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Event:
GDL 125: Biden VS Anderson
Date: Oct 30, 2021 |
#R1#
Bitch Tits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hadjilis.
Bitch Tits loads up on a big right hand but Hadjilis slips the punch.
Hadjilis only half commits to the counter leg kick.#TD2#
Hadjilis closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB2#
Hadjilis looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Hadjilis trying to control from half guard but Bitch Tits is working away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Hadjilis is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Hadjilis is thwarting Bitch Tits's attempts to control the position.#T1#
Bitch Tits is refusing to be controlled, as Hadjilis sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Hadjilis is looking for a kimura here.
Hadjilis seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Bitch Tits on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bitch Tits tries to get out of the position.
Hadjilis is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Bitch Tits! #SUB2#
Hadjilis looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Bitch Tits's coaches at Mystic Gym of the Outworld have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Hadjilis trying to control but Bitch Tits is having none of it. #T2##SUB2#
Hadjilis is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Bitch Tits has managed to escape the submission attempt.
#SUB2#
Hadjilis is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Bitch Tits is surviving well by controlling Hadjilis's body position as best he can. #SUB2#
Hadjilis looking for a guillotine from mount but Bitch Tits is having none of it.
Hadjilis wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it. #T3#
Bitch Tits is wriggling around trying to escape.
Hadjilis tries to control but Bitch Tits wriggling away. #SUB2#
Hadjilis jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Bitch Tits manages to avoid the submission attempt. #SUB2#
Hadjilis is trying to get an arm triangle but Bitch Tits is defending well.
Bitch Tits struggling a bit here.#SUB2#
Hadjilis is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Bitch Tits knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB2#
Hadjilis thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T4##SUB2#
Hadjilis has hold of Bitch Tits's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Bitch Tits tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Hadjilis cranks the arm and Bitch Tits screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Bitch Tits, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Markos Hadjilis!
After the fight, Markos Hadjilis was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
GDL 120: Bitch Tits VS Yan
Date: Sep 25, 2021 |
#R1#
Bitch Tits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
#CL2#
Bitch Tits tries to keep at a distance but Yan has taken the fight into the clinch.
Yan lands with a short shot to the head. #BC2#
Yan breaks the clinch.
We've been told by Bitch Tits's head coaches at Shao Kahns Training Facility that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bitch Tits takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bitch Tits swings for the body but Yan moves out of range.
Yan avoids the body shot from Bitch Tits.
#CL#
Bitch Tits instigates a clinch.
Bitch Tits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
#BC#
Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A jab from Bitch Tits misses.
Bitch Tits uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Yan has time to react.#CUT#It looks like Jinjing Yan has been cut.
Bitch Tits misses the body punch
and Yan counters with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch Tits misses with a hook. Yan ducked under it nicely.
Bitch Tits swings away with a body shot that misses
and Yan makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Yan turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Yan scores with a jab.
Bitch Tits misses with a left hand
and Yan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. #T1#
Yan digs a good hook to Bitch Tits's body.
Bitch Tits tries to clinch there but Yan circles away.
Nice straight punches there by Yan. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Yan.
Bitch Tits throws out a leg kick but Yan moves out of range and Bitch Tits only half commits.
The fighters circle momentarily. Yan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Yan smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#CL#
Bitch Tits fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Yan, pushing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Yan manages to break the clinch.
A lazy left from Yan finds it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Yan throws a nice inside leg kick.
Yan moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch Tits takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch Tits keeps the fight on the outside.#CL#
Bitch Tits takes the fight into the clinch.
We've been informed that Yan has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.
Yan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bitch Tits or not.
Yan misses with the head strike.
Yan crunches a lovely knee into Bitch Tits's ribcage.#T2#
Bitch Tits lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits managing to block the knees to the body from Yan.
Yan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bitch Tits blocking some punches.
Bitch Tits is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Yan is keeping busy.
A short right from Yan on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Yan.
Yan lands a nice uppercut.
Bitch Tits is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Yan struggles to land a body shot inside as Bitch Tits controls his hands.
Bitch Tits is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Yan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch Tits's elbow. #T3#
A short body shot lands from Yan as the two fighters clinch.
#BC2#
Yan's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yan defending well as Bitch Tits loads up on a big left hand.
Bitch Tits sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Yan throws a quick inside leg kick.
Yan blocks a jab.
Bitch Tits digs a good hook to Yan's body.
