#
OcasioCortez is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Abner wants to sweep but OcasioCortez has passed to side control!
OcasioCortez controlling from side mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Alexandria OcasioCortez dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Abner's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Jab, jab by OcasioCortez - just one landing.
OcasioCortez lands with a shot to the body.
Abner takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A head kick by Abner misses
and OcasioCortez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
OcasioCortez connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Abner momentarily.
OcasioCortez with the inside leg kick. #KD2#
OcasioCortez waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Abner. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Abner to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abner is looking to stand up but OcasioCortez isn't so interested in that idea.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
OcasioCortez is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T1#
Abner on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Abner tries to get out of the position.
OcasioCortez works a leg free and moves into half guard. #SUB2#
OcasioCortez is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB2#
OcasioCortez is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Abner doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time OcasioCortez.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
OcasioCortez controlling the action here.
OcasioCortez is looking to advance position but Abner won't allow it. #T3#
OcasioCortez sitting and controlling from the half guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Abner throws a head kick but OcasioCortez moves out of range.
Abner takes a swing at OcasioCortez's ribcage but misses.
OcasioCortez lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Abner throws a body kick that misses
and OcasioCortez makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
OcasioCortez thuds a left hand into Abner's body.
OcasioCortez avoids the head kick by Abner.
OcasioCortez lands with a cross. #CUT2#Jeez, Uncle Abner's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uncle Abner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alexandria OcasioCortez!
Alexandria OcasioCortez seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: ENIGMA 76     
Date:   Feb 13, 2022
#R1#
Simunic pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Uncle Abner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abner throws a jab but it's blocked by Simunic.
A combination from Abner does no damage.
Abner throws a combination that misses #KD2#
and Simunic counters with a nice right hand that sends Abner toppling to the canvas! Abner scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Simunic finish him?!#ROC2#Abner is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Simunic throws an uppercut from hell that sends Abner clean off his feet! He's out cold! Simunic stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Antun Simunic!
A relieved looking Antun Simunic thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: ENIGMA 63     
Date:   Dec 14, 2021
#R1#
Sloppy strikes from Abner. Those never looked like landing.
Antun Simunic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simunic misses with a kick to the body.
Abner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Simunic throws a sloppy body shot
and Abner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Abner throws a series of punches but Simunic avoids them all with ease.
A jab from Simunic finds it's way through Abner's defenses. #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Simunic.#CL2#
Simunic gets a clinch.
I was talking to Abner's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Simunic lands with a left to the head.
Abner takes a shot to the head.
Simunic scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Simunic.
Simunic lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC2#Abner is rocked!
Simunic pushes Abner against the cage. Simunic is working some dirty boxing. Simunic pushes off with a quick right hook! Abner goes down! Abner tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Simunic moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Antun Simunic!
A very excited looking Antun Simunic made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 22, 2021
#R1#
Abner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Abner lands with a thumping leg kick.
Britton throws a right hand that misses
and Abner counters with a left to the body.
Abner changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tel Britton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Britton is breathing heavily.#KD2#
Abner lands a big right hand that sends Britton crashing to the mat! Abner stays standing though and waves Britton back to his feet!#CUT2#It looks like Tel Britton has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abner scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Abner with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Britton is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Abner Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Britton is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Glomco Nutrition , into his post fight interview.
Tel Britton was interviewed post fight and said '...Next time.'.

 

Event: CMMA 176 Tavares v Watkins     
Date:   Oct 29, 2021
#R1#
Bonzela Franco takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.#TD2#
Bonzela Franco closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Abner's guard.
Bonzela Franco postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Abner wants to improve his position but instead Bonzela Franco has moved into half guard. #SUB2#
Abner is defending against the submission attempts here by Bonzela Franco.
Bonzela Franco is looking to advance position but Abner won't allow it.
Bonzela Franco sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Bonzela Franco has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#ES#
Abner kicks off Bonzela Franco and gets to his feet.
Abner throws a head kick but Bonzela Franco moves out of range. #T1#
Bonzela Franco has his takedown stuffed
and Abner counters with a stiff right hand.
Bonzela Franco misses with a takedown attempt
and Abner counters with a head kick. That will keep Bonzela Franco thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Bonzela Franco avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bonzela Franco stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Abner.
