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Event:
GDL 60: Wright vs Crusher
Date: Oct 03, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Mises pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Von Mises drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Von Mises throws a sloppy head kick and Snoozeman moves out of range easily.
Snoozeman changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Snoozeman misses with a takedown attempt
and Von Mises counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT#It looks like Marty Snoozeman has been cut.
Von Mises lands with a kick to the temple. Snoozeman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Snoozeman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Von Mises will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman misses with a hook.
Von Mises on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Snoozeman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#T1#
Nice defenses there by Snoozeman.
Snoozeman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Von Mises.
Von Mises throws a looping overhand right but Snoozeman ducks down to avoid it.
Snoozeman is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Snoozeman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Von Mises.
Von Mises takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Snoozeman crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Von Mises - the referee stops the clock and Snoozeman gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Von Mises. Snoozeman manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Von Mises scores with a spinning back kick!
Snoozeman lands the left hand.
Von Mises with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Von Mises misses with a straight right.
Snoozeman with the counter takedown but Von Mises avoids it easily.
Snoozeman tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Von Mises swivels and escapes.
As Snoozeman backs away, Von Mises returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Ludwig Von Mises has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty Snoozeman.#T2#
Von Mises feints and then cracks Snoozeman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Snoozeman down.
Snoozeman walks into a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Von Mises.
Snoozeman cracks Von Mises with a good jab.
Von Mises throws a lazy body kick #TD2#
and Snoozeman counters with a shoot takedown. Von Mises fights it but they end up in guard.
Von Mises working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman trying to control the position from guard on top but Von Mises is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Von Mises not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#SUB#
Von Mises throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Snoozeman is in close to Von Mises's body, working some short punches and elbows.#T3##SUB#
Von Mises is looking for a triangle but Snoozeman pushes his legs off easily.
Von Mises keeping moving, preventing Snoozeman from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Von Mises looking for subs off his back but Snoozeman has passed one foot through into half guard.
Snoozeman has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB2#
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura here.
#SUB#
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura but Von Mises is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Snoozeman to get the leverage.
Von Mises is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T4#
Snoozeman missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB2#
Snoozeman is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Von Mises doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Snoozeman. #SUB#
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Von Mises looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura but Von Mises is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Snoozeman to get the leverage.
Von Mises taking some punishment here, with Snoozeman in his half guard. #SUB2#
Snoozeman is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Von Mises has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Snoozeman is working for a kimura but Von Mises is defending it quite comfortably.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Marty Snoozeman will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Snoozeman shoots in for a takedown but Von Mises shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Von Mises needs to keep his hands up - Snoozeman had a free shot at his head there.
Von Mises dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Snoozeman. That did some damage!
Snoozeman throws a shot to the body.
Snoozeman misses with a right hand
and Von Mises counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Snoozeman misses with a hook. Von Mises ducked under it nicely.
Von Mises fails to land with a series of punches.
Snoozeman scores with a shot to the body.
Von Mises loads up on a big right hand but Snoozeman slips the punch.
Von Mises lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Von Mises.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snoozeman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Mises was well out of range. Poor timing from Snoozeman.#T1#
Von Mises throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It seemed like Snoozeman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Von Mises connects with a right hand. Snoozeman shakes it off.
Snoozeman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Von Mises tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Mises dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Snoozeman. That did some damage!
Von Mises avoids the body shot from Snoozeman.
Von Mises slips a jab from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Von Mises ducks under a wild hook from Snoozeman.
Von Mises was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Von Mises throws a hook but Snoozeman avoids it easily.
Ludwig Von Mises seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Snoozeman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A shot to the body from Snoozeman misses
and Von Mises counters with a nice body kick.
Snoozeman takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Mises throws a head kick that misses.
Snoozeman missing with a left hand there. Von Mises was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A counter left hand to the body from Von Mises misses its target.
Von Mises on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Snoozeman misses with a hook. Von Mises ducked under it nicely.
Snoozeman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Von Mises. Von Mises obviously looking to wear him down.
Snoozeman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Von Mises.
A head kick misses from Von Mises.
Snoozeman changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Snoozeman cracks a nice hook into Von Mises's ribs.#T3##TD2#
Snoozeman decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Von Mises has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Snoozeman is working away from the top position though.
Snoozeman looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Von Mises is staying active underneath Snoozeman, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB2#
Snoozeman seems to be looking for submissions.
Von Mises is trying to maintain the position but Snoozeman is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Snoozeman wants to work for an arm triangle but Von Mises is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Von Mises trying to hold on to Snoozeman's head to control him but Snoozeman postures up.
#T4##SUB2#
Snoozeman is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Von Mises is just riding it out for now. Snoozeman eventually gives up the hold.
Von Mises is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Snoozeman scores with a couple of nice shots.
Snoozeman slips a nice elbow through Von Mises's hands, connecting with Von Mises's forehead.
Snoozeman is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Snoozeman raining down hammerfists from mount.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Mises tries to lock up and control but Snoozeman gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#SUB2#
Snoozeman is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Von Mises has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Snoozeman with a couple of short strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marty Snoozeman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!#R3#
Snoozeman sizes up Von Mises with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Von Mises.
Snoozeman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Snoozeman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Snoozeman looks to throw the jab but Von Mises is out of range.
Snoozeman throws a looping overhand right but Von Mises ducks down to avoid it.
Snoozeman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Mises looks to throw a body kick#TD2#
so Snoozeman counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Von Mises can't keep his opponent in guard - Snoozeman advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Snoozeman works his foot free and advances to mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snoozeman working away from the top, dropping strikes.#T1#
Von Mises wants to hold on but Snoozeman pushes him away.
Von Mises gets back to half guard.
Snoozeman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Von Mises does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Von Mises is trying to get back to full guard.
Von Mises trying to control from the bottom.
Von Mises regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB#
Von Mises had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Snoozeman defends it easily.
Von Mises is trying to control the position but Snoozeman postures up.
Snoozeman lands a couple of elbows.
