Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Nfld xmas special
Date: Dec 28, 2023

#R1##KD2#
DJ lands a left and a right that send McPherson crashing to the mat, dazed. DJ thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#CUT2#It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
DJ misses with a few strikes there.
DJ has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
DJ connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt McPherson covering up! DJ comes in with a big uppercut and McPherson goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Deontay DJ!
Deontay DJ seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: Nfld live 54
Date: Dec 09, 2023

#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Clay throws a push kick but McPherson slaps the foot to one side.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
Clay sizes up McPherson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CUT2#It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
Clay with a nice cross.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
McPherson gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Clay gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcel Clay!

Event: Nfld liive 51
Date: Nov 18, 2023

#R1#
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.#TD2#
Leal shoots in and bounces McPherson off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#SUB#
McPherson looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Leal is defending well. McPherson quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Leal has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! McPherson celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd McPherson!
An out of breath Turd McPherson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: Nfld live 48
Date: Oct 14, 2023

#R1#
A right-left combo lands from Cotilla.
Cotilla scores with the left hand. McPherson knows he should have avoided that one.
Alexander Cotilla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cotilla getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cotilla throws a head kick that half lands.
Cotilla swinging wildly here.
McPherson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Cotilla defends it well.
Some wild striking there from Cotilla.
McPherson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Cotilla defends it well.#CL#
Cotilla moves into range and clinches up with McPherson.
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cotilla working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T1#
McPherson fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McPherson tries to pull guard but Cotilla won't allow it. #BC#
Cotilla's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Cotilla clinches with his opponent.
Cotilla stalls.
McPherson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cotilla walks away with a smile on his face. McPherson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Alexander Cotilla has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cotilla.
Cotilla lands a nice looking body kick.#CL#
Cotilla pushes McPherson up against the cage in a clinch.
Cotilla displaying some good clinch control by pressing McPherson up against the cage.
McPherson jumps guard but Cotilla stands there with McPherson around his waist. McPherson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch. #T2#
McPherson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cotilla gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from McPherson.
McPherson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cotilla gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
McPherson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cotilla gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
McPherson looks winded!
McPherson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cotilla just stands there and leans against the cage.
McPherson fails to pull guard.
Cotilla lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cotilla.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC#
Cotilla pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McPherson has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cotilla.
An inside leg kick lands from Cotilla. #T3#
Cotilla feints with a jab and clips McPherson right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! McPherson is sent crashing into the canvas and Cotilla leaps in for the kill! McPherson tries to get to his feet but Cotilla is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that McPherson is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexander Cotilla!
An out of breath Alexander Cotilla thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: Nfld FN 47
Date: Sep 14, 2023

#R1#
Okafor swings for the body but McPherson moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Okafor.
McPherson attempts a counter takedown but Okafor avoids it well and moves away.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Okafor smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McPherson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Okafor lands a body shot.
Okafor connects with the punch.
A big left from Okafor misses.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Okafor lands the left hand.
Okafor swings for the body but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson attempts a counter takedown but Okafor avoids it well and moves away.
Okafor throws a body punch but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson slips under a jab from Okafor.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
McPherson blocks the body kick.
McPherson attempts a counter takedown but Okafor avoids it well and moves away.
Okafor connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McPherson's hands.#T1#
Good leg kick by Okafor. #KD2#
Okafor lands a big uppercut and McPherson crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but McPherson looks OK. Okafor waves McPherson back to his feet!
Okafor digs a good body shot into McPherson's ribs.
A shot to the liver by Okafor. Beautiful body shot.
John Okafor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
Okafor drops McPherson with a straight left! Oh this is bad for McPherson! Okafor dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Okafor!
During a confident post fight interview, John Okafor thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Nfld 37
Date: Jul 29, 2023

#R1##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McPherson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Van Cleefe gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from McPherson.
McPherson fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Van Cleefe creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McPherson's defenses.
McPherson takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT2#It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
McPherson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Van Cleefe smiles and moves away.
Van Cleefe moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Cleefe tries to clinch up#TD#
and McPherson counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McPherson. #T1#
McPherson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McPherson stands up over Van Cleefe, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Van Cleefe is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB2#
Van Cleefe is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McPherson is just riding it out for now. Van Cleefe eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Van Cleefe is trying to work for a kimura but McPherson is defending well.
McPherson is looking to improve his position.
Van Cleefe scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#T2#
McPherson tries to get to full guard but Van Cleefe has control of the leg.
Van Cleefe moves into full mount! McPherson won't be happy about that!
Van Cleefe takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
McPherson can't escape the position.
Van Cleefe can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McPherson is looking to escape.
Van Cleefe moves to take his opponent's back.
Van Cleefe has the hooks in. McPherson is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB2#
Van Cleefe is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Van Cleefe is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB2#
Van Cleefe looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! McPherson taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Lee Van Cleefe!
A victorious Lee Van Cleefe thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: Nfld live 35
Date: Jun 17, 2023

#R1#
Petrov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McPherson is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#TD#
Petrov closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Petrov working away.
McPherson is looking to reverse the position.
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McPherson regains half guard.#SUB#
Petrov is working for a kimura but McPherson is defending it quite comfortably.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson tries to roll over but Petrov keeps him under control.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Petrov pulls his head out easily. #T1##SUB#
Petrov seems to be working for a kimura but McPherson defends the submission attempt.#SUB#
Petrov is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB#
Petrov is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Petrov is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Petrov pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Petrov is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McPherson regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB2#
McPherson has his foot on Petrov 's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Petrov works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
McPherson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Petrov doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Petrov manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Petrov is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Petrov passes McPherson's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Petrov works his way into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson wants to control but Petrov postures up.
McPherson tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB#
Petrov working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
McPherson is trying to control Petrov 's posture but Petrov avoids it. #T3##SUB#
Petrov wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by McPherson, who protects the arm well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Petrov is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McPherson knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Petrov is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McPherson has escaped the position, nice work there.
Petrov working away.
McPherson tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McPherson is trying to work for a sweep but Petrov has mounted him!#T4#
McPherson gets back to half guard.#SUB#
Petrov is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB#
Petrov is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
McPherson is looking to control Petrov 's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McPherson avoid being mounted?#SUB#
Petrov is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McPherson is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Petrov is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rutger Petrov dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Petrov punishes McPherson's body with a nice straight punch.
Petrov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McPherson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Rutger Petrov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Petrov throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McPherson.
McPherson with the counter takedown but Petrov avoids it easily.
McPherson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Petrov .
McPherson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Petrov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McPherson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Petrov defends it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Petrov shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. McPherson is trying to defend but Petrov finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
McPherson tries to roll over but Petrov keeps him under control.#T1##SUB#
Petrov looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB2#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Petrov is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
McPherson is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson trying to control here.
McPherson is looking for a sweep. Petrov is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McPherson wants to control the action here but instead Petrov manages to pass to full mount! #T2#
McPherson is looking to improve his position but Petrov isn't that keen on the idea.#SUB#
Petrov looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead. #SUB#
Petrov working for a guillotine from mount but McPherson is in no mood to give up. #SUB#
Petrov wants to finish this one by submission but McPherson is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Petrov . #SUB#
Petrov is going oldschool here, as he tries to force McPherson to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so McPherson shrugs it off.
McPherson keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Petrov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McPherson can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Petrov working for a guillotine from mount but McPherson is in no mood to give up. #SUB#
McPherson defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Petrov . #T3#
McPherson is looking to improve his position but Petrov isn't that keen on the idea.#SUB#
Petrov swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rutger Petrov !

Event: Nfld live 32
Date: May 20, 2023

#R1#
Cross throws a poor cross that misses #TD#
and McPherson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
Cross looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cross works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cross wants to stand and escape but McPherson is having none of it.
McPherson throws an elbow that misses. Cross uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McPherson's guard. Nice move by Cross!#REVB#
Cross controlling from the top position.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#T1##SUB#
McPherson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McPherson wants to hit a sweep here but Cross passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for McPherson there!
Cross looking to control and managing it successfully.
McPherson is desperately trying to improve his position but Cross has a good base and remains in mount.
Cross controlling his opponent.
McPherson really trying hard to get back to half guard here. #T2#
Cross sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
McPherson is looking to improve his position but Cross isn't that keen on the idea.
McPherson sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
McPherson wants to improve his position but Cross is controlling well.
McPherson is working hard here to advance position.#SUB#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cross pulls his head out easily.
Cross is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
McPherson wants to control but Cross is keeping busy. #T3#
Cross controlling the pace.
McPherson is looking to improve his position.
Cross controlling the pace. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McPherson is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson trying to control here. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Cross bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Cross connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cross looks to land a left hand but McPherson moved out of range nicely.
Cross looks to throw the jab but McPherson is out of range.
McPherson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Cross throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Cross dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Cross lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
McPherson tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cross jabs McPherson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McPherson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cross.
Cross buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cross throws a big shot that misses.
Cross fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McPherson blocks a jab.
Cross misses with an uppercut.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cross sprawls and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cross throws out a loose jab but McPherson uses good head movement to avoid it.
McPherson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cross to score with a decent uppercut.
McPherson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cross lands a jab to McPherson's midsection.#T1#
Cross bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McPherson's head backwards.
Cross has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cross connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McPherson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Cross is quick to defend against it.
Cross looks to land a right hand but McPherson moved out of range.
Cross connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McPherson momentarily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cross.
Jeremy Cross is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McPherson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cross. Cross obviously looking to wear him down.
Sloppy strikes from Cross. Those never looked like landing.
McPherson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cross.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cross sprawls and moves away.
Cross connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McPherson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cross.
McPherson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T2#
McPherson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cross throws a looping overhand right but McPherson ducks down to avoid it.
Cross with a hook.
McPherson slips a jab and a cross from Cross.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cross throws a big shot that misses.
McPherson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cross throws a head kick that misses.
Cross smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McPherson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cross.
McPherson ducks under a wild hook from Cross.
Cross buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cross is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McPherson. #T3#
Cross lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cross turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Donk. Cross catches McPherson right on the button with a cross.
A good leg kick by Cross.
Jeremy Cross seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cross lands a lovely overhand right.
McPherson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A big right from Cross misses.
Cross scores with a body shot.
McPherson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McPherson slips a jab and a cross from Cross.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Cross. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
McPherson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Decent striking displayed by Cross there.
Cross lands a head shot.
Cross misses the jab.
McPherson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
McPherson avoids the body shot from Cross.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Cross is quick to defend against it.
Cross looks to throw the jab but McPherson is out of range.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cross sprawls and moves away.
A jab from Cross does it's job there.
Cross lands with a good body shot.
Cross throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Cross missing with a left hand there. McPherson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McPherson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McPherson there as he acknowledges the shot.
McPherson staying out of range there.
McPherson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Cross throws a big shot that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Cross showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
McPherson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cross.
McPherson attempts a counter takedown but Cross avoids it well and moves away.
Cross scores with a punch to the head.
McPherson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cross.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Cross is quick to defend against it.
Jeremy Cross seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cross lands a slapping body shot.
Cross moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cross misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McPherson.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Cross lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McPherson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cross darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cross connects with a nice looking jab.
Cross throws a big shot that misses.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Cross is quick to defend against it.
Cross misses with a hook. McPherson ducked under it nicely.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.#T1#
Cross lands an overhand right.
A punch lands to the side of McPherson 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McPherson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McPherson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cross connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McPherson momentarily.
Cross throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McPherson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McPherson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Cross loads up on a big right hand but McPherson slips the punch.
Cross throws a jab when McPherson was well out of range.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cross uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Good shot there by Cross.
Crunch! Cross slams his shin into McPherson's torso.
Cross misses with a hook. McPherson ducked under it nicely. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cross tests McPherson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A head kick misses from Cross.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cross sprawls and moves away.
McPherson takes one to the side of the head.
Cross throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McPherson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cross throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McPherson on the side of the head.
Cross throws a hook but McPherson avoids it easily.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cross chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice defenses there by McPherson.
McPherson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cross throws out the jab.
Cross lands a nice leg kick that just misses McPherson's sensitive parts.
McPherson slips under a jab from Cross.#T3#
Cross misses with a hook. McPherson ducked under it nicely.
Cross lands a head shot.
Cross misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Cross cracks McPherson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Cross looks to land a right hand but McPherson moved out of range.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Cross throws a jab when McPherson was well out of range.
McPherson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Cross works McPherson's body with a nice hook.
Cross darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cross throws a jab but it's blocked by McPherson.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cross moves into range and connects with a jab.
McPherson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cross throws a shot from downtown. McPherson moves away and avoids it.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cross sprawls and moves away.#T4#
Cross throws out a loose jab but McPherson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cross lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cross moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cross throws out a loose jab but McPherson uses good head movement to avoid it.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
McPherson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jeremy Cross is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cross cracks McPherson with a good jab.
Cross throws out a loose jab but McPherson uses good head movement to avoid it.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cross sprawls and moves away.
Cross takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cross just misses with a punch to the body.
McPherson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
McPherson takes one to the chin there.
Turd McPherson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cross sizes up McPherson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeremy Cross comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cross has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 25:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 25:30
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeremy Cross!
An out of breath Jeremy Cross thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: Nfld live 30
Date: Apr 29, 2023

#R1#
Okafor is looking to chop away at McPherson's legs.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Okafor is quick to defend against it.
Okafor throws a sloppy head kick and McPherson moves out of range easily.
Okafor smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Okafor tries a head kick but it misses.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
McPherson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Okafor.
Okafor throws a body kick that misses #TD#
and McPherson counters with a single leg into guard. Okafor didn't expect that.
Okafor is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and McPherson dives into side control.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#REVB#
Okafor is trying to improve his position.
The strikes coming from McPherson are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
McPherson tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Okafor dodges the ground and pound from McPherson.
Okafor is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Okafor keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB#
McPherson seems to be looking for submissions.
Okafor wants to get back to full guard.#T1#
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Okafor desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Okafor moves into full guard.
Okafor looking for a sweep. Not yet Okafor, not yet.
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Okafor wants to sweep but no luck.
Okafor utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
McPherson throwing strikes from guard but Okafor blocks nicely.
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Okafor tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Okafor has momentary wrist control but McPherson slips an elbow through the middle.#T2#
McPherson lands a couple of elbows.#SUB#
McPherson drops back looking for a leg! Okafor is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Okafor manages to kick McPherson off! McPherson jumps back into Okafor's guard.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
Okafor is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Okafor works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Okafor is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson is not content to let Okafor control the position.
Okafor not doing much here. #T3#
McPherson wants to control but Okafor is keeping busy.
Okafor not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Okafor scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McPherson is staying active underneath Okafor, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SU2#
Okafor escapes and gets back to his feet.
Okafor scores with a shot to the body.
Okafor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McPherson was well out of range. Poor timing from Okafor.
A nice inside leg kick there by Okafor. That's going to slow McPherson down.
Okafor throws a jab but it's blocked by McPherson.
Okafor tries a head kick but it misses.
Okafor scores with a jab to the jaw.
Okafor fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McPherson on the side of the head.
McPherson takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T4#
Okafor looks to score with a jab to the body but McPherson is just out of range.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Okafor waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McPherson.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Okafor is quick to defend against it.
Okafor just misses with a punch to the body.
McPherson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
McPherson avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Okafor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McPherson was well out of range. Poor timing from Okafor.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Okafor sprawls and moves away.
Okafor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McPherson.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
McPherson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice body punch from Okafor.
Okafor plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Okafor.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