Bonzela Franco throws the kick towards the body but Abner avoids it.#TD2#
Bonzela Franco feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Bonzela Franco trying to control but Abner is working from the bottom.
Bonzela Franco won't allow Abner to sweep him here.
Bonzela Franco passes Abner's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Abner is doing well to control the position and prevent Bonzela Franco from advancing to side control.#T2#
Bonzela Franco prevents Abner from improving his position.
Bonzela Franco looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Abner is trying to escape back to his feet but Bonzela Franco uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Abner is not content to let Bonzela Franco control the position.
Abner struggling a bit here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bonzela Franco throws an elbow but Abner slips to the side and avoids it well.#T3#
Abner pushes Bonzela Franco away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bonzela Franco gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Abner takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Bonzela Franco cracks Abner with a big elbow.
Abner knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Bonzela Franco on the ground.
You can see the frustration on Abner's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bonzela Franco fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Abner tries to bench press Bonzela Franco off him but Bonzela Franco keeps the position.
Abner managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bonzela Franco.
Abner tries to escape but Bonzela Franco is in control.
A lull in the action here.
Abner taking a bit of punishment here - Bonzela Franco scoring with strikes. #T4#
Bonzela Franco is looking to take a break and control but Abner is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Abner is looking to regain half guard here but Bonzela Franco keeps moving and retains side control.
Abner struggling a bit here.
Bonzela Franco trying to control the action but Abner is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#SUB2#
Bonzela Franco is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Abner is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pedro Bonzela Franco will probably get the nod.
That's time! Abner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Bonzela Franco shoots in for a takedown but Abner shows good takedown defense. #TD2#
Bonzela Franco gets the takedown into side control.
Bonzela Franco advances to full mount.
Bonzela Franco won't let Abner get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Bonzela Franco can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Abner is looking to escape.
Bonzela Franco avoids the attempt from Abner to control.
Bonzela Franco throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Abner because Bonzela Franco loaded up on that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abner is squirming around, avoiding Bonzela Franco's attempts to control the action.
Pedro Bonzela Franco has got the better of the ground game so far.
Abner wants to get back to his feet.
Abner is wriggling around trying to escape. #T1#
Abner in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Bonzela Franco has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Abner is desperately trying to improve his position but Bonzela Franco has a good base and remains in mount.
Abner is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Bonzela Franco prevents Abner from getting the reversal.
Bonzela Franco putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Abner wants to control but Bonzela Franco is having none of it.
Bonzela Franco cracks Abner with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena. #CUT2#Jeez, Uncle Abner's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uncle Abner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Pedro Bonzela Franco!

 

Event: CMMA 162 Adils v Torvik     
Date:   Sep 25, 2021
#R1#
Klauss slips a straight right by Abner.
Klauss avoids the body shot from Abner.
Abner scores with a leg kick.
Abner connects with a leg kick.
Klauss throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Abner.
Klauss throws a right and a left that both miss.
Abner throws a head kick that misses.
Abner uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Klauss.
Abner throws a quick counter head kick but Klauss was just out of range.
A head kick misses from Abner.
Abner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klauss moves away.
Abner lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klauss misses with a straight right.
Klauss slips a jab and a cross from Abner.
Jan Klauss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klauss bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Abner's head backwards.#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner avoids a punch combination nicely. #T1#
Some wild striking there from Klauss.
Abner fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Klauss.
Abner slips under a jab.
Abner dodges the punch combination from Klauss.
Klauss feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Abners jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Klauss throws an off balance right hand
and Abner counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The crowd cheers as Abner lands an impressive looking overhand right. Klauss doesn't seem phased though.
Klauss swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Abner misses with a double jab.
Abner throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Klauss.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Klauss throws a series of punches but Abner moves out of range.
As Klauss looks to move away, Abner throws a big counter combo but Klauss just gets out of the way.#T2#
Klauss closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Klauss avoids the body shot from Abner.
Klauss throws a series of strikes that have Abner backpedaling. #ROC2#Abner is rocked!#CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.
Nice body punch from Abner.
A punch combination from Abner misses.
A combination from Abner does no damage.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Abner throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. #KD#
Oooooh!!! Abner has knocked Klauss down with a huge combo! Abner steps away and waves a wobbly Klauss back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC#Klauss is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Jan Klauss has been cut.