Bitch Tits looks to land a right hand but Yan moved out of range.
A cross from Yan lands.
Yan connects with a looping right hand.
Yan ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Yan paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL2#
Yan moves into the clinch.
Bitch Tits is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bitch Tits blocks a body shot from Yan.
Still in the clinch, Yan scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
#T4#
Yan landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Yan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.
Bitch Tits tries to break free but Yan pushes him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Yan.
Yan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Yan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Yan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bitch Tits blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.
#BC#
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jinjing Yan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jinjing Yan's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Bitch Tits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
#CL2#
Yan forces Bitch Tits back against the cage and clinches.
Stalling in the clinch from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits can't break the clinch.
Yan crunches a lovely knee into Bitch Tits's ribcage.
Jinjing Yan seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Yan blocking some punches.
Bitch Tits wants to get back to striking at distance but Yan won't allow it.
Bitch Tits is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bitch Tits tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Yan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Yan closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bitch Tits prevents a body shot from Yan.
Yan lands an uppercut.#T1#
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Yan working aggressively here.
Yan lands a nice knee to the body.
Yan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jinjing Yan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yan slips under a jab.
It seemed like Yan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Yan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bitch Tits tests Yan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Yan scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Yan defending well as Bitch Tits loads up on a big left hand. #CL2#
Yan pushes Bitch Tits up against the cage in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Yan.
Bitch Tits prevents a body shot from Yan.
Bitch Tits stalling in the clinch but Yan improves position.
Yan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bitch Tits blocks a body shot from Yan. #T2#
Bitch Tits tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bitch Tits.
Yan lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Yan can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch Tits controls the action.
Yan lands a body shot in the clinch.
Yan digs a right hand underneath Bitch Tits's ribcage. Bitch Tits let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Yan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch Tits is defending well for now.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan pushes Bitch Tits back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yan pushes Bitch Tits back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yan putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bitch Tits in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Yan lands a hook that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Yan obliges.
Yan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards. #T3#
Yan lands a knee to the head.
#CUT2#It looks like Cheif Bitch Tits has been cut.
A hook to the body from Yan.
Yan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch Tits.
Yan is leaning against Bitch Tits and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Yan.
Yan tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch Tits avoids the damage to the body.
Yan tries to work over Bitch Tits's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.
Yan missing with knees to the body.
Yan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Yan missing with knees to the body.
Yan presses Bitch Tits against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Still in the clinch, Yan scores with a nice short uppercut.#T4#
Yan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits blocks a body shot from Yan.
Yan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
A short left from Yan.
Yan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bitch Tits.
Yan misses with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Yan.
Yan lands with a light punch inside.
Yan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bitch Tits takes a shot to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bitch Tits tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jinjing Yan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R3#
Yan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bitch Tits misses with an uppercut
enabling Yan to counter with a crisp jab.
Bitch Tits misses with a wild body shot.
A good leg kick by Yan.
Bitch Tits walks into a jab.
A low kick lands for Yan.
A decent looking cross lands there for Yan.
Yan takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Yan misses with a head kick.
Bitch Tits misses with a right hand
and Yan cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#ROC2#Bitch Tits is rocked!
Bitch Tits throws a hook but Yan blocks it.
Oh Bitch Tits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Yan drives through and clinches with Bitch Tits against the cage.
Yan tries a body shot but Bitch Tits blocks it.
Bitch Tits seems to have got his legs back now.#KD2#
Yan drops Bitch Tits with a big knee straight up the middle! Bitch Tits is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Bitch Tits throws a hook to the side of Yan's head but Yan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#CL2#
Yan moves into the clinch successfully.
Yan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bitch Tits tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yan's elbow. #T1#
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Yan as Bitch Tits tries to tie him up.
Yan working Bitch Tits over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bitch Tits misses with a punch on the inside.
A short left from Yan.
Yan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch Tits is defending well for now.
Bitch Tits misses with some punches.
Yan scores a nice knee to the body.
Nice body punch from Yan.
Yan unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Yan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch Tits's elbow.
Yan can't find room to land a body shot as Bitch Tits controls the action.
Knees to the body from Yan.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.#T2#
Bitch Tits tries to circle away but Yan has him pinned against the cage.
Yan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Yan working Bitch Tits over with knees to the body.
Yan lands a good knee to the midsection. Bitch Tits won't want to take too many of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bitch Tits misses with the head strike.
