Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: C292: Cheese vs Albatross II
Date: Mar 31, 2024

#R1#
Kiryu throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kiryu moves away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kiryu! But no joy.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kiryu.
Kiryu fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kiryu throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kiryu scores with a jab to the body.
Kiryu swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kiryu ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Kiryu swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Obaminator counters with a leg kick.
Kiryu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kiryu misses the jab.
Kiryu misses with a straight left.
Kiryu works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kazuma Kiryu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator throws a right and a left that Kiryu avoids nicely. #T1#
Obaminator tries to land a front kick but Kiryu steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kiryu stuns Obaminator with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kiryu slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Kiryu ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
A jab from Kiryu misses.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Obaminator connects with a crisp jab.
Kiryu connects with a body shot.
The crowd cheers as Kiryu lands an impressive looking overhand right. Obaminator doesn't seem phased though.
Kiryu looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Obaminator appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator lands a head kick. Kiryu smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kiryu walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#T2#
Kiryu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A head kick misses from Kiryu.
Obaminator lands an overhand right.
Kiryu throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Kiryu throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Kiryu takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kiryu throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Kiryu connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kiryu lands with a nice body punch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Obaminator.
Kiryu is looking to land body kicks.#T3#
Kiryu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Obaminator's head.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kiryu.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
Kiryu fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kiryu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiryu throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator moves out of range of the body kick from Kiryu.
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kiryu.
Obaminator takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kiryu connects with a good right hand that stumbles Obaminator. Obaminator circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kiryu misses with a low kick as Obaminator jumps back.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T4#
Obaminator needs to keep his hands up - Kiryu had a free shot at his head there.
Kiryu throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kiryu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Kiryu.
Kiryu avoids the head kick by Obaminator.
Kiryu throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiryu misses with a hook
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kiryu lands a jab to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kiryu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT#It looks like Kazuma Kiryu has been cut.
Kiryu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
As Kiryu backs away, Obaminator returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kazuma Kiryu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kazuma Kiryu's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
Kiryu tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Kiryu is just out of range.
Obaminator takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Obaminator appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
It looks like Obaminator has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Kiryu throws a push kick but Obaminator slaps the foot to one side.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kiryu doesn't seem bothered though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nice uppercut there from Kiryu.
Obaminator lands the left hand.#T1#
Kiryu fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Obaminator has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obaminator ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kiryu on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#CUT#That has opened up Kazuma Kiryu's cut even more.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Kiryu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Kiryu in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Obaminator dodges the punch combination from Kiryu.
Good leg kick by Obaminator.
Kiryu pivots, looking for a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range and Kiryu settles back down.
Kiryu fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Obaminator looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#T2#
Kiryu throws a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Kazuma Kiryu seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kiryu tries to land a front kick but Obaminator steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiryu misses with an uppercut.
Kiryu misses with a low kick.
Kiryu misses with a body punch
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Kiryu misses with a leg kick
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Kiryu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kiryu tries a quick counter leg kick but Obaminator is wise to it.
Kiryu looks to land a body kick but Obaminator moved away.
Kiryu cracks Obaminator with an open hand slap.
Obaminator takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kiryu throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kiryu tried to score with a low kick but Obaminator checks it.#T3#
Kiryu throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
Kiryu scoring well with a low kick there.
Obaminator lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CUT#The cut above Kazuma Kiryu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kiryu misses with an attempted mid kick.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body shot.
Kiryu swings widly with a right hand
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Obaminator moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kiryu avoids a kick to the body.
Kiryu on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kiryu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Obaminator's head.
Kiryu lands with a hook. Obaminator tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kiryu scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kiryu lunges at Obaminator with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Obaminator's hand.
Kiryu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kiryu moves away.
Kiryu thows a body kick. Obaminator tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kiryu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kiryu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Kiryu.
The crowd cheers as Kiryu lands an impressive looking overhand right. Obaminator doesn't seem phased though.
Kiryu throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a one-two to the body.
Kiryu just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kazuma Kiryu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Kiryu misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kiryu throws a leg kick
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Kiryu scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Obaminator doesn't seem bothered though.
Kiryu takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kiryu misses with a double jab
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.#ROC#Kiryu is rocked!#CUT#Kazuma Kiryu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Kiryu turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kiryu throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kiryu takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
A lazy body kick from Kiryu
and Obaminator counters with a left to the body. #T1#
A low kick from Kiryu misses
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kiryu drops his hands momentarily and Obaminator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Obaminator throws a sloppy body shot
and Kiryu counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator checks a leg kick nicely.
Kiryu throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kazuma Kiryu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Barack Obaminator!
During a confident post fight interview, Barack Obaminator thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: C283: Matsuzaka vs Talvela II
Date: Mar 03, 2024

#R1#
Nice defenses there by White.
White takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
White lands a jab to Obaminator's midsection.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
White just misses with a punch to the body.
A cross from Obaminator lands.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
White lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Obaminator slips a jab from White.
Good leg kick by Obaminator.
White cracks a nice hook into Obaminator's ribs.
White just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
White swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
White misses with a body shot.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by White.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as White throws out the jab.
Obaminator is on the wrong end of a nice combination from White.
White has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from White there as he acknowledges the shot.
Obaminator lunges at White with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by White's hand. #T1#
A nice leg kick from Obaminator, right into the meat of the thigh.
White takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
White slips a jab from Obaminator.
White misses with a looping right.
Barack Obaminator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Obaminator slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
White jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.
White missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
White throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obaminator.
White uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
White throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jab by Obaminator.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. White does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as White throws out the jab.
Obaminator paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
It looks like Obaminator has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator sizes up White with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Obaminator takes a body punch but keeps moving. #TD2#
White is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Obaminator's half guard.#T2#
Obaminator is looking for a sweep. White is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
White is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Obaminator is staying active underneath White, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Obaminator is trying to maintain the position but White is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Obaminator looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Obaminator holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now. #SUB2#
White is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Obaminator doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time White. #SUB#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but White pulls his head out easily. #T3#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with White in particular looking to stall.
White is looking to take a break and control but Obaminator is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
White performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
White wants to lay and pray for a moment but Obaminator keeps working. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD2#
White bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Obaminator gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
White trying to mount his opponent but Obaminator defends it.
Obaminator is looking for a sweep. White is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
White is pressing down on Obaminator's thigh, looking to free his foot. Obaminator is holding on for now. #SUB2#
White wants to work for an arm triangle but Obaminator is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Obaminator manages to get to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Thor White will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
It seemed like White was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#TD2#
White scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
White is trying to control. Obaminator wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
White prevents Obaminator from improving his position.#SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.
White seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Obaminator does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Obaminator wants to control but White is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Obaminator is defending against the submission attempts here by White. #SUB2#
White is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Obaminator defends it well. #T1##SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.
Thor White has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
White is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Obaminator to slip a leg under and get back to full guard. #SUB#
White got a little sloppy there for a moment and Obaminator has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, White has managed to get both his arms back between Obaminator's legs - danger averted.
White trying to control the position from guard on top but Obaminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Obaminator throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
Obaminator is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from the bottom but instead White passes into half guard.
White is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB2#
White is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
White is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #T3#
Obaminator is not content to let White control the position.#SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but White pulls his head out easily.
White trying to control from half guard but Obaminator is working away.
White might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Obaminator haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB2#
White is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
White trying to pass the guard but Obaminator defending well.
Obaminator is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
White is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Obaminator defends it well. #SUB2#
White is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Obaminator gets full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Thor White showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
White changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Obaminator tries to avoid it but White manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Obaminator to the ground. Obaminator escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Obaminator throws a push kick but White slaps the foot to one side.
White takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
White fails to land the takedown.
Obaminator catches White with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Obaminator cracks a nice hook into White's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. White does a little dance to reset his feet.
White swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
White ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
A punch combination from White misses.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
White swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
White misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A shot to the liver by Obaminator. Beautiful body shot.
White shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Obaminator pinned against the cage. Obaminator gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Barack Obaminator has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thor White.#T1#
White closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Obaminator misses with a jab to the body
and White cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
White takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
White scores with a nice head shot.
Obaminator scores with a nice right hand.
White needs to keep his hands up - Obaminator had a free shot at his head there.
White misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
White misses the jab.
Obaminator jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Obaminator takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.#TD2#
White closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator regains half guard.#T2##SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
White is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Obaminator is looking to control White's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Obaminator avoid being mounted?#SUB#
Obaminator actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
White is looking for a kimura here.
White passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Obaminator! #T3#
Obaminator can't escape the position.
Obaminator is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Obaminator is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.#SUB2#
White is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Obaminator has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Obaminator! #SUB2#
White working for a triangle but Obaminator defends it easily. #SUB2#
Obaminator got a little sloppy there for a moment and White has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Obaminator has managed to get both his arms back between White's legs - danger averted.
Barack Obaminator has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
Obaminator looking to pass the guard.
White wants to control but Obaminator passes easily into half guard.
White trying to control from the bottom.
Obaminator trying to control from half guard but White is working away.
White wants to control but Obaminator passes into side.
White is trying to work for a sweep but Obaminator has mounted him!
Obaminator looking to finish with strikes here!
Obaminator thowing shots but they're missing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
I think White has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 28:29
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thor White!
A victorious Thor White thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: C280: Marley vs Olsen II
Date: Feb 18, 2024

#R1#
Gracie checks a leg kick.
Gracie throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range.
Gracie dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Some wild striking there from Gracie.
Both fighters circling a little - Obaminator finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Gracie is out of range.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Gracie slips the punch.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Gracie fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gracie gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gracie lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A nice inside leg kick there by Obaminator. That's going to slow Gracie down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL2#
Gracie takes the fight into the clinch.
Gracie cracks Obaminator with a nice body shot.#BC2#
Gracie escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Obaminator misses the jab.
Gracie tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Gracie rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Obaminator moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T1#
Obaminator scores with a nice strike.
Obaminator lands the left hand.
Gracie lands a head kick. Obaminator smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Obaminator.
Gracie throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
As Gracie backs away, Obaminator returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#CL2#
Gracie moves into range and clinches up with Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a body punch. #BC2#
Gracie's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gracie has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Obaminator lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gracie has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gracie and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Gracie throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Obaminator circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gracie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obaminator attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. #CL2#
Gracie clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Gracie breaks the clinch.
Gracie takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Obaminator avoids the head kick by Gracie.
Gracie uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a low kick but it's checked well by Gracie.
Obaminator showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gracie.
As Gracie backs away, Obaminator returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#T2#
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Gracie looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Gracie seems unphased.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Gracie.
Gracie defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
Gracie waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
Gracie blocks a jab.
Gracie tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Obaminator connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Gracie throws a sloppy head kick and Obaminator moves out of range easily.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gracie.
Gracie throws a series of punches but Obaminator moves out of range.
Gracie throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gracie tries to clinch up but Obaminator circles away and keeps his distance.
Obaminator is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Gracie wants to clinch.
Obaminator walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Gracie checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Gracie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator swats away the attempt to clinch by Gracie.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Gracie manages to avoid it.#T3#
Gracie tries to clinch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Obaminator avoids the head kick by Gracie.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gracie has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Gracie will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Obaminator throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gracie fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Obaminator looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Gracie throws a series of punches but Obaminator moves out of range.
Gracie throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice jab there from Gracie.
Gracie throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gracie checks a leg kick nicely.
Gracie tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A counter left hand to the body from Obaminator misses its target.
Gracie misses with a head kick.
Gracie lands a head kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator scores with a nice head shot.
Obaminator connects with a jab.
Obaminator tries to score with a low kick but Gracie moves his leg out of the way.
Gracie misses with a wild combination. #T4#
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gracie manages to avoid it.
Obaminator attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Gracie scores with a head kick. Obaminator tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Obaminator scores with a nice head shot.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Obaminator paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Obaminator feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Gracie's shoulder, as Gracie tries to avoid the shot.
Gracie now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Obaminator slips a jab and a cross from Gracie.
Obaminator misses with a low kick as Gracie jumps back.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
Obaminator lands a right hook to the body.
Gracie throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Obaminator misses its target.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Gracie ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator thows a left - swing and a miss!
Obaminator cracks Gracie with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gracie tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator appears to be looking for a big counter.
Gracie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gracie is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Gracie.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gracie throws out the jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Obaminator throws a shot to the body.
Obaminator lands a jab to the head.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gracie.
Gracie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gracie misses with a wild combination.
Decent striking displayed by Obaminator there.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gracie moves away.
Despite the aggression on Gracie's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Gracie will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Holden Gracie is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Obaminator is looking to land body kicks.
Obaminator lands a right hook to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
A head kick misses from Gracie.
Gracie moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Obaminator with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Gracie moves out of range.
Gracie tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Gracie throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gracie swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Gracie throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range. #T1#
Gracie moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Gracie looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator moves out of range as Gracie strikes.
Gracie throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Obaminator tries to score with a low kick but Gracie moves his leg out of the way.
Jab by Obaminator.
Gracie tries to clinch but Obaminator is having none of it.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Gracie throws a head kick that misses.
Gracie connects with a right hand. Obaminator shakes it off.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Gracie looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Gracie ducked under it nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gracie!
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gracie takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Gracie takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gracie misses with a double jab.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gracie has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Some wild striking there from Gracie.
Obaminator lands a glancing blow to the side of Gracie's head.#T2#
Gracie lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Obaminator stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Gracie misses with a wild combination.
A right-left combo lands from Gracie.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Gracie just misses with a punch to the body.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Jab, jab by Obaminator - just one landing.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gracie misses with a two punch combination.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Gracie throws a big counter head kick but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Gracie throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Gracie tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gracie was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Gracie moves out of range.
Gracie throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gracie throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range.
Gracie takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Gracie looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#T3#
Gracie looks to land a left hand but Obaminator moved out of range nicely.
Obaminator appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
No joy there for Gracie, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gracie looks to land a combination but Obaminator avoids it well.
Gracie takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Gracie looks to land a combination but Obaminator avoids it well.
Gracie is breathing heavily.
Gracie takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Obaminator ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Gracie! But no joy.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator's corner calls for a 1-2. Obaminator obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Obaminator lands a nice hook to Gracie's body. Gracie takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Gracie slips the punch.
Obaminator tries to land a leg kick but Gracie saw it coming and moves away.
Obaminator takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick and Gracie moves out of range easily.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Gracie is looking to clinch but Obaminator is avoiding it.
Obaminator lands with a shot to the body. #T4#
A slow jab from Gracie misses its intended target.
Gracie swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Obaminator lands a leg kick that knocks Gracie off balance momentarily.
Obaminator lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Gracie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gracie has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Obaminator.
Gracie throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gracie avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Gracie is looking to clinch.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
A slapping leg kick lands for Obaminator.
Gracie moves out of range as Obaminator throws a body kick.
Gracie will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Obaminator circles away from the clinch attempt.
Obaminator connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gracie checks the leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Obaminator.
Obaminator cracks Gracie with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gracie was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Gracie steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Gracie is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Gracie looks to land a left hand but Obaminator moved out of range nicely.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gracie throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#CL2#
Gracie gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Gracie breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Obaminator darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Gracie fails to land with a series of punches.
Obaminator tried to score with a low kick but Gracie checks it.
Gracie steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Obaminator.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gracie has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Gracie uses good head movement to avoid it.
A combination from Gracie does no damage.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator misses with a low kick.
Gracie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Obaminator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sloppy strikes from Gracie. Those never looked like landing.
Gracie bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Obaminator connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gracie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A quick step to the side and Obaminator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gracie misses with a double jab.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Gracie. #T1#
Obaminator throws a low kick, looking for Gracie's leg but Gracie calmly moves out of range.
Gracie moves out of range of the strikes.
Gracie throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Gracie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator throws a push kick but Gracie slaps the foot to one side.
Gracie throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gracie throws a sloppy head kick and Obaminator moves out of range easily.
Obaminator throws a hook but Gracie blocks it.
A head kick misses from Gracie.
A swing and a miss from Obaminator.
Gracie looks to land a combination but Obaminator avoids it well.
Gracie takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gracie's head backwards.
Obaminator connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Gracie has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Obaminator takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Gracie is looking to clinch.
Obaminator tried to counter with a leg kick but Gracie avoided it.
Gracie avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gracie misses with a few strikes there.
Gracie walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gracie moves forwards but Obaminator connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Holden Gracie has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Gracie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A solid body kick from Obaminator.
That kick from Obaminator tenderised Gracie's leg. Gracie is trying to keep his angry face on.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gracie. Obaminator does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Gracie checks a low kick from Obaminator.
Gracie throws a sloppy head kick and Obaminator moves out of range easily. #CL2#
Gracie takes the fight into the clinch. #BC2#
Gracie breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gracie lands a glancing blow to the side of Obaminator's head.
Obaminator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Obaminator digs a good body shot into Gracie's ribs.
Gracie tries to close the distance and clinch but Obaminator swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Obaminator throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Gracie on the side of the head.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gracie sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Gracie tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Gracie tries to move into range but Obaminator moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Gracie walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Gracie tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Gracie.
Gracie lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Gracie throws a series of strikes that have Obaminator backpedaling.
Gracie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gracie tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gracie.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Gracie! But no joy.
Obaminator throws a low kick but it's checked well by Gracie.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gracie misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gracie's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Gracie moves out of range of the leg kick from Obaminator.
Gracie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obaminator half committed to a counter leg kick.
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
As Gracie backs away, Obaminator returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#CL2#
Gracie drives through and clinches with Obaminator against the cage. #BC2#
Gracie pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Gracie takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gracie. Obaminator does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator drops his hands momentarily and Gracie takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator lands with a good body shot.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Obaminator misses. #T4#
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Gracie is out of range.
Obaminator moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A jab from Obaminator does it's job there.
Obaminator has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Obaminator there as he acknowledges the shot.
Gracie swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Obaminator throws a leg kick that is checked
and Gracie counters with a head kick.
Gracie looks to land a combination but Obaminator avoids it well.
Gracie throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
A nice leg kick from Obaminator, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gracie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Gracie.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Gracie's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
Obaminator jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick.
Obaminator tries a low kick but Gracie avoids it.
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Gracie's head back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Obaminator, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 29:28
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:28
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: C276: Billabong vs Malley
Date: Feb 04, 2024

#R1#
Lang jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Lang moved out of range nicely.#CL2#
Lang has managed to clinch.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lang lands a hook that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Obaminator misses with a punch on the inside.
Obaminator lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lang keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Obaminator's efforts to push away.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lang lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Lang controls his hands.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Obaminator is trying to force a seperation but Lang has the dominant position.
A frustrated look appears on Obaminator's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Obaminator is trying to break the clinch but Lang is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator is trying to break free.
Lang can't find room to land a body shot as Obaminator controls the action.
Lang blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Lang misses with a punch on the inside.
Lang misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator blocks an uppercut. #T1#
Obaminator is trying to break the clinch but Lang has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lang.
Lang lands a nice shot to the body.
Lang working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lang swings wildly with an uppercut but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
Obaminator pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A lazy left from Lang finds it's target.#CL2#
Lang closes the distance and clinches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obaminator.
Obaminator has had enough of the clinch but Lang keeps him there for the moment.
Obaminator is trying to force a seperation but Lang has the dominant position.#BC#
Obaminator breaks the clinch.
Lang with a jab.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It seemed like Lang was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice defenses there by Lang.
Lang misses with a body shot.
Lang ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.#CL2#
Lang moves into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lang tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obaminator's elbow.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Lang. #T2#
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Lang.
Obaminator tries to circle away but Lang has him pinned against the cage.
Lang has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator.
Lang lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Lang avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
Obaminator blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lang can't find room to land a body shot as Obaminator controls the action.
Obaminator working hard to break the clinch.
Obaminator tries to break free but Lang pushes him back against the cage.
Lang lands a body shot in the clinch. #BC#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Lang takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Lang saw that one coming.
Lang replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Obaminator blocks it well.
Obaminator punishes Lang's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
enabling Lang to counter with a crisp jab.
Lang scoring well with a low kick there.
Obaminator takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lang has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Obaminator.
Lang scores with a hook to the body. Obaminator takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A big left from Obaminator misses. #T3#
A punch combination from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator looks to throw a body kick
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Obaminator walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lang checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lang wants to counter with a clinch but Obaminator pushes him away.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.
Lang appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Lang.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Obaminator.
Lang works Obaminator's body with a nice hook.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Lang.
Lang scores with a leg kick.
Lang works the jab nicely.
Lang throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lang uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Obaminator wants to land a leg kick but Lang is out of range.
Lang throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Obaminator lands a leg kick that knocks Lang off balance momentarily.
Obaminator tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang. #T4#
Lang misses with a low kick.
Obaminator thinks about countering with a body kick.
Lang slips a jab from Obaminator.
Lang is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Obaminator with a body shot.
Obaminator scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lang has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obaminator will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
An inside leg kick lands from Obaminator. #CL2#
Obaminator gets tackled into the cage by Lang. Lang maintains the clinch.
Lang throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lang lands a left hand. #BC#
Obaminator pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lang tries to clinch up.
Lang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Lang moves forwards but Obaminator connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Lang takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lang keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Obaminator.#CL2#
Lang rushes Obaminator and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lang.
Lang digs a right hand into Obaminator's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Obaminator's gas tank.
Obaminator misses with the head strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Clubber Lang dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Lang slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lang throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Obaminator takes one on the button.
Lang tries to clinch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Lang misses with a body kick.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lang.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Lang ducked under it nicely.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Lang's shoulder, as Lang tries to avoid the shot.
Lang with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lang digs a good hook to Obaminator's body.
Obaminator throws a head kick but Lang moves out of range.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lang has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Lang misses.
Obaminator cracks a nice hook into Lang's ribs.
Lang throws a head kick that half lands. #T1#
A cross from Obaminator lands.
Obaminator lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lang looks to land a body kick but Obaminator moved away.
Lang loads up on a big right hand but Obaminator slips the punch.
Lang feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Obaminators jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lang.
Obaminator swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Lang fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Lang takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lang misses with a looping right.
Lang misses with a low kick.
Obaminator delivers a nice body kick.
Lang misses with a low kick.
Lang slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Lang misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obaminator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lang doesn't seem bothered though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lang moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Obaminator swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Lang counters with a low kick, right behind Obaminator 's knee.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lang misses with a low kick.#T2#
Obaminator will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Lang takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lang misses with a looping left.
Lang missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Lang takes a jab right on the kisser.
Lang misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Obaminator moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lang uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
A punch lands to the side of Lang 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lang.
Lang connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Obaminator momentarily.
A jab from Lang finds it's way through Obaminator's defenses.
Lang fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Some bone on bone action there as Lang checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lang takes a shot to the body in his stride. #T3#
Some bone on bone action there as Obaminator checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lang takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Lang thumps Obaminator with a low kick.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Lang avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jab by Lang.
Obaminator chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lang can pounce on him.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lang looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That kick from Lang tenderised Obaminator's leg. Obaminator is trying to keep his angry face on.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lang was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Lang connects with a leg kick.
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lang avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Obaminator throws a wild body kick that Lang sees coming a mile off.
Lang blocks a jab.#T4#
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Obaminator catches Lang with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Obaminator pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lang is out of range and Obaminator settles back down.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Lang's body.
Obaminator scores with a jab.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lang throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Lang pushes Obaminator away with a front kick.#CL2#
Lang fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Obaminator, pushing him back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Lang tries a body shot but Obaminator blocks it.
Lang's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Obaminator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lang.
Lang lands a nice uppercut.
Clubber Lang seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lang lands with a short head shot on the inside. #BC#
Obaminator pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lang tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Obaminator is able to avoid easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lang pushes Obaminator away with a front kick.
Obaminator scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lang in his tracks.
Lang is looking to clinch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
Lang misses with a looping right.
Lang ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Lang is trying to counter with his kicks.
Lang delivers a nice body kick.
Obaminator misses with a body shot
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Lang fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range.
Obaminator checks the leg kick.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
Lang doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Obaminator swings for the body but Lang moves out of range.
Lang takes one on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator with a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Obaminator lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lang has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lang and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lang was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Lang's shoulder, as Lang tries to avoid the shot.
Lang misses with a looping right.#T1#
Lang takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lang takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Lang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator sets himself, and Lang steps forward looking for the clinch! Obaminator avoids it this time.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Obaminator blocks the body kick.
Obaminator throws a low kick but Lang moves out of range easily.
Obaminator swats away the attempt to clinch by Lang.
Lang misses the jab.
Lang misses with a straight right.
Obaminator lands a lovely overhand right.
Lang misses with a hook.
Lang looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lang checks a leg kick.
Obaminator throws a half hearted mid kick.#T2#
Lang scores with a nice head shot.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Lang throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Lang's head but Lang sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lang takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator swings for the body but Lang moves out of range.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
Lang scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the body
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Obaminator is looking to score with low kicks.
Lang feints and then cracks Obaminator's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Obaminator down.
Lang avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Lang avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lang fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Obaminator checks it well. #T3#
Obaminator connects with a leg kick.
Obaminator bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lang's head.#CL2#
Lang has closed the distance and engaged Obaminator in a clinch.
Lang lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator is trying to push Lang away but Lang has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lang scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lang tries to throw a body punch but Obaminator avoids it by throwing Lang back against the cage.
Lang works on Obaminator's body with a couple of short punches.
Lang swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lang struggles to land a body shot inside as Obaminator controls his hands.
Lang lands a body punch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lang scores with a shot to the side of Obaminator's head.
Obaminator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lang blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lang presses Obaminator against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lang digs a right hand underneath Obaminator's ribcage. Obaminator let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lang lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A body shot lands from Lang.
Lang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T4#
Lang scores with a nice hook to the head.
Obaminator blocks a body shot from Lang.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lang creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lang has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lang doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A body shot lands from Lang.
A right hook to the body lands for Lang.
Lang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lang softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lang lands with a right to the head.
Obaminator is trying to break the clinch but Lang has him pressed against the cage.
Nice body punch from Lang.
Nice body punch from Lang.
Good body shot from Lang.
Lang lands a right hand.
A right hook to the body lands for Lang.
Lang struggles to land a body shot inside as Obaminator controls his hands.
Lang lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lang works on Obaminator's body with a couple of short punches.
Lang misses with a shot to the kidneys.

And that's the end of the fight!
Clubber Lang comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Lang has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clubber Lang!
A relieved looking Clubber Lang thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Barack Obaminator spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: C268: Kreischer vs Hoost
Date: Jan 14, 2024

#R1#
Rocksaw lands a leg kick that knocks Obaminator off balance momentarily.
Obaminator turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Obaminator comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Rocksaw ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a nice head kick!
Rocksaw ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Rocksaw swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator throws a body kick that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a slapping leg kick.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Rocksaw seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rocksaw throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rocksaw pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Rocksaw misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator blocks the body kick. #T1#
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Rocksaw doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Rocksaw's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator scores with a hook.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Rocksaw has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
Obaminator lands with a nice body punch.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Rocksaw's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Rocksaw.
Obaminator throws a push kick but Rocksaw slaps the foot to one side.
A countering left hand to the body from Rocksaw misses.
Rocksaw looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rocksaw misses with a kick to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Rocksaw crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Obaminator - the referee stops the clock and Rocksaw gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Obaminator. Rocksaw manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Rocksaw tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Obaminator punishes Rocksaw's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.
Rocksaw throws a nice looking combination but Obaminator bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Obaminator misses with a low kick.
Obaminator misses the jab.
Rocksaw moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator takes a swing at Rocksaw's ribcage but misses.
Rocksaw misses with a body kick.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rocksaw takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Rocksaw moves out of range. #T3#
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice side step and Rocksaw releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Rocksaw takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
Rocksaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
Rocksaw looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rocksaw is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Obaminator rather than just go for the knockout.
A big right from Obaminator misses.
Nice defenses there by Rocksaw.
A low kick lands for Rocksaw.
Nice defenses there by Rocksaw.
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Obaminator digs a good body shot into Rocksaw's ribs.
Rocksaw lands a body shot.
Rocksaw goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rocksaw doesn't seem bothered though.
Rocksaw swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator is looking to slow Rocksaw down with leg kicks.
Rocksaw with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obaminator throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the body.
Rocksaw takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Obaminator connects with a single shot there.
Rocksaw lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rocksaw takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obaminator lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rocksaw throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rocksaw misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
Rocksaw takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Rocksaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rocksaw's sensitive parts.
Rocksaw moves away from the strike by Obaminator.
Rocksaw throws a right hand that Obaminator ducks under and follows up with a left that Obaminator also avoids with ease.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Rocksaw manages to avoid it.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rocksaw can do to turn this around?
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rocksaw.
Rocksaw keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rocksaw looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Obaminator lands an overhand right.
Obaminator smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses with a hook
and Rocksaw counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Rocksaw moved out of range.
Rocksaw uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Rocksaw moves out of range.
Rocksaw slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Rocksaw doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#T1#
Rocksaw throws a predictable looking body shot
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rocksaw's head backwards.
Rocksaw on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obaminator. Obaminator obviously looking to wear him down.
Rocksaw takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Obaminator lands with a nice body punch.
Rocksaw throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rocksaw.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Rocksaw counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rocksaw ducks right into an uppercut from Obaminator.
Rocksaw tries to move into range but Obaminator moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T2#
Obaminator lands a head shot.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Obaminator connects with a right hand. Rocksaw shakes it off.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Rocksaw ducks down to avoid it.
Rocksaw follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Rocksaw avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rocksaw now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A big left from Rocksaw misses.
Rocksaw blocks a leg kick.
Rocksaw shapes to counter with a head kick.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rocksaw.
Rocksaw scores with a nice body kick.
Rocksaw throws a nice outside leg kick.
Obaminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rocksaw looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#T3#
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Rocksaw flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
Rocksaw lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a body kick.
Rocksaw lands with a thumping leg kick.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Rocksaw slips under a jab.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
and Rocksaw counters with an inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Rocksaw 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Rocksaw blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Rocksaw slips under a jab.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick. #T4#
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rocksaw counters with an outside leg kick.
Rocksaw scores with a push kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
and Rocksaw counters with a good low kick that Obaminator was not able to check.
Obaminator takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Rocksaw tries to move into range but Obaminator moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rocksaw takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator throws a leg kick that misses.
Rocksaw pushes Obaminator away with a front kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rocksaw throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Rocksaw manages to avoid it.
Rocksaw lands with a nice body kick.
Rocksaw has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rocksaw tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Obaminator scores with a push kick.
Obaminator takes a swing at Rocksaw's ribcage but misses.
Rocksaw counters with a body kick.
Rocksaw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rocksaw looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Rocksaw wants to land a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Rocksaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Rocksaw looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator backing away here, and Rocksaw unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Obaminator lands with a hook. Rocksaw tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Rocksaw's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Obaminator pivots, looking for a leg kick but Rocksaw is out of range and Obaminator settles back down.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Rocksaw gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.#T1#
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Rocksaw seems unphased.
Rocksaw swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
and Rocksaw counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rocksaw slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rocksaw manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Rocksaw moved away.
And Rocksaw responds with a good body kick, but Obaminator manages to step out the way in time.
Obaminator throws a hook but Rocksaw blocks it.
A nice leg kick from Rocksaw, right into the meat of the thigh.
Rocksaw checks a low kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rocksaw makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Obaminator really felt that one!
Ramone Rocksaw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T2#
Obaminator throws a poor cross that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a series of strikes. Obaminator will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator throws a leg kick #KD2#
and Rocksaw counters with a nice right hand that sends Obaminator toppling to the canvas! Obaminator scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Rocksaw finish him?!
Rocksaw moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rocksaw was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Rocksaw scores with a kick to the midsection.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Rocksaw now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Rocksaw is looking to land body kicks.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Rocksaw throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Obaminator feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Rocksaw lands with a nice body kick.
Obaminator is looking to slow Rocksaw down with leg kicks.
A leg kick checked by Rocksaw.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Rocksaw.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rocksaw.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rocksaw sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Rocksaw.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Rocksaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Rocksaw takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Rocksaw swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Rocksaw turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator throws an off balance right hand
and Rocksaw counters with a low kick, right behind Obaminator 's knee.
Rocksaw doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot. #T4#
Obaminator misses with a leg kick
and Rocksaw counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #KD2#
Rocksaw lands a big head kick that sends Obaminator tumbling to the mat! Rocksaw takes a step backwards and waves Obaminator back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Obaminator is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a solid body kick.
Oh Obaminator is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rocksaw is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Obaminator flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Obaminator is out cold! Rocksaw holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ramone Rocksaw!
An intense looking Ramone Rocksaw took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Always gonna KO this guy'.
Barack Obaminator was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be black'.

Event: C263: Lehto vs Kreischer
Date: Dec 31, 2023

#R1#
Lew moves out of range of the leg kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Lew's shoulder, as Lew tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lew is out of range.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lew moves away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lew! But no joy.
Lew throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lew.
Obaminator stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lew takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Obaminator jabs at Lew's body.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
Jab, jab by Lew - just one landing.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lew has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obaminator lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lew walks into a left hand.
Lew doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Lew misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Obaminator takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Obaminator moves out of range as Lew strikes.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lew has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lew throws a leg kick but Obaminator checks it.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body shot.
Lew explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Obaminator lands a nice hook to Lew's body. Lew takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A slow jab from Lew misses its intended target.
Lew gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator tests Lew's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lew stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obaminator.
Lew takes one on the button.#T2#
Lew throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator with the inside leg kick.
Obaminator lands a jab.
Obaminator is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Lew swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the body
and Lew counters with a nice uppercut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Lew flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
Obaminator catches Lew with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Lew throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lew misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator looks for the body kick but Lew saw that one coming.
Lew throws a counter combo.
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Obaminator thuds his shin into the meat of Lew's side.
Obaminator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Obaminator lands a jab.#T3#
The crowd cheers as Obaminator lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lew doesn't seem phased though.
A lazy left from Obaminator finds it's target.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lew misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lew throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Lew seems unphased.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Lew moves away and avoids it.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Lew checks it.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator scores with a push kick.
Lew staying out of range there.
A nice side step and Lew releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Lew misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator scores with a body shot. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lew.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Lew moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lew! But no joy.
Lew keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lew throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range.
Lew walks into a straight right hand from Obaminator.
Lew works Obaminator's body with a nice hook.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lew walks into a left hand.
Lew misses with a low kick.
Obaminator scores with a punch to the head.
Lew scores with a sloppy right hand. Obaminator should have avoided that one.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
Obaminator does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lew scores with the left hand. Obaminator knows he should have avoided that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's time! Obaminator's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Obaminator swings for the body but Lew moves out of range. #KD2#
Lew feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Obaminator sprawling to the canvas! Obaminator rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Lew finish him?! #ROC2#Obaminator is rocked!
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Lew.
Oh Obaminator is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Obaminator throws a shot to the body.
Obaminator seems to have got his legs back now.
Lew blocks a leg kick.
Obaminator thumps Lew with a low kick.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator connects with the punch.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Obaminator.
Lew uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Lew flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
Obaminator thumps Lew with a low kick.
Lew throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lew can do to turn this around?
Lew fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator tries to land a leg kick but Lew saw it coming and moves away.
Lew scores with the left hand. Obaminator knows he should have avoided that one. #T1##KD2#
Lew cracks Obaminator with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Lew has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Obaminator to stand back up!
Lew takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Obaminator swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lew.
Lew cracks Obaminator with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Obaminator falls to his knees and Lew doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Julius Lew!
A victorious Julius Lew thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Barack Obaminator spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: C262: Albatross vs Femme II
Date: Dec 24, 2023

#R1#
Matsuda looks to land a right hand but Obaminator moved out of range.#TD#
Matsuda is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Obaminator's half guard.#SUB#
Matsuda is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Obaminator sees it coming and defends easily.
Matsuda is nestled in close to Obaminator, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Obaminator wants to get back to full guard.
Matsuda takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#SUB#
Matsuda is trying to work for a kimura but Obaminator is defending well.
Matsuda prevents Obaminator from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1##SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.
Obaminator is looking to improve his position.
Matsuda not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Obaminator is defending against the submission attempts here by Matsuda.
Matsuda wants to lay and pray for a moment but Obaminator keeps working.
Matsuda is nestled in close to Obaminator, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB2#
Obaminator looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Obaminator is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Matsuda scores with a couple of nice shots.
Obaminator on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Matsuda trying to control from half guard but Obaminator is working away.
Obaminator has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Matsuda is working away from the top position though.
Obaminator regains full guard. Nicely done.
Obaminator keeping moving, preventing Matsuda from controlling successfully. #T3#
Obaminator keeping full guard, as Matsuda tries to pass.
Matsuda wants to control from the top but Obaminator keeps moving.
Matsuda scoring with punches to the head and body.
Matsuda trying to control but Obaminator is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Matsuda passes into side control.
Obaminator gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #T4#
Matsuda seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Matsuda scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Obaminator has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Matsuda is working away from the top position though.
Obaminator won't allow Matsuda to pass to mount.
Matsuda working the head and body with strikes.
Obaminator trying to control here.
Obaminator tries to roll over but Matsuda keeps him under control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Obaminator trying to hold on to Matsuda's head to control him but Matsuda postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tanaka Matsuda dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Obaminator misses with an uppercut #TD#
and Matsuda counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #SUB#
Matsuda wants to work for an arm triangle but Obaminator is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Obaminator is positioning himself well to prevent Matsuda advancing to mount. #SUB2#
Matsuda throws a strike but Obaminator manages to get a kimura sweep and he's found himself on top with the kimura half locked in! This would be a real turnaround! He's torquing it... Will Matsuda tap??? YES! He's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: C259: Obaminator vs Nakagawa V
Date: Dec 17, 2023

#R1#
Nakagawa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Nakagawa.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Good standup being displayed there by Obaminator as he connects with a hook.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Nakagawa saw that one coming.
Obaminator jabs Nakagawa right on the nose. Nakagawa blinks but takes it well.
Nakagawa takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nakagawa misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator takes one to the chin there.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Nakagawa is out of range. #TD2#
Nakagawa fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Obaminator sprawls well initially but Nakagawa persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nakagawa is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Obaminator tries to get to full guard but Nakagawa has control of the leg. #T1#
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nakagawa lands a nice short elbow.
Nakagawa is trying to control the action in half guard but Obaminator is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Nakagawa is looking to stall here but Obaminator recovers full guard. #SUB#
Obaminator is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nakagawa defends well.
Nakagawa postures up and lands a big shot to Obaminator's brow.
Obaminator tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
Nakagawa slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Obaminator is looking to reverse the position.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Nakagawa working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
Obaminator takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Nakagawa trying to control the action but Obaminator is working from the bottom.
Nakagawa has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB2#
Obaminator wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Nakagawa has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Obaminator's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Obaminator is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Nakagawa!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Shinnosuke Nakagawa!
Shinnosuke Nakagawa is the new middleweight champion!
A relieved looking Shinnosuke Nakagawa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Barack Obaminator spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: C254: Obaminator vs Machado II
Date: Dec 03, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator tries to land a leg kick but Machado saw it coming and moves away.
Machado appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator misses with a head kick.
It seemed like Machado was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Machado ducked under it nicely.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Machado takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT#It looks like Wanderson Machado has been cut.
Machado with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Obaminator to score with a decent uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Machado was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A left lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Machado saw that one coming.#T1#
Obaminator throws a series of punches but Machado moves out of range.
Obaminator goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Machado moved out of range nicely.
Obaminator fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Machado takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Obaminator throws a poor cross that misses
and Machado counters with a nice low kick that buckles Obaminator's knee momentarily.
Machado tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#T2#
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Obaminator - that will leave a mark!
Obaminator lands with an uppercut that bounces Machado off the cage and back into range.#CUT#That has opened up Wanderson Machado's cut even more.
A punch lands to the side of Machado 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Machado moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Obaminator tries to land a body kick
and Machado counters with a low kick, right behind Obaminator 's knee.
Machado uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.#T3#
Machado takes one to the side of the head.
Obaminator misses with a body shot
and Machado counters with a head kick. That will keep Obaminator thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Machado tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice defenses there by Machado.
Machado on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Machado checks a leg kick nicely.
Machado doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator cracks Machado with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#T4#
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Machado's head back. #CUT#The cut above Wanderson Machado's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Machado walks forward, straight into a front kick from Obaminator.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator throws a lazy right hand but Machado sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Obaminator.
Donk. Obaminator catches Machado right on the button with a cross.
Obaminator throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Wanderson Machado's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Obaminator lands a body shot.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Machado on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Obaminator scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Obaminator connects with a solid leg kick.
Obaminator is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T1#
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Machado! But no joy.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator punishes Machado's body with a nice straight punch.
Machado uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Machado throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Machado was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Obaminator misses the jab.
Obaminator tries to land a front kick but Machado steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.#T2#
Machado moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Machado only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Machado moves out of range of the body kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a lazy body kick
and Machado counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator misses with a body shot
and Machado counters with a nice kick to the body.
Obaminator is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Obaminator throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Machado swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machado was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Machado can do to turn this around?
Machado bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T3#
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick and Machado moves out of range easily.
Obaminator swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Machado to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
Obaminator scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Obaminator lands a glancing blow to the side of Machado's head.#CUT#Wanderson Machado's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.#T4#
Obaminator throws a hook but Machado blocks it.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Machado counters with an outside leg kick.
Obaminator misses with an attempted mid kick.
Obaminator misses with an attempted mid kick.
Machado let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator misses with a kick to the body.
Machado keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Obaminator.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Wanderson Machado's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R3#
Jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a half hearted mid kick.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Machado throws a counter combo.
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator is looking to land body kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Obaminator takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T1#
Obaminator misses with a hook
and Machado counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Obaminator lands with a good body shot.
Obaminator lands a leg kick that knocks Machado off balance momentarily.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Machado moved out of range nicely.
Machado lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Obaminator is looking to land body kicks.
Machado counters with a body kick.
Obaminator throws a leg kick
and Machado makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Obaminator really felt that one!
Machado ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Machado swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T2#
Machado avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
Obaminator throws a head kick that Machado semi-blocks.
Some bone on bone action there as Machado checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. #T3#
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Machado has time to react.
Obaminator lands with a thumping leg kick.
Obaminator throws a hook but Machado avoids it easily.
Machado avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Machado throws a counter combo.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Machado counters with a one-two to the body.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Machado slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Machado has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Machado now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A nice combination there by Obaminator.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Wanderson Machado's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator retains his middleweight title!
A very excited looking Barack Obaminator made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: C248: Obama vs Giovanni III
Date: Nov 12, 2023

#R1#
Giovanni closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Giovanni sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Giovanni throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
It seemed like Giovanni was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Giovanni.
A little jabbing left from Giovanni on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator slips a jab from Giovanni.
Obaminator half committed to a counter leg kick.
Obaminator scores with a spinning back kick!
Obaminator misses with a kick to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#T1#
Giovanni softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Obaminator has had enough of the clinch but Giovanni keeps him there for the moment.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Obaminator creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Giovanni backwards.
Giovanni lands a left hand that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Giovanni tries a body shot but Obaminator blocks it.
Giovanni scores with a shot to the side of Obaminator's head.
Giovanni lands a right hand.
Giovanni struggles to land a body shot inside as Obaminator controls his hands. #BC#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A little jabbing left from Giovanni on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Giovanni uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Giovanni throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator throws a jab when Giovanni was well out of range.
Giovanni throws a big counter head kick but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator throws a head kick but Giovanni moves out of range.
A nice side step and Giovanni releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Giovanni takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.
Nice cross by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Giovanni feints a counter leg kick.#T3##KD2#
Giovanni drops Obaminator with a beautiful combination! Obaminator stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Giovanni is looking for the KO!#CUT2#It looks like Barack Obaminator has been cut.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Giovanni.
Giovanni swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Giovanni takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator lands with a good body shot.
Giovanni steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator cracks Giovanni with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Obaminator thows a left - swing and a miss! #T4#
Giovanni has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a hook
and Giovanni counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Giovanni on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Obaminator throws a leg kick that is checked
and Giovanni counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Obaminator feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Giovannis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Giovanni misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barack Obaminator's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
A solid leg kick lands there for Obaminator.
Obaminator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#CL2#
Giovanni gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Giovanni goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Giovanni's elbow.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Giovanni controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Obaminator fails to land. #BC#
Obaminator's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Giovanni can do to turn this around?
Giovanni takes one on the button.#T1#
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
Obaminator misses with a kick to the body.
Giovanni throws a nice inside leg kick.
A solid body kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws an off balance right hand
and Giovanni counters with a lovely straight right hand!#KD#
Obaminator throws a left that rocks Giovanni and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Obaminator dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Giovanni regain composure!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Giovanni is looking to regain half guard here but Obaminator keeps moving and retains side control. #T2#
A lull in the action here as Obaminator stalls from top position.
Obaminator is looking to take a break and control but Giovanni is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Obaminator moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. #SUB#
Obaminator tries for a kimura but Giovanni is defending well. #T3##SUB#
Obaminator looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Obaminator working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Obaminator is trying to get an arm triangle but Giovanni is defending well. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Giovanni is looking to regain half guard here but Obaminator keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Obaminator wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Giovanni, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Obaminator wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Giovanni, who protects the arm well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Obaminator wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Giovanni, who protects the arm well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Barack Obaminator's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3#
Giovanni avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Giovanni slips the punch.
Giovanni misses with a straight right.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Giovanni's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Giovanni saw that one coming.
And Giovanni responds with a good body kick, but Obaminator manages to step out the way in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses with a kick to the body.
A nice side step and Giovanni releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Giovanni saw that one coming.
Good standup being displayed there by Obaminator as he connects with a hook.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Giovanni lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Obaminator looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Obaminator's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Giovanni connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Obaminator scrambles back to his feet.
Giovanni moves away from the strike by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Obaminator misses with the combination. #T2#
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Giovanni tries a quick counter leg kick but Obaminator is wise to it.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Giovanni avoids the punch easily.
Giovanni slips a jab from Obaminator.
Giovanni throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator throws a series of punches but Giovanni moves out of range.
Obaminator throws a lazy right hand but Giovanni sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T3#
Giovanni ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
A little jabbing left from Giovanni on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Giovanni uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Giovanni uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
and Giovanni cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Giovanni takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #T4#
Obaminator tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A countering left hand to the body from Giovanni misses.
Giovanni throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Giovanni slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Giovanni throws a counter combo.
Obaminator cracks Giovanni with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Giovanni throws a leg kick that misses.
And Obaminator counters with a quick kick to the body but Giovanni blocks it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Giovanni throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator sizes up Giovanni with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Barack Obaminator's cut.
That's time! Obaminator's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R4#
Giovanni bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Obaminator's head.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Giovanni tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A quick step to the side and Obaminator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Obaminator jabs Giovanni to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Giovanni tries to close the distance and clinch but Obaminator swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Giovanni.#T1#
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Giovanni! But no joy.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
Giovanni avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Giovanni manages to avoid it.
Despite the aggression on Giovanni's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Giovanni ducked under it nicely.
Giovanni looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
and Giovanni connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obaminator gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#T2#
Giovanni avoids the head kick by Obaminator.
Giovanni unleashes a big counter combination but Obaminator bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.
Obaminator lands a jab.
Giovanni throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Giovanni has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Giovanni misses with a jab, cross combination.
Obaminator lands with a nice body punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Giovanni does a little dance to reset his feet.#T3#
Giovanni blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Giovanni slips under a jab.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Giovanni manages to avoid it.
Obaminator connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Giovanni's hands.
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Giovanni's head back.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick. #T4#
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Giovanni sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Giovanni ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Giovanni only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Giovanni punishes Obaminator's body with a nice straight punch.
Crunch! Giovanni slams his shin into Obaminator's torso.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator looks to land a combination but Giovanni avoids it well.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Giovanni! But no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator had his way with Sonny Giovanni in that round.
The cut man is working on Barack Obaminator's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R5#
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick
and Giovanni counters with a body kick.
Sonny Giovanni has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Giovanni tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Obaminator paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Giovanni misses with a looping left.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Giovanni moved out of range nicely.
Obaminator keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Giovanni tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Giovanni.
Giovanni fails in his attempt to clinch. #T1#
Obaminator with a jab.
Giovanni has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A nice inside leg kick there by Giovanni. That's going to slow Obaminator down.
A jab from Giovanni misses.
Giovanni ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Giovanni stuns Obaminator with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Giovanni just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T2#
Obaminator throws a series of punches but Giovanni moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Giovanni! But no joy.
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
and Giovanni counters with a nice body kick.
Giovanni pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Giovanni scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Obaminator takes a swing at Giovanni's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Giovanni! But no joy.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Giovanni throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Giovanni at a distance.
A slow jab from Giovanni misses its intended target.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Giovanni replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Obaminator blocks it well.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Giovanni manages to avoid it.
Giovanni now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Obaminator throws a hook but Giovanni blocks it.
A big left from Giovanni misses.
Obaminator is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T4##CL2#
Giovanni closes the distance and clinches.
Obaminator wants to break free but Giovanni has control.
Giovanni lands with a left to the head.
Giovanni misses with a hook to the ribs.
Giovanni misses with a body punch.
Giovanni softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Giovanni.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Giovanni fails to land.
Obaminator wants to break the clinch but can't.
Giovanni tries to land knees in the clinch but Obaminator avoids the damage to the body.
Giovanni keeps control of Obaminator as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #BC#
Obaminator escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Giovanni blocks a jab.
Giovanni only half commits to the counter leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Sonny Giovanni.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 49:46
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 49:46
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator retains his middleweight title!
Barack Obaminator decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: C245: Yarborough vs Obaminator
Date: Oct 29, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Yarborough walks into a stiff left hand from Obaminator.
Yarborough has been working on his boxing with his coaches at FF Forever in the buildup to the fight.
Good leg kick by Yarborough.
Yarborough ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Yarborough throws a leg kick that is checked
and Obaminator counters with a nice low kick that buckles Yarborough's knee momentarily.
Obaminator walks into a straight right hand from Yarborough.
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yarborough.
A countering left hand to the body from Obaminator misses.
Yarborough gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
Nice defenses there by Yarborough.
Yarborough misses with a straight left.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Yarborough.
Yarborough misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Nice body kick there by Obaminator.
Yarborough misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Yarborough connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Obaminator momentarily.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Yarborough ducked under it nicely.
Yarborough misses with a leg kick
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Yarborough throws a leg kick but Obaminator checks it.
Good leg kick by Yarborough.
Obaminator checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yarborough scores with the left hand. Obaminator knows he should have avoided that one.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
James Yarborough seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Obaminator checks a low kick from Yarborough.
Obaminator ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Obaminator throws a jab when Yarborough was well out of range.
Yarborough jabs Obaminator to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Yarborough throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yarborough throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator throws out a counter right but Yarborough avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Yarborough moves away and avoids it.
Yarborough looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nice jab there from Obaminator.
Yarborough scores with a kick to the midsection.
Obaminator wants to slow Yarborough down by chopping away at his legs.
A nice leg kick from Obaminator, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yarborough scores with a body shot.
Yarborough fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Obaminator.
Yarborough takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yarborough lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yarborough throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Yarborough staying out of range there.
Yarborough throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.#T2##CL#
Yarborough rushes Obaminator and presses him up against the cage.
Yarborough blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator takes a shot to the head.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Yarborough controls his hands.
Yarborough misses with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Yarborough.
Yarborough lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
A short uppercut from Yarborough. #BC2#
Obaminator's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yarborough.
Yarborough connects with the punch.
Yarborough blocks a jab.
Yarborough throws a leg kick but Obaminator sees it coming and moves out of range.
Obaminator fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#CL#
Yarborough takes the fight into the clinch. #BC2#
Obaminator breaks the clinch.
Yarborough lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Obaminator buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yarborough throws a head kick but Obaminator moves out of range. #T3#
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Yarborough.
Obaminator avoids the head kick by Yarborough.
Yarborough connects with a solid leg kick.
Yarborough avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Obaminator misses with a low kick.
Yarborough throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Yarborough misses with a looping left.
A clash of legs there as Obaminator blocks the low kick.
Obaminator is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Yarborough had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Yarborough avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yarborough appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Yarborough thows a left - swing and a miss!
A jab from Obaminator misses.
Yarborough throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Yarborough misses with a kick to the body.
Obaminator feints a counter leg kick.
Yarborough tries to clinch there but Obaminator circles away.
Yarborough misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obaminator tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator scores with a nice right hand.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Yarborough's head but Yarborough sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Yarborough looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Obaminator connects with a solid leg kick.
Yarborough takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T4#
Yarborough misses with a body kick.
Yarborough throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Yarborough moved out of range nicely.
The crowd cheers as Obaminator lands an impressive looking overhand right. Yarborough doesn't seem phased though.
Yarborough staying out of range there.
Yarborough throws a predictable looking body shot
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Yarborough uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Yarborough throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Obaminator throws out a counter right but Yarborough avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator punishes Yarborough's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yarborough misses with a hook to the body
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Yarborough misses with a looping right.
Obaminator throws out a counter right but Yarborough avoids it with no problem.
Yarborough tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obaminator fakes the leg kick and cracks Yarborough in the body.
Obaminator fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Yarborough misses with a low kick.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Yarborough moves away and avoids it.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Yarborough with the inside leg kick.
Yarborough misses with a wild combination.
Obaminator swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obaminator turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator connects with the punch.
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Yarborough swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Obaminator fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Yarborough is out of range.
Yarborough looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Yarborough jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Good work by Obaminator as he checks the leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Yarborough!
Yarborough tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Yarborough catches Obaminator with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Yarborough missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator throws a nice outside leg kick.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yarborough takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator lands a nice hook to Yarborough's body. Yarborough takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Yarborough lands a leg kick that knocks Obaminator off balance momentarily.#T1#
Obaminator scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yarborough in his tracks.
Yarborough uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Yarborough swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Obaminator lands a glancing blow to the side of Yarborough's head.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick and Yarborough moves out of range easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Yarborough darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Obaminator scores with a decent looking hook.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Yarborough ducks down to avoid it.
Yarborough wants to slow Obaminator down by chopping away at his legs.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yarborough.
Obaminator looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Yarborough attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Yarborough missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator is looking to land body kicks.
Obaminator swings for the body but Yarborough moves out of range.
Yarborough uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Yarborough throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the body.
Yarborough throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot. #T2#
Some bone on bone action there as Obaminator checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Yarborough takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Yarborough fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Obaminator checks it well.
Yarborough tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Obaminator is able to avoid easily.
Obaminator swats away the attempt to clinch by Yarborough.
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yarborough misses with a combination
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Yarborough.
Obaminator's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Obaminator is looking to land body kicks.
Yarborough was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Yarborough misses with a kick to the body.
Yarborough bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Obaminator's head.
Obaminator turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Yarborough moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.#T3#
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yarborough.
Yarborough tries to close the distance and clinch but Obaminator swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Yarborough jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Yarborough rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters with a nice body kick.
Good shot there by Obaminator.
Obaminator motions for Yarborough to come forward. Obaminator throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yarborough at a distance.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Yarborough moved out of range nicely.
Yarborough thinks about countering with a body kick.
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yarborough at a distance.
Yarborough throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Obaminator comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Yarborough misses with a right hand
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yarborough fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Obaminator.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yarborough blocks a jab.
Obaminator motions for Yarborough to come forward. Obaminator throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Yarborough tries to land a leg kick but Obaminator saw it coming and moves away.
Obaminator feints a counter leg kick.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T4#
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Yarborough.
Nice straight punches there by Obaminator. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Obaminator.
A head kick by Yarborough misses
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Donk. Yarborough catches Obaminator right on the button with a cross.
Yarborough lands a head shot.
Yarborough throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yarborough is looking to land body kicks.
Yarborough throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
A low kick from Yarborough misses
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Obaminator feints and then cracks Yarborough's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Yarborough down.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Yarborough.
Yarborough has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Obaminator.
Yarborough slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yarborough throws a low kick but Obaminator avoids it.
Obaminator swats away the attempt to clinch by Yarborough.
Yarborough uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Obaminator scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Yarborough tries to close the distance and clinch but Obaminator swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Yarborough loads up on a big right hand but Obaminator slips the punch.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Yarborough was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Yarborough misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
Obaminator jabs Yarborough to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Yarborough lands with a cross.
Yarborough lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Obaminator circles away quickly and effectively.
Yarborough scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Obaminator lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Yarborough looks to land a combination but Obaminator avoids it well.
Yarborough throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
An inside leg kick lands from Yarborough.
Obaminator lands with a shot to the body.
Yarborough scores with a leg kick.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Yarborough.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yarborough throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yarborough wants to clinch but Obaminator slips to the side
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yarborough. #T1#
Obaminator looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #CL#
Yarborough fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Obaminator, pushing him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Obaminator.
A short right from Obaminator on the inside.
Yarborough can't find room to land a body shot as Obaminator controls the action.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator scores with a nice hook to the head.
Yarborough looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Obaminator wants to break free but Yarborough has control.
Obaminator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yarborough fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
Obaminator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hand to the body from Yarborough.
Yarborough blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yarborough goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Yarborough.
Yarborough working aggressively here.
A short right from Yarborough on the inside.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Yarborough controls his hands. #T2#
Obaminator wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Yarborough gets through Obaminator's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
James Yarborough has scored more points in the clinch so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yarborough lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Yarborough misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator tries to break the clinch but Yarborough is controlling the position.
Obaminator wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Yarborough prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Yarborough lands a right hand.
A shot in the inside from Obaminator.
Yarborough misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator misses with some punches.
Yarborough lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Obaminator lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Yarborough backwards.
Obaminator has a couple of punches blocked by Yarborough.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Yarborough lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Obaminator lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T3##BC2#
Obaminator pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Yarborough has time to react.
Yarborough misses with a looping left.
Yarborough avoids a punch combination nicely.
A left lands for Obaminator.
Yarborough throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator lands with an uppercut that bounces Yarborough off the cage and back into range.
Yarborough throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yarborough throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yarborough sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A lazy left from Yarborough finds it's target.
Yarborough looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Yarborough.
Yarborough chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Obaminator can pounce on him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good shot there by Obaminator.#T4#
Obaminator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yarborough.
Yarborough pivots, looking for a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range and Yarborough settles back down.
Obaminator throws out a counter right but Yarborough avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator throws a low kick, looking for Yarborough's leg but Yarborough calmly moves out of range.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Yarborough's head but Yarborough sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Yarborough moves to clinch but Obaminator breaks away
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Yarborough throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice defenses there by Yarborough.
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yarborough throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Yarborough throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator feints a counter leg kick.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yarborough tries to land a front kick but Obaminator steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Yarborough.
Yarborough has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Obaminator finds it's way round the side to connect with Yarborough's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yarborough ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yarborough tries to work over Obaminator's front leg with a kick but Obaminator checks it.
A bone on bone clash there as Obaminator blocks the leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator really dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R4#
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Yarborough throws out the jab.
Obaminator tests Yarborough's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Yarborough swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Yarborough throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a left to the body.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Yarborough.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yarborough.
Yarborough is looking to clinch but Obaminator is avoiding it.
Obaminator takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Yarborough misses with a right hand
and Yarborough takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Yarborough fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Obaminator takes a swing at Yarborough's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Yarborough checks a leg kick.
Obaminator takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Yarborough looks to land a right hand but Obaminator moved out of range.
Yarborough scores with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yarborough throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
Yarborough wants to land a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range. #T1#
Yarborough is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Obaminator slips a jab from Yarborough.
Obaminator lands a high kick!
Yarborough misses with a looping left.
Obaminator lands with a thumping leg kick.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yarborough manages to avoid it.
Yarborough steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Yarborough ducks down to avoid it.
Yarborough tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Obaminator paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A big right from Yarborough misses.
Obaminator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
It appears Yarborough was looking to counter with a kick there.
Yarborough on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Obaminator takes one to the chin there.
Obaminator lands a nice looking kick to the body. Yarborough takes a step back to recover.
Yarborough throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Yarborough moved out of range.
Yarborough waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.#T2#
A jab from Yarborough misses.
Obaminator avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Obaminator lands a leg kick that knocks Yarborough off balance momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yarborough tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A decent looking cross lands there for Obaminator.
Obaminator wants to slow Yarborough down by chopping away at his legs.
Yarborough misses with a straight right.
Obaminator looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Yarborough misses with a looping left.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Yarborough misses with a jab to the body
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Yarborough ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Obaminator smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Yarborough throws a big shot that misses.
Yarborough throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
That kick from Obaminator tenderised Yarborough's leg. Yarborough is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yarborough looking to land some kicks to the body here. #T3##CL#
Yarborough gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yarborough's elbow.
Yarborough doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yarborough's elbow.
Yarborough lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #BC2#
Obaminator breaks from the clinch.
Yarborough misses with a low kick.
Yarborough ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Obaminator drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Obaminator swats away the attempt to clinch by Yarborough.
Obaminator tries a quick counter leg kick but Yarborough is wise to it.
Yarborough waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
Yarborough staying out of range there.
Yarborough throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Obaminator! But no joy.
Obaminator scores with a decent looking hook.
Obaminator throws a leg kick which misses Yarborough's front leg but catches the back leg as Yarborough tries to avoid it.
Nice jab there from Yarborough. #T4#
Obaminator moves out of range as Yarborough strikes.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yarborough manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Yarborough misses with a low kick.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator misses the jab.
Yarborough throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a good low kick that Yarborough was not able to check.
Obaminator moves out of range as Yarborough strikes.
Yarborough throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yarborough keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yarborough scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Yarborough throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Obaminator scores with a nice head shot.
Yarborough throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
Obaminator swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R5#
Yarborough sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
James Yarborough has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yarborough throws a nice head kick!
Obaminator pushes Yarborough away with a front kick.
Yarborough needs to keep his hands up - Obaminator had a free shot at his head there.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Yarborough's shoulder, as Yarborough tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Yarborough fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range. #CL#
Obaminator gets tackled into the cage by Yarborough. Yarborough maintains the clinch.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Yarborough lands a hook that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.
Obaminator tries to break the clinch but Yarborough is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yarborough goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yarborough swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yarborough misses with the head strike.
Obaminator tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
Obaminator blocks a body shot from Yarborough. #T1#
Obaminator has a couple of punches blocked by Yarborough.
Yarborough misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Yarborough. #BC2#
Obaminator pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yarborough slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.#CL#
Yarborough has taken the fight to the clinch.
Yarborough throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Yarborough is working Obaminator over against the cage.
Obaminator lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short left from Yarborough.
Still in the clinch, Obaminator scores with a nice short uppercut.
Yarborough prevents Obaminator from breaking the clinch.#BC#
Yarborough pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Yarborough.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yarborough throws a body kick that misses
and Obaminator counters with a good low kick that Yarborough was not able to check. #T2#
Obaminator does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Yarborough takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Yarborough throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator tries a quick counter leg kick but Yarborough is wise to it.
Yarborough wants to slow Obaminator down by chopping away at his legs.
Yarborough misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator throws a shot to the body.
Yarborough lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Obaminator circles away quickly and effectively.
Obaminator catches Yarborough with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Obaminator avoids the head kick by Yarborough.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the body.
Yarborough has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Obaminator.
Yarborough throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Obaminator stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Yarborough swings widly with a right hand
and Yarborough takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Yarborough's head back.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Yarborough's head backwards.
Yarborough feints and then cracks Obaminator's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Obaminator down.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T3#
Obaminator scores with a jab to the head.
Yarborough takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Good exchange - Yarborough coming out on top.
Yarborough swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yarborough with the inside leg kick.
Yarborough cracks Obaminator with a right hand to the side of the head.
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yarborough tries to move into range but Obaminator moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Yarborough misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Yarborough's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Obaminator scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yarborough tried to score with a low kick but Obaminator checks it.
Obaminator takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Yarborough!
Obaminator is looking to slow Yarborough down with leg kicks.
Obaminator moves out of range as Yarborough strikes.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T4#
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Yarborough's head back.
A nice leg kick from Obaminator, right into the meat of the thigh.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator throws a hook but Yarborough avoids it easily.
Obaminator turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator throws a solid leg kick but Yarborough takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Obaminator.
Yarborough rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Obaminator moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Obaminator takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Yarborough throws an off balance right hand
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yarborough connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Obaminator momentarily.
Yarborough misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yarborough throws a low kick but Obaminator avoids it.#CL#
Yarborough rushes Obaminator and presses him up against the cage.
Obaminator tries to circle away but Yarborough has him pinned against the cage.#BC2#
Obaminator escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Yarborough just misses with a punch to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Obaminator winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 45:50
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 47:48
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator is the new middleweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Barack Obaminator thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: C238: Marciano vs Man III
Date: Oct 08, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator cracks Cranio with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#CUT#It looks like Quebra Cranio has been cut.
Cranio's corner calls for a 1-2. Cranio obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cranio swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A swing and a miss from Cranio.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Obaminator.
Obaminator tests Cranio's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Obaminator dips to his left and cracks Cranio with an uppercut!
Cranio has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Obaminator takes one on the button.
Cranio lands a nice hook to Obaminator's body. Obaminator takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cranio was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Cranio is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
It appears Obaminator was looking to counter with a kick there.
Obaminator connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cranio's hands.
Cranio throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#T1#
Cranio swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A punch combination from Cranio misses.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cranio moves away.
Obaminator misses with a double jab
and Cranio counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Cranio.
Good standup being displayed there by Cranio as he connects with a hook.
Obaminator sizes up Cranio with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Obaminator connects with a crisp jab.
Cranio throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jab, jab by Obaminator - just one landing. #KD#
Oh, that's a big right hand from Obaminator and Cranio goes tumbling to the canvas! Obaminator follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard. #ROC#Cranio is rocked!#CUT#That has opened up Quebra Cranio's cut even more.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB#
Obaminator wants to work for an arm triangle but Cranio is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Cranio is still in real trouble! Can Obaminator finish him?#T2#
Obaminator looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Cranio seems to have recovered his senses.#SUB#
Cranio is defending against the submission attempts here by Obaminator.
Obaminator wants to pass to mount but Cranio is defending the position. #T3#
Cranio works his way to full guard. Good work.
Obaminator trying to control the position from guard on top but Cranio is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cranio pulls Obaminator in close to prevent any damage.
Cranio keeping moving, preventing Obaminator from controlling successfully.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Cranio holds on and takes a little breather.
Cranio is continuing to stall.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cranio looking to hit a scissor sweep but Obaminator is one step ahead there.
Cranio is pulling down on Obaminator's head. It's preventing any offense from Obaminator, at least for the moment.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Cranio misses with a looping right.
Cranio misses with a body shot.
Obaminator throws a leg kick
and Cranio counters with a right hand to the body.
Obaminator scores with the left hand. Cranio knows he should have avoided that one.
Cranio just misses with a punch to the body.
Cranio just misses with a punch to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Quebra Cranio's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Cranio rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cranio misses with a few strikes there.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Cranio.
It looks like Obaminator has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Cranio throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
Cranio misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Cranio slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Cranio ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cranio.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cranio.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cranio misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cranio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cranio waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
Cranio misses with a hook to the body
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#The cut above Quebra Cranio's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Obaminator takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#T1#
Cranio uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
A little jabbing left from Cranio on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator swinging wildly here.
Quebra Cranio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cranio throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cranio ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cranio lands the left hand.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cranio sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cranio at a distance.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator throws a big counter combination but Cranio scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
The crowd cheers as Cranio lands an impressive looking overhand right. Obaminator doesn't seem phased though.
Cranio misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand. #T2#
Cranio loads up on a big right hand but Obaminator slips the punch.
Obaminator takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cranio fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Obaminator throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Cranio moves out of range as Obaminator throws a body kick.
Obaminator throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cranio.
Cranio ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Obaminator gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cranio throws a combination that misses
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cranio ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Cranio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Cranio.
Cranio misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.#T3#
Obaminator lands a glancing blow to the side of Cranio's head.#CUT#Quebra Cranio's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cranio.
Obaminator throws the kick towards the body but Cranio avoids it.
Obaminator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cranio.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
Cranio misses with a straight right.
Obaminator thinks about countering with a head kick.
Cranio throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Cranio looks to land a left hand but Obaminator moved out of range nicely.
Cranio misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
Obaminator throws a leg kick
and Cranio counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cranio gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#T4#
Obaminator with a hook.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Quebra Cranio's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Barack Obaminator!
After winning the bout, Barack Obaminator thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: C228: Ji Woo vs Benedetti II
Date: Sep 10, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Machado fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Obaminator has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Machado bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A big right from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Machado saw that one coming.
As Obaminator backs off Machado throws a huge counter combo but Obaminator manages to avoid it all.
Machado slips under a jab.
Obaminator tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice side step and Machado releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator throws a low kick but Machado avoids it.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Machado thinks about the counter body kick.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Machado has time to react.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Machado throws out the jab.
Obaminator walks forward, straight into a front kick from Machado.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the body
and Machado makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Obaminator really felt that one!
Machado takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Obaminator keeps Machado at a distance using the push kick. #T2#
Machado is looking to clinch but Obaminator is avoiding it.
Obaminator jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #CUT#It looks like Wanderson Machado has been cut.
Machado throws a leg kick but Obaminator sees it coming and moves out of range.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Machado moves out of range.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator looks for the body kick but Machado saw that one coming.
Machado flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
Obaminator scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Machado is just out of range.
And Machado responds with a good body kick, but Obaminator manages to step out the way in time.
Obaminator lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #T3#
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Machado slips the punch.
Obaminator goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A jab from Obaminator does it's job there.
Machado ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Machado's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Obaminator fails to land with a series of punches.
A countering left hand to the body from Machado misses.
Machado misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Machado takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Machado scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Machado lands with an uppercut that bounces Obaminator off the cage and back into range.
Obaminator throws a hook but Machado avoids it easily.
Obaminator takes a swing at Machado's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator scores with a kick to the body.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
and Machado counters with an outside leg kick.
Obaminator pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Machado feints a counter leg kick.
Machado throws out a leg kick but Obaminator moves out of range and Machado only half commits.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Wanderson Machado's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Machado is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Machado lands with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Machado misses the target.
A telegraphed right hand from Obaminator misses the target.
Machado replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Obaminator blocks it well.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Machado's shoulder, as Machado tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator throws a predictable looking body shot
and Machado counters with a body kick that stops Obaminator in his tracks momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Machado throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Machado might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Obaminator has got the better of the exchanges.
A combination from Machado does no damage.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Machado counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T1#
Machado staying out of range there.
Obaminator is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Obaminator attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
As Obaminator backs off Machado throws a huge counter combo but Obaminator manages to avoid it all.
Obaminator tries to land a front kick but Machado steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Machado let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Machado goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Machado uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Machado looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Obaminator cracks a nice hook into Machado's ribs.
Machado is looking to land body kicks.
Machado is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Obaminator rather than just go for the knockout.
A punch lands to the side of Machado 's head but he takes it in his stride.#T2#
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Machado is trying to counter with his kicks.
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Machado.
Machado takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#CUT#That has opened up Wanderson Machado's cut even more.
Obaminator tests Machado's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Machado throws a low kick but Obaminator avoids it.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Machado has time to react.
Obaminator throws a leg kick
and Machado counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machado throws a right and a left that Obaminator avoids nicely. #T3#
Machado looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Obaminator connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Obaminator jabs Machado to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Obaminator misses with a body kick.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Machado uses good head movement to avoid it.
Machado swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
A big right from Machado misses. #T4#
Machado pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice jab there from Obaminator.
Machado moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nice uppercut lands for Obaminator. That snapped Machado's head back.
Obaminator looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice uppercut lands for Obaminator. That snapped Machado's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machado.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
Obaminator looks to throw a body kick
and Machado counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Wanderson Machado's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Obaminator connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Wanderson Machado has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#CL2#
Machado gets a clinch.
Machado digs a right hand underneath Obaminator's ribcage. Obaminator let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Machado throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Machado lets loose with a powerful body kick. Obaminator will feel that in the morning.#CL2#
Machado clinches up with Obaminator and pushes him back against the cage.
Obaminator wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Machado has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice left hand lands by Machado.
Obaminator wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Machado has him pressed against the cage.
Machado misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator lands with a left to the head.
Obaminator tries to pull guard but Machado won't allow it.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Obaminator gets through Machado's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T1#
Machado goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Machado.
Machado working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Machado tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Machado tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Machado misses with the head strike.
Machado lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC#
Obaminator escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Obaminator lands an overhand right.
Machado moves into range and connects with a jab.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Machado swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Machado moves out of range of the strikes.
It seemed like Machado was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T2#
Obaminator bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Machado walks into a straight right hand from Obaminator.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Machado counters with a nice low kick that buckles Obaminator's knee momentarily.
Obaminator lands a right hook to the body. #CL2#
Machado closes the distance and clinches.
Obaminator working aggressively here.
Machado scores with a shoulder strike.
Machado lands with a light punch inside.
Machado pushes Obaminator back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Machado has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Good body shot from Machado.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Machado.
Machado makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Machado presses Obaminator against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Machado misses with some punches.
Machado swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
Machado lands a nice uppercut.
Machado can't find room to land a body shot as Obaminator controls the action.
Machado lands a body punch.
Obaminator is trying to force a seperation but Machado has the dominant position.
Machado working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
Machado misses with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Machado creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right from Machado.
Obaminator wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Machado lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Machado throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Obaminators head.
Machado lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Machado misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator is trying to break free.
Machado gets through Obaminator's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T4#
Obaminator is trying to push Machado away but Machado has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Machado tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator misses with a looping right.
A punch lands to the side of Obaminator 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Machado manages to avoid it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
Machado avoids the head kick by Obaminator.
Machado replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Obaminator blocks it well.
Obaminator throws a low kick but Machado avoids it.#KD2#
Machado lands a big uppercut and Obaminator crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Obaminator looks OK. Machado waves Obaminator back to his feet!#ROC2#Obaminator is rocked!

And that's the end of the fight!
Wanderson Machado comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: C222: Giovanni vs Obama II
Date: Aug 20, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator thows a left - swing and a miss!
Giovanni is looking to counter punch.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Giovanni counters with a stiff right hand.
Giovanni on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Giovanni is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Obaminator throws a sloppy body shot
and Giovanni counters with an outside leg kick.
Giovanni throws a left and a right that both miss
and Giovanni takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Giovanni was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#T1#
Obaminator has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Giovanni finds it's way round the side to connect with Obaminator's head.
Obaminator misses with a low kick.
Obaminator swings widly with a right hand
enabling Giovanni to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Giovanni moves in looking to clinch but Obaminator pushes him off.
We've been told by Giovanni's head coaches at Convicted Top Team that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Giovanni throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
Giovanni ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Giovanni moves out of range. #T2#
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Giovanni went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Giovanni swings away with a body shot that misses
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the body #KD#
and Giovanni counters with a head kick that drops Obaminator to the mat! Obaminator scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!#ROC#Obaminator is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Giovanni moves away.
Obaminator takes a swing at Giovanni's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Giovanni moved out of range.
Obaminator throws a lazy body kick
and Giovanni counters with a thumping low kick.
Obaminator misses the body punch
and Giovanni counters with a hugh head kick that removes Obaminator from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sonny Giovanni!
Sonny Giovanni retains his middleweight title!
Sonny Giovanni thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Barack Obaminator spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: C218: Nakagawa vs Giovanni II
Date: Aug 06, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jukassa slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jukassa's sensitive parts.
Jukassa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Jukassa appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
Jukassa was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Obaminator throws a body kick that misses
letting Jukassa counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses with a lunging right hand
and Jukassa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses. #T1#
Obaminator works Jukassa's body with a nice hook.
Jukassa rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Jukassa misses with a hook.
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
and Jukassa counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Obaminator thinking.
A jab from Obaminator does it's job there.
Obaminator misses with a looping right.
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator scores with a shot to the body. #T2#
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jukassa is looking to counter punch.
Obaminator connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Obaminator throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Jukassa misses the target.
Obaminator throws a head kick but Jukassa moves out of range.
Jukassa appears to be looking for a big counter.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Jukassa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T3#
Obaminator throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jukassa counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick
and Jukassa counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jukassa counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Jukassa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jukassa throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator misses with a head kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Jukassa misses the target.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Jukassa counters with a stiff right hand. #T4#
Obaminator slips a jab from Jukassa.
Jukassa clobbers Obaminator with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Jukassa uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jukassa slips a straight right by Obaminator.
It looked like Jukassa wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Jukassa was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jukassa misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Jukassa comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Obaminator swings widly with a right hand
and Jukassa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Jukassa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Jukassa.
A chopping leg kick lands by Obaminator.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick and Jukassa moves out of range easily.
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
and Jukassa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Jukassa moves out of range.
Jukassa is looking to counter punch.#T1#
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
and Jukassa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Obaminator thows a left - swing and a miss!
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jukassa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Jukassa misses its target.
Obaminator clobbers Jukassa with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jukassa works the jab nicely.#T2#
Jukassa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws out a counter right but Jukassa avoids it with no problem.
A lazy body kick from Obaminator
and Jukassa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Jukassa avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator ducks right into an uppercut from Jukassa.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Jukassa counters with a nice uppercut.
Jukassa moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Jukassa throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
letting Jukassa counter with a right hand. #T3#
Jukassa throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jukassa blocks a jab.
Jukassa was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jukassa connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jukassa checks a low kick from Obaminator.
Jukassa jabs at Obaminator's body.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Jukassa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jukassa throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Obaminator swings for the body but Jukassa moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Jukassa tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T4#
Obaminator fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jukassa is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jukassa checks a leg kick.
Jukassa is looking to counter punch.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Jukassa's shoulder, as Jukassa tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jukassa.
Obaminator misses with a lunging right hand
and Jukassa counters with a straight right hand.
Jukassa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Jukassa throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Jukassa to counter with a crisp jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zett Jukassa dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Jukassa moves away and avoids it.
A little feinted left hand from Jukassa on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Jukassa's shoulder, as Jukassa tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Jukassa counters with a left to the body.
Jukassa steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
A quick step to the side and Jukassa tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator lands with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Obaminator.
A jab from Obaminator finds it's way through Jukassa's defenses.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator misses with a straight left. #T1#
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jukassa manages to avoid it.
Jukassa throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator with a hook.
Jukassa on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jukassa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Obaminator throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#T2#
Obaminator throws a series of punches but Jukassa moves out of range.
Jukassa is looking to counter punch.
Obaminator has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jukassa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jukassa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Jukassa gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Obaminator lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jukassa has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jukassa and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Jukassa's shoulder, as Jukassa tries to avoid the shot. #T3#
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
and Jukassa counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
A little feinted left hand from Jukassa on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jukassa scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Jukassa ducked under it nicely.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Obaminator connects with a crisp jab. #T4#
Jukassa lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Obaminator circles away quickly and effectively.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick and Jukassa moves out of range easily.
Obaminator swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Jukassa to counter with a crisp jab.
Jukassa drops his hands momentarily and Obaminator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Obaminator will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator misses the body punch
and Jukassa counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Obaminator has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: C211: Kronos vs McWrestler III
Date: Jul 16, 2023

#R1#
Bird lands a nice looking body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Obaminator. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a body kick despite being completely out of range#TD#
and Bird counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Obaminator is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Bird is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Bird is looking for a kimura but Obaminator is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Bird to get the leverage. #SUB#
Bird is trying to work for a kimura but Obaminator is defending well.
Obaminator wants to control but Bird is keeping busy. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Obaminator trying to control here.
Obaminator wants to improve his position but Bird is controlling well. #T1##SUB#
Bird is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Obaminator has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Bird seems to be working for a kimura but Obaminator defends the submission attempt.#SUB#
Bird is trying to work for a kimura but Obaminator is defending well. #SUB#
Bird seems to be working for a kimura but Obaminator defends the submission attempt.
Obaminator wants to control but Bird is keeping busy. #SUB#
Bird is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Obaminator doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bird. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Obaminator trying to control from the bottom. #SUB#
Bird is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Bird is looking for a kimura but Obaminator is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Bird to get the leverage. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Bird is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Obaminator sees it coming and defends easily.
Bird frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Obaminator is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #T3#
Obaminator reaches up to try and control the position but Bird seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Obaminator rolls and tries to escape and now Bird has his back!
Bird seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Bird avoiding Obaminator 's attempts to control his hands. #SUB#
Bird working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet. #SUB#
Bird working for a choke but Obaminator is defending well.
You can see the frustration on Obaminator's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later. #SUB#
Bird seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under Obaminator's chin but Obaminator turns very nicely into Bird's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by Obaminator. #SUB#
Bird looking for a guillotine here but Obaminator defends easily. #T4##SUB#
Bird throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Obaminator escapes and throws Bird's legs to the side, diving into side control! #SUB2#
Obaminator working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bird tries to improve position but can't.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bird regains half guard.
Bird has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Obaminator is working away from the top position though.#SUB#
Bird looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Bird dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bird cracks Obaminator with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bird tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Bird.
Obaminator looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bird slips under a jab.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Bird is out of range.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
Obaminator fakes the leg kick and cracks Bird in the body.
Bird throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
A solid body kick from Obaminator. #T1#
Bird swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bird on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A jab from Obaminator misses.
Bird throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bird moves away.
Obaminator throws a right and a left that Bird avoids nicely.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Bird moves out of range.
Bird fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Bird swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Jake Bird seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bird blocks a head kick by Obaminator. #T2#
Bird scores with the left hand. Obaminator knows he should have avoided that one.
Obaminator throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bird's head.
Barack Obaminator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bird tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Bird moved out of range.
Bird scores with a hook.
Bird ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Bird thows a left - swing and a miss!
Obaminator cracks Bird with a right hand to the side of the head.
Obaminator is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Obaminator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T3#
Bird misses with a hook to the body
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bird lunges at Obaminator with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Obaminator's hand.
Obaminator has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Obaminator keeps the fight on the outside.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bird feinted with a counter takedown.
Bird swings away with a body shot that misses
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bird lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Obaminator at a distance.
Bird throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bird throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obaminator.
Bird misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bird was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Obaminator scores with a punch to the head.
Bird is looking to wear down Obaminator with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#T4#
Bird tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator throws a hook but Bird avoids it easily.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bird misses with a body shot
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD#
Bird feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Bird advances to half guard.
Bird seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Obaminator actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bird pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Bird seems to be working for a kimura but Obaminator defends the submission attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Bird shoots in looking for a takedown. Obaminator tries to sprawl out of it but Bird keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Obaminator manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Obaminator follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Bird.
Bird tries to clinch but Obaminator is having none of it.
Bird tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Obaminator counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bird just misses with a punch to the body.
Bird wants to clinch up but Obaminator keeps it at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bird takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Obaminator is looking to land body kicks.
Bird tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A little jabbing left from Obaminator on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T1#
Obaminator lands a jab-cross combination.
Bird misses with an uppercut.
Bird throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bird tries to score a power double leg takedown but Obaminator sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Bird somewhat.
Bird swings away with a body shot that misses
and Obaminator counters with a left and a right that stings Bird.
Obaminator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Obaminator lands with a thumping leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Obaminator there.#TD#
Bird scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Bird tries for a kimura but Obaminator is defending well. #SUB#
Bird is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Obaminator is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Obaminator can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Bird is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Obaminator knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Bird tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Obaminator is looking to regain half guard here but Bird keeps moving and retains side control. #T3#
Obaminator is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Bird is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Bird is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB2#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bird pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Bird is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Bird is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB#
Bird is working for a kimura but Obaminator is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB#
Bird is working for a kimura but Obaminator is defending it quite comfortably.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 28:29
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Our winner, Barack Obaminator, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: C207: Nakagawa vs Obama IV
Date: Jul 02, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Obaminator jabs Nakagawa right on the nose. Nakagawa blinks but takes it well.
Obaminator throws a poor cross that misses #TD#
and Nakagawa decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Obaminator's guard.
Nakagawa trying to control the position from guard on top but Obaminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Obaminator holds on and takes a little breather. #SUB2#
Obaminator had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Nakagawa defends it easily.
Obaminator is trying to keep Nakagawa in close.
Nakagawa landing some decent shots from guard. #T1#
Nakagawa is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Nakagawa slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Obaminator is working to avoid the ground and pound but Nakagawa connects with a decent elbow.
Nakagawa wants to control but Obaminator is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Nakagawa is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Obaminator knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Check out the look on Nakagawa's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #T2#
Nakagawa working away.
Obaminator is looking to reverse the position.
Nakagawa working away.#SUB#
Nakagawa wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Obaminator, who protects the arm well.
Obaminator manages to get back to half guard.#T3##SUB#
Nakagawa is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Obaminator defends it well.
Obaminator is trying to maintain the position but Nakagawa is very close to passing his half guard.
Nakagawa is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Obaminator moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Obaminator has momentary wrist control but Nakagawa slips an elbow through the middle.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB2#
Obaminator throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Obaminator is looking for a triangle but Nakagawa pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Nakagawa drops back looking for a leg! Obaminator is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Obaminator manages to kick Nakagawa off! Nakagawa jumps back into Obaminator's guard.
Nakagawa trying to control the position from guard on top but Obaminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Obaminator keeping full guard, as Nakagawa tries to pass.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Shinnosuke Nakagawa dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Nakagawa shoots in looking for a takedown. Obaminator tries to sprawl out of it but Nakagawa keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Obaminator manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Obaminator doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator takes a swing at Nakagawa's ribcage but misses.
Nakagawa moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Nakagawa tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Obaminator paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Obaminator lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nakagawa has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nakagawa and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nakagawa slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Nakagawa.
Obaminator's corner calls for a 1-2. Obaminator obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Nakagawa gets the takedown into side control. #SUB#
Nakagawa is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Obaminator has escaped the position, nice work there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Obaminator tries to buck Nakagawa off but Nakagawa is having none of it.#T1#
Obaminator manages to work his way to half guard, despite Nakagawa's best efforts.
Nakagawa scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Obaminator makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Obaminator.#SUB2#
Obaminator has his foot on Nakagawa's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Nakagawa works his way back into a safe position though.
Obaminator is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Nakagawa slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Obaminator takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.#T2#
Nakagawa wants to lay and pray for a moment but Obaminator keeps working.
Obaminator is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Nakagawa's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.#SUB#
Nakagawa is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Obaminator is just riding it out for now. Nakagawa eventually gives up the hold.
Well, if Nakagawa is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Nakagawa is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Obaminator reverses the position - he's now on top in Nakagawa's guard. #T3#
Nakagawa working a defensive guard but Obaminator manages to pass into side control anyway. #SUB2#
Obaminator working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Nakagawa tries to improve position but can't.
Nakagawa regains half guard.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Nakagawa makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Nakagawa.
Obaminator stays in close to Nakagawa's body and controls the position.
Nakagawa looking to hit a scissor sweep but Obaminator is one step ahead there.
Nakagawa being controlled here, momentarily.
Obaminator stopping the sweep attempt from Nakagawa.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Obaminator trying to control but Nakagawa is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Nakagawa misses the shot to the body.
Nakagawa blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Nakagawa changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
Nakagawa connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Obaminator falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
and Nakagawa counters with a shoot takedown. Obaminator fights it but they end up in guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Nakagawa defends it easily.
Obaminator controls Nakagawa momentarily but Nakagawa frees himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nakagawa forces his way into half guard.#T1#
Obaminator gets back to full guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator working for a triangle but Nakagawa defends it easily. #SUB2#
Obaminator working for submissions but it's allowed Nakagawa to get to half guard. #SUB#
Nakagawa is trying to work for a kimura but Obaminator is defending well. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Obaminator wants to control but Nakagawa is keeping busy.
Nakagawa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Obaminator can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Nakagawa looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Nakagawa lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #T3#
Nakagawa wants to free his trapped foot but Obaminator is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Nakagawa passes to full mount!
A nice elbow there by Nakagawa.
Nakagawa landing shots from mount.
Obaminator wants to control but Nakagawa is having none of it.
Obaminator is looking to improve his position but Nakagawa isn't that keen on the idea.#T4#
Nakagawa lands a couple of good shots and Obaminator has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Nakagawa is not going to allow Obaminator to sit and survive in this position.
Nakagawa scores with punches to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Nakagawa is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Obaminator won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Nakagawa off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Shinnosuke Nakagawa!
Shinnosuke Nakagawa retains his middleweight title!
Shinnosuke Nakagawa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Barack Obaminator had this to say: 'I'll be black'.

Event: C202: Kahn vs Ochoa II
Date: Jun 18, 2023

#R1#
Broderick scores with a shot to the body.
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Broderick was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Broderick scores with a push kick.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Broderick .
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Broderick darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator throws a hook but Broderick blocks it.
Broderick raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Broderick buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Obaminator slips a jab from Broderick .
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Broderick . Obaminator shrugs it off though.
Obaminator has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Broderick finds it's way round the side to connect with Obaminator's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Broderick does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Broderick slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Broderick comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T1#
Broderick lands with a nice body punch.
Broderick keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Broderick ducks down to avoid it.
Broderick misses with a body kick.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Broderick lands with a cross.
Broderick misses the shot to the body.
Broderick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator avoids a kick to the body.
Broderick misses with a kick to the body.
Broderick blocks the body kick.
Broderick appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Broderick throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot. #T2#
Broderick misses with a looping right.
Broderick lands a body shot.
Broderick has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Good shot there by Broderick .
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator slips a jab from Broderick .
Obaminator avoids the head kick by Broderick .
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Broderick tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
Broderick throws a hook but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Broderick moves away and avoids it.
Hunter Broderick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Broderick throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator scores with a body shot.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Broderick moves away.#T3#
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Broderick .
Broderick throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Broderick swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Broderick changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Broderick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A low kick from Broderick is predictable there
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Broderick misses with a body kick.
Obaminator walks forward, straight into a front kick from Broderick .
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Broderick .
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Broderick . #T4#
Obaminator on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That kick from Broderick tenderised Obaminator's leg. Obaminator is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Broderick misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator moves out of range as Broderick throws a body kick.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Broderick throws out the jab.
A quick step to the side and Obaminator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Broderick misses the jab.
Broderick scores with a shot to the body.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Broderick moved out of range.
Broderick let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Broderick throws a push kick but Obaminator slaps the foot to one side.
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Broderick .
Obaminator throws a quick counter kick to the body but Broderick avoids it.
Broderick misses with a looping right.
A lazy left from Broderick finds it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Hunter Broderick dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Broderick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Broderick .
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Broderick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Broderick looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Broderick is looking to chop away at Obaminator's legs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Obaminator.
Obaminator backing away here, and Broderick unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Broderick misses with a body kick.
Obaminator keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator checks a leg kick nicely.
Obaminator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Broderick .
Broderick replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Obaminator blocks it well.
Obaminator misses with a hook
and Broderick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Jab, jab by Obaminator - just one landing. #CUT#It looks like Hunter Broderick has been cut.
Obaminator tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Broderick looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Broderick has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator lands with an uppercut that bounces Broderick off the cage and back into range.
A head kick misses from Obaminator.
Broderick throws a wild body kick that Obaminator sees coming a mile off.
Broderick walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Obaminator lands with a good body shot.
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Broderick throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Broderick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed right hand from Broderick misses the target. #T2#
Broderick lands with a thumping leg kick.
Broderick misses with a straight right.
Obaminator tries to move into range but Broderick moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Obaminator digs a good body shot into Broderick 's ribs.
Hunter Broderick seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Broderick misses with a low kick.
Broderick misses with a straight left.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Broderick manages to avoid it.
Broderick looks to clinch
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Broderick dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Obaminator. That did some damage!
Broderick thows a left - swing and a miss!
As Broderick backs away, Obaminator returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Broderick goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Broderick .
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#CL2#
Broderick rushes Obaminator and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#T3#
Broderick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Broderick is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Obaminator is defending well for now.
Broderick misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Obaminator lands a hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Broderick backwards.
Broderick lands a left hand.
Obaminator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Broderick backwards.
Obaminator cracks Broderick with a nice body shot.
Obaminator misses with a short punch on the inside.
Broderick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obaminator's elbow.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Obaminator creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Broderick .
Obaminator is trying to force a seperation but Broderick has the dominant position.#T4#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Broderick .
Obaminator lands a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Broderick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Broderick blocks an uppercut.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Broderick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Obaminator is trying to force a seperation but Broderick has the dominant position.
Obaminator lands a right hand.
Broderick blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Broderick putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Obaminator in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Broderick has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator is trying to break the clinch but Broderick is controlling him.
Obaminator fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Broderick blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Broderick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hunter Broderick 's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Broderick throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator fires out a quick counter leg kick but Broderick just manages to avoid it.
Obaminator plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Broderick missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A punch lands to the side of Broderick 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Broderick goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Broderick connects with the punch.
Obaminator ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Broderick misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Obaminator.
Broderick throws a nice inside leg kick.
Broderick throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Obaminator connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Broderick .
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Broderick moves out of range.
Broderick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body punch from Obaminator.
Broderick is looking to clinch.
Broderick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Broderick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Broderick manages to avoid it.
Broderick pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T2#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Broderick 's head but Broderick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Broderick throws out a leg kick but Obaminator moves out of range and Broderick only half commits.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Broderick .
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Broderick .
Obaminator takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Broderick misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Broderick throws a nice inside leg kick.
Broderick takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Broderick misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a low kick, right behind Broderick 's knee. #T3#
Obaminator moves out of range of the body kick from Broderick .
Obaminator doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Broderick moved out of range.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Broderick only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Obaminator stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Broderick .
Broderick misses with an uppercut.
Broderick throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator's corner calls for a 1-2. Obaminator obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Broderick pivots, looking for a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range and Broderick settles back down.
Broderick lands a glancing blow to the side of Obaminator's head.
Broderick is looking to land body kicks.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T4#
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Broderick .
Obaminator half committed to a counter leg kick.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Broderick .
Broderick takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Broderick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Obaminator misses.
Broderick thinks about the counter body kick.
Broderick lets loose with a powerful body kick. Obaminator will feel that in the morning.
Obaminator thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Broderick if he has to take too many more of those.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Broderick .
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Broderick moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Hunter Broderick .
I think Broderick has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 29:28
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Hunter Broderick had this to say: 'You dropped my career win percentage by 1.42%! Thanks, Obama.'.

Event: C198: Ochoa vs Kahn
Date: Jun 04, 2023

#R1#
Atunes throws a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Atunes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Atunes connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obaminator throws a front kick that sends Atunes stumbling back into the cage.
Atunes misses with a wild body shot.
Atunes motions for Obaminator to come forward. Atunes throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#CUT#It looks like Edison Atunes has been cut.
Obaminator checks a leg kick nicely.
Atunes moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.#T1#
Obaminator looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Atunes.
Obaminator appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Atunes throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
It looked like Obaminator was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Atunes.
A leg kick checked by Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a head shot.
Atunes loads up on a big right hand but Obaminator slips the punch.
A head kick misses from Obaminator.
Atunes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Atunes on the side of the head. #T2#
Obaminator tries to bum rush Atunes with a series of wild strikes but Atunes uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Atunes cracks Obaminator with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Atunes ducks right into an uppercut from Obaminator.
Obaminator connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Atunes throws a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick
and Atunes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Atunes misses with a left hand
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Atunes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T3#
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Atunes was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Obaminator pushes Atunes away with a front kick.
Obaminator lands with a shot to the body.
Atunes is looking to land body kicks.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Atunes throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Atunes misses with a low kick.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Atunes cracks Obaminator with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Atunes walks into a left hand.
Obaminator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T4#
Obaminator lands a nice hook to Atunes's body. Atunes takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Atunes shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Atunes moves away.
Atunes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Obaminator.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Atunes with a nice calf kick.
Obaminator connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Atunes's hands.#KD#
Obaminator throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Atunes tumbling to the canvas!#ROC#Atunes is rocked!
Obaminator looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Edison Atunes's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
A combination from Atunes does no damage.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Atunes.
Obaminator misses with a body kick.
Obaminator punishes Atunes's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator avoids the head kick by Atunes.
Atunes throws out a powerful jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Atunes throws a wild body kick that Obaminator sees coming a mile off.
Decent striking displayed by Atunes there.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Atunes.#T1#
Atunes bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Obaminator paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#CUT#That has opened up Edison Atunes's cut even more.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Atunes throws a body kick that misses
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator throws a quick head kick that knocks Atunes silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Obaminator is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Edison Atunes spoke after the fight, saying 'Seeing out my contract then I’m getting wasted til I’m dead.'.

Event: C193: Ochoa vs Taneyev II
Date: May 21, 2023

#R1#
Frost throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Frost.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Frost swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator counters with a left to the body.
Frost misses with a lunging right hand
and Obaminator counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Frost misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a low kick, right behind Frost 's knee.
Nice uppercut lands for Obaminator. That snapped Frost's head back.
Obaminator throws a head kick but Frost moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice body punch from Frost.
Frost walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#T1#
Frost misses with a straight right.
Frost misses with a wild body shot.
Frost throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator throws a push kick but Frost slaps the foot to one side.
Obaminator misses with a body kick.
Frost ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Frost swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A head kick misses from Obaminator.
Frost swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Frost throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a nice leg kick.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T2#
Obaminator misses with a lunging right hand
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Frost displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Obaminator throws out the jab.
Frost misses with a looping right.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Frost throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator cracks Frost with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT#It looks like Darren Frost has been cut.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Frost.
Frost throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#ROC#Frost is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Frost takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Obaminator cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Barack Obaminator!
An out of breath Barack Obaminator thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: C188: Obaminator vs Jabbar
Date: Apr 30, 2023

#R1#
Jabbar falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a big head kick but Jabbar shrugs it off.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick.
Obaminator misses with a hook.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Jabbar misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a good, hard body kick but Jabbar shrugs it off.
Jabbar lands a glancing blow to the side of Obaminator's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Jabbar moved out of range nicely.
Jabbar was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jabbar misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Jabbar moved out of range nicely.
Jabbar is looking to counter the offense by Obaminator and move into the clinch.#T1#
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jabbar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Jabbar throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Jabbar has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jabbar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice jab there from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a good cross that connects.
Obaminator throws a lazy right hand but Jabbar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jabbar.
Obaminator has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jabbar was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Obaminator takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #T2#
Jabbar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Jabbar swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jabbar misses with a left hand
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jabbar misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jabbar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jabbar misses the body punch
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Jabbar lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Obaminator misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jabbar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Jabbar misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
A combination from Jabbar does no damage.
Obaminator throws a sloppy body shot
and Jabbar counters with a left to the body.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jabbar lands with a nice body punch.
Jabbar misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jabbar lands with a straight right. Obaminator didn't see that one coming.
Obaminator throws a shot to the body.
Obaminator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jabbar. #T4#
Jabbar cracks a nice hook into Obaminator's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator throws a right and a left that Jabbar avoids nicely.
Obaminator bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jabbar's head.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jabbar counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jabbar misses with a hook
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Jabbar is just out of range.
Jabbar avoids the head kick by Obaminator.
Jabbar throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick and Jabbar moves out of range easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Jabbar throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jabbar misses with a double jab #KD2#
and Obaminator counters with a flying knee that drops Jabbar! #ROC2#Jabbar is rocked!
Jabbar tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Jabbar had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Obaminator defends it easily.
Obaminator passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Obaminator wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jabbar keeps working. #T1#
Jabbar manages to work his way to half guard, despite Obaminator's best efforts.
Obaminator is just content to waste time from the top position. Jabbar takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Obaminator passes Jabbar's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Jabbar gets full guard.#SUB#
Jabbar looking for a guillotine here but Obaminator defends easily.
Obaminator trying to control the position from guard on top but Jabbar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
Obaminator is stalling in the full guard.
Obaminator tries to free his leg and advance position but Jabbar is retaining full guard.
Jabbar is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Obaminator is pushing down on Jabbar's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jabbar is fighting to maintain full guard but Obaminator has managed to sneak the leg through.
Jabbar is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Obaminator's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Obaminator's back!
Jabbar is hanging on to Obaminator's back as he tries to escape.
Obaminator keeps trying to improve his position.#T3##SUB#
Jabbar is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Obaminator knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Obaminator for a finish.
Obaminator trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Obaminator rolls, trying to escape but Jabbar keeps control of the position. #SUB#
Obaminator defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt. #SUB#
Jabbar tightening his grip on Obaminator, looking for the choke. #T4#
Jabbar is hanging on to Obaminator's back as he tries to escape.
Obaminator trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Obaminator prevents Jabbar from getting a body triangle.
Obaminator trying to control the position but Jabbar manages to sink in the hooks.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator can't escape the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Muhammad Jabbar will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Jabbar throws a leg kick
and Jabbar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator misses with a few strikes there.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
enabling Jabbar to counter with a crisp jab.
Jabbar connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jabbar counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC#Obaminator is rocked!
Jabbar pounces like a tiger and cracks Obaminator with a vicious hook! Obaminator is down but not out! Jabbar follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Muhammad Jabbar!
Muhammad Jabbar thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Barack Obaminator had this to say: 'I'll be black'.

Event: C184: McWrestler vs Doomsday
Date: Apr 16, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
A little jabbing left from Giovanni on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator lands a nice looking kick to the body. Giovanni takes a step back to recover.
Giovanni throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Giovanni steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Giovanni is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator connects with a body shot that sends Giovanni's belly button to the back.
An inside leg kick lands from Giovanni.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator throws a shot to the body. #T1#
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Giovanni avoids the head kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a leg kick
and Giovanni finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Obaminator keeps Giovanni at a distance using the push kick.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Giovanni's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Giovanni.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Giovanni throws a body kick that misses
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Giovanni throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.#T2#
Obaminator throws a push kick but Giovanni slaps the foot to one side.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A combination from Giovanni does no damage.
A swing and a miss from Obaminator.
Giovanni throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Giovanni slips a jab from Obaminator.
Giovanni tries a quick counter leg kick but Obaminator is wise to it.
Obaminator throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Giovanni stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. #T3#
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Giovanni.
Obaminator swings widly with a right hand
enabling Giovanni to counter with a crisp jab.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Giovanni counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Giovanni.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Giovanni! But no joy.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Giovanni is just out of range.
Giovanni looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Obaminator misses with a hook.
It seemed like Giovanni was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Giovanni.
Giovanni cracks Obaminator with a right hand to the side of the head.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body kick from Giovanni.
Obaminator lands a high kick!
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Giovanni throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Giovanni throws a sloppy body shot
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Giovanni.
Obaminator scores with a crisp jab that stopped Giovanni in his tracks.
Giovanni falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A lazy body kick from Obaminator
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Giovanni backs up against the cage.
Whack! Obaminator lands a heavy head kick that drops Giovanni. The ref tackles Obaminator to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Giovanni was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Barack Obaminator!
An out of breath Barack Obaminator thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: C178: Taneyev vs Kahn IV
Date: Apr 02, 2023

#R1##CL2#
Murhaa clinches up with Obaminator and pushes him back against the cage.#BC2#
Murhaa breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Murhaa throws a sloppy head kick and Obaminator moves out of range easily.
Obaminator misses with a head kick.
Murhaa has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Murhaa throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Murhaa.
Murhaa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Murhaa.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Murhaa throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Obaminator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Murhaa looks to land a combination but Obaminator avoids it well.
Murhaa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A punch combination from Murhaa misses.
Murhaa tries a head kick but it misses.
Murhaa throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Obaminator counters with a good, hard body kick but Murhaa shrugs it off. #CL2#
Murhaa has managed to clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator gets through Murhaa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Murhaa throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Murhaa. #T1#
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Obaminator controls the action.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator lands a body punch in the clinch.
Murhaa looks winded!#BC2#
Murhaa manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Murhaa closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Obaminator works the jab nicely.
Murhaa misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Obaminator throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Obaminator cracks Murhaa with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obaminator tests Murhaa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Murhaa misses with a hook.
Murhaa tries a head kick but it misses.
Murhaa wants to clinch
and Obaminator counters with a thumping low kick. #T2#
Murhaa is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Obaminator Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Murhaa is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Barack Obaminator!
After winning the bout, Barack Obaminator thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: C171: Nakagawa vs Obama III
Date: Mar 12, 2023

#R1#
Nakagawa throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nakagawa thuds his right hand into Obaminator's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
We've been hearing reports that Nakagawa has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Obaminator cracks Nakagawa with an open hand slap.
Nakagawa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Nakagawa.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Nakagawa avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a head kick but Nakagawa moves out of range.
Nakagawa tries to counter with a takedown but Obaminator is quick to defend against it.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
Nakagawa feinted with a counter takedown.
Nakagawa takes one to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Obaminator buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nakagawa blocks a leg kick.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T1#
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
Nakagawa throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator throws a chopping leg kick but Nakagawa manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nakagawa throws a right hand that Obaminator ducks under and follows up with a left that Obaminator also avoids with ease.
Nakagawa looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Obaminator is fending him off so far but Nakagawa persists. Nope, Obaminator circles away and we're back to standing.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Obaminator throws a leg kick #TD#
and Nakagawa counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Nakagawa.
Obaminator is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Nakagawa postures up in Obaminator's guard and throws a big left but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator controls Nakagawa momentarily but Nakagawa frees himself. #SUB2#
Obaminator escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Nakagawa gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T2##SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Nakagawa trying to control the position from guard on top but Obaminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Obaminator has his foot on Nakagawa's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Nakagawa works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Obaminator looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Nakagawa has picked Obaminator up and slammed him! Obaminator can't keep hold of the triangle and Nakagawa manages to pass to side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Nakagawa wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Obaminator, who protects the arm well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nakagawa trying to control the action but Obaminator is working from the bottom. #T3##SUB#
Nakagawa tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Obaminator tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Nakagawa cracks Obaminator with a big elbow.
Nakagawa working the ground and pound.#SUB#
Nakagawa working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T4#
Nakagawa landing a few strikes.
Obaminator is looking to regain half guard here but Nakagawa keeps moving and retains side control.
Obaminator wants to control but Nakagawa postures up.
Nakagawa wants to control but Obaminator is keeping him busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Shinnosuke Nakagawa will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Nakagawa looks for a takedown but Obaminator sprawls well.
A big left from Nakagawa misses.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Nakagawa fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Obaminator takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nakagawa takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nakagawa was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Nakagawa half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Nakagawa changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Obaminator tries to avoid it but Nakagawa manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Obaminator to the ground. Obaminator escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shinnosuke Nakagawa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Obaminator. #T1#
Nakagawa misses the shot to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nakagawa is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Obaminator.
Nakagawa is trying hard to land a takedown here. Obaminator sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Obaminator looks to land a combination but Nakagawa avoids it well.
Nakagawa changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A slapping leg kick lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator lands with a straight right. Nakagawa didn't see that one coming.
Nakagawa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nakagawa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Obaminator misses the target.
Nakagawa tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nakagawa throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T2#
Nakagawa misses the jab.
Obaminator scores with a crisp jab that stopped Nakagawa in his tracks.
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nakagawa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator misses with a right hand #TD#
and Nakagawa counters with a single leg into guard. Obaminator didn't expect that.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nakagawa pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Obaminator is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Obaminator is looking for a triangle but Nakagawa pushes his legs off easily.
Nakagawa postures up. #T3#
Nakagawa connects with a couple of short punches.
Nakagawa passes into half guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Nakagawa pulls his head out easily.
Obaminator is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nakagawa is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Obaminator is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Nakagawa's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Nakagawa's back!
Nakagawa manages to scramble and ends up in full guard, under a barage of strikes . Great composure from Nakagawa.
Obaminator trying to control the position from guard on top but Nakagawa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
Nakagawa trying to control the position here.
Obaminator stopping the sweep attempt from Nakagawa.
Nakagawa bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Obaminator's guard. #REVR##SUB2#
Obaminator is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Nakagawa is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Nakagawa trying to control the position from guard on top but Obaminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nakagawa distracts Obaminator with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R3#
Obaminator is looking to chop away at Nakagawa's legs.
Nakagawa lands a glancing blow to the side of Obaminator's head.
Nakagawa connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Obaminator's hands.
Nakagawa fails with a takedown attempt.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Nakagawa avoids the punch easily.
Nakagawa tries to counter with a takedown but Obaminator is quick to defend against it.#CL#
Nakagawa takes the fight into the clinch.
Obaminator wants to get back to striking at distance but Nakagawa won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nakagawa has him pressed against the cage.
Nakagawa tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Nakagawa ducks down to avoid it.
Nakagawa appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Obaminator throws out a leg kick but Nakagawa moves out of range and Obaminator only half commits.
Nakagawa throws a right and a left that Obaminator avoids nicely. #T1#
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Nakagawa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a hook but Nakagawa avoids it easily.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Nakagawa.
Obaminator fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Obaminator keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Nakagawa gets a takedown into half guard.
Obaminator is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Nakagawa's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Nakagawa's back!#T2#
Obaminator looking to hold on to the position here but Nakagawa rolls and ends up regaining guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nakagawa looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Shinnosuke Nakagawa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Obaminator trying to control but Nakagawa is working from the bottom.
Nakagawa is trying to keep Obaminator in close.
Obaminator wants to control from the top but Nakagawa keeps moving. #T3##SUB#
Nakagawa is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Nakagawa bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Obaminator's guard. #REVR##SUB#
Nakagawa postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Obaminator is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Nakagawa, into his guard. #REVB#
Obaminator wants to pass the guard but Nakagawa is keeping the position.#T4##SUB#
Nakagawa escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Obaminator gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Obaminator preventing the sweep.
Obaminator trying to control but Nakagawa is working from the bottom.
Obaminator is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nakagawa looking for a sweep. Not yet Nakagawa, not yet.
Obaminator trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Shinnosuke Nakagawa did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R4#
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Nakagawa with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Obaminator to score with a decent uppercut.
Obaminator lands a leg kick that knocks Nakagawa off balance momentarily.
Nakagawa tries to clinch up.
Obaminator misses with a two punch combination.
Nakagawa swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Nakagawa's shoulder, as Nakagawa tries to avoid the shot.
Nakagawa wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nakagawa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nakagawa dives in and grabs Obaminator's left leg, looking for a takedown. Obaminator pushes down on Nakagawa's head and hops out.
Nakagawa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Nakagawa half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Nakagawa moves away from the strike by Obaminator. #T1#
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
Obaminator misses with a body kick.
Nakagawa attempts a counter takedown but Obaminator avoids it well and moves away.
Nakagawa is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#CL#
Nakagawa closes the distance and pushes Obaminator back into the cage.
Nakagawa throws a head punch that misses.
Nakagawa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Nakagawa.
Obaminator lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Obaminator misses with a looping right.
Nakagawa ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Nakagawa feinted with a counter takedown.
The fighters circling - Nakagawa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Nakagawa appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#T2#
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nakagawa moves away.
Barack Obaminator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Nakagawa is out of range. #CL#
Nakagawa instigates a clinch.
Obaminator wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nakagawa has him pressed against the cage.
Nakagawa prevents Obaminator from breaking the clinch.#TD#
Nakagawa decides to pull guard. #SUB#
Nakagawa is looking for a triangle but Obaminator pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Nakagawa is looking for a triangle but Obaminator pushes his legs off easily.
Obaminator stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Nakagawa swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Nakagawa controls Obaminator momentarily but Obaminator frees himself. #T3#
Obaminator stands and throws Nakagawa's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Obaminator is looking to take a break and control but Nakagawa is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Nakagawa struggling a bit here.#SUB2#
Obaminator goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Nakagawa rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Obaminator's guard! Nice work there by Nakagawa!
Nakagawa scoring with some ground and pound. #T4##SUB2#
Obaminator throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Nakagawa escapes and throws Obaminator's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Nakagawa trying to control the action but Obaminator is working from the bottom.
Nakagawa scoring with punches and elbows.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Nakagawa tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Nakagawa has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R5#
Obaminator throws a front kick aimed at Nakagawa's knee but Nakagawa avoids it well.
Nakagawa appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Nakagawa gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nakagawa manages to avoid it.
Nakagawa wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Nakagawa checks a low kick from Obaminator.
Nakagawa appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Obaminator swings widly with a right hand #TD#
and Nakagawa counters with a nice double leg into guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator is looking for a triangle but Nakagawa pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nakagawa doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nakagawa manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator keeping full guard, as Nakagawa tries to pass. #T1#
Nakagawa wants to control from the top but Obaminator keeps moving.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Nakagawa's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Nakagawa wants to pass the guard but Obaminator is keeping the position.
Obaminator is pulling down on Nakagawa's head. It's preventing any offense from Nakagawa, at least for the moment.
Nakagawa working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Obaminator has his foot on Nakagawa's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Nakagawa works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Obaminator had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Nakagawa defends it easily.
Nakagawa tries to free his leg and advance position but Obaminator is retaining full guard.
Obaminator is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Obaminator keeping moving, preventing Nakagawa from controlling successfully.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Nakagawa's corner is telling him to maintain position.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T3#
Obaminator shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nakagawa attempts a counter takedown but Obaminator avoids it well and moves away.
Nakagawa tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#TD#
Nakagawa darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Nakagawa lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Obaminator is trying to control but can't. #T4#
Nakagawa looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Obaminator with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Obaminator is trying to get back to full guard.
Obaminator is trying to control but can't.
Nakagawa is trying to control the action in half guard but Obaminator is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Obaminator trying to control here. #SUB#
Nakagawa is working for a submission of some sort.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Nakagawa is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Obaminator doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Nakagawa.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shinnosuke Nakagawa showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Nakagawa has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 48:47
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 48:48
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 50:47

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Shinnosuke Nakagawa!
Shinnosuke Nakagawa retains his middleweight title!
A very excited looking Shinnosuke Nakagawa made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Barack Obaminator had this to say: 'I'll be black'.

Event: C165: Cranio vs Nakagawa
Date: Feb 19, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Obaminator looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nakamura tries to counter with a takedown but Obaminator is quick to defend against it.
Nakamura scores with a body shot.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
Obaminator misses with a low kick.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Nakamura.
Obaminator gets off balance looking for a body kick#TD#
and Nakamura counters with a shoot takedown. Obaminator fights it but they end up in guard.
Nakamura postures up in Obaminator's guard and throws a big left but Obaminator blocks it.
Nakamura throwing strikes from guard but Obaminator blocks nicely.
Nakamura in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nakamura lands a couple of decent looking shots.#SUB2#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nakamura doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nakamura manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator is trying to control the position but Nakamura postures up. #T1#
Nakamura scoring with punches to the head and body.
We've been hearing that Nakamura has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Nakamura tries to free his leg and advance position but Obaminator is retaining full guard.
Nakamura wants to control from the top but Obaminator keeps moving.
Nakamura stands up over Obaminator, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Obaminator keeping moving, preventing Nakamura from controlling successfully.
Obaminator working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Nakamura.
Nakamura postures up in Obaminator's guard and throws a big left but Obaminator blocks it. #SUB2#
Obaminator is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Nakamura rolls with it to try and escape but Obaminator cranks on the arm and Nakamura is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
Our winner, Barack Obaminator, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: BB 94 - Land vs Zhao 2
Date: Jan 21, 2023

#R1#
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Nakagawa moves away and avoids it.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nakagawa throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator throws a body kick that misses.
Obaminator misses with a leg kick #TD#
and Nakagawa counters with a nice double leg into side control. Obaminator won't be happy with that.
Obaminator can't do much from the bottom here.
Obaminator takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain. #SUB#
Nakagawa working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator can't do much from the bottom here. #T1#
Who's going to make the next move?
Obaminator tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB#
Nakagawa thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Obaminator is trying to improve his position.
Nakagawa throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Obaminator tries to bench press Nakagawa off him but Nakagawa keeps the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Nakagawa tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Nakagawa has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Obaminator is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Obaminator wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Nakagawa has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Obaminator's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Obaminator is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Nakagawa!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Shinnosuke Nakagawa!
Shinnosuke Nakagawa retains his middleweight title!
Shinnosuke Nakagawa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: BB 93 - McWrestler vs Anubis 4
Date: Jan 14, 2023

#R1#
Adam misses with a body shot.
Obaminator connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Adam lands a body shot.
Adam swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator clobbers Adam with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Adam manages to avoid it.
Obaminator misses the jab.#TD#
Adam manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Obaminator on his heels. He'll look to pass Obaminator's guard now, I'm sure.
Adam is stalling in the full guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Adam is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
Obaminator has an active guard here but Adam has managed to pass into half guard.
Obaminator is holding on to half guard well.#T1#
Obaminator tries to roll over but Adam keeps him under control.#SUB2#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Adam pulls his head out easily.
Adam is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Obaminator is not content to let Adam control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Adam keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Adam prevents Obaminator from improving his position.
Obaminator is staying active underneath Adam, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.
Obaminator has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Adam is working away from the top position though.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#T3#
Obaminator won't allow Adam to pass to mount. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Adam feints and as Obaminator raises his hands in defense, Adam changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Adam trying to control but Obaminator is working from the bottom.
Adam looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator working for submissions but it's allowed Adam to get to half guard.
Adam is trying to control. Obaminator wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Adam is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T4#
Obaminator wants to control but Adam is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Adam wants to free his trapped foot but Obaminator is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Obaminator is looking to improve his position.
Obaminator looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Adam is controlling the pace.
Adam drops an elbow to the side of Obaminator's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Principo Adam dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Adam misses with a looping left.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Adam.
Adam's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Obaminator connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Adam scrambles back to his feet.
Obaminator lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Adam takes one to the chin there.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Adam sees it coming and moves out of range.
Adam works the jab nicely.
Obaminator lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Adam walks into a stiff left hand from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.
Adam throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
Adam lands with a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Adam throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Adam.
Adam misses with a body shot
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A low kick from Obaminator misses #TD#
and Adam counters with a shoot takedown. Obaminator fights it but they end up in guard. #T1#
Adam trying to control the position from guard on top but Obaminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Adam lying in Obaminator's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Obaminator decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Adam taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: BB 88 - McWrestler vs Marciano
Date: Dec 17, 2022

#R1#
Obaminator bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Broderick 's head backwards.#CUT#It looks like Hunter Broderick has been cut.
Broderick misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.#CL#
Obaminator moves into the clinch successfully.
A short left from Broderick .
Broderick tries to land knees in the clinch but Obaminator avoids the damage to the body.
Broderick digs a right hand underneath Obaminator's ribcage. Obaminator let out a lung full of air as it connected.#BC#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Broderick avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Broderick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.#CL#
Obaminator has closed the distance and engaged Broderick in a clinch.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Broderick scores with a shoulder strike.
Broderick tries to land knees in the clinch but Obaminator avoids the damage to the body.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
A left hand lands to the body for Obaminator.
Broderick tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Obaminator avoids it.
Obaminator lands an uppercut.
Obaminator avoiding damage as Broderick throws knees to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Obaminator. #T1#
Obaminator stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Broderick fails to land.
Obaminator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Broderick misses with a punch to the body. #TD#
Obaminator decides to pull guard.
Broderick passes Obaminator's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Obaminator wants to improve his position but Broderick is controlling well. #SUB#
Obaminator looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Broderick pushes past his half guard into mount!
Obaminator is trying desperately to improve position.
Obaminator tries to hold on but Broderick postures up.#T2#
Broderick controlling his opponent.
Broderick prevents Obaminator from getting the reversal.
Obaminator wants to control but Broderick is having none of it.
Obaminator manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Obaminator is looking for a sweep. Broderick is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Broderick with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #SUB#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Broderick pulls his head out easily. #T3#
Obaminator tries to get to full guard but Broderick has control of the leg.
Broderick tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Obaminator.
Obaminator is trying to maintain the position but Broderick is very close to passing his half guard.
Obaminator is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Obaminator trying to control from the bottom.
Obaminator wants to get back to full guard.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Obaminator checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Broderick fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Broderick .
Broderick sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The fighters circling - Broderick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Broderick bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Obaminator's head.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Broderick is just out of range.
Obaminator tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Broderick swings away with a body shot that misses
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Hunter Broderick 's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Obaminator moves out of range as Broderick strikes.
A head kick by Broderick misses
and Obaminator counters with a nice kick to the body.
Broderick with the inside leg kick.
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Broderick .
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Broderick drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Broderick misses with a body shot.
Obaminator swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Broderick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator throws a counter high kick but Broderick was just alert enough to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Broderick lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Broderick moves out of range of the strikes.#T1#
Obaminator has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Obaminator there as he acknowledges the shot.
Broderick throws an ugly left hook that misses #KD#
and Obaminator counters with a flying knee that drops Broderick ! #ROC#Broderick is rocked!
Obaminator slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Broderick is still in real trouble! Can Obaminator finish him?
Obaminator throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Broderick works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB#
Obaminator drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Broderick dives on top into guard.#REVB#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Obaminator is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Broderick is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Obaminator throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Broderick seems to have recovered his senses.
Obaminator is trying to hold Broderick in close to prevent damage but Broderick has managed to pass into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Broderick pulls his head out easily.
Broderick really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Obaminator. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Broderick is taking a breather. Obaminator says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T2##SUB#
Obaminator actively working from the bottom here.
Obaminator trying to control but Broderick postures up.
Broderick seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Obaminator does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hunter Broderick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hunter Broderick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Obaminator tries to roll over but Broderick keeps him under control.
Broderick is trying to control. Obaminator wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T3#
Obaminator trying to hold on to Broderick 's head to control him but Broderick postures up. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Obaminator makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Obaminator.
Obaminator can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Broderick controls the pace.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Obaminator throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Obaminator escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Broderick gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Broderick sitting in guard here, content to control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Obaminator escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Broderick gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Broderick wants to control from the top but Obaminator keeps moving.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hunter Broderick 's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Broderick throws a hook but Obaminator avoids it easily.
A leg kick checked by Obaminator.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Broderick .
Broderick scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Obaminator doesn't seem bothered though.
Hunter Broderick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator doesn't manage to clinch there - Broderick circles away.
Broderick looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator checks a leg kick.
A quick step to the side and Obaminator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick by Broderick misses
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Broderick throws a half hearted mid kick.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Obaminator sizes up Broderick with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Broderick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator. #T1#
Obaminator lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Broderick thuds his right hand into Obaminator's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator moves out of range of the body kick.
Broderick misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Obaminator fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Broderick on the side of the head.
Obaminator throws a hook but Broderick blocks it.
Broderick appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Broderick moves forwards but Obaminator connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Obaminator connects with a crisp jab.
Broderick comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Broderick takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T2#
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Broderick avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Broderick swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Broderick is having none of it.
Broderick throws a front kick aimed at Obaminator's knee but Obaminator avoids it well.
Obaminator lands with a cross. #CUT#That has opened up Hunter Broderick 's cut even more.
A shot to the liver by Obaminator. Beautiful body shot.
Obaminator doesn't manage to clinch there - Broderick circles away.
Obaminator falls off balance throwing a combination
and Broderick counters with a body kick that stops Obaminator in his tracks momentarily.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Broderick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Nice uppercut there from Broderick .
Obaminator takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Broderick digs a good hook to Obaminator's body.
Broderick throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Broderick throws a head kick that misses
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Broderick throws a big shot that misses.
Broderick throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T4#
Obaminator lands with a straight right. Broderick didn't see that one coming.
That kick from Broderick tenderised Obaminator's leg. Obaminator is trying to keep his angry face on.
Broderick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Obaminator finds it's way through Broderick 's defenses.
Obaminator throws out a powerful jab.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Broderick .
Broderick misses the body punch
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obaminator scores with a jab.
Broderick attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Broderick .

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Barack Obaminator.
Well Obaminator has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
A relieved looking Barack Obaminator thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: BB 83 - Virus vs Keji
Date: Nov 12, 2022

#R1#
Kushnirov throws a body shot but no joy.
Kushnirov scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kushnirov feints and then cracks Obaminator's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Obaminator down.
Obaminator connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kushnirov momentarily.
Kushnirov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator lands a head kick!
Kushnirov connects with a body shot.
Kushnirov swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CL#
Obaminator forces Kushnirov back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kushnirov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kushnirov blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kushnirov backwards.
Obaminator lands with a right to the head.
Obaminator lands a body punch.
Obaminator blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#T1#
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Kushnirov putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Obaminator in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Kushnirov avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.
Kushnirov throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator tries a body shot but Kushnirov blocks it. #BC2#
Kushnirov breaks from the clinch.
Obaminator looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Kushnirov is having none of it.
Kushnirov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator blocks a head kick by Kushnirov.
An inside leg kick from Obaminator misses.
Kushnirov raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Kushnirov throws a solid leg kick but Obaminator takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kushnirov.
A left and a right from Kushnirov both land. Nice combination.
Kushnirov throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
Good shot there by Kushnirov.#T2#
Kushnirov looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Kushnirov throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator lands the left hand.
Kushnirov misses with an uppercut
and Kushnirov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kushnirov misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Obaminator there as he acknowledges the shot.#CL#
Obaminator forces Kushnirov back against the cage and clinches.
Kushnirov tries to break the clinch but Obaminator is controlling the position.
Obaminator lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obaminator lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #BC#
Obaminator breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ilya Kushnirov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Obaminator moves into range and clinches up with Kushnirov.
Kushnirov is trying to break the clinch but Obaminator has him pressed against the cage.
Obaminator misses with a punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Kushnirov's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kushnirov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #T3#
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC2#
Kushnirov breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kushnirov slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kushnirov throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
A counter left hand to the body from Obaminator misses its target.
Kushnirov misses with a lunging right hand
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kushnirov throws a chopping leg kick but Obaminator manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kushnirov misses with a hook.
Obaminator throws a quick counter head kick but Kushnirov was just out of range.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Obaminator takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kushnirov throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kushnirov misses with an uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Kushnirov throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Kushnirov connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Obaminator's hands.
Obaminator staying out of range there.#T4#
Obaminator lands with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator looks to land a combination. Kushnirov sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Obaminator cracks Kushnirov with a good jab.
Kushnirov avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Obaminator drops his hands momentarily and Kushnirov takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kushnirov keeps the fight on the outside.
Obaminator takes one on the button.
Kushnirov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jab from Kushnirov.
Kushnirov throws the kick towards the body but Obaminator avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kushnirov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kushnirov misses with a lunging right hand
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL#
Obaminator drives through and clinches with Kushnirov against the cage.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Kushnirov controls his hands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
The fight stays on the outside here - Obaminator looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Obaminator lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Kushnirov throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kushnirov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kushnirov misses with a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kushnirov misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
Kushnirov tries to land a body kick
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Kushnirov.
Obaminator swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Obaminator checks a leg kick.
Kushnirov scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Obaminator doesn't seem bothered though.
Obaminator needs to keep his hands up - Kushnirov had a free shot at his head there.#T1#
Kushnirov fails to land with a series of punches.
Kushnirov misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Kushnirov moved out of range.
Kushnirov moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kushnirov tried to score with a low kick but Obaminator checks it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kushnirov.
Kushnirov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator jabs Kushnirov to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kushnirov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy. #KD#
A head kick lands from Obaminator that sends Kushnirov to the canvas. Kushnirov tries to scramble back to his feet but Obaminator brings him back down into side control. #ROC#Kushnirov is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator controlling the position. #SUB#
Obaminator tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Obaminator has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #T2#
Obaminator trying to control the action but Kushnirov is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Obaminator passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Kushnirov!
Kushnirov stops Obaminator from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Kushnirov tries to lock up and control but Obaminator gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Obaminator trying to control but Kushnirov is having none of it. #T3#
Obaminator controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Kushnirov defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Obaminator.
Kushnirov tries to lock up and control but Obaminator gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Obaminator looking to control but Kushnirov is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kushnirov has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Obaminator's lack of action.
Kushnirov controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Kushnirov felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB#
Obaminator seems to be looking for submissions.
Obaminator uses his free foot to push down on Kushnirov's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Kushnirov.
Kushnirov is controlling an arm, preventing Obaminator from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Obaminator thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Kushnirov wants to hold on but Obaminator pushes him away.#SUB#
Kushnirov defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Obaminator.
Obaminator avoids the attempt from Kushnirov to control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Kushnirov misses the jab.
Kushnirov throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with an outside leg kick.
Kushnirov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Kushnirov throws a push kick but Obaminator slaps the foot to one side.
Kushnirov throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kushnirov misses with a wild body shot.
Kushnirov fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range.
It appears Obaminator was looking to counter with a kick there.
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kushnirov paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Kushnirov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kushnirov throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kushnirov tries to work over Obaminator's front leg with a kick but Obaminator checks it.
Kushnirov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kushnirov doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator slips a jab and a cross from Kushnirov.
Kushnirov misses with a body punch
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T1#
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kushnirov throws out the jab.
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Kushnirov connects with the punch.
Kushnirov misses with an uppercut.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Kushnirov manages to avoid it.
Kushnirov moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Obaminator lands the left hand.
Obaminator cracks Kushnirov with an open hand slap.
Kushnirov throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Kushnirov takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Obaminator is looking to clinch but Kushnirov is avoiding it.
Obaminator tries to clinch up.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kushnirov swinging wildly here.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T2#
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kushnirov throws out the jab.
Kushnirov lunges at Obaminator with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Obaminator's hand.
Kushnirov takes a jab right on the kisser.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Kushnirov to counter with a crisp jab.
That kick from Kushnirov tenderised Obaminator's leg. Obaminator is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kushnirov wants to land a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range.
Kushnirov misses with a lunging right hand
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Kushnirov takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kushnirov throws a head kick that misses.
Kushnirov looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Obaminator takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kushnirov throws a hook but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obaminator is looking to clinch but Kushnirov is avoiding it.
Ilya Kushnirov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kushnirov takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kushnirov circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kushnirov connects with a crisp jab.
Kushnirov has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kushnirov misses with a low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Kushnirov throws a leg kick but Obaminator moved away.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obaminator lands with a slapping head kick.
The fighters circling - Kushnirov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kushnirov throws a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kushnirov misses with a hook
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand. #T4#
Kushnirov throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.#CL#
Obaminator gets in close and instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kushnirov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Kushnirov controls his hands.
Kushnirov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Barack Obaminator has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Kushnirov avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage. #BC2#
Kushnirov breaks the clinch.
Obaminator blocks a leg kick.
Kushnirov throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kushnirov.
Kushnirov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obaminator fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kushnirov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ilya Kushnirov.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
A victorious Barack Obaminator thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: BB 80 McWrestler vs Magomedov
Date: Oct 29, 2022

#R1#
Galanis swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Galanis misses with an uppercut.
Galanis smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Obaminator takes a swing at Galanis's ribcage but misses.
Galanis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Obaminator throws out the jab.
A little jabbing left from Galanis on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Galanis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Galanis lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Galanis doesn't seem bothered though.
Galanis misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Galanis misses with a looping right.
Galanis throws a shot to the body.
Galanis slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a hook but Galanis avoids it easily.
Galanis swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Galanis is having none of it.
Galanis throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Galanis on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T1##CL#
Obaminator closes the distance and clinches.
Obaminator stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Galanis misses with a hook from the clinch.
Galanis has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Galanis's elbow.
Obaminator lands a body punch.
Obaminator prevents Galanis from breaking the clinch.
Good body shot from Obaminator.
Galanis looks winded!
Obaminator misses with some punches.
Galanis is trying to break the clinch but Obaminator is controlling him.
Obaminator keeps control of Galanis as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Galanis controls his hands.
Obaminator lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #TD#
Obaminator pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB#
Galanis got a little sloppy there for a moment and Obaminator has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Galanis has managed to get both his arms back between Obaminator's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Galanis doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Galanis manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Galanis won't allow Obaminator to sweep him here. #T2##SUB#
Obaminator escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Galanis gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Obaminator working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Galanis has passed into half guard!
Galanis wants to get back to his feet. #SU2#
Galanis stands up from half guard. #T3#
Galanis is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Galanis throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator stuns Galanis with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Galanis takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Galanis throws a body shot but no joy.
Galanis uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Galanis throws out the jab.
Galanis tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Galanis.
Galanis throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Galanis scores with a nice right hand.
Galanis pivots, looking for a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range and Galanis settles back down.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Galanis was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Galanis now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A jab from Galanis misses. #KD#
Obaminator drops Galanis with a left and a right! Oh, Galanis is hurt - Obaminator dives into side control looking to finish! #ROC#Galanis is rocked!#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Galanis gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Galanis is still in real trouble! Can Obaminator finish him?
Galanis is squirming around, avoiding Obaminator's attempts to control the action.
Galanis tries to get back to half guard but can't. #SUB#
Obaminator goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Galanis turns into him and now he's in Obaminator's guard.
Galanis seems to have recovered his senses.#SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Obaminator had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Galanis defends it easily.#SUB#
Obaminator is looking to cinch up a triangle. Galanis throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Obaminator's body to avoid the submission. Obaminator has instead reached around Galanis's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Obaminator arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Barack Obaminator!
A very excited looking Barack Obaminator made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: BB 74 - Obaminator vs Roos
Date: Sep 24, 2022

#R1#
A shot to the liver by Roos. Beautiful body shot.
Obaminator has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Little Lebowski Urban Achievers Gymnasium in the buildup to the fight.
Obaminator connects with a nice looking jab.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Roos was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.#CL#
Obaminator closes the distance and clinches.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Roos's elbow.
Obaminator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Roos backwards.
Roos misses with a hook from the clinch.
Roos tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Roos has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator.
Roos is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Obaminator is defending well for now.
Obaminator scores with a shoulder strike.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Roos.
Obaminator throws a punch but it's blocked by Roos.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator scores with a shot to the side of Roos's head.
Roos swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Obaminator.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Roos misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Roos walks away with a smile on his face. Obaminator gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Obaminator misses the jab.
Roos lands a body shot.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Roos's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator tries to clinch there but Roos circles away.
Obaminator fails in his attempt to clinch.
Roos throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
Roos moves out of range of the strikes.
Roos throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.#T2#
Obaminator throws a solid leg kick but Roos takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Obaminator.
Roos displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Obaminator throws out the jab. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Knees to the body from Roos.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Roos tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator lands a hook that snaps the head of Roos backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short left from Obaminator.
Roos lands with a light punch inside.
Obaminator pushes Roos back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Roos lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obaminator.
Roos misses with a punch to the body.
Roos lands a left hand that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Roos trying to land knees to the body. #T3#
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Roos controls the action.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Roos trying to land knees to the body.
Roos working aggressively here.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Obaminator works on Roos's body with a couple of short punches.
Obaminator throws a punch but it's blocked by Roos.
Obaminator misses with the head strike.
Obaminator on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Obaminator misses with a punch on the inside.
Roos tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Roos scores a nice knee to the body.
Roos throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Obaminator.
Roos goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Roos.
Roos gets through Obaminator's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Roos swings wildly with an uppercut but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Roos landing some nice looking knees to the body. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator working aggressively here.
Roos tries to land knees in the clinch but Obaminator avoids the damage to the body.
Obaminator misses with a hook from the clinch.
Roos working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Roos unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Roos landing knees to the head.
Roos lands a shoulder strike.
Obaminator has a couple of punches blocked by Roos.
Obaminator misses with the head strike.
Roos blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Roos lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Obaminator tries to work over Roos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obaminator swings wildly with an uppercut but Roos uses good head movement to avoid it.
Roos is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Obaminator is defending well for now.
Roos misses with a hook to the ribs.
Roos scores with a shot to the side of Obaminator's head.
Roos throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Roos on the inside.
Roos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Cooper Roos will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Obaminator cracks a nice hook into Roos's ribs.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Roos is out of range.
Roos is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Obaminator with a body shot.
Obaminator connects with a good right hand that stumbles Roos. Roos circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#CL#
Roos tries to keep at a distance but Obaminator has taken the fight into the clinch.
Roos tries to land knees in the clinch but Obaminator avoids the damage to the body.
Roos unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roos has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator.
Roos landing knees to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Roos.
Roos misses with the head strike.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
Roos working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Obaminator on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T1#
Roos lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Obaminator avoiding damage as Roos throws knees to the body.
Roos misses with a punch to the body.
Cooper Roos seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Roos throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Obaminator blocks it with crossed arms.
Roos lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Roos's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Roos.
Roos lands an uppercut.
Roos lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Roos scores with a nice hook to the head.#ROC2#Obaminator is rocked!
Obaminator misses with the head strike.
A short left from Roos.
Oh Obaminator is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Roos has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Roos blocking some punches.
Roos with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC2#
Roos breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Roos takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Roos thuds a left hand into Obaminator's body.
Roos misses with a kick to the body
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator seems to have got his legs back now.#T2#
Roos fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Obaminator.
Roos misses with the body kick
and Roos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Roos uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a body shot
and Roos counters with a big right hand! Oh Obaminator is in trouble here! Roos follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cooper Roos!
Cooper Roos thanked the fans post fight for their support.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: BB 69 - Escobar vs Tavares
Date: Aug 27, 2022

#R1##TD#
Obaminator gets caught flat footed, as Nakagawa shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Obaminator has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Nakagawa is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Obaminator.
Obaminator can't do much from the bottom here.
Obaminator tries to bench press Nakagawa off him but Nakagawa keeps the position.
We've been hearing that Nakagawa has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Nakagawa looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Obaminator wants to control but Nakagawa postures up.#T1#
Nakagawa wants to lay and pray for a moment but Obaminator keeps working.
Nakagawa lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #SUB#
Nakagawa is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Obaminator knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Obaminator is looking to regain half guard here but Nakagawa keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Nakagawa is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Obaminator knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Obaminator manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Obaminator looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Obaminator is trying to control the action in half guard but Nakagawa is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Obaminator might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Nakagawa haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#SUB2#
Obaminator is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Nakagawa actively working from the bottom here.
Obaminator is keen to just control but Nakagawa is a slippery customer.#T3#
Nakagawa is in trouble now - Obaminator has advanced to mount!
Nakagawa tries to reverse the position but Obaminator maintains control.#SUB2#
Obaminator looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nakagawa gets back to half guard.
Nakagawa is looking to get back to full guard here but Obaminator has managed to pass to side control instead.
Nakagawa is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Obaminator off and has taken his back!#T4##SUB#
Obaminator showing good submission defense here. #SUB#
Obaminator fending off the submission attempt from Nakagawa.
Obaminator looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Shinnosuke Nakagawa dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Nakagawa is looking to clinch but Obaminator is avoiding it.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Nakagawa's shoulder, as Nakagawa tries to avoid the shot.
A big right from Obaminator misses.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Nakagawa decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Nakagawa wants to pass to mount but Obaminator is defending the position.
Nakagawa wants to control but Obaminator is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Obaminator actively working from the bottom here.
Ground and pound from Nakagawa.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator is refusing to be controlled, as Nakagawa sits in half guard.
Nakagawa throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T1#
Nakagawa working Obaminator over with strikes.
Obaminator wants to improve his position but Nakagawa is controlling well.
Nakagawa looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Obaminator has hold of Nakagawa's hands but Nakagawa slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Nakagawa is stalling here. Obaminator is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Nakagawa seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Obaminator has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Nakagawa tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Obaminator wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T2##SUB2#
Obaminator tries for a kimura but Nakagawa is defending well.
Nakagawa is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Nakagawa manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Nakagawa is looking to advance position but Obaminator won't allow it.
Nakagawa trying to advance position but Obaminator counters by regaining guard.
Nakagawa stopping the sweep attempt from Obaminator.#T3#
Obaminator is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Nakagawa throws a big elbow that misses.
Obaminator working a defensive guard here.
Nakagawa passes into half guard.
Nakagawa not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Nakagawa performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB#
Nakagawa is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Obaminator defends it well. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Nakagawa lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Nakagawa trying to advance position but Obaminator counters by regaining guard.
Shinnosuke Nakagawa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB2#
Nakagawa got a little sloppy there for a moment and Obaminator has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nakagawa has managed to get both his arms back between Obaminator's legs - danger averted.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Nakagawa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Shinnosuke Nakagawa dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##CL2#
Obaminator drives through and clinches with Nakagawa against the cage.
Obaminator will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Nakagawa up against the cage.
Nakagawa blocking some punches.
Nakagawa tries for a takedown. No joy.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Nakagawa lands a nice uppercut.
Nakagawa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nakagawa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Obaminator can do to turn this around?
A nice right hand lands inside from Obaminator.
Nakagawa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obaminator prevents the takedown attempt.
Still in the clinch, Obaminator scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nakagawa blocking some punches.
Nakagawa stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nakagawa struggles to land a body shot inside as Obaminator controls his hands.
A body shot lands from Nakagawa.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nakagawa throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Obaminator as Nakagawa tries to tie him up.
Obaminator lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T1#
Obaminator pushes Nakagawa back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nakagawa tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Nakagawa.
Obaminator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nakagawa backwards.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Nakagawa.
Obaminator lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short left from Nakagawa.
Nakagawa trying to control the position but instead, Obaminator has worked for underhooks and has pushed Nakagawa into the cage.
Obaminator digs a right hand into Nakagawa's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nakagawa's gas tank.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nakagawa.
Nakagawa lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nakagawa throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator. #TD2#
Obaminator manages to pull guard. #SUB2#
Nakagawa has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Obaminator to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Nakagawa is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Obaminator pulls down on the head and he's put Nakagawa to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: BB 63 - Escobar vs White
Date: Jul 30, 2022

#R1#
Some bone on bone action there as Tavares checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Donk. Obaminator catches Tavares right on the button with a cross.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tavares lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Obaminator has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Obaminator and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Obaminator feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Obaminator fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tavares is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Tavares on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator throws out a powerful jab.
Obaminator lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Obaminator slips a jab and a cross from Tavares.
Obaminator feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Tavares blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Tavares swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tavares throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
Obaminator clobbers Tavares with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #CL#
Obaminator takes the fight into the clinch. #T1#
Tavares takes a shot to the head.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator jumps guard but Tavares turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC#
Obaminator breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tavares! But no joy.
Obaminator swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tavares cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Tavares's head back.
Obaminator lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tavares throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tavares manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tavares takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Obaminator pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Obaminator jabs Tavares right on the nose. Tavares blinks but takes it well.
Tavares looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.#T2#
Obaminator fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
A nice inside leg kick there by Obaminator. That's going to slow Tavares down.
Tavares takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
Tavares scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Obaminator misses with a kick to the body
enabling Tavares to counter with a crisp jab.
Tavares ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Obaminator lands the left hand.
Obaminator wants to clinch up but Tavares keeps it at a distance.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tavares has time to react.
Obaminator lunges at Tavares with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tavares's hand.
Tavares stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a jab to the head. #T3#
Obaminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tavares looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tavares uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Tavares.
A lazy left from Obaminator finds it's target.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Tavares avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator cracks Tavares with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Obaminator's corner calls for a 1-2. Obaminator obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Obaminator is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Obaminator closes the distance but Tavares moves to the side
and Tavares counters with a stiff right hand.
Tavares uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Obaminator has time to react.
Decent striking displayed by Obaminator there.
Tavares throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good shot there by Obaminator.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tavares uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Tavares's body.
Obaminator wants to clinch.
Tavares misses with a wild body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Obaminator finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Obaminator tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tavares counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tavares on the side of the head.
Jab by Obaminator.#CL#
Obaminator moves into the clinch successfully.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC2#
Tavares breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's time! Obaminator's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Obaminator moves into range and connects with a jab. #CL#
Obaminator clinches up with Tavares and pushes him back against the cage.
Obaminator working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Tavares tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
Tavares escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Tavares misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Tavares smiles and moves away.
Tavares has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Tavares has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Obaminator finds it's way round the side to connect with Tavares's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice uppercut lands for Obaminator. That snapped Tavares's head back.
Tavares avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tavares looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.#T1#
Obaminator ducks right into an uppercut from Tavares.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Obaminator works the jab nicely.
The fighters circling - Tavares throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tavares manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator connects with a body shot that sends Tavares's belly button to the back.
Obaminator throws a leg kick which misses Tavares's front leg but catches the back leg as Tavares tries to avoid it.
Manny Tavares has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Obaminator misses with a few strikes there.
Obaminator moves to clinch but Tavares breaks away
and Tavares counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obaminator slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tavares avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tavares swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tavares.
Tavares looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tavares throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Tavares slips the punch.
Tavares is looking for the big counter here.
Obaminator throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tavares on the side of the head.
Tavares misses with a series of wild punches.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator doesn't manage to clinch there - Tavares circles away. #T3#
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Tavares circles away and keeps his distance.
Tavares swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#CL#
Obaminator gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Tavares tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tavares throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Tavares blocks an uppercut.
Obaminator fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tavares blocking some punches.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
Obaminator tries to work over Tavares's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Tavares.
Obaminator makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC2#
Tavares escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Tavares is out of range.
Tavares appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Obaminator tries to clinch up.
Obaminator throws a hook but Tavares blocks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tavares! But no joy.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.#T4#
A swing and a miss from Obaminator.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Tavares moved out of range nicely.
Obaminator lands with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tavares doesn't seem bothered though.
Tavares connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy right hand. Tavares should have avoided that one.
Tavares keeps the fight on the outside.
Tavares lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator tries to clinch up.
Tavares misses with a looping right.
Obaminator throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tavares avoids a kick to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Tavares takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tavares can do to turn this around?
Tavares looks to land a right hand but Obaminator moved out of range.
Obaminator clobbers Tavares with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Tavares slips under a jab.#CL#
Obaminator takes the fight into the clinch.
A hook to the body from Tavares. #BC2#
Tavares breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Decent striking displayed by Tavares there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD2#
Tavares sends Obaminator crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Tavares is motioning to the referee to let Obaminator up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#Obaminator is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tavares throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Tavares.
Tavares throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator connects with a crisp jab. #T1#
Tavares takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tavares on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tavares.
Obaminator lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Obaminator.
Tavares fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Obaminator looks up at the clock. Bad move! Tavares lands a right hand from hell, dropping Obaminator. Tavares pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Manny Tavares!
After winning the bout, Manny Tavares thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Barack Obaminator had this to say: 'I'll be black'.

Event: BB 57 - Capellio vs Bartz 2
Date: Jun 25, 2022

#R1#
Obaminator throws a hook but Paris avoids it easily.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Paris at a distance.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Paris has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Paris missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As Obaminator backs off Paris throws a huge counter combo but Obaminator manages to avoid it all.
Paris swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#TD2#
Paris feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#SUB#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Paris doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Paris manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Paris throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Paris seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Paris throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Obaminator works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T1#
Obaminator manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Paris manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Paris controls Obaminator momentarily but Obaminator frees himself.
Paris tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Paris has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Obaminator trying to control the position from guard on top but Paris is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Obaminator stands and throws Paris's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Paris tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB#
Obaminator wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Paris, who protects the arm well.
Paris tries to bench press Obaminator off him but Obaminator keeps the position. #T2##SUB#
Obaminator working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Obaminator trying to control the action but Paris is working from the bottom.
Paris is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Obaminator is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Paris is controlling an arm, preventing Obaminator from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Paris is working to get back to half guard. #T3#
Paris is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Paris has given up his back here. Will Obaminator look for the submission or keep pounding away? #SUB#
Obaminator goes for a risky armbar from back mount and it's not paid off. Paris escapes and is now in half guard on top.
Obaminator is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Paris not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Obaminator is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Paris scores with a couple of nice shots.#T4#
Paris thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Obaminator is looking to improve his position.
Obaminator makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Obaminator.
Obaminator trying to keep a closed guard but Paris is proving a slippery customer.
Paris postures up and lands a big shot to Obaminator's brow.
Paris landing with the ground and pound.
Paris trying to control but Obaminator is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Obaminator working for a triangle but Paris defends it easily.
Paris looking to pass the guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
That's time! Obaminator's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Obaminator keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Paris keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Obaminator.
Paris slips under a jab.
Paris drops his hands momentarily and Obaminator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Obaminator lands a jab to the head.
Paris tries to clinch up but Obaminator circles away and keeps his distance.
Paris looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Paris scores with a shot to the body.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
And Paris tries to counter it with a takedown but Obaminator pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Paris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Paris.
Paris throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
Paris wants to clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Obaminator misses the target.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick. #T1#
Paris moves out of range as Obaminator throws a body kick.
Paris let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Paris scores with a jab to the jaw.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the body.
Paris on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Paris staying out of range there.
Obaminator lands a leg kick that knocks Paris off balance momentarily.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Paris.
Paris throws a predictable looking body shot
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator avoids a punch combination nicely.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Paris.
A little jabbing left from Paris on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Paris moved away.
Nice defenses there by Paris.
Paris uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Paris sees it coming and moves out of range.
Paris throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.#T2#
Obaminator pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nice defenses there by Paris.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Paris can do to turn this around?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator lunges at Paris with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Paris's hand.
Paris throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Paris saw that one coming.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Paris.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#CL2#
Paris clinches.
Obaminator wants to get back to striking at distance but Paris won't allow it.
Paris lands a right hand that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Paris has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator. #BC#
Obaminator breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator throws an overhand right that lands on Paris's shoulder, as Paris tries to avoid the shot.
Paris tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Paris takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Paris changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator misses with a straight right. #T3##TD2#
Paris gets the takedown into side control.
Paris scoring with punches and elbows.
Paris lands a decent elbow from side control.
Obaminator on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
You can see the frustration on Obaminator's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB2#
Paris tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Paris has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Paris lands some shots froms side control.#SUB2#
Paris is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Obaminator has escaped the position, nice work there.
Obaminator is looking to reverse the position.#T4#
Obaminator is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Obaminator looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Paris slips a nice elbow through Obaminator's hands, connecting with Obaminator's forehead.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Paris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Paris scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
Paris is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Paris scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Paris is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Obaminator reverses the position - he's now on top in Paris's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Marco Paris will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Paris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Paris takes a jab right on the kisser.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Paris turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Paris moved out of range nicely.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Paris moves out of range.
Paris now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Paris darts in trying to clinch
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice straight punches there by Obaminator. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Obaminator.
A punch lands to the side of Obaminator 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Paris tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Obaminator defends well and Paris ends up having to push Obaminator into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Paris is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Paris checks a low kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator throws a jab when Paris was well out of range.#T1#
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator misses with an attempted mid kick.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Paris shoots in looking for a takedown but Obaminator manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Paris's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Paris connects with a right hand. Obaminator shakes it off.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paris fails to land the takedown.
Barack Obaminator has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marco Paris.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Paris moved out of range.
Paris throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice defenses there by Paris.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Barack Obaminator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Paris.
Obaminator avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Paris does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#T2#
Paris shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Paris misses with a body shot
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Paris goes for a double leg but Obaminator avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Obaminator continues to drive forward.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Paris.
Paris takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Paris's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Obaminator jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Paris waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a leg kick which misses Paris's front leg but catches the back leg as Paris tries to avoid it.
Paris goes for a double leg but Obaminator avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Obaminator continues to drive forward.
Obaminator stuns Paris with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Obaminator swats away the attempt to clinch by Paris.
Paris gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Obaminator connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Obaminator scores with a body shot. #CL2#
Paris gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Obaminator breaks from the clinch.
Obaminator stuffs the takedown.
Obaminator is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Paris tries to clinch there but Obaminator circles away.
Paris fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Obaminator looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Paris slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Paris checks a leg kick.
Marco Paris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Obaminator misses with a hook. Paris ducked under it nicely.
Paris jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Paris takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Obaminator throws a low kick, looking for Paris's leg but Paris calmly moves out of range.
Obaminator lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
An inside leg kick lands from Obaminator.
Obaminator connects with a nice looking jab.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Paris's body.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paris thuds a left hand into Obaminator's body.
Obaminator throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Obaminator fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Paris on the side of the head.
Paris fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Obaminator avoids it really well and circles away.
Paris looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Paris tries to close the distance and clinch up but Obaminator swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Paris ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Paris throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Obaminator darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Paris drops his hands momentarily and Obaminator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Obaminator cracks Paris with an open hand slap.
Donk. Obaminator catches Paris right on the button with a cross.
Paris checks the leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for Barack Obaminator!
Judge James Atkins scores the fight for Barack Obaminator!
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Barack Obaminator!

Barack Obaminator wins by unanimous decision!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: BB 50 - Obaminator vs Adam 3
Date: May 21, 2022

#R1#
Adam lands a body shot. #TD2#
Adam closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Obaminator to the mat! Obaminator manages to get full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Obaminator had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Adam defends it easily.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Adam wants to control from the top but Obaminator keeps moving. #SUB#
Obaminator looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Adam has picked Obaminator up and slammed him! Obaminator can't keep hold of the triangle and Adam manages to pass to side control!
Obaminator is being controlled here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Adam tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Obaminator is looking to reverse the position.#T1#
Obaminator is not content to let Adam control the position.
Obaminator is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Adam off and has taken his back!
A lull in the action here.
Adam trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. #T2#
Adam manages to reverse the position and now he's in Obaminator's guard. Nice work there by Adam. #SUB#
Adam avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Obaminator is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Adam trying to control but Obaminator is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Obaminator is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Adam must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T3##SUB#
Obaminator looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Adam has picked Obaminator up and slammed him! Obaminator can't keep hold of the triangle and Adam manages to pass to side control!
Obaminator tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Adam trying to control the action but Obaminator is working from the bottom.
Adam taking a breather here.
Obaminator manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!#T4#
Adam has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Obaminator is working away from the top position though.
Obaminator is keen to just control but Adam is a slippery customer.#SUB#
Obaminator is working for an americana but Adam has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Obaminator was thinking about the submission.
Obaminator stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Adam swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Adam can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Obaminator controls the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Adam is on top in guard. #REVB#
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Principo Adam dominated that round.
That's time! Obaminator's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Obaminator scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Adam will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Adam slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Obaminator thows a leg kick but Adam checks it #TD2#
and Adam counters with a takedown into side control.
Adam grinds an elbow into Obaminator's temple.
Obaminator manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Obaminator trying to control but Adam postures up.
Adam perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Obaminator regains full guard. Nicely done.
Adam postures up. #T1##SUB#
Obaminator is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Adam trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Adam doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Adam manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Obaminator is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Adam throwing strikes from guard but Obaminator blocks nicely.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Adam works over Obaminator with some ground and pound from guard.#SUB#
Obaminator is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Adam looking to sit in guard and control but Obaminator gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Adam is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T3#
Obaminator wants to control from the top but Adam keeps moving. #SUB#
Obaminator has gone for a leg lock! Adam slips out almost immediately though and dives into Obaminator's guard.#REVB#
Obaminator working a defensive guard but Adam passes into half guard. #SUB2#
Adam is looking for submissions but instead, Obaminator has regained full guard.
Obaminator has momentary wrist control but Adam slips an elbow through the middle.#T4##SUB#
Obaminator working for a triangle but Adam defends it easily.
Adam won't allow Obaminator to sweep him here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Adam trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Adam controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Adam is working Obaminator over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Principo Adam showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3#
Obaminator scores with a jab.
Adam swings widly with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Adam punishes Obaminator's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Adam moved out of range nicely.
Adam misses with a hook.
A big right from Adam misses.
Obaminator moves out of range as Adam strikes.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Adam moved out of range.
It seemed like Adam was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Adam connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice uppercut lands for Obaminator. That snapped Adam's head back.
Adam has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Adam connects with a single shot there.
Adam takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Adam.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Adam throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Adam misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obaminator. #T1#
Obaminator moves away from the strike by Adam.
Barack Obaminator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Adam throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Adam fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Adam uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
A solid leg kick lands there for Obaminator.
Adam ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Adam changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Adam is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Obaminator is looking to chop away at Adam's legs.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Adam moved out of range.
Adam throws a body shot but no joy.
Adam throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Adam throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T2#
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Adam gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
A looping hook to the body misses from Adam. Obaminator does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Adam.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Adam slips under a jab.
Adam looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Adam is just out of range.
Adam uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Obaminator has time to react.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Adam.
Obaminator lands a jab to Adam's midsection.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
A lazy left from Adam finds it's target.
Obaminator throws a nice outside leg kick.
Obaminator swings widly with a right hand
and Adam counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Adam.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Adam.
Obaminator looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#T3#
Obaminator with a hook.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Adam.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
A big right from Obaminator misses.
Adam feints the counter takedown.
Obaminator looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Adam cracks Obaminator with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Adam takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Adam on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Obaminator gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
and Adam counters with a stiff right hand.
Adam shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Obaminator sprawls well. Obaminator wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Adam gets slowly back to his feet.
Adam scores with a hook to the body. Obaminator takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T4#
Adam looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator misses with a hook
and Adam connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obaminator throws a shot to the body.
Adam uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Adam fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Obaminator avoids it really well and circles away.
Adam takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Adam uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Adam has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Obaminator finds it's way round the side to connect with Adam's head.
Obaminator walks into a stiff left hand from Adam.
Obaminator cracks Adam with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Obaminator throws a push kick but Adam slaps the foot to one side.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Principo Adam just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Back to the action!#R4#
Adam lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#TD2#
Adam shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Adam was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Obaminator manages to get back to half guard.
Adam trying to control the action but Obaminator is working from the bottom.
Adam performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Obaminator wants to get back to full guard.
Obaminator is trying to control but can't. #SUB#
Obaminator looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Adam not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Obaminator tries to roll over but Adam keeps him under control.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
A big right from Adam misses.
Obaminator connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Adam momentarily. #T2#
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A countering left hand to the body from Adam misses.
Adam scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Adam throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
Adam steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Adam manages to avoid it.
Adam throws a big shot that misses.
Adam shoots in and drives through. Obaminator sprawls well.
Obaminator scoring well with a low kick there.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Adam checks a leg kick.
Adam avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Adam checks a leg kick nicely.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
and Adam counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Adam.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Adam connects with a looping right hand. #T3#
A jab from Adam misses.
Adam throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator walks into a straight right hand from Adam.
Adam uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Adam fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Adam doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Adam scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Obaminator walks into a jab.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
and Adam counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Adam.
Nice defenses there by Adam.
A countering left hand to the body from Adam misses.
Adam changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Adam thows a left - swing and a miss!
Obaminator misses with a body shot. #T4#
Adam throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator moves out of range as Adam strikes.
Adam misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Adam throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Adam cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Obaminator throws a right hand that Adam ducks under and follows up with a left that Adam also avoids with ease.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Adam! But no joy.
Adam lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Adam misses with a straight left.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Adam.
A swing and a miss from Adam.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Adam counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Adam checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Adam drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Obaminator defends it well.
Adam lands a two punch combo.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Principo Adam dominated that fourth round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R5#
Obaminator swings for the body but Adam moves out of range.
Obaminator darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Adam is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Obaminator throws a shot to the body.
Jab by Adam.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Obaminator lands with a right hand.
Obaminator misses with a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Obaminator finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Adam jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice straight punches there by Obaminator. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator lands a body shot.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Adam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Adam manages to avoid it.
Obaminator scores with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice defenses there by Adam.#T1#
Obaminator keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#TD2#
Obaminator tries to sprawl but Adam drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Adam prevents Obaminator from improving his position.
Obaminator is pressing down on Adam's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Adam trying to control but Obaminator is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Adam passes into half guard. #T2##SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Adam is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Obaminator is staying active underneath Adam, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB#
Obaminator is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Adam pulls his head out easily.
Adam is pressing down on Obaminator's thigh, looking to free his foot. Obaminator is holding on for now. #T3#
Adam is taking a breather. Obaminator says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Adam's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Principo Adam is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A decent looking cross lands there for Obaminator.
Adam misses with a straight right.
Obaminator walks into a left hand.
Adam swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator connects with a body shot that sends Adam's belly button to the back.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Adam saw that one coming.
Barack Obaminator has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
Adam swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Adam loads up on a big right hand but Obaminator slips the punch.
Adam avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Adam misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Obaminator throws a chopping leg kick but Adam manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Adam looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Adam listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Obaminator lands a body shot.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Adam ducked under it nicely.
Adam slips under a jab from Obaminator.
And Adam tries to counter it with a takedown but Obaminator pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Obaminator throws a front kick aimed at Adam's knee but Adam avoids it well.
Obaminator looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Obaminator is looking to slow Adam down with leg kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator throws a jab when Adam was well out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Obaminator misses the target.
Obaminator thows a left - swing and a miss!

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Adam has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for Principo Adam!
Judge James Glass scores the fight for Principo Adam!
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight for Principo Adam!

Principo Adam wins by unanimous decision!
Principo Adam was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Barack Obaminator was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be black'.

Event: BB 40 - Obaminator vs Garbowa
Date: Apr 09, 2022

#R1#
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Czarny Z Garbowa moved out of range nicely.
Czarny Z Garbowa moves out of range of the body kick.
Czarny Z Garbowa is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Czarny Z Garbowa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Czarny Z Garbowa is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Obaminator misses with a double jab.
Czarny Z Garbowa with the counter takedown but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Czarny Z Garbowa's head but Czarny Z Garbowa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Czarny Z Garbowa changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Czarny Z Garbowa moves away.
Czarny Z Garbowa drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Obaminator defends it well.
Czarny Z Garbowa has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Obaminator is landing a low percentage of strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Obaminator darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jab, jab by Obaminator - just one landing.
Czarny Z Garbowa on the wrong end of a nice hook.#T1#
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from Obaminator misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Obaminator!
Czarny Z Garbowa will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Czarny Z Garbowa is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Czarny Z Garbowa saw that one coming.
Czarny Z Garbowa drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Obaminator defends it well.
Czarny Z Garbowa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator. #TD2#
Czarny Z Garbowa bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Obaminator tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Czarny Z Garbowa wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #SUB2#
Czarny Z Garbowa swings around for an armbar but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Czarny Z Garbowa's guard.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Czarny Z Garbowa has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Obaminator can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Czarny Z Garbowa is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Obaminator frees his head nicely. Oh but Czarny Z Garbowa has switched to an armbar! Obaminator is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa!
Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa is the new middleweight champion!
Our winner, Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: BB 31 Obaminator vs Tavares 2
Date: Mar 01, 2022

#R1#
Jab, jab by Tavares - just one landing.
Tavares defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
Obaminator digs a good body shot into Tavares's ribs.
Tavares waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.#CL#
Obaminator takes the fight into the clinch.
Obaminator lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Tavares misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tavares fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Obaminator fails to land.
Tavares swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.
Obaminator works on Tavares's body with a couple of short punches.
Tavares misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Obaminator misses with some punches.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T1#
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator tries a body shot but Tavares blocks it.
Obaminator blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Obaminator lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Obaminator has a couple of punches blocked by Tavares.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Tavares misses with a punch on the inside.
Obaminator lands a body shot.
A short right from Obaminator on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body. #BC2#
Tavares manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Obaminator has taken the fight to the clinch.
Tavares working aggressively here. #TD#
Obaminator decides to pull guard. #SUB#
Obaminator working for a triangle but Tavares defends it easily.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tavares trying to control but Obaminator is working from the bottom. #T2#
Obaminator wants to sweep here but Tavares controlling him for the moment. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for a guillotine here but Tavares defends easily. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Tavares passes into side control. #T3#
Obaminator manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Tavares wants to control but Obaminator is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB#
Obaminator is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Tavares is just riding it out for now. Obaminator eventually gives up the hold.
Obaminator trying to control from half guard but Tavares is working away.
Tavares told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Obaminator is working for a kimura but Tavares is defending it quite comfortably. #T4#
Tavares is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Obaminator moves nicely into side control.
Obaminator advances to mount.
Tavares wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Obaminator.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Tavares tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Tavares.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Tavares misses with a straight right.
Obaminator wants to clinch up but Tavares keeps it at a distance.
Tavares throws a counter combo.
Tavares loads up on a big right hand but Obaminator slips the punch.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator takes one on the button.
Obaminator tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tavares manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator lands a right hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator tries to clinch there but Tavares circles away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tavares! But no joy.
Obaminator takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
It looked like Obaminator was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Tavares.#T1#
Tavares takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Obaminator throws a head kick that half lands.
Obaminator swings for the body but Tavares moves out of range.
It seemed like Tavares was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tavares appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tavares throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator fires out a quick counter leg kick but Tavares just manages to avoid it.
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tavares throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
Obaminator lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#CL#
Obaminator moves into the clinch.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Tavares. #BC2#
Tavares manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator lands with a straight right. Tavares didn't see that one coming.#T2#
Tavares misses with a body shot.
A counter left hand to the body from Obaminator misses its target.
Obaminator is looking to clinch but Tavares is avoiding it.
Obaminator digs a good hook to Tavares's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Tavares moves out of range.
Tavares moves into range and connects with a jab.
Obaminator looks to clinch
and Tavares counters with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tavares throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A slow jab from Tavares misses its intended target.
Manny Tavares seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T3#
Obaminator tries to clinch there but Tavares circles away.
Tavares flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Tavares misses the target.
Tavares might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Tavares throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Obaminator fails with an attempt to clinch.
Obaminator backing away here, and Tavares unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Obaminator tries to clinch up
and Tavares counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator tries to clinch
letting Tavares counter with a right hand.
A solid body kick from Obaminator.
Tavares throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4##CL#
Obaminator closes the distance and pushes Tavares back into the cage.
Barack Obaminator has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tavares works on Obaminator's body with a couple of short punches.
Tavares throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Tavares misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator misses with the head strike. #TD#
Obaminator successfully pulls guard.
Tavares controlling from the top position. #SUB#
Obaminator throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Obaminator is trying to keep Tavares in close.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R3#
Nice body punch from Obaminator.
Obaminator drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Obaminator connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Obaminator scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tavares in his tracks.
Tavares jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator is looking to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tavares moves forwards but Obaminator connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Obaminator doesn't manage to clinch there - Tavares circles away.
Tavares misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tavares thinking.
Tavares drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T1#
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tavares paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tavares throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Obaminator.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tavares was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Tavares throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a body kick.
Tavares defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
Tavares missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator fails with an attempt to clinch.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tavares can do to turn this around?
Tavares throws a solid leg kick but Obaminator takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tavares.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. #T2#
Obaminator tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tavares manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Tavares moves out of range.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tavares throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Tavares.
A chopping leg kick lands by Obaminator. #CL#
Obaminator moves into the clinch.
Tavares swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tavares throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC2#
Tavares's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tavares misses with a straight left. #T3#
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.#CL#
Obaminator pushes Tavares up against the cage in a clinch.
Tavares tries a body shot but Obaminator blocks it.
A short left from Tavares.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tavares.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator tries to pull guard but Tavares won't allow it.
Tavares tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obaminator's elbow.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Obaminator working aggressively here.
Obaminator tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Tavares smiles and moves away.
Obaminator gets cracked there but stands up to it. #T4#
Obaminator tries to clinch up.
Tavares with a jab.
Tavares misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tavares throws a chopping leg kick but Obaminator manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Tavares avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Obaminator backing away here, and Tavares unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Obaminator lands a head kick!
Obaminator connects with a solid leg kick.
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tavares swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tavares only half commits to the counter leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4#
Tavares will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
Tavares throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Obaminator with a hook.
Obaminator feints and then cracks Tavares's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tavares down.
A cross from Obaminator lands.#CL#
Obaminator drives through and clinches with Tavares against the cage.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
Obaminator jumps guard but Tavares turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tavares blocks an uppercut.
Tavares softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Obaminator lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tavares backwards.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Tavares avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Obaminator. #T1#
Tavares wants to get back to striking at distance but Obaminator won't allow it.
Tavares working aggressively here. #TD#
Obaminator manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Tavares content to stall in guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Obaminator escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Tavares gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Barack Obaminator overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Tavares doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Tavares manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Obaminator escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Tavares gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Obaminator is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR##SUB#
Tavares is defending against the submission attempts here by Obaminator. #SUB#
Obaminator is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #T3##SUB#
Obaminator is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Obaminator trying to pass the guard but Tavares defending well. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB#
Obaminator is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Tavares is trying to stand up here but Obaminator is controlling him well.
Tavares is refusing to be controlled, as Obaminator sits in half guard. #SUB#
Obaminator is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tavares defends it well.
Obaminator missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator had his way with Manny Tavares in that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R5#
Obaminator is looking to clinch.
Obaminator moves in looking to clinch but Tavares pushes him off.#CL#
Obaminator takes the fight into the clinch.
Obaminator tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Obaminator fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Tavares controls his hands.
Obaminator scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Obaminator jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Tavares walks away with a smile on his face. Obaminator gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Obaminator scores with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tavares misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obaminator.
Tavares takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tavares throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range. #T1#
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Tavares.
Tavares throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator cracks Tavares with a good jab.
Tavares lands with a cross.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Obaminator.
Obaminator scores with a jab. Tavares acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A nice leg kick from Obaminator, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tavares throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.#T2#
The crowd cheers as Obaminator lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tavares doesn't seem phased though.
Tavares jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Tavares circles away and keeps his distance.
Tavares throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tavares takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tavares explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Manny Tavares has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tavares throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tavares gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
Tavares swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Obaminator lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Tavares on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Obaminator catches Tavares with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Obaminator moves into range and connects with a jab.
Tavares swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Tavares on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tavares throws a body shot but no joy.
Tavares takes one on the button.
Tavares ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#T4#
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Tavares.
Obaminator throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tavares misses with a low kick.
Tavares ducks right into an uppercut from Obaminator.
Tavares looks to land a right hand but Obaminator moved out of range.
Tavares thows a left - swing and a miss!
Obaminator tries to clinch up.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tavares was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Tavares appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Obaminator tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tavares manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Despite the aggression on Tavares's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Obaminator has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight for Barack Obaminator!
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight for Barack Obaminator!
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight for Barack Obaminator!

Barack Obaminator wins by unanimous decision!
Barack Obaminator retains his middleweight title!
A very excited looking Barack Obaminator made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: BB 26 - Paris vs Obaminator
Date: Feb 05, 2022

#R1#
Paris rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#It looks like Marco Paris has been cut.#CL#
Paris gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Paris escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #TD#
Paris closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator actively working from the bottom here.
Obaminator is trying to control but can't.
Paris sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Obaminator defending well though. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Paris seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Obaminator is trying to control but can't.
Obaminator is trying to get back to full guard.
Obaminator trying to control here.
Paris scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T1#
Obaminator tries to roll over but Paris keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ground and pound from Paris. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Obaminator won't allow Paris to pass to mount.
Paris prevents Obaminator from improving his position.
Paris working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Paris scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Paris scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Paris trying to mount his opponent but Obaminator defends it.
Paris is looking to take a break and control but Obaminator is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Obaminator is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Obaminator has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Paris. Oh but Obaminator has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Paris goes limp - he's gone! Obaminator jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator is the new middleweight champion!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: BB 18 - Obaminator vs Dias 2
Date: Dec 25, 2021

#R1#
Dias lands with a shot to the body.
Quintus Dias seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheers as Dias lands an impressive looking overhand right. Obaminator doesn't seem phased though.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dias lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dias throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator ducks right into an uppercut from Dias.
A jab from Dias misses.
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Dias's head back.
Obaminator tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#KD#
Obaminator lands a left and a right that sends Dias crashing to the canvas! Obaminator dives into mount looking to finish!#ROC#Dias is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator looking to ground and pound but Dias is blocking nicely.
Dias is still in real trouble! Can Obaminator finish him?
Dias really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Dias seems to have recovered his senses.
Dias is squirming around, avoiding Obaminator's attempts to control the action. #T1##SUB#
Obaminator is working for a guillotine from mount but Dias frees his head quite easily. #SUB#
Obaminator has control of Dias's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Dias regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Obaminator is trying to take his opponent's back. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dias is working to get back to half guard.
Dias in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Obaminator controlling from the full mount. #SUB#
Dias is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Obaminator locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Dias is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
A very excited looking Barack Obaminator made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: CMMA 183
Date: Nov 12, 2021

#R1#
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wright on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obaminator. Obaminator obviously looking to wear him down. #CL#
Obaminator gets a clinch.
Wright lands a nice uppercut.
Wright throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Wright misses with a punch on the inside.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Obaminator works on Wright's body with a couple of short punches.
Wright misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wright lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body.#BC2#
Wright's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator lands an overhand right.
Wright has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Wright looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Wright circles away and keeps his distance.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the body
and Wright counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Wright throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Wright misses the target.
Obaminator swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Wright fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Obaminator looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Wright counter with a right hand.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Obaminator.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator sizes up Wright with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Obaminator is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#T2#
Wright throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
Wright throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Wright circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice body punch from Obaminator.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wright throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Obaminator scoring well with a low kick there.
Wright takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wright staying out of range there.
Wright throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Obaminator counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Wright was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #T3#
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#CL#
Obaminator drives through and clinches with Wright against the cage.
Wright swings wildly with an uppercut but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Obaminator fails to land.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Wright avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wright lands a left hand that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wright blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Wright misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wright tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator lands with a light punch inside.
Obaminator lands with a right to the head.
Wright blocks a body shot from Obaminator. #T4#
Obaminator scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Obaminator lands an uppercut.
Obaminator swings wildly with an uppercut but Wright uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wright throws a head punch that misses.
A shot in the inside from Wright.
Wright prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wright.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wright tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Obaminator lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Wright throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wright. #BC2#
Wright breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wright avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Wright throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator swings for the body but Wright moves out of range.
Wright only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Obaminator is looking to clinch. #CL#
Obaminator gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wright can do to turn this around?
Wright misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wright.
Wright is trying to force a seperation but Obaminator has the dominant position.
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Wright turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wright.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
Obaminator misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator scores with a shot to the side of Wright's head. #T1#
Obaminator blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Wright misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wright swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wright takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wright misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator stuns Wright with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick.
Wright sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Obaminator has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Wright throws a predictable looking body shot
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wright misses with a hook to the body
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand. #T2#
Obaminator fakes the leg kick and cracks Wright in the body.
Wright takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wright jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Wright saw that one coming.
It seemed like Wright was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Wright's body.
Wright on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wright thows a leg kick but Obaminator checks it
and Obaminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Wright's head but Wright sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Wright seems unphased. #CL#
Wright gets tackled into the cage by Obaminator. Obaminator maintains the clinch. #T3##BC2#
Wright breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wright gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wright.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wright misses with a series of wild punches.
Wright's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Wright misses with a body shot.
Obaminator looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Wright.#T4#
Obaminator chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wright can pounce on him.
Obaminator tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wright is able to avoid easily.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Obaminator chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wright falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Wright throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A solid leg kick lands there for Obaminator.
Obaminator does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wright misses with an uppercut
and Wright takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Obaminator lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL#
Obaminator closes the distance and clinches.
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Wright turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wright lands a left hand.
Wright's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Wright's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wright just misses with a punch to the body.
Wright takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Obaminator rushes Wright and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wright lands with a right to the head. #BC2#
Wright breaks the clinch. #CL#
Obaminator has managed to clinch. #T1#
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.
Obaminator tries a body shot but Wright blocks it.
Wright lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator stalling in the clinch but Wright improves position.
Obaminator pushes Wright back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wright has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator.
Wright throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow. #BC2#
Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Wright swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obaminator works Wright's body with a nice hook.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wright misses with a body shot.
Obaminator chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wright can pounce on him. #T2#
The fighters circling - Wright throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wright swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator takes a shot to the head.
Obaminator throws a head punch that misses.
Wright misses with the head strike.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wright misses with some punches.
Wright lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wright misses with a hook from the clinch.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T3#
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Wright has him pressed against the cage.
Wright digs a right hand into Obaminator's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Obaminator's gas tank.
Wright lands with a right to the head. #BC2#
Wright pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator with a hook.
Obaminator is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Carter Wright has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wright keeps the fight on the outside.
Obaminator tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wright throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
Obaminator connects with the punch.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Wright is having none of it.
Obaminator backing away here, and Wright unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Obaminator darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Wright takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Obaminator takes a swing at Wright's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Wright is just out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wright lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Obaminator circles away quickly and effectively.
Obaminator darts in trying to clinch
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Barack Obaminator.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Obaminator, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
A victorious Barack Obaminator thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: CMMA 169 Fudd v Pavlovic
Date: Oct 10, 2021

#R1#
Obaminator uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Adam has time to react.
Adam lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator throws an off balance right hand
and Adam counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Adam lands a lovely overhand right.
Adam misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Adam avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Obaminator walks into a stiff left hand from Adam.
Obaminator throws a leg kick #TD2#
so Adam counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Obaminator keeping moving, preventing Adam from controlling successfully.
Adam trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Adam lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Obaminator keeping moving, preventing Adam from controlling successfully. #T1#
Obaminator working a defensive guard but Adam passes into half guard.
Adam is just content to waste time from the top position. Obaminator takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Adam is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB#
Obaminator is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Adam defends well.#SUB#
Adam avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Adam throws a big elbow that misses. #T2#
Adam is looking to pass into half guard but Obaminator pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Obaminator is in guard.#REVR#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Adam controlling Obaminator's posture.
Adam's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Adam looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T3#
Obaminator postures up.
Adam is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.#SUB#
Obaminator postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Adam is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Obaminator, into his guard. #REVB##SUB#
Adam lying in Obaminator's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Obaminator decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Adam taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
A victorious Barack Obaminator thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: CMMA 159 Dinapoli v Kennedy
Date: Sep 18, 2021

#R1##CL#
Obaminator has managed to clinch.
Philippe lands a left hand that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards.
Philippe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Obaminator makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
Philippe blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Philippe prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Philippe prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Philippe.
Philippe throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Obaminator lands a right hand that snaps the head of Philippe backwards.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
Obaminator pushes Philippe back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Philippe tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obaminator's elbow.
Nice body punch from Obaminator - that landed with a thud.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Philippe scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Philippe works on Obaminator's body with a couple of short punches.
Philippe lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator is breathing heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Obaminator fails to land.
Obaminator blocks a body shot from Philippe.
Philippe tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Philippe.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Philippe's elbow. #T1#
Philippe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Philippe throws a head punch that misses.
Philippe working aggressively here.
Philippe gets through Obaminator's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Philippe lands a nice uppercut.
Philippe working aggressively here.
Obaminator misses with the head strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Philippe.
Philippe working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Obaminator.
Philippe lands with a right to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Philippe.
Philippe cracks Obaminator with a nice body shot.
Philippe lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Obaminator or not.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
Philippe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Philippe blocks an uppercut.
Philippe misses with a punch to the body.
Philippe working aggressively here.
Philippe misses with some punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Philippe has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator. #T2#
Philippe misses with the head strike.
Philippe works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Philippe makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC#
Obaminator manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Philippe thuds his right hand into Obaminator's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Philippe throws a hook but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Philippe throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Philippe scores with a decent looking hook.
Philippe misses with a straight left.
Obaminator looking to land some kicks to the body here. #CL2#
Philippe instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Philippe.
A short right from Philippe on the inside.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Philippe's elbow. #T3#
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Obaminator.
Obaminator scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Philippe lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Philippe lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obaminator misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Philippe fails to land.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Philippe's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Obaminator.
Philippe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obaminator softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Philippe misses with the head strike.
Philippe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Philippe controls the action. #BC2#
Philippe breaks the clinch.
Philippe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Philippe.
Philippe lands with an overhand left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Philippe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Obaminator counters with a head kick. That will keep Philippe thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks! #T4#
Philippe wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#KD2#
Philippe lands a big head kick that sends Obaminator tumbling to the mat! Philippe takes a step backwards and waves Obaminator back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Obaminator lands a nice hook to Philippe's body. Philippe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Philippe throws out the jab.
Philippe slips under a jab.
Philippe looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Philippe throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
Philippe lands with a hook. Obaminator tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Philippe scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obaminator tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Philippe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Philippe slips a jab and a cross from Obaminator.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Peguero Jean Philippe dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Obaminator misses with a hook to the body
letting Philippe counter with a right hand.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Obaminator was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Obaminator checks the leg kick nicely there.
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Philippe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Philippe throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator throws a right and a left that Philippe avoids nicely.
Obaminator punishes Philippe's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator slips a jab from Philippe.#CL#
Obaminator closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Philippe wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Philippe working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Philippe.
A short uppercut from Obaminator.
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Philippe controls the action.
Philippe has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Obaminator blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T1#
Obaminator blocks an uppercut.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A short right from Obaminator on the inside.
Obaminator tries a body shot but Philippe blocks it.
Philippe misses with a body punch.
Obaminator has a couple of punches blocked by Philippe.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator blocks a body shot from Philippe.
A short uppercut from Philippe.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator blocking some punches.
Obaminator lands with a left to the head.
A short left from Obaminator.
Philippe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Philippe pushes Obaminator back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Philippe.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Philippe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Philippe.
Obaminator swings wildly with an uppercut but Philippe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Philippe working aggressively here.
Philippe tries to throw a body punch but Obaminator avoids it by throwing Philippe back against the cage.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Philippe's elbow. #T2#
Obaminator lands a left hand that snaps the head of Philippe backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator blocks an uppercut.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Philippe's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Philippe fails to land.
Philippe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Philippe throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
A head punch on the inside from Obaminator fails to land.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Philippe avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
Philippe works on Obaminator's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Philippe. #BC2#
Philippe breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Philippe throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Philippe throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Philippe.
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Philippe circles away and keeps his distance.#T3#
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Philippe sizes up Obaminator with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Obaminator avoids a punch combination nicely.
Philippe misses with a left hand
and Philippe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#It looks like Peguero Jean Philippe has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Obaminator.
Peguero Jean Philippe seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Philippe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Philippe misses with a left hand
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Philippe with a nice cross.
Philippe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.#T4#
Philippe throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Philippe.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Philippe throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jab by Obaminator.
Philippe getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Philippe keeps the fight on the outside.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Philippe moves away and avoids it.
Obaminator lands with an uppercut that bounces Philippe off the cage and back into range.
Philippe takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Obaminator walks into a stiff left hand from Philippe.
Obaminator misses the body punch
letting Philippe counter with a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Peguero Jean Philippe will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Peguero Jean Philippe's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Nice straight punches there by Philippe. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Philippe.
Philippe throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator. #KD2#
Philippe cracks Obaminator with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Obaminator looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Philippe finish him? #ROC2#Obaminator is rocked!
Philippe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oh Obaminator is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Obaminator tries to clinch but Philippe moves out of range.
Philippe closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Obaminator! Philippe dives in looking to finish! Obaminator is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peguero Jean Philippe!
After the big win, Peguero Jean Philippe made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Pound Town INC and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
The defeated Barack Obaminator had this to say: 'I'll be black'.

Event: CMMA 146 Obaminator v Tavares
Date: Aug 20, 2021

#R1#
Tavares is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Obaminator takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Tavares ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Tavares throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tavares throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tavares misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Tavares has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Obaminator throws a nice inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Tavares throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tavares avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tavares staying out of range there.#T1#
Obaminator cracks Tavares with a right hand to the side of the head.
Obaminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Tavares misses with an uppercut. Obaminator saw that one coming.
Obaminator takes one to the chin there.#CUT2#It looks like Barack Obaminator has been cut.
Tavares is looking to chop away at Obaminator's legs.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Tavares avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Tavares does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tavares looks to land a body kick but Obaminator moved away.
Obaminator tries to score with a low kick but Tavares moves his leg out of the way.
It seemed like Tavares was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator lands with a cross.
Tavares gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
Nice defenses there by Tavares.#T2##KD2#
Tavares lands a big right hand that sends Obaminator crashing to the mat! Tavares stays standing though and waves Obaminator back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tavares throws a hook but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Donk. Obaminator catches Tavares right on the button with a cross.
Obaminator connects with a single shot there.
Obaminator scores with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Tavares throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Tavares moves out of range.
Obaminator walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tavares swings widly with a right hand #CL#
and Obaminator moves into the clinch.
Tavares misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator gets through Tavares's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tavares goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator tries to pull guard but Tavares won't allow it. #T3#
Tavares leaning his opponent against the cage.
Tavares lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC2#
Tavares breaks the clinch.
Tavares looks to land a body kick but Obaminator moved away.
Obaminator fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tavares is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Tavares looks to land a body kick but Obaminator moved away.
Tavares misses with a right hand
and Obaminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tavares thinking.
Obaminator moves out of range as Tavares throws a body kick.
Obaminator throws a leg kick which misses Tavares's front leg but catches the back leg as Tavares tries to avoid it.
Tavares doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#T4#
Tavares checks a leg kick.
Tavares darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tavares misses with a jab to the body
enabling Obaminator to counter with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Tavares misses the target.
A left lands for Obaminator.
Tavares throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tavares throws a body kick that misses
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tavares misses with a looping right.
Obaminator was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
It looks like Obaminator has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
A lazy left from Obaminator finds it's target.
Tavares misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obaminator.
A quick step to the side and Obaminator tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tavares misses with a left hand
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Barack Obaminator's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Tavares throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tavares throws out the jab.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Tavares.
Obaminator moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Tavares moves out of range.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A little jabbing left from Tavares on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator throws a leg kick which misses Tavares's front leg but catches the back leg as Tavares tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tavares. That one must have hurt.
Tavares misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tavares at a distance.
Obaminator fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.#T1#
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Tavares.
Obaminator blocks the body kick.
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
letting Tavares counter with a right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Tavares. That snapped Obaminator's head back.
Tavares takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator misses the jab.
Tavares appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tavares.
Obaminator lands the left hand.
Obaminator takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Manny Tavares seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tavares throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it. #T2#
Obaminator is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tavares gets in close and tags Obaminator with a short punch that almost sends Obaminator to the mat! Oh Obaminator is in big trouble! He turns his back on Tavares, trying to create some distance but Tavares rushes him, striking wildly and Obaminator goes down! The referee tackles Tavares into the cage to end the fight! Tavares is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Manny Tavares!
A relieved looking Manny Tavares thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: CMMA 139 Obaminator v Wright
Date: Aug 01, 2021

#R1#
Wright misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obaminator moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wright uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Wright tries to bum rush Obaminator with a series of wild strikes but Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Obaminator circles away from the clinch attempt
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wright tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Obaminator paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Obaminator fails with an attempt to clinch.
Obaminator backing away here, and Wright unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Wright misses the body punch
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Wright takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wright throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Wright doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wright lands a jab to the head.
Wright takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Wright slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Wright looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator scoring well with a low kick there.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Wright sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wright fails in his attempt to clinch.
Obaminator fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Obaminator does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wright is trying to counter with his kicks.
Wright throws a series of punches but Obaminator moves out of range. #CL#
Obaminator clinches up against the cage.#T2#
Obaminator is leaning against Wright and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wright lands a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Obaminator.
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Wright turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wright fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC2#
Wright manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #CL#
Obaminator gets a clinch.
Wright misses with a body punch.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Wright blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obaminator blocks a body shot from Wright.
Obaminator tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Obaminator throws a head punch that misses.
Wright prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Wright goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wright.
Wright blocks an uppercut.
Wright pushes Obaminator back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Obaminator. #T3#
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Still in the clinch, Obaminator scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wright tries a body shot but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Wright controls the action.
Wright lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wright throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a head punch that misses.
Wright throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Wright pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wright throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wright misses with a jab to the body
and Obaminator counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Wright moves away and avoids it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wright, as that shot connected.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wright. #CL#
Obaminator clinches with his opponent. #T4#
Obaminator blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright's elbow.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wright misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator lands a body shot in the clinch. #BC2#
Wright escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wright rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Obaminator connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wright's hands.
Obaminator throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Wright lunges at Obaminator with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Obaminator's hand.
Obaminator lands a head shot.
No joy there for Wright, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Obaminator chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wright has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Wright fails to land with a series of punches.
It looks like Obaminator has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Wright slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Obaminator scores with a shot to the body.
Wright walks into a stiff left hand from Obaminator.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright throws out the jab.
Obaminator paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Obaminator swings for the body but Wright moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Obaminator pushes Wright up against the cage in a clinch.
Wright misses with a body punch.
Obaminator blocks an uppercut.
Wright is leaning against Obaminator and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wright tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obaminator's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wright.
Obaminator has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.#T1#
Obaminator swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Obaminator throws a punch but it's blocked by Wright.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wright.
Wright cracks Obaminator with a nice body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Wright.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wright tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wright lands a hook that snaps the head of Obaminator backwards. #TD#
Obaminator drags the fight down to the ground. #SUB#
Obaminator is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Obaminator throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wright controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T2#
Obaminator trying to keep a closed guard but Wright is proving a slippery customer.
Wright controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Wright works a leg free and moves into half guard. #T3##SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Wright is trying to control the action in half guard but Obaminator is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Wright is thwarting Obaminator's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Obaminator manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Obaminator looking to control. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Obaminator is really struggling to control Wright but he's trying to hold on to the position.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wright ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Wright throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Wright throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator takes a kick to the side of the head.#CUT2#It looks like Barack Obaminator has been cut.
An inside leg kick lands from Obaminator.
A swing and a miss from Wright.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Wright moves away
and Wright counters with a left right combination that sends Obaminator crashing to the mat - Wright wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Obaminator out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Carter Wright!
Carter Wright is the new middleweight champion!
After the fight, Carter Wright was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Barack Obaminator spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: CMMA 126 Adam v Obaminator
Date: Jul 03, 2021

#R1#
Good work by Adam as he checks the leg kick.
Obaminator dips to his left and cracks Adam with an uppercut!
Obaminator lands with a cross.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Adam jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Adam looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Good shot there by Obaminator.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Adam throws out the jab.
Obaminator let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Obaminator connects with the punch.
Adam throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obaminator tests Adam's chin there with a solid looking shot.#TD#
Adam changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Obaminator looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Adam tries to advance to mount but can't.
Obaminator tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Adam wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Obaminator wants to control but Adam postures up.#T1#
Adam trying to control the action but Obaminator is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Adam working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Adam tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Adam is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Obaminator knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Obaminator is looking to reverse the position.
Adam trying to control the action but Obaminator is working from the bottom. #T3##SUB#
Adam working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Obaminator tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Adam wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Obaminator is trying to control Adam's posture but Adam avoids it. #SUB#
Adam goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Obaminator rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Adam's guard! Nice work there by Obaminator! #SUB#
Adam is looking for a triangle but Obaminator pushes his legs off easily.
Adam preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T4#
Adam keeping full guard, as Obaminator tries to pass. #SUB#
Adam working for a triangle but Obaminator defends it easily.
Obaminator slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Obaminator passes Adam's left leg - he's now in half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Barack Obaminator will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Obaminator is looking to chop away at Adam's legs.
Obaminator scores with a jab. Adam acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Adam throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Adam counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Adam's hands.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Adam.
Adam takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nice jab there from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a nice hook to Adam's body. Adam takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.
Adam throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Adam lands a right hook to the body.
Obaminator tries to land a leg kick but Adam saw it coming and moves away.
Adam lands with a cross.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Adam looks to land a right hand but Obaminator moved out of range.#T1#
Nice uppercut lands for Adam. That snapped Obaminator's head back.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Adam uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Adam staying out of range there.
Adam takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Adam moves forwards but Obaminator connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Obaminator jabs Adam to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Obaminator defending well as Adam loads up on a big left hand.
Adam bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Obaminator's head backwards.
Adam lands with a straight right. Obaminator didn't see that one coming.
Adam wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
A jab from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Adam feinted with a counter takedown.#T2#
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Adam fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a lazy body kick
and Adam counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Adam throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Adam throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Adam throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Adam.
Adam swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator misses with a few strikes there.
Adam swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Adam.
Obaminator connects with a nice looking jab.
Obaminator tries to land a leg kick but Adam saw it coming and moves away.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Adam slips the punch.
Adam throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Adam ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T3#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Obaminator.
Obaminator has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Obaminator with the inside leg kick.
Obaminator swings for the body but Adam moves out of range.
Obaminator ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Obaminator misses with a double jab.
Adam tries to counter with a takedown but Obaminator is quick to defend against it.
Obaminator lands a body shot.
Obaminator lands with a straight right. Adam didn't see that one coming.
Obaminator connects with the punch.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Adam misses with a straight left.
Obaminator scores with a leg kick.
Obaminator shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Nice cross by Adam.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Adam moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.#T4#
Adam blocks a jab.
Adam shoots and misses
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator slips a jab from Adam.
Obaminator ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Adam throws a body shot but no joy.
Barack Obaminator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Adam misses with a few strikes there.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
Adam throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Obaminator throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Adam stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A low kick from Obaminator misses #TD#
and Adam counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Principo Adam overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obaminator works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB#
Adam drops back looking for a leg! Obaminator is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Obaminator manages to kick Adam off! Adam jumps back into Obaminator's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3#
Obaminator takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Obaminator with the inside leg kick.
Obaminator throws a jab when Adam was well out of range.
Adam misses with a hook.
Adam staying out of range there.
Adam doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Adam takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Adam throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator counters with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adam shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Obaminator as he jumps to the side.
Obaminator jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Obaminator tries to clinch but Adam moves out of range. #T1#
Obaminator needs to keep his hands up - Adam had a free shot at his head there.
Adam takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure. #TD#
Adam shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. #SUB2#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Adam doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Adam manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Adam trying to control the position from guard on top but Obaminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Adam controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T2#
Adam forces his way into half guard.
Adam tries to pass the half guard into mount. Obaminator knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Obaminator trying to control here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Adam tries to pass to full mount but Obaminator defends it.
Adam is looking to take a break and control but Obaminator is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T3#
Adam is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Obaminator is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Obaminator felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Obaminator tries to get to full guard but Adam has control of the leg.
Obaminator is still trying to improve position.
Obaminator wants to control but Adam is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Adam is looking to take a break and control but Obaminator is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A big right from Adam misses.
Adam throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
Adam takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A big left from Adam misses. #T4#
An inside leg kick lands from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a series of punches but Adam moves out of range.
That kick from Obaminator tenderised Adam's leg. Adam is trying to keep his angry face on.
Adam throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Adam throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Adam fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Adam looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Adam is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Adam shoots in looking for a takedown. Obaminator tries to sprawl out of it but Adam keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Obaminator manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Principo Adam. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Adam takes a kick to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Barack Obaminator just about did enough to take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R4#
Adam jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Obaminator! But no joy.
Adam misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Adam on the side of the head.
Adam looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Adam missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Adam misses with a jab to the body
and Obaminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Adam defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy right hand. Adam should have avoided that one.
A big right from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator tried to score with a low kick but Adam checks it.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Adam.
Adam misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Adam jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#T1#
Obaminator misses with a leg kick.
Adam staying out of range there.
It looked like Adam wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Adam missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator thows a body kick. Adam tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Adam swats away the attempt to clinch by Obaminator.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Obaminator plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Adam goes for a double leg but Obaminator avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Obaminator continues to drive forward.
Adam wants to take the fight to the mat but Obaminator manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Adam tries to throw a body punch but Obaminator avoids it by throwing Adam back against the cage.
Obaminator misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator tries a body shot but Adam blocks it.
Adam is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Obaminator lands a hook that snaps the head of Adam backwards.
Obaminator stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T2#
Obaminator is working Adam over against the cage.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Obaminator tries to work over Adam's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator digs a right hand underneath Adam's ribcage. Adam let out a lung full of air as it connected.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Obaminator stops a takedown attempt from Adam.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Principo Adam. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Obaminator tries a body shot but Adam blocks it. #BC2#
Obaminator breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Obaminator buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Adam is out of range.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Adam.
Obaminator doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Adam swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Adam takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Adam throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.#T3#
Obaminator throws a combination that misses
and Adam counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Adam ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
A telegraphed right hand from Obaminator misses the target.
Adam jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator defending well as Adam loads up on a big left hand.
Adam just misses with a punch to the body.
Adam throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Adam.
Obaminator appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator lunges at Adam with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Adam's hand.
Adam blocks a jab.
Adam was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A thudding body kick lands there by Obaminator!
Adam looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.#CL2#
Obaminator pushes Adam up against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Obaminator's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#T4#
Adam ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Adam blocks a jab.
Adam appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Obaminator tries to clinch up but Adam circles away and keeps his distance.
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Adam.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Adam does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator misses with a looping left.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Adam shoots for a takedown but Obaminator saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Adam avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Obaminator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Obaminator clobbers Adam with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Adam on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obaminator. Obaminator obviously looking to wear him down.
Adam tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from Adam.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that fourth round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!#R5#
Adam ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Obaminator moves away.
Obaminator misses with a two punch combination.
Adam misses with a hook. Obaminator ducked under it nicely.
Obaminator throws a leg kick #TD#
and Adam counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB#
Adam thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Adam wants to control but Obaminator is keeping him busy.
Obaminator regains half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Obaminator actively working from the bottom here.
Adam is trying to control the action in half guard but Obaminator is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T1#
Obaminator wants to get back to full guard.
Adam wants to pass the guard but Obaminator is defending well.
Obaminator trying to control here.
Adam passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Obaminator!
Obaminator is squirming around, avoiding Adam's attempts to control the action.
Obaminator wants to hold on but Adam pushes him away.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Adam controlling his opponent.
Adam looking to control but Obaminator is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Principo Adam has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Obaminator wants to control but Adam is having none of it.
Obaminator sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Obaminator is not content to let Adam control the position.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T3#
Adam content to control rather than advance.
Obaminator is trying to maintain the position but Adam is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Adam wants to work for an arm triangle but Obaminator is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.
Adam tries to pass to full mount but Obaminator defends it. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Adam misses with a few strikes there.
Adam throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Obaminator looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice jab there from Adam.
A low kick from Obaminator is predictable there
and Adam connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A shot to the liver by Obaminator. Beautiful body shot.
Adam misses with an uppercut
letting Obaminator counter with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Adam misses the target.
Adam tests Obaminator's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the head.
Obaminator is looking to clinch.
Adam falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Principo Adam showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 46:49
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator is the new middleweight champion!
A relieved looking Barack Obaminator thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: CMMA 113 Obaminator v Dias
Date: May 30, 2021

#R1#
Dias uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dias's head.#KD#
A head kick lands from Obaminator that sends Dias to the canvas. Dias tries to scramble back to his feet but Obaminator brings him back down into side control. #ROC#Dias is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Obaminator thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Dias is still in real trouble! Can Obaminator finish him?
Dias trying to remain calm as Obaminator controls from the top position.
Dias is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Obaminator off and has taken his back!
Dias seems to have recovered his senses.
Dias is trying to stick to Obaminator's back but Obaminator is turning into Dias. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Dias's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Obaminator.
Dias is looking to stand back up but Obaminator counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Dias. #SUB#
Obaminator wants to work for an arm triangle but Dias is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dias trying to control from the bottom. #T1##SUB#
Obaminator is trying to work for a kimura but Dias is defending well. #SUB#
Obaminator is working for a kimura but Dias is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB#
Obaminator seems to be looking for submissions.
Obaminator wants to take a breather but Dias is having none of it.
Obaminator works his foot free and advances to mount.
Dias is in all sorts of trouble here. #T2#
Obaminator looking to control but Dias is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dias manages to regain half guard. Good work. #SUB#
Obaminator is trying to work for a kimura but Dias is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dias controlling the position for now.
Obaminator throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dias to regain full guard.
Obaminator looking to pass the guard.
Dias controlling Obaminator's posture. #T3#
Obaminator wants to pass the guard but Dias is keeping the position.
Obaminator is working hard here to advance position.#SUB#
Obaminator thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Obaminator postures up in Dias's guard and throws a big left but Dias blocks it.
Obaminator stopping the sweep attempt from Dias.
Dias not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dias has Obaminator pulled in close to control his posture.
Dias is trying to control the position from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dias swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Dias misses.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator scores with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator misses with a body kick.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dias! But no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Nice uppercut there from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a lunging right hand
and Dias counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dias has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dias throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Dias has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Obaminator.
Dias ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Dias connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Obaminator defending well as Dias loads up on a big left hand.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Dias.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dias avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Dias takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dias counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1#
Dias throws a right and a left that both miss.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dias can do to turn this around?
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator jabs Dias to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dias misses with a looping left.
Dias throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Obaminator stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dias misses with an uppercut.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dias throws out the jab.
Obaminator lands with a right hand.
Dias throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dias was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Dias throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target. #T2#
Dias swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dias swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big left from Dias misses.
Obaminator takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Obaminator takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dias.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Dias counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Dias is just out of range.
Dias is looking for the big counter here.
Dias cracks Obaminator with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dias lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T3#
Dias keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dias blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Dias misses with a wild body shot.
Dias scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
Dias looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dias avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator misses with a leg kick
and Dias cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T4#
Dias checks a leg kick.
It seemed like Dias was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dias throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Dias manages to avoid it.
Dias lands with a cross.
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dias swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dias, as that shot connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick
and Dias counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dias misses with a straight right.
Dias scores with a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Dias.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Quintus Dias showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Obaminator lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dias is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Obaminator moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: CMMA 104
Date: May 09, 2021

#R1#
McCrae takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McCrae throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #CL2#
Obaminator forces McCrae back against the cage and clinches.
Obaminator lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obaminator swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McCrae wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as McCrae controls his hands.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC#
McCrae escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A big right from McCrae misses.
McCrae looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McCrae fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Obaminator clinches up with McCrae and pushes him back against the cage.
Obaminator tries to work over McCrae's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator lands a left hand.
Good body shot from Obaminator.
McCrae wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Obaminator has him pressed against the cage.#BC#
McCrae escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator slips under a jab from McCrae.#T1#
McCrae is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Obaminator looks to clinch
enabling McCrae to counter with a crisp jab.
McCrae misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obaminator.
Obaminator steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from McCrae.
Obaminator connects with the punch.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Obaminator lands a nice looking kick to the body. McCrae takes a step back to recover.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Obaminator misses the jab.
McCrae throws a right hand that Obaminator ducks under and follows up with a left that Obaminator also avoids with ease.
McCrae slips under a jab from Obaminator.
McCrae takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Gus McCrae seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator connects with a jab.#T2#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Obaminator.
A big right from McCrae misses.
Obaminator goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Obaminator slips a straight right by McCrae.
Obaminator tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McCrae is able to avoid easily.
McCrae is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
McCrae looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Obaminator tests McCrae's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McCrae throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL2#
Obaminator fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McCrae, pushing him back against the cage.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as McCrae controls his hands.
Obaminator tries to work over McCrae's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
McCrae breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Obaminator fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McCrae, pushing him back against the cage.#BC#
McCrae pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
McCrae looks to throw the jab but Obaminator is out of range.
McCrae throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McCrae throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A low kick lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McCrae's head.
Obaminator is looking to slow McCrae down with leg kicks.
McCrae jabs Obaminator to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McCrae throws a hook but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Obaminator throws a body kick that misses.
A quick step to the side and McCrae tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator is looking to slow McCrae down with leg kicks.
Obaminator throws a body kick that misses.
McCrae connects with a body shot.#T4#
McCrae misses with a hook.
Obaminator tries to counter with a clinch but McCrae shakes him off and moves away.
Obaminator throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McCrae stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Obaminator has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McCrae sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obaminator tries to land a leg kick but McCrae saw it coming and moves away.
McCrae throws a shot from downtown. Obaminator moves away and avoids it.
McCrae throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from McCrae.
McCrae scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McCrae misses with a body shot.
McCrae throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
McCrae throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Obaminator lands a glancing blow to the side of McCrae's head.
McCrae misses with a looping right.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
McCrae misses with a two punch combination.
Obaminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McCrae looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Obaminator throws a push kick but McCrae slaps the foot to one side.
It looked like McCrae was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Obaminator.
McCrae darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McCrae throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
Obaminator tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Obaminator lands a body shot.
McCrae swats away the attempt to clinch by Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from McCrae misses the target.
McCrae jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator lands with a kick to the temple. McCrae shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
McCrae misses with a straight right.
Obaminator is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McCrae throws out the jab.
McCrae sets himself, and Obaminator steps forward looking for the clinch! McCrae avoids it this time.#T1#
Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McCrae.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the head.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McCrae.
McCrae misses with a wild body shot.
McCrae throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McCrae.#CL2#
Obaminator has managed to clinch. #BC#
McCrae breaks the clinch.
McCrae throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McCrae throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Sloppy strikes from McCrae. Those never looked like landing.
McCrae chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Obaminator can pounce on him.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McCrae was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.#T2#
Both fighters circling a little - Obaminator finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
McCrae throws a body punch but Obaminator moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator scores with a leg kick.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
McCrae throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
A slow jab from McCrae misses its intended target.
Obaminator tries to counter with a clinch but McCrae shakes him off and moves away.
Barack Obaminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Obaminator tests McCrae's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Obaminator gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McCrae throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McCrae throws a big shot that misses.
McCrae defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand.
McCrae throws a big shot that misses.
Obaminator wants to counter with a clinch but McCrae pushes him away.#T3#
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McCrae.
Obaminator wants to counter the offense by McCrae and move into the clinch position.
McCrae throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
A big right from McCrae misses.
Obaminator fails with an attempt to clinch.
McCrae scores with a nice right hand.
Obaminator staying out of range there.
Obaminator keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McCrae.
Obaminator jabs at McCrae's body.
Obaminator tries to clinch but McCrae is having none of it.
Good standup being displayed there by McCrae as he connects with a hook.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
McCrae swats away the attempt to clinch by Obaminator.#T4#
Obaminator takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McCrae throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Obaminator lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McCrae has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McCrae and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Obaminator connects with a nice looking jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Obaminator.
McCrae with a hook.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McCrae manages to avoid it.
McCrae misses with a double jab.
McCrae rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #CL2#
and Obaminator counters by moving into the clinch. #TD2#
Obaminator ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Obaminator no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Gus McCrae will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
McCrae tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Obaminator was well out of range. Poor timing from McCrae.
McCrae sets himself, and Obaminator steps forward looking for the clinch! McCrae avoids it this time.
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.
McCrae drops his hands momentarily and Obaminator takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from McCrae.#CL2#
Obaminator moves into the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Obaminator lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCrae is trying to force a seperation but Obaminator has the dominant position.
Obaminator struggles to land a body shot inside as McCrae controls his hands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McCrae lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McCrae tries to break free but Obaminator pushes him back against the cage.
McCrae wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Barack Obaminator seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T1#
McCrae wants to break the clinch but can't.
Obaminator leaning his opponent against the cage.
Good body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator cracks McCrae with a nice body shot.
Obaminator presses McCrae against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Obaminator has McCrae pressed against the cage, preventing McCrae from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Obaminator digs a right hand into McCrae's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McCrae's gas tank.
Obaminator scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short body shot lands from Obaminator as the two fighters clinch.
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.
Obaminator lands a left hand that snaps the head of McCrae backwards.
Obaminator blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Obaminator lands a body shot in the clinch.
McCrae prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands a hook that snaps the head of McCrae backwards.
Obaminator scores with a shot to the side of McCrae's head.
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Obaminator lands with a light punch inside. #TD2#
Obaminator jumps guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from the bottom but instead McCrae passes into half guard. #SUB2#
Obaminator actively working from the bottom here.
Obaminator wants to get back to full guard.
Obaminator gets full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Obaminator is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've been hearing good reports from McCrae's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#SUB2#
Obaminator has an active guard here but McCrae has managed to pass into half guard. #T3#
Obaminator makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Obaminator.#SUB2#
Obaminator is looking for a triangle but McCrae pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Obaminator has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. McCrae is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Obaminator.
Obaminator is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#T4##SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.
McCrae wants to stand but Obaminator has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back.
Obaminator has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McCrae tries to stand and escape but Obaminator is controlling the position. #SUB2#
Obaminator looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Obaminator regains full guard. Nicely done.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Our winner, Barack Obaminator, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Gus McCrae was interviewed post fight and said 'Back to the gym.'.

Event: CMMA 93 Switzer vs Obaminator
Date: Apr 03, 2021

#R1#
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch but Switzer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Switzer is looking to counter punch.
Switzer lands a front kick.
Switzer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Obaminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Obaminator lands with an uppercut that bounces Switzer off the cage and back into range.
Switzer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Obaminator tries to land a front kick but Switzer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.#CL2#
Obaminator clinches.
Switzer lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Switzer scores with a shoulder strike.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Switzer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Switzer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Switzer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Switzer throws a head punch that misses.
Obaminator misses with the head strike. #T1#
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Switzer avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
Obaminator lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Switzer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Obaminator or not.
Switzer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Switzer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obaminator scores with a nice hook to the head.
Switzer blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator digs a right hand underneath Switzer's ribcage. Switzer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Obaminator.
Switzer tries to work over Obaminator's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator lands a shoulder strike.
Switzer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Switzer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Obaminator lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Switzer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Switzer prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Switzer misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short uppercut from Switzer. #BC#
Switzer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator closes the distance looking to clinch
and Switzer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T2#
Switzer scores with the left hand. Obaminator knows he should have avoided that one.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Switzer quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Obaminator scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Switzer. Obaminator shrugs it off though.
Obaminator defending well as Switzer loads up on a big left hand.
Obaminator ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Switzer moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Obaminator with the inside leg kick.
Obaminator cracks Switzer with a good jab.
Switzer is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#T3#
Switzer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obaminator throws a poor cross that misses
and Switzer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Obaminator. Switzer shrugs it off though.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Switzer is looking to counter punch.
Switzer keeps the fight on the outside.
Obaminator takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Switzer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Switzer slips a jab from Obaminator.
Switzer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Switzer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a hook.
Switzer quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.#T4#
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator misses with a few strikes there.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick
and Switzer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Switzer's body.
Obaminator lands the left hand.
Obaminator stuns Switzer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Obaminator throws a good cross that connects.
Switzer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#CL2#
Obaminator has taken the fight to the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Switzer.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2##CL2#
Obaminator takes the fight into the clinch.
Switzer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Obaminator creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Obaminator has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Obaminator lands with a light punch inside.
Switzer is trying to break free.
Switzer has a couple of punches blocked by Obaminator.
Switzer throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator prevents a body shot from Switzer.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Obaminator.
Obaminator makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Switzer throws a punch but it's blocked by Obaminator.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a body punch.
Obaminator has a couple of punches blocked by Switzer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Obaminator breaks from the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Switzer.
It looked like Switzer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obaminator wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Obaminator scores with a kick to the midsection.#T1#
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
Switzer throws out a powerful jab.#CL2#
Obaminator fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Switzer, pushing him back against the cage.
Switzer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Barack Obaminator seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Switzer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Switzer.
Obaminator lands a hook that snaps the head of Switzer backwards.
Obaminator lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Obaminator.
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Switzer controls the action.
Switzer tries to throw a body punch but Obaminator avoids it by throwing Switzer back against the cage.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body.
Switzer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator pushes Switzer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Switzer.
Switzer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obaminator's elbow.
Obaminator has a couple of punches blocked by Switzer.
A nice left hand lands by Switzer. #T2#
Switzer scores with a shoulder strike.
Obaminator tries to throw a body punch but Switzer avoids it by throwing Obaminator back against the cage.
Switzer throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Switzer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator misses with a straight right.
It looked like Switzer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#CL2#
Obaminator gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Switzer misses with some punches.
Obaminator tries to pull guard but Switzer forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Obaminator pushes Switzer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Obaminator misses with some punches.
Obaminator tries to work over Switzer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Switzer lands a body shot.
Obaminator goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator jumps guard but Switzer stands there with Obaminator around his waist. Obaminator gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Switzer lands a hook to the side of the head.#T3#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Obaminator creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Switzer lands a left hand.
Obaminator stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Switzer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Switzer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Obaminator blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Obaminator on the inside.
Switzer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Switzer controls the action.
Switzer prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator blocks an uppercut.
Obaminator lands a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Obaminator lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Switzer backwards.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Obaminator works on Switzer's body with a couple of short punches.
Switzer takes a shot to the head.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Switzer's elbow.
Switzer misses with the head strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obaminator misses with some punches.
Switzer struggles to land a body shot inside as Obaminator controls his hands.
Obaminator misses with a hook to the ribs. #T4#
A body shot lands from Obaminator.
A body shot lands from Obaminator. #BC2#
Obaminator breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Obaminator gets a clinch.
Switzer prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator works on Switzer's body with a couple of short punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Obaminator.
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#ROC2#Switzer is rocked!
Obaminator creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Switzer's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Switzer drops to his knees and Obaminator pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: CMMA 78 Lafayette vs Morrison
Date: Feb 13, 2021

#R1#
Bryant throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bryant on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice uppercut lands for Bryant. That snapped Obaminator's head back.
Obaminator throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand. #CUT#It looks like Kobe Bryant has been cut.
Bryant throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bryant bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bryant throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.
Bryant will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bryant scores with a push kick.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bryant tries to bum rush Obaminator with a series of wild strikes but Obaminator uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
We've been informed that Bryant has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.#T1#
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Bryant.
Bryant on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bryant delivers a nice body kick.
Bryant moves out of range of the strikes.
Obaminator throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Despite the aggression on Bryant's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bryant misses with a looping right.#CL#
Obaminator gets a clinch.
Obaminator tries to pull guard but Bryant won't allow it.
Obaminator tries to work over Bryant's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bryant prevents a body shot from Obaminator.
Obaminator has Bryant pressed against the cage, preventing Bryant from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bryant presses Obaminator against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bryant is trying to force a seperation but Obaminator has the dominant position.#T2##BC2#
Bryant breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bryant.
Obaminator throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bryant shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Obaminator lands a slapping body shot.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body. Bryant takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bryant takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bryant getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Obaminator connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bryant momentarily.
Bryant misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #T3#
Bryant avoids the head kick by Obaminator.
Bryant fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Obaminator throws a counter high kick but Bryant was just alert enough to avoid it.
Bryant avoids a punch combination nicely.
Obaminator wants to clinch.
Obaminator is looking to land body kicks.
Bryant misses with a series of wild punches.
Bryant tries to clinch there but Obaminator circles away.
As Bryant backs away, Obaminator returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#T4#
Bryant avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Bryant misses with a body shot.
Bryant's corner calls for a 1-2. Bryant obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bryant lands with a straight right. Obaminator didn't see that one coming.
Bryant has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bryant there as he acknowledges the shot.
Donk. Obaminator catches Bryant right on the button with a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator scores with a hook.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Bryant avoids the punch easily.
A combination from Bryant does no damage.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kobe Bryant's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Bryant misses with a wild body shot.
Bryant misses with a series of wild punches.
Obaminator tests Bryant's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Obaminator takes a swing at Bryant's ribcage but misses.
Some wild striking there from Obaminator.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator scores with a kick to the midsection.
Obaminator lands a nice looking body kick.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bryant can do to turn this around?#T1#
Bryant throws a solid leg kick but Obaminator takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bryant.
Bryant cracks Obaminator with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bryant lands with an uppercut that bounces Obaminator off the cage and back into range.
Bryant jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bryant misses with a jab to the body
and Obaminator counters with an outside leg kick.
Bryant throws a series of punches but Obaminator avoids them all with ease.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Obaminator is looking to clinch.
Bryant will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bryant manages to avoid it.
Bryant lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Bryant rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Obaminator moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T2#
Bryant takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kobe Bryant is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bryant is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #CL#
Obaminator forces Bryant back against the cage and clinches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bryant tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bryant blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obaminator lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bryant backwards.
Bryant can't find room to land a body shot as Obaminator controls the action.
Obaminator fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator jumps guard but Bryant stands there with Obaminator around his waist. Obaminator gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch. #BC2#
Bryant manages to break the clinch.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bryant misses with the combination.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T3#
Obaminator sizes up Bryant with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #ROC#Bryant is rocked!
Obaminator lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bryant at a distance.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Bryant counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Bryant's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bryant is still on wobbly legs! Can Obaminator finish him?
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Obaminator! Bryant is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: CMMA 69 McCrae vs Obaminator
Date: Jan 17, 2021

#R1#
McCrae throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. McCrae does a little dance to reset his feet.
McCrae fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator unleashes a big counter combination but McCrae bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
McCrae throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
A little jabbing left from Obaminator on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McCrae pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McCrae throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obaminator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McCrae sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
McCrae throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of McCrae's head but McCrae sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McCrae circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCrae fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McCrae blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
McCrae listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McCrae throws out a loose jab but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1#
McCrae scores with a jab to the jaw.
McCrae scores with a body shot.
Obaminator cracks McCrae with a good jab.
Obaminator moves out of range of the strikes.
McCrae looks to land a right hand but Obaminator moved out of range.
McCrae throws a lazy uppercut
and Obaminator counters with a nice body shot.
McCrae with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Obaminator to score with a decent uppercut.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from McCrae.
Obaminator swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McCrae misses with a wild body shot.
McCrae fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Obaminator looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Obaminator slips under a jab.#CL2#
McCrae tries to keep at a distance but Obaminator has taken the fight into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator effectively controlling the action here.
McCrae wants to break the clinch but can't. #T2#
Obaminator throws a punch but it's blocked by McCrae.
Obaminator lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #BC2#
Obaminator breaks the clinch.
Obaminator connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fighters circling - McCrae throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses.
McCrae lands a right hook to the body.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy right hand. McCrae should have avoided that one.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circling - McCrae throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Obaminator drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McCrae defending well as Obaminator loads up on a big left hand. #T3#
McCrae jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McCrae slips under a jab from Obaminator.
McCrae cracks Obaminator with a right hand to the side of the head.
We've been told by McCrae's head coaches at Brooklyn Mixed Martial Arts that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
McCrae misses with a body shot.
Obaminator scores with a jab. McCrae acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Obaminator has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McCrae finds it's way round the side to connect with Obaminator's head.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Good shot there by McCrae.
McCrae waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
A swing and a miss from McCrae.
Obaminator moves forwards but McCrae connects with a nice, crisp jab.
McCrae is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Obaminator gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCrae lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#ROC#Obaminator is rocked!#T4##KD#
McCrae feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Obaminator sprawling to the canvas! Obaminator rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can McCrae finish him?!
Obaminator is still on wobbly legs! Can McCrae finish him?
Obaminator gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! McCrae gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gus McCrae!
Gus McCrae retains his middleweight title!
After the big win, Gus McCrae made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Brooklyn Apothecary and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: CMMA 58 Philippe vs McCrae
Date: Dec 13, 2020

#R1#
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Koslov paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Obaminator tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Koslov manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Koslov slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Koslov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.#CL#
Obaminator fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Koslov, pushing him back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with some punches.
Obaminator lands a left hand that snaps the head of Koslov backwards.
Obaminator tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Koslov's elbow.
Obaminator blocks a body shot from Koslov.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator is struggling to control the position.
Obaminator softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Obaminator blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Koslov throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Koslov.
Koslov looking to stall. #T1#
Koslov blocks a body shot from Obaminator.
Koslov swings wildly with an uppercut but Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid it.
Koslov blocking some punches.
Obaminator lands with a left to the head. #TD#
Obaminator manages to pull guard.
Obaminator seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Koslov working some strikes from top position.
Koslov stays in close to Obaminator's body and controls the position. #SUB#
Koslov avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Obaminator utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #SUB#
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Koslov doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Koslov manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Obaminator is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Koslov has his hands clasped together but Obaminator extends and breaks Koslov's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Obaminator.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
A victorious Barack Obaminator thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: CMMA 49 Philippe vs Jukassa
Date: Nov 14, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator scores with a hook.
Smith looks to land a left hand but Obaminator moved out of range nicely.
Obaminator has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Obaminator there as he acknowledges the shot.
Obaminator connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Smith throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Obaminator lets loose with a powerful body kick. Smith will feel that in the morning.
Smith throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Smith throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL2#
Smith tries to keep at a distance but Obaminator has taken the fight into the clinch.
Obaminator misses with a short punch on the inside.
Smith lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Smith's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Obaminator tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Obaminator lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #TD2#
Obaminator has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Smith uses from the top position. #SUB2#
Obaminator is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Smith defends well.#SUB2#
Obaminator is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T1##SUB2#
Obaminator is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Smith wanted to stand there but Obaminator had control of the position.
Smith has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Obaminator is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Smith avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Obaminator looking for a guillotine here but Smith defends easily. #T2##SUB2#
Obaminator has his feet on Smith's thighs here. He's pushed Smith off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Smith screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: CMMA 40 Obaminator vs Philippe
Date: Oct 11, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Philippe is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Obaminator.
Philippe uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Obaminator has time to react.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Philippe.
Both fighters circling a little - Obaminator finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Philippe misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator connects with a nice looking jab.
Obaminator scores with a jab.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Philippe.
Obaminator tries to move into range but Philippe moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Obaminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Obaminator counters with a body kick.
Obaminator looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Obaminator gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Philippe.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Philippe keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Philippe.
Obaminator let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#T1#
Philippe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It seemed like Obaminator was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice body punch from Philippe.
Philippe on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Philippe throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Philippe counters with a stiff right hand.
Philippe misses with a looping right.
Philippe missing with a left hand there. Obaminator was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A decent looking cross lands there for Obaminator.
Philippe is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Philippe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Obaminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.#KD#
Philippe drops Obaminator with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Obaminator looks back up at him and smiles so Philippe waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#Obaminator is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Philippe.
Obaminator is still on wobbly legs! Can Philippe finish him?
Philippe throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot. #T2#
Philippe lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Obaminator up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Philippe from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Obaminator's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Peguero Jean Philippe!
Peguero Jean Philippe is the new middleweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Peguero Jean Philippe made sure he mentioned Big Chief Nutrition & Laundry Services (80%), along with how happy he was to win his fight.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.

Event: CMMA 29 Tripple C
Date: Sep 05, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drallig throws a hook to the side of Obaminator's head but Obaminator sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Drallig tests Obaminator's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Obaminator lands an overhand right.
Drallig throws a jab when Obaminator was well out of range.
Drallig stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Drallig.
Drallig takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Drallig misses with a straight right.
Obaminator lands with a shot to the body. #CL#
Obaminator moves into the clinch.#TD#
Obaminator ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Obaminator no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Obaminator throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB#
Obaminator is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Drallig frees his head nicely. Oh but Obaminator has switched to an armbar! Drallig is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator retains his middleweight title!
An out of breath Barack Obaminator thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: CMMA 22 Obaminator vs Koslov
Date: Aug 09, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
Vadik Koslov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot by Koslov.
Koslov jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Obaminator showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Koslov.
Koslov misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Koslov wants to counter with a clinch but Obaminator pushes him away.
Koslov lands a two punch combo.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Koslov swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Obaminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Koslov thinking.
Koslov uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Koslov tries to close the distance and clinch up but Obaminator swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Koslov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obaminator. #T1#
Koslov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Koslov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Koslov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Obaminator lunges at Koslov with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Koslov's hand.
Koslov moves in looking to clinch but Obaminator pushes him off.
Obaminator closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Koslov throws a poor cross that misses
and Obaminator counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Obaminator tries a head kick but it misses. #T2#
Obaminator walks into a jab.
Koslov has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Obaminator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Koslov manages to avoid it.
Obaminator misses with a few strikes there.
A nice side step and Koslov releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Koslov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Koslov. Those never looked like landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice defenses there by Obaminator.#CL2#
Koslov gets a clinch. #BC#
Obaminator breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Koslov clinches up with Obaminator and pushes him back against the cage.#T3#
Koslov scores with a nice hook to the head.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Koslov takes a shot to the head.
Obaminator throws a punch but it's blocked by Koslov.
Koslov misses with the head strike.
A short left from Koslov. #TD#
Obaminator jumps guard and drags Koslov to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
We've been informed that Koslov has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Obaminator looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Koslov puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Obaminator gets back to full guard. #SUB#
Koslov avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Obaminator isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Koslov stacks Obaminator on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Koslov!
Obaminator is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T4#
You can see the frustration on Obaminator's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SU2#
Koslov decides to stand back up. Koslov steps back and let's Obaminator get back to his feet.
Koslov looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Koslov fails with an attempt to clinch.
Obaminator appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Koslov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Obaminator manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Koslov moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vadik Koslov dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Koslov thuds his right hand into Obaminator's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Koslov scores with a punch to the head.
Koslov tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Obaminator paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Obaminator scores with a punch to the head.
Koslov throws an off balance right hand
and Obaminator makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Koslov tries to clinch up
and Obaminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Koslov does no damage.
Obaminator rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Koslov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Obaminator sets himself, and Koslov steps forward looking for the clinch! Obaminator avoids it this time.#T1##CL2#
Koslov gets a clinch.
Koslov avoiding damage.
Obaminator fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Obaminator softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Obaminator tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Koslov blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Koslov. #TD#
Obaminator pulls guard effortlessly.
Obaminator on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Obaminator tries to get out of the position.
Koslov wanted to stand there but Obaminator had control of the position. #SUB#
Obaminator has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Koslov doesn't defend quickly enough and Obaminator has managed to lock this one up! Can Koslov escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Obaminator on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator retains his middleweight title!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: CMMA 15 Oliveira vs Adams
Date: Jul 12, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Barton will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Barton misses with a wild combination. #CL2#
Obaminator moves into the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Barton's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Obaminator lands a body punch in the clinch.
Obaminator lands an uppercut.
Barton is trying to break free.#TD2#
Obaminator pulls guard successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Barton is posturing up here but Obaminator has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Barton tries to roll out but it's too tight and Barton has to tap! Slick submission there by Obaminator!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Barack Obaminator made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: CMMA 7 Oliveira vs McCowan
Date: Jun 07, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kelly's sensitive parts.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator digs a good hook to Kelly's body.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Kelly checks it.
Kelly tries to close the distance and clinch up but Obaminator swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Kelly misses with a kick to the body.
Kelly takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Kelly is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ned Kelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kelly is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Kelly instigates a clinch.
Obaminator is trying to break the clinch but Kelly has him pressed against the cage.
Obaminator works on Kelly's body with a couple of short punches.
Kelly gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #T1#
Kelly tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Stalling in the clinch from Kelly.
Kelly tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Obaminator avoids it.
Kelly gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Obaminator throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kellys head.
Kelly lands a knee to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Barack Obaminator has been cut.
Kelly fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Obaminator tries to circle away but Kelly has him pinned against the cage.
Obaminator fails to pull guard.
Obaminator lands a right hand.
Kelly slows down the pace here.
Obaminator misses with the head strike.
A body shot lands from Obaminator.
Kelly told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Kelly is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Obaminator is defending well for now.
Kelly with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time. #TD#
Obaminator jumps into guard, dragging Kelly to the mat. #SUB#
Obaminator looking for a guillotine here but Kelly defends easily. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Obaminator has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Kelly doesn't defend quickly enough and Obaminator has managed to lock this one up! Can Kelly escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Obaminator on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Barack Obaminator!
A very excited looking Barack Obaminator made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Ned Kelly was interviewed post fight and said 'im a fucking loser'.

Event: CMMA Dong Vs Smith
Date: Apr 29, 2020

#R1#
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Davies misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Davies tries to move into range but Obaminator moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Davies misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Davies throws a right and a left that Obaminator avoids nicely.
Obaminator throws out a powerful jab.
A left lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator lunges at Davies with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Davies's hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Obaminator as he connects with a hook.
Davies fails with an attempt to clinch.
Davies swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Davies ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Davies throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Obaminator counters with a left to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Davies.
Davies staying out of range there.
Davies throws the left hand but Obaminator avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Davies moves out of range of the strikes.
Davies lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Obaminator dips to his left and cracks Davies with an uppercut!
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Davies is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Obaminator walks into a jab.
Davies misses with a jab, cross combination. #CL#
Obaminator clinches up with Davies and pushes him back against the cage.
Obaminator can't find room to land a body shot as Davies controls the action.
Nice body punch from Obaminator - that landed with a thud.
Obaminator swings wildly with an uppercut but Davies uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Obaminator lands a shoulder strike. #T2#
Davies is trying to break the clinch but Obaminator has him pressed against the cage.
Obaminator tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Obaminator lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Davies wants to get back to striking at distance but Obaminator won't allow it.
A shot in the inside from Obaminator.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Obaminator.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Obaminator.
Obaminator lands with a right to the head.
Davies takes a shot to the head.
A short left from Obaminator.
Obaminator tries to work over Davies's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Obaminator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Obaminator misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Davies misses with some punches.
Obaminator tries to work over Davies's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T3#
A nice left hand lands by Obaminator.
The referee calls for Obaminator to work.
A head punch on the inside from Obaminator fails to land.
Davies's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Obaminator works on Davies's body with a couple of short punches.
Obaminator lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Obaminator lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Davies wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Obaminator has him pressed against the cage.
Obaminator is trying to pull guard but Davies turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Obaminator scores with a nice short uppercut.
Davies looks winded!
Obaminator pushes Davies back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Davies or not.
Obaminator lands a left hand.
Obaminator misses with a body punch. #T4#
A left hand lands to the body for Obaminator. #TD#
Obaminator pulls Davies into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Obaminator had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Davies defends it easily.
Obaminator managing to control the position. #SUB#
Obaminator is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Davies has his hands clasped together but Obaminator extends and breaks Davies's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Obaminator.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barack Obaminator!
During a confident post fight interview, Barack Obaminator thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 02, 2020

#R1#
One punishes Sarandas's body with a nice straight punch.#CL2#
One has closed the distance and engaged Sarandas in a clinch.
One doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sarandas tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
One misses with a body punch.
Sarandas lands with a short head shot on the inside.
One blocks a punch to the side of the head.
One goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sarandas jumps guard but One stands there with Sarandas around his waist. Sarandas gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Sarandas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
One fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #TD#
Sarandas pulls One into guard. #SUB#
One has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Sarandas to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! One is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Sarandas pulls down on the head and he's put One to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ienas Sarandas!
During a confident post fight interview, Ienas Sarandas thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

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