Klauss looks winded!
Abner changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Klauss is still on wobbly legs! Can Abner finish him?
A thudding body kick lands there by Abner!
Abner ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Abner lands with a big right hook that stumbles Klauss - he's out on his feet here! Abner follows up with another monster hook that separates Klauss from consciousness! Klauss falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Abner stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Uncle Abner!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Uncle Abner waved his t-shirt featuring Glomco Nutrition 's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: CMMA 149 Wright v Owens     
Date:   Aug 27, 2021
#R1#
Abner throws a head kick that misses.
A shot to the body from Ivanovs misses
enabling Abner to counter with a crisp jab.
Abner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ivanovs.
Abner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#CL2#
Ivanovs clinches.
Abner goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Abner pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ivanovs scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut! #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Ivanovs fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Abner is out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Abner.
Ivanovs blocks a head kick by Abner.
Ivanovs misses with a jab to the body
and Abner counters with a lovely shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abner loads up on a big right hand but Ivanovs slips the punch.
Ivanovs throws a body shot but no joy. #KD2#
Ivanovs drops Abner with a beautiful combination! Abner stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Ivanovs is looking for the KO!
Ivanovs tries to clinch but Abner is having none of it.
Abner looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ivanovs misses the body punch
and Abner counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Ivanovs misses the shot to the body.
Ivanovs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Abner manages to avoid it.
Abner lands a nice shot that snaps Ivanovs's head back.
A jab from Ivanovs finds it's way through Abner's defenses. #CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.
Abner with a hook.
Ivanovs's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Abner connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ivanovs scrambles back to his feet.
Ivanovs throws a head kick but Abner moves out of range.
Abner dodges the punch combination from Ivanovs.
Abner avoids the body shot from Ivanovs.
Abner misses with a series of wild punches.
Ivanovs rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #KD#
and Abner counters with a crisp one two that drops Ivanovs! Abner thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Ivanovs to his feet! Ivanovs is in big trouble!#ROC#Ivanovs is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abner ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Ivanovs out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Glomco Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: CMMA 140 Kanaani v Morrison     
Date:   Aug 06, 2021
#R1#
Abner throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Titty.#CUT2#It looks like Tit Titty has been cut.
Titty lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross. #CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Titty moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Titty connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Abner lands a right hook to the body.
Abner throws a nice outside leg kick. #KD2#
Abner lands a big head kick that sends Titty tumbling to the mat! Abner takes a step backwards and waves Titty back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Titty scores with a crisp jab that stopped Abner in his tracks.
Titty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A slow jab from Abner misses its intended target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Abner, as that shot connected. #ROC2#Titty is rocked!
Abner moves in close and cracks Titty with a massive right hand! Titty, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Abner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Glomco Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: CMMA XS1 Kaupens v Kushnirov     
Date:   Jul 10, 2021
#R1#
Abner looks to land a combination. Dawson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Abner throws a head kick but Dawson moves out of range.
Dawson blocks a head kick by Abner.
Dawson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Abner.
Dawson fails in his attempt to clinch.
It seemed like Abner was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dawson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dawson is breathing heavily.#KD2#
Abner lands a big head kick that sends Dawson tumbling to the mat! Abner takes a step backwards and waves Dawson back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Dawson is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abner batters Dawson with a massive right followed by a huge left! Dawson is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Abner lands a final crushing right hand to drop Dawson to the mat with a gruesome thud! Abner is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner made sure to mention his sponsor, Glomco Nutrition in his post fight interview.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 12, 2021
#R1#
Watts avoids the head kick by Abner.
Watts waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Abner.
Watts rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Abner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Watts.#CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.#KD#
Watts knocks Abner to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abner struggling a bit here.#SUB#
Watts working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Watts cracks Abner with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Abner is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Watts has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Abner bucks up and tries to throw Watts off but instead Watts has got his back!#SUB#
Watts has his arm under Abner's chin here. Game over son! Watts squeezes tightly and Abner is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Cole Watts!
A very excited looking Cole Watts rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: AWC 2021 Finals Rd 2 C     
Date:   Jun 02, 2021
#R1#
Dawson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Abner counters with a one-two to the body.