Yan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
Yan lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Yan tries to land knees in the clinch but Bitch Tits avoids the damage to the body.
Yan lands a nice shot to the body.
Yan throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch Titss head.
Yan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
#T3#
Yan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Yan landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bitch Tits misses with a hook from the clinch.
Yan scores with a shoulder strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Yan tries a knee to the head but Bitch Tits blocks it.
Bitch Tits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bitch Tits digs a right hand underneath Yan's ribcage. Yan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bitch Tits wants to stall.
Yan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Yan trying to land knees to the body.
Yan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bitch Tits is defending well for now.#T4#
Yan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bitch Tits blocks it with crossed arms.
Yan misses with the head strike.
Yan with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Yan misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bitch Tits taking a breather.
Bitch Tits is trying to maintain a safe position but Yan gets an underhook and turns Bitch Tits into the cage.
Bitch Tits blocks an uppercut.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.
Yan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
Yan throws a head punch that misses.
Yan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jinjing Yan really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Bitch Tits's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R4#
Yan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bitch Tits swings widly with a right hand
and Yan counters with an outside leg kick.
Yan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Yan looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Yan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bitch Tits is looking to clinch.
Yan scores with a jab. Bitch Tits acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Yan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bitch Tits looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bitch Tits tries to move into range but Yan moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bitch Tits takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Yan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yan works the jab nicely.
Yan throws a wild body kick that Bitch Tits sees coming a mile off.#CL#
Bitch Tits has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bitch Tits tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yan's elbow.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
Yan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards. #T1#
Bitch Tits lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Yan backwards.
Bitch Tits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Yan is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Bitch Tits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#BC2#
Yan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A nice leg kick from Yan, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yan moves away from the strike by Bitch Tits.
Yan now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#CL2#
Yan darts in and clinches Bitch Tits up against the cage.
Bitch Tits makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Yan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bitch Tits avoids it.
Bitch Tits is trying to break the clinch but Yan has him pressed against the cage.
Yan digs a right hand underneath Bitch Tits's ribcage. Bitch Tits let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bitch Tits avoiding damage as Yan throws knees to the body.
#T2#
Yan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bitch Tits controlling the action here for a moment.
Yan misses with a knee strike.
#BC2#
Yan manages to break the clinch.
Yan throws a leg kick which misses Bitch Tits's front leg but catches the back leg as Bitch Tits tries to avoid it.
Yan throws a leg kick but Bitch Tits moved away.
Bitch Tits throws a big shot that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yan scores with a nice right hand.
Bitch Tits drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Yan connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bitch Tits. Bitch Tits circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bitch Tits scores with a body shot.
Yan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bitch Tits.
Yan raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Yan ducks under a wild hook from Bitch Tits.#CL2#
Yan pushes Bitch Tits up against the cage in a clinch.
Bitch Tits is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T3#
Bitch Tits is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Yan is keeping busy.
Yan lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yan lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC#
Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bitch Tits has time to react.
Bitch Tits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bitch Tits looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Yan keeps the fight on the outside.
Yan scores with a nice head shot.
Nice defenses there by Yan.
Yan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yan misses with an attempted mid kick.
Yan moves away from the strike by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits missing with a left hand there. Yan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Yan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yan's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bitch Tits connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Yan scrambles back to his feet.
Bitch Tits takes one to the chin there.#T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch Tits throws an overhand right that lands on Yan's shoulder, as Yan tries to avoid the shot.
Bitch Tits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yan throws out a counter right but Bitch Tits avoids it with no problem.
Yan takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Yan misses with a body kick.
Bitch Tits takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Yan lands with a cross.
Yan getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick but Yan checks it.
Bitch Tits throws a head kick but Yan moves out of range.
Yan circles away from the clinch attempt.
Yan throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Yan scores with the left hand. Bitch Tits knows he should have avoided that one.
Both fighters circling a little - Yan finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bitch Tits thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yan looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yan connects with a body shot.#CL2#
Yan clinches up with Bitch Tits and pushes him back against the cage.
Yan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bitch Tits's elbow.
Yan lands an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jinjing Yan dominated that fourth round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R5#
Yan walks into a jab.
Yan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bitch Tits misses with an uppercut.
Bitch Tits takes one to the chin there.
Bitch Tits will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Yan throws a body shot but no joy.
Bitch Tits misses with a straight right.