John Okafor dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
McPherson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Okafor.
Okafor throws a leg kick that is checked#TD#
and McPherson counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Okafor!
Okafor gets back to half guard.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Okafor. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Okafor avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson. #ES2#
Okafor pushes McPherson off and gets back to his feet.
John Okafor seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Okafor throws a low kick but it's checked well by McPherson.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Okafor scores with a nice strike.
Okafor fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McPherson checks it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McPherson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Okafor.
McPherson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Okafor throws a wild body kick that McPherson sees coming a mile off.
Okafor is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McPherson rather than just go for the knockout.
Okafor is looking to slow McPherson down with leg kicks.
Okafor scores with a jab to the head. #T1#
Okafor throws a head kick but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson attempts a counter takedown but Okafor avoids it well and moves away.
John Okafor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Okafor tries a head kick but it misses.
Okafor is looking to slow McPherson down with leg kicks.
Okafor is looking to land body kicks.
Okafor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McPherson moves away.
McPherson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Okafor is quick to defend against it.
Okafor lands a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Okafor.
Okafor rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McPherson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Okafor tries a head kick but it misses.
Okafor throws a head kick that misses.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Okafor is quick to defend against it.#T2#
McPherson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Okafor lands a jab to the nose.
McPherson avoids a kick to the body.
A low kick from Okafor is predictable there #TD#
and McPherson counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McPherson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Okafor works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB2#
Okafor is looking for a triangle but McPherson pushes his legs off easily.
McPherson passes Okafor's left leg - he's now in half guard.
McPherson is nestled in close to Okafor, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Okafor slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Okafor is looking to stand up but McPherson isn't so interested in that idea.
Okafor is pulling down on McPherson's head. It's preventing any offense from McPherson, at least for the moment.#T3##SUB2#
Okafor throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McPherson postures up and lands a big shot to Okafor's brow.
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
Okafor controls McPherson momentarily but McPherson frees himself.
Okafor tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Okafor has his foot on McPherson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. McPherson works his way back into a safe position though.
McPherson won't allow Okafor to sweep him here.
Okafor is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Okafor landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T4#
McPherson trying to control from the bottom.
McPherson tries to roll over but Okafor keeps him under control.
Okafor wants to pass to mount but McPherson is defending the position. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Okafor seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.
Okafor trying to control from half guard but McPherson is working away.
McPherson is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Okafor scores with a couple of nice shots.#SU2#
Okafor stands up out of the half guard.
Okafor throws a body punch but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

John Okafor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!#R3#
Okafor stuns McPherson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Okafor moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Okafor finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Okafor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Okafor lands a right hook to the body.
McPherson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Okafor punishes McPherson's body with a nice straight punch.
Okafor lands with a good body shot.
Nice shot lands for Okafor.
Okafor has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Okafor misses with a head kick.
McPherson tries to counter with a takedown but Okafor is quick to defend against it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Okafor connects with a nice looking jab.
Okafor bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McPherson's head backwards.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Okafor throws a sloppy head kick and McPherson moves out of range easily.
McPherson attempts a counter takedown but Okafor avoids it well and moves away.
Okafor tries to land a front kick but McPherson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Okafor throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and McPherson counters with a takedown into side control.

Okafor throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
John Okafor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Okafor throws a head kick but McPherson moves out of range.
Okafor stuns McPherson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Okafor tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A right-left combo lands from Okafor.
Okafor jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McPherson attempts a counter takedown but Okafor avoids it well and moves away.
Okafor pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Okafor sprawls and moves away.
Okafor throws a series of punches but McPherson avoids them all with ease. #T2#
McPherson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McPherson avoids the head kick by Okafor.
Okafor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
Okafor misses with a hook #TD#
and McPherson decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Okafor's guard.
Okafor trying to keep a closed guard but McPherson is proving a slippery customer.
Okafor keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing. #ES2#
Okafor wriggles free and stands up.
McPherson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Okafor.#T3#
Okafor scores with a jab to the body.
Okafor keeps McPherson at a distance using the push kick.
Okafor throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Okafor fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Okafor fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McPherson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Okafor comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Okafor!
Okafor thuds a left hand into McPherson's body.
Okafor throws a head kick but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Okafor fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McPherson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Okafor connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McPherson momentarily. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Okafor feints a jab promting McPherson to slip. Okafor then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. McPherson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
McPherson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Okafor moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Okafor connects with a crisp jab.
McPherson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Okafor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
John Okafor is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Okafor cracks McPherson with an open hand slap.
Okafor misses with a head kick.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Okafor comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Okafor has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Okafor!
A very excited looking John Okafor made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Nfld 33
Date: Apr 08, 2023

#R1#
Carvalho throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD#
and McPherson counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
McPherson thows a huge punch but Carvalho dodges it nicely.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McPherson is pressing down on Carvalho's thigh, looking to free his foot. Carvalho is holding on for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#ES2#
Carvalho makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#KD2#
Carvalho moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! McPherson goes down! Can Carvalho finish him!?#CUT2#It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carvalho would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Carvalho told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.#SUB#
McPherson is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB#
McPherson has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Carvalho doesn't defend quickly enough and McPherson has managed to lock this one up! Can Carvalho escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to McPherson on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Turd McPherson!
A relieved looking Turd McPherson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: Nfld live 25
Date: Mar 11, 2023

#R1#
Petrov misses the jab.
McPherson with the counter takedown but Petrov avoids it easily.#TD#
Petrov is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in McPherson's half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.#SUB#
Petrov maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! McPherson could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Petrov has cracked it and McPherson is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Petrov !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rutger Petrov !

Event: Nfld FN 34
Date: Feb 09, 2023

#R1#
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.#TD2#
Leal looking for a takedown here - he's got it.#SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SU2#
Leal stands and steps away. McPherson gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson looks for a takedown but Leal sprawls well.#T1##TD#
McPherson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Leal moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
McPherson lands a couple of elbows.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Leal utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T2#
McPherson looking to pass the guard.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Leal avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Leal works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McPherson is looking to work some ground and pound but Leal has wrist control.
McPherson advances position into side control!
Leal managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McPherson. #SUB#
McPherson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Leal knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
McPherson in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #T3#
McPherson misses with the ground and pound.
McPherson sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Leal is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position. #SUB#
McPherson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Leal has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
McPherson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Leal has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
McPherson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Leal knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T4#
McPherson postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly. #SUB#
McPherson swings around for an armbar but Leal sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into McPherson's guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Leal would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Leal wants to pass the guard but McPherson is keeping the position.
Leal would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
McPherson working a defensive guard here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Leal pushing down on McPherson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Leal is working for a kimura but McPherson is defending it quite comfortably.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2##TD2#
McPherson tries to sprawl but Leal drives through with a takedown into half guard.#T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leal wants to free his trapped foot but McPherson is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Leal pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Leal is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McPherson works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB#
McPherson working for a triangle but Leal defends it easily.
Leal wants to get up but he can't break McPherson's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SU2#
Leal stands up from McPherson's guard - Leal perhaps looking for a knockout.
Nathan Leal is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
No luck for McPherson with that takedown attempt. #T2##TD2#
Leal gets a takedown into half guard.
McPherson moves into full guard. #SU2#
Leal gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #T3#
Leal stuffs the takedown attempt from McPherson. McPherson gets slowly back to his feet.
Leal looks like he wants to counter punch here.#TD2#
Leal is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in McPherson's half guard.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Leal wants to pass the guard but McPherson is defending well.
Nathan Leal has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Leal is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are battling for position here. McPherson manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB2#
Leal drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Leal jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
McPherson looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
McPherson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SU2#
Leal stands up and waves to McPherson to follow him. #TD2#
Leal closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Leal lands in his opponent's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nathan Leal showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Leal tries to close the distance and clinch but McPherson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McPherson changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
McPherson fails with the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson shoots in and drives through. Leal sprawls well.
Leal swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1##TD2#
Leal feints and as McPherson raises his hands in defense, Leal changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#SUB#
McPherson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Leal has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of McPherson is proving hard to escape from.
Leal postures up. #SU2#
Leal gets to his feet. McPherson looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McPherson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Leal as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Leal gets a takedown into half guard.#T2##SUB#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.
Leal tries to stand but can't do so whilst McPherson controls his leg.
McPherson is trying to get back to full guard.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB2#
Leal is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB#
McPherson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Leal wants to pass the guard but McPherson is defending well. #T3#
McPherson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McPherson manages to get to full guard.
Leal wants to stand but McPherson is controlling his posture from full guard.
Leal must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
McPherson has his foot on Leal's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Leal works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
McPherson is looking to cinch up a triangle. Leal throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to McPherson's body to avoid the submission. McPherson has instead reached around Leal's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! McPherson arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Nfld FN 32
Date: Jan 12, 2023

#R1#
Kaafjord takes a swing at McPherson's ribcage but misses.
McPherson with the counter takedown but Kaafjord avoids it easily.
McPherson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kaafjord.
McPherson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
McPherson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kaafjord takes a swing at McPherson's ribcage but misses.
McPherson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#CL#
McPherson gets tackled into the cage by Kaafjord. Kaafjord maintains the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaafjord stalling against the cage.
McPherson tries to pull guard but Kaafjord forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kaafjord misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kaafjord works on McPherson's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaafjord leaning against his opponent. #T1#
Kaafjord lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McPherson is trying to pull guard but Kaafjord turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
McPherson is trying to pull guard but Kaafjord turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Tungsten Kaafjord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
Kaafjord controlling the action here for a moment.
We've been hearing reports that Kaafjord has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
McPherson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaafjord smiles and moves away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.#KD#
Kaafjord cracks McPherson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Kaafjord has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning McPherson to stand back up!#ROC#McPherson is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
Kaafjord connects with an inside leg kick.
Kaafjord throws a sloppy head kick #TD2#
and McPherson counters with a shoot takedown. Kaafjord fights it but they end up in guard. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaafjord not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kaafjord working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
Kaafjord working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson wants to pass the guard but Kaafjord is keeping the position.
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McPherson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McPherson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound.
McPherson throws an elbow that misses. Kaafjord uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McPherson's guard. Nice move by Kaafjord!#REVR#
Kaafjord scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Kaafjord from controlling successfully. #T3#
Kaafjord lands a couple of elbows.#SUB2#
McPherson working for submissions but it's allowed Kaafjord to get to half guard. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson trying to get back to full guard but Kaafjord takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
McPherson is trying to reverse the position but instead Kaafjord has taken his back - oops!
Kaafjord has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for McPherson.
McPherson rolls, trying to escape but Kaafjord keeps control of the position. #SUB#
Kaafjord has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
McPherson is defending well here and trying to improve his position. #T4#
McPherson trying to control the hands but Kaafjord breaks the grip. #SUB#
Kaafjord looking to break McPherson's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. McPherson remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Kaafjord will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McPherson wants to escape the position.
McPherson is still trying to improve position.
Kaafjord controls the position.
McPherson is trapped and Kaafjord is scoring with shots to the head and body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McPherson tries to roll but Kaafjord sticks to his back.
McPherson trying to control the hands but Kaafjord breaks the grip.
Kaafjord is working the ground and pound. Can McPherson escape?
McPherson trying to control the position but Kaafjord manages to sink in the hooks.
McPherson looks winded!#SUB#
McPherson showing good submission defense here.
McPherson can't escape the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tungsten Kaafjord dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Turd McPherson's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
McPherson blocks a head kick by Kaafjord. #CL#
Kaafjord clinches up against the cage.
McPherson can't get the takedown.
McPherson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaafjord smiles and moves away. #CL#
Kaafjord closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaafjord pushes McPherson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McPherson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaafjord smiles and moves away.
Tungsten Kaafjord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.#CL#
McPherson gets tackled into the cage by Kaafjord. Kaafjord maintains the clinch. #T1##BC#
Kaafjord breaks from the clinch.
Kaafjord misses with the combination.
McPherson is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kaafjord misses with a jab, cross combination.
McPherson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Kaafjord fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McPherson manages to avoid it.
Tungsten Kaafjord is winning the standup battle so far.#T2#
Kaafjord swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McPherson with the counter takedown but Kaafjord avoids it easily.
Tungsten Kaafjord is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A big left from Kaafjord misses.
Kaafjord misses with a body shot #TD2#
and McPherson counters with a shoot takedown. Kaafjord fights it but they end up in guard.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses.
Tungsten Kaafjord overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound. #SUB#
Kaafjord has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McPherson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Kaafjord looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T3#
McPherson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kaafjord is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
McPherson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McPherson won't allow Kaafjord to sweep him here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kaafjord bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McPherson's guard. #REVR##SUB2#
McPherson looking for a guillotine here but Kaafjord defends easily.
McPherson wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Kaafjord is now in half guard. #T4#
McPherson makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McPherson.#SUB2#
McPherson throws his legs up looking for a submission but Kaafjord uses it to pass to side control.
McPherson manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Kaafjord wants to get back to full guard.
Kaafjord might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kaafjord defending well though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kaafjord keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kaafjord has hold of McPherson's hands but McPherson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tungsten Kaafjord dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Turd McPherson's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Kaafjord lands a nice looking body shot.
Kaafjord lands with a shot to the body.
Kaafjord lands with a nice body punch.
McPherson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaafjord scores with a shot to the body.
Kaafjord scores with a crisp jab that stopped McPherson in his tracks. #T1#
Kaafjord ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking McPherson out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tungsten Kaafjord!
A relieved looking Tungsten Kaafjord thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: Nfld live 17
Date: Dec 03, 2022