Snoozeman postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#T2#
Snoozeman with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#SUB#
Von Mises has his foot on Snoozeman's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Snoozeman works his way back into a safe position though.
Snoozeman works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Snoozeman has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB2#
Snoozeman looking for a guillotine from mount but Von Mises is having none of it.
Von Mises is working to get back to half guard.
Von Mises is working hard here to advance position.
Von Mises is squirming around, avoiding Snoozeman's attempts to control the action.
Snoozeman postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Von Mises looks a forlorn figure.
#T3#
Snoozeman scores with a couple of good head shots there.
A nice elbow there by Snoozeman.#ROC2#Von Mises is rocked!
Snoozeman controlling his opponent.
Oh Von Mises is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Snoozeman postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Von Mises bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Snoozeman and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marty Snoozeman!
In his post fight interview, Marty Snoozeman gave a big smile as he said 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Dominated A Tough So-Called Nonce. THAT WAS FOR MY MAN BALD MARTIN (352970) '. |
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Event:
GDL 57
Date: Sep 12, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Royale ducks under a wild hook from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Royale. Royale obviously looking to wear him down.
Snoozeman cracks Royale with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Snoozeman has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Snoozeman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Royale scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
#CUT#It looks like Marty Snoozeman has been cut.
Royale tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Snoozeman was well out of range. Poor timing from Royale.
Snoozeman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A solid leg kick lands there for Royale.
Royale uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Snoozeman.
Royale went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Royale throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've been told by Royale's head coaches at Gym of Rock that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#TD2#
Snoozeman closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Royale to the mat! Royale manages to get full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Royale is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Snoozeman is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Snoozeman passes easily into side control. Nice work.#SUB2#
Snoozeman has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Royale is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Snoozeman yanks on the arm and Royale is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Snoozeman.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Marty Snoozeman!
Marty Snoozeman made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Dominated A Tough So-Called Nonce. THAT WAS FOR MY MAN BALD MARTIN (352970) '. |
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Event:
GDL 44: Byczkiewicz vs Ander 2
Date: Jun 27, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, jab by Do Urden - just one landing. #CUT2#It looks like Marty Snoozeman has been cut.
Do Urden throws a hook to the side of Snoozeman's head but Snoozeman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Do Urden dips to his left and cracks Snoozeman with an uppercut!
Do Urden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Snoozeman.
Do Urden misses with a jab to the body
#TD#
and Snoozeman counters with a takedown into side control.
Snoozeman trying to control the action but Do Urden is working from the bottom.
Do Urden prevents Snoozeman from improving position. #SUB#
Snoozeman looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Do Urden can do anything to dispel that myth.
Do Urden is trying to get back to half guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Snoozeman's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Snoozeman postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Do Urden has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
You can see the frustration on Do Urden's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Do Urden stops Snoozeman from passing to mount. #T1#
Do Urden tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Snoozeman working the ground and pound.
Snoozeman lands a nice forearm strike.
A lull in the action here.
Snoozeman scoring with punches from side control. #SUB#
Snoozeman tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Snoozeman has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Snoozeman trying to control the position but Do Urden is working away. #SUB#
Snoozeman thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Snoozeman works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Do Urden tries to improve position but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Do Urden is trying to control Snoozeman's posture but Snoozeman avoids it. #T2#
Snoozeman connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Do Urden some visible discomfort.
Snoozeman lands some shots froms side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Snoozeman is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Do Urden knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
You can see the frustration on Do Urden's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Do Urden tries to buck Snoozeman off but Snoozeman is having none of it.
Snoozeman trying to control the action but Do Urden is working from the bottom.
Do Urden tries to buck Snoozeman off but Snoozeman is having none of it.
Do Urden can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Snoozeman working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T3#
Do Urden is looking to reverse the position.
Do Urden prevents Snoozeman from moving into mount.
Snoozeman lands some shots froms side control.
Snoozeman is putting a hurting on Do Urden here, landing some big shots from side control.
Do Urden stops Snoozeman from passing to mount.
Do Urden really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Snoozeman. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Do Urden is not content to let Snoozeman control the position.
Snoozeman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Snoozeman looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Snoozeman scoring with punches from side control.
Snoozeman content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Snoozeman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Do Urden keeps working. #T4#
Do Urden has one of Snoozeman's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
Do Urden is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Do Urden is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Snoozeman is one step ahead and moves to full mount!#SUB#
Snoozeman working for a guillotine from mount but Do Urden is in no mood to give up.
Snoozeman cracks Do Urden with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Do Urden wants to control but Snoozeman is having none of it.
Snoozeman punishing his opponent with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snoozeman landing shots from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marty Snoozeman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
That's time! Snoozeman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Good shot there by Snoozeman.
Do Urden stuffs the takedown attempt from Snoozeman. Snoozeman gets slowly back to his feet. #TD#
Snoozeman scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Snoozeman keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#SUB#
Snoozeman is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Do Urden doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Snoozeman.
Snoozeman looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Do Urden with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Do Urden is looking to improve his position.
#SUB#
Snoozeman is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Do Urden has managed to free his arm - good work.
Do Urden wants to control but Snoozeman is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T1##SUB#
Snoozeman is working for a kimura but Do Urden is defending it quite comfortably.
Snoozeman is thwarting Do Urden's attempts to control the position.
Do Urden controlling the position for now.
Snoozeman working over Do Urden with some ground and pound. Do Urden looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Do Urden trying to control here.
#SUB#
Snoozeman seems to be working for a kimura but Do Urden defends the submission attempt.
Snoozeman wants to take a breather but Do Urden is having none of it.
Do Urden is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB#
Snoozeman is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Snoozeman lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Snoozeman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Do Urden keeps working. #SUB#
Snoozeman is working for a submission of some sort.
Snoozeman drops an elbow to the side of Do Urden's head.
Snoozeman is trying to control the action in half guard but Do Urden is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Snoozeman lands a nice short elbow.
Snoozeman is controlling the pace.
Do Urden wants to control but Snoozeman is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T3#
Snoozeman scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Snoozeman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Do Urden can do to turn this around?
Do Urden works his way to full guard. Good work.
