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Event:
DK 1: Faire vs Densel
Date: Dec 19, 2020 |
#R1#
Asshole closes the distance and clinches up with Harris, looking for a takedown. Asshole pushes Harris against the cage but Harris circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Harris feinted with a counter takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Asshole as Harris shoots in.
Irritable Asshole seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Harris drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Harris working away.
Asshole gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #SUB#
Harris is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Asshole sees it coming and defends easily.
Asshole is staying active underneath Harris, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB#
Asshole is defending against the submission attempts here by Harris.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asshole trying to hold on to Harris's head to control him but Harris postures up.
#T1#
Asshole tries to get to full guard but Harris has control of the leg.
Asshole keeping hold of Harris's head, controlling as best he can.
Harris throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Asshole is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Harris scores with a couple of nice shots.
Asshole slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Asshole working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Harris. #SUB2#
Asshole looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SUB2#
Asshole escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Harris gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Harris missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Asshole trying to keep a closed guard but Harris is proving a slippery customer.
Asshole controlling Harris's posture. #SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Harris has gone for a leg lock! Asshole slips out almost immediately though and dives into Harris's guard.#REVB#
Asshole passes easily into side control. Nice work.#T3#
Asshole is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Harris will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
It looks like Asshole might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Asshole misses with the ground and pound.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Harris dodges the ground and pound from Asshole.
Asshole is looking to take a break and control but Harris is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Harris is looking for a sweep.
Asshole in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Asshole wants to lay and pray for a moment but Harris keeps working.
Asshole scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Harris to see if he's OK.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Asshole wants to control but Harris is keeping him busy.
Harris looks to move to half guard but instead Asshole has passed into mount! Damn!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Irritable Asshole will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2##TD2#
Asshole darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Asshole has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Asshole performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Asshole trying to control from half guard but Harris is working away.
Asshole not doing much here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1##SUB#
Harris looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Harris is staying active underneath Asshole, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Asshole thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Harris blocking the ground and pound attempt from Asshole.
Asshole passes to side control.
Asshole landing strikes.
Asshole wants to lay and pray for a moment but Harris keeps working. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Asshole sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Harris is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Asshole working the head with strikes.
Sloppy strikes there by Asshole.
Harris is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Harris takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Harris knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Asshole on the ground.
Asshole lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Asshole scoring with punches from side control.
Asshole trying to control the action but Harris is working from the bottom. #T3#
Asshole advances to mount.
Asshole tries to control but Harris wriggling away.
Asshole is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Asshole lands a big shot there that rocks Harris but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
#T4#
Harris taking shots to the head.
Asshole controlling the pace for now.
Asshole trying to control but Harris is having none of it.
Asshole with the ground and pound from mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Asshole thowing shots but they're missing.
Asshole content just to control the position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Irritable Asshole showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Asshole darts in looking for a takedown but Harris gets double underhooks and turns Asshole into the cage.
Harris goes for a double leg but Asshole avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Asshole continues to drive forward.
Asshole wants to get back to striking at distance but Harris won't allow it.
Harris has Asshole pressed against the cage, preventing Asshole from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Asshole tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Harris smiles and moves away.
Asshole shoots in looking for a takedown. Harris tries to sprawl out of it but Asshole keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Harris manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Marcus Harris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Irritable Asshole.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Harris.#TD2#
Asshole throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Harris was covering up waiting for the punch and Asshole finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Asshole in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T1#
Asshole pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Harris is keeping the position for now.
Asshole seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Asshole slips nicely into half guard.
Harris blocking the ground and pound attempt from Asshole. #SUB2#
Asshole is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Harris won't allow Asshole to pass to mount.
Asshole is looking to take a break and control but Harris is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Asshole controlling the action here.
Harris is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T3#
Asshole winds up and cracks Harris with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Asshole seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Harris does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Asshole throwing shots but Harris is blocking nicely.
Harris trying to control here.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD2#
Asshole shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Asshole was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Asshole controls the position.
Asshole trying to control the action but Harris is working from the bottom. #T4#
Asshole grinds an elbow into Harris's temple.
Harris trying to remain calm as Asshole controls from the top position.
Asshole works to advance to full mount. Harris defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Harris is bucking up trying to escape but Asshole cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Asshole has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Harris's face.
Asshole punishing his opponent with strikes.
Asshole has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Asshole lands with some strikes.
Asshole scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Harris?
Marcus Harris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Asshole with the ground and pound from mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Irritable Asshole comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Asshole winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 26:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 26:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Irritable Asshole! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 13, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#KD#
DeGuardio lands a big head kick that sends Asshole tumbling to the mat! DeGuardio takes a step backwards and waves Asshole back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT#It looks like Irritable Asshole has been cut.
Asshole showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from DeGuardio.
Horrible takedown attempt by Asshole or perhaps it was just good defense by DeGuardio, which made it look bad.
Asshole shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts DeGuardio as he jumps to the side.
DeGuardio misses with a two punch combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Asshole shoots in looking for a takedown. DeGuardio tries to sprawl out of it but Asshole keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. DeGuardio manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Scotty DeGuardio has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Irritable Asshole.