#R1##TD2#
Swas fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. McPherson sprawls well initially but Swas persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McPherson is looking for a sweep. Swas is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Swas is thwarting McPherson's attempts to control the position.
Swas thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard.
Swas lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McPherson is looking to control Swas's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McPherson avoid being mounted?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
McPherson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Swas's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Swas's back!#SUB#
Swas preventing the rear naked choke attempt from McPherson. #SUB#
McPherson is looking for a rear naked choke here but Swas reverses the position brilliantly into McPherson's guard! #SUB#
McPherson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
McPherson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
McPherson is looking for a triangle but Swas pushes his legs off easily.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McPherson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Swas is one step ahead there. #T2##SUB#
McPherson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Swas really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Swas tries to free his leg and advance position but McPherson is retaining full guard.
Swas keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McPherson's head.#SUB#
McPherson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Swas defends well.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Swas working some strikes from top position.
Swas is looking to stand up but McPherson won't let him.
McPherson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Swas manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T3#
McPherson working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
McPherson passes Swas's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Swas manages to get to full guard.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McPherson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Swas's guard. #SUB#
McPherson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Swas is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Swas keeps trying to improve his position.#T4##SUB#
McPherson is trying to work for a kimura but Swas is defending well.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #SUB#
McPherson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Swas is just riding it out for now. McPherson eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
McPherson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Swas blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2##TD2#
Swas drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
McPherson can't do much from the bottom here.
Swas working the head with strikes.
McPherson manages to work his way to half guard, despite Swas's best efforts.
McPherson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Swas is working away from the top position though.
Swas is trying to control the action in half guard but McPherson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Swas wants to take a breather but McPherson is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard.
McPherson is pressing down on Swas's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#T1##SUB#
McPherson is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Swas rolls with it to try and escape but McPherson cranks on the arm and Swas is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Nfld fight night 27
Date: Nov 10, 2022

#R1#
McPherson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Zurauskas but Zurauskas pushes him off and we're back to square one.#TD#
McPherson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Zurauskas wants to control but McPherson is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Zurauskas looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Zurauskas's hands, connecting with Zurauskas's forehead.
Zurauskas keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Zurauskas with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Zurauskas looking for submissions off his back.
McPherson with the ground and pound but Zurauskas uses the opportunity to regain guard. #T1#
McPherson postures up.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#SUB2#
McPherson has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Zurauskas to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! McPherson is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Zurauskas pulls down on the head and he's put McPherson to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Paulius Zurauskas!
An out of breath Paulius Zurauskas thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: Nfld live 12
Date: Oct 08, 2022

#R1#
Carvalho just misses with a punch to the body.
Carvalho throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#TD#
McPherson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Carvalho is wriggling around but McPherson manages to pass to half guard. #REVB##SUB#
McPherson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Carvalho has managed to free his arm - good work.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Carvalho keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Carvalho is trying to stand back up but McPherson is controlling him
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carvalho's head.
Carvalho looks like he's trying to stand up.
McPherson working Carvalho over with strikes. #T1#
Nice strikes from McPherson there.
Carvalho taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Carvalho's head.
McPherson wants to pass to mount but Carvalho is defending the position.
Carvalho avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson.
McPherson trying to control the pace.
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Carvalho blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Carvalho tries to kick McPherson off but McPherson keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T2#
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Carvalho really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carvalho's head.
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Carvalho's hands, connecting with Carvalho's forehead.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Carvalho's head.
McPherson is trying to control the action in half guard but Carvalho is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carvalho's head.
Carvalho looks like he's trying to stand up. #T3#
McPherson is nestled in close to Carvalho, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
Carvalho keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #SUB#
McPherson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB#
McPherson is trying for a kimura here. Carvalho looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! McPherson wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd McPherson!
Our winner, Turd McPherson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 16, 2022

#R1##TD2#
Barton tries to sprawl but McPherson drives through with a takedown into half guard.
McPherson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Barton taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
McPherson is taking a breather. Barton says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #CUT2#It looks like AJ Barton has been cut.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Barton with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson wants to free his trapped foot but Barton is holding on for dear life with his legs.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T1#
McPherson controlling the action here.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McPherson content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB2#
McPherson is working for a kimura but Barton is defending it quite comfortably.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #CUT2#AJ Barton's cut is getting worse.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Barton doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McPherson.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Barton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson.
McPherson winds up and cracks Barton with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McPherson with the ground and pound but Barton uses the opportunity to regain guard.
McPherson postures up. #T3#
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
McPherson working some strikes from top position.
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McPherson chips away with some ground and pound.
McPherson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
McPherson stops Barton from standing up.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Barton works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound.
McPherson throwing strikes from guard but Barton blocks nicely.
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T4#
McPherson with a nice head shot there.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Barton trying to keep a closed guard but McPherson is proving a slippery customer.
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses.
Barton working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson stands up over Barton, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #CUT2#AJ Barton's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Barton works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Barton is breathing heavily.
McPherson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Barton's guard.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Barton with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on AJ Barton's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Nice jab there from McPherson.
McPherson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McPherson shoots in for a double leg but Barton sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nice sprawl there from Barton as McPherson shoots in.
Barton went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
McPherson lands a head kick. Barton smiles back at him and beckons him forward. #CUT2#Jeez, AJ Barton's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPherson closes this distance looking for a takedown but Barton circles away.
AJ Barton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
McPherson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
AJ Barton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McPherson lands with a shot to the body.
Barton loads up on a big right hand but McPherson slips the punch.
McPherson is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Barton shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Barton avoids it really well and circles away.
McPherson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Barton sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McPherson somewhat.#T1#
McPherson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Barton.
Barton avoids the body shot from McPherson.
Barton seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#TD2#
McPherson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
McPherson misses with a head shot. Barton uses the momentum to regain guard.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McPherson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at AJ Barton's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: WVT 28: West v Hawthorne
Date: Aug 28, 2022

#R1#
Heights swinging wildly here.
McPherson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
McPherson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Heights misses with a double jab.
Heights shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McPherson eats them both and turns towards Heights to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Heights misses with a head kick.
Heights has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Heights blocks a head kick by McPherson. #CL2#
Heights has managed to clinch.
Heights throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Heights controlling the action here for a moment.
McPherson has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Heights avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Heights.
McPherson drops down looking for an ankle pick but Heights pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Heights buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McPherson takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#T1#
A jab from Heights misses.
Heights lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McPherson circles away quickly and effectively.
McPherson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Heights connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McPherson with a poor takedown
and Heights counters with a nice body shot.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Heights misses with a kick to the body #TD#
and McPherson counters with a shoot takedown. Heights fights it but they end up in guard.
Heights pulls McPherson in close to prevent any damage.
Heights is continuing to stall.#SUB#
McPherson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and McPherson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T2#
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Heights is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson scoring with some ground and pound.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Heights keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
Heights trying to control the position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Heights is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Heights throws a sloppy head kick and McPherson moves out of range easily.
McPherson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Heights sprawls and moves away.
Heights bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McPherson throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Heights. Those never looked like landing.
Heights feints a jab promting McPherson to slip. Heights then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. McPherson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
A combination from Heights does no damage.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
Heights dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McPherson. That did some damage!
McPherson darts in looking for a takedown but Heights gets double underhooks and turns McPherson into the cage.
McPherson is working for takedown but Heights is calmly controlling the position for now.
Heights with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Heights gets through McPherson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Heights lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from Heights.
Heights blocks a body shot from McPherson. #T4#
Heights softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McPherson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Heights throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McPhersons head.
Heights works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Heights pressing his opponent against the cage.
Heights slowing the pace effectively.
McPherson goes for a takedown attempt but Heights pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Heights blocks a head kick by McPherson.
McPherson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Heights sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McPherson somewhat.
Heights lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Heights fails in his attempt to clinch.
Heights throws a right and a left that McPherson avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Heights throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on McPherson's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Heights dives in looking to finish as McPherson flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Heights's strikes! Heights is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! McPherson's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but McPherson was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Seelow Heights!
An out of breath Seelow Heights thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: WVT 24: Maestre v Doisneau
Date: Aug 13, 2022

#R1#
Biscuit scores with a crisp jab that stopped McPherson in his tracks. #TD2#
McPherson closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - McPherson lands in his opponent's guard.
McPherson looking to sit in guard and control but Biscuit gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Biscuit content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB2#
McPherson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McPherson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Biscuit is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Biscuit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #SUB2#
McPherson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T1##SUB2#
McPherson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McPherson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB#
Biscuit is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McPherson pulls his head out easily.
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Biscuit defending well though.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Biscuit defending well though.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Biscuit moves into full guard.
Biscuit avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Biscuit looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T2#
McPherson is looking to work some ground and pound but Biscuit has wrist control.
Biscuit looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McPherson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
McPherson lands a couple of elbows.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Biscuit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McPherson distracts Biscuit with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Biscuit looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Biscuit looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
McPherson wants to control from the top but Biscuit keeps moving.
McPherson looking to sit in guard and control but Biscuit gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##T3##SUB2#
McPherson has his foot on Biscuit's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Biscuit works his way back into a safe position though.
Biscuit trying to control but McPherson is working from the bottom.
Biscuit trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biscuit with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a triangle but Biscuit pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
McPherson is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Biscuit defends well.#SUB2#
McPherson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Biscuit is aware though and is defending well.
Biscuit working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McPherson's head.#T4#
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
Biscuit chips away with some ground and pound.#SUB2#
McPherson has his foot on Biscuit's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Biscuit works his way back into a safe position though.
Biscuit connects with a couple of short punches.
McPherson is trying to keep Biscuit in close.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Biscuit missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Biscuit landing with the ground and pound. #SUB2#
McPherson working for a triangle but Biscuit defends it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Biscuit trying to control but McPherson is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Turd McPherson will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Biscuit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McPherson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Biscuit avoids it really well and circles away.
Biscuit throwing a counter right hand but McPherson manages to avoid it.
Biscuit fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPherson throws a sloppy head kick and Biscuit moves out of range easily.
It looked like Biscuit was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from McPherson.
McPherson throws a body kick that misses #TD#
and Biscuit counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Biscuit connects with a nice short shot to McPherson's temple.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit is trying to control. McPherson wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard.
McPherson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Biscuit is working away from the top position though.
Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McPherson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T1#
Biscuit working McPherson over with strikes.
Schmorgen Biscuit overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McPherson wants to improve his position but Biscuit is controlling well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Biscuit lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson is trying to maintain the position but Biscuit is very close to passing his half guard.
Biscuit winds up and cracks McPherson with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.
McPherson wants to control but Biscuit is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Biscuit takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Biscuit thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fighters are battling for position here. McPherson manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T2#
Biscuit postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
McPherson can't keep his opponent in guard - Biscuit advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Biscuit looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Biscuit pulls his head out easily.
Biscuit winds up and cracks McPherson with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McPherson wants to control but Biscuit is keeping busy.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard.#T3#
McPherson is refusing to be controlled, as Biscuit sits in half guard.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard but Biscuit has passed into side control.
Biscuit is putting a hurting on McPherson here, landing some big shots from side control.
McPherson takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Biscuit working the body and head with strikes.
McPherson tries to buck Biscuit off but Biscuit is having none of it.
Check out the look on Biscuit's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
McPherson tries to improve position but can't.
McPherson can't do much from the bottom here.
Biscuit creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.#T4#
McPherson takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Biscuit is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down McPherson's shoulder. That is not cool. #SUB#
Biscuit wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by McPherson, who protects the arm well.
Biscuit is looking to take a break and control but McPherson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McPherson can't do much from the bottom here.
McPherson taking punishment in the form of punches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McPherson is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Biscuit trying to control the position but McPherson is working away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that second round.
That's time! Biscuit's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
McPherson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #TD#
and Biscuit counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
McPherson tries to get to full guard but Biscuit has control of the leg.
McPherson trying to control from the bottom.
McPherson is trying is best to control the position here.
Biscuit seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Biscuit is taking a breather. McPherson says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The fighters are battling for position here. McPherson manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit preventing the sweep.
Biscuit content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB2#
Biscuit avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Biscuit distracts McPherson with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#T1##SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Biscuit defends well.
McPherson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Biscuit lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McPherson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Biscuit lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#SUB2#
McPherson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Biscuit defends it easily.
Biscuit trying to control but McPherson is working from the bottom. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McPherson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Biscuit passes into half guard.
Biscuit is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
McPherson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Biscuit's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Biscuit's back!
Biscuit wants to escape the position.
Biscuit might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Biscuit manages to escape to a better position under a series of strikes. McPherson is now in side control.
McPherson trying to control the position but Biscuit is working away.
McPherson works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.#T3#
Biscuit is not content to let McPherson control the position.
Biscuit tries to buck McPherson off but McPherson is having none of it.
Biscuit avoids any damage from the ground and pound of McPherson.
Biscuit sneaks back into half guard.#SUB#
Biscuit looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Biscuit looking for submissions off his back.
Biscuit taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard. #T4#
McPherson takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Biscuit is trying to get back to full guard.
Biscuit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McPherson can do to turn this around?
Biscuit regains full guard. Nicely done.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McPherson is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Biscuit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Biscuit working for a triangle but McPherson defends it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Schmorgen Biscuit showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Biscuit has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Schmorgen Biscuit!
Schmorgen Biscuit made sure to mention his sponsor, Brooklyn Apothecary in his post fight interview.