Snoozeman postures up.
Snoozeman content to stall in guard here.
Snoozeman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Do Urden swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Do Urden seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Snoozeman looking to pass the guard.
Snoozeman trying to control the position from guard on top but Do Urden is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Snoozeman throws a big right hand that misses.
Do Urden is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Snoozeman trying to control but Do Urden is working from the bottom.
Snoozeman keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Do Urden's head.
Snoozeman controls from within his opponent's guard.
Snoozeman preventing the sweep.
Do Urden keeping full guard, as Snoozeman tries to pass.
Snoozeman is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Snoozeman postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Snoozeman drops back looking for a leg! Do Urden is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Do Urden manages to kick Snoozeman off! Snoozeman jumps back into Do Urden's guard.
Do Urden can't keep his opponent in guard - Snoozeman advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marty Snoozeman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Snoozeman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Do Urden throws out the jab.
Snoozeman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Do Urden.
Drizzt Do Urden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Do Urden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman throws a body shot but no joy.
Snoozeman shoots and misses
and Do Urden counters with a stiff right hand.
Do Urden slips under a jab from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman takes one to the chin there.
Snoozeman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Do Urden throws a body shot but no joy.
Do Urden lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman loads up on a big right hand but Do Urden slips the punch.
Do Urden misses with a series of wild punches.
Jab by Do Urden.#T1#
Do Urden lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Snoozeman misses the shot to the body.
Do Urden connects with the punch.
Snoozeman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Do Urden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Snoozeman circles away quickly and effectively.
Do Urden misses with an uppercut.
Do Urden throws a shot from downtown. Snoozeman moves away and avoids it.
Nice body punch from Do Urden.
Do Urden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A slow jab from Do Urden misses its intended target.
Do Urden staying out of range there.
Do Urden missing with a left hand there. Snoozeman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Snoozeman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Do Urden defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Snoozeman.
Do Urden is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Snoozeman with a body shot.
A slow jab from Snoozeman misses its intended target.
Snoozeman throws a jab when Do Urden was well out of range.
Snoozeman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Do Urden throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Snoozeman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Do Urden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Snoozeman.
Do Urden throws a good cross that connects.
Drizzt Do Urden seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Do Urden misses with a right hand #TD#
and Snoozeman decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Do Urden's guard.
Snoozeman is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Do Urden wants to sweep here but Snoozeman controlling him for the moment.
Do Urden keeping full guard, as Snoozeman tries to pass.
Marty Snoozeman overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T3#
Do Urden pulls Snoozeman in to control the position.
Snoozeman is in close to Do Urden's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Snoozeman connects with a couple of short punches.
Do Urden looking to hit a scissor sweep but Snoozeman is one step ahead there.
Snoozeman makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Do Urden looking for a sweep. Not yet Do Urden, not yet.
Do Urden wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Snoozeman is now in half guard.
Snoozeman scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#T4#
Snoozeman is thwarting Do Urden's attempts to control the position.
Snoozeman is looking to take a break and control but Do Urden is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Do Urden is defending against the submission attempts here by Snoozeman.
Do Urden is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Snoozeman scores with a couple of nice shots.
Snoozeman trying to control the action but Do Urden is working from the bottom.
Snoozeman frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Snoozeman looking to finish Do Urden with some ground and pound. This is bad for Do Urden!
Drizzt Do Urden has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Marty Snoozeman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Do Urden is desperately trying to improve his position but Snoozeman has a good base and remains in mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Drizzt Do Urden comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Snoozeman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Marty Snoozeman!
Post fight, Marty Snoozeman took to the microphone: 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Dominated A Tough So-Called Nonce. THAT WAS FOR MY MAN BALD MARTIN (352970) '. |
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Event:
GDL 39: Khan vs Zing
Date: Jun 06, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smart shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Smart staying out of range there.
Smart moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Peter Smart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smart keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Snoozeman.
A telegraphed right hand from Smart misses the target.
Smart misses with a wild body shot.
Snoozeman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#TD#
Snoozeman shoots in and gets a takedown into Smart's guard.
Snoozeman trying to control but Smart is working from the bottom.
Smart is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Smart really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Snoozeman. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Snoozeman trying to control the position from guard on top but Smart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Smart looking to control.
#T1#
Smart wants to hit a sweep here but Snoozeman passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Smart there!
Smart is bucking up trying to escape but Snoozeman cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#SUB#
Snoozeman is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Smart is surviving well by controlling Snoozeman's body position as best he can.
Snoozeman tries to control but Smart wriggling away. #SUB#
Snoozeman working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Snoozeman looking to control but Smart is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Smart tries to reverse the position but Snoozeman maintains control.#T2#
Snoozeman controlling the pace for now.
Smart sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.#SUB#
Snoozeman is trying to work for a kimura but Smart is defending well.
Smart is trying to get back to full guard.
Smart trying to control from the bottom.
Smart is not content to let Snoozeman control the position.
Smart wants to improve his position but Snoozeman is controlling well.
#T3#
Smart trying to control from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smart is refusing to be controlled, as Snoozeman sits in half guard.
Snoozeman is really struggling to control Smart but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Snoozeman has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
We've been hearing good reports from Snoozeman's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Snoozeman tries to control but Smart wriggling away.
Snoozeman sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Snoozeman lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Smart hang on?#T4#
Snoozeman lands a big elbow.
Smart felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Snoozeman sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #SUB#
Snoozeman is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Smart can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Snoozeman raining down hammerfists from mount.#SUB#
Snoozeman is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Smart is surviving well by controlling Snoozeman's body position as best he can.
Snoozeman lands with some strikes.
Snoozeman tries to control but Smart wriggling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marty Snoozeman dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2##TD2#
Smart closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Snoozeman's guard.#SUB#
Snoozeman has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Smart should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Snoozeman has tightened it up now! Smart should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Marty Snoozeman!
Marty Snoozeman looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Dominated A Tough So-Called Nonce. THAT WAS FOR MY MAN BALD MARTIN (352970) '. |
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Event:
GDL 31: Khan vs Jacks
Date: May 09, 2020 |
#R1##TD#
Snoozeman closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Von Mises quickly recovers to half guard.