Dawson tries to clinch up
and Abner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dawson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Abner moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Abner scores with a punch to the head.
Abner tries a head kick but it misses.
Dawson is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Dawson throws a head kick that misses.
Abner throws a front kick that sends Dawson stumbling back into the cage.#TD2#
Dawson manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Abner on his heels. He'll look to pass Abner's guard now, I'm sure.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abner is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Dawson would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SU2#
Dawson gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #T1#
Abner lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dawson tries to close the distance and clinch but Abner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Abner is looking to counter with a body kick.
Dawson darts in trying to clinch
and Abner counters with a left and a right that stings Dawson.
Dawson tries to clinch but Abner is having none of it.
Dawson tries to clinch there but Abner circles away.
Dawson tries to clinch
and Abner counters with a stiff right hand.
Dawson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Abner paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dawson avoids the head kick by Abner.
Dawson tries to clinch
and Abner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Abner thuds his shin into the meat of Dawson's side.
Dawson takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dawson wants to clinch.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abner connects with a high kick.
Dawson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Abner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dawson tries to clinch up
letting Abner counter with a right hand.
Dawson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Abner paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL2#
Dawson gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC#
Abner breaks from the clinch.
Dawson looks to clinch
and Abner counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Uncle Abner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL2#
Dawson takes the fight into the clinch.
Abner tries to work over Dawson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dawson with an attempt at a knee that misses. #T3#
Dawson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty! #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Abner avoiding damage as Dawson throws knees to the body.
Abner on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #KD2#
Dawson drops Abner with a big knee straight up the middle! Abner is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! #CL2#
Dawson moves into the clinch.
Dawson tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #BC#
Abner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dawson blocks a head kick by Abner.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Abner is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dawson moves in looking to clinch but Abner pushes him off.
Dawson looks to clinch
and Abner counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dawson tries to clinch up but Abner circles away and keeps his distance.
Dawson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Abner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dawson moves in looking to clinch but Abner pushes him off.
Dawson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Abner sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Abner circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dawson tries to land a body kick
and Abner counters with a left and a right that stings Dawson. #T4#
A punch combination from Abner misses.
Abner circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dawson just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromAbner.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dawson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Abner chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Abner jabs at Dawson's body.
Dawson tries to clinch but Abner moves away
and Abner counters with a leg kick. #CL2#
Dawson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Abner, pushing him back against the cage.
Dawson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Abner.
Abner wants to break free but Dawson has control.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Abner is trying to push Dawson away but Dawson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dawson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Abner is defending well for now.
Abner is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Abner can't break the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Uncle Abner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Abner's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##CL2#
Dawson instigates a clinch.
Abner has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC#
Abner breaks from the clinch.
Abner circles away from the clinch attempt
and Abner counters with a head kick. #CL2#
Dawson rushes Abner and presses him up against the cage.
Dawson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Abner is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dawson can do to turn this around?
Abner is trying to break the clinch but Dawson has him pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Dawson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dawson tries to clinch but Abner is having none of it.
Abner is looking to counter with head kicks.
Uncle Abner is winning the standup battle so far.
Dawson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Abner counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jacko Dawson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Abner finds it's way through Dawson's defenses.
Abner checks a leg kick nicely.
Dawson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.#T1#
Dawson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Abner lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#CL2#
Dawson takes the fight into the clinch.
Abner is trying to force a seperation but Dawson has the dominant position.
Dawson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Abner has had enough of the clinch but Dawson keeps him there for the moment.
Abner managing to block the knees to the body from Dawson.
Dawson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dawson has a couple of punches blocked by Abner. #BC#
Abner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dawson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Abner paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Abner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dawson tries to counter by closing the distance.#CL2#
Abner tries to keep at a distance but Dawson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Abner is trying to break the clinch but Dawson is controlling him.#T2#
The referee calls for Dawson to work.
Dawson throws a knee to the head but misses.
A frustrated look appears on Abner's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC#
Abner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dawson closes the distance but Abner moves to the side
and Abner counters with a series of strikes. Dawson will be more careful next time no doubt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abner lands with a right hand.
Abner buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dawson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Abner appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dawson closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dawson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dawson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Abner.
Abner throws a combination. Dawson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.#T3#
Dawson is looking to clinch but Abner is avoiding it.