Bitch Tits takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bitch Tits closes the distance looking to clinch
and Yan counters with a right hand to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yan connects with a body shot.
Yan looks to land a body kick but Bitch Tits moved away.
Yan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bitch Tits moves forwards but Yan connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch Tits throws a predictable looking body shot
#KD2#
and Yan counters with a head kick that drops Bitch Tits to the mat! Bitch Tits scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Yan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bitch Tits stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bitch Tits misses with a head kick.
Yan lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bitch Tits will feel that in the morning.#T1#
Bitch Tits throws a jab when Yan was well out of range.
Yan tries a head kick but it misses.
Bitch Tits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yan moves away.
Bitch Tits on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bitch Tits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yan moves away.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Yan clobbers Bitch Tits with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Whack! Yan lands a heavy head kick that drops Bitch Tits. The ref tackles Yan to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Bitch Tits was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Jinjing Yan!
Jinjing Yan is the new middleweight champion!
After the fight, Jinjing Yan was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
GDL 116: Tits VS Adlehyde
Date: Aug 28, 2021 |
#R1#
Adlehyde on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Adlehyde shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Adlehyde throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Adlehyde connects with a nice looking jab.
Bitch Tits needs to keep his hands up - Adlehyde had a free shot at his head there.
Adlehyde misses with a looping right.
Bitch Tits showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits throws a hook but Adlehyde avoids it easily.
Bitch Tits avoids the body shot from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits throws a sloppy body shot
and Adlehyde counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've been informed that Adlehyde has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bitch Tits slips under a jab from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Adlehyde lands a nice looking body shot.
Adlehyde swings for the body but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Bitch Tits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a jab but it's blocked by Adlehyde.
Adlehyde wants to counter the offense by Bitch Tits and move into the clinch position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Adlehyde fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bitch Tits on the side of the head.
Bitch Tits wants to slow Adlehyde down by chopping away at his legs.
Bitch Tits misses with an uppercut. Adlehyde saw that one coming.
Nice jab there from Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde connects with a nice looking jab.
Adlehyde throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#T1#
Bitch Tits swings for the body but Adlehyde moves out of range.
Bitch Tits drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Adlehyde wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Adlehyde slips under a jab from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Adlehyde ducks under a wild hook from Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bitch Tits momentarily.
Bitch Tits slips under a jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bitch Tits!
Adlehyde steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bitch Tits.#CL2#
Adlehyde moves into the clinch successfully.
Adlehyde lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch Tits wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Adlehyde has him pressed against the cage.
Adlehyde lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Adlehyde - that landed with a thud.
Bitch Tits struggles to land a body shot inside as Adlehyde controls his hands.
Adlehyde lands with a short shot to the head. #BC#
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch.
Adlehyde dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T2#
Adlehyde connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Adlehyde slips a straight right by Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde lands with a cross. #CL2#
Adlehyde closes the distance and pushes Bitch Tits back into the cage.
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Adlehyde keeps control of Bitch Tits as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Adlehyde tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Adlehyde misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch Tits tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Adlehyde's elbow.
Bitch Tits blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Adlehyde throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bitch Tits blocking some punches.
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Adlehyde working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Adlehyde is pushing Bitch Tits up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bitch Tits has had enough of the clinch but Adlehyde keeps him there for the moment.
Bitch Tits lands a left hand that snaps the head of Adlehyde backwards. #T3#
Adlehyde is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#BC#
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A big right from Adlehyde misses.
Adlehyde's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bitch Tits under the eye.
Bitch Tits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Adlehyde.
Adlehyde cracks Bitch Tits with a good jab.
Bitch Tits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Adlehyde comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Adlehyde misses with the combination.
Adlehyde misses with a combination
and Bitch Tits counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Adlehyde uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits sizes up Adlehyde with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Adlehyde lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Adlehyde looks to land a combination but Bitch Tits avoids it well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Adlehyde keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Adlehyde avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Adlehyde dips to his left and cracks Bitch Tits with an uppercut!#T4#
Adlehyde lands a jab to the nose.#CL2#
Adlehyde gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bitch Tits has had enough of the clinch but Adlehyde keeps him there for the moment.
Bitch Tits has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde pushes Bitch Tits back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Adlehyde avoiding damage.
Adlehyde lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bitch Tits backwards. #BC#
Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bitch Tits throws a jab but it's blocked by Adlehyde.