Well, if Snoozeman is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Von Mises wants to get back to full guard.
Von Mises wants to control the action here but instead Snoozeman manages to pass to full mount!
Von Mises is in all sorts of trouble here.
Von Mises is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
BOOM! Snoozeman connects with a massive shot to the dome!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Mises tries to reverse the position but Snoozeman maintains control.
Snoozeman sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Snoozeman prevents Von Mises from getting the reversal.
Von Mises felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#T1#
Von Mises is still trying to improve position.
Von Mises tries to hold on but Snoozeman pushes him away.
Snoozeman putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Von Mises tries to lock up and control but Snoozeman gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Snoozeman lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Mises tries to hold on but Snoozeman pushes him away.
Snoozeman controlling the position easily from mount.
Von Mises can't escape the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Snoozeman controlling from the full mount.
Snoozeman unloading with bombs!#T2#
Von Mises is squirming around, avoiding Snoozeman's attempts to control the action.
Snoozeman is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Von Mises is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Von Mises is desperately trying to improve his position but Snoozeman has a good base and remains in mount.
Snoozeman content just to control the position here.
Von Mises is working to get back to half guard.
Snoozeman controlling from mount.
Von Mises is trying to escape the mount.
#T3#
Snoozeman lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Snoozeman cracks Von Mises with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Snoozeman has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Von Mises tries to hold on but Snoozeman postures up.
Von Mises is squirming around, avoiding Snoozeman's attempts to control the action.
Von Mises tries to hold on but Snoozeman postures up.#T4#
Von Mises is squirming around, avoiding Snoozeman's attempts to control the action.
Von Mises is in all sorts of trouble here.
Snoozeman controlling his opponent.
Von Mises is squirming around, avoiding Snoozeman's attempts to control the action.
Von Mises working to try and regain half guard.
Snoozeman landing strikes, looking to finish!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Snoozeman working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Snoozeman scoring with strikes but Von Mises is staying in there.
Von Mises is trying to escape the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marty Snoozeman dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Snoozeman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Snoozeman misses with a lunging right hand
and Von Mises counters with an inside leg kick.
Nice sprawl there from Von Mises as Snoozeman shoots in.
Von Mises now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Von Mises tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Snoozeman was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Mises.
Von Mises misses with a hook
letting Snoozeman counter with a right hand.
Von Mises slips a jab from Snoozeman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Snoozeman backing away here, and Von Mises unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Von Mises's corner calls for a 1-2. Von Mises obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Snoozeman, as that shot connected.
Snoozeman misses with a takedown attempt - Von Mises sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#T1#
Von Mises moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Von Mises. Those never looked like landing.
A big right from Von Mises misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Snoozeman misses the target.
Snoozeman swings for the body but Von Mises moves out of range.
Snoozeman goes for a double leg but Von Mises avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Von Mises continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marty Snoozeman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snoozeman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Von Mises avoids it really well and circles away.#T2#
A low kick from Von Mises is predictable there #TD#
and Snoozeman counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Von Mises is looking for a sweep. Snoozeman is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Von Mises is looking for a sweep. Snoozeman is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Von Mises is staying active underneath Snoozeman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Snoozeman scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Von Mises wants to get back to full guard but Snoozeman has mounted him!
Snoozeman can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Von Mises is looking to escape.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snoozeman tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T3#
Snoozeman landing strikes from the mount and Von Mises is in trouble!
Von Mises wants to control but Snoozeman is having none of it.
Snoozeman postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Von Mises looks a forlorn figure.
Von Mises is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Snoozeman looking to control but Von Mises is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Von Mises tries to hold on but Snoozeman pushes him away.
Von Mises slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.#T4#
Snoozeman is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Von Mises manages to get to full guard.
Von Mises can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Snoozeman controls the pace.
Snoozeman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Snoozeman chips away with some ground and pound.
Snoozeman won't allow Von Mises to sweep him here.
Snoozeman postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Von Mises keeping moving, preventing Snoozeman from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marty Snoozeman dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Snoozeman avoids the head kick by Von Mises.
Snoozeman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Von Mises can do to turn this around?
Snoozeman moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Snoozeman misses with a straight right.
Snoozeman fails with the takedown.
Von Mises misses with an uppercut. #TD#
Snoozeman dives in and scores a takedown into Von Mises's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Mises not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Von Mises keeping moving, preventing Snoozeman from controlling successfully. #T1##SUB2#
Von Mises pushes a forearm under Snoozeman's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Snoozeman is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ludwig Von Mises!
Ludwig Von Mises managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Urban Fighter, into his post fight interview.
In defeat, Marty Snoozeman stepped up to the mic, saying 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Got Dominated By A Tough So-Called Nonce'.
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Event:
GDL 24: Roughneck vs Stead
Date: Mar 28, 2020 |
#R1#
Some wild striking there from Boi.
Boi connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#TD2#
Snoozeman darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Boi is trying to maintain the position but Snoozeman is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman trying to pass the guard but Boi defending well.
Boi moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#SUB#
Boi is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Snoozeman is aware though and is defending well.#T1##SUB#
Boi looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Snoozeman looking to pass the guard.
Snoozeman is stalling in the full guard.
Snoozeman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Boi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Snoozeman controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Snoozeman trying to control the position from guard on top but Boi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Snoozeman looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Boi looking to control.
#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Boi shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Boi was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#SUB#
Boi tries for a kimura but Snoozeman is defending well.
Snoozeman is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Boi wants to control but Snoozeman is keeping him busy. #T3#
Snoozeman tries to improve position but can't. #SUB#
Boi tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Snoozeman struggling a bit here.
Snoozeman is not content to let Boi control the position. #SUB#
Boi tries for a kimura but Snoozeman is defending well. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Snoozeman manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Snoozeman is trying to get back to full guard.
Snoozeman is refusing to be controlled, as Boi sits in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Boi looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Snoozeman is refusing to be controlled, as Boi sits in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Fan Boi will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Boi looks to score with a jab to the body but Snoozeman is just out of range.