Abner connects with the punch.
Dawson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dawson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Abner lands a jab to Dawson's midsection.
Dawson wants to clinch up but Abner keeps it at a distance.
Abner scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dawson in his tracks.
Abner pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dawson back to the cage. Abner follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#CL2#
Dawson closes the distance and clinches.
Dawson tries to land a knee to the head but Abner blocks with his arms.
Dawson blocks a body shot from Abner.
Dawson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Abner.
Dawson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Abner is trying to push Dawson away but Dawson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#T4##BC2#
Dawson manages to break the clinch.
Dawson wants to clinch
and Abner counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dawson tries to clinch but Abner is having none of it.
Abner went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dawson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL2#
Dawson pushes Abner up against the cage in a clinch.
Abner is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dawson throws a head punch that misses.
Abner is trying to break the clinch but Dawson is controlling him.
Dawson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Abner is trying to break free.
Dawson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dawson tries to land a knee to the head but Abner blocks with his arms.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Uncle Abner dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Abner's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Dawson wants to clinch.
Dawson fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Dawson moves into the clinch.
Abner managing to block the knees to the body from Dawson.
Abner tries to break the clinch but Dawson is controlling the position.
Dawson tries to land knees in the clinch but Abner avoids the damage to the body.
Abner leaning his opponent against the cage.
Abner is trying to break free.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Abner.
Dawson misses with a knee to the head.
Dawson throws a punch but it's blocked by Abner.
Abner stalling the fight. #T1#
Dawson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Abner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #BC2#
Dawson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Abner lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dawson tries to close the distance and clinch but Abner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Abner is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Abner pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL2#
Dawson closes the distance and pushes Abner back into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Abner.
Dawson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Abner is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#BC2#
Dawson breaks from the clinch.
Dawson doesn't manage to clinch there - Abner circles away.
Abner lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dawson circles away quickly and effectively.#CL2#
Dawson clinches.
Dawson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Abner.
Dawson tries a knee to the head but Abner blocks it.
Abner working hard to break the clinch.#T2##BC#
Abner pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dawson moves to clinch but Abner breaks away
and Abner counters with a nice body shot.
Abner scores with a decent looking hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abner lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Dawson backs up against the cage. #CL2#
Dawson drives through and clinches with Abner against the cage.
Dawson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Abner avoids it.
Dawson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is getting worse.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dawson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Abner taking a breather.
Abner working hard to break the clinch.
Abner has had enough of the clinch but Dawson keeps him there for the moment.
Dawson misses with a knee to the head.
Abner takes a knee right on the jaw! #BC2#
Dawson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T3#
Dawson avoids the head kick by Abner.
Dawson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dawson misses with a double jab.
Dawson sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dawson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dawson tries to clinch but Abner is having none of it.
Abner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dawson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Abner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Abner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dawson.#CL2#
Dawson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dawson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jacko Dawson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Abner manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Dawson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Abner avoids it.#BC#
Abner breaks from the clinch. #T4#
Abner keeps the fight on the outside.
Dawson tries to close the distance and clinch but Abner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dawson fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Dawson moves into the clinch successfully.
Dawson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Abner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Abner avoids the elbow strike from Dawson, against the cage.
Abner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dawson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Abner is defending well for now.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Dawson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jacko Dawson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dawson tries a knee to the head but Abner blocks it.
Abner tries to break free but Dawson pushes him back against the cage.
Dawson avoids the elbow strike from Abner, against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jacko Dawson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Abner has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uncle Abner!

Uncle Abner really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Glomco Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: AWC 2021 Finals Rd 1 C     
Date:   May 15, 2021
#R1#
Kowalski fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Abner is looking for the big counter here.
Abner throws a leg kick that is checked#TD#
and Kowalski counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Kowalski has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Abner is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Kowalski lands a nice short elbow.
Kowalski has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Abner on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Kowalski lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Kowalski is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kowalski working Abner over with strikes.
Abner felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Kowalski is controlling the pace. #T1#
Abner has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kowalski is working away from the top position though.
Kowalski is pressing down on Abner's thigh, looking to free his foot. Abner is holding on for now.
Kowalski stalling.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kowalski looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Abner with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Abner on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Abner is trying to get back to full guard.