Jack Adlehyde seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Adlehyde lands a jab-cross combination.
Adlehyde throws a leg kick that misses.
Adlehyde is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bitch Tits had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Adlehyde checks a low kick from Bitch Tits.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitch Tits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bitch Tits throws a body punch but Adlehyde moves out of range.
Adlehyde moves out of range as Bitch Tits strikes.
A little jabbing left from Adlehyde on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bitch Tits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Adlehyde wants to counter with a clinch but Bitch Tits pushes him away.
Adlehyde misses with a left hand
and Bitch Tits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Adlehyde dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Bitch Tits tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitch Tits takes a swing at Adlehyde's ribcage but misses.
Adlehyde tries to counter by closing the distance.
Bitch Tits throws a right hand that misses
and Adlehyde counters with a stiff right hand.
Adlehyde throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bitch Tits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Adlehyde throws a body punch but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Adlehyde has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice body punch from Adlehyde.
Bitch Tits looks to clinch
and Adlehyde counters with a nice body shot.
Adlehyde looks to throw the jab but Bitch Tits is out of range.
Adlehyde uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch Tits.
Jack Adlehyde seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bitch Tits throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bitch Tits needs to keep his hands up - Adlehyde had a free shot at his head there.
Bitch Tits checks a leg kick.
Adlehyde jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A swing and a miss from Bitch Tits.
Adlehyde scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Adlehyde stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jab by Adlehyde.#T1##CL2#
Adlehyde has managed to clinch.
#BC#
Bitch Tits escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Adlehyde scores with a nice right hand.
Adlehyde scores with a jab to the body.
Bitch Tits drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A nice combination there by Adlehyde.
#ROC2#Bitch Tits is rocked!
Bitch Tits connects with the punch.
Adlehyde connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bitch Tits momentarily.
Adlehyde throws the left hand but Bitch Tits avoids the punch easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Adlehyde rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bitch Tits counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Adlehyde lands a jab to the head.
A lazy left from Adlehyde finds it's target.
Bitch Tits is looking to chop away at Adlehyde's legs.
Bitch Tits throws a looping overhand right but Adlehyde ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch Tits looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Adlehyde is looking to chop away at Bitch Tits's legs.
Adlehyde bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bitch Tits's head backwards.
Adlehyde misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
#T2#
Bitch Tits throws a jab but it's blocked by Adlehyde.
Adlehyde throws a one two combo.
Oh Bitch Tits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A telegraphed right hand from Adlehyde misses the target.
Bitch Tits seems to have got his legs back now.
Bitch Tits throws a body punch but Adlehyde moves out of range.
Adlehyde tries to bum rush Bitch Tits with a series of wild strikes but Bitch Tits uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Adlehyde misses with a body punch
enabling Bitch Tits to counter with a crisp jab.
Adlehyde scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bitch Tits doesn't seem bothered though.
Adlehyde ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
No joy there for Adlehyde, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Adlehyde getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Adlehyde falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Bitch Tits to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#Adlehyde is rocked!
Adlehyde thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bitch Tits is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Adlehyde.
Adlehyde works the jab nicely.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bitch Tits! Adlehyde is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cheif Bitch Tits!
Cheif Bitch Tits retains his middleweight title! |
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Event:
GDL 111: Lasombra VS Bitch Tit
Date: Jul 24, 2021 |
#R1#
Lasombra on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
#CUT2#It looks like Fekkus Lasombra has been cut.
Lasombra blocks a leg kick.
Bitch Tits walks into a straight right hand from Lasombra.
Lasombra displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch Tits throws out the jab.
Lasombra walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Lasombra is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lasombra avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lasombra.
Lasombra misses with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lasombra steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bitch Tits.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Decent striking displayed by Bitch Tits there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lasombra. Bitch Tits does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch Tits chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lasombra misses with a wild body shot.
Bitch Tits moves away from the strike by Lasombra.
Bitch Tits takes a swing at Lasombra's ribcage but misses.
Lasombra uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits looks to land a left hand but Lasombra moved out of range nicely.
Lasombra tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch Tits was well out of range. Poor timing from Lasombra.
Bitch Tits throws a body shot but no joy.
Bitch Tits staying out of range there.#T1#
Bitch Tits connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lasombra's hands.
Lasombra lands an overhand right.
Bitch Tits misses the body punch
and Lasombra counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bitch Tits needs to keep his hands up - Lasombra had a free shot at his head there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bitch Tits. Lasombra does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lasombra lands with an uppercut that bounces Bitch Tits off the cage and back into range.
Bitch Tits throws a looping overhand right but Lasombra ducks down to avoid it.
Lasombra is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bitch Tits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lasombra.
Bitch Tits walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lasombra checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bitch Tits throws a body punch but Lasombra moves out of range.
Lasombra drops his hands momentarily and Bitch Tits takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lasombra moves forwards but Bitch Tits connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lasombra slips a jab from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits cracks Lasombra with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Lasombra falls to his knees and Bitch Tits doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cheif Bitch Tits!
Cheif Bitch Tits is the new middleweight champion! |
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Event:
GDL 103: Killer Jr VS Tits
Date: Jun 13, 2021 |
#R1#
Bitch Tits throws a low kick, looking for Killer Jr's leg but Killer Jr calmly moves out of range.
Killer Jr tries to counter by clinching up but Bitch Tits breaks away and moves out of range.
Bitch Tits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Killer Jr tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bitch Tits manages to circle out of the way.#CL#
Killer Jr forces Bitch Tits back against the cage and clinches.
Killer Jr wants a takedown.
Killer Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Killer Jr drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Killer Jr is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Venom Killer Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch.
#CL#
Killer Jr moves into the clinch.#BC2#
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick that misses.
Killer Jr tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch Tits connects with a good right hand that stumbles Killer Jr. Killer Jr circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch Tits avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bitch Tits misses with a low kick.
Bitch Tits lands with a straight right. Killer Jr didn't see that one coming.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice body punch from Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits jabs at Killer Jr's body.
Bitch Tits has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch Tits fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Killer Jr on the side of the head.#T1#
Bitch Tits motions for Killer Jr to come forward. Bitch Tits throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Killer Jr wants to clinch up but Bitch Tits keeps it at a distance.
Killer Jr checks a leg kick nicely.
Killer Jr is looking to clinch but Bitch Tits is avoiding it.
A punch lands to the side of Killer Jr 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Killer Jr takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Killer Jr fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bitch Tits pivots, looking for a leg kick but Killer Jr is out of range and Bitch Tits settles back down.
Killer Jr tries to close the distance and clinch but Bitch Tits swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bitch Tits steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Killer Jr.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Bitch Tits pivots, looking for a leg kick but Killer Jr is out of range and Bitch Tits settles back down.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick #CL#
and Killer Jr counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Killer Jr.
Bitch Tits is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Killer Jr drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Killer Jr drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bitch Tits misses with the head strike.
#BC2#
Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#T2#
Killer Jr tries to clinch but Bitch Tits moves out of range.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitch Tits fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Killer Jr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bitch Tits throws a solid leg kick but Killer Jr takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits throws a leg kick but Killer Jr checks it.
Bitch Tits scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killer Jr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jab from Bitch Tits.
Killer Jr tries to clinch but Bitch Tits is having none of it.
Killer Jr checks the leg kick nicely there.
Killer Jr is looking to counter the offense by Bitch Tits and move into the clinch.
Bitch Tits lands with a nice body punch.
Killer Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bitch Tits has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#CL#
Killer Jr moves into range and clinches up with Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits stops a takedown attempt from Killer Jr.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Killer Jr.
Killer Jr is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Bitch Tits gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Bitch Tits tries to throw a body punch but Killer Jr avoids it by throwing Bitch Tits back against the cage.
Bitch Tits throws a punch but it's blocked by Killer Jr.
Killer Jr is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits is defending well.
Killer Jr goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bitch Tits prevents it.
#T3#
Killer Jr is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Bitch Tits gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.#BC2#
Bitch Tits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch Tits finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Good exchange - Bitch Tits coming out on top.
Killer Jr needs to keep his hands up - Bitch Tits had a free shot at his head there.
Bitch Tits attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. #CL#
Killer Jr forces Bitch Tits back against the cage and clinches.
Killer Jr has Bitch Tits pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bitch Tits manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bitch Tits lands with a light punch inside. #BC2#
Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch.
Bitch Tits works Killer Jr's body with a nice hook.
Bitch Tits keeps the fight on the outside.
Bitch Tits digs a good body shot into Killer Jr's ribs.
Bitch Tits is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Killer Jr had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.#CL#
Killer Jr clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch Tits scores with a shoulder strike.
Bitch Tits prevents a takedown attempt there.
Killer Jr drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bitch Tits gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bitch Tits lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T4#
Bitch Tits lands a left hand that snaps the head of Killer Jr backwards. #BC2#
Bitch Tits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bitch Tits scores with a body shot.
#CL#
Killer Jr closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Killer Jr has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bitch Tits is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bitch Tits prevents a takedown attempt there.
Killer Jr is breathing heavily.#BC2#
Bitch Tits breaks the clinch.
Bitch Tits chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bitch Tits scores with the left hand. Killer Jr knows he should have avoided that one.
Bitch Tits misses with a body kick.
Bitch Tits connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bitch Tits cracks Killer Jr with an open hand slap.
Bitch Tits scores with a hook to the body. Killer Jr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Killer Jr blocks a leg kick.
Bitch Tits connects with a right hand. Killer Jr shakes it off.
Bitch Tits lands a nice shot that snaps Killer Jr's head back.
#ROC2#Killer Jr is rocked!
Bitch Tits lands a brutal head kick. Killer Jr looks out on his feet and Bitch Tits throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Cheif Bitch Tits! |
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Event:
GDL 95: Killer Jr VS Lasombra
Date: May 08, 2021 |
#R1#
Bitch Tits lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bitch Tits scores with a leg kick.
Neer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Neer there as he acknowledges the shot.#CUT2#It looks like Scotty Neer has been cut.#TD#
Neer throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Bitch Tits tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Neer is in Bitch Tits's guard.
Neer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Neer with a nice head shot there.
Neer working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bitch Tits's head.
Neer working some strikes from top position.
Bitch Tits is trying to keep Neer in close.
Neer throws a big elbow that misses.
Neer throwing strikes from guard but Bitch Tits blocks nicely.
Neer stops Bitch Tits from standing up.
Neer sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bitch Tits's guard. #T1#
Neer trying to control the action but Bitch Tits is working from the bottom.
Bitch Tits is doing well to control the position and prevent Neer from advancing to side control.
Neer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Neer thows a huge punch but Bitch Tits dodges it nicely.
Bitch Tits keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #SUB#
Neer is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Neer scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Neer throwing shots but Bitch Tits is blocking nicely.
Bitch Tits really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Neer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2#
Neer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Neer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #SUB#
Neer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bitch Tits has managed to free his arm - good work.
Neer seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bitch Tits does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Neer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Neer throwing shots but Bitch Tits is blocking nicely.
Neer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Neer trying to control the action but Bitch Tits is working from the bottom.
Neer lands strikes from half guard.#T3#
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
#SUB#
Neer seems to be working for a kimura but Bitch Tits defends the submission attempt.
Neer working the head and body with strikes.
Neer trying to control from Bitch Tits's half guard. Bitch Tits has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Bitch Tits preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bitch Tits working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Neer.
Bitch Tits wants to stand and escape but Neer is having none of it.
Bitch Tits is trying to keep Neer in close.
#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Neer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bitch Tits trying to keep a closed guard but Neer is proving a slippery customer.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Neer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Neer throws a big elbow that misses. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bitch Tits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Neer.
Neer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bitch Tits thows a leg kick but Neer checks it #TD#
and Neer counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Bitch Tits!
Neer throws a strike aimed at the side of Bitch Tits's head but Bitch Tits avoids it well.
Neer scoring with punches from side control.
Bitch Tits is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Neer tries to score with some ground and pound. Bitch Tits controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Scotty Neer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Scotty Neer's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Bitch Tits looks to land a body kick but Neer moved away.
Bitch Tits scores with a jab. Neer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
An inside leg kick lands from Bitch Tits.
Neer checks a leg kick.#CL#
Neer has Bitch Tits up against the cage in a clinch.
#BC2#
Bitch Tits manages to break the clinch.
A low kick from Bitch Tits misses #TD#
and Neer counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Neer trying to control the position from guard on top but Bitch Tits is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Neer distracts Bitch Tits with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Neer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bitch Tits utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Neer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bitch Tits keeping moving, preventing Neer from controlling successfully.
Neer content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T1#
Neer makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB#
Neer has gone for a leg lock! Bitch Tits slips out almost immediately though and dives into Neer's guard.#REVB##SUB#
Neer has an active guard here but Bitch Tits has managed to pass into half guard.
Neer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Scotty Neer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Neer is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bitch Tits defends well.#T2##SUB#
Neer throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Bitch Tits escapes and throws Neer's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Neer looking for a sweep but Bitch Tits has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Neer is trying to reverse the position but instead Bitch Tits has taken his back - oops!
Bitch Tits wants to control but Neer is keeping busy.#T3#
Bitch Tits trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Neer doesn't escape.
Neer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bitch Tits can do to turn this around?
Neer can't escape the position.
Neer is working hard here to advance position.
Bitch Tits is trying to stick to Neer's back but Neer is turning into Bitch Tits. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Bitch Tits's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Neer.
Neer throwing strikes but missing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Neer is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T4#
Neer postures up in Bitch Tits's guard and throws a big left but Bitch Tits blocks it.
Neer throwing strikes but missing.
Neer wants to control from the top but Bitch Tits keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Neer not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Neer throwing strikes but missing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Cheif Bitch Tits will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Scotty Neer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Neer fails with a takedown attempt.
Neer shoots in for a double leg but Bitch Tits sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bitch Tits chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Neer shoots in and drives through. Bitch Tits sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Scotty Neer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A low kick lands for Bitch Tits.
#KD2#
Bitch Tits sends Neer crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bitch Tits is motioning to the referee to let Neer up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#Neer is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Neer leaves his chin hanging out and Bitch Tits seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Neer crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cheif Bitch Tits! |
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Event:
GDL 89: West VS Camble
Date: Apr 10, 2021 |
#R1#
Malone throws a right hand that Bitch Tits ducks under and follows up with a left that Bitch Tits also avoids with ease.
Bitch Tits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bitch Tits with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bitch Tits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cheif Bitch Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Bitch Tits clinches up with Malone and pushes him back against the cage.
Malone tries to circle away but Bitch Tits has him pinned against the cage.#BC#
Bitch Tits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Malone circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Bitch Tits. Malone falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Bitch Tits!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cheif Bitch Tits! |
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Event:
LOM Trials 2 per CK
Date: Dec 20, 2020 |
#R1#
Yoda misses with a hook.
Cheif Bitch Tits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters circle momentarily. Bitch Tits darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Baby Yoda has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Yoda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bitch Tits was well out of range. Poor timing from Yoda.
Bitch Tits throws a hook but Yoda avoids it easily.
Yoda uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch Tits.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yoda. Bitch Tits does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bitch Tits is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Bitch Tits buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Bitch Tits.
Bitch Tits steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Yoda.#CL#
Yoda clinches.
Yoda scores with a shot to the side of Bitch Tits's head.
A short uppercut from Yoda.
A short uppercut from Yoda.
Yoda lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A frustrated look appears on Bitch Tits's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short left from Yoda.
Yoda lands a right hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Yoda.
A short right from Yoda.
Yoda lands a nice shot to the body.
Bitch Tits looks winded!
Bitch Tits drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Yoda throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch Titss head. #T1#
Yoda presses Bitch Tits against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Yoda lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Yoda lands a body punch.
Yoda lands a shot to the body.
Yoda scores with a shot to the side of Bitch Tits's head.
Yoda working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Yoda gets through Bitch Tits's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Yoda scores with a shoulder strike. #ROC#Bitch Tits is rocked!
Yoda blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Yoda works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Baby Yoda is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Yoda lands a nice shot to the body.
Yoda throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bitch Titss head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch Tits misses with a hook to the ribs.
Yoda lands with a left to the head.
Bitch Tits misses with a short punch on the inside.
Yoda blocks an uppercut.
Yoda lands a body punch. #T2#
Bitch Tits working aggressively here.
Yoda digs a right hand into Bitch Tits's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bitch Tits's gas tank.
Bitch Tits goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Yoda.
Bitch Tits looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Yoda lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Yoda avoiding damage as Bitch Tits throws knees to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits is trying to break the clinch but Yoda has him pressed against the cage.
Yoda managing to block the knees to the body from Bitch Tits.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitch Tits missing with knees to the body.
Bitch Tits throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch Tits doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Yoda prevents a body shot from Bitch Tits.
And that's the end of the fight!
Baby Yoda showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Yoda has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight for Baby Yoda!
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight for Baby Yoda!
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Baby Yoda!
Baby Yoda wins by unanimous decision!
After the fight, Baby Yoda was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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