Event: WVT 14: Ihantala v Mogg
Date: Jul 06, 2022

#R1#
A swing and a miss from Stone.
McPherson staying out of range there.#TD2#
McPherson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McPherson thows a huge punch but Stone dodges it nicely.
Stone trying to control from the bottom.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stone trying to hold on to McPherson's head to control him but McPherson postures up.
Stone has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Stone is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson is thwarting Stone's attempts to control the position.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Stone is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Stone might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
McPherson seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #T1#
Stone on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson prevents Stone from improving his position.
Stone keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Stone on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Stone with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #ROC2#Stone is rocked!
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Stone's hands, connecting with Stone's forehead.
Oh Stone is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Stone quite badly. Stone pulls McPherson in close trying to recover. McPherson postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Stone on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Stone doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: WVT 7: Hanayama v Tynkkynen
Date: Jun 05, 2022

#R1#
McPherson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Darwin pinned against the cage. Darwin gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McPherson dives in for a single leg takedown but Darwin sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Darwin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Darwin is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
McPherson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Darwin avoids it.
Darwin lands an elbow that stopped McPherson in his tracks for a moment.
Darwin looking to slow down the pace here.
Darwin lands a left hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Darwin lands a left hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Darwin stops a takedown attempt from McPherson.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson tries to score a body lock takedown but Darwin shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Darwin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Darwin pushes off an throws an elbow but McPherson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A short right from Darwin on the inside.
Darwin taking a breather. #BC2#
Darwin breaks from the clinch.
McPherson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#T1#
McPherson shoots in but Darwin avoids the takedown attempt easily.
McPherson fails with a takedown attempt.
McPherson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Darwin throws out the jab.
McPherson shoots and misses
and Darwin counters with a lovely straight right hand!#TD#
McPherson closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - McPherson lands in his opponent's guard.
Darwin looking for a sweep. Not yet Darwin, not yet.
McPherson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Darwin looking to hit a scissor sweep but McPherson is one step ahead there. #T2#
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Darwin has McPherson pulled in close to control his posture.
McPherson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Darwin is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
McPherson preventing the sweep.
Darwin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T3#
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Darwin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Darwin working a defensive guard here.
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
Darwin keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McPherson.
McPherson shoots and misses
and Darwin counters with a straight right hand.#TD#
McPherson looking to score a takedown here. Darwin is defending well but McPherson drives through and ends up in Darwin's guard.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
McPherson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Darwin's head.
McPherson postures up in Darwin's guard and throws a big left but Darwin blocks it.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Darwin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing. #T4#
McPherson is looking to work some ground and pound but Darwin has wrist control.
McPherson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Darwin manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McPherson manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Darwin postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McPherson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Darwin manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Darwin trying to control the position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Charlie Darwin will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
McPherson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Darwin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McPherson is defended easily by Darwin.
Despite the aggression on Darwin's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A jab from Darwin misses.
McPherson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Darwin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A looping hook to the body misses from McPherson. Darwin does a little dance to reset his feet.#TD#
McPherson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Darwin trying to keep a closed guard but McPherson is proving a slippery customer.
McPherson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Turd McPherson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McPherson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Darwin wants to sweep here but McPherson controlling him for the moment.
McPherson slips nicely into half guard.
McPherson working over Darwin with some ground and pound. Darwin looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
McPherson winds up and cracks Darwin with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Darwin is looking to control McPherson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Darwin avoid being mounted?
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #T2#
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Darwin taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McPherson is nestled in close to Darwin, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#ROC#Darwin is rocked!
McPherson throwing shots but Darwin is blocking nicely.
Darwin is still in real trouble! Can McPherson finish him?
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Darwin seems to have recovered his senses.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Darwin on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T3#
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Darwin defending well though.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Darwin's head.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Darwin's head.
McPherson thows a huge punch but Darwin dodges it nicely.
McPherson throwing shots but Darwin is blocking nicely.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Darwin to regain full guard.
McPherson is fighting to break Darwin's control of his arms but Darwin is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
McPherson trying to control but Darwin is working from the bottom.
Darwin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T4#
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Darwin has his hands on McPherson's head, controlling the position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Darwin scores with a hook to the body. McPherson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Darwin throws a hook but McPherson blocks it.
Darwin throws a hook but McPherson avoids it easily.
Darwin throws a shot from downtown. McPherson moves away and avoids it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3##TD#
McPherson gets a takedown into half guard.
Darwin is looking to improve his position.
McPherson misses with a head shot. Darwin uses the momentum to regain guard.
McPherson throws an elbow that misses. Darwin uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McPherson's guard. Nice move by Darwin!#REVB#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
McPherson is looking for a triangle but Darwin pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
McPherson looking for a guillotine here but Darwin defends easily. #T1##SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Darwin advances to half guard.
Darwin lands strikes from half guard.#SUB#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.
Darwin trying to control from half guard but McPherson is working away.
Darwin throwing shots but McPherson is blocking nicely.
Darwin trying to control from half guard but McPherson is working away.
McPherson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McPherson avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Darwin. #SUB#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.
McPherson trying to control from the bottom.
McPherson wants to improve his position but Darwin is controlling well.
McPherson is looking to control Darwin's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McPherson avoid being mounted?#SU2#
Darwin postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for McPherson to stand up.
McPherson misses with a body shot.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McPherson.#T3#
McPherson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Darwin.
McPherson looks for a takedown but Darwin sprawls well.
Darwin lands a nice shot to the body.
McPherson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Darwin counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
McPherson drives through with a takedown into Darwin's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Darwin controls McPherson momentarily but McPherson frees himself. #T4#
McPherson is in close to Darwin's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Darwin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
McPherson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
Darwin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Darwin lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Darwin trying to control the position from guard on top but McPherson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Darwin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Darwin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Darwin has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Darwin!
Charlie Darwin looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I WANT ANOTHER SHOT AT THE TITLE! IT'S MY TIME'.

Event: WVT 2: Puto v Svyatogor
Date: May 15, 2022

#R1##CL#
Fortythree moves into the clinch successfully.
Still in the clinch, Fortythree scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fortythree lands a shot to the body.#TD#
Fortythree jumps into guard, dragging McPherson to the mat.
Fortythree has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Fortythree keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fortythree is controlling McPherson's posture.
McPherson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McPherson passes into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fortythree avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson.
McPherson looks to land a strike but Fortythree avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
McPherson wants to control from the top but Fortythree keeps moving. #T1#
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fortythree working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fortythree looking to control. #SUB2#
McPherson postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Fortythree is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of McPherson, into his guard. #REVR##SUB2#
McPherson working for a triangle but Fortythree defends it easily.
Fortythree has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
McPherson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Fortythree doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Fortythree manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T2#
Fortythree wants to stand but McPherson has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for a triangle here. Fortythree is fighting it but it looks tight! McPherson pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Fortythree is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Turd McPherson!
After winning the bout, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: GC 423: Jospin VS Bolleke
Date: Mar 26, 2022

#R1#
McPherson fails with a takedown attempt.
McPherson misses with a takedown
and Kane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kane misses with a body shot.
McPherson tries for a takedown but Kane circles away easily
and Kane counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McPherson shoots in for a double leg but Kane sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPherson ducks under a wild hook from Kane.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McPherson.
McPherson looks to throw a body kick
and Kane counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kane defends well and McPherson ends up having to push Kane into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.#BC2#
Kane breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McPherson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kane pinned against the cage. Kane gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McPherson misses with a leg kick
and Kane makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.#T1#
McPherson dives in for a single leg takedown but Kane sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Kane has McPherson pushed against the cage.
McPherson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kane prevents a takedown attempt there.
McPherson wants a takedown.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
Kane gets through McPherson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Kane.
Kane cracks McPherson with a nice body shot.#BC2#
Kane manages to break the clinch.
Kane lands a nice looking body shot.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Kane chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice uppercut lands for Kane. That snapped McPherson's head back.
Kane scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kane scores with a spinning back kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kane lands a nice leg kick that just misses McPherson's sensitive parts.
McPherson walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kane checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kane moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've been informed that Kane has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.#T2#
Kane lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kane digs a good body shot into McPherson's ribs.
McPherson misses with a takedown
and Kane counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kane ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McPherson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kane.
McPherson dives in for a single leg takedown but Kane sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Kane.
Kane taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Kane scores with a nice short uppercut.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Kane scores with a nice hook to the head.
McPherson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice body punch from Kane.
Kane is working McPherson over against the cage.
A hook to the body from Kane.
Kane lands a left hand.
Kane lands with a short shot to the head. #T3##BC2#
Kane manages to break the clinch.
McPherson shoots in looking for a takedown but Kane manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McPherson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kane scores with a hook to the body. McPherson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McPherson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kane counters with a stiff right hand.
Kane lands a leg kick that knocks McPherson off balance momentarily.
McPherson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kane but Kane pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kane lands a head shot.
Kane looks to throw the jab but McPherson is out of range.
McPherson shoots in looking for a takedown. Kane tries to sprawl out of it but McPherson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kane manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kane bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McPherson's head backwards.#T4#
McPherson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kane. Kane obviously looking to wear him down.
Kane takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McPherson misses with a takedown attempt - Kane sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice jab there from Kane.
Kane cracks McPherson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#ROC2#McPherson is rocked!
Kane walks forward and throws a big overhand right! McPherson drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Kane swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from McPherson's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Kane!
A less than humble Harry Kane misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

Event: TWGC 30 (265+lbs, D2): Amsterdam Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Jul 09, 2020

190 cm
21 yrs
211 lbs

225 cm
32 yrs
292 lbs

Wang

McPherson

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Long Wang! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Turd McPherson!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Saam Ante and Aafke Stam.

Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#TD#
Wang is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in McPherson's half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Wang (2) vs (0) McPherson
McPherson is looking for a sweep. Wang is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Wang wants to pass the guard but McPherson is defending well. #SUB#
Wang wants to work for an arm triangle but McPherson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB2#
McPherson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Wang wants to pass to mount but McPherson is defending the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson gets back to full guard. #SUB2#
McPherson has his foot on Wang's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Wang works his way back into a safe position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1##SUB2#
McPherson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Wang defends it easily.
Wang wants to pass the guard but McPherson is keeping the position.#SUB2#
McPherson has his foot on Wang's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Wang works his way back into a safe position though.
McPherson wants to sweep here but Wang controlling him for the moment.
Wang wants to control from the top but McPherson keeps moving. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
McPherson looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Wang puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard. #SUB2#
McPherson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Wang works his way into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Wang (5) vs (0) McPherson#T2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Wang slows the pace down.
Wang is looking to take a break and control but McPherson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wang passes to full mount! That's big trouble for McPherson!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Wang (7) vs (0) McPherson
McPherson is trying desperately to improve position.
Wang looking to control but McPherson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T3#
McPherson is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McPherson is looking to improve his position but Wang isn't that keen on the idea.
Wang takes his opponent's back. Perhaps a chance to lock up a rear naked choke here.
Score +3 for taking back: Wang (10) vs (0) McPherson
Wang is trying to stick to McPherson's back but McPherson is turning into Wang. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Wang's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by McPherson.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Wang (10) vs (2) McPherson#T4#
McPherson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Wang seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Wang manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McPherson manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Wang (12) vs (2) McPherson
Wang looking to pass the guard.
McPherson is trying to control the position but Wang postures up. #SUB2#
McPherson working for a triangle but Wang defends it easily.
Wang is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SUB2#
McPherson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Wang can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T5#
Wang trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Wang got a little sloppy there for a moment and McPherson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Wang has managed to get both his arms back between McPherson's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
Wang got a little sloppy there for a moment and McPherson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Wang has managed to get both his arms back between McPherson's legs - danger averted.
McPherson working a defensive guard but Wang passes into half guard.
McPherson is not content to let Wang control the position.#SUB#
Wang is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McPherson has managed to free his arm - good work.
Wang trying to control from half guard but McPherson is working away. #T6#
Wang is really struggling to control McPherson but he's trying to hold on to the position.
McPherson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.#T7#
Wang trying to control from half guard but McPherson is working away.
McPherson regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a triangle but Wang pushes his legs off easily.
Wang slips nicely into half guard.#SUB#
Wang is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McPherson is looking to improve his position. #SUB2#
McPherson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T8#
Wang trying to mount his opponent but McPherson defends it.
Wang wants to lay and pray for a moment but McPherson keeps working.
Wang keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
McPherson tries to roll over but Wang keeps him under control.
Wang trying to control from half guard but McPherson is working away.
McPherson wants to improve his position but Wang is controlling well. #T9#
Wang trying to mount his opponent but McPherson defends it. #SUB2#
McPherson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
McPherson is looking for a sweep. Wang is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Wang pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Wang seems to be working for a kimura but McPherson defends the submission attempt.
Wang tries to pass the half guard into mount. McPherson knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #T10#
McPherson trying to control but Wang postures up.
Wang works his way into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Wang (15) vs (2) McPherson
Wang wants to control but McPherson is keeping him busy.
McPherson is trying to improve his position.
Wang controls the position.
Wang trying to control the action but McPherson is working from the bottom.
McPherson is looking for a sweep.#T11##SUB#
Wang tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Wang has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
McPherson is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson is looking to control Wang's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McPherson avoid being mounted?
Wang is looking to take a break and control but McPherson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#SUB2#
McPherson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T12#
McPherson wants to sweep but no luck.
McPherson is trying to keep Wang in close.
Wang advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Wang (18) vs (2) McPherson
Wang wants to control but McPherson is keeping him busy.
McPherson struggling a bit here.
McPherson trying to control but Wang flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Wang (21) vs (2) McPherson#T13##SUB#
McPherson defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
McPherson is in bad spot here.
Wang struggling to keep hold of the position. #SUB#
Wang looking to break McPherson's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. McPherson remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Wang will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
McPherson staying busy and making it hard for Wang to control.
McPherson trying to control the position but Wang manages to sink in the hooks.
McPherson manages to reverse the position and now he's in Wang's guard. Nice work there by McPherson.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Wang (21) vs (4) McPherson
McPherson trying to control but Wang is working from the bottom.
McPherson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wang swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T14#
Wang keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
Wang looking for a sweep. Not yet Wang, not yet.
McPherson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB2#
McPherson drops back, looking for a kneebar! Wang looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Wang looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Wang!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Wang (25) vs (4) McPherson
McPherson is trying to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Wang tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
McPherson sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Wang takes the fight on points by 25 to 4.
A very excited looking Long Wang made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: UnderGround FC 133
Date: Jun 13, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maestre misses with an uppercut. McPherson saw that one coming.
McPherson throws a body punch but Maestre moves out of range.
Maestre scores with a body shot.
No joy there for Maestre, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Maestre scores with a hook.#TD#
McPherson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Maestre quickly recovers to half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with McPherson in particular looking to stall.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Maestre looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Maestre with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Maestre looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Maestre is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T1#
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Maestre's hands, connecting with Maestre's forehead.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB2#
Maestre is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McPherson pulls his head out easily.
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson prevents Maestre from improving his position.
McPherson has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
McPherson lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.#T2#
McPherson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
McPherson lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Maestre hang on?
Maestre felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
McPherson landing shots from mount.
McPherson unloading with bombs!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McPherson lands a big shot there that rocks Maestre but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Maestre is looking to improve his position but McPherson isn't that keen on the idea.
McPherson wants to control the pace but Maestre is squirming around nicely.
McPherson landing strikes from the mount and Maestre is in trouble!
McPherson unloading with bombs!
McPherson working the ground and pound effectively. #T3#
McPherson trying to control but Maestre is having none of it.
McPherson in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Maestre is looking to improve his position but McPherson isn't that keen on the idea.
The referee warns Maestre that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
McPherson drops a big elbow. That's hurt Maestre! More shots from McPherson and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
A victorious Turd McPherson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: UnderGround FC 124
Date: May 16, 2020

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, jab by Clark - just one landing.
Joe Clark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No luck for McPherson with that takedown attempt.
McPherson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Clark.

McPherson drives through with a takedown into guard.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Clark is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson won't allow Clark to get back to his feet.
Clark not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Clark controlling McPherson's posture.
McPherson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clark keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
McPherson postures up in Clark's guard and throws a big left but Clark blocks it.
Clark might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Clark works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson postures up in Clark's guard and throws a big left but Clark blocks it.
Clark avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McPherson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Clark is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Clark preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
Clark keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McPherson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McPherson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Clark loads up on a big right hand but McPherson slips the punch.
Clark scores with a jab to the jaw.
Clark tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McPherson was well out of range. Poor timing from Clark.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark throws an overhand right that lands on McPherson's shoulder, as McPherson tries to avoid the shot.
McPherson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Clark.
McPherson throws a body kick that misses.
Clark defending well as McPherson loads up on a big left hand.
Clark was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McPherson has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
McPherson looks for a takedown but Clark sprawls well.
It looked like Clark was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from McPherson.
Clark misses the shot to the body.
And McPherson tries to counter it with a takedown but Clark pushes his down on his head and steps out.
The crowd cheers as Clark lands an impressive looking overhand right. McPherson doesn't seem phased though.
Clark connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McPherson's hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clark misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McPherson.
Clark tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McPherson was well out of range. Poor timing from Clark.
McPherson ducks under a wild hook from Clark.
McPherson feints the counter takedown.
Clark moves out of range of the body kick from McPherson.
Clark checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McPherson just misses with a punch to the body.
McPherson defending well as Clark loads up on a big left hand.
McPherson swings for the body but Clark moves out of range.
Clark avoids the body shot from McPherson.
Clark throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clark misses with a looping left.
Clark takes a swing at McPherson's ribcage but misses.
Clark misses with a looping right.
McPherson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Clark throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McPherson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Clark misses with a hook. McPherson ducked under it nicely.
McPherson shoots in but no luck this time.
Joe Clark has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
McPherson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Clark is fending him off so far but McPherson persists. Nope, Clark circles away and we're back to standing.
McPherson shoots for a double leg takedown but Clark sprawls well. He's pushed McPherson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McPherson throws a head kick but Clark moves out of range.
Clark swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
McPherson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Clark.

Clark gets caught flat footed, as McPherson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

Clark is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. McPherson presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McPherson has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Clark is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Clark content to slow the pace in the clinch.
McPherson misses with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Clark.
Clark presses McPherson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
McPherson looks winded!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clark digs a right hand into McPherson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McPherson's gas tank.
A right hand to the body from Clark.
Clark works on McPherson's body with a couple of short punches.
Clark scores with a shot to the side of McPherson's head.
Clark pushes McPherson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Clark.
A nice right hand lands inside from Clark.
Clark lands a left hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Clark digs a right hand underneath McPherson's ribcage. McPherson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Clark lands with a left to the head.
Clark lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Clark cracks McPherson with a nice body shot.
Clark lands a hook that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Clark cracks McPherson with a nice body shot.
A short right from Clark on the inside.
Clark lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Clark lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

McPherson is rocked!
Clark lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McPherson is still on wobbly legs! Can Clark finish him?
Clark digs a right hand into McPherson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McPherson's gas tank.
I was talking to Clark's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Clark lands a big right hand that drops McPherson! The killer instinct kicks in and Clark finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Clark!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Clark!
Joe Clark bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

Event: UnderGround FC 116
Date: Apr 25, 2020

#R1##TD2#
McPherson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
McPherson is nestled in close to Clark, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Clark might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Clark's head.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Clark defending well though.
McPherson has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at WildBoar's Private Pig Pen. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Clark blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
Clark's coaches at Clark's Champion's have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Clark controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Clark has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McPherson is working away from the top position though.#T1#
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Clark's head.
McPherson thows a huge punch but Clark dodges it nicely.
McPherson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Clark knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McPherson connects with a nice short shot to Clark's temple.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Clark is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
McPherson seems to be looking for submissions.
Clark wants to get back to full guard.#T2#
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Clark keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Clark is looking to improve his position.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Clark to regain full guard.
McPherson postures up in Clark's guard and throws a big left but Clark blocks it.
McPherson is stalling in the full guard.
McPherson postures up in Clark's guard and throws a big left but Clark blocks it.
McPherson trying to control but Clark is working from the bottom.
McPherson working some strikes from top position.#T3#
McPherson advances to half guard.
McPherson controlling the pace.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Clark's head.
McPherson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Clark keeps working.
McPherson is nestled in close to Clark, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McPherson thows a huge punch but Clark dodges it nicely.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T4##SUB2#
McPherson seems to be working for a kimura but Clark defends the submission attempt.
McPherson with the ground and pound but Clark uses the opportunity to regain guard.
McPherson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McPherson trying to control but Clark is working from the bottom.
McPherson postures up and lands a big shot to Clark's brow.
McPherson content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McPherson works over Clark with some ground and pound from guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Clark keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McPherson's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
McPherson misses with a takedown
and Clark counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nice sprawl there from Clark as McPherson shoots in.
Clark appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Clark throws a body shot but no joy.
McPherson feints the counter takedown.
McPherson fails with a takedown attempt.
Joe Clark has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
McPherson drops his hands momentarily and Clark takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Clark swings for the body but McPherson moves out of range.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for McPherson. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
McPherson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McPherson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Clark counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clark swings for the body but McPherson moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Clark lands a glancing blow to the side of McPherson's head.
Clark slaps away a takedown attempt from McPherson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Clark lunges at McPherson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McPherson's hand. #T1#
Clark lands a head shot.
Clark throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #TD2#
McPherson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Clark to the mat! Clark manages to get full guard.
Clark controlling the position.
McPherson connects with a couple of short punches.
McPherson postures up in Clark's guard and throws a big left but Clark blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McPherson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Clark's head.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McPherson cracks Clark with a solid left hand.
Clark preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T2#
McPherson sitting in guard, not really doing much.
McPherson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McPherson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Clark working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson lands a couple of elbows.
McPherson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
McPherson advances position into side control!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clark is looking for a sweep.#T3#
Clark taking punishment in the form of punches.
McPherson working the ground and pound.
McPherson looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Clark is avoiding damage well.
McPherson fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Turd McPherson has got the better of the ground game so far.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
McPherson fails to land a wild elbow strike.
McPherson connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Clark some visible discomfort.
McPherson fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McPherson is working Clark over with some ground and pound from side control.
McPherson misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McPherson working the body and head with strikes. #T4#
McPherson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Clark down.
Clark tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McPherson wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
McPherson cracks Clark with a big elbow.
McPherson misses with the ground and pound.
Clark is working to avoid the ground and pound but McPherson connects with a decent elbow.
McPherson lands a nice forearm strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McPherson tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
McPherson working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
McPherson connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Clark some visible discomfort.
McPherson trying to control the position but Clark is working away.
McPherson creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Clark sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Clark throws a looping overhand right but McPherson ducks down to avoid it. #TD2#
Clark tries to sprawl but McPherson drives through with a takedown into half guard.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Clark's hands, connecting with Clark's forehead.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McPherson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McPherson tries to pass to full mount but Clark defends it.
Clark trying to control from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Clark moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
McPherson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
McPherson postures up in Clark's guard and throws a big left but Clark blocks it.
McPherson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McPherson distracts Clark with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McPherson throwing strikes from guard but Clark blocks nicely.
Clark avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McPherson connects with a couple of short punches.
Clark is trying to keep McPherson in close.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McPherson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McPherson lands a couple of digs.#T2#
Clark keeping full guard, as McPherson tries to pass.
McPherson distracts Clark with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson lands a couple of elbows.
Clark keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
McPherson throwing strikes from guard but Clark blocks nicely.
Clark is adopting a defensive guard.#T3#
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Clark works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McPherson is looking to work some ground and pound but Clark has wrist control.
Clark not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Joe Clark has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clark lands with a shot to the body.
McPherson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Clark pinned against the cage. Clark gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Clark misses the shot to the body.
McPherson tries to work over Clark's front leg with a kick but Clark checks it.
Clark was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McPherson closes the distance and clinches up with Clark, looking for a takedown. McPherson pushes Clark against the cage but Clark circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Clark. McPherson does a little dance to reset his feet.#T4#
Clark misses with a looping right.
McPherson slips a straight right by Clark.
A big left from Clark misses.
McPherson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Clark manages to avoid it.
Clark thows a left - swing and a miss!
McPherson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#TD2#
McPherson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Clark to the mat! Clark manages to get full guard.
McPherson looking to pass the guard.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Clark has momentary wrist control but McPherson slips an elbow through the middle.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McPherson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #SUB#
Clark escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McPherson gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPherson with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd McPherson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McPherson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd McPherson!
A victorious Turd McPherson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: UnderGround FC 108
Date: Mar 28, 2020

#R1#
McPherson takes one to the side of the head.
McPherson pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL#
Jussi forces McPherson back against the cage and clinches.
A right handed body shot lands from Jussi.
Jussi lands with a right to the head.
Jussi lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jussi stops a takedown attempt from McPherson.
Jussi just leaning against McPherson, taking a breather.
McPherson is trying to drag Jussi to the mat but Jussi just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Jussi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McPherson tries to pull guard but Jussi won't allow it.
Iron Jussi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
McPherson tries to pull guard but Jussi holds him up against the cage and eventually McPherson drops back down to his feet.
Jussi lands a shot to the body.
McPherson looks winded!
Jussi lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Jussi.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jussi scores with a shoulder strike.
Jussi lands a nice uppercut.
I was talking to Jussi's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jussi creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jussi scores with a nice hook to the head.#T1##KD#
Jussi drops McPherson onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! McPherson is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
McPherson is rocked!
Jussi dips a shoulder and cracks McPherson with a mighty uppercut! McPherson falls back against the cage and Jussi unloads with a barrage of strikes! McPherson is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Jussi screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Iron Jussi!

Event: UnderGround FC 102
Date: Mar 07, 2020

#R1#
McPherson shoots in looking for a takedown. Cinder tries to sprawl out of it but McPherson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cinder manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cinder unleashes a big counter combination but McPherson bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
McPherson looks to score with a jab to the body but Cinder is just out of range.
McPherson shoots in for a takedown but Cinder shows good takedown defense.
Cinder is looking for the big counter here.#TD#
McPherson drives through with a takedown into guard.
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
Cinder is looking to stand up but McPherson isn't so interested in that idea.
McPherson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#ES2#
Cinder has his feet on McPherson's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
McPherson throws a hook but Cinder avoids it easily.
McPherson throws a jab when Cinder was well out of range.
Cinder unleashes a big counter combination but McPherson bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#TD#
McPherson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Cinder quickly recovers to half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Cinder is trying to stand up here but McPherson is controlling him well. #ES2#
Cinder manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. McPherson keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. #TD2#
Cinder has dropped down and is working for a takedown. McPherson is trying to keep an underhook but Cinder manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Cinder content to control rather than advance. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.
Still in half guard, Cinder seems content to control.#SUB#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cinder pulls his head out easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McPherson wants to control but Cinder is keeping busy.
Cinder sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T2#
McPherson regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB#
McPherson working for a triangle but Cinder defends it easily. #SUB#
McPherson has his foot on Cinder's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cinder works his way back into a safe position though.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Cinder trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cinder slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB#
McPherson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cinder engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
McPherson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cinder is one step ahead there.
My spies in TZY MMA inform me that Cinder has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!#SUB#
Cinder got a little sloppy there for a moment and McPherson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Cinder has managed to get both his arms back between McPherson's legs - danger averted.#T3#
Cinder slips nicely into half guard.
McPherson looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Cinder seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McPherson does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McPherson slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Cinder trying to control the position from guard on top but McPherson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
McPherson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cinder looking to pass the guard.
Cinder trying to control but McPherson is working from the bottom. #SUB#
McPherson working for a triangle but Cinder defends it easily. #T4#
Cinder not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Cinder trying to control the position from guard on top but McPherson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
McPherson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cinder defends well.
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Cinder from controlling successfully.
McPherson trying to control the position.
Cinder wants to control from the top but McPherson keeps moving. #SUB#
McPherson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Cinder avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Yhorm Cinder will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
McPherson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cinder was well out of range. Poor timing from McPherson.
McPherson misses the shot to the body.
Cinder throws a counter combo.
McPherson fails with the takedown.
McPherson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cinder tries to avoid it but McPherson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cinder to the ground. Cinder escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
As McPherson backs off Cinder throws a huge counter combo but McPherson manages to avoid it all.
McPherson shoots in but Cinder avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
McPherson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Cinder napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cinder is trying to buck McPherson off.
McPherson looks up at the clock and then as Cinder takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McPherson smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
McPherson cracks Cinder with an elbow. That is naaassty.
McPherson in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #T1#
Cinder pushes McPherson away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, McPherson gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
McPherson landing a few strikes.
McPherson sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Cinder is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Cinder is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but McPherson has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Cinder takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Cinder takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Turd McPherson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The ground and pound from McPherson seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
McPherson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Cinder down.
Cinder is not content to let McPherson control the position.
Cinder is pushing McPherson's head away, looking to escape. McPherson manages to hold on to the position though.
McPherson in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #T2#
McPherson is looking to take a break and control but Cinder is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McPherson creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Cinder sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Cinder wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
McPherson lands an elbow.
Cinder wants to get back to his feet but McPherson drags him back down.
You can see the frustration on Cinder's face as McPherson controls the position.
Cinder wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
McPherson scores with a couple of short elbows.#CUT#
It looks like Yhorm Cinder has been cut.
Cinder wants to get back to his feet but McPherson drags him back down.#T3#
Check out the look on McPherson's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Cinder wants to get back to his feet but McPherson drags him back down.
McPherson landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
McPherson lands some shots froms side control.
Cinder is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
McPherson working the ground and pound.
Cinder is pushing McPherson's head away, looking to escape. McPherson manages to hold on to the position though.
McPherson scores with a couple of short elbows.#CUT#
That has opened up Yhorm Cinder's cut even more.#SUB#
McPherson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Cinder knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #ES2#
Cinder bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
McPherson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cinder as he jumps to the side.
Cinder takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T4#
McPherson shoots in and drives through. Cinder sprawls well.
McPherson throws a body kick that misses.
Cinder is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
McPherson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cinder can do to turn this around?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPherson misses with a body kick. #TD#
McPherson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
McPherson stops Cinder from getting back to his feet.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cinder with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cinder with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson throwing shots but Cinder is blocking nicely.
Cinder is trying to stand back up but McPherson is controlling him
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yhorm Cinder's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
McPherson shoots in but no luck this time. #TD#
McPherson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
McPherson is nestled in close to Cinder, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Cinder taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard. #CUT#
Yhorm Cinder's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Yhorm Cinder's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: UnderGround FC 95
Date: Feb 15, 2020

#R1#
Kaepernick keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McPherson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kaepernick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL#
Kaepernick fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McPherson, pushing him back against the cage.
Kaepernick cracks McPherson with a nice body shot.
Kaepernick lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McPherson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kaepernick is keeping busy.
Kaepernick is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McPherson is keeping busy.
Kaepernick lands a right hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Kaepernick is stalling here.
Kaepernick stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaepernick presses McPherson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
McPherson is looking for a takedown.
Colin Kaepernick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
Kaepernick stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kaepernick gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from McPherson.
McPherson has Kaepernick pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kaepernick manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #T1#
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
McPherson looks winded!
Kaepernick lands with a short shot to the head.
Kaepernick prevents the takedown attempt.
Kaepernick will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning McPherson up against the cage.
Kaepernick digs a right hand into McPherson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McPherson's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McPherson looking for a takedown.
Kaepernick has McPherson pushed against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
McPherson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kaepernick pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Kaepernick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kaepernick avoiding damage.
McPherson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kaepernick works on McPherson's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaepernick pushes McPherson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McPherson tries to pull guard but Kaepernick won't allow it.
Kaepernick is struggling to control the position.
Kaepernick lands a right hand.
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McPherson blocks it with crossed arms.
McPherson is working for takedown but Kaepernick is calmly controlling the position for now.
McPherson is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kaepernick is defending well.
McPherson tries to land knees in the clinch but Kaepernick avoids the damage to the body.
Kaepernick will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning McPherson up against the cage.
McPherson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kaepernick is pressed up against the cage. McPherson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Kaepernick down to the mat. Kaepernick avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
McPherson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.#T3#
McPherson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kaepernick but Kaepernick pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kaepernick throws a shot to the body.
McPherson misses with a shot to the body
and McPherson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kaepernick is looking to clinch.
McPherson fails with the takedown
and Kaepernick counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kaepernick lands a body shot.
Kaepernick lands a nice shot to the body. #KD#
Kaepernick drops McPherson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McPherson looks back up at him and smiles so Kaepernick waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#
McPherson is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaepernick ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with McPherson's jaw. McPherson's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Kaepernick does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Colin Kaepernick!
Colin Kaepernick retains his super heavyweight title!
Colin Kaepernick tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

Event: UnderGround FC 88
Date: Jan 25, 2020

#R1#
McPherson moves out of range as Guide strikes.#TD#
McPherson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Guide wants to sweep but no luck.
McPherson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Guide working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson postures up in Guide's guard and throws a big left but Guide blocks it.
McPherson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McPherson landing with the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guide wants to sweep here but McPherson controlling him for the moment.
McPherson being controlled here momentarily.
Guide looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
McPherson throws an elbow that misses. Guide uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McPherson's guard. Nice move by Guide!#REVB##SUB#
McPherson working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Guide has passed into half guard!
McPherson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Guide's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Guide's back!
Guide prevents McPherson from getting a body triangle.
McPherson scores with strikes from the back.
McPherson is punishing Guide with some ground and pound.
McPherson trying to control.#T2#
Guide trying to get back to his feet but McPherson is in full control for now.
McPherson punches Guide on the ear. #CUT#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
McPherson punishes Guide with strikes from the back mount. #CUT#
That has opened up Newbie Guide's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPherson is landing with strikes. Guide can't take much more of this.#CUT#
The cut above Newbie Guide's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Newbie Guide's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
After winning the bout, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: UnderGround FC 81
Date: Dec 28, 2019

#R1#
McGregor fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McGregor keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
McGregor feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McPhersons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McPherson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McPherson looks for a takedown but McGregor sprawls well.
McGregor fails to land with a series of punches.
McGregor misses with a few strikes there. #CL#
McGregor moves into the clinch successfully.
Our sources have told us that McGregor has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.#BC#
McGregor breaks from the clinch.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by McGregor!
McGregor looks to land a right hand but McPherson moved out of range.
McGregor connects with an inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McPherson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.#TD2#
McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. McGregor sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McGregor wants to get back to his feet.
McGregor is doing well to control the position and prevent McPherson from advancing to side control.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.#CUT2#
It looks like Ricco McGregor has been cut.
McGregor wants to improve his position but McPherson is controlling well. #T1#
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McPherson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
McGregor on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McGregor is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McGregor is trying to control but can't.
McPherson working McGregor over with strikes. #CUT2#
Ricco McGregor's cut is getting worse.
McPherson lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked McGregor! More strikes land and this one is all over! McPherson jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: UnderGround FC 72
Date: Dec 07, 2019

#R1#
McPherson misses with a body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Kaepernick as McPherson shoots in.
McPherson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kaepernick but Kaepernick pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kaepernick lands with a straight right. McPherson didn't see that one coming.
McPherson circles away from the clinch attempt.
McPherson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McPherson goes for a double leg but Kaepernick avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Kaepernick continues to drive forward.
Colin Kaepernick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
A low kick from McPherson misses
and Kaepernick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kaepernick connects with a single shot there.
McPherson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
McPherson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kaepernick swivels and escapes.
Kaepernick is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from McPherson.
McPherson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#CL#
Kaepernick closes the distance and pushes McPherson back into the cage.
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McPherson blocks it with crossed arms.
A body shot lands from Kaepernick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kaepernick lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into McPherson's ribcage.
McPherson looks winded!
Kaepernick scores with a hook to the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty! #T1#
A short right from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick lands a right hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Kaepernick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short uppercut from Kaepernick.
McPherson goes for a takedown attempt but Kaepernick pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance. #CL#
Kaepernick forces McPherson back against the cage and clinches.
Kaepernick blocks a body shot from McPherson.
McPherson takes a shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McPherson swings away with an uppercut that misses. #TD2#
Kaepernick is fighting off a takedown attempt but McPherson is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Kaepernick to the mat. Kaepernick regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Kaepernick wants to get back to his feet but McPherson is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Kaepernick knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McPherson on the ground.
Kaepernick trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.#T2#
Kaepernick keeping moving, preventing McPherson from controlling successfully.
Kaepernick is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
McPherson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kaepernick's head.
McPherson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kaepernick is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McPherson is controlling him.
McPherson forces his way into half guard.
Kaepernick wants to get back to his feet.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kaepernick defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kaepernick scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but McPherson manages to mount him!
Kaepernick is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
McPherson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T3#
Kaepernick is trying to stand up.
Kaepernick is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Captain Turturro`s Pirate Ship that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
McPherson landing strikes from the mount and Kaepernick is in trouble!
The referee warns Kaepernick that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Kaepernick is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Kaepernick on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kaepernick tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
McPherson looking to secure an arm triangle but Kaepernick defends it well.
Kaepernick might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
You get the feeling that Kaepernick really doesn't like being in this position too much.
McPherson landing strikes from the mount and Kaepernick is in trouble!
McPherson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#T4#
Kaepernick trying desperately to get to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McPherson pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Kaepernick trying desperately to get to his feet.
McPherson lands a couple of good shots and Kaepernick has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Kaepernick takes a big shot to the side of the head.
McPherson lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Kaepernick hold on?!
Kaepernick is trying to stand back up.
McPherson throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Kaepernick!
McPherson lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McPherson lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Kaepernick.
McPherson throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Kaepernick! #ROC2#
Kaepernick is rocked!
Kaepernick is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Turd McPherson will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Kaepernick. McPherson does a little dance to reset his feet.
McPherson misses with an uppercut. Kaepernick saw that one coming.
Kaepernick doesn't manage to clinch there - McPherson circles away.
Kaepernick takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kaepernick scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kaepernick wants to clinch.
Kaepernick tries to clinch up but McPherson circles away and keeps his distance.
Kaepernick is looking to clinch.
McPherson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kaepernick counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McPherson thinking.
Kaepernick lands a lovely overhand right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from McPherson.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kaepernick tries to clinch up but McPherson circles away and keeps his distance.
Kaepernick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McPherson was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaepernick.
McPherson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kaepernick scores with a hook.#T1#
Kaepernick moves in looking to clinch but McPherson pushes him off.
McPherson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McPherson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Colin Kaepernick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
McPherson shoots for a takedown but Kaepernick saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McPherson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Kaepernick counter with a right hand.
McPherson connects with a body shot that sends Kaepernick's belly button to the back.
Kaepernick is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kaepernick scores with a decent looking hook.
Kaepernick is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McPherson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kaepernick seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#CL#
Kaepernick moves into the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
Kaepernick lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T2#
Kaepernick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McPherson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to McPherson's face. #CUT#
It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to McPherson's face.
Kaepernick lands a nice uppercut.#ROC#
McPherson is rocked!
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
McPherson is still on wobbly legs! Can Kaepernick finish him?
Kaepernick throws a big uppercut that drops McPherson! More strikes from Kaepernick and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! McPherson lies dazed against the cage as Kaepernick celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Colin Kaepernick!
Colin Kaepernick retains his super heavyweight title!
After the fight, Colin Kaepernick was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

Event: UnderGround FC 68
Date: Nov 23, 2019

#R1#
McPherson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McPherson.
McPherson shoots and misses
and Jussi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#TD2#
McPherson scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The ground and pound from McPherson seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Jussi managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McPherson.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson cracks Jussi with a big elbow.
McPherson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Jussi down.
McPherson is looking to take a break and control but Jussi is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McPherson throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Jussi's coaches at Soul Supremacy Rio have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McPherson creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Jussi sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. #T1#
McPherson throws a strike aimed at the side of Jussi's head but Jussi avoids it well.
McPherson trying to control the action but Jussi is working from the bottom.
Jussi parries the strikes from McPherson easily there. McPherson is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Jussi to escape.
McPherson trying to control the position but Jussi is working away.
McPherson lands a decent elbow from side control.
McPherson lands a decent elbow from side control.
Jussi parries the strikes from McPherson easily there. McPherson is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Jussi to escape.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McPherson throws an elbow but Jussi slips to the side and avoids it well.
McPherson scoring with punches and elbows.
McPherson trying to control the action but Jussi is working from the bottom. #T2#
Jussi defending against the ground and pound.
Jussi managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McPherson.
McPherson working the strikes but Jussi uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Jussi is looking to control McPherson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Jussi avoid being mounted?
Jussi is staying active underneath McPherson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jussi is looking for a sweep. McPherson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Jussi is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
McPherson is looking to take a break and control but Jussi is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T3#
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jussi's head.
Jussi is looking to control McPherson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Jussi avoid being mounted?
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jussi keeps working.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jussi blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jussi's head.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jussi defending well though. #T4#
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Jussi to regain full guard.
McPherson landing with the ground and pound.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses.
Jussi preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McPherson has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at WildBoar's Private Pig Pen. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
McPherson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McPherson landing some decent shots from guard.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Jussi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Nice takedown defense from Jussi. No joy for McPherson on that attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from Jussi misses the target.
McPherson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McPherson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jussi counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
No luck with that takedown attempt from McPherson.
It looked like Jussi wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Iron Jussi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.#TD2#
McPherson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Jussi keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jussi defending well though.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #T1#
McPherson throwing shots but Jussi is blocking nicely.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB2#
McPherson is working for a kimura but Jussi is defending it quite comfortably.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jussi defending well though.
McPherson winds up and cracks Jussi with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jussi won't allow McPherson to pass to mount.
Jussi is trying to maintain the position but McPherson is very close to passing his half guard.
Jussi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson. #T2#
McPherson thows a huge punch but Jussi dodges it nicely.
McPherson is trying to control. Jussi wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McPherson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turd McPherson has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jussi is trying to control but can't.
McPherson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #SUB2#
McPherson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jussi sees it coming and defends easily.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Jussi is trying to get back to full guard.#T3#
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jussi defending well though.
Jussi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson.
McPherson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Jussi knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
McPherson trying to control the action but Jussi is working from the bottom.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jussi's head. #T4#
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jussi defending well though.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPherson is keen to just control but Jussi is a slippery customer.
Jussi blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
McPherson wants to control but Jussi is keeping him busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jussi has hold of McPherson's hands but McPherson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McPherson is trying to control the action in half guard but Jussi is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Jussi stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jussi wants it to stay on the feet.#TD2#
McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jussi sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jussi is looking to control McPherson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Jussi avoid being mounted?
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Jussi is not content to let McPherson control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jussi is looking to improve his position.
Jussi blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson. #T1#
McPherson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jussi's head.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Nice strikes from McPherson there.
McPherson working over Jussi with some ground and pound. Jussi looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Jussi blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McPherson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jussi keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.#T2#
McPherson throwing shots but Jussi is blocking nicely.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Jussi keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McPherson stalling.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McPherson passes to side control.
McPherson looks up at the clock and then as Jussi takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McPherson smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude! #T3#
McPherson working away.
Jussi defending against the ground and pound.
Jussi takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.#SUB2#
McPherson wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jussi, who protects the arm well.
McPherson lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Check out the look on McPherson's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #ROC2#
Jussi is rocked!
Jussi can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB2#
McPherson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T4#
Jussi is not content to let McPherson control the position.
Jussi on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
You can see the frustration on Jussi's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
McPherson scores with a couple of short elbows.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McPherson cracks Jussi with a big elbow.
Iron Jussi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McPherson working the strikes but Jussi uses the opportunity to regain half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd McPherson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McPherson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd McPherson!
A relieved looking Turd McPherson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: EFC Mcpherson vs Chaelsson
Date: Oct 19, 2019

#R1#
McPherson throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Chaelsson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Chaelsson throws a big right hand that misses.
McPherson looking for a sweep. Not yet McPherson, not yet.
Chaelsson trying to control but McPherson is working from the bottom.
We've been hearing good reports from McPherson's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#SUB#
McPherson looking for a guillotine here but Chaelsson defends easily.
Chaelsson postures up in McPherson's guard and throws a big left but McPherson blocks it.
Chaelsson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
McPherson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Chaelsson doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Chaelsson manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
McPherson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Chaelsson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T1##SUB#
McPherson working for a triangle but Chaelsson defends it easily. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
McPherson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chaelsson defends it easily.
McPherson has momentary wrist control but Chaelsson slips an elbow through the middle.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Chaelsson working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Chaelsson throwing strikes but missing.
Chaelsson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Chaelsson trying to control the position from guard on top but McPherson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Chaelsson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T2#
Chaelsson stands up over McPherson, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #SUB#
McPherson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chaelsson is aware though and is defending well.
Chaelsson is working McPherson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Chaelsson controlling from the top position. #SUB#
McPherson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Chaelsson lands a couple of elbows.
Chaelsson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McPherson managing to control the position.
Chaelsson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McPherson wants to sweep here but Chaelsson controlling him for the moment. #T3##SUB#
McPherson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Chaelsson is aware though and is defending well.
McPherson is trying to control the position but Chaelsson postures up.
Chaelsson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Chaelsson is working McPherson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Chaelsson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Chaelsson from controlling successfully.
Chaelsson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Chaelsson preventing the sweep.
Chaelsson landing with the ground and pound. #SUB#
McPherson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chaelsson defends it easily.#T4#
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Chaelsson from controlling successfully.
Chaelsson content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Chaelsson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB#
McPherson throws his legs up looking for a submission but Chaelsson uses it to pass to side control.
Chaelsson scores with punches from side control.
Chaelsson in side control lands a decent elbow.
Chaelsson landing a few strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chaelsson creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.#ROC2#
McPherson is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You can see the frustration on McPherson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Oh McPherson is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chaelsson is putting a hurting on McPherson here, landing some big shots from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Chaelsson dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Chaelsson throws a monster overhand right that drops McPherson! Chaelsson follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Chaelsson!
A determined Patrick Chaelsson didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!

Event: EFC Camara vs Ladd
Date: Sep 21, 2019

#R1#
McPherson pulls out of a head kick attempt. #TD#
McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Babyara sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Babyara's head.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Babyara's head.
Babyara trying to control here.
McPherson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Babyara is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #ROC#
Babyara is rocked!
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Babyara wants to improve his position but McPherson is controlling well.
Babyara is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McPherson scores with a couple of nice shots.
Babyara is still in real trouble! Can McPherson finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #T1#
McPherson scores with a big shot! Babyara's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Babyara! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: EFC Chaelsson vs Mcpherson
Date: Aug 03, 2019

#R1#
McPherson defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Chaelsson.
McPherson slaps away a takedown attempt from Chaelsson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
McPherson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McPherson throws a series of punches but Chaelsson avoids them all with ease. #TD2#
McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Chaelsson sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Chaelsson is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McPherson scores with a couple of nice shots.
We've been hearing good reports from Chaelsson's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Chaelsson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McPherson is working away from the top position though.
McPherson looks to land a strike but Chaelsson avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
McPherson stopping the sweep attempt from Chaelsson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson trying to control but Chaelsson is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson throws a big elbow that misses.
Chaelsson wants to sweep here but McPherson controlling him for the moment.
McPherson wants to control from the top but Chaelsson keeps moving. #T1#
McPherson postures up.
Chaelsson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Chaelsson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #SUB2#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.
McPherson is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Chaelsson pulls his head out easily.
McPherson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Chaelsson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Chaelsson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Chaelsson wants to lay and pray for a moment but McPherson keeps working. #T2#
McPherson is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson trying to control here.
Chaelsson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPherson on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Chaelsson lands strikes from half guard.#SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.
Chaelsson slips a nice elbow through McPherson's hands, connecting with McPherson's forehead.
Chaelsson working over McPherson with some ground and pound. McPherson looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Chaelsson lands a nice short elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaelsson is looking to take a break and control but McPherson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T3#
McPherson blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chaelsson.
McPherson is trying to control but can't. #SUB2#
McPherson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
McPherson gets back to full guard. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chaelsson defends well.
Chaelsson sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chaelsson scoring with punches to the head and body. #T4#
McPherson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
McPherson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chaelsson defends it easily.#SUB2#
Chaelsson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McPherson has momentary wrist control but Chaelsson slips an elbow through the middle.#SUB2#
Chaelsson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Chaelsson landing with the ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chaelsson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Chaelsson dominated that round.
That's time! Chaelsson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Chaelsson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McPherson pinned against the cage. McPherson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #TD2#
McPherson fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Chaelsson to the ground. McPherson is now in Chaelsson's guard.
McPherson wants to pass the guard but Chaelsson is keeping the position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Chaelsson is on top in guard. #REVR#
McPherson keeping moving, preventing Chaelsson from controlling successfully.
Chaelsson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chaelsson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #SUB2#
McPherson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chaelsson defends it easily.
Chaelsson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T1#
McPherson wants to sweep but no luck.
Chaelsson landing with the ground and pound.
Chaelsson working some strikes from top position.#SUB2#
McPherson looking for a guillotine here but Chaelsson defends easily.
McPherson is trying to control the position but Chaelsson postures up.
Chaelsson is working McPherson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Chaelsson landing with the ground and pound.
Chaelsson lands a couple of digs.#SUB2#
McPherson looking for a guillotine here but Chaelsson defends easily.
We've been informed that McPherson has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T2#
Chaelsson lands a couple of digs.#SUB2#
McPherson has his foot on Chaelsson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Chaelsson works his way back into a safe position though.
Chaelsson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Chaelsson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Chaelsson lands a couple of elbows.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Chaelsson defends well.
Chaelsson content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Chaelsson passes McPherson's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Chaelsson pulls his head out easily.
Chaelsson controlling the action here. #T3##SUB2#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.
Chaelsson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Chaelsson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Chaelsson lands a nice short elbow.
Nice strikes from Chaelsson there.
Chaelsson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks McPherson with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #ROC#
McPherson is rocked!
McPherson wants to control the action here but instead Chaelsson manages to pass to full mount!
McPherson is working to get back to half guard.
McPherson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T4#
McPherson in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
McPherson is wriggling around trying to escape.
Chaelsson lands a nice shot to the head.
McPherson is still in real trouble! Can Chaelsson finish him?
McPherson tries to hold on but Chaelsson pushes him away.
McPherson seems to have recovered his senses.
Chaelsson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaelsson connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Chaelsson! McPherson is hurt baaadly! Chaelsson is firing away with more strikes - McPherson is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Chaelsson!
An out of breath Patrick Chaelsson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: EFC Mcpherson vs Panda
Date: Jun 01, 2019

#R1##TD2#
Panda shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. McPherson manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Panda trying to control but McPherson is working from the bottom.
Panda is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Panda's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McPherson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
McPherson has an active guard here but Panda has managed to pass into half guard.
Panda working the head and body with strikes.
We've been hearing good reports from McPherson's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Panda seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McPherson does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McPherson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if McPherson tries to get out of the position.
Panda prevents McPherson from improving his position.#T1#
Panda seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McPherson does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McPherson on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
McPherson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
McPherson is looking to improve his position.
McPherson is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Panda scores with a couple of nice shots.
McPherson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Panda is working away from the top position though.
McPherson is not content to let Panda control the position.
Panda has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T2#
McPherson taking some punishment here, with Panda in his half guard.
Panda slows the pace down in half guard.
Panda landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McPherson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Panda working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Panda controlling the pace.
McPherson wants to control but Panda is keeping busy.
McPherson tries to get to full guard but Panda has control of the leg. #T3##SUB#
McPherson looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Panda pushes past his half guard into mount!
McPherson wants to control but Panda is having none of it.
Panda landing punches.
Panda looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
McPherson is looking to improve his position but Panda isn't that keen on the idea.
Panda lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Panda lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Panda can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McPherson is looking to escape.
Panda postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. McPherson looks a forlorn figure. #T4#
Panda is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. McPherson can't stay in a position like this for much longer. #ROC2#
McPherson is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Panda looking to finish McPherson with some ground and pound. This is bad for McPherson!
Oh McPherson is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Panda connects with a bit shot that sees McPherson covering up! More strikes from Panda and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Panda is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Full Time Panda!

Event: The Island Season 9, 265 lbs, Round 2
Date: May 05, 2019

#R1##CL#
Mayhem gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mayhem digs a right hand underneath McPherson's ribcage. McPherson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mayhem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McPherson is trying to drag Mayhem to the mat but Mayhem just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Mayhem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McPhersons head.
Mayhem digs a right hand underneath McPherson's ribcage. McPherson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McPherson's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on McPherson's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Mayhem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Mayhem is working McPherson over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Mayhem.
McPherson looks winded!
Mayhem lands a left hand.
McPherson has Mayhem pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Mayhem manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Mayhem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mayhem lands a right hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
McPherson changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Mayhem fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Bryan Mayhem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
Mayhem cracks McPherson with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends McPherson tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Mayhem pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! McPherson is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bryan Mayhem!
Bryan Mayhem decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: The Island Season 9, 265 lbs, Round 1
Date: May 04, 2019

#R1#
Magoo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McPherson circles away quickly and effectively.
Magoo scores with a jab to the body.
Magoo throws a low kick, looking for McPherson's leg but McPherson calmly moves out of range.
McPherson is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#TD2#
McPherson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Magoo is looking to stand back up but McPherson counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Magoo .
Magoo definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#REVR#
McPherson working over Magoo with some ground and pound. Magoo looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Magoo is looking to escape.
Magoo on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson thows a huge punch but Magoo dodges it nicely.
McPherson is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Magoo !
Magoo knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McPherson on the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McPherson looking to control and managing it successfully.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McPherson lands a big elbow.
McPherson landing strikes from the mount.
Magoo might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T1#
McPherson unloading with bombs!
McPherson landing shots from mount. #ROC2#
Magoo is rocked!
McPherson softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Magoo is out cold! McPherson jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
A very excited looking Turd McPherson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Shasta Magoo had this to say: 'If i learned one lesson in life its that Life always offers you a second chance, its called tomorrow so with this in mind always remember that if you cant remember my name, just say "chocolate" and i will turn around.'.

Event: IFA 25:04
Date: Apr 25, 2019

#R1#
McPherson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bailey Blue seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blue lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Blue throws a shot to the body.
McPherson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Blue.#TD#
McPherson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Blue blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Blue is looking for a sweep. McPherson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Blue trying to control but McPherson postures up.
Blue is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Blue keeps trying to improve his position.
Blue wants to control but McPherson is keeping busy.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Blue trying to hold on to McPherson's head to control him but McPherson postures up. #T1#
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McPherson is keen to just control but Blue is a slippery customer.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Blue trying to control here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Blue manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
McPherson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
McPherson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Blue is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Blue connects with a nice short shot to McPherson's temple. #SUB#
McPherson is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Blue pulls his head out easily.
Blue trying to control the action but McPherson is working from the bottom.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
McPherson is pressing down on Blue's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#T2##SUB#
McPherson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Blue doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Blue manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Blue throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McPherson works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB#
McPherson has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Blue doesn't defend quickly enough and McPherson has managed to lock this one up! Can Blue escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to McPherson on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: IFA 20-94
Date: Apr 20, 2019

#R1#
McPherson throws a body shot but no joy. #TD#
McPherson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
You Really Want To Hurt felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #SUB#
McPherson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking for a sweep. McPherson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
You Really Want To Hurt blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. You Really Want To Hurt defending well though. #T1#
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #CUT#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPherson is looking to take a break and control but You Really Want To Hurt is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McPherson thows a huge punch but You Really Want To Hurt dodges it nicely.
You Really Want To Hurt is controlling McPherson's position as best he can from this difficult position.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to control here.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McPherson scores with a couple of nice shots.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T2#
You Really Want To Hurt blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to control from the bottom.
McPherson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
You Really Want To Hurt really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McPherson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #CUT#
The cut above Do You Really Want To Hurt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head. #CUT#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: IFA : 06:04
Date: Apr 06, 2019

#R1#
McPherson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Drago.
Drago doesn't succeed with the takedown#TD#
and McPherson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Drago is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McPherson wants to pass the guard but Drago is keeping the position.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson throwing strikes but missing.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McPherson's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Drago is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Drago can do anything to dispel that myth.#T1#
McPherson stopping the sweep attempt from Drago.#SUB2#
Drago is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McPherson content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Drago trying to keep a closed guard but McPherson is proving a slippery customer.
McPherson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
McPherson distracts Drago with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McPherson postures up in Drago's guard and throws a big left but Drago blocks it.
Drago looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Drago is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
McPherson chips away with some ground and pound.#T2#
McPherson distracts Drago with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson controls from within his opponent's guard.
Drago has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Temp Spar Gym. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
McPherson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Drago's head.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McPherson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McPherson preventing the sweep.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
McPherson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Drago keeping full guard, as McPherson tries to pass.
McPherson content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3#
McPherson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Drago's head.
Drago trying to control the position.
Drago working a defensive guard but McPherson passes into half guard.
Drago on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson misses with a head shot. Drago uses the momentum to regain guard.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Drago not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Drago bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McPherson's guard. #REVB#
Drago chips away with some ground and pound.
Drago is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB#
McPherson is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T4##SUB#
McPherson working for submissions but it's allowed Drago to get to half guard. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.
McPherson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Drago is working away from the top position though.
Drago is nestled in close to McPherson, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McPherson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
McPherson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Drago can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
McPherson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Drago shoots in but McPherson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Drago shoots for a takedown but McPherson saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McPherson misses with a takedown attempt - Drago sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
McPherson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Drago as he jumps to the side.
McPherson throws a head kick that misses. #TD#
McPherson shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Drago is trying to defend but McPherson finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
McPherson prevents Drago from improving his position.
Drago makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Drago.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Drago's head.
McPherson is working Drago over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T1#
Drago working a defensive guard but McPherson passes into half guard.
Drago on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Drago is looking for a sweep. McPherson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McPherson is pressing down on Drago's thigh, looking to free his foot. Drago is holding on for now.
Drago wants to get back to full guard.
Drago is not content to let McPherson control the position.
Drago avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McPherson.
McPherson tries to pass to full mount but Drago defends it.
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Drago's hands, connecting with Drago's forehead.
McPherson is keen to just control but Drago is a slippery customer.
McPherson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T2#
McPherson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Drago slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
McPherson wants to control from the top but Drago keeps moving.
McPherson landing some decent shots from guard.
Drago is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McPherson cracks Drago with a solid left hand.
McPherson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Drago can do to turn this around?
McPherson is looking to work some ground and pound but Drago has wrist control.
Drago bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McPherson's guard. #REVB#
Drago postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#T3##SUB#
Drago avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Drago passes into side control.
McPherson looking for a sweep but Drago has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Drago looking to control but McPherson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
McPherson holds on, trying desperately to control.
Drago scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish McPherson? #T4#
McPherson is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Drago landing strikes, looking to finish!
McPherson is trying desperately to improve position.
Drago landing strikes from the mount.
Drago lands a nice shot to the head.
Drago cracks McPherson with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Turd McPherson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drago lands a big shot to the head and McPherson winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Downwith Drago!
During a confident post fight interview, Downwith Drago thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: IFA 28:03
Date: Mar 28, 2019

#R1#
McPherson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but James avoids it really well and circles away.
James fails with a takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown attempt by James or perhaps it was just good defense by McPherson, which made it look bad.
McPherson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but James defends it well.
McPherson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#TD2#
McPherson shoots in and gets a takedown into James's guard.#SUB#
James is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McPherson is aware though and is defending well.
James is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McPherson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss. #SUB#
James is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McPherson looking to pass the guard. #T1##SUB#
James is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McPherson is aware though and is defending well.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
James manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McPherson manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
James distracts McPherson with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB2#
McPherson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. James doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. James manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a triangle but James pushes his legs off easily.
James trying to control but McPherson is working from the bottom.
James might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T2#
James lands a couple of elbows.
McPherson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
James has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
McPherson has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. James is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for McPherson.
You can see the frustration on McPherson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
McPherson tries to buck James off but James is having none of it.
McPherson keeps trying to improve his position.
James creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
James working away.#T3#
James cracks McPherson with a big elbow.
James cracks McPherson with a big right hand but McPherson just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go. #ROC#
McPherson is rocked!
James has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The crowd goes nuts as James knocks McPherson out cold with a massive hammerfist! James Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tyson James!
Tyson James retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Tyson James made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: IFA 16:03
Date: Mar 16, 2019

#R1#
McPherson on the wrong end of a nice hook.#TD2#
Blue closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Blue lands in his opponent's guard.
Blue working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Blue wants to control from the top but McPherson keeps moving. #SUB#
McPherson looking for a guillotine here but Blue defends easily.
McPherson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB#
Blue got a little sloppy there for a moment and McPherson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Blue has managed to get both his arms back between McPherson's legs - danger averted.
Blue has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Blue wants to control from the top but McPherson keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Blue postures up in McPherson's guard and throws a big left but McPherson blocks it. #T1##SUB#
McPherson has his feet on Blue's thighs here. He's pushed Blue off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Blue screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd McPherson!
An out of breath Turd McPherson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: IFA : 02/03
Date: Mar 02, 2019

#R1#
Boy lands a nice hook to McPherson's body. McPherson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #TD2#
McPherson is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Boy's half guard.
McPherson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Boy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McPherson connects with a nice short shot to Boy's temple.
McPherson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Boy knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Boy taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard. #SUB#
Boy is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McPherson pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Boy defends it well.
Nice strikes from McPherson there. #T1##SUB#
Boy is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McPherson pulls his head out easily.
McPherson not doing much here. #SUB#
Boy actively working from the bottom here.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McPherson connects with a nice short shot to Boy's temple.
McPherson passes to side control.
Boy taking punishment in the form of punches. #T2#
McPherson in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Boy looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! McPherson turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: IFA : 21-02-19
Date: Feb 21, 2019

#R1##CL2#
You Really Want To Hurt has closed the distance and engaged McPherson in a clinch.
McPherson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. You Really Want To Hurt just stands there and leans against the cage.
The referee calls for You Really Want To Hurt to work.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from McPherson.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
McPherson throws a punch but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt's coach down at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on You Really Want To Hurt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
McPherson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
You Really Want To Hurt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
McPherson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
You Really Want To Hurt has McPherson pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling the fight.
You Really Want To Hurt slowing the pace effectively.
The crowd are getting on You Really Want To Hurt's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt works on McPherson's body with a couple of short punches.#T1#
McPherson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a nice body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt controlling the action here for a moment.
You Really Want To Hurt digs a right hand underneath McPherson's ribcage. McPherson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McPherson letting You Really Want To Hurt take a breather here.
You Really Want To Hurt has McPherson pushed against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt connects with a body shot that sends McPherson's belly button to the back.
Nice uppercut lands for You Really Want To Hurt. That snapped McPherson's head back.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPherson takes a jab right on the kisser.
McPherson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McPherson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T2#
McPherson goes for a double leg but You Really Want To Hurt avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as You Really Want To Hurt continues to drive forward.
McPherson sets himself, and You Really Want To Hurt steps forward looking for the clinch! McPherson avoids it this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McPherson shoots in looking for a takedown but You Really Want To Hurt manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McPherson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
You Really Want To Hurt uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McPherson has time to react.#KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a big uppercut and McPherson crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but McPherson looks OK. You Really Want To Hurt waves McPherson back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McPherson throws a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt moves out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to counter with a clinch but McPherson shakes him off and moves away.
Do You Really Want To Hurt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McPherson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
You Really Want To Hurt comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
McPherson is aggressively charging in as You Really Want To Hurt backs up avoiding any damage. You Really Want To Hurt tosses out a jab and McPherson runs right into it face first! McPherson is out cold! You Really Want To Hurt dropped down on all fours and is barking in McPherson's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Do You Really Want To Hurt! Do You Really Want To Hurt retains his heavyweight title!
Do You Really Want To Hurt seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: IFA : 14/02
Date: Feb 14, 2019

#R1#
The fighters circling - McPherson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a jab to the jaw.
You Really Want To Hurt misses the shot to the body.
McPherson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
You Really Want To Hurt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McPherson.
McPherson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
You Really Want To Hurt swings for the body but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson circles away from the clinch attempt.
McPherson misses with a leg kick
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A head kick by McPherson misses
and You Really Want To Hurt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt stuns McPherson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McPherson throws a lazy right hand but You Really Want To Hurt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
You Really Want To Hurt jabs at McPherson's body.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a jab to McPherson's midsection.
You Really Want To Hurt's coach down at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on You Really Want To Hurt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice hook to McPherson's body. McPherson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Some wild striking there from You Really Want To Hurt. #T1#
McPherson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
You Really Want To Hurt punishes McPherson's body with a nice straight punch.#KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McPherson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can You Really Want To Hurt finish him? #ROC2#
McPherson is rocked!
You Really Want To Hurt Throws a clean left jab. You Really Want To Hurt Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with McPherson's chin! McPherson crumbles to the ground and You Really Want To Hurt follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by You Really Want To Hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt! Do You Really Want To Hurt retains his heavyweight title!
Do You Really Want To Hurt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: IFL : Let's Bang
Date: Jan 20, 2019

#R1#
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McPherson.
McPherson misses with a kick to the body.
McPherson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McPherson throws a head kick but Tohurt moves out of range.
Tohurt is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
McPherson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #TD#
McPherson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Tohurt quickly recovers to half guard.#SUB#
McPherson wants to work for an arm triangle but Tohurt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tohurt is trying to stand back up but McPherson is controlling him
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McPherson working over Tohurt with some ground and pound. Tohurt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
McPherson is nestled in close to Tohurt, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#CUT#
It looks like Tohit Tohurt has been cut.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Tohurt tries to roll over but McPherson keeps him under control.
McPherson winds up and cracks Tohurt with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Tohurt taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
Tohurt pushes McPherson off looking to stand but McPherson dives back in and keeps control.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McPherson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Tohurt taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard. #CUT#
That has opened up Tohit Tohurt's cut even more.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.#CUT#
The cut above Tohit Tohurt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tohit Tohurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson retains his super heavyweight title!
A victorious Turd McPherson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: ROTI-21
Date: Jan 04, 2019

#R1#
A low kick from McPherson is predictable there
and Sun Up counters with a nice kick to the body. #TD#
McPherson manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Sun Up on his heels. He'll look to pass Sun Up's guard now, I'm sure.
Sun Up tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McPherson landing some decent shots from guard.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Sun Up is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McPherson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Sun Up is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson working the head and body with strikes.
Sun Up is looking to improve his position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Sun Up is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McPherson scores with a couple of nice shots.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McPherson working the head and body with strikes.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McPherson lands a big elbow - Sun Up is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for McPherson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson retains his super heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: ROTI-20
Date: Dec 29, 2018

#R1##TD2#
Balewa tries to sprawl but McPherson drives through with a takedown into half guard.
McPherson is keen to just control but Balewa is a slippery customer.
Balewa is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Balewa looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
McPherson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Balewa does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Balewa on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Balewa tries to get out of the position.
Balewa is pressing down on McPherson's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
McPherson landing some decent shots from guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Balewa's head.
McPherson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#T1#
McPherson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McPherson trying to control but Balewa is working from the bottom.
Balewa definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Balewa looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McPherson connects with a couple of short punches.
McPherson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
McPherson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McPherson with a flurry of punches that miss.
McPherson is stalling in the full guard.
McPherson trying to control but Balewa is working from the bottom. #T2#
McPherson distracts Balewa with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Balewa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson stands up over Balewa, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Balewa looking for a sweep. Not yet Balewa, not yet.
McPherson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Balewa's head.
McPherson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McPherson cracks Balewa with a solid left hand.
McPherson throws a big right hand that misses.
McPherson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McPherson with a nice head shot there.
McPherson throws a strike but Balewa rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
McPherson pulls Balewa in close to prevent any damage. #T3#
McPherson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Balewa accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
McPherson is looking for a triangle but Balewa pushes his legs off easily.
Balewa might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
McPherson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Balewa doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Balewa manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
McPherson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
McPherson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Nice strikes from McPherson there.
Balewa is looking for a sweep. McPherson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T4#
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Balewa with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
Balewa wants to improve his position but McPherson is controlling well.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McPherson trying to control from half guard but Balewa is working away.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Balewa's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Balewa with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Balewa is not content to let McPherson control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Balewa misses with a looping left.#TD#
Balewa darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.
McPherson wants to improve his position but Balewa is controlling well. #SUB#
Balewa is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McPherson has managed to free his arm - good work.
Balewa scoring with strikes to the body and head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
McPherson actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions off his back.#T1#
Balewa throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McPherson blocking the ground and pound attempt from Balewa.
McPherson gets full guard.#SUB2#
McPherson looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Balewa passes into side control.
Turd McPherson has got the better of the ground game so far.
McPherson wants to control but Balewa postures up.
McPherson takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
McPherson is trying to control Balewa's posture but Balewa avoids it.
McPherson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Balewa lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
McPherson tries to improve position but can't.
McPherson manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!#T2#
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
McPherson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McPherson slips a nice elbow through Balewa's hands, connecting with Balewa's forehead.
Balewa is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Balewa on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Balewa on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Nice strikes from McPherson there. #T3#
McPherson working the head and body with strikes.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Balewa with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Balewa on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Balewa is trying to get back to full guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McPherson connects with a nice short shot to Balewa's temple.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPherson working the head and body with strikes.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Balewa's head.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McPherson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Balewa taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T4#
McPherson is trying to control the action in half guard but Balewa is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
McPherson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Balewa knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Balewa taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McPherson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Nice strikes from McPherson there.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
Nice strikes from McPherson there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R3#
McPherson looking to land some kicks to the body here. #TD2#
McPherson shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Balewa's guard.
McPherson is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SUB2#
McPherson drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Balewa dives on top into guard.#REVR##SUB#
Balewa drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Balewa jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB2#
Balewa is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but McPherson has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Balewa is looking to defend but McPherson has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Balewa! McPherson pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Balewa taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson is the new super heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: ROTI-11
Date: Dec 08, 2018

#R1#
Nice straight punches there by Mojo. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Mojo.
McPherson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Decent striking displayed by Mojo there.
Mojo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McPherson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mojo.
McPherson seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Mojo catches McPherson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Mister Mojo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mojo avoids the head kick by McPherson.
Mojo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McPherson moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
McPherson throws a push kick but Mojo slaps the foot to one side.
McPherson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Mojo as he avoids it easily. #TD#
McPherson scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
McPherson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
McPherson working away.
McPherson in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
McPherson lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
McPherson in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
McPherson scores with punches from side control. #T1#
You can see the frustration on Mojo's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Mojo can do anything to dispel that myth.
Mojo is not content to let McPherson control the position.
Mojo takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
McPherson cracks Mojo with a big elbow.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McPherson looks up at the clock and then as Mojo takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McPherson smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
McPherson scores with a couple of short elbows.
McPherson is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Mojo will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
McPherson goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Mojo rolls with the submission and now he's on top in McPherson's guard! Nice work there by Mojo! #SUB#
McPherson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mojo defends it easily.
McPherson is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T2##SUB#
McPherson has his feet on Mojo's thighs here. He's pushed Mojo off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Mojo screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd McPherson!
A victorious Turd McPherson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: ROTI-05
Date: Nov 24, 2018

#R1##TD#
McPherson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chameleon works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Chameleon looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Chameleon can do anything to dispel that myth.
McPherson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
McPherson's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Chameleon is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McPherson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Chameleon really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McPherson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chameleon works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Chameleon pulls McPherson in close to prevent any damage.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McPherson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Chameleon's head.
Chameleon controls McPherson momentarily but McPherson frees himself.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
McPherson trying to control the position from guard on top but Chameleon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McPherson is in close to Chameleon's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McPherson sitting in guard here, content to control.
Chameleon looking to control.
McPherson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McPherson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McPherson passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #T2#
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Chameleon's head.
Chameleon on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McPherson trying to control the action but Chameleon is working from the bottom.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Chameleon is refusing to be controlled, as McPherson sits in half guard.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chameleon with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson wants to take a breather but Chameleon is having none of it.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Still in half guard, McPherson seems content to control.
McPherson working over Chameleon with some ground and pound. Chameleon looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T3#
McPherson is thwarting Chameleon's attempts to control the position.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McPherson uses his free foot to push down on Chameleon's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Chameleon.
McPherson landing strikes, looking to finish!
McPherson scoring with strikes but Chameleon is staying in there.
Chameleon is desperately trying to improve his position but McPherson has a good base and remains in mount.
McPherson landing punches.
BOOM! McPherson connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McPherson with shots to the head and body - Chameleon looks very uncomfortable down there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice elbow there by McPherson.#CUT#
It looks like Karma Chameleon has been cut.
McPherson scores with a couple of good head shots there. #SUB#
McPherson looking for a guillotine from mount but Chameleon is having none of it. #T4#
McPherson avoids the attempt from Chameleon to control.
McPherson looking to control and managing it successfully.
McPherson fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
McPherson raining down hammerfists from mount.
McPherson landing strikes from the mount and Chameleon is in trouble! #SUB#
McPherson is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Chameleon can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
McPherson landing shots from mount.
Chameleon in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. #CUT#
That has opened up Karma Chameleon's cut even more.
McPherson is landing with some decent strikes but Chameleon is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd McPherson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Karma Chameleon's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
McPherson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Chameleon is looking to clinch. #TD#
McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Chameleon sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Chameleon's head.
Chameleon wants to control but McPherson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
McPherson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Chameleon with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McPherson working over Chameleon with some ground and pound. Chameleon looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
Chameleon taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
McPherson is controlling the pace.
McPherson working the head and body with strikes. #CUT#
The cut above Karma Chameleon's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Chameleon on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T1#
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #CUT#
Karma Chameleon's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Karma Chameleon's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
After winning the bout, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 06, 2018

#R1##TD2#
McPherson gets the takedown into side control.
McPherson scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Alive to see if he's OK.
McPherson throws a strike aimed at the side of Alive's head but Alive avoids it well.
McPherson working the ground and pound but Alive is defending the strikes.
McPherson fails to land a wild elbow strike.
McPherson is chipping away with strikes.
McPherson scoring with punches from side control.
Alive knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McPherson on the ground.
Alive takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
McPherson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Alive down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McPherson lands a decent elbow from side control.
Alive parries the strikes from McPherson easily there. McPherson is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Alive to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McPherson lands an elbow. #ROC2#
Alive is rocked!
Alive is breathing heavily.
McPherson lands a decent elbow from side control.
Oh Alive is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McPherson lands a strong strike to the head of Alive. That's dazed him! McPherson looking to finish here. Alive is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - McPherson lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!

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