DeGuardio throws a push kick but Asshole slaps the foot to one side. #KD#
DeGuardio drops Asshole with a beautiful combination! Asshole stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - DeGuardio is looking for the KO!#ROC#Asshole is rocked!
DeGuardio throws a leg kick which misses Asshole's front leg but catches the back leg as Asshole tries to avoid it.
Asshole is still on wobbly legs! Can DeGuardio finish him?
DeGuardio misses with a hook. Asshole ducked under it nicely.
Asshole changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. DeGuardio tries to avoid it but Asshole manages to keep hold of a leg and drag DeGuardio to the ground. DeGuardio escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. #CL#
DeGuardio gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC#
DeGuardio pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Asshole seems to have recovered his senses.
DeGuardio moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
DeGuardio misses with a head kick.
Asshole drops down looking to force a counter takedown but DeGuardio defends it well.
DeGuardio stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and DeGuardio wants it to stay on the feet.
Nice takedown defense from Asshole. No joy for DeGuardio on that attempt. #T1##TD2#
Asshole closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming DeGuardio to the mat! DeGuardio manages to get full guard.
Asshole is pushing down on DeGuardio's leg trying to pass to half guard. DeGuardio is fighting to maintain full guard but Asshole has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
Asshole wants to work for an arm triangle but DeGuardio is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Asshole stalling.
DeGuardio wants to improve his position but Asshole is controlling well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Asshole has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T2#
Asshole fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
A nice elbow there by Asshole.#SUB2#
Asshole has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! DeGuardio is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Irritable Asshole! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 08, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
Asshole bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Taylor on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Asshole tries to score with some ground and pound. Taylor controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Taylor is being controlled here.
Asshole misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Asshole in side control, just content to control the action for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Taylor parries the strikes from Asshole easily there. Asshole is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Taylor to escape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asshole in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Taylor is looking for a sweep.#T1#
Asshole trying to control the action but Taylor is working from the bottom.
Taylor is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Asshole is looking to take a break and control but Taylor is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
You can see the frustration on Taylor's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Asshole has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Taylor!
Asshole pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.#T2#
Asshole lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Taylor hang on?
Taylor is desperately trying to improve his position but Asshole has a good base and remains in mount.
Asshole scoring with strikes but Taylor is staying in there.
Asshole lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Asshole landing strikes from the mount and Taylor is in trouble!
Asshole controlling from mount.
Asshole with good strikes from the mount here!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Taylor is looking to get to half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Taylor tries to lock up and control but Asshole gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Asshole tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Asshole lands with some strikes.#T3#
Asshole scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Asshole landing strikes from the mount and Taylor is in trouble!
Asshole controlling from the full mount.
Asshole can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Taylor is looking to escape.
Asshole lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.#SUB#
Asshole wants to finish this one by submission but Taylor is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Asshole.
The referee warns Taylor that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Taylor really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Asshole. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Asshole lands a big shot there that rocks Taylor but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
#T4#
Asshole landing punches.
Asshole scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Taylor?
Asshole working the ground and pound effectively.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asshole punishing his opponent with strikes.
Asshole tries to control but Taylor wriggling away.
Asshole lands a big elbow.
Asshole tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Asshole landing strikes from the mount.
A nice elbow there by Asshole.
Asshole looking to control but Taylor is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Asshole scores with a couple of good head shots there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Irritable Asshole dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##TD#
Asshole closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Taylor did well to prevent Asshole getting side control.
Taylor is trying to escape back to his feet but Asshole uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Taylor is working to avoid the ground and pound but Asshole connects with a decent elbow.
Asshole trying to control the action but Taylor is working from the bottom.
Asshole taking a breather here.
Taylor on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Taylor is not content to let Asshole control the position. #SUB#
Asshole is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Taylor is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #T1#
Taylor is not content to let Asshole control the position.
Taylor is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Asshole lands a decent elbow from side control.
Asshole is looking to take a break and control but Taylor is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Irritable Asshole overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Asshole is working Taylor over with some ground and pound from side control. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB#
Asshole looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Asshole moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Asshole wants to lay and pray for a moment but Taylor keeps working.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Asshole lands an elbow.
Asshole trying to control the position but Taylor is working away.
Asshole slows the pace down. #T3#
Asshole landing a few strikes.
Taylor wants to control but Asshole postures up.
Taylor taking punishment in the form of punches.
Asshole slows the pace down.
Asshole cracks Taylor with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Asshole wants to control but Taylor is keeping him busy.
Taylor is working to avoid the ground and pound but Asshole connects with a decent elbow.
Asshole passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Taylor!
Taylor tries to lock up and control but Asshole gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Asshole lands a big shot there that rocks Taylor but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
#T4#
The referee warns Taylor that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Asshole postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Taylor looks a forlorn figure.
#SUB#
Asshole swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Taylor is now in Asshole's guard. A big mistake from Asshole there, giving up the dominant position! #SUB#
Asshole working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Taylor doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Asshole is tightening it up a little... Taylor has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Taylor reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Taylor taps out! Nice BJJ there by Asshole!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Irritable Asshole! |
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