Kowalski controlling the action here.
Abner has hold of Kowalski's hands but Kowalski slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Kowalski working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #SUB#
Kowalski is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Abner is just riding it out for now. Kowalski eventually gives up the hold.
Abner pushes Kowalski off looking to stand but Kowalski dives back in and keeps control. #T3#
Kowalski stalling. #SUB#
Kowalski is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Abner has managed to free his arm - good work.
Kowalski lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #SUB2#
Abner looking for submissions off his back.
Nice strikes from Kowalski there.
Kowalski controlling the action here.#T4#
Abner on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #CUT#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Kowalski seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #CUT#That has opened up Uncle Abner's cut even more.
Abner tries to get to full guard but Kowalski has control of the leg.
Kowalski scores with a big shot! Abner's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Abner! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Kowalski!
Peter Kowalski took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, MKFC for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: AWC Group A - Rd 5     
Date:   Apr 27, 2021
#R1#
Kowalski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Abner.
Kowalski with the counter takedown but Abner avoids it easily.
Abner scores with a hook to the body. Kowalski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #TD2#
Abner gets caught flat footed, as Kowalski shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Abner is wriggling around but Kowalski manages to pass to half guard. #REVR#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kowalski connects with a nice short shot to Abner's temple.
Kowalski takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Abner pushes Kowalski off looking to stand but Kowalski dives back in and keeps control.
Kowalski controlling the action here.
Abner tries to kick Kowalski off but Kowalski keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Abner on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Kowalski drops an elbow to the side of Abner's head. #T1##SUB2#
Kowalski is looking for a kimura but Abner is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Kowalski to get the leverage.
Kowalski seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Kowalski has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kowalski takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Kowalski lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kowalski wants to pass to mount but Abner is defending the position.
Kowalski passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Abner!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Kowalski cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers! #ROC2#Abner is rocked!#CUT2#Uncle Abner's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uncle Abner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Peter Kowalski!
Peter Kowalski made sure to mention his sponsor, MKFC in his post fight interview.

 

Event: AWC Group A - Rd 4     
Date:   Apr 09, 2021
#R1#
Abner misses with a wild body shot. #TD#
Suarez looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Abner is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #SUB#
Suarez drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Suarez seems to have locked his on tight now - Abner screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Suarez, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Felix Suarez!
A victorious Felix Suarez thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: AWC Group A - Rd 3     
Date:   Mar 22, 2021
#R1#
Abner slips a straight right by Schlesien.
Abner throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Schlesien looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Abner slips under a jab from Schlesien.
Abner connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Abner throws a right hand that Schlesien ducks under and follows up with a left that Schlesien also avoids with ease.
Abner throws a nice head kick!
Schlesien tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Abner jabs Schlesien to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Abner misses with a few strikes there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlesien throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abner. Schlesien does a little dance to reset his feet.
As Abner backs off Schlesien throws a huge counter combo but Abner manages to avoid it all.
Abner throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slow jab from Schlesien misses its intended target. #T1#
Nice uppercut lands for Abner. That snapped Schlesien's head back.
Abner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Schlesien misses the jab.
Abner scores with a push kick.
Abner checks a leg kick nicely.
Schlesien just misses with a punch to the body.
A left lands for Abner.
Abner throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Abner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlesien.
Abner avoids a punch combination nicely.
Uncle Abner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlesien takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #T2#
Abner scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Abner misses with a wild combination.
Abner scores with a head kick. Schlesien tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Schlesien waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Abner.
Abner thumps Schlesien with a low kick.
Schlesien throws a shot to the body.
Abner with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Schlesien to score with a decent uppercut.#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
A low kick from Abner misses
and Abner takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T3#
Abner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Abner defending well as Schlesien loads up on a big left hand.
Schlesien throws a jab when Abner was well out of range.
It looked like Abner was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Abner dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Abner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlesien was well out of range. Poor timing from Abner.
Schlesien showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Abner.
Schlesien lands with an uppercut that bounces Abner off the cage and back into range.
Schlesien swings for the body but Abner moves out of range.
Schlesien lands with a good body shot.
Abner looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Abner is breathing heavily.#T4#
Abner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Abner bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Abner swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Schlesien ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#CL2#
Abner gets tackled into the cage by Schlesien. Schlesien maintains the clinch. #TD2#
Schlesien manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Schlesien had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Abner defends it easily.