Boi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Snoozeman throws a looping overhand right but Boi ducks down to avoid it.
Snoozeman has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
A swing and a miss from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boi lands a nice shot that snaps Snoozeman's head back.
Boi misses with a straight left.
Snoozeman loads up on a big right hand but Boi slips the punch.
Snoozeman throws a right hand that misses
enabling Boi to counter with a crisp jab.
Boi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snoozeman manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boi.
Boi slips under a jab from Snoozeman.
Boi ducks under a wild hook from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman scores with a nice strike.
Snoozeman blocks a jab.
Snoozeman is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Boi with a body shot.#T1#
Boi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Snoozeman throws out the jab.
Snoozeman lands the left hand.
Snoozeman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boi.
A little jabbing left from Snoozeman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boi misses with an uppercut. Snoozeman saw that one coming.
Boi connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Snoozeman's hands.
Boi throws a jab when Snoozeman was well out of range.#TD2#
Snoozeman drives through with a takedown into Boi's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.#SUB#
Boi isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Snoozeman stacks Boi on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Snoozeman!
Snoozeman taking a breather here. #SUB2#
Snoozeman thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T2#
Boi is looking to reverse the position.
Boi is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Soul Supremacy Rio, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Marty Snoozeman has got the better of the ground game so far.
Boi struggling a bit here.
Boi is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Snoozeman off and has taken his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snoozeman is trying to get back to his feet but Boi has full control of the position and if anything, Snoozeman has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Boi controlling well, preventing Snoozeman from escaping the position.
Snoozeman is still trying to improve position.
Will Boi go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
#SUB#
Boi is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Snoozeman is defending well though. Boi let's go of the attempt for now.#T3#
Boi keeps control of the position as Snoozeman tries to break free.
Boi wants to control the position but Snoozeman frees himself and scrambles - Boi manages to regain control in side control.
Snoozeman wants to get back to his feet.
Snoozeman struggling a bit here.
Snoozeman manages to get back to half guard.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Boi trying to control from half guard but Snoozeman is working away.
Boi throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Snoozeman is not content to let Boi control the position.
Boi is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Snoozeman is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Snoozeman is looking for a sweep. Boi is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Snoozeman is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Boi's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Boi's back!#SUB2#
Snoozeman working for the choke.
Well, with Snoozeman on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Boi is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Oooh a big shot gets through from Snoozeman. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Marty Snoozeman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Boi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Boi changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Snoozeman avoids the body shot from Boi.
Snoozeman is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Boi misses with an uppercut.
Snoozeman blocks the body kick.
Boi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Snoozeman feints the counter takedown.
Fan Boi is winning the standup battle so far.
Boi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Snoozeman's sensitive parts.
The fight stays on the outside here - Boi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Snoozeman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boi.
Snoozeman throws a looping overhand right but Boi ducks down to avoid it.
Boi misses with a straight left.
Snoozeman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.#T1#
Snoozeman throws a shot from downtown. Boi moves away and avoids it.
Snoozeman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boi.
Fan Boi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boi lands a nice shot that snaps Snoozeman's head back.
A punch combination from Boi misses.
Snoozeman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Snoozeman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boi was well out of range. Poor timing from Snoozeman.
Boi thuds a left hand into Snoozeman's body.
Snoozeman darts in looking for a takedown but Boi gets double underhooks and turns Snoozeman into the cage.
Snoozeman looks to land a right hand but Boi moved out of range.
Boi thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL#
Boi moves into range and clinches up with Snoozeman.
Nice body punch from Boi.
Snoozeman tries to score a body lock takedown but Boi shows good agility there to stay on his feet.#T2#
Snoozeman can't get the takedown.
Fan Boi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty Snoozeman.
A short right from Boi on the inside.
Boi gets through Snoozeman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snoozeman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Boi pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Snoozeman looking for a takedown.
Snoozeman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Boi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Boi lands a nice uppercut.
Boi stalling.
Boi is defending well against a takedown attempt.#BC#
Boi breaks the clinch.
Snoozeman missing with a left hand there. Boi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Snoozeman connects with a right hand. Boi shakes it off.
Snoozeman misses with a hook. Boi ducked under it nicely.
Boi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Snoozeman moves away.
Boi throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Snoozeman's head.
Snoozeman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
#T3#
Boi darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Boi connects with a body shot.
Snoozeman on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Snoozeman shoots in and drives through. Boi sprawls well.
Boi tries to work over Snoozeman's front leg with a kick but Snoozeman checks it.
Snoozeman drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Boi defends it well.
Nice defenses there by Snoozeman.
Boi throws a body shot but no joy.
Snoozeman throws out a loose jab but Boi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boi throws an overhand right that lands on Snoozeman's shoulder, as Snoozeman tries to avoid the shot.
Snoozeman slips a jab from Boi.
Snoozeman looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #TD2#
Snoozeman throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Boi tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Snoozeman is in Boi's guard.
Snoozeman sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Boi's guard. #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snoozeman trying to pass the guard but Boi defending well. #SUB#
Boi looking for submissions off his back.
Snoozeman is thwarting Boi's attempts to control the position.
Boi on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Boi slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Snoozeman lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Snoozeman is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fan Boi showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Boi has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fan Boi!
Fan Boi decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Marty Snoozeman stepped up to the mic, saying 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Got Dominated By A Tough So-Called Nonce'.
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Event:
WPFC 47 - Storm vs. Johnson
Date: Feb 08, 2020 |
#R1#
Snoozeman throws an off balance right hand
and Andrianov counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Marty Snoozeman has been cut.
Snoozeman misses with a looping left.
Andrianov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Andrianov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Andrianov misses with a wild body shot.
Andrianov throws out a loose jab but Snoozeman uses good head movement to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Snoozeman! But no joy.
Snoozeman scores with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Snoozeman.
A big right from Snoozeman misses.
Andrianov throws a hook to the side of Snoozeman's head but Snoozeman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Snoozeman slips a straight right by Andrianov.
A swing and a miss from Andrianov.
Ivan Andrianov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Andrianov misses its intended target.
We've been told by Andrianov's head coaches at St Petersburg MMA Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman throws an overhand right that lands on Andrianov's shoulder, as Andrianov tries to avoid the shot.
Snoozeman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Snoozeman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Andrianov misses with a wild body shot.
Andrianov slips a straight right by Snoozeman.
An attempted straight right counter from Andrianov misses the target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snoozeman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
#T1#
Snoozeman ducks under a wild hook from Andrianov.
Snoozeman throws an overhand right that lands on Andrianov's shoulder, as Andrianov tries to avoid the shot.
Snoozeman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Andrianov loads up on a big right hand but Snoozeman slips the punch.
Andrianov moves away from the strike by Snoozeman.
Andrianov throws a right and a left that both miss.
Snoozeman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Andrianov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snoozeman throws out a counter right but Andrianov avoids it with no problem.
Andrianov moves away from the strike by Snoozeman.
Donk. Snoozeman catches Andrianov right on the button with a cross.
Ivan Andrianov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Snoozeman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Andrianov.
Andrianov cracks Snoozeman with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Snoozeman throws a big shot that misses.
A decent looking cross lands there for Snoozeman.
Snoozeman ducks under a wild hook from Andrianov.#TD2#
Andrianov tries to sprawl but Snoozeman drives through with a takedown into half guard.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snoozeman frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Snoozeman landing punches.
Andrianov is working to get back to half guard.
Snoozeman can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Andrianov is looking to escape.
Snoozeman scoring with strikes but Andrianov is staying in there.
Andrianov tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Andrianov has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Snoozeman's lack of action.
Andrianov wants to get back to his feet.
#T3#
Andrianov has a hand on Snoozeman's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Snoozeman takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Snoozeman has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Snoozeman pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Snoozeman looking to control and managing it successfully.
Andrianov manages to control the position for a moment.
Snoozeman trying to control but Andrianov is having none of it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.#T4#
Andrianov is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Snoozeman lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Andrianov really wants to buck Snoozeman off and get back to his feet.
Andrianov is squirming around, avoiding Snoozeman's attempts to control the action.
Snoozeman lands a big shot there that rocks Andrianov but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Andrianov bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!#SUB2#
Snoozeman is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Andrianov frees his head nicely. Oh but Snoozeman has switched to an armbar! Andrianov is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Marty Snoozeman!
Post fight, Marty Snoozeman stared into the camera and said 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Dominated A Tough So-Called Nonce'.
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Event:
WPFC 37 - Tantor vs. Kratos
Date: Nov 30, 2019 |
#R1#
Snoozeman takes a kick to the side of the head.
Snoozeman throws a poor cross that misses
#CL#
and Entreri counters by moving into the clinch.
Snoozeman looking for a takedown. #BC#
Entreri breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Snoozeman jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Snoozeman has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Marty Snoozeman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snoozeman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Entreri was well out of range. Poor timing from Snoozeman.
Entreri throws an overhand right that lands on Snoozeman's shoulder, as Snoozeman tries to avoid the shot.
Snoozeman is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Entreri with a body shot.
Snoozeman keeps the fight on the outside.
Snoozeman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Entreri uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snoozeman.
Entreri lands a front kick.
Entreri throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Snoozeman's head.
Snoozeman lands a head shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Entreri slips a straight right by Snoozeman.
Sloppy strikes from Entreri. Those never looked like landing.
Entreri throws a solid leg kick but Snoozeman takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Entreri.
Snoozeman throws out a counter right but Entreri avoids it with no problem.
Snoozeman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Entreri wants to slow Snoozeman down by chopping away at his legs.
Snoozeman throws a big shot that misses.
Entreri tries to close the distance and clinch up but Snoozeman swats him away and circles back towards the center. #T1#
Entreri pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Snoozeman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Entreri.
As Snoozeman tries to get set, Entreri tries to push him back and clinch up but Snoozeman manages to avoid the attempt.#CL#
Entreri has managed to clinch.
#BC#
Entreri pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Snoozeman missing with a left hand there. Entreri was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Entreri is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman misses with a looping right.
Snoozeman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Entreri takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Entreri connects with an inside leg kick.
Entreri takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Entreri wants to clinch up but Snoozeman keeps it at a distance.
Snoozeman throws a big shot that misses.
Snoozeman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Snoozeman misses the jab.#CL#
Entreri clinches up against the cage.
I was talking to Entreri's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Entreri is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Entreri stops a takedown attempt from Snoozeman.
Artemis Entreri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty Snoozeman.#T2#
Snoozeman goes for a takedown attempt but Entreri pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Snoozeman jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Entreri tries to move into range but Snoozeman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Entreri takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Entreri delivers a nice body kick.
Entreri thows a body kick. Snoozeman tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Entreri misses with a looping right.
Jab by Snoozeman.
Entreri lands with a kick to the temple. Snoozeman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" #CUT#
It looks like Marty Snoozeman has been cut.
Snoozeman looks to throw the jab but Entreri is out of range.
Snoozeman throws a big shot that misses.
Entreri throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Snoozeman.
Snoozeman looks to throw the jab but Entreri is out of range.
Snoozeman cracks Entreri with a good jab.
A slow jab from Snoozeman misses its intended target. #T3#
Entreri explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Entreri misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snoozeman is looking for the big counter here.
Entreri with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Snoozeman to score with a decent uppercut.
Snoozeman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Entreri tries to clinch up.
Entreri blocks a jab.
Snoozeman misses with a hook.
Entreri throws a body punch but Snoozeman moves out of range.
Snoozeman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Entreri. Entreri circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Entreri ducks under a wild hook from Snoozeman.
Entreri throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Entreri pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Snoozeman looks to land a right hand but Entreri moved out of range.
Entreri tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Snoozeman was well out of range. Poor timing from Entreri.
Entreri walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Artemis Entreri is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab lands there for Snoozeman.#T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice defenses there by Snoozeman.
A jab from Snoozeman finds it's way through Entreri's defenses.
Snoozeman throws a jab when Entreri was well out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Snoozeman, as that shot connected.
Snoozeman jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL#
Entreri pushes Snoozeman up against the cage in a clinch.
Entreri lands a nice knee to the body.
Entreri gets underhooks to prevent Snoozeman's takedown attempt.
Entreri landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snoozeman looks winded!
Entreri lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Entreri lands a good knee to the midsection. Snoozeman won't want to take too many of those.
Entreri stalling the fight.
Snoozeman goes for a takedown in the clinch but Entreri prevents it.
Entreri lands a good knee to the midsection. Snoozeman won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Entreri content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Entreri is pressed up against the cage. Snoozeman has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Entreri down to the mat. Entreri avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL#
Entreri has taken the fight to the clinch.
Entreri landing some nice looking knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Artemis Entreri will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Snoozeman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Snoozeman misses with a looping right.
Entreri tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Snoozeman manages to circle out of the way.
Snoozeman scores with a sloppy right hand. Entreri should have avoided that one.
Snoozeman misses with an uppercut
#CL#
and Entreri counters by clinching up.
Snoozeman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Entreri stalling the fight.
Snoozeman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Entreri lands an elbow that stopped Snoozeman in his tracks for a moment.
Entreri landing knees to the head.
#BC#
Entreri breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Snoozeman throws a lazy right hand but Entreri sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Snoozeman thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL#
Entreri closes the distance and pushes Snoozeman back into the cage.
Snoozeman takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT#
That has opened up Marty Snoozeman's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snoozeman wants to take the fight to the mat but Entreri manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Artemis Entreri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty Snoozeman.
Entreri tries a knee to the head but Snoozeman blocks it.
Snoozeman is breathing heavily.
Entreri can't find room to land a body shot as Snoozeman controls the action.
Entreri scores a nice knee to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Entreri.
#T1##BC#
Entreri breaks from the clinch.
Entreri throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Marty Snoozeman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Snoozeman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Entreri.
A jab from Snoozeman misses.
Snoozeman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Snoozeman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A punch combination from Entreri misses.
Entreri on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Snoozeman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Snoozeman shoots in but no luck this time.
Entreri throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Snoozeman.#CUT#
The cut above Marty Snoozeman's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Snoozeman, as that shot connected.
Snoozeman scores with a shot to the body.
Snoozeman slips a jab and a cross from Entreri.
Snoozeman misses with a looping right.
Entreri looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.#T2#
Snoozeman scores with a jab to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snoozeman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Entreri thuds his shin into the meat of Snoozeman's side.
Entreri tries to close the distance and clinch up but Snoozeman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Entreri pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Snoozeman jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Snoozeman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Snoozeman thuds a left hand into Entreri's body.
Entreri lands with a kick to the temple. Snoozeman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Entreri uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman throws a lazy right hand but Entreri sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Snoozeman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Entreri uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snoozeman.#T3#
Snoozeman lands a nice hook to Entreri's body. Entreri takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #CL#
Entreri moves into the clinch.
Entreri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Snoozeman blocks it with crossed arms.
Entreri trying to control the position but instead, Snoozeman has worked for underhooks and has pushed Entreri into the cage.
Entreri with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Entreri looking to throw knees to the head but Snoozeman is blocking nicely.
Stalling in the clinch from Entreri.
Snoozeman is looking for a takedown.#BC#
Entreri breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Entreri looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Entreri tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Entreri scores with a spinning back kick!
Both fighters circling a little - Entreri finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Entreri wants to clinch up but Snoozeman keeps it at a distance.#T4#
Snoozeman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
As Snoozeman tries to get set, Entreri tries to push him back and clinch up but Snoozeman manages to avoid the attempt.
Entreri takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Snoozeman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Entreri uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snoozeman.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Entreri thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Snoozeman if he has to take too many more of those.
Snoozeman takes a swing at Entreri's ribcage but misses.
Entreri has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Entreri there as he acknowledges the shot.
Entreri lands a high kick!
Entreri drops his hands momentarily and Snoozeman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Entreri fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Snoozeman.
Snoozeman walks forward, straight into a front kick from Entreri.
Entreri connects with a high kick.
Entreri tries to clinch but Snoozeman moves out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Entreri.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Artemis Entreri dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
A telegraphed right hand from Snoozeman misses the target.
Snoozeman avoids the head kick by Entreri.
Entreri tries a head kick but it misses.
#CL#
Entreri gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Entreri missing with knees to the body.
Entreri stops a takedown attempt from Snoozeman.
Entreri is pressed up against the cage. Snoozeman has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Entreri down to the mat. Entreri avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The fighters circling - Snoozeman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Entreri is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman lands a jab to the head.
Entreri throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Snoozeman keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big left from Snoozeman misses.
Entreri lands a high kick!
Entreri throws a half hearted mid kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Snoozeman misses.
Snoozeman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#CL#
and Entreri counters by clinching up.
Snoozeman looking for a takedown.
Artemis Entreri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty Snoozeman.
Entreri landing knees to the body.
Snoozeman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1##BC#
Entreri manages to break the clinch.
Entreri pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Entreri scores with a leg kick.
Entreri tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Snoozeman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Entreri displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Snoozeman throws out the jab.
Snoozeman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Snoozeman throws a jab but it's blocked by Entreri. #TD2#
Snoozeman shoots in and bounces Entreri off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#SUB#
Entreri is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Snoozeman has his hands clasped together but Entreri extends and breaks Snoozeman's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Entreri.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Artemis Entreri!
The defeated Marty Snoozeman had this to say: 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Got Dominated By A Tough So-Called Nonce'.
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Event:
UnderGround 2
Date: Sep 14, 2019 |
#R1##CL2#
Ratcliffe has Snoozeman up against the cage in a clinch.
Snoozeman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ratcliffe fights it off and pushes away nicely.
#TD#
Ratcliffe gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Snoozeman to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Snoozeman postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Ratcliffe trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Snoozeman slips nicely into half guard.
Snoozeman winds up and cracks Ratcliffe with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Ratcliffe is trying to maintain the position but Snoozeman is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Snoozeman wants to work for an arm triangle but Ratcliffe is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
#T1#
Snoozeman winds up and cracks Ratcliffe with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Ratcliffe manages to get to full guard.
Snoozeman is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #SUB2#
Ratcliffe working for submissions but it's allowed Snoozeman to get to half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Snoozeman in particular looking to stall.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Ratcliffe can do anything to dispel that myth.
Ratcliffe trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Snoozeman manages to pass to mount!
Ratcliffe is bucking up trying to escape but Snoozeman cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#T2#
Ratcliffe wants to hold on but Snoozeman pushes him away.#SUB#
Snoozeman looking to isolate an arm here. Ratcliffe doesn't see it coming and as Snoozeman extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Snoozeman!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Marty Snoozeman!
As Marty Snoozeman got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Dominated A Tough So-Called Nonce'.
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Event:
JBL Festivus Maximus
Date: Jul 20, 2019 |
#R1#
Snoozeman takes one to the side of the head.
Snoozeman throws an off balance right hand
#TD2#
and Crowley counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. #SUB#
Snoozeman has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Crowley can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Snoozeman looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Crowley is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Snoozeman is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Crowley dives into side control.
Snoozeman sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Snoozeman wants to get back to full guard.
Crowley takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Snoozeman regains full guard. Nicely done.
Snoozeman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Crowley is one step ahead there.
Snoozeman looking to control but Crowley passes into half guard.
Snoozeman is trying to control but Crowley manages to pass to mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Snoozeman is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Snoozeman is working hard here to advance position.
Crowley looking to control and managing it successfully.
Snoozeman wants to hold on but Crowley pushes him away.
Crowley prevents Snoozeman from getting the reversal.#T3#
Crowley controlling the pace for now.
Snoozeman on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Snoozeman tries to get out of the position.
Snoozeman wants to control but Crowley is having none of it.
Snoozeman tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Crowley controlling the position easily from mount.
Snoozeman is looking to improve his position but Crowley isn't that keen on the idea.
Snoozeman might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Snoozeman tries to hold on but Crowley pushes him away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Snoozeman tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Crowley sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Snoozeman is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asmodius Crowley dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Snoozeman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crowley manages to avoid it.
Snoozeman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Crowley moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crowley steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Crowley.
Crowley moves out of range of the strikes.
Snoozeman throws a looping overhand right but Crowley ducks down to avoid it.
Crowley has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman misses with the combination.
Crowley unleashes a big counter combination but Snoozeman bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Snoozeman with a nice cross.#T1#
Crowley looks to throw the jab but Snoozeman is out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Snoozeman on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Marty Snoozeman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Snoozeman throws the left hand but Crowley avoids the punch easily.
Snoozeman throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Crowley decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Snoozeman's guard.
Crowley slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Snoozeman looking to control but Crowley passes into half guard.
#T2#
Snoozeman wants to control but Crowley passes into side.
Crowley takes a little break here. Snoozeman wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Snoozeman is trying to improve his position.
Snoozeman wants to control but Crowley postures up.
Snoozeman tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Crowley wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T3#
Snoozeman trying his best to control but Crowley has mounted him.
Crowley avoids the attempt from Snoozeman to control.
Snoozeman is trying to escape the mount.
Snoozeman wants to control but Crowley is having none of it.
Snoozeman is looking to improve his position but Crowley isn't that keen on the idea.
Crowley controlling from the full mount. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Snoozeman is looking to get to half guard.
Crowley avoids the attempt from Snoozeman to control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Crowley content just to control the position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asmodius Crowley showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Crowley has managed to clinch.
Snoozeman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Crowley pulls him back up using the underhooks. #BC2#
Crowley's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sloppy strikes from Crowley. Those never looked like landing.
It looked like Snoozeman wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Snoozeman lands a two punch combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman throws a left and a right that both miss
#CL2#
and Crowley moves into the clinch.
Snoozeman is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Crowley is defending well.#T1#
Crowley stops a takedown attempt from Snoozeman.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marty Snoozeman. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Crowley tightens his grip and picks Snoozeman up, before dumping him to the ground. Snoozeman manages to land in guard.
Snoozeman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Snoozeman is trying to keep Crowley in close.
#SUB#
Snoozeman is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T2#
Snoozeman working a defensive guard but Crowley manages to pass into side control anyway.
Crowley is staying tight to Snoozeman's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Snoozeman struggling a bit here.
Crowley is staying tight to Snoozeman's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Crowley is continuing to stall.#T3#
Crowley's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Snoozeman tries to get back to half guard but can't.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Crowley tries to clinch
and Snoozeman counters with a straight right hand.
Snoozeman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Crowley tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Snoozeman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Crowley.
Crowley looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T4#
Snoozeman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crowley sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Snoozeman stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Snoozeman wants it to stay on the feet.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Snoozeman misses with a left hand #TD2#
and Crowley counters with a nice double leg into side control. Snoozeman won't be happy with that.
Crowley gets to mount! Snoozeman was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Snoozeman is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crowley controlling the pace for now.
Let's hope that Crowley has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
And that's the end of the fight!
Asmodius Crowley comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Crowley winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Asmodius Crowley!
Marty Snoozeman was interviewed post fight and said 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Got Dominated By A Tough So-Called Nonce'.
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Event:
Friday Night Summer Madness
Date: Jun 28, 2019 |
#R1#
Snoozeman fails with the takedown#KD2#
and Rocks counters with a crisp one two that drops Snoozeman! Rocks thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Snoozeman to his feet! Snoozeman is in big trouble!
No joy there for Rocks, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rocks lands an overhand right.#ROC2#
Snoozeman is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Marty Snoozeman has been cut.
Rocks cracks Snoozeman on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Snoozeman falls backwards against the cage. Rocks follows up with more strikes that drop Snoozeman to his knees. Rocks keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Snoozeman! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jason Rocks!
Marty Snoozeman spoke after the fight, saying 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Got Dominated By A Tough So-Called Nonce'.
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