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Event:
ICC: Combat Night 1
Date: Oct 01, 2019 |
#R1##CL2#
Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Juti, pushing him back against the cage.
Juti controlling the action here for a moment.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Juti lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Juti is struggling to control the position.
Juti looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
Juti scores with a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Juti with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Juti.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Juti digs a right hand underneath Thundercunt's ribcage. Thundercunt let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Juti blocks an uppercut.
Juti definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Juti takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
#T1#
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt tries to work over Juti's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT#
It looks like Ted Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Juti lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Juti lands a damaging elbow.
Juti gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Juti gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Juti blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Juti blocking some punches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Juti's elbow.
Juti lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Juti lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Juti prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
#T2#
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Juti avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Juti.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Juti tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Juti looking to stall.
Juti misses with an elbow strike.
Juti looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Juti lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Timo Juti dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ted Thundercunt's cut.
That's time! Juti's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##CL2#
Thundercunt pushes Juti up against the cage in a clinch.
Thundercunt being controlled against the cage.
Juti is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thundercunt can do to turn this around?
Juti throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Juti's elbow.
Thundercunt tries to work over Juti's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Juti with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Thundercunt avoids a wild elbow strike from Juti.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Juti with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Juti trying to land knees to the body.
Juti misses with a knee to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juti blocking some punches.
Juti tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Timo Juti has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Juti looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Juti backwards.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike. #T1#
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Juti landing knees to the head.
Juti pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Juti working aggressively here.
Thundercunt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Juti up against the cage.
Thundercunt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
#T2#
Thundercunt is looking to control Juti's arms but Juti gets an underhook and turns him. Now Thundercunt has his back to the cage.
Juti lands a knee to the head.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
The referee calls for Juti to work.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Juti backwards.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Juti.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Juti blocking some punches.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Juti uses good head movement to avoid it.
Juti throws an elbow that misses.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Juti.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Thundercunt dodges an elbow strike from Juti.
Juti lands a damaging elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Ted Thundercunt will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Ted Thundercunt's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Thundercunt forces Juti back against the cage and clinches.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Juti lands a damaging elbow.
Juti prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Juti's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Juti lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Juti creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Juti lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment. #CUT#
That has opened up Ted Thundercunt's cut even more.
Juti lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A nice left hand lands by Juti.
Juti is trying to maintain a safe position but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns Juti into the cage.
Juti lands an elbow inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Thundercunt as Juti tries to tie him up.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
#T1#
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike from Juti.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Juti uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Juti blocks it.
Juti throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Knees to the body from Juti.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Juti connects with a knee to the head.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Juti.
Thundercunt looking to slow down the pace here.
A knee to the head by Juti.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.#T2#
Juti misses with an elbow strike.
Timo Juti is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Thundercunt just leaning against Juti, taking a breather.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Juti.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Juti blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Juti lands an elbow inside.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Juti with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Juti blocks an uppercut.
Ted Thundercunt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Juti blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
Timo Juti showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Juti has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight for Timo Juti!
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight for Timo Juti!
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight for Timo Juti!
Timo Juti wins by unanimous decision!
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Event:
ICC 2
Date: Sep 01, 2019 |
#R1##TD#
Barboza manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Thundercunt on his heels. He'll look to pass Thundercunt's guard now, I'm sure.
Barboza tries to free his leg and advance position but Thundercunt is retaining full guard.
Barboza postures up.
Barboza trying to control the position from guard on top but Thundercunt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Barboza postures up.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Barboza advances position into side control!#SUB#
Barboza working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Barboza tries to advance to mount but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt is not content to let Barboza control the position. #SUB#
Barboza thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T1##SUB#
Barboza tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Barboza is working to tighten his grip on Thundercunt's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Thundercunt has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Barboza is really squeezing tight and eventually Thundercunt passes out! Barboza breaks the hold and jumps onto the ropes to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Charles Barboza!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 09, 2019 |
#R1#
Thundercunt looks for the body kick but Hertz saw that one coming.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Hertz is just out of range.
Hertz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Hertz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Hertz throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Hertz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Thundercunt slips a straight right by Hertz.
Thundercunt looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hertz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hertz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Hertz.
Thundercunt connects with the punch.
Hertz scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hertz takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hertz. Hertz obviously looking to wear him down.
#T1#
Hertz thows a body kick. Thundercunt tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hertz.
A slapping body kick lands there for Hertz.
A big left from Hertz misses.
Hertz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hertz lands with a straight right. Thundercunt didn't see that one coming.
Hertz misses with a body shot.
Hertz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hertz.
Hertz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hertz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt misses with a low kick.
Thundercunt tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hertz is able to avoid easily.#T2#
Thundercunt motions for Hertz to come forward. Thundercunt throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thundercunt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hertz misses with a wild body shot.
Hertz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Thundercunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt throws a solid leg kick but Hertz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Thundercunt.
Thundercunt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hertz's head.
Hertz misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hertz bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hertz throws a head kick that misses.