Schlesien managing to control the position. #SUB2#
Schlesien pushes a forearm under Abner's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Abner is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Huber Schlesien!
A less than humble Huber Schlesien misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: AWC Group A - Rd 2     
Date:   Mar 04, 2021
#R1#
Abner throws a two punch combo that lands nicely. #CL2#
Bautista has taken the fight to the clinch.
Abner has had enough of the clinch but Bautista keeps him there for the moment.
Abner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bautista fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Abner's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Abner with an attempt at a knee that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bautista creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.
Bautista throws a head punch that misses.
Abner can't break the clinch.
Abner is looking to break free of the clinch but Bautista has double underhooks.
Abner blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bautista scores with a hook to the body.
Bautista lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Abner is breathing heavily.
Bautista lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bautista lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bautista.
Bautista lands a body punch.
Bautista looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bautista scores with a shot to the side of Abner's head.
Abner's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T1#
A right handed body shot lands from Bautista.
Bautista lands a right hand.
Bautista scores with a shot to the side of Abner's head.
I was talking to Abner's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bautista lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bautista. #KD2#
Bautista drops Abner onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Abner is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#Abner is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bautista creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Abner with a big uppercut! Abner tries to clinch up but Bautista pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Abner to the mat! Abner covers up and Bautista unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Drax Bautista!
Drax Bautista bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: NC Inter Alliance - R1     
Date:   Jan 30, 2021
#R1#
Kurschmann misses with a takedown attempt - Abner sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Kurschmann misses with a takedown #KD#
and Abner counters with a crisp one two that drops Kurschmann! Abner thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Kurschmann to his feet! Kurschmann is in big trouble!
Abner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Abner swings for the body but Kurschmann moves out of range.
Abner stuffs the takedown.
Abner appears to be looking for a big counter.
Uncle Abner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Kurschmann.
Abner stuffs the takedown.
Abner throws a head kick but Kurschmann moves out of range.
Kurschmann will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kurschmann shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Abner pinned against the cage. Abner gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kurschmann has his takedown stuffed
and Abner counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kurschmann looks winded!
Abner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Abner looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Abner backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Kurschmann's temple! It sends Kurschmann violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Abner celebrates and the doctors try to help Kurschmann!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Uncle Abner!
Uncle Abner really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Glomco Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: AWC Fighter Trials V     
Date:   Jan 20, 2021
#R1#
Bautista swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bautista lands a lovely overhand right.#CUT2#It looks like Uncle Abner has been cut.#CL2#
Bautista moves into the clinch.
Bautista lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Abner backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Bautista fails to land.
Bautista swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bautista lands a right hand.
Bautista lands a nice shot to the body.
Abner tries to pull guard but Bautista holds him up against the cage and eventually Abner drops back down to his feet.
Abner wants a takedown. #TD#
Abner jumps guard and drags Bautista to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Abner keeping moving, preventing Bautista from controlling successfully.
Bautista slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #ES#
Abner pushes Bautista off and scrambles back to his feet. #T1##CL2#
Bautista clinches up with Abner and pushes him back against the cage.
Bautista lands a left hand.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bautista as Abner tries to tie him up.
Abner taking a breather.
Abner prevents a body shot from Bautista.
Abner takes a shot to the head.
Good body shot from Bautista.
Bautista lands a right hand that snaps the head of Abner backwards.
Abner is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bautista to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Uncle Abner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bautista throws a punch but it's blocked by Abner.
Bautista misses with a body punch.
Bautista throws a punch but it's blocked by Abner. #T2#
Bautista misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bautista creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bautista working aggressively here.
Bautista misses with a hook to the ribs.
Abner blocks an uppercut.
Bautista avoids the elbow strike from Abner, against the cage.
Bautista lands with a short shot to the head.
Bautista misses with some punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bautista.
Abner wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bautista lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Abner drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bautista pulls his leg out and moves away.
Abner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Abner shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bautista but Bautista pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A countering left hand to the body from Bautista misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Drax Bautista comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bautista has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 9:10
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 9:10
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Drax Bautista!

Drax Bautista tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

 
 
 
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