Thundercunt sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hertz looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hertz in his tracks. #CUT2#
It looks like Manfred Hertz has been cut.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Hertz throws a body kick.
Manfred Hertz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T3#
Thundercunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hertz throws out the jab.
Thundercunt scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Hertz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hertz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Thundercunt lands a glancing blow to the side of Hertz's head.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Hertz is just out of range.
Thundercunt throws a push kick but Hertz slaps the foot to one side.
Thundercunt avoids the head kick by Hertz.
Thundercunt feints a counter leg kick.
Thundercunt tries a low kick but Hertz avoids it.
Thundercunt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Thundercunt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hertz lands a leg kick that knocks Thundercunt off balance momentarily.
Hertz swinging wildly here.
#T4#
Thundercunt lunges at Hertz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hertz's hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt tried to score with a low kick but Hertz checks it.
Hertz walks into a jab.
A head kick misses from Hertz.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hertz. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt looks to land a body kick but Hertz moved away.
Hertz is looking to wear down Thundercunt with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hertz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Hertz closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Thundercunt steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hertz. That one must have hurt.
Thundercunt's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Thundercunt misses with a low kick as Hertz jumps back.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hertz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Manfred Hertz will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Manfred Hertz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Hertz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Good shot there by Hertz.
Thundercunt cracks Hertz with an open hand slap.
Hertz blocks a jab.
A jab lands there for Hertz.
Hertz throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hertz swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Thundercunt counter with a right hand. #CUT2#
Manfred Hertz's cut is getting worse.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hertz lands an overhand right.
Hertz moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Thundercunt misses with a body kick.
Hertz fires out a quick counter leg kick but Thundercunt just manages to avoid it.
Hertz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt connects with a right hand. Hertz shakes it off.
Thundercunt takes a swing at Hertz's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Thundercunt swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hertz misses with a hook to the body
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
Hertz scores with a shot to the body.
Hertz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hertz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thundercunt's sensitive parts.
Hertz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thundercunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice body kick there by Hertz.
Manfred Hertz is winning the standup battle so far.
Thundercunt checks a low kick from Hertz.
Hertz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hertz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Thundercunt cracks Hertz with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Thundercunt has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hertz.
Thundercunt looks to land a body kick but Hertz moved away.
Hertz throws a counter high kick but Thundercunt was just alert enough to avoid it.#T2#
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Hertz.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hertz.
Hertz scores with a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hertz delivers a nice body kick.
Hertz throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Thundercunt throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Hertz counters with a good low kick that Thundercunt was not able to check.
Thundercunt stalks Hertz and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hertz's face. Hertz staggers backwards, shaken.
Thundercunt feints a jab promting Hertz to slip. Thundercunt then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Hertz slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#CUT2#
Manfred Hertz's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Thundercunt lands a really nice looking cross but Hertz seems unphased.
Hertz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hertz.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hertz moves away.#T3#
Thundercunt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hertz half committed to a counter leg kick.
Hertz throws a body shot but no joy.
A countering left hand to the body from Thundercunt misses.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
Thundercunt tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hertz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The fighters circling - Hertz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hertz avoids a kick to the body.
Thundercunt just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromHertz.
Thundercunt scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Hertz scores with a kick to the body.
A low kick from Thundercunt misses
and Hertz finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hertz.
Hertz throws a nice inside leg kick. #T4#
Hertz slips under a jab from Thundercunt.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Thundercunt crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Hertz - the referee stops the clock and Thundercunt gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Hertz. Thundercunt manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hertz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thundercunt sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thundercunt misses with a left hand
and Hertz counters with a nice body shot.
Thundercunt finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Thundercunt throws a body kick that misses.
Hertz misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hertz circles away quickly and effectively.
Hertz takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Hertz.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Ted Thundercunt will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Manfred Hertz's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Hertz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt feints a counter leg kick.
Hertz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Thundercunt motions for Hertz to come forward. Thundercunt throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hertz tries a head kick but it misses.
Hertz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Hertz.
Thundercunt cracks Hertz with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hertz scores with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt walks into a jab.
Hertz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hertz.
Hertz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T1#
Thundercunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Thundercunt takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.#CUT2#
Jeez, Manfred Hertz's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Hertz has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Thundercunt finds it's way round the side to connect with Hertz's head.
Hertz throws a front kick that sends Thundercunt stumbling back into the cage.
Hertz thumps Thundercunt with a low kick.
Hertz throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Thundercunt.
Hertz looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Thundercunt takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Thundercunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Hertz moves away and avoids it.
Thundercunt wants to land a leg kick but Hertz is out of range.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Hertz's shoulder, as Hertz tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hertz is looking to counter with head kicks.#T2#
Hertz throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
And Thundercunt responds with a good body kick, but Hertz manages to step out the way in time.
Thundercunt looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hertz. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hertz.
Thundercunt lands a head shot.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Manfred Hertz's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ted Thundercunt!
In defeat, Manfred Hertz stepped up to the mic, saying 'Few dollars is better than nothing. Next time i hope to get much more. I need that plane ticket money, so i get back home